Why does Craig have intimate, authoritative knowledge of every game these guys play? There's always something they're unaware of, but of course Craig is
I love how three of them have these outlandish looking avatars and Trott's just there with a perfect replica of himself. Also, kudos to Mark and Smith breaking out the Star Trek Enterprise reference like a fine wine.
11:56 Smith just bustin out that lovely singing voice like it's nothing, hahaha Also, I love hearing these stories everytime, I'd be more dissapointed if you didn't bring them up every once in a while, haha
Andy Circus seems fine. I saw him about 2 months before lockdown in the foyer of the Old Vic theatre in London. He was dressed in a tracksuit and watching a play about Russia
If the internet is right, Chris Trott is 5'9 (~175 cm) tall. The thing is Ross is 6'3 (~192 cm) and Smith is 6'5 (~195 cm). They are quite tall. Still, Trott is at the average male height for the UK (again, if the internet isn't wrong). I am one inch taller than Trott (5'10 or ~177 cm) tall, and my wife is the same height as Trott. But since we're Brazilian, I'm a tad above Brazilian men height (~173 cm or 5'8.5), but my wife is consideret quite tall (Brazilian women average at 161 cm tall or 5'3.5).
This works! There's a lot to be said for your casual content feeling like a podcast, where you chat shit a lot. When you have a guest is when all the best content (read: juicy secrets) come out. Maybe that's the trick?
14:55 Oh boy Ross, the truth slips out, everyone here fucking heard it, he said, and I quote, "which we have footage of" even though this snake said years ago it's gone "we HAAAAVE footage"
Star Trek: Enterprise was great but the last few episodes where rushed and the last episode sucked because it was a bunch of scenes from different episodes if the series did not get cancelled.
We had an episode recently where Smith casually mentioned doing mushrooms, now we've got Trott saying he did a massive joint...what's next, is Ross gonna confess to doing crack at some point?
Why do you guys press the preview putt before trying to actually aim the putt. It will tell you where you are going if you try and read it before hand. Just a little thing boiks :D
it is not tiny at all, I'm 163cm which is just over 5'4", if Trott is 175cm, that makes him 5'9", which according to data and statistics, puts Trott at the exact average Male height in the UK
You guys play some of the most boring games to watch. It’s incredible. Golf? Flight simulator? Soccer with matchbox cars? GTA 5, a game that been out for 600 years? I miss you guys but I just can’t any of this.
i really like your guys content buy my god please stop with the golf games. i havent watched any videos on this channel for months simply because you arent playing games i find interesting. youve changed over to being a sports gaming channel and i find that extremely niche, no wonder the channel is stagnating. still love you guys deep down though
Honestly, I tend to skip a lot of the same videos on principle but usually I go back and see that the games are more interesting than I give them credit for. Also their commentary style doesn't really change much between most games unless it's a high focus fps. I find the golf content to be some of their best because the game engagement is pretty low so they can just chat. Just a bit of food for thought though.
@@DracoDxl yeah I suppose youre right, it's always been the commentary that drives their content not so much the riveting game play. Probably just my problem for not being keen on golf. Also I miss their content on Hatfilms aswell.
Chris Trott, drunk, dressed as Iron Man, puking in a club through the tiny breathing hole in the Iron Man mask is incredibly funny
Why does Craig have intimate, authoritative knowledge of every game these guys play? There's always something they're unaware of, but of course Craig is
they play what craig tells them to play, duh
@@TaintedPrinceps Craig is the puppet master of Hat Film
Z Craig likes sim games like this. He plays them all. So he knows
@@nikeeweston Craig is the master of dad games.
@@nakenmil Craig is daddy?
I love how he instantly mentioned "we deleted it", but you know what... WE DON'T BELIEVE YOU! #Releasethefootage
I love how three of them have these outlandish looking avatars and Trott's just there with a perfect replica of himself. Also, kudos to Mark and Smith breaking out the Star Trek Enterprise reference like a fine wine.
