playing as toad on mario kart wii with my toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside

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  • playing as toad on mario kart wii with my toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside
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    Twitter: / poofesure | merch: poofesure.merc...
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  • @Poofesure
    @Poofesure  4 роки тому +10183

    *toad*

  • @the0neace962
    @the0neace962 4 роки тому +3153

    “My Toad Wii Remote, With Wii Motion Plus Inside”
    My guy make that a T-shirt

    • @bot-l579
      @bot-l579 4 роки тому +47

      How about my Matt wii remote with wii motion plus inside

    • @the0neace962
      @the0neace962 4 роки тому +64

      Blankie 2009 no one but I can hold that amount of power

    • @bot-l579
      @bot-l579 4 роки тому +3

      Matt from Wii Sports Nintendo would make it for you only

    • @toadwiiremotewithwiimotion698
      @toadwiiremotewithwiimotion698 4 роки тому +31

      I will be famous

    • @shaggyfromscoobydoo1899
      @shaggyfromscoobydoo1899 4 роки тому +8

      Matt from Wii Sports are you sure Matt because I mean I am stronger than you

  • @johndonovan6566
    @johndonovan6566 4 роки тому +4240

    Poofesure: “I think this is the shortcut”
    *proceeds to drive off the course*

    • @TheMainAdog
      @TheMainAdog 4 роки тому +17

      John Donovan what the hell is a proofesure

    • @pinkmnm7419
      @pinkmnm7419 4 роки тому +65

      @@TheMainAdog poofesure is the guy whose video you're watching??

    • @ghulam237
      @ghulam237 4 роки тому +31

      @@TheMainAdog proofesure? I'm sorry what the fuck

    • @callumpeters2529
      @callumpeters2529 4 роки тому +9

      pinkmnm his channel name is spelt poofesure that’s what he’s on about

    • @Josh-The_Spooky_Bastard-
      @Josh-The_Spooky_Bastard- 4 роки тому +39

      pinkmnm No, that’s Poofesure. We’re talking about Proofesure.

  • @singingsuga
    @singingsuga 4 роки тому +337

    5:11 "get out of my way you cheap crustacean" x'DD

    • @king_Phil
      @king_Phil 3 роки тому +11

      I was checking to see if anyone else commented this. I died at that part 😂😂😂

    • @IZO_9
      @IZO_9 3 роки тому +3

      @@king_Phil same

    • @jamiegioca9448
      @jamiegioca9448 2 роки тому +11

      Crustaceous cheapskate

    • @singingsuga
      @singingsuga 2 роки тому +4

      @@jamiegioca9448 😂😂😂

    • @Kevinlooper
      @Kevinlooper Рік тому +1

      😡 I hate crabs too there getting in my way 5:07

  • @ablackcatcrossesyourpath6222
    @ablackcatcrossesyourpath6222 4 роки тому +2871

    Poofesure: “So as long as I don’t get last place, I am guaranteed to win”
    Me: *Turns down volume*

    • @terralazing
      @terralazing 4 роки тому +27

      *PREPARE UR ANUS*

    • @snowrose124
      @snowrose124 4 роки тому +23

      i made the like go from 1.1k to 1.2k
      awesome
      i actually don't have anything related to the video to write here other than poofesure is loud.

    • @eduardogomez8965
      @eduardogomez8965 4 роки тому +8

      I want my Wii back but it brote :(

    • @long_strong8843
      @long_strong8843 2 роки тому +1

      Why though

    • @long_strong8843
      @long_strong8843 2 роки тому +1

      Said at 3:53

  • @AvertAT
    @AvertAT 4 роки тому +2587

    "When I shake the remote, I'm not doing tricks anymore."
    Ah, I see your Wii Motion Plus has expired!

    • @smokyoderpsiau
      @smokyoderpsiau 4 роки тому +73

      Wii motion plus INSIDE

    • @AvertAT
      @AvertAT 4 роки тому +21

      Inside a Toad loot box

    • @suddddfdf8798
      @suddddfdf8798 4 роки тому +29

      Get the 4 ultra rare pieces from the toad loot boxes to get the chance to extend your Wii motion plus for only £999.99

    • @jfmoto73
      @jfmoto73 4 роки тому +5

      Ok boomer

    • @AvertAT
      @AvertAT 4 роки тому +4

      There isn't mushroom in the box so get it now while supplies last!

  • @msexton50
    @msexton50 4 роки тому +2466

    Poofesure: makes a bad turn into a wall
    Also poofesure: THE WALL IS SCREWING ME

  • @mr.paranoiac5082
    @mr.paranoiac5082 4 роки тому +1006

    Everyone else: “Thwomps”
    Poofesure: “Fall On You Things”

  • @juanserrano8678
    @juanserrano8678 4 роки тому +170

    normal people: oh cool my wii remote comes with wii motion plus
    poofesure: MY TOAD REMOTE HAS WII MOTION PLUS INSIDE

  • @tawnomo8507
    @tawnomo8507 4 роки тому +1458

    Every time when he says he has “wii motion plus inside” makes me laugh so hard

    • @Jenn-gj2nh
      @Jenn-gj2nh 4 роки тому +64

      tawn thatman it’s like he’s advertising it 😂😂

    • @wheeze2429
      @wheeze2429 4 роки тому +27

      I read this like "Every time when he says he has "wii motion plus inside" it makes me so hard" 😂😂😂

    • @joshuajwtordsbrotherwinged6211
      @joshuajwtordsbrotherwinged6211 4 роки тому +15

      @@wheeze2429 w h e e z e

    • @JazonRicker
      @JazonRicker 4 роки тому +6

      @@wheeze2429 oh no😂😂

    • @richietozier2663
      @richietozier2663 4 роки тому +14

      Take a shot every time he says it

  • @SuperCryptic9
    @SuperCryptic9 4 роки тому +649

    Poofesure: complains that he went from first to last
    Me: first time?

