@@XtremiTeez Lol, what? The first post and my post are obviously sarcastic. Are you being sarcastic? Because otherwise your post makes no sense. In a real criminal trial, the prosecution leads off by calling ALL of its witnesses to testify as to the defendant's guilt. The prosecution is not even allowed to call the defendant as a witness. After the prosecution's case is closed, THEN the defendant's lawyer calls his or her witnesses. At this point, the defendant may testify, or may choose not to. Trump, for example, chose not to in his NY hush money trial. If the defendant does testify, only then may the prosecution cross-examine him or her. If you're suggesting that the prosecutor here (Bruce McCulloch) was cross-examining the defendant (Dave Foley), then how could Bruce then call another prosecution witness? At this stage of the trial, after the defence case had closed, he'd only be able to call a witness to rebut a new point or defence raised by the defendant's witnesses - e.g. an alibi defence that had never been raised before on pre-trial discovery. But that's not what was happening here. The witness (Mark McKinney) testimony would have been led by the prosecution during its initial phase of the trial. It's pretty damning evidence.
@fred savage Correct, but it _is_ an Abrahamic religion, which was the point I made. When people talk about "God", they're usually referring to the Abrahamic god character, which is the core mythological component that Judaism, Christianity and Islam all share.
@fred savage It's the same god, you ignoramus. Put your foolish prejudice aside and do some research. Yahweh and Allah are literally the same character, like Zeus and Jupiter.
I've actually used the "aren't you lying? in fact, aren't you a liar?" bit on someone who was lying to me... I'm pretty sure I've done it more than once and I suggest that you try it as well😁
@@mythra7174 True but with that reasoning Python would be Europes answer to which it is not because that’s insinuating it is all of Europe. It is the UKs just as KiTH is Canadas and not all of North Americas answer. Also Ca and US dont like being mixed up often. Mexico is even technically North America. Anyhow the answer was too vague by stating only a continent.
It was a recurring gag throughout that episode. Kinda like how the Monty Python 'Spam' sketch ended with the Hungarian character w/ the phrasebook from that episodes opening sketch.
@@plasticslacks Only to Sir Simon Milligan. Hecubus is but one of many demons Sir Simon is possessed by... polite demons that would open a door for a lady carrying too many parcels *BUT DEMONS NONETHELESS!*
I swear these get more and more hilarious every time even if like me and have memorized! Such an amazing show! Impossible to choose "a favorite" Saw them live some years back and they were just absolutely amazing! Mark used the Isle I was sitting in for part of a sketch, and even tho wasn't part of it he stepped on my purse crushing a makeup compact lol. Two things I'm actually very proud to say still holding on to! Thanx for posting allowing those who unfortunately missed out then the opportunity now to see such brilliance!
Hardly he doesn't even have a lawyer because he doesn't want one with a head injury that can't find his briefcase. This is more of a legal comedy like liar liar with Jim Carrey another Canadian.
I’m not sure that’s true. Most people who know Einstein’s name most likely heard it followed in short order by “theory of relativity”. But, it’s all relative. (rimshot)🥁
Was expecting the old joke where the lawyer asks him if he knows what the punishment is for lying under oath. He says no, but it's probably better than the punishment for murder.
David Foley is so funny, I think of all the comedy troops. That's Saturday Night, Second City TV and Living Color he's the funnest comedian of them all.
Naw the best sketch the KITH ever did was a the "Voyageurs" where Juaque and Jean-Claude hunted down office executives and skinned them for their suits.
Yeah, I would flip that. Since democrats keep changing the reason for impeachment. He's guilty, they just haven't found "of what" yet. And they have no "evidence" or "witnesses".😂👌
@@michelchartrand3719 Like they investigated "Russia" for two years starting the day after he was elected. And once Ukraine started to fall apart and there was no "quid pro quo" all of a sudden it was "BRIBERY!" hahaha Ok whatever.
Pretty impressive how they captured all the nuance of a modern courtroom trial.
And the whores!
Agreed!!! Especially the part with the whores…
Starting with the prosecutor in a murder trial making the defendant his first witness. Classic legal strategy.
@@aquamarine99911no, because the witness was "still under oath", meaning he had already been sworn in and asked questions by the prosecutor.
@@XtremiTeez Lol, what? The first post and my post are obviously sarcastic. Are you being sarcastic? Because otherwise your post makes no sense.
