When a Grain of Sand Hits Earth at 100,000,000x Light Speed - Universe Sandbox 2

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  • @GrayStillPlays
    @GrayStillPlays  5 років тому +21174

    Someone wanted me to do something at 100,000,000x light speed. They could have been just joking, but here you go.

    • @howdymate9389
      @howdymate9389 5 років тому +122

      Nah

    • @marquischase7337
      @marquischase7337 5 років тому +74

      Hey grey could you give me a shoutout in your next video please and could you play tropico 6

    • @barrybend7189
      @barrybend7189 5 років тому +57

      Can't wait for the people harvester.

    • @dytran
      @dytran 5 років тому +27

      Yeet

    • @y.a100
      @y.a100 5 років тому +11

      i stil love u

  • @rocketgod6808
    @rocketgod6808 4 роки тому +7727

    I like his voice. He starts with the softest “all right” then creates literal heII in a matter of seconds

    • @justanotsoordinary13yearol21
      @justanotsoordinary13yearol21 4 роки тому +45

      @HodaZnje, so true lololo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @xxtreyx7274
      @xxtreyx7274 4 роки тому +37

      you dont even know

    • @Highestindaroom64
      @Highestindaroom64 4 роки тому +36

      Its beautiful

    • @rocketgod6808
      @rocketgod6808 4 роки тому +23

      Static Destroyer yes, yes it is

    • @zadevil635
      @zadevil635 4 роки тому +48

      Him: a asteroid might hit us.... but probably not because nothing cool ever happens to earth

  • @trustic7476
    @trustic7476 5 років тому +5739

    12:19 if you are looking for the grain of sand. You’re welcome

  • @ethanisier
    @ethanisier 4 роки тому +3210

    “Nothing cool ever happens on earth.”
    2020: “Cha-cha Real Smooth”

    • @tb_8113
      @tb_8113 4 роки тому +8

      Mr.Machu is that you?

    • @TeCeeBoi
      @TeCeeBoi 4 роки тому +14

      I’m still waiting for something to happen

    • @PizNeyWorks
      @PizNeyWorks 4 роки тому +4

      lmao

    • @spongebobplays1506
      @spongebobplays1506 4 роки тому +40

      Here is my one
      "Nothing ever cool happens on earth"
      2020: well yes but actually no

    • @hellosrek2654
      @hellosrek2654 4 роки тому +3

      Te Cee Boi the sun is going into lockdown:how can a star catch a desise

  • @scolipede1549
    @scolipede1549 2 роки тому +592

    Gray: “Lightspeed is the answer to everything”
    Gray’s wife: What are we having for dinner tonight?
    Gray: *l i g h t s p e e d*

    • @YoylecakeJ
      @YoylecakeJ 2 роки тому +50

      Then the spaghetti be like
      *𝘊 𝘈 𝘊 𝘏 𝘖 𝘞*

    • @KENOMAN1969
      @KENOMAN1969 2 роки тому +22

      Honey the green beans are a little cold can we hit them with a grain of sand at light speed please. Wife is like 🤨🤨

    • @liaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaav
      @liaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaav 2 роки тому +4

      Yeet

    • @natalialabun4066
      @natalialabun4066 2 роки тому +5

      *rocket Spaghetti*

    • @kirby6804
      @kirby6804 2 роки тому

      [][][][][][]

  • @MadamLava094
    @MadamLava094 5 років тому +3282

    "The only game where you kill billions on a regular basis"
    Plague Inc: *pardon*

    • @Damrok3
      @Damrok3 5 років тому +236

      Am I joke to you meme: Am I joke to you?

    • @user-ki7hi3wq9t
      @user-ki7hi3wq9t 5 років тому +39

      Plague inc is awesome.

    • @Hellothere-vr9um
      @Hellothere-vr9um 5 років тому +13

      Specially when you download a mod and get all the cheats buhuhahahahahaha

    • @micahschumacher7278
      @micahschumacher7278 5 років тому +6

      Wait, but what about real life?

    • @MadamLava094
      @MadamLava094 5 років тому +13

      @@micahschumacher7278 Billions dont die anywhere near that fast irl lol

  • @autumn_0774
    @autumn_0774 4 роки тому +3177

    "Nothing cool ever happens to the Earth"
    2020: *Okay bet*

    • @crystalabdul5880
      @crystalabdul5880 4 роки тому +33

      Faith Davenport the event in 2020 are not cool

    • @autumn_0774
      @autumn_0774 4 роки тому +78

      @@crystalabdul5880 Cool by Gray's standards, not mine.