    • @nivethabasil1029
      @nivethabasil1029 4 роки тому +2

      Superextremeplayer9 Ik that pain 😌

    • @bryce975
      @bryce975 4 роки тому

      Superextremeplayer9 roblox🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @comfy88338
      @comfy88338 4 роки тому

      We've all been there.

  • @classiff1ed
    @classiff1ed 4 роки тому +1939

    Rich person: I have a mansion, 20 cars, and an in home theater
    Poofesure: well I have a toad wii remote WITH wii motion plus INSIDE
    Rich person has left the chat

    • @pineapplesauce.__.8715
      @pineapplesauce.__.8715 4 роки тому +28

      To much to handle for the rich guy I can see

    • @nataliekittykirby-kinsiscu936
      @nataliekittykirby-kinsiscu936 4 роки тому +5

      Poofesure Why don't you play as Baby peach? 😀

    • @WRU17
      @WRU17 3 роки тому +2

      Someone reads too much diary of a wimpy kid

    • @ng-zi8im
      @ng-zi8im 3 роки тому +2

      Rich person: 1:36

    • @DialingDock2
      @DialingDock2 2 роки тому +3

      Rich person: *What is this.. feeling...? Is this.. defeat???*

  • @theaveragemushroom6474
    @theaveragemushroom6474 4 роки тому +1335

    Poofesure: *uses the standard kart and automatic drifting*
    Mario kart Wii pros: "wait that's illegal"

    • @raresideb
      @raresideb 4 роки тому +88

      me: _what the fuck why are you even using tilt controls_

    • @AlexWithAStar
      @AlexWithAStar 4 роки тому +31

      HeyItzRare tilt controls are easy though

    • @jamesslepak3308
      @jamesslepak3308 4 роки тому +17

      Someone: *Uses A Normal Kart In Mario Kart Racing*
      Mario: I'm About To End This Mans Life Career...

    • @MrSmokeyP
      @MrSmokeyP 4 роки тому +22

      Most of the carts are trash Mach bike or flame runner all the way 😂

    • @kylecarey2479
      @kylecarey2479 4 роки тому +3

      And he complains so much about triple mushrooms XD

  • @hamburgersNSprite
    @hamburgersNSprite 4 роки тому +610

    *uses one of the lightest characters in the game*
    "Why do i go flying when someone bumps into me??"

    • @scarisamuraiguithe6th955
      @scarisamuraiguithe6th955 4 роки тому +29

      the fact he didnt use yoshi with a mach bike and didnt use manual is making me slightly triggered.

    • @scarisamuraiguithe6th955
      @scarisamuraiguithe6th955 4 роки тому +4

      and he called that small lead and giant lead

    • @o1aa3hjuqe
      @o1aa3hjuqe 4 роки тому +1

      @@scarisamuraiguithe6th955 wow that's exactly what I use on online

    • @scarisamuraiguithe6th955
      @scarisamuraiguithe6th955 4 роки тому +1

      @@o1aa3hjuqe thats the best stats for competitive, unless you got funky kong and that dragon thing.

    • @supertommy6422
      @supertommy6422 4 роки тому +1

      ScariSamuraiGui the 6th ......
      Daisy Mach bike is better
      Funky Kong flame runner is best

  • @BanishedSouls
    @BanishedSouls 4 роки тому +1404

    I got worried that he broke his Toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside. He didn’t upload yesterday.

    • @conmanrules6332
      @conmanrules6332 4 роки тому +67

      Bro he has like 3 more extra toad wii remotes with wii motion plus inside 😂😂

    • @This_is_a_username
      @This_is_a_username 4 роки тому +12

      *u know what that means*

    • @destruction4704
      @destruction4704 4 роки тому +10

      Conmanrules But that Toad remote with Wii Motion Plus inside is lucky

    • @destruction4704
      @destruction4704 4 роки тому +3

      The SOLARloids ah yes, the toad Wii remote with Wii motion plus inside. I am sorry

    • @bluecollar_country7490
      @bluecollar_country7490 4 роки тому +6

      TTH no he ordered more toad we remotes with Wii motion plus inside

  • @armorgaming6464
    @armorgaming6464 4 роки тому +110

    6:14 "i think this is the shortcut"

  • @Detroit1Time
    @Detroit1Time 4 роки тому +416

    Poofesure: drives into green shell
    Also Poofesure: gets angry at Yoshi

  • @dahperson9343
    @dahperson9343 4 роки тому +300

    "god bless the united states"
    -Poofesure 2019

  • @lramans3937
    @lramans3937 4 роки тому +449

    “I think this is a shortcut” runs off cliff 6:15

    • @ChasingChampionships
      @ChasingChampionships 4 роки тому +7

      Lramans love how he has a mini map but does that 😂

    • @notTerabyte
      @notTerabyte 4 роки тому +9

      I was very wrong in that dissection of the race course

    • @msjay3489
      @msjay3489 4 роки тому

      I read this as it happened 😂

    • @dylancarter8090
      @dylancarter8090 4 роки тому

      @@msjay3489 Same lol

    • @410FILMS
      @410FILMS 4 роки тому

      Yeah, a shortcut to suiside

  • @kaleoaqt
    @kaleoaqt 4 роки тому +177

    "GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES!"
    I lost it

  • @cobcorn8749
    @cobcorn8749 4 роки тому +863

    "I'm way too good"
    - The guy who uses Standard Kart on Automatic

    • @mbccgliczsdnm7627
      @mbccgliczsdnm7627 4 роки тому +200

      - The guy who uses Standard Kart on automatic, picks a lightweight character and doesn’t know why they keep getting bumped around, and thinks that a Fake Item Box can block items.

