i played mario kart wii 150cc until i got first place on rainbow road...
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- i played mario kart wii 150cc until i got first place on rainbow road...
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Twitter: / poofesure | insta: / poofesure
the yoshi wii remote lives another day
a
Hi
yes
Ok
Noice
17:00 did anyone else notice how perfect poof’s scream went with yoshi falling off the track
He falls right onto Greenland too.
I would scream too if I had to fall onto Greenland
Yea it fades out as if HE was the one who fell off lol
@@jackgreene7813 That's literally how Toad sounds when he falls off
I did
the most poofesure thing to happen is his own red shell hitting him
The worst part is that shit happened to me before 3 times in one race, it’s true betrayal
And also the fact he fell off Rainbow Road despite there being a railing...
I hate it
@@thecaynuck4694 he was turning into it for some reason.
He was using an outsdie drift bike if he used inside things would be easier as a 3 star 9999 (max) vr player i would know
7:42 “oh wow i don’t know how- *inhale* WHEE !! WREE !!!”
I thought he said, "Oyeee! Oyeee!".
"aight..."
Also Poofesure : Switch to enchanting table language
It's not Minecraft enchanting table...
It's Micheal Jackson
14:50 “I’m a great driver😡” cuts to next race where he hits a pillar immediately
Perfecto 😎
"Yeah, this thing has great handling." 🤣
I was looking for this comment 🤣
Seeing him play rainbow road using tilt controls while not drifting whatsoever on manual physically hurts
It’s better to not drift on the shitty outside drifting bikes
Rat Casserole It does.
Yes, It's hurts...
To top it all off, *using the Wii Wheel*
I would rather not drift if I ever use Karts or outside drifting bikes.
9:46 "usually I'd say UHEEEE"
Best fucking time stamp in this whole comment section
@@greasybunz4169 dockside subprogram acclaim perry proficiencies giblets warships patisserie aesthetician clapboard Springfield phobic attestation Slamannan stockbrokers Woodlake Stumptown wrathful loophole
14:16 poofesure gets the trophy for best Britney Spears impression
sorry that belongs to derrick barry lol
I spat my drink out at that
GIMME GIMME MORE!!! GIMME MORE!!! I'M NOT FREAKIN' BRITNEY SPEARS; STOP GIVING ME MORE!!!
@@superawesomegamer2170 WOOOOOOOOOO
That part made me laugh so hard honestly that was the funniest part of the entire video
18:01 Donkey Kongs battle cry had me dead
BATTLE CRY💀💀
As a soprano, I'm extremely jealous of the notes that Poof manages to hit
18:02
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF BOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS
As someone who cant sing, I am jealous that people can sing very well
as an alto.... what is a soprano lol
Potato Pancake
Imagine a choir, soprano is the people who sing the high parts and altos sing the low parts.
9:06 owls in the middle of the night
Fax
Lmao
Howler Monkeys
no that's donkey kong
More like Poofesure's Sandhill Cranes.
13:34 the way he says " alright here's the new shortcut" and then starts screaming😭😭
alright here's a new shortcut
BOUNCE OFF THAT FUCKIN WALL
13:37
LMFAO 😂
TBH it’s my favorite part
Yelling & Funny Moments (recomment for myself):
1:36 First Red Shell
1:58 First Green Shell
2:07 Immitating Yoshi
2:28 Immitating Yoshi #2
2:33 Second Green Shell
2:50 Losing control of vehicle
3:55 Nearly flying off the track
4:11 Nearly driving off the road
4:17 Falling off Rainbow Road #1
4:32 Nearly falling off the road #2
4:49 Bouncing off the fence
4:57 Bouncing off the fence twice
5:08 Screwed by corner
5:25 Jumping the fence and off the track
5:37 Jump struggling
5:41 Driving into a banana
6:45 Driving into a Pokey and a Banana
6:52 Third Green Shell
7:04 Waluigi flattens Yoshi at the last second
7:19 Immitating Yoshi #3
7:23 Too many thunderclouds
8:06 Ranting at Peach
8:10 Falling into Lava because of POW
8:21 Falling into Lava because of Fire Bar
8:26 Pushed into lava by Wario
8:35 Hit Lava Gyser
9:04 Epic Shroom Jump
9:38 Getting aggressive at Wario
9:56 Falling off Rainbow Road yet again
10:19 Shoved off the track by King Boo
10:32 Ranting about three mushrooms in 11th place
10:40 Rage quitting after falling
11:40 Another Red Shell
11:56 Immitating Baby Peach
12:08 Peach takes away first place
13:10 Another fall on Rainbow Road
13:34 Shortcuts 101
13:43 Kart drifts the wrong way
14:03 Shrooming off the course
14:15 GIMME GIMME MORE
14:31 Rage quitting at 11th place
14:58 Pillar squashes Yoshi
15:15 Ranting at King Boo
15:57 Yoshi drives into his own Red Shell
16:08 Another Rainbow Road fall
17:00 Jumping off the track
18:00 Rainbow Road Victory!
