There’s actually a legit strategy involving taking a blue shell all the way to first; only one person can have a blue shell at once (at least in some games) so if you’re in first and you have one, nobody can use one against you.
Fun facc: the reason why some characters are become just so good is because Mario Kart as a rivalry feature where when you play as one character another character will be unnaturally better than the others to keep you on your toes. Alot of them make sense like Mario's rival being Luigi or Bowser (i don't remember). But for Beefboss I'm not sure who'd that be... maybe its randomized for the mii's idk
it’s baby peach 1000% It is probably randomized for each individual mii although from the looks of it the rival is the same one each time it’s chosen that’s why it’s always baby peach that screws him over
There is also rubberbanding, a feature in racing games that prevents a player from getting too far ahead of CPUs to keep races a challenge. When used correctly, it can provide a good and fair challenge from beginning to end of a race. When used incorrectly, it is clear the game is bending its own rules in favor of the CPU. I’m not sure if that’s what’s happening in Poof’s races, but it might also explain some things.
10:31 no WAY poof is just realizing that there's always 2-3 characters programmed to do better while others are programmed to do worse. Like you'll always be fueding with the same couple of racers during a cup, not all 12 racers.
@@carlitos_2player it wouldnt be challenging if the player had essentially no competition because the com is averaging 6th place on each race while the player is averaging 1st or 2nd. if anything, it's bullcrap for the com who are selected to lose because they have no chance at getting a good ranking so some other com poses as a challenge for the player.
@@militor_207 huh didn’t know that. I meant as in the two rivals have AI that (kinda) lets them cheat. If you want to know more, go check out the video by Abyssoft. He explained it really well.
theres actually a speedrun category called "Blue Yourself" for mario kart wii where the whole point is to get a blue shell and hit yourself with it... that would probably be a great speedrun for you XD
Ok but seriously why does it actually seem like Baby Peach is a problem every time? Whenever I hop on MKWII it seems like she’s always part of the 12, and she’s always consistently in the top 3. Because of this I have have her “okay,” her laugh and her scream when she gets hit engraved in my mind
Year late, but basically the game designates like 2 cpu to be your "rival", as in they will consistently do much better than the other cpu and provide a challenge to the player since most cpu are awful. It's not exclusive to the wii either, as I've had this occur in MK7 and MK8D. The rivals are usually chosen based on your character, so since I main Luigi in both games, Daisy has been consistently on my tail in both games. For miis, I'm not really sure how rivals are chosen for your mii. In MK8D, I've had consistent rivals with Daisy when I choose my mii oddly enough. It may be random per person, but that's basically why baby Peach is a problem for you and poof.
the reason one ai is so good is because of a hidden "rivals" system in mario kart that's been in the games since the super nintendo, where when the player is playing against only ai's, a few (the number varies between games) specific characters will have a higher ai level, based on the character picked. for example, mario's rivals with higher ai would be wario and bowser, waluigi's would luigi and toadette, etc.
But seriously why is Baby Peach the absolute worst in MKWii? When I was a kid we would sometimes just restart the race until she wasn’t there just because we didn’t feel like dealing with her bs. All y’all saying Funky King has the best raw stats are liars.
I've just gotta say the merch plug at the beginning of this video is by far the most informative I've ever seen and it was straight to the point. Very nice
Watching this is just what I need. My dad’s tenth angel day is on the 3rd and it’s about to be 12am for me. I’m already feeling strong emotions but watching you play this game and rage is the perfect distraction. Thanks Poof! I’m very glad I found your channel last year
The green shells having your name on them kinda makes sense. Green shells are free shooting when shot, but when they bounce off a wall they aim for the position of the closest target
everytime I go into my 3 hour drawing class I always play your videos, and every time I look like a fool because I’m trying to hold in my laugh and people think I’m insane
baby peach can kiss my bunchuks... koopa troopa too
Weed
Tomodachi Life when
mario kart wii!
I hate all of the baby characters
Ofc
“I wanna know what happens when you use a blue shell in 1st.”
Famous last words.
Bro found out
There is a record category in Mario Kart in which you have to do exacly that
It just hits u
@@viguiry yup i was gonna mention that
"Blue yourself"
There’s actually a legit strategy involving taking a blue shell all the way to first; only one person can have a blue shell at once (at least in some games) so if you’re in first and you have one, nobody can use one against you.
poof using the blue shell while being in first place only to hit himself is all the evidence I need that he has a PhD
It looked like that, but he had 4 greens, none of which ge used either.