    • @BEEMICHELLEEE
      @BEEMICHELLEEE 4 роки тому +52

      Personally, I think that specifically the corona virus is kinda cool, like it’s something that never happens, and to a teenager such as myself I find it exciting. I’m not gonna lie about that. But my respects to the families of lost ones

    • @saldan3985
      @saldan3985 4 роки тому +8

      @@crystalabdul5880 it's actually hot,
      Because global warming

    • @oliviacaron7088
      @oliviacaron7088 4 роки тому +24

      *Floofy shibe* I also find it exciting. I’m a college student who has an undergrad in biology and majoring in biotechnology. Pretty interesting how viruses function and work. Is it sad the tragedy it is causing? Yes. Does that give you a right to wish death/ sickness upon someone else? Well technically you have the right but morally I’d say it’s wrong. It’s a very scary thing, but also cool and interesting at the same time. Maybe try being a little more positive instead of wishing ill towards someone else

  • @1bigbasket28
    @1bigbasket28 5 років тому +16081

    Because nothings cool happens on earth.”
    *sad dinosaur noises*

    • @foodreact3487
      @foodreact3487 5 років тому +55

      I love your profile!

    • @1bigbasket28
      @1bigbasket28 5 років тому +37

      FoodReact ha thanks

    • @CRXnick
      @CRXnick 5 років тому +122

      *sad melting glacier noises*

    • @mooseman6273
      @mooseman6273 5 років тому +13

      He said to the earth though

    • @1bigbasket28
      @1bigbasket28 5 років тому +36

      Cthulhu dinosaurs were exciting weren’t they?

  • @halyoalex8942
    @halyoalex8942 3 роки тому +237

    "I know someone's gonna be able to tell me how many megatons of tnt equivalent this is, at 10,000 lightspeed"
    See that's the thing, Gray. Making anything with mass move at lightspeed takes AN INFINITE AMOUNT OF ENERGY! So you have somehow given a pebble a meaningful amount of energy MORE THAN AN INFINITY'S WORTH... TEN THOUSAND TIMES OVER.
    yeah it's safe to say we're no longer in Rookie Numbers territory.

    • @BiggestB99
      @BiggestB99 2 роки тому

      Nrd

    • @noname-wr4qf
      @noname-wr4qf 2 роки тому +7

      So more than .3 megatons of TNT is what I'm hearing?

    • @RealmsSMPStudios
      @RealmsSMPStudios 2 роки тому +7

      Infinity is still rookie numbers on the GrayStillPlays channel…

    • @blackfoxstudios4101
      @blackfoxstudios4101 Рік тому +1

      Do you have a god damn scientist in your house?

    • @darklordx3124
      @darklordx3124 Рік тому +2

      At what speed it is traveling, it shouldn't be able to interact with ANYTHING, or even be bounded to itself on the molecular level.

  • @imsmallcat1034
    @imsmallcat1034 5 років тому +13134

    “I think a grain of sand weighs about 4 grams”
    .......ok.

    • @edherdman9973
      @edherdman9973 5 років тому +1647

      *types in 3 grams*

    • @imsmallcat1034
      @imsmallcat1034 5 років тому +147

      Ed Herdman 💀.

    • @ciccnick
      @ciccnick 5 років тому +1192

      Grain of sand weighs about 0.011g. Less than one gram

    • @kalaitzideschrestos224
      @kalaitzideschrestos224 5 років тому +117

      Raphtalia why u here you live in another dimension

    • @imsmallcat1034
      @imsmallcat1034 5 років тому +51

      CKuzo TV I’m everywhere :)

  • @hatnanjo
    @hatnanjo 5 років тому +1237

    340m asteroid: *Threatens earth's entire existence*
    Grey: *nah nothin cool ever happens to earth*

    • @shaansingh6048
      @shaansingh6048 5 років тому +21

      it doesn't threaten EARTH's entire existence, it threatens OURS.