Nice 👍💪🏽💅😩
Holy shit bro
@Shawn Connolly It's not my comment I recommented for myself so that I don't have to scroll all the way for that one comment, i'm just suprised im getting this attention
@@firejr767
Nice
@@treegirl5105 Sorry for stealing your likes
“I’m a gReAt DrIvER”
Immediately cuts to driving into a wall
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
Lester Frickin Crest. You kick ass dawg
Omari Johnson thanks
14:50
i heard this when i read this comment
I never realized how much Poof sounds like Toad or a monkey at certain times
Holy shit when he was angry, i could picture donkey kong
Nah I could picture Diddy Kong
@@michaelfortunato2522 same thing they're monkeys
Lol i dont know anything about dk so i guess you have a valid point
@@jiyzo well technically DK ain't a monkey but you've got the idea.
1:38
“I'M NOT FRICKING BRITNEY SPEARS STOP GIVING ME MORE” fav quote
Literally one of the funniest quotes
That's no. 2 for me, behind "King Boo, you're a f***in' poo!". 😆
10:07 can we just appreciate how far ahead waluigi is
WAAA
Plot Twist: he's in last
Waluigi is a legend
No we. Cant
I might be 10 month but dang he is so far ahead
10:21 that's an insult I haven't heard since I was in elementary.
7:42
I cannot think of anyone or anything that has made that sound effect before
A police car
Fire alarm when its battery id low
My neighbors dog at 3 am
Sounds like Party Phil from Wii Party
A pig?
you're not in a poofesure video until you get the toad scream followed by the hyena laugh 14:03
4:48
‘Hits Wario’
‘Falls off’
“I thought I screwed her.”
Me:🤔
Maybe it was female wario from wario land 4
Wario is a girl confirmed?
I think that he hit Peach instead 😂
@@Raincally he hit Wario
Was peach in the GP?
@@MetallicGold Yes along with Baby Peach
Mom, can we get Brittney Spears?
Mom: we have Brittney Spears at home.
Brittney Spears at home: 14:16
gimme mor
its Britney anyways stream mood ring
Brittney Spears who
He is better tho
*GIMMIE GIMMIE MOAR* 👁👄👁
17:01 Imagine how perfect it would have been if he played Toad
Omg yes
Yeah. It would have been perfect. You know what else would be perfect? If Poof played Smash Ultimate and at 17:01 was his Star KO sound.
nice too see you toad
Blob Nice to see you too. Will there be another de blob game?
“Kkkkkkk a bomb...😳”
7:24 me opening my 6th pair of socks on Christmas.