And stupid unless he wants the blue shell world record
@@legendspryzens3 he didnt blue himself
@@xooks3050 ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh gotcha
wait
We did it lads and ladies, Poofesure has officially reached BlueYourself% completion in Mario Kart Wii.
First thought that came to mind when he did it, I was so excited lol
12:40 i like how he finds out what happens if you use a blue shell in 1st the hard way
The aftermath: "yeah, that was stupid"
perfection
Wait till poof realized he needs to star in every cup in every class to get the other unlockables 😂
Well guys, prepare your ears.
And spend an 1 hour in time trials that way you don’t have to play like 5000 races
he doesnt care about the unockables. he literally uses the same character and bike every time
14:04 the getting squashed by mega mushroom into getting hit by two bullet bills in a row in 11th was hilarious
Edit: and then there’s a third one LOL
Fun facc: the reason why some characters are become just so good is because Mario Kart as a rivalry feature where when you play as one character another character will be unnaturally better than the others to keep you on your toes. Alot of them make sense like Mario's rival being Luigi or Bowser (i don't remember). But for Beefboss I'm not sure who'd that be... maybe its randomized for the mii's idk
it’s baby peach 1000%
It is probably randomized for each individual mii although from the looks of it the rival is the same one each time it’s chosen
that’s why it’s always baby peach that screws him over
It's just rigged
@@yanik5480 I agree it’s baby peach, he’s made more videos with her in the title than any other Mario kart character 😂
Nah nah it’s three CPUs per game that are just better than the others. And it’s random, it could be literally any other character
There is also rubberbanding, a feature in racing games that prevents a player from getting too far ahead of CPUs to keep races a challenge.
When used correctly, it can provide a good and fair challenge from beginning to end of a race.
When used incorrectly, it is clear the game is bending its own rules in favor of the CPU.
I’m not sure if that’s what’s happening in Poof’s races, but it might also explain some things.
14:22 beef boss landing on the wall after being hit by the bullet was funny for some reason
Imagine if he just accidentally drives into the lava at the point 😂
3:10 Poofesure literally turning into a broken record had me dying
10:31 no WAY poof is just realizing that there's always 2-3 characters programmed to do better while others are programmed to do worse. Like you'll always be fueding with the same couple of racers during a cup, not all 12 racers.
Thats actually BS since because you need to be better rn, and when i mean better, i mean RNG.
Mario Kart 64 actually did this. The game sets two “rivals” that have different AI than regular CPUs
@@carlitos_2player it wouldnt be challenging if the player had essentially no competition because the com is averaging 6th place on each race while the player is averaging 1st or 2nd. if anything, it's bullcrap for the com who are selected to lose because they have no chance at getting a good ranking so some other com poses as a challenge for the player.
@@JBolt1089every Mario kart game has done this. Even super Mario kart
@@militor_207 huh didn’t know that. I meant as in the two rivals have AI that (kinda) lets them cheat. If you want to know more, go check out the video by Abyssoft. He explained it really well.
Ah yes, Poofesure as I attempt to sleep. What an iconic combo 😂
its comforting 😂
So you woke up to “GODAAAAAAAAMNIIIIIIIIITT!!!!!!!!!!”?
Poof taking the shortcut at 11:40 was a proud dad moment
12:40 I laughed so hard that he used the blue shell on himself as soon as he entered 1st just to get bomb by it😂😂😂😂
4:27
Poofesure: “HELLO??”
Beef boss: “Bye-bye!”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
please do not stop making these - it's so funny watching this from the perspective of an active MKWii player.
I hope he continues making more also 😭
14:48
At that point the game was just like "Stay in last place. IT'S THE LAW"
Items: were gonna get you in first to unlock everything!
Imagine if he ever finds out how to do a standstill mini turbo, or how fast doing a wheelie makes you go
This game is hilarious because the characters taunt you as they pass
2:29 - He can't even blame freaking Baby Mario for that one.
3:08 - I don't know how...
How you never get tired of saying that more than once.
8:47 HAHAHA "OH NO Why am I driving like a Dildo'- Poofesure 2023
👀
16:44 - The tree that can sabotage you?
Now, there's something you definitely do not see everyday.
Who would have thought a dude with anger issues and bad luck would make such a good content creator
The epic rivalry continues.
