That’s what I was trying to figure out at the 12:57 mark where he hits that wall spot and how it triggered the lap because for now the other Ultra Shortcut is impossible because it’s humanly impossible to button mash
1:48 "I feel like I'm driving really slow" It's not worth using one of the fastest vehicles in the game if you don't wheelie to take advantage of that speed.
@poofesure 11:46 I have a technical theory as to why. Whatever your capture card is sending out, it could be an ARC signal over HDMI. It's basically a power control. It lost the ARC signal as you unplugged and then shut off your (very troubled) Wii as Nintendo believed it had lost power. I had the same issue with a bastard of a PS2, but I ran it through a straight patch bay/connector bay and then into a capture card.
@@sleepygene we need less people like you. Less people who are spoiled little brats who always suck the happiness out of life when there is even a LITTLE spark of joy. And you ALWAYS ruin by saying something like “who asked” or “did I ask” and if you think your cool by saying that, NO. YOUR NOT COOL. YOUR ACTUALLY VERY ANNOYING AND LAME. You can frick off aurthur human.
I think it's because he likes items that directly help him, rather than items that just hurt his opponents(unless they have more of a satisfying impact like a shell)
The lightning is the *worst* item. All it does is delay the inevitable (of everyone else beating you by a landslide) and MAYBE screw over 1 person in particular. Not to mention, you can only get this in dead last, so whoop-de-doo for you. You mildly irritate some people and maybe have a shift in positions around 7th. It is not the best, but at least the Thundercloud allows you to go ham off-road with the speed boost it gives you, so you can tag someone else.
@@No_Sleepee You clearly don't understand how Mario Kart works lol. Watch a little TWD98 In competitive team play, teams literally will send players BACKWARDS, have them wait 30 seconds for the shock (lightning) to come into play in the hopes that they get it. The shock is that important. Also, you are blatantly incorrect when you say you can only get the shock in dead last. You can get it up through 9th place in a 12 player room. But you probably didn't know that because you don't know the game. Imagine saying the thundercloud, which will basically end your race if you can't pass it, is a better item than the best or second best item in the game (debatable with the bullet). And what's even crazier is that the thundercloud is essentially an INDIVIDUAL SHOCK when it strikes you. It is very common to lose 3 or 4 places after getting thunferclouded. Man, wouldn't it be cool if there was an item that did that to everyone else so you could gain a ton of spots on everyone else while they were small? ... Oh wait
@@vanillabryce2965 yeah his insistence on using motion controls holds him back. I kinda get his reasoning for it but at the end of the day it's just a handicap
From not being able to turn Mario to this. As an ex-Mario kart Wii player, him learning everything was just monumental. My 7 year old self and my pissed off brothers would be proud man ✊
My dude. The fire doesn't need to stop going where you are. You need to stop driving straight forward and assuming the obstacles will just move out of the way.
poof you gotta play more ctgp once you beat mirror, there's genuinely infinite content from it with over 200 custom tracks, online as you know, and extra offline modes like item rain where random items fall from the sky as well as 200cc.
Crazy how I still have muscle memory for these tracks after not having played in years. I find myself expecting him to turn one way then mirror mode fools me
I hope u go back and try to get first on every cup eventually. FYI don’t use dolphin dasher cause it’s more for off-road and rainbow road doesn’t have too much. And if u wheelie ( pull up on ur wii wheel to wheelie it makes u go faster) when u don’t want to just press b or whatever button is drift. 16:47 is the best scene btw
Here’s a stat: Since Poofesure started playing Mario Kart Wii on his channel in 2019, he’s gotten 1st place on every single course… except for two: Grumble Volcano Bowser’s Castle (Special Cup)
Hey Poof, here’s a hint that might help ya. If you wanna get your item faster instead of waiting on the animation, click the button you use your item with a few times after you collect it. It’ll load it in faster :)
What made me subscribe is how usually deadpan he is, but when something really stupid happens, he turns into a chihuahua being electrocuted. Vibes are off the charts.
Hey Poof! First I wanna say I love your videos man, always give me a good laugh. Also Mario kart wii is the best Mario kart, then Mario kart DS. But I have a video game suggestion! 101 in 1 mega mix. Its an ancient wii party game with gameplay that I can only describe as an acid trip in the BCE’s. I GAURANTEE you this game is hilarious, I would love to see you play it! Keep up the good work Poof I love ya content.
not even the steering wheel can save me
Crazy
Yes as always I know you’re gonna get mad too
Cool
nope
Just give up
Poof getting the ultra shortcut at 12:51 by accident and then immediately turning into the wall is the saddest thing I've seen in a while
I bet this is where the pro gamers reach the highest time trial records!