    • @suni070
      @suni070 5 років тому +2

      😪

    • @romansans1
      @romansans1 5 років тому +21

      A 340 Meter asteroid isn’t actually really big enough to wipe out all of humanity, just an entire major city.

    • @asilduin4594
      @asilduin4594 5 років тому +5

      @@romansans1 You know a basketball sized asteroid can create a crater large enough to fit 2 or 3 schools into.

    •  5 років тому +22

      @@asilduin4594 What cracks are you on? A basketball-size steroid can't never hit the ground to create any damage. It's just too small and insignificant that it won't survive being burned by the friction of the Earth's atmosphere.

  • @Nightweaver1
    @Nightweaver1 5 років тому +1996

    "No no no lightspeed is too slow."
    "Lightspeed too slow?"
    "We have to go straight to... ludicrous speed!"

    • @griffineggs3374
      @griffineggs3374 5 років тому +10

      Say goodbye to your two best friends!

    • @Nightweaver1
      @Nightweaver1 5 років тому +7

      @@griffineggs3374 And I don't mean your pals in the Winnebago!

    • @skystriker1408
      @skystriker1408 5 років тому +9

      Spaceballs reference. I need to watch that again.

    • @Nunlover
      @Nunlover 5 років тому +14

      “My god! They’ve gone to plaid!”

    • @benjaminhaley3780
      @benjaminhaley3780 5 років тому +5

      Spaceballs references are always a win.

  • @snailmail2000
    @snailmail2000 2 роки тому +35

    2:55 so stunned he didn't even censor himself

  • @DownWithBureaucracy
    @DownWithBureaucracy 5 років тому +2019

    "I always hit either Australia or Florida."
    *2 minutes later
    "It's always Africa!"

    • @julie-the-julie
      @julie-the-julie 5 років тому +29

      Right after hitting oceania

    • @EternalDensity
      @EternalDensity 5 років тому +6

      I bless the grains.

    • @harrisonmoore3841
      @harrisonmoore3841 5 років тому +1

      Pretty much everything dies though

    • @jaysaunders8168
      @jaysaunders8168 5 років тому

      Mr MaXimum is that before or after the asteroid hits Africa?

    • @harrisonmoore3841
      @harrisonmoore3841 5 років тому +1

      Jay Saunders I mean that him saying "It's always Africa" is an understatement, because he absolutely destroys Earth most if the time.
      Grey: "It's always Africa"
      Me: "It's actually always the whole dang planet"

  • @Snairster
    @Snairster 4 роки тому +1990

    Imagine being a kid playing on another planet at the beach with insanely low gravity that when you kick sand up it goes into space and causes planets to explode throughout the universe.

  • @socktwrnch3235
    @socktwrnch3235 5 років тому +3910

    We might just be able to save the Amazon!
    Literal grain of sand: *LEMME CHANGE THAT*

    • @ashinthehouse1710
      @ashinthehouse1710 5 років тому +16

      OH NOO

    • @unstoppablegaming6758
      @unstoppablegaming6758 5 років тому +26

      Ok this is not realistic because if a speck of matter were to go light speed it will shrink to nothing and time will stop for it

    • @Iterator_NSH
      @Iterator_NSH 5 років тому +21

      The Amazon is currently on fire. Do not even joke about this.

    • @ashinthehouse1710
      @ashinthehouse1710 5 років тому +31

      The Skeleton Dragon
      The grain of sand going at 100 million times the speed of light does not care you cannot stop it

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 5 років тому +4

      @@unstoppablegaming6758 oh really *PREPARING FOR HYPER JUMP IN 10 9.8 7 6 5*
      *4 3 2 1 ENGAGE* *blue light swirls around the engines and* *BOOM* *we jump 1,000,000x the speed of light nearly missing a few planets* DROP IN 3 2 1 NOW *BOOM* we drop see ftl travel is hard but fun

  • @Rodasboyy
    @Rodasboyy 2 роки тому +21

    For anyone wondering
    A 4g grain of sand traveling at 1.000.000 times the speed of light would have the equivalent energy of 861,244,019 Tsar Bombas (the most powerful nuclear weapon ever)

    • @Goof_bol
      @Goof_bol 8 місяців тому +2

      Bro

    • @PACSTIK
      @PACSTIK 4 місяці тому

      🤓

    • @VernCarson
      @VernCarson 2 місяці тому

      How do we even calculate that? It's infinite energy once you pass the light speed threshold for any piece of matter