Fr 😂
And then you get like 10 more: 14:16
9:05 the mating call of a wild Poofesure
Activates when abby is nearby
@@alexitotfn1002 I orbited the entire solar system 😭
@@strawberrymilkshakesss ? xd
Love it when he says “with wii motion plus inside” cause it means he’s gotta hold in his anger
Or at least try to
I honestly don’t know why it’s so funny when he says that. But it is. 😂😂
No it’s because he has a deal with Nintendo to use the remotes
9:05 me lowering my volume thinking poofesure is going to yell
7:14 “screw Yoshi cause he’s green” why did that make me laugh so hard
17:59 that pro back green shell
7:26 me when another ad pops up on spotify
I feel your pain
Same here. Along with SoundCloud
Or on twitch mobile
I get too many TikTok ads help
I literally just saw this now and I didn't realize my comment got that many likes. Thankyou
SPECIAL TIMESTAMPS :
2:00 - Hit by a shell
5:01 - Raging at the wall
5:39 - Struggling to make the boost jump
7:24 - Poofesure is tired of too many thunderclouds
8:31 - Poofesure scolds Wario
9:57 - Poofesure drives off the course near the finish line
10:20 - King Boo pushes Yoshi off
11:58 - Poofesure mocks baby peach
12:11- Fails to pass Princess Peach near the finish line
13:39 - Shortcut gone wrong
13:47 - " Why did it drift the other way ? "
14:16 GIMME GIMME MORE
18:05 - Poofesure celebrates 🌈 🛣️ victory in a very funny tone
How dare you leave out 14:16
@@loganmiller7827 🤣
You forgot 17:00
10:20 “KING BOO YOU’RE A FUCKING POO!!!”
You forgot 16:14
10:20 So *that's* where Five Nights at Freddy's: Sister Location got the jumpscare sound from.
5:05 “ok this corner can suck it”
Corner: *so you have chosen death*
Corner: I have decided that I want you to die
corner: no u
11:42 Believe me, the day will come when Poofesure does manage to time the placement of the fake box right, only to find out it's ineffective against shells.
Hoo boy that'll be a glorious moment
lol i’m reading this after this has recently happened to poofesure when he found out how to hold an item
@@jackogiants7690 same
16:40 how is nobody talking about that I laughed the shit out of me😂
LMAO YEA I WAS TRYIGN TO FIND COMMENTS ON THIS AS WELL
dang im 7 months late smh
lawls, i feel u, i can see myself looking at people comment or reply to my comments like 10 years from now xd
16:00 Poof is the only person this has ever happened to😂😂
fr
So erm...
Who's going to tell him about mirror rainbow road?
Do you really think hes going to unlock mirror mode?
Cl0udz with the way he’s playing, mmm not really 🤷🏾♂️
His soul would crumble once he finds out Mirror Mode exists.
Don’t tell him
He’s gonna break something from it sooner or later
I can imagine how it gonna happen.
There's also a 200cc mode but it's a mod that you need to get.
Poofesure: tried to win
Also Poofesure: chooses every outside drifting vehicle in the game
What’s the difference between inside and outside drift how can you tell
the back of the vehicle swings out wide on outside drift
Celine Susanna inside drift doesn’t make the vehicle slide outward when it starts to drift
Celine Susanna I will make it simple for you outside drift sucks
@@alligator7905 inside drift is like a sport bike where they lean over and outside drift is when they slide sideways
The satisfaction I felt when he back spammed the green shell and hit the red shell then beat DK and got first. Masterpiece
10:20
"NOOO! KING BOO, YOU'RE A FUCKING POO!"
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
8:31 Your gym teacher when you don’t beat your score from last semesters pacer test
I remember doing the pacer test. One time I was waiting for the teacher to press the button on the timer and when he finally did, I ended up tripping and falling on the floor.
Let this past ROT.
17:01 Lmao his scream sounds like he's falling in a cartoon
If Poof has a Star KO sound in Smash Ultimate
I'm rolling omfg it needs that little "WEEEee" at the end
Reagan Noelle I know right.
Hexa Chrone like goofy
Reagan Noelle goofy 😭
Poof: "Playing cautiously.."
Literally 2 seconds later: Makes a big jump
4:41
"I'm a GREAT driver!"
You hit nearly all cars you came across in moonview highway, hit nearly all obstacles and walls you come across in other courses, and if there are none, you hit your own red shell or fall off the map at such a high speed that even Lakitu cannot catch up to you.