That’s what I was trying to figure out at the 12:57 mark where he hits that wall spot and how it triggered the lap because for now the other Ultra Shortcut is impossible because it’s humanly impossible to button mash
🤣
That's just a shortcut, not an ultra (no checkpoints skipped)
@@doraemon402 it’s the wall spot he bounced off of that triggered the lap that needs to be debunked
12:51 I love how Poof accidentally starts to take a massive shortcut, then jumps off of it and gets stuck behind a wall 😂
YESSS.
He suffers so we don’t have to.
TWD98 would probably have had an emotional meltdown watching that
@@markymark443 ayy I watch that dude
I think that path he took could lead to a new ultimate shortcut
12:53 casually gets the ultra shortcut, and promptly ruins it
Yep and now we’ll figure out that Ultra Shortcut and how it works all thanks to Poofesure
Heh, “ruins”
@@bumblebee8903 OMG I GET IT XDD
@@fujery476 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
@@bumblebee8903 dammit lol
13:44 "Shit, we hit the wrong guy"
"Alright, send another one"
GOOD ONE
This actually made me laugh, thank you
Mr. president there’s been a second blue shell
13 seconds between the two blue shells 💀
The second blue shell was an inside job
9:47 Matt’s face on the sphinx lmao
I have never noticed that feature until this comment was posted
@@eurybiaball63 that is what i love about the wii games
12:54 Poof demonstrates his god gamer ability by almost pulling off a really hard shortcut by accident then bailing from it at the last second.
16:48 That scream had me creasing 😭
He squeeled lol
Poofesure’s Baby Peach impression at 4:23 is downright brilliant
If Beef Boss is nine inches soft, imagine him when he's not soft.
🤨🤨
What if hes a shower not a grower...
🤨
oh fuck yeah, he’s hard as a rock
@@R0tisserie still 9 inches🤭
1:48 "I feel like I'm driving really slow"
It's not worth using one of the fastest vehicles in the game if you don't wheelie to take advantage of that speed.
Shhh, dont tell him, its funny to see him struggle
🤓
Mario + Mach Bike was my winning pair.
@@mricci07 I wanna see actual improvement and justification for his anger, like with Jev.
fr
16:51 after years of watching poof I’ve never heard his voice break like this
🤣💀
16:51 - I didn't even do nothing😶
7:41-7:51 just poof’s luck to run into a fire patch then immediately get hit by volcanic debris afterwards
12:55 If poofesure discovered the ultra shortcut on his own i wouldve flipped my shit
Same here
he did
He sorta did
13:45 - 13:58 I have never seen two blues in such short succession in a legit race before 💀
there was a time I did a race on Mario circuit and there was 5 blue shells I'm not even joking it was crazy
@@fco64 oh nah 💀
Lol, I once got hit by it five times once on N64 Bowser’s Castle. :)
17:26 “Ok, we just made it past it without falling off” *falls off*
Poof can't drive😂
2:25 After all of the times I've seen him jump off that ramp and fall down the hole, I saw it coming a mile away and yet it still made me laugh 🤣
You usually lose control when you're looking back
13:39 poof is a Barb confirmed.
The sheer amount of comments on this video so early on is a testament to Poof’s hard work and short temper ❤
Fax
fr fr
Idk about the rest of y’all but I think this Mario Kart series is ELITE.
Nah his wii party series is still the best one yet
@@cerealkiller1551 tomodachi life and prison games are funny asf
14:50 "Bowser's Castle is worse than Bowser's Asshole"
reasonable enough
I lost it when I heard him say that
I mean, he's not wrong
"I would rather stare directly into Bowser's asshole than race here, and I'd imagine that's an unsightly sight"
5:00 - Damn he was going way too fast but he managed to not fall off
4:22 I swear every mariokart wii video, poof makes fun of baby peach saying “okay!” 😂
Let's take a moment to note an astounding feat: he won the star cup with 37 points. That's rare as hell.
This man screaming is literally one of the funniest things ever
“And ya know what, might as well visit earth.”
I needed that today 😂
16:51 holy hell that voice crack
16:32 "Mind as well visit Earth" had me laughing
I wonder how the original creator of the burger mii feels about all the publicity it’s getting
Poofesure is one of the most consistently unlucky people in Mario Kart Wii history
Try Nintendo game history period… there are situations where it is his fault but he does get consistently screwed over in Wii games just in general
I mean, he did get 1st with 37 points in star cup
its just cos of the editing and reactions. hes not unlucky hes just bad at gaming but thats what makes it entertaining.
@@vincenzofranchelli2201 hes not even bad he plays badly purposefully
@@jamescarrotcsl8 probably
15:27 me on the toilet after demolishing taco bell at 1am
18:32 that laugh 🤣
15:33
"whos dirty mind came up with that?"