  • @emmanhthu
    @emmanhthu 5 років тому +5323

    "just a little dent"
    *kills 23 million africans*

    • @judabug323
      @judabug323 5 років тому +111

      Emma Dinh no they were just getting a tan

    • @lucypanetta3041
      @lucypanetta3041 5 років тому +81

      I mean considering that there is 7bil people, 23mil people is less then 0.4% of the human population

    • @CrystallizedTales
      @CrystallizedTales 5 років тому +40

      @@lucypanetta3041 Going on 8 bil

    • @lucypanetta3041
      @lucypanetta3041 5 років тому +57

      @@CrystallizedTales daamn, we need to chill.

    • @CrystallizedTales
      @CrystallizedTales 5 років тому +16

      @@lucypanetta3041 Yup lmao

  • @SageSylvie
    @SageSylvie 5 років тому +4442

    What Gray says: 4 grams
    What Gray types: 3 grams
    What the actual mass of a grain of sand is: 0.011 grams
    *_confused screaming_*

    • @Acypto
      @Acypto 5 років тому +147

      But the actual weight of a grain of sand is 0.00005 grams
      *W h a t i f w e u s e d 5 0 % o f o u r b r a i n s ?*

    • @SageSylvie
      @SageSylvie 5 років тому +84

      @@Acypto Yeah sure I drove 5 hours to the nearest beach, bought and expensive scale, and massed a single grain of sand just for this comment. Of course not I literally just searched Google and that's what it said. Not really my fault bro

    • @GxldenSpxrk7404
      @GxldenSpxrk7404 5 років тому +13

      @@SageSylvie ...
      *HAS NO IDEA WHAT HAS LIFE BECOME PAST THESE YEARS*

    • @zombiextreme8203
      @zombiextreme8203 5 років тому +14

      @@SageSylvie mass and weight are two different things.

    • @SageSylvie
      @SageSylvie 5 років тому +7

      @@zombiextreme8203 Of course? who said they weren't?

  • @olifive2452
    @olifive2452 5 років тому +2211

    You should have called one of the asteroids “student loans”

    • @creepscreak4361
      @creepscreak4361 5 років тому +73

      OlivierFortniteGaming he wouldn’t be able to see the damage the earth would just blow up

    • @jaytheblayze
      @jaytheblayze 5 років тому +4

      DX

    • @crown732
      @crown732 5 років тому +3

      @@jaytheblayze DX

    • @MIZUch.
      @MIZUch. 5 років тому +16

      He should've named the asteroid your username

    • @animationglows3961
      @animationglows3961 5 років тому +1

      @@MIZUch. OOOF

  • @damjankrupa3950
    @damjankrupa3950 2 роки тому +30

    I like how Gray's definition of cool things happening is Earth getting hit by an asteroid.

    • @andreavigano6070
      @andreavigano6070 Рік тому

      AHAHAHA THAT’S COOL😂JKJK😊

    • @Foog123
      @Foog123 10 місяців тому

      I’d actually consider the apophis flyby of earth in 2029 to be pretty cool considering the opportunity for science and astrophotography will be very good
      Nasa already want to send a probe to it to get samples and I will definitely be taking photos of it
      And we will get 2 more chances in 2036 and 2068

  • @agentchristos
    @agentchristos 4 роки тому +1561

    "Nothing cool ever happens to Earth."
    This did not age well.

    • @aliveandunwell430
      @aliveandunwell430 4 роки тому +51

      r/agedlikemilk

    • @zippitybopumdotupbum7740
      @zippitybopumdotupbum7740 4 роки тому +22

      You’re right and I really wish you weren’t

    • @gothicbatqueen
      @gothicbatqueen 4 роки тому +4

      still wont happen though that hasn't changed

    • @thatboinoodle1243
      @thatboinoodle1243 4 роки тому +3

      Well darn

    • @gothicbatqueen
      @gothicbatqueen 4 роки тому +4

      @@thatboinoodle1243 Don't be too sad about it, it will look great over head. So if you have a telescope than get a bag of popcorn ready!