Trott wishes he had those lips, imagine the top lip frenzies he could give
the sips impression hahahaaaa
It almost feels like a running joke at this point that every time they go to LA Trott has to get completely destroyed.
then he goes home to the UK and complains about how much he thinks LA sucks >:[ shut up stupid trott, LA doesn't suck, you suck, c word
#Releasethefootage
Hulmes: Ara ara!
Smith: What does it mean?
Hulmes: I don't know.
Me: Liar!
11:56 Smith just bustin out that lovely singing voice like it's nothing, hahaha
Also, I love hearing these stories everytime, I'd be more dissapointed if you didn't bring them up every once in a while, haha
Gotta say pretty nicely sung Spaceman covers by the bois.
I propose pub golf where they dress as their characters... film Trott.
That Star Trek Enterprise reference was unexpected but very welcome
The only people to get me to give a flying fuck about golf.
I have the same problem as Trott when it comes to drinking
You and me both.
this video had everything i never knew i needed, stupid renditions of spaceman, trotts drunken LA story, and marks sips impression.
Fun facts:
Trott is 5'9 (175cm)
Ross is 6'3 (190cm)
And Smith... is 6'5 (195cm).
So I'm the same height as Trott... yay.
Thanks Trott, not heard anyone say whitey in that sense in about a decade
Year late but must point out Trott, there is a saying.
Beer before Grass, you end up on your arse, Grass before Beer & you're in the clear.
Love the Bowie parodies. Y’all are good singers. 😊
I like some hulmes + hat films
10/10 combo
Andy Circus seems fine. I saw him about 2 months before lockdown in the foyer of the Old Vic theatre in London. He was dressed in a tracksuit and watching a play about Russia
Really hope you guys do more of this, I loved it.
Wasn’t sure if I would enjoy a golf vid but my expectations have been exceeded!
I really enjoyed these ones!! Would absolutely love more. Don't even like golf normally 😅
yare yare is "good grief"
yare yare is good grief if good grief was something we said way more in english, modern equivalent is bruh
@@joshuapostill4952 kinda, its a little less proper than either... its more like "fuck, again?"
@@lilBabyBornInCalifornia just imagining Jotaro throwing either of those around is top tier
@@joshuapostill4952 i love Jotaro just for his lack of inhibitions
Absolutely loving this together aswell as you alds together with Humes again! Keep up the hilarious content lads!
Absolutely buzzing
This was fun, guys! #Releasethefootage
would LOVE to see you guys go to Japan that would be freaking awesome
They could say hi to Lewis while they're there.
Take Marku with.
But not Nina. She's had too much of Japan already.
Release the ROSS CUT!
Ross 'Long Putt' Hornby
Smith, for me it was Sambuca and Creaming Soda, 8 years since and I still can't drink either
Finally somebody else who despises Baked Beans!! I thought I was the only one!!
If the internet is right, Chris Trott is 5'9 (~175 cm) tall. The thing is Ross is 6'3 (~192 cm) and Smith is 6'5 (~195 cm). They are quite tall. Still, Trott is at the average male height for the UK (again, if the internet isn't wrong).
I am one inch taller than Trott (5'10 or ~177 cm) tall, and my wife is the same height as Trott. But since we're Brazilian, I'm a tad above Brazilian men height (~173 cm or 5'8.5), but my wife is consideret quite tall (Brazilian women average at 161 cm tall or 5'3.5).
I'm pretty sure Trott has said he's 5'10" before in a video. I may be wrong though
Im a big boy 👦
crank the difficulty up a couple of notches and play some more, loved it :)
I do hope Smith wears a mask to the ritual beating of Hulmes
Poor Trott, imagine it was Smith who had that and was last he would never stop moaning....”THATS WHY IM LAST THATS WHY IM SHIT etc etc etc
Trott would have won if he was on the same difficulty as the others #JusticeForTrott
Thank you guys.
No one:
Mark Hulmes: "Ara ara..."
love this guys please do more of this!