    • @yuh8334
      @yuh8334 4 роки тому +3

      beetawix Hi lmao

    • @weirdchamp4601
      @weirdchamp4601 4 роки тому +6

      Funky Kong try hard

    • @Skrillz
      @Skrillz 4 роки тому +20

      beetawix Hi you do realise people play this for fun, and he hypes himself up by doing that

    • @weirdchamp4601
      @weirdchamp4601 4 роки тому +11

      iSkrillzz he’s just joking around lol

  • @DeepFriedChumChum
    @DeepFriedChumChum 4 роки тому +1088

    Poofesure: “Why does toad get flung 10ft every time someone touches him”
    Poofesure: *picks baby category character*

    • @casablancahunter1606
      @casablancahunter1606 4 роки тому +7

      Just because toad is a lightweight doesn't mean he is a baby.

    • @xmalin1
      @xmalin1 4 роки тому +28

      @@casablancahunter1606 he said baby category, and well hes not wrong since most lightweights r babies

    • @TheHeadphoneCat
      @TheHeadphoneCat 4 роки тому +8

      Toad is also the lightest character

    • @DeepFriedChumChum
      @DeepFriedChumChum 4 роки тому +2

      Casablanca Hunter he can ride in a stroller so I said baby category

    • @bradyv.saidan4950
      @bradyv.saidan4950 4 роки тому +1

      @@casablancahunter1606 Toad is a BABY AHHHHHHHHHHHH CAN PEOPLE LISTEN

  • @lioncat1006
    @lioncat1006 4 роки тому +843

    poofesure: *picks toad, a lightweight class character*
    also poofesure: “WHY DOES HE GO LEFT AND RIGH EVERY TIME SOMEONE TOUCHES HIM”

    • @LCamm
      @LCamm 4 роки тому +2

      coughsyrup 33 he’s trying to get out of the way.

    • @hithere9565
      @hithere9565 4 роки тому +17

      TEN FUCKINF FEET

    • @googa9689
      @googa9689 3 роки тому +2

      I wanna see him with the quacker against piranha prowlers

  • @naikosei1585
    @naikosei1585 4 роки тому +703

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Poofesure: *w0rio*

    • @Cephalobong
      @Cephalobong 4 роки тому +31

      and donkey dick

    • @budgieboy1388
      @budgieboy1388 4 роки тому +13

      I pronounce Wario like that too

    • @arloshio8332
      @arloshio8332 4 роки тому

      @@Cephalobong 😂😂

    • @comfy88338
      @comfy88338 4 роки тому +5

      I mean, I pronouce Wario like that.

    • @prodbymorii2058
      @prodbymorii2058 4 роки тому +14

      Wow the "no one" really made this comment much more interesting and creative 😐

  • @michaelthomas1650
    @michaelthomas1650 4 роки тому +335

    Poof: I have Toad as my character with my Toad Wii remote with Wii motion plus inside. How could I ever lose?!
    Also Poof: *loses on the first race and restarts*

    • @breadman9893
      @breadman9893 4 роки тому +2

      Michael Thomas nice profile picture. Go Celtics!

  • @GEcontent
    @GEcontent 4 роки тому +1124

    “I’m gonna hold this here in case someone decides to throw a shell at me”
    *holding fake item box which can’t block items

    • @il-Marie
      @il-Marie 4 роки тому +9

      Gamers Edition they can block items

    • @rileyfreeman2875
      @rileyfreeman2875 4 роки тому +10

      Gamers Edition they're basically semi-holographic.

    • @komoii5292
      @komoii5292 4 роки тому +2

      @@asmisius that's not a whoosh

    • @flameflareonog
      @flameflareonog 4 роки тому +3

      believe me they don't
      not in ds anyway

    • @sabrinasenhaj4032
      @sabrinasenhaj4032 4 роки тому +18

      @@il-Marie nah they can't

  • @V3hick1x
    @V3hick1x 4 роки тому +290

    Even, when I’m at 0 Volume, I can still hear him screaming.

    • @sophiaguzman7849
      @sophiaguzman7849 4 роки тому +4

      RobloxGamingHP you can hear him at his house😂😂

    • @katsukibakugou4095
      @katsukibakugou4095 4 роки тому +4

      Sophia Guzman You ruined the joke

    • @sinzlol
      @sinzlol 4 роки тому

      Sophia Guzman stfu

    • @sinzlol
      @sinzlol 4 роки тому

      Sophia Guzman literally what is the actual point of this comment? Like it makes no literal sense, but I know you don’t have notifications unlike the no life that you are (no life’s always have fucking notis)

    • @Alecexo
      @Alecexo 4 роки тому +10

      @@sinzlol why tf are you going off on her it wasn't that serious

  • @kavinraveendran5108
    @kavinraveendran5108 3 роки тому +30

    11:53 I like how he supports toad

  • @Anthmags72
    @Anthmags72 4 роки тому +2099

    Poofesure: Complains that the game is rigged and that he is loosing.
    Also Poofesure: *chooses a kart and uses automatic.*
    Edit: just wondering, does anyone here have CTGP?