  • @Koolboy996
    @Koolboy996 5 років тому +3069

    That's cool and all but imagine Universe Sandbox 3, with ray tracing, on a quantum computer

    • @hatemails
      @hatemails 5 років тому +52

      OH YES

    • @nevanoconnell3356
      @nevanoconnell3356 5 років тому +187

      Saif Jafar what about universe sandbox 4 where you just straight up destroy the real laws of physics and real planets

    • @M_RRR-tn6tk
      @M_RRR-tn6tk 5 років тому +56

      We can throw a single atom at Earth at 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000x the speed of light

    • @astanarr
      @astanarr 5 років тому +20

      Aren’t you supposed to be a genie

    • @Panda-nh3eg
      @Panda-nh3eg 5 років тому +8

      We would be the universe sandbox and the game would play us

  • @dean1039
    @dean1039 5 років тому +1684

    "Because nothing cool ever happens on Earth"
    Dinosaurs: Are we a joke to you?

  • @DelicateAng3l
    @DelicateAng3l 2 роки тому +16

    I love how his voice is so soft when he says “All right” and in a matter of 5 seconds it turns into hell.

  • @dontmindme4885
    @dontmindme4885 5 років тому +1737

    Gray: it barely left a dent
    Crater: **is the size of japan**

    • @DigitalJedi
      @DigitalJedi 5 років тому +55

      'Tis but a scratch!

    • @VulcanaV9
      @VulcanaV9 5 років тому +11

      Crater: *I AM BIGGER THAN MOTHER RUSSIA*

    • @sinister9201
      @sinister9201 5 років тому +2

      i mean did you study about japan, its small...

    • @sutartspk4508
      @sutartspk4508 5 років тому

      Dоνан *soviet union music plays*

    • @jasonizuki3671
      @jasonizuki3671 5 років тому +6

      @@sinister9201 for a "grain" of sand that's not small.

  • @kryptictripz3270
    @kryptictripz3270 5 років тому +1151

    5:32 "19 seconds per second"
    Me: "Hmm, yes, the floor is made of floor."

    • @cgrob04
      @cgrob04 5 років тому +17

      And the walls are made of wall

    • @mosheahvows5071
      @mosheahvows5071 5 років тому +77

      ...19 seconds in game to every 1 second in real life?

    • @cylantlucas488
      @cylantlucas488 5 років тому +3

      @@mosheahvows5071 yep.

    • @SunflowerSpotlight
      @SunflowerSpotlight 5 років тому +9

      I’m relearning Spanish and struggling a bit with confusing wall and floor. So this is timely. There’s been a lot of, “I have a floor, a nice floor. It is... a brown floor. These are good walls, blue walls. They are walls that are very blue. I like this wall.” 😅 I like to anchor the words by interacting with them while saying them, so there’s been some lying on the floor like a starfish saying, “Piso piso piso,” and petting of walls, murmuring, “Pared, pared. Pared.”
      It’s kind of lucky I don’t have roommates. 😂

    • @wonderpup114
      @wonderpup114 5 років тому +3

      @@SunflowerSpotlight yo yo yo what u talking about its a meme

  • @grodygibsonlcd8038
    @grodygibsonlcd8038 Рік тому +6

    Gray playing Universe Sandbox is basically what would happen if Florida man wielded the infinity gauntlet

  • @MegaAssassin06
    @MegaAssassin06 5 років тому +4019

    “Everyone in Australia’s just getting a tan”
    Safe to say this didn’t age too well 😂

    • @gamrapidchannel1aj725
      @gamrapidchannel1aj725 5 років тому +24

      came to the comments just to say that 😂

    • @MegaAssassin06
      @MegaAssassin06 5 років тому +34

      gamRapidChannel1 Instantly thought of it the minute I saw Australia and thought oh no 😂

    • @fakenio242
      @fakenio242 5 років тому +9

      Jamie__132 well there’s fires everywhere pretty much sooo

    • @MegaAssassin06
      @MegaAssassin06 5 років тому +13

      Oliver Van Elst I laugh at the fact you take offence you snowflake

    • @murrayforbes8492
      @murrayforbes8492 5 років тому +1

      Ok BOOOOOOMER

  • @zunzan
    @zunzan 5 років тому +1287

    Take saturn's rings and just kinda give it to earth

  • @decdude6802
    @decdude6802 5 років тому +1450

    Just imagine we are in a simulation and there is someone laughing readying to send a meteor at 1 million x the speed of light at us

    • @CelticVictory
      @CelticVictory 5 років тому +78

      I took a different take on this. I imagined that each test was an alternate universe where every tragedy simulated in this video actually occurred.