In a real criminal trial, the prosecution leads off by calling ALL of its witnesses to testify as to the defendant's guilt. The prosecution is not even allowed to call the defendant as a witness. After the prosecution's case is closed, THEN the defendant's lawyer calls his or her witnesses. At this point, the defendant may testify, or may choose not to. Trump, for example, chose not to in his NY hush money trial. If the defendant does testify, only then may the prosecution cross-examine him or her. If you're suggesting that the prosecutor here (Bruce McCulloch) was cross-examining the defendant (Dave Foley), then how could Bruce then call another prosecution witness? At this stage of the trial, after the defence case had closed, he'd only be able to call a witness to rebut a new point or defence raised by the defendant's witnesses - e.g. an alibi defence that had never been raised before on pre-trial discovery. But that's not what was happening here. The witness (Mark McKinney) testimony would have been led by the prosecution during its initial phase of the trial. It's pretty damning evidence.
"Oh right. And I would never lie under oath.....not to GOD......"
That line broke me up, lol
Its the perfect win.
@fred savage :
No, you are the coward. Let's see you make jokes about Thor.
@fred savage
Making a joke about the Abrahamic god is in fact an indirect joke towards Islam (as well as Christianity and Judaism).
@fred savage
Correct, but it _is_ an Abrahamic religion, which was the point I made.
When people talk about "God", they're usually referring to the Abrahamic god character, which is the core mythological component that Judaism, Christianity and Islam all share.
@fred savage
It's the same god, you ignoramus.
Put your foolish prejudice aside and do some research.
Yahweh and Allah are literally the same character, like Zeus and Jupiter.
"Well, I'd have to see the jacket...ohhh!" Lol Kevin is great
Whole lotta milka
I love the end when Scott is yelling, "WE WON! WE WON!" Dave is trying to explain to him about the hanging. cracked me up
_"No I didn't. I'm getting hung."_
I swear I’ve never noticed that bit at the end until today. After so many years. Damn.
Oh my god, that's so awesome.
This show was so ahead of its time.
It's a lot better than the SNL we have now.
general zod
It’s better than snl ever was.
@@ard1805 And yet, ironically, half of the troupe were SNL writers before doing the show.
because when they wrote for snl most of their stuff never made it on air.
How so? Seems like perfect mid 90’s to me. Watching now it seems really dated and tepid. Probably wouldn’t even make it on the air today.
“Just a dude.....who’s taxes pay YOUR salary!” 😂😂😂😂
I've actually used the "aren't you lying? in fact, aren't you a liar?" bit on someone who was lying to me... I'm pretty sure I've done it more than once and I suggest that you try it as well😁
I don't really believe you've used that on someone before, aren't you lying? In fact, aren't you... a liar!!!
You're right it is pretty fun 😄
I will
You're lying
Has it ever caught someone out?
“No further questions your Honor.” 🤣
"Well, I'd have to see the jacket first... o-ohhhhh!" X-D
5 guys making some of the best comedy ever made
In fact, aren't you a liar? No more questions.
That’s the part of the sketch that inspired me to be a lawyer!
It was brilliant how he established that the witness is a liar !
My favourite part is the Stenographer nodding her head to the music slightly xD
Just sorta checking out one of the ladies.
Scott's face when Dave's saying it could have been him :D
Dave's face when he hears he's getting the death penalty lol
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I know your comment is 5 years old, but I've _always_ wondered why that didn't get any laughs from the audience, almost like no one saw it.
This is such a predictor of contemporary events, I'm pissing meself laughing! LMAO
One of the best sketch comedy shows of all time. North America's answer to the Pythons
Canada's answer rather.
@@farhanyousaf5616 Canada is in North America.
@@farhanyousaf5616 whoops lol
KITH is Canada's answer, Mr. Show is the US' answer.
@@mythra7174 True but with that reasoning Python would be Europes answer to which it is not because that’s insinuating it is all of Europe. It is the UKs just as KiTH is Canadas and not all of North Americas answer. Also Ca and US dont like being mixed up often. Mexico is even technically North America. Anyhow the answer was too vague by stating only a continent.
Oh you, the 90's. Never change.
And it never did...
@@JonathanLit agreed
I agree... that could cause a time paradox that destroys the universe.
I love it when Scott plays dumb.
"Just some dude... whose taxes pay your salary!"
Idiot Boy is one of the GOAT sketches
@@andylindsaytunes Well, the dude will sit down, or the dude will be taken out of this court!