    • @LDR.125
      @LDR.125 4 роки тому +102

      Don’t forget tilt controls

    • @Anthmags72
      @Anthmags72 4 роки тому +158

      Blüd red, Ah yes. On top of using a light weight character.

    • @Butt6969
      @Butt6969 4 роки тому +149

      When he went default kart and automatic I knew this was gonna be an amazing video

    • @Lu_Bu__
      @Lu_Bu__ 4 роки тому +28

      LagzShagz is it just me or these videos aren’t entertaining, it’s just a guy who’s ON PURPOSELY sucking at a game wonder WHY they suck so much while they set themselves up for failure knowledge or not, less knowledge on something while blaming it for your faults is one of the dumbest things people like this suffer from. I genuinely can’t tell if this channel is a alter ego or just some dude in their mid 20’s trying to act edgy for kids

    • @mrpapagiorgio5404
      @mrpapagiorgio5404 4 роки тому +205

      @@Lu_Bu__ it's just you

  • @Cnxx65
    @Cnxx65 4 роки тому +720

    “Just make my day daddy... JUST MAKE MY DAY!... how do I get screwed by so many things at once!”

    • @Luke-bg1en
      @Luke-bg1en 4 роки тому +31

      That's definetly what she said

    • @bubbles4602
      @bubbles4602 4 роки тому +2

      sexy

    • @Bug_Man1283
      @Bug_Man1283 3 роки тому +4

      @@Jbrads1337 ok Dickhead

    • @sylent1
      @sylent1 3 роки тому +4

      That's what she said

  • @mrhandsss
    @mrhandsss 4 роки тому +307

    Poofesure: *starts screaming*
    Me: *unfazed bc im used to it*

    • @vanitaspero1043
      @vanitaspero1043 4 роки тому +2

      You poor soul...

    • @lemonswsushi3644
      @lemonswsushi3644 4 роки тому +2

      I find his suffering to be entertaining, I could watch him scream all day xD

    • @coriandersucks
      @coriandersucks 4 роки тому +1

      i’ve never watched this guy before. i hadn’t even played mario kart in years until this whole quarantine thing made me find my wii again. i’m disturbed

  • @beastcxpalot2048
    @beastcxpalot2048 4 роки тому +98

    When you beat bowser
    9:54

  • @bkuras1966
    @bkuras1966 4 роки тому +435

    this is like watching 7 year old me play this game

    • @diegopuijk9803
      @diegopuijk9803 4 роки тому +18

      7 yo me knew how to drive manual tho lmao

    • @MK-qz6iu
      @MK-qz6iu 4 роки тому

      Diego Puijk I use automatic and beat everyone who uses manuals a$$. Auto is better

    • @haze7161
      @haze7161 4 роки тому +5

      M K16 but it’s more challenging to drive with manual. Also when you are really good at it it’s faster than automatic

    • @diegopuijk9803
      @diegopuijk9803 4 роки тому +11

      @@MK-qz6iu nahhh lmao you just can't drift. Try finding a pro mario kart player who drives automatic

    • @blackdot105
      @blackdot105 4 роки тому +2

      @@MK-qz6iu Only people who use auto would censor the word 'ass'.

  • @Chiefsfreak80
    @Chiefsfreak80 4 роки тому +688

    Let's start a petition to get poofesure to play world's hardest game

  • @dudeydude1685
    @dudeydude1685 4 роки тому +32

    I love how he just drove off the cliff at 6:15 thinking it was a shortcut and then seeing him get pissed off

    • @drizz4553
      @drizz4553 4 роки тому +5

      Dudey dude From wii sports
      Hey Dudey Dude, how is Beef Boss?

    • @arenddelignie1395
      @arenddelignie1395 4 роки тому +3

      Ultra shortcut confirmed. 😂😂

  • @cabby3891
    @cabby3891 4 роки тому +32

    4:58 "I like taking a little short cut here"
    IM WHEEZING 😂🤣

  • @danthecoasterman22
    @danthecoasterman22 4 роки тому +537

    Poofesure: “I get screwed on boxes every time”
    Also Poofesure: *drives past 5 boxes he easily could’ve gotten if he knew how to turn*

    • @whiskerlickens7317
      @whiskerlickens7317 4 роки тому +5

      And drift

    • @grantherrington8420
      @grantherrington8420 4 роки тому

      Whisker Lickens but if you pay attention, he uses automatic

    • @whiskerlickens7317
      @whiskerlickens7317 4 роки тому

      Grant Herrington go away

    • @grantherrington8420
      @grantherrington8420 4 роки тому +4

      Why you bully me. I’m just making a comment that you didn’t pay attention. Even though he has his toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside, that doesn’t mean he turns consistently

  • @grantoverton8603
    @grantoverton8603 4 роки тому +512

    “Just make my day daddy”
    -Poofesure 2019

  • @Eric-lv9su
    @Eric-lv9su 4 роки тому +326

    “I think this is the short cut”
    *drives off the map*
    “I was very wrong about that dissection”

    • @evanshanley8110
      @evanshanley8110 4 роки тому +4

      It actually is a shortcut. You can use the ramp to land on the dock but yeah, he obviously didn't do it right.