    • @Crispy656forever
      @Crispy656forever 5 років тому +14

      Like someone sped up the game to fast and now its at 2019 first of se...
      *dies*

    • @tacotaho7865
      @tacotaho7865 5 років тому +3

      wait what?do you mean the bible and the propechies?

    • @NoLoveNova
      @NoLoveNova 5 років тому

      Decdude are you dumb or dumb it would burn up 😴 nothing can travel that fast without burning up 😴

    • @nilanshur
      @nilanshur 5 років тому +6

      If anything manages to travel faster than light without getting destroyed then it would end up traveling through time. Anyways anything that has mass cannot travel at the speed of light.

  • @willcreativityfalls2049
    @willcreativityfalls2049 3 роки тому +25

    I love how gray doesn’t recognize that anything moving faster than light speed would never hit the earth because then the object would go time traveling

  • @Clericy
    @Clericy 5 років тому +658

    "nothing cool happens to the Earth.."
    The Earth: *Only known inhabited planet in the universe*

    • @alexanderzhmurov9624
      @alexanderzhmurov9624 5 років тому +35

      Really really really not a selling point for a prime real estate though, given the known local and populace...

    • @AAA310
      @AAA310 5 років тому +9

      Yeah only known to humans smart ass. Way to think small G

    • @pangeagamer7223
      @pangeagamer7223 5 років тому +16

      Council of the 5 alien races: am I joke to you?

    • @GnosticAtheist
      @GnosticAtheist 5 років тому +4

      That a fallacy, but I get your point.
      (It is like a brain trying to understand its own complexity; it would have to be simple to understand it but if it is simple it cannot understand itself; we can only see i a minute fraction of space and since most of space is moving away from us at relative higher FTL speed we cannot ever comprehend its complexity)

    • @hmmm348
      @hmmm348 5 років тому +4

      Actually, assuming the big bang theory is correct, we are most likely to be one of the first/earliest races, because we're on the outer spiral arm.

  • @LUNE.44
    @LUNE.44 5 років тому +1635

    Asteroid: Hits Asia*
    Asteroid: hits Africa*
    Gray: *Damn you Guys it keeps hitting Africa*

    • @fckstreetshitters4294
      @fckstreetshitters4294 5 років тому +27

      that wud do 0 damage to human civilization

    • @Yesimyildirim35
      @Yesimyildirim35 5 років тому +10

      @chicken king 69 y e s

    • @Yesimyildirim35
      @Yesimyildirim35 5 років тому +2

      because you cant have proper grammar bro.
      Ya is You

    • @raychel7618
      @raychel7618 5 років тому +9

      @@Yesimyildirim35 Dude, this is the internet. Besides, you wrote can't as cant.

    • @Mike.d.p.
      @Mike.d.p. 5 років тому +22

      Haha, stupid bitches fighting over nothing.

  • @TRDannerz
    @TRDannerz 5 років тому +676

    Breaking news:
    Single piece of sand causes great pain and sadness.
    "Why Gray? WHY?!" -a now dead eyewitness

    • @autisticgamer24
      @autisticgamer24 5 років тому +1

      Lol nice

    • @zikeriha
      @zikeriha 5 років тому +6

      Single piece of sans commits mass bad time.

    • @kalell7434
      @kalell7434 5 років тому +3

      @@zikeriha single child of sin commits mass genocide

    • @jhalilxvii
      @jhalilxvii 5 років тому +2

      Lil piece of sand makes depressed planet commit not feel good.

  • @Novasium
    @Novasium 3 роки тому +13

    If you've been watching Gray's videos for long enough, you know that 400,000 km/h is *_R O O K I E N U M B E R S_*

  • @Clawdeen7210
    @Clawdeen7210 5 років тому +1926

    *This is the Earth. The Earth is happy because Canada is usually Cold and Florida man is pulling twelve inch long knives out of the skulls of Alligators.*

    • @aj_mcg1
      @aj_mcg1 5 років тому +56

      I'm not completely sure what the definition of a sword is, but I'm pretty sure a 12 inch knife is a sword...