Pretty sure yours did 💀
poof: dont fuck with me when i have my steering wheel
also poof: drives off the cliff three seconds later
Can we just appreciate Beef Boss’ voice in Mario Kart
The way he laughs
He sounds so bad in the Wii U
@@ThrillsofColdplay I don't sound that bad....
I really want to see him play with Troy now. The duality would be too beautiful 🤣
Troy did two collabs with Chiz, although Poof doesn't seem the type to do that, so idk. It would be amazing, that's for sure.
your prof pic reminds me
dude needs to play osu at the highest difficulty
or bandori
roku chonen
Whoop de do! he did...
This man screaming is just absolutely ridiculously amazing , and just for our enjoyment
@poofesure 11:46 I have a technical theory as to why.
Whatever your capture card is sending out, it could be an ARC signal over HDMI. It's basically a power control. It lost the ARC signal as you unplugged and then shut off your (very troubled) Wii as Nintendo believed it had lost power.
I had the same issue with a bastard of a PS2, but I ran it through a straight patch bay/connector bay and then into a capture card.
poofesure always cheers me up when i’m having a bad day ♡
> poofesure always cheers me up when _[he's]_ having a bad day ♡
Same lol 😂
same 😀
who asked
@@sleepygene we need less people like you. Less people who are spoiled little brats who always suck the happiness out of life when there is even a LITTLE spark of joy. And you ALWAYS ruin by saying something like “who asked” or “did I ask” and if you think your cool by saying that, NO. YOUR NOT COOL. YOUR ACTUALLY VERY ANNOYING AND LAME. You can frick off aurthur human.
(17:10) “BEEFBOSS!! You have no desire to turn!”
(17:18) *_Proceeds to turn sharp_*
I think Poof is in denial
16:51 that voice crack was too damn funny😭😭
Poofesure voice crack is more like Eric cartman.
“God sent the world to piss me off” -poofesure 2022
I need this quote on a shirt no cap. 😆
13:22
7:47 the game has it out for Poof 😂
Thanks the feedback,rich out to the above name🔝🔝 I've something for you📦
16:48 who ever really knows how Mario kart works, understands what happened. And it did really kill me 🤣🤣🤣
13:13 "God sent the world to piss me off" that sounds right
A reminder that this man drives a Lamborghini
8:56 beefboss is riding that dolphin alright 😏
stop...
Rainbow Road has broken the man, physically, mentally, and has even broken his voice, caught on camera at 16:51
Poof: “I’m just inherently pissed today, I don’t know why.”
Poof: * Is inherently pissed everyday *
4:50 That turn was clean
I love how his UA-cam titles are always all lowercase but in the videos he's talking in permanent uppercase 💀
11:14 “Why the fire always where I’m going!?” 😂
2:41 I love how Poof says “This is confusing” three times even though he’s going straight 😂
6:35 Poof: Gets best power up in the game
Also Poof: I don't like the lightning
I think it's because he likes items that directly help him, rather than items that just hurt his opponents(unless they have more of a satisfying impact like a shell)
Poof likes the bullets and shells but hates the golden mushroom because it’s hard for him to turn in the wheel
The lightning is the *worst* item. All it does is delay the inevitable (of everyone else beating you by a landslide) and MAYBE screw over 1 person in particular.
Not to mention, you can only get this in dead last, so whoop-de-doo for you. You mildly irritate some people and maybe have a shift in positions around 7th.
It is not the best, but at least the Thundercloud allows you to go ham off-road with the speed boost it gives you, so you can tag someone else.
@@No_Sleepee You clearly don't understand how Mario Kart works lol. Watch a little TWD98
In competitive team play, teams literally will send players BACKWARDS, have them wait 30 seconds for the shock (lightning) to come into play in the hopes that they get it. The shock is that important.
Also, you are blatantly incorrect when you say you can only get the shock in dead last. You can get it up through 9th place in a 12 player room. But you probably didn't know that because you don't know the game.
Imagine saying the thundercloud, which will basically end your race if you can't pass it, is a better item than the best or second best item in the game (debatable with the bullet). And what's even crazier is that the thundercloud is essentially an INDIVIDUAL SHOCK when it strikes you. It is very common to lose 3 or 4 places after getting thunferclouded.
Man, wouldn't it be cool if there was an item that did that to everyone else so you could gain a ton of spots on everyone else while they were small? ... Oh wait
@@vanillabryce2965 yeah his insistence on using motion controls holds him back. I kinda get his reasoning for it but at the end of the day it's just a handicap
“I do not feel happy about first place right now”
-Poofesure 2022
When the game knows your about to rage so it disconnects for you 11:20
One thing that kills Poof is when he switches vehicles and ends up with an inward drifting bike then gets mad when we can’t turn right 😭
9:29 DUN DUN! is exactly what I frickin' wanted.