  • @teequaoce1718
    @teequaoce1718 4 роки тому +193

    2:28 somebody’s gotta tell him.... fake item boxes don’t block shells

    • @lexiexxox
      @lexiexxox 3 роки тому +1

      yes they do

    • @ethanjackson4969
      @ethanjackson4969 3 роки тому +18

      @@lexiexxox they do not

    • @kingmiles2486
      @kingmiles2486 3 роки тому +7

      @@lexiexxox no they dont

    • @baronbrrrrett
      @baronbrrrrett 3 роки тому +4

      @@lexiexxox they don't

    • @whatandwhy4612
      @whatandwhy4612 3 роки тому +2

      @@lexiexxox as a person who plays Mario kart (for a few years now) I can assure you if has never happened and probably isn't possible

  • @supertommy6422
    @supertommy6422 4 роки тому +369

    Poofesure: screams at the game for screwing him over
    Also Poofesure: uses a kart, automatic, and toad wii remote with wii motionplus inside
    Also also poofesure: uses a lightweight character and complains about getting bumped

    • @stepheng5436
      @stepheng5436 4 роки тому +1

      Honestly lol

    • @bowserjjumetroid3645
      @bowserjjumetroid3645 4 роки тому +24

      He won't accept your words.
      Know why?
      Your username has *Tommy* in it.

    • @supertommy6422
      @supertommy6422 4 роки тому +5

      @@bowserjjumetroid3645 😂

    • @nomprenom1342
      @nomprenom1342 4 роки тому +3

      @Bulles Delta Like fuckin everyone

    • @ghulam237
      @ghulam237 4 роки тому

      @@bowserjjumetroid3645 no because the chances of him reading it is 10%

  • @jamesreed7574
    @jamesreed7574 4 роки тому +329

    I think he is being sponsored by Nintendo to say he has a “Toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside”

    • @sploinky2135
      @sploinky2135 4 роки тому +24

      It’s a running joke

    • @gavincronin4
      @gavincronin4 4 роки тому +20

      It’s funny tho the way he runs out of oxegyn when he says it

    • @Luniibo
      @Luniibo 4 роки тому +1

      Javster :o, oxegyn.

    • @gavincronin4
      @gavincronin4 4 роки тому

      @goon it’s my way of spelling it

  • @September11th
    @September11th 4 роки тому +671

    "Get out of the way you cheap crustation"
    "Make my day daddy"
    My two favorite quotes from this video
    Edit: ArE yOu hAPpY??

  • @Fabian.J
    @Fabian.J 4 роки тому +78

    7:54 Yoshi is a good representation of what happens to us at the end of every race wheb we're in first place about to cross the finish line and we all know this is true.

    • @baronbrrrrett
      @baronbrrrrett 3 роки тому +5

      So relatable

    • @Kevinlooper
      @Kevinlooper Рік тому +3

      Proofesure you are so mean to Yoshi😡😡😡😡

  • @kyanchambers260
    @kyanchambers260 4 роки тому +382

    When he said "that's what wario gets for being fat" I felt that

  • @LocoMan123
    @LocoMan123 4 роки тому +190

    6:00 “gas guzzling suvs” I was on the floor lmao

    • @natsuko_mikan
      @natsuko_mikan 3 роки тому +4

      SAME LMAO

    • @baronbrrrrett
      @baronbrrrrett 3 роки тому +7

      Yeah they're totally not Flame Flyers or anything 😂👍

    • @natsuko_mikan
      @natsuko_mikan 3 роки тому +2

      @@baronbrrrrett i used the off roader with rosalina once 🤔

    • @baronbrrrrett
      @baronbrrrrett 3 роки тому +5

      @@natsuko_mikan the offroader is iffy

    • @natsuko_mikan
      @natsuko_mikan 3 роки тому +2

      @@baronbrrrrett ye i agree :/

  • @mattanderson1608
    @mattanderson1608 4 роки тому +565

    Poofesure: "THIS GAME IS RIGGED"
    Also poofesure: *wins every cup

    • @dallischu2950
      @dallischu2950 4 роки тому +13

      Yeah but he restarts every time he's about to lose lmao

    • @mattanderson1608
      @mattanderson1608 4 роки тому

      Oh yeah lol

    • @Budderman18
      @Budderman18 4 роки тому +4

      “That’s bullshit. Nope. No,no,no,no,no,nope. No. No, Nope that’s;bologna.There’s no point i cant win the whole series getting 7th or 8th place or whatever the fuck that was gonna be. That was absolute bullshit.”
      If you want me to quote something else comment the timestamp (please be within 15 seconds)

    • @Vipis_
      @Vipis_ 4 роки тому +1

      This game is rigged though certain karts and characters are 10 times better than others, bots will always try to get a certain position too

  • @jasminetucker1944
    @jasminetucker1944 4 роки тому +22

    "What a great day to be a toad... and a toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside"
    8:10

  • @bobdaniels8449
    @bobdaniels8449 4 роки тому +156

    Poofesure: I think this is the short cut
    Also Poofesure: *Drives off map*

  • @lilanarky4147
    @lilanarky4147 4 роки тому +117

    Poofesure : applys for a job
    Employer : how often do you yell
    Poofesure : Yes

  • @ethanmcgoye6795
    @ethanmcgoye6795 4 роки тому +54

    poofesure : complains about not being able to run over an umbrella
    also poofesure: playing as a mushroom

  • @tailedgates9
    @tailedgates9 4 роки тому +24

    9:50 That was an AMAZING comeback, holy shit. XD

  • @sebastianpolanco910
    @sebastianpolanco910 4 роки тому +50

    Toad is lightweight, so if the air touches him, he flies to the space, especially heavyweights

  • @beep_right_hand
    @beep_right_hand 4 роки тому +82

    I put a quarter in a sock every time he says Toad remote with wii motion plus inside.