    • @emergencybreak
      @emergencybreak 5 років тому +47

      IK4NTF1N84UZRN4M3 nah more like a machete

    • @GamingWithDredgenFelix
      @GamingWithDredgenFelix 5 років тому +33

      @@aj_mcg1 Also its more what the blade is used for determines what you call it. Knives don't have a hilt and are used for cutting, Swords do normally have a hilt and is used for cutting or thrusting.

    • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
      @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 5 років тому +21

      Just another day with graystillplays.

    • @ShatteredIce
      @ShatteredIce 5 років тому +9

      Another typical day on the Graystillplays channel.

  • @malvintsetse5459
    @malvintsetse5459 5 років тому +1111

    "Theres no game that kills billions"
    *Plague Inc would like to know your location*

    • @von8608
      @von8608 4 роки тому +8

      yess i have found my peopleee lol

    • @ManiacStories
      @ManiacStories 4 роки тому +6

      Same lmfao

    • @Car-gh8hr
      @Car-gh8hr 4 роки тому +2

      PLAGUE INCC.

    • @brandonj1747
      @brandonj1747 4 роки тому

      Auto is de naam ive killed 7.1 billion. i failed with 600 ppl left

    • @FBI-real
      @FBI-real 4 роки тому +1

      bröther

  • @appelflapde3665
    @appelflapde3665 5 років тому +2031

    wow thats about 7.2 Quintillion Megatons (7165211711281071104) of tnt. rad.

    • @megascrub3054
      @megascrub3054 5 років тому +138

      show your work

    • @medianss
      @medianss 5 років тому +128

      MEGAscrub **aggressively types google calculator**

    • @fr22d
      @fr22d 5 років тому +8

      MEGAscrub no

    • @dreamsmask4707
      @dreamsmask4707 5 років тому +21

      [×[×9÷,÷?#>@]×)3)÷0#]#?÷.!,@>@93937 Is all I heard sorry.

    • @JorgetePanete
      @JorgetePanete 5 років тому +3

      , that's*

  • @volt5856
    @volt5856 3 роки тому +26

    Most heart warming things in the world
    3. words of encourangement
    2. Hugs
    1.
    Alright, the only game where you can ______. Its ________.

  • @oganlayendifay4450
    @oganlayendifay4450 4 роки тому +781

    As an Australian, I can confirm that I can survive the planet exploding while being wreathed in flames.

    • @skiiscott3812
      @skiiscott3812 3 роки тому +4

      @Little GamerPlayz it's a joke

    • @blushchuu
      @blushchuu 3 роки тому +13

      @@skiiscott3812 omg they told a joke that means you can’t find the joke funny while simultaneously sharing serious information about it!!!1!!1!!!!

    • @MountainMemelord
      @MountainMemelord 3 роки тому +7

      "freezes the fire because Canada"

    • @alexiapelletier5958
      @alexiapelletier5958 3 роки тому +4

      Yeet

    • @scotthoffman7071
      @scotthoffman7071 3 роки тому +2

      Bc right now is like get on my level

  • @lxverdant1837
    @lxverdant1837 5 років тому +1257

    *"When a Grain of Sand Hits Earth at 100,000,000x Light Speed"*
    _I don't need sleep, I need answers_

    • @jacklynisasi9114
      @jacklynisasi9114 5 років тому +4

      How do you type in italics (I’m on mobile)?

    • @aiden8029
      @aiden8029 5 років тому +14

      @@jacklynisasi9114 do a _ on both sides of a letter for an italicized word
      a * on both sides for a bold word
      a - on both sides for a crossed out word

    • @nottom767
      @nottom767 5 років тому +4

      -yes-

    • @cokguzeladam
      @cokguzeladam 5 років тому +4

      @@nottom767 _-no-_ _no_ *no*

    • @lazydino2264
      @lazydino2264 5 років тому +1

      _hi_

  • @PacificEmperor
    @PacificEmperor 5 років тому +414

    The impact of a 4 gram object travelling at 100 million times the speed of light is equivalent to 429,615,286,203,068 megatons of TNT, or 1,797,091 yottajoules of energy.

    • @BuffMyRadius
      @BuffMyRadius 5 років тому +35

      Wouldn't relativity give any mass moving at the speed of light infinite energy?

    • @PacificEmperor
      @PacificEmperor 5 років тому +34

      Stuart Marshall Yes, in real life. No, in Universe Sandbox 2. I used the simple formula of E=m/2*v^2. I don't know the real formula.

    • @braith117
      @braith117 5 років тому +20

      What's scary is how much energy that is and yet how little it is at the same time. Supernovas, as best we can estimate, explode with the force of about 5.2x10^22 megatons.

    • @andromeda8418
      @andromeda8418 5 років тому +7

      Did you notice that Gray said 4 grams but reality put 3 grams? So it's significant less energy than that

    • @PacificEmperor
      @PacificEmperor 5 років тому +16

      EVVK FIN The impact of a 3 gram object travelling at 100 million times the speed of light is equivalent to 322,211,464,652,301 megatons of TNT, or 1,348,132 yottajoules of energy.

  • @Mewiscool69
    @Mewiscool69 2 роки тому +22

    Gray: a grain of sand is about 3 grams
    Gray: puts in 4 grams

  • @Leo-ew2pu
    @Leo-ew2pu 5 років тому +754

    Gray: nothing cool ever happens to the Earth.
    KT Extinction Event: Am I a joke to you?

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 5 років тому +9

      I KILLED THE DINOS!

    • @abserd01
      @abserd01 5 років тому +12

      That's not cool
      Id love to see a dinosaur run for president

    • @Manuel1995BEL
      @Manuel1995BEL 5 років тому +7

      You realize that there have been 5 major extinction events, right?

    • @CIA871
      @CIA871 5 років тому +2

      @@ellie8255 Are you saying the Jews went extinct? Also isn't that implying that Jews are a different species?

    • @ellie8255
      @ellie8255 5 років тому +4

      @@CIA871 yes

  • @calebsquire7110
    @calebsquire7110 4 роки тому +1248

    Gray: nukes Australia,
    Me, an Australian: Puts on a third pair of sunglasses

    • @DBRguardian
      @DBRguardian 4 роки тому +52

      And listens to god save the queen

    • @arpoti3287
      @arpoti3287 4 роки тому +12

      how about advance australia fair

    • @arpoti3287
      @arpoti3287 4 роки тому +9

      Also only three sunglasses? At least ten would suffice

    • @striker0276
      @striker0276 4 роки тому +13

      Nah fam, we r gods, we can withstand anything

    • @sarcasmuser8235
      @sarcasmuser8235 3 роки тому +16

      That's all we need, us Aussies are built different.

  • @marcosmiguel7529
    @marcosmiguel7529 4 роки тому +714

    "nothing cool ever happens"
    2020: *laughs in disasters*

  • @haxelM
    @haxelM 6 місяців тому +3

    Earth: "no no no no no no no no no no, wait wait wait wait"
    Gary: *Launches a 100,000,000x light speed object*
    Earth "WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT"

  • @valantisalatsas7249
    @valantisalatsas7249 4 роки тому +738

    "we have infinite light speed"
    * einstein wants to know your location *

  • @wojciechmuras553
    @wojciechmuras553 5 років тому +394

    *TO SHOW YOU THE POWER OF FLEX TAPE, I NUKED THIS PLANET AT A 100000 TIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT!*

    • @Gblinz
      @Gblinz 5 років тому +31

      *NOW THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE*

    • @korybabinski4159
      @korybabinski4159 5 років тому +20

      *I SAWED THIS PLANET IN HALF*

    • @voxeln00b
      @voxeln00b 5 років тому +1

      100000000 times

    • @KarmaticFluff
      @KarmaticFluff 5 років тому +7

      AND REPAIRED IT WITH ONLY FLEX TAPE

    • @grantthedank8722
      @grantthedank8722 5 років тому +1

      Ice cold flex tape....

  • @RCGJR_
    @RCGJR_ 5 років тому +2315

    “ i think a grain of sand weighs 4 grams “
    You sir, would make alot of money in the drug dealing business.

  • @nightslasher9192
    @nightslasher9192 Рік тому +9

    Gray can turn any game into entertainment

  • @cragcat5158
    @cragcat5158 5 років тому +580

    I’m scared to imagine what a beach would be like if a grain of sand weighed 3g

    • @backwoodsjunkie08
      @backwoodsjunkie08 5 років тому +20

      Lol! Giant pebbles