Considering how many times he's done playthroughs of wii sports, wii sports resort, and wii party, I'd like to see him go for star ratings on all cups
13:35 The abrupt STOP lmao
4:59
“Oh i narrowly avoided that banana,”
*proceeds to drive straight into a banana.*
*bananer
12:40 I can't believe Poof blue shelled himself, you should have told us about how you were feeling 😔
Ah, nothing best than be drinking a nice cup of coffee and watching Poof getting enraged over a 3d blonde baby with a big head
9:41 the high pitched beef YEAHs made me laugh so hard
YEEeeeAAaAAaAaHh
14:05 had me dead for 2 minutes 😂
"McBrickpants" *- Poofesure 2023*
17:24 was so chaotic
10:47 - Luigi is Mr. Speedy, but Mr. Speedy isn't speedy enough to avoid this.
theres actually a speedrun category called "Blue Yourself" for mario kart wii where the whole point is to get a blue shell and hit yourself with it... that would probably be a great speedrun for you XD
That’s actually amazing I might try that lmao
17:24 that run 💀
5:04 did he turn into a Mario enemy 😭💀
14:15 omfg this made me laugh so hard XD
Beef Boss: *Gets brutally murdered by a bullet*
Wario: *H* *A* *H* *A*
Lmao
Poofesure playing Mario kart brings me the relaxation I needed
His move on 11:43 was honestly pretty good and would’ve been an amazing win 😌
I BOUGHT A BIIF REMOTE AND NOW YOU RELEASE A VERSION THAT LOOKS WAY COOLER WTF lol
The fact that he blue shelled himself immaculate 😂😂😂 13:23
Ok but seriously why does it actually seem like Baby Peach is a problem every time? Whenever I hop on MKWII it seems like she’s always part of the 12, and she’s always consistently in the top 3. Because of this I have have her “okay,” her laugh and her scream when she gets hit engraved in my mind
Year late, but basically the game designates like 2 cpu to be your "rival", as in they will consistently do much better than the other cpu and provide a challenge to the player since most cpu are awful. It's not exclusive to the wii either, as I've had this occur in MK7 and MK8D. The rivals are usually chosen based on your character, so since I main Luigi in both games, Daisy has been consistently on my tail in both games.
For miis, I'm not really sure how rivals are chosen for your mii. In MK8D, I've had consistent rivals with Daisy when I choose my mii oddly enough. It may be random per person, but that's basically why baby Peach is a problem for you and poof.
Poof’s videos always manage to put a smile on my face whenever I’m not doing well
6:52: When EDP 445's underage gf refuses to do the deed.
The impression of toad was good 17:01
I laughed so hard when Poof shouted “Bunchfunks!” 😂
Poof blue shelling himself I can’t 😂
the reason one ai is so good is because of a hidden "rivals" system in mario kart that's been in the games since the super nintendo, where when the player is playing against only ai's, a few (the number varies between games) specific characters will have a higher ai level, based on the character picked. for example, mario's rivals with higher ai would be wario and bowser, waluigi's would luigi and toadette, etc.
That Diddy Kong Impression at 5:05 was mighty impressive Ben 🤓
But seriously why is Baby Peach the absolute worst in MKWii? When I was a kid we would sometimes just restart the race until she wasn’t there just because we didn’t feel like dealing with her bs. All y’all saying Funky King has the best raw stats are liars.
12:40 this man risked it all to find out what a blue shell does in first place
Being sick this is exactly what I need to get through the day
Poof's ability to get wombo comboed on every video of Mario Cart Wii is amazing
The fact poof was in first place and blue shelled himself.
I'd love to see a return to Tomodachi Life.
Idk it’s not the same anymore without the og squad
All they do is ask for a new hat and new clothes
Sadly he’s gone through all the content that game has to offer, so it won’t be the same
🤝
It doesn’t feel the same
@@CodestarOW not exactly? there’s been seasonal events
2:05, and it’s already started. Just over two minutes in. Wow! This is part of the reason I watch! Yeah! I love it man! Yay! Keep it up dawg! Yeah!