    • @JClarke03
      @JClarke03 4 роки тому +3

      That sounds like a lot of money lol

    • @mrpapagiorgio5404
      @mrpapagiorgio5404 4 роки тому +3

      When you're done will you beat me with it

    • @smokyoderpsiau
      @smokyoderpsiau 4 роки тому +2

      Sounds like the ultimate weapon

  • @Pkedya2boy
    @Pkedya2boy 4 роки тому +208

    Drinking game idea:
    Take a shot every time he says, “Toad”
    Good luck you mad lads

    • @hwc2619
      @hwc2619 4 роки тому +10

      Lyuldo also take a shot every time he does joker style laugh

    • @ryujimiojo
      @ryujimiojo 4 роки тому +10

      you’re gonna be wasted before it hits the 10 min mark

  • @Flarefairy
    @Flarefairy 4 роки тому +51

    With the amount of times he’s screamed, he’s really beginning to sound like Toad

    • @Luna-xr3dk
      @Luna-xr3dk 3 роки тому +7

      Or being high on ketamine

  • @ryancase04
    @ryancase04 4 роки тому +111

    Poofesure: Drives into walls and gets 12th in a race
    Also Poofesure: Havent lost a race today, so that makes me pretty damn good.

  • @andrewg189
    @andrewg189 4 роки тому +64

    I don’t know why but I’m starting to think this wii remote has wii motion plus inside.

    • @hew0014
      @hew0014 4 роки тому +1

      How can you think that?

    • @FlipKips
      @FlipKips 4 роки тому

      Hmm, I didn't notice

  • @Darklordd123
    @Darklordd123 4 роки тому +180

    Poof: Doesn't drift during turns
    Toad: Runs into wall
    Poof: "Toad didn't turn there for whatever reason"
    It's you.
    You're the reason

    • @siukong
      @siukong 4 роки тому +2

      The weird thing is he was doing drifts in his earlier videos but has stopped for some reason.

    • @atlastherando8928
      @atlastherando8928 4 роки тому +11

      @@siukong its cause hes on "automatic " for drifting. It would automatically drift *hence the name)

    • @siukong
      @siukong 4 роки тому +2

      @@atlastherando8928 ah ok that makes sense. It's been like 10 years since I played this game so I forgot that was an option

    • @aitch5621
      @aitch5621 4 роки тому +3

      You can’t drift on automatic

    • @bickerysebastian
      @bickerysebastian 4 роки тому +5

      Aitch this is why manual drifting is superior to the dirty-ass automatic drifting
      it’s extremely useful for sharp turns which I mostly use

  • @wonjunlee7927
    @wonjunlee7927 4 роки тому +17

    9:45 i died when he was like bOWSer! YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE then proceeded to laugh like a psycho

  • @brady8612
    @brady8612 4 роки тому +461

    What is more depressing?
    That I made an Abby account
    Or that I’m 27 and watching Mario Kart

    • @madsxoxo524
      @madsxoxo524 4 роки тому +14

      Abby From wii sports u made a abby account

    • @justafloridian7259
      @justafloridian7259 4 роки тому +34

      Your 27?!

    • @lizzoisbae5027
      @lizzoisbae5027 4 роки тому +9

      Abby From wii sports lmao great comment

    • @therawringdog6754
      @therawringdog6754 4 роки тому +34

      Abby it's only a matter of time before poofesure asks you out

    • @gray3693
      @gray3693 4 роки тому +10

      Mario...cart? It’s Mario Kart, Abby.

  • @brayden5157
    @brayden5157 4 роки тому +153

    Really loves to flex his “toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside”

  • @dexterity245
    @dexterity245 4 роки тому +128

    “I think I gotta start winning more races”
    Poofesure 2019

  • @baronbrrrrett
    @baronbrrrrett 3 роки тому +31

    Poofesure: complains about getting three mushrooms
    Also Poofesure: proceeds to use his mushrooms on boost panels

  • @jacksonthering5978
    @jacksonthering5978 4 роки тому +68

    When he wins the race, looks at how he got destroyed right after 8:00

    • @mr.unusual
      @mr.unusual 4 роки тому +2

      Jackson Thering LMAO

    • @a_a7287
      @a_a7287 4 роки тому +12

      Jackson Thering Damn if that happened while he was racing, I don't think the toad wii remote WITH wii motion plus inside would have the wii motion plus inside anymore.

    • @Legro457
      @Legro457 4 роки тому +2

      Toad got Mario Karted after he won

    • @lilmcghehey225
      @lilmcghehey225 4 роки тому

      This has happened to me before so relatable

  • @DeepFriedChumChum
    @DeepFriedChumChum 4 роки тому +156

    Poofesure: “I’m pretty sure this a shortcut”
    Poofesure: *continues to drive into ocean*

  • @debeshtbeats4919
    @debeshtbeats4919 4 роки тому +84

    Lmfaooo he went in a circle just to fall into the water again 😂😂- 11:03

  • @bobby9812
    @bobby9812 4 роки тому +33

    8:01 toad gets so fricked

    • @PHO3N1X_28
      @PHO3N1X_28 3 роки тому

      The game just has it out for him 😂😂😂

  • @dumgaebich
    @dumgaebich 4 роки тому +55

    "Im way too good for mario kart"
    Oh my friend, you havent yet played rainbow road.

    • @viperxr3761
      @viperxr3761 4 роки тому +3

      Lizzie Dale he hasn't/can't play online races which are the true challenge

    • @Kettterer
      @Kettterer 4 роки тому +2

      Viper XR I wish they could have a comeback.