From not being able to turn Mario to this. As an ex-Mario kart Wii player, him learning everything was just monumental. My 7 year old self and my pissed off brothers would be proud man ✊
9:18 - Of course the star's helpful for not him
17:17 turned into mario when he died
i respect you so much for keeping it together after all the raging, you must be on edge everyday
My dude. The fire doesn't need to stop going where you are. You need to stop driving straight forward and assuming the obstacles will just move out of the way.
12:54 almost pulled off the ultra shortcut
Poof should be in the new Mario movie, just screaming profanities at Chris Pratt Mario for the entire runtime!!!
10:08 Abby is a princess
Damn Poof really got 1st place with 37 points lol
Ikr it's just so sad
It’s obvious that mirror mode on this track would drive him to the edge-
Ba dum tss 🥁
@@SkyLightAwakens Finally someone gets it!
I genuinely appreciate the almost daily uploads. Always a highlight of my day. ❤
i completely agree!!
the quality of poofs steering wheel is less than my braincells
I’ve never seen last place get double digit points in this game until today
The frustration I felt when he got hit with two red shells
Dang. No birthday present is better than when poof uploads
HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎉
Happy birthday 🎈🎉🎁🎂🎊
“God sent the world to piss off Poofesure but send him to be more pissed off”
poof you gotta play more ctgp once you beat mirror, there's genuinely infinite content from it with over 200 custom tracks, online as you know, and extra offline modes like item rain where random items fall from the sky as well as 200cc.
Crazy how I still have muscle memory for these tracks after not having played in years. I find myself expecting him to turn one way then mirror mode fools me
18:02. poofesure turns into Sr Pelo
Poof playing MK Wii are always my favorite uploads.
Holy shit, seeing this game just gave me flashbacks to playing with my dad
should we tell him how beneficial the nunchuck is
I hope u go back and try to get first on every cup eventually. FYI don’t use dolphin dasher cause it’s more for off-road and rainbow road doesn’t have too much. And if u wheelie ( pull up on ur wii wheel to wheelie it makes u go faster) when u don’t want to just press b or whatever button is drift. 16:47 is the best scene btw
16:51 I have never heard a voice shriek like that ever😭😭😭
As an ex mario kart speedrunner and seeing him doing an ultra and then going in the wall hurts my head
It’s crazy how he manages to swerve off ramps every time
When poof plays mario kart, wii sports wii party etc you know your in for a good time
poof's insistence on using motion controls holds him back.
sir I use motion controls on this game and I play very well
I've been playing this game since 2010
@@fco64i mean a good player can use tkcs to move in an fps and that doesnt mean that those keybinds are good
I like when he says soft uwu
I would love for TWD98 to do a collab with Poof. Troy's pro tips mixed with Poof's rage would be next level.
15:41 made me bust out laughing.
Here’s a stat: Since Poofesure started playing Mario Kart Wii on his channel in 2019, he’s gotten 1st place on every single course… except for two:
Grumble Volcano
Bowser’s Castle (Special Cup)
he could've gotten first in races he just didnt show
@@B0ssguy these are some of the hardest courses in the game, so most likely not
You would expect Poof to get good at Mario Kart Wii after playing for this long… You were dead wrong.
7:43 Caveman’s back in the day like
Hey Poof, here’s a hint that might help ya. If you wanna get your item faster instead of waiting on the animation, click the button you use your item with a few times after you collect it. It’ll load it in faster :)
Does that work on mario kart 8 deluxe on switch too? Curious lol
@@fiveheadishere2711Yes, yes it does.
I’m So Glad You Did It!
My Favorite Vehicle Is The Dolphin Dasher! Thank You Very Much For Using That Vehicle! Your the Best!!
15:46 FUUUUUUCCKKKKKKK
Thanks the feedback,rich out to the above name🔝🔝 I've something for you📦
@@tego7241 go 15:46 yourself stupid bot
What made me subscribe is how usually deadpan he is, but when something really stupid happens, he turns into a chihuahua being electrocuted. Vibes are off the charts.
Those plushies are adorable!!!
Going from TWD98 to Poofesure is a dramatic difference
12:13 it was Koopa troopa
Hey Poof! First I wanna say I love your videos man, always give me a good laugh. Also Mario kart wii is the best Mario kart, then Mario kart DS. But I have a video game suggestion! 101 in 1 mega mix. Its an ancient wii party game with gameplay that I can only describe as an acid trip in the BCE’s. I GAURANTEE you this game is hilarious, I would love to see you play it! Keep up the good work Poof I love ya content.