Yes absolutely this man deserves a gilded license
18:00 his excitement when he blocks the red shell gives me life
Imagine TroyTwd98 watching this, and he’s just disappointed
Imagine them collaborating 😂😂
@@JoeyAwesome814 y e s
Just the fact he chooses the sugarscoot would trigger him 😂
I always thought of them doing a video together!
I remember the 1st Bam Shock Dodge moment
Poofesure: "I'm a great driver!"
Me: Yeah, you're so good that you managed to drive into your own red shell and climb OVER a railing to fall off the track.
I'm A Good Driver In MARIO KART Wii.
10:20 Lol I almost died from laughter
“im telling my mom if you run me over”
*running people over drops to 0*
As it should
Running people over = 1
Running people over: 0
Over Poofesure: ∞
If you shake the wii remote when the “POW” is happening right at the end, you’ll avoid getting slowed down. And shaking the wii remote on ramps makes you faster when you land.
@@ssh_disney Well clearly Poof didnt know so it's to help him. Stop being a dick.
@@ssh_disney prick
@@ZJwolfe yes
Disneynet's Alt Account who hurt you lmaooo
@@ssh_disney Well maybe next time don't assume the advice should be obvious to everyone because in many cases, it isn't. I didn't know that shaking the Wii Remote while the POW Block was onscreen could evade its effects on you. I _did_ know about how the air tricks could be done on a bumpy road because I and of course many other people have had experience. But at the beginning of his first Mario Kart video, Poofesure himself admitted that he was never very good at Mario Kart, so there's a good chance he did not know to do air tricks on the bumpy road, which I don't exactly blame him for.
As an 18 year old 5ft tall girl it's not rare to have a quite high pitched voice, but this man really set the records😳
Love this guy I died laughing while watching this
Ur short
I'm also a teenaged girl and this man hits notes multiple octaves higher than I could ever dream of
@@baba34g34 And what is wrong with that?
@@ToadWiiRemoteWithMotionPlus your short shut up
1:37 when your uncle comes over
9:05 humans discovering fire for the first time be like:
😂😂
😹
They being burn alive XD
💀
18:05 Me when it only takes me 4 tries
Me when the browns win their first game
D Swag Jr me when baker throws a good pass
18:04 is what imagine the little goofballs in the goofball olympics sound like when John Cena comes to visit them.
context?
This mans scream could be a character sound
I’m scared for any wii remote at this point
I'm scared for MY OWN Wii remote now
he can just will them out of existence
im gonna hoard toad wii remotes
I'd be concerned if you weren't.
2:50 that was the weirdest thing I’ve seen in this game
Or when he hit himself with his own red shell
Both of these happened to me like aleast once
If that's the weirdest thing you have seen then you are missing out on a lot.
@@dhavzr23 only true 2008 players have seen it all.
That happens to me pretty consistently whenever I play that course.
11:58 had me rollllling
16:33 "That's not Mario Kart Wii, that's Mario Kart frickin... PEE!"
10:22 These are the editing skills i was looking for
Poofesure has inspired me to get a 3DS to play Tomodachi Life.
Citra
Meh i liked the game but im not sure if it is for me
W
You can emulate it tho for free
You could have just used an emulator for free...
this video will forever remain my all-time favorite poofesure video
the way it makes me laugh so uncontrollably hard
14:50 kind of, there’s this thing called rubber banding where the cpus get smarter and faster the more you seceded. Recommendations: use the nunchuck with the wii remote and nunchuck Mach Bike with yoshi
succeeded*?
@@inafridge8573 sux sed
15:57 Almost fell off my chair, played mario kart for over 10 years and not once this has happened to me 😆
It happens when their target is in tge air above them. It stops to hit them upon landing.
it happens if you play online, because there's a crap ton of lag
@@user-bnVtYmVyIGdlbg If you mean shooting green turtle shells then ricochets right back then yeah, happens all too often haha
I'm officially convinced that everything in this game is out to get Poof
10:21 RHYMES FOR DAYS EVEN WITH INSULTS FOR DAYS!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
TY FOR THIS
@Jaden Allen SAAAAME ITS MY FAV
The edit makes it better
@@alisonhall9491 He Should Star In COMEDY CENTRAL ROAST.