    • @Mitreme
      @Mitreme 4 роки тому +1

      Viper XR ah memories of getting destroyed by players in japan

    • @viperxr3761
      @viperxr3761 4 роки тому

      Kettterer me too man. loved that game

    • @viperxr3761
      @viperxr3761 4 роки тому

      MiniMimi i'll never forget em!

  • @MadMilk_
    @MadMilk_ 4 роки тому +80

    "Is Toad's car the weight of literal buttcheeks??"

  • @intizam7306
    @intizam7306 4 роки тому +298

    "3 in a row"
    sees theres 10 minutes left
    *lowers volume*

  • @Mary-sp9dp
    @Mary-sp9dp 4 роки тому +15

    6:20 'i think that's a short cut.'
    Me when I'm driving home 😅

  • @CinnyRekt
    @CinnyRekt 4 роки тому +45

    8:00 Poofesure still getting trashed after finishing 🤣🤣

  • @mryodaman5226
    @mryodaman5226 4 роки тому +68

    7:23 made me laugh so hard but feel bad for him some how

    • @Im_EJ19
      @Im_EJ19 4 роки тому +2

      Trust me wait till he plays Mario kart 8 on 200cc
      That rainbow road level can make someone go to pure depression

  • @alexschneider1667
    @alexschneider1667 4 роки тому +42

    I love how he’s accepted toad Wii remote with Wii motion plus inside as his own meme

  • @CatalynRose
    @CatalynRose 2 роки тому +15

    7:35 that was a pun for trix cereal

  • @Ethobot
    @Ethobot 4 роки тому +146

    You should try MARIO Party as toad
    *with Wii motion plus inside**

    • @Yeezus.808
      @Yeezus.808 4 роки тому +1

      don´t forget its toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside

    • @drain9920
      @drain9920 4 роки тому

      yeees some Mario Party would be nice

  • @jessajewell9295
    @jessajewell9295 4 роки тому +39

    New drinking game:
    Everytime Poof says
    “Toad Wii Remote With Wii-Motion Plus Inside” -take a shot
    Says Abby is hot/cute -take a shot
    He says he hates Elisa - drink water
    Screams bloody murder- take half a shot

    • @notaidan4643
      @notaidan4643 4 роки тому +4

      Jessa Jewell
      Are you trying to kill us?

    • @jessajewell9295
      @jessajewell9295 4 роки тому +2

      That’s why I said water for Elisa

    • @jimmymeinhart4265
      @jimmymeinhart4265 4 роки тому +2

      How To Contract Alcohol Poisoning: The Complete Manual

    • @lemonswsushi3644
      @lemonswsushi3644 4 роки тому +1

      @@jessajewell9295 You should have said water when he screams bloody murder

  • @fireworksandpie9482
    @fireworksandpie9482 4 роки тому +525

    Some tips:
    - Don’t use automatic. Always use manual drifting so you can get mini boosts
    - Don’t use karts. Bikes have superior drifting and can wheelie on straight paths for more speed by moving the wii mote up
    - Use a heavy character like bowser. They have more weight and are bumped around less
    - Save your shells and bananas by holding the throw button to block from enemy shells and attacks
    - When you respawn, press the acceleration button right as you hit the ground and you’ll get a boost. The timing is a bit difficult at first, but you’ll get it after a couple tries
    - Get a new controller 😂

    • @kovyvuri
      @kovyvuri 4 роки тому +11

      Personally, i go automatic a lot and use Yoshi with his...Idk, it wasnt the default kart, but it was like a waggon thing. its been a few years and i dont have the money to get a new disc. Anyway, i suppose its how youre taught to play; my sister used to play it with me when i was 4 up until i was 10 when she moved out, and quite often, and she's still better than me, so i suppose i had to learn how to weave between spaces as my go to method rather than especially specialized things. but hey, was a handy skill to retain on what i play now (NFS Underground(first, original xbox). Would still play mario kart wii if i had a disc.
      FYI, discs STILL cost 40 bucks because of how popular this game is.

    • @ItsRxchel
      @ItsRxchel 4 роки тому +35

      He played manual in his first mario kart video, he did even worse.

    • @tsumugiowo
      @tsumugiowo 4 роки тому +9

      Just use daisy Mach Bike or Funky Flame Runner

    • @Cristian-ww3kl
      @Cristian-ww3kl 4 роки тому +30

      He can’t get a new controller because his Wii remote with Wii motion plus inside is irreplaceable

    • @ShinyHunterDJ
      @ShinyHunterDJ 4 роки тому +9

      You forgot the inside drift 😤

  • @trent11040
    @trent11040 4 роки тому +14

    9:28 The fall on you things. Those are THWOMPS poof.

  • @tessyboy7158
    @tessyboy7158 4 роки тому +129

    He needs to make merch of his toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside.

    • @shinnosukefromwiisports
      @shinnosukefromwiisports 4 роки тому +18

      A toad vibrator with wii motion plus inside

    • @tessyboy7158
      @tessyboy7158 4 роки тому

      @@shinnosukefromwiisports I wouldn't be surprised tbh

    • @cookiesisme3
      @cookiesisme3 4 роки тому +6

      That would be so awesome, but that probably won't happen due to copyright.

    • @Tsathoggua616
      @Tsathoggua616 4 роки тому

      @@shinnosukefromwiisports I would buy one.

    • @Im_EJ19
      @Im_EJ19 4 роки тому

      @@shinnosukefromwiisports seems like a good product

  • @leopenguin7267
    @leopenguin7267 4 роки тому +41

    I'm insulted that he called the whomps "fall on you things" 😂

    • @xdYama
      @xdYama 4 роки тому +8

      Thwomps* sorry i’m being a nuisance :p

  • @selendinemcherb7762
    @selendinemcherb7762 4 роки тому +79

    1:23
    “This was the big comeback I needed”
    Jinx: Allow me to introduce myself.