@@andylindsaytunes 😂😂🤣😂
@@andylindsaytunes Scott's angry fists.... Lol. No more questions your honor... Lol
"Did you kill Henry Tillsen?"
No.... this is sooo easy!
This is some of Dave's best acting.
Sketch writing 101
If you don't know how to end a sketch just filled the room with strippers
They're not strippers, you're demeaning them!
They're honest whores.
Kevin goes over the top as the judge. 😁 He never got to be a huge movie star or TV series producer but he got consistent work...
Also a reference to some other sketches, IIRC
@@Psychlist1972 it reminds me of the Whitest Kids You Know trial sketch, which also ends in an infusion of ladies. :) But they were a later group.
It was a recurring gag throughout that episode. Kinda like how the Monty Python 'Spam' sketch ended with the Hungarian character w/ the phrasebook from that episodes opening sketch.
Good to know that Dave was _pure evil_ before he ever joined the staff at News Radio.
or at least evil adjacent
Impolite and evil if I remember correctly.
@@plasticslacks Only to Sir Simon Milligan. Hecubus is but one of many demons Sir Simon is possessed by... polite demons that would open a door for a lady carrying too many parcels *BUT DEMONS NONETHELESS!*
I think that might actually be his pure evil wife he's dancing with at the end.
Before, after, and probably during.
"Why else would he be so obsessed with finding ME guilty?"
I'd get alot of... "Evidence".... Lol
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
"I don't blame him. If I was in his murderous shoes I'd try to pin it on me too".
Dave was always my favourite, and this skit is exactly why, but I love them all in their own ways
You are wrong, since Bruce is the best
@@unclepennybags5655 I mean, we wouldn't want any of them to not be in the group.
And he's just one of the Dave's I know...
This is my favorite sketch going back watching em. I watch this like 3 times a week. LOL!
I loved this show when I was a kid.
God this show was so great.
1:14 - "...I would never lie under oath...not to god."
Easily one of my top 5 favorite quotes in the entire series!!!
"Just a dude...whose TAXES pay your SALARY!"
I swear these get more and more hilarious every time even if like me and have memorized! Such an amazing show! Impossible to choose "a favorite" Saw them live some years back and they were just absolutely amazing! Mark used the Isle I was sitting in for part of a sketch, and even tho wasn't part of it he stepped on my purse crushing a makeup compact lol. Two things I'm actually very proud to say still holding on to! Thanx for posting allowing those who unfortunately missed out then the opportunity now to see such brilliance!
Watching this in 2020! This was an amazing show. I used to have a little crush on Bruce 😍
Is your name Tara Blanchard?
No..lol
Watched The kids in the Hall when it first came out. Sad when it ended, it was great.
Some good news for you from 2022 then.
I miss this show.
Just wanted to say that this is pure comedy gold.
Haha the court reporter casually grooving at the end.
4:11
You won!
No I'm HUNG! I'm gettin hung man!
I drive by a "Tilson Rd" almost every day and I laugh every time.
"Just a dude!" Haha! This show was the best...
Better Call Saul in a nutshell
Better Call Saul In The Hall
Hardly he doesn't even have a lawyer because he doesn't want one with a head injury that can't find his briefcase. This is more of a legal comedy like liar liar with Jim Carrey another Canadian.
"If I was in his murderous shoes..."
"Well, I'd have to see the jacket.... Ooooh!"
Kevin looking like Peter Capaldi is honestly the best part
I think he looks like Jordan Peterson
"Evidence" and "witnesses" lol
2:18 "Aren't you lying?"
"No."
So he is lying. I rest my case.
4:12
Scott: Alright! We won! WE WON!!!
Dave: No, I didn't.
No, we’re hanging....
Reminds me of the “nobody likes us” sketch
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@Socucius Ergalla Come back now and make the same comment again!
How appropriate for The Times we're living in now I remember It's different
The Kids in the Hall is coming back in 2022. Yeah.
We now know the origins of the dancing lobsters in the Amanda show ._.
I can't believe I forgot about "but first, the whores" when my brother and I spent years quoting that to each other at every opportunity.
I definitely see here how this show could have influenced The Whitest Kids U' Know
Canada is awesome!
Well there's a comment that stood the test of time
“But first…THE WHORES!” lol
The best Canadian comedy troop ever.
That include Second City TV
OMG watching this on February 7th "What did you see on February 7th"
This is fantastic
As soon as I saw this I thought: "Yep, that's my son and his best friend when they were teenagers."