@@juliana.lymond2622 he is having a rap battle vs King boo
The funny thing is, when I play these games, I’m so good at them, but when he plays, it’s always rigged against his favor lol
I think he's just bad at games😂
ur pfp... i am going insane
This seemed pretty normal and he played pretty well, every turn on rainbow road is something you gotta learn
I've watched all your Mario Kart Wii, and I think I can give you some tips:
If you find you aren't turning, that's because you need to drift. Turning while drifting is faster.
If you fall off, release accelerate. Once you hit the ground, press it again to get a boost. It takes some practice.
To hold items, hold down whichever button you use to use the item.
When using a bike, raise the wii remote. It causes you to go into a wheelie, which decreases handling by a lot but increases speed. You can exit a wheelie by drifting.
There are my tips.
And thanks for all the laughs. Mario Kart Wii videos are the best that you've done.
May I also add, shake the wheel to avoid the POW.
@@mr.blueshell0967 wait what
2:07 my neighbors dog when they see me walking my dog
Imagine if yoshi was a dog
Therapist: Ape-fesure (poofesure + ape) doesn't exist, he can't hurt you...
*Ape-fesure:* 18:03
I laughed harder than I should’ve at this
That didn’t really sound like an ape tho 😂
@@dogeboi8705 Cause I assumed that nobody knew what a "apefesure" was before this comment 😅
Funny thing donkey kong was behind him
I didn’t know Poofesure was part of the DK crew.
Yelling & Funny Moments:
1:36 First Red Shell
1:58 First Green Shell
2:07 Immitating Yoshi
2:28 Immitating Yoshi #2
2:33 Second Green Shell
2:50 Losing control of vehicle
3:55 Nearly flying off the track
4:11 Nearly driving off the road
4:17 Falling off Rainbow Road #1
4:32 Nearly falling off the road #2
4:49 Bouncing off the fence
4:57 Bouncing off the fence twice
5:08 Screwed by corner
5:25 Jumping the fence and off the track
5:37 Jump struggling
5:41 Driving into a banana
6:45 Driving into a Pokey and a Banana
6:52 Third Green Shell
7:04 Waluigi flattens Yoshi at the last second
7:19 Immitating Yoshi #3
7:23 Too many thunderclouds
8:06 Ranting at Peach
8:10 Falling into Lava because of POW
8:21 Falling into Lava because of Fire Bar
8:26 Pushed into lava by Wario
8:35 Hit Lava Gyser
9:04 Epic Shroom Jump
9:38 Getting aggressive at Wario
9:56 Falling off Rainbow Road yet again
10:19 Shoved off the track by King Boo
10:32 Ranting about three mushrooms in 11th place
10:40 Rage quitting after falling
11:40 Another Red Shell
11:56 Immitating Baby Peach
12:08 Peach takes away first place
13:10 Another fall on Rainbow Road
13:34 Shortcuts 101
13:43 Kart drifts the wrong way
14:03 Shrooming off the course
14:15 GIMME GIMME MORE
14:31 Rage quitting at 11th place
14:58 Pillar squashes Yoshi
15:15 Ranting at King Boo
15:57 Yoshi drives into his own Red Shell
16:08 Another Rainbow Road fall
17:00 Jumping off the track
18:00 Rainbow Road Victory!
14:16 best impression yet imo
8:31 dads after you tell them you don’t want to go to Home Depot on Saturday
Very funny, thank you @Wiener Hole!
lololololololol
Jokes on u I don't have a dad *Begins to cry*
15:48 “ I though mAriO... baby mAriO was gonna get me there”
Baby Merio
Baby Merio 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
All hail baby _M e R i O_
baby marry o
@@yoshifan3611 Merio before Super Bros 5
When I got socks on my birthday as a kid- 17:08
Why did I actually laugh out loud at that?
@@mirroredarmy I did too tbh
"I'm a little nervous now"
*Animal doctor:* I think there's something wrong with one of the seals.
*Zookeeper:* What are you talking about? He sounds fine!