  • @kemer_1321
    @kemer_1321 4 роки тому +49

    Poofesure- “ I’ll use automatic”
    Me- “........turns volume down for imminent rage because manual is 1000x better”

    • @MackeyBigBoy4014
      @MackeyBigBoy4014 4 роки тому +2

      OneHEADHUNTER 34
      He used manual in his Mario video before this one and did even worse.

    • @davidharms3929
      @davidharms3929 3 роки тому +1

      @@MackeyBigBoy4014 Because he forgot the existens of drifting 75% of the time...

  • @jjunicorn5341
    @jjunicorn5341 4 роки тому +180

    Poofesure: "I think this is the shortcut".
    Also poofesure: proceeds to fall head first into the water 😂😂

    • @hytunz4271
      @hytunz4271 4 роки тому +1

      jj unicorn I was crying laughing so much on that part!!! 😂😂😂😂

    • @jjunicorn5341
      @jjunicorn5341 4 роки тому

      @@hytunz4271 same 😂😂

    • @jamesslepak3308
      @jamesslepak3308 4 роки тому +2

      jj unicorn 5:54-DashieGames After And Mario Kart 8 Race...

  • @dearlyxo949
    @dearlyxo949 4 роки тому +56

    Can't wait for the sequel: Playing As Toadette

    • @rockypikmin4493
      @rockypikmin4493 4 роки тому +10

      With my special limited edition toadette wii remote with wii motion plus inside

    • @matthewbrew777
      @matthewbrew777 4 роки тому

      You think he’s actually good enough to unlock toadette? 😂

  • @datguiser
    @datguiser 4 роки тому +151

    “Does toad weigh the same as literal asscheeks?”-Poof
    Well NO but actually YES

  • @chloebridges5440
    @chloebridges5440 4 роки тому +73

    Nobody:
    Poof: *toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside*

  • @doggis4594
    @doggis4594 4 роки тому +10

    Spongebob trying to get his boating license: 5:07

  • @DaRealSNOZU5
    @DaRealSNOZU5 4 роки тому +115

    9:17 “how did I get crushed in the air?”
    Answer: video game logic

    • @jamesslepak3308
      @jamesslepak3308 4 роки тому +5

      The Egg Channel 1:42-Me When Honey Queen Hits Me With A Red Shell In Mario Kart 7 and I fall down to 8th place near the finish line...

  • @peterpositive1434
    @peterpositive1434 4 роки тому +114

    Nobody:
    Poofesure: TOAD WII REMOTE WITH WII MOTION PLUS INSIDE

  • @AcidicLifestyle
    @AcidicLifestyle 4 роки тому +41

    2:35, *beep!* *toad's car burns out*
    Kienan: GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES!! I HEARD OTHER PEOPLE STARTING REVING THEIR CARS, AT THE SAME EXACT TIME! YET I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT BURNS OUT!

  • @akshaybharadwaj2208
    @akshaybharadwaj2208 4 роки тому +173

    "There's some home cooking going on here" - Poofesure, 2019

  • @theretrootaku448
    @theretrootaku448 4 роки тому +26

    Poofesure: WHY AM I GETTING TOSSED AROUND?
    *chose Toad*

  • @ScooterPS
    @ScooterPS 4 роки тому +15

    "I think this is the shorcut" drives into the sea :-)

  • @TheTwoWs333
    @TheTwoWs333 4 роки тому +110

    poofesure: WHY DO I GET PUSHED AROUND EVERYTIME I HIT ANYONE
    also poofesure: picks a lightweight character

    • @davidknox6371
      @davidknox6371 4 роки тому +4

      This is why I always use a medium weight

    • @pisk4910
      @pisk4910 3 роки тому

      @@davidknox6371 Imagine being Middleweight
      This post was made by the Funky Kong gang

    • @mr.tiefish729
      @mr.tiefish729 3 роки тому

      wait what weight is funky kong? never unlocked him

    • @amarigrover2685
      @amarigrover2685 3 роки тому

      @@mr.tiefish729 hes a heavyweight

    • @mr.tiefish729
      @mr.tiefish729 3 роки тому

      @@amarigrover2685 oh cool, thanks for the info

  • @portugalomegalul4884
    @portugalomegalul4884 4 роки тому +59

    Nobody:
    Poofesure: toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside

    • @galoonbert4357
      @galoonbert4357 4 роки тому

      Thank you, Lazaros G. Very cool!

    • @mmakai
      @mmakai 4 роки тому +1

      Omg haha.. your so funny

    • @galoonbert4357
      @galoonbert4357 4 роки тому

      @@mmakai Ikr, it's the most overused meme format ever. So unoriginal and unfunny

  • @agent0.245
    @agent0.245 4 роки тому +19

    7:49 "I HATE YOU YOSHI!"
    Dashie: *intense screaming*

  • @6storygaming71
    @6storygaming71 4 роки тому +28

    "I hate you stupid yoshi"
    I thought i never hear that saying outside of smash

    • @thewaterman687
      @thewaterman687 4 роки тому +1

      Can someone explain to me why people hate yoshi in smash his neutral b can be an annoying kill but none of his moves are spammable

    • @DeityFox7
      @DeityFox7 4 роки тому +2

      @@thewaterman687 his n-air is the safest option and it's like a handicap to get out of combos

  • @unaura43
    @unaura43 4 роки тому +7

    9:56 poof really getting into the spirit of toad there