Now I am no lip reader, but I'm pretty sure Scott was mouthing the words "Not cool, man".
I love the bit about the tie! (1:40)
It's always good to see all 5 in a skit
These guys still crack me up!
Timeless classic comedy.
I like that calling him "that relativity guy," probably means you're smarter than most people who know Einstein's name.
I’m not sure that’s true. Most people who know Einstein’s name most likely heard it followed in short order by “theory of relativity”. But, it’s all relative. (rimshot)🥁
It’s a shame people forget about the photoelectric effect.
...you know that you aren't smart because you know about a smart guy... Right?
Like... At all.
man, such a crazy tie that Dave has
FACT: This is basically what law students learn in their first year.
THIS IS MY FAVORITE SKETCH!!!!
"A man who acts as his own attorney has a fool for a client."
Daniel Dougan Because when you step into an arena where words have different meanings, why shouldn't you trust a person who gets paid to play there?
Daniel - And?
So who do the lawyers hire then?
Not really. I've represented myself plenty of times and come out without a scratch.
Better to be an attorney with a fool for a client than a client with a fool for an attorney.
Dave rocked the zoomer perm 30 years before it was trendy
it's eerie that this was funny 20 odd years ago but now using logical fallacies to get your way is the literal reality we live in ...
Liberal fantasy has become liberal reality
@@greedyd5524 whine away
I'm your 69th like.
Oh, man. Saw this when it it premiered and it still crushes right now!
Yea, the similarities with Trump's (and Giuliani's) behavior blew me away.
the kids in the Hall was my favorite sketch comedy
love the show
Fun fact: Dave really is drinking all those cups of coffee.
I was trying to watch the Trump impeachment trial and I got this.
That was a bigger farce
Was expecting the old joke where the lawyer asks him if he knows what the punishment is for lying under oath. He says no, but it's probably better than the punishment for murder.
I wish Dave’s career would take off already.
One of my favs.
David Foley is so funny, I think of all the comedy troops.
That's Saturday Night, Second City TV and Living Color he's the funnest comedian of them all.
This is what I feel how Ted Bundy’s court date went.
Yes indeed.
I love seeing bits I somehow missed.
The ole "deny till you die defense"
worked for OJ
Great show. Blast from the past
The coffee drinking is just the best.
Scott playing the American! I can say this because I'm American.
Still think this was their funniest sketch - Just a dude.
Naw the best sketch the KITH ever did was a the "Voyageurs" where Juaque and Jean-Claude hunted down office executives and skinned them for their suits.
Zenon Spitula A dude that PAYS YOUR TAXES!!
Elsinore Brewing I love that one.
Elsinore Brewing No, the best ever was Citizen Kane.
My friend and I still say to each other that we're "just a dude, whose taxes pay your salary!"
David Foley is the Master of the Universe.
May 13, 2022…they’re back!
Pretty much reminds me of what's going on right now in 2021
Wow Kevin's hair is fantastic in this.
They are back. KITH forever.
Reminds me of my son when he was a teen (except he didn't kill anyone).
... That you know of.
I love how back in the day they committed to the sketch long after it was over while it fades to black.
These guys are geniuses haha
Like that relativity guy
Bill and Teds Excellent Court Date
I vaguely remembered this sketch from back in the day, but not the ending. "But first..." 😂
SOB I miss the 90s but atleast we can say we got to experience it.
Jordan Peterson is great as a judge
David Foley is so funny.
This is Donald Trump on the stand. This show is and will always be genius.
This is shit.
The rant at the end is basically trumps defence for everything he’s done
Yeah, I would flip that. Since democrats keep changing the reason for impeachment. He's guilty, they just haven't found "of what" yet. And they have no "evidence" or "witnesses".😂👌
@@thegreatestquest8358 They're not changing the reasons for impeachment, they just keep finding more things.
@@michelchartrand3719 Like they investigated "Russia" for two years starting the day after he was elected. And once Ukraine started to fall apart and there was no "quid pro quo" all of a sudden it was "BRIBERY!" hahaha Ok whatever.
@@thegreatestquest8358 lmao (flush)
@@thegreatestquest8358 I see you are a perfectly average UA-cam commenter, and not a clearly insane person.
Canadian courts awesome, letting you bring coffee to the witness stand.
And 🚬 ... Some court 🏛 ....
I would love to see this in real life.
Kids in the Hall liveand they were hilarious when they were touring