*Seal:* 7:20
Me: *looks up how to drive*
Google: take your time, and explore different ranges to see what fits you
Bing: 4:04
Pengi Playz lol
Lol, well played sir
DON’T DRIVE OFF THE FREAKING ROAD!
you got me with that one 💀💀
Internet Explorer (once it finally loads):
*BOUNCE OFF THE FUCKIN WALL*
Nobody:
My neighbor’s dogs at 3am: 2:08
Avavavvvavavvavava
5:43 When you rage so hard you turn into a chicken
12:56
When lakitu is on break
18:03: Me when I see Poof get screwed in any video game.
Toad inside the wii remote well toad just pray poofesure that he won’t break the remote because if he does you’ll die
@@2xxdevils he already died, now he have the yoshi one (he broke it in the video comparing wii party and wii party u, I think)
I just went into hiding for a bit. I also didn’t die during that video. That was a normal Wii remote that got obliterated.
@@toadinsidethewiiremote6893 oooooh I see, please hide very well, I don't want you to die
xDanger Vzlax I don’t either
8:12 is the reason why we have never seen the POW block in future mario kart games
Are you sure about that
That was epic, BTW 😂
Good job! Rainbow Road is definitely meant to be the hardest course in the game, let alone doing the course on Mirror Mode. I'm happy you got first place! :)
14:16 I wish there was a full version of this cover.
Breaking News: Millions of dead Yoshis found in Greenland. Believed to have fallen from space.
Game of Skill: Exists
Poof: Does Bad
Also Poof:
*Blames The Game*
Well mk Wii is really crazy with items and in some cases,especially when your playing alone it can be really annoying, I got the joke it just was that sometimes this game can mess with you when its not ur fault
alvaro.chileno well good for you do you want a prize
He gets the gold plated license plate and I don't 😢
GX 9000 Cooke Luck does play a factor but no as much as skill. Although he got unlucky, part of his failure was driving. At one point he said that the driving suddenly changed.
8Cat_ try playing n64 Mario raceway with a full room on wiimmfi that’s 100% luck based
I play Mario kart professionally, and rainbow road usually never causes me stress… but good God this man made me start sweating
Your misery is the funniest thing ever, bar none.
Nobody:
Poofesure: *uses an outside drifting bike on rainbow road*
And a kart
Bro I’m the sixty ninth like so that’s gotta mean something
11:35 “I like my odds for rainbow road” *checks remaining time in video* I don’t like his odds for rainbow road
4:58 a recording from the inside of an insane asylum
Glad that you still play this game, it is so nice to see someone else playing this these days.
8:41 “We could’ve done better if I didn’t hit that ~lAvA sTrEaM~”
Shakey
He broke out in song
MT 327th lmao yup
“But i’ll take 5th, that’s better than I did last time.”
9:57 when toad lost his Nintendo Switch
18:03 Toad found his switch and also found a non broken toad wii remote
Have you been spying on me?
Toad inside the wii remote maybe.......
When you see a tarantula on the floor
lmfao
You forgot with Wii Motion Plus inside
“Imma play as Yoshi because I do have a yoshi Wii remote with Wii motion plus inside”
Toad Wii remote with Wii motion plus inside: am I a joke to you
4:49 "Ooh, I totally sc-OH! NOOOOOO!" XD
10:20 "NOOO! King Boo, you're a f***ing poo!!" XD
12:57 Oh! They just went off the course! XD
13:37 "Alright. Here's the new shortcut - bounce off the f***ing wall!!!" XD
14:18 "I'm not f***ing Britney Spears! Stop giving me more!" XD
18:03 The moment we've been waiting for!
7:12 "that right, just screw yoshi cause he's green"
#greenlivematter
I mean *7:13. But, yeah.
Violated its 1 second stop nit picking lmao
You literally took my comment
Noah Bruno I doubt they did
It's not easy being green
5:26 how he manages to do that, I will never know
My friend: Why arent you covering your ears during the loud fire drill?
Me: I already trained by watching Poofessure videos
2:28 Basically how it feels to have a Chihuahua