Loving this! More please.
I like Trott's style.
I'm glad to have Sherlock Hulmes in a Hat Films video again. He was very unfairly targeted by Hatty "fans" in my opinion.
hate golf, love Hat golf
This works! There's a lot to be said for your casual content feeling like a podcast, where you chat shit a lot. When you have a guest is when all the best content (read: juicy secrets) come out. Maybe that's the trick?
When they were talking about baked beans I really felt mark's pain. I too hate baked beans and just the sight of them is disgusting
Ooooh, fuck - I'm 'like' no. 2000! Give me free stuff!
14:55 Oh boy Ross, the truth slips out, everyone here fucking heard it, he said, and I quote, "which we have footage of" even though this snake said years ago it's gone "we HAAAAVE footage"
Also, really like this play through. Mor pls?
Never been here this quick omg
More, more, more. Give me more
Carrot man says check out my music
More of this pls
Wait, how tall are smith and Ross?
Not Marks biggest fan, but his sips impression and that AstroTurf joke got me
no need to qualify liking something mark said lol
@@mrjuck3837 true, it's just I felt in this vid mark felt more like one of the boiks than usual and that's a good thing!
The Astroturf joke is from Flight of the Conchords
Yes Mark, I fucking hate the look of beans etc
top content
I still vote Mark for the forth hat films member. He's a great match with their chemistry and skills.
He can’t be fourth. Creggle is fourth. But Mark would be a great fifth member. It’s been far too long since they’ve done anything with him.
*RELEASE THE FOOTAGE*
Star Trek: Enterprise was great but the last few episodes where rushed and the last episode sucked because it was a bunch of scenes from different episodes if the series did not get cancelled.
We had an episode recently where Smith casually mentioned doing mushrooms, now we've got Trott saying he did a massive joint...what's next, is Ross gonna confess to doing crack at some point?
I don’t smoke really, but in my experiences smoking after drinking quite heavily kind of levels me out. Then I just get super tired lol.
#releasethefootage
weed and booze and weed and booze and weed and booze and weed and booze and cabooze
honestly booze and weed is great if you know your limits on both
Smith and Ross aren't that tall, I've seen them next to, like, Barry and Angory Tom.
...Two other weirdly tall people
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David Walliams is a HORRIBLE person btw, your assumption is very accurate Hulmes.
Why do you guys press the preview putt before trying to actually aim the putt. It will tell you where you are going if you try and read it before hand. Just a little thing boiks :D
Someone said Trott's 175 cm... If true, that is actually quite tiny.
Tiny?
No it's not
it is not tiny at all, I'm 163cm which is just over 5'4", if Trott is 175cm, that makes him 5'9", which according to data and statistics, puts Trott at the exact average Male height in the UK
You guys play some of the most boring games to watch. It’s incredible. Golf? Flight simulator? Soccer with matchbox cars? GTA 5, a game that been out for 600 years? I miss you guys but I just can’t any of this.
Smith ur character looks like carrit top exscep ur not buff and no long hair
i really like your guys content buy my god please stop with the golf games. i havent watched any videos on this channel for months simply because you arent playing games i find interesting. youve changed over to being a sports gaming channel and i find that extremely niche, no wonder the channel is stagnating. still love you guys deep down though
They play (and should keep playing) what they enjoy, not what you enjoy
Honestly, I tend to skip a lot of the same videos on principle but usually I go back and see that the games are more interesting than I give them credit for. Also their commentary style doesn't really change much between most games unless it's a high focus fps. I find the golf content to be some of their best because the game engagement is pretty low so they can just chat. Just a bit of food for thought though.
@@DracoDxl yeah I suppose youre right, it's always been the commentary that drives their content not so much the riveting game play. Probably just my problem for not being keen on golf.
Also I miss their content on Hatfilms aswell.
@@ThyDoughnuttt yeah the timing with the channel swap was really unfortunate, seemed like they had a lot of IRL content ideas