“oohhh banana 😫” 9:28
Never tell poofesure to calm down, things will just get worse
“Today I do come” lol same here man! 0:24
Next Minecraft Poof sound pack should have 17:15 included. Perfect quote for a villager 😆
Poof I hope you know ur rage screaming and sometimes indecipherable noises fuel my will to live 💙
9:37 - He probably needed that mushroom for what's about to happen at 9:48.
poof makes me laugh so hard to the point i start crying
I've just gotta say the merch plug at the beginning of this video is by far the most informative I've ever seen and it was straight to the point. Very nice
Watching this is just what I need. My dad’s tenth angel day is on the 3rd and it’s about to be 12am for me. I’m already feeling strong emotions but watching you play this game and rage is the perfect distraction. Thanks Poof! I’m very glad I found your channel last year
Sorry for your loss 😢
Sorry for your loss, your dad gifted you another poof video to cheer you up
Sorry for your loss, I hope you are doing okay
I pray for Poof, I pray for the Beef Boss Wii remote with Wii motion plus inside, and I also pray for the safety of all headphone users.
And I pray for the upcoming Bun Chuks
@@JesseDiebolt Amen
@@JesseDiebolt maybe poof can use the bun chuck, as it’s compatible with MKWii (it’s also better than using the wii wheel)
7:17 That…was Baby…Mario 😟
5:41 I dunno why that banana made me laugh lol
2:42 - "There goes all my positioning."
All of a sudden... Mushroom Zoom!
"Thank you for your RED Green shell" had me laughin for some reason
10:30 ‘what is it with one character doing so well?’
Welcome to the mad world of Mario Kart AI, poof
16:43 Bro French kissed that tree 💀
7:55 - Well even if you did get 1st, you would've tied, and no one wants to tie that girl.
4:15 you are correct, the flame runner is indeed the fastest bike 🤗
i don’t think that’s the flame runner. also the flame runner isn’t the fastest bike. the spear is faster.
@ConnorW8 lol looking at it again and ur right. Thank u for the correction.
"If it's not perfect on the first try, then it's a learning opportunity and I get to try again."
3:10 Guys, I don’t think he knows how.
When you won the first race I thought to myself “ahh yeaaa I’m hard as a raaaackkk”
9:26 on. Enough said.
the pacing of your videos is second to none, very nice skill to have
The new Bunchuck and Version 2 Beef remotes look amazing! Nice to see Poofesure making his own third party remotes and nunchucks.
Literally the best UA-cam channel in years, I hope the Mario kart wii content never ends😂
Baby peach is back with a vengeance from being in the dark for a year
3:47 beef boss floating
13:42 I just realized that to me when he screams he sounds like Bling Bling Boy from Johnny Test 😂😂😂😂 1:28p.m. 2/5/2023
you've got to go for all Star rank golds in all cups in all CCs now, got to happen
God I loved that moment when he blue-shelled himself.
poof had to start making his own remotes because he couldn't find anymore after breaking countless of them
7:06 Baby Peach and the other lightweight characters have much better acceleration. Some have it more based on the character.
You should definitely try to get at least a star on every cup 😂 That would probably take you FOREVER 💀
I was hoping for this, I don’t think 3 stars would ever end
I've done this it took me a week
I managed to get at least one star in every cup
Unless he has Super Mario Galaxy, that's the only way he unlocks Rosalina (if he wants to unlock every character).
@@augiefresh11 he could try unlocking dry bowser by getting a star on every 150cc
4:26 You: Hello? And bye bye. Who are we saying bye bye to? People passing us Beef Boss?
Me: No, Yakko Warner! LOL >D
7:05 baby peach got roids
Imagine how he'd feel about Baby Daisy 💀
I remember my reaction. I turned the game off and didn’t play it for about 2 months.
The entire idea of a baby version of Daisy is unforgivable...
@@jellymcmichaels4240 The fact baby characters are in a driving series at all is barbaric.
@@jellymcmichaels4240 baby daisy best
BABY DAISY IS THE BEST EVERRRR
He was literally about to get hit by his own green shell at 10:23 but thank god it was the last lap.
It really bounced off the thwomp somehow…
I swear Baby Peach was always the CPU that was the most unfair 😂
Not really
@@babyrosalinalovescoffeeof course you say that
The green shells having your name on them kinda makes sense. Green shells are free shooting when shot, but when they bounce off a wall they aim for the position of the closest target
0:50 - thought you were being dyslexic with Nunchuck but I now got the reference
everytime I go into my 3 hour drawing class I always play your videos, and every time I look like a fool because I’m trying to hold in my laugh and people think I’m insane
3:02
I love Poof calling Beef Boss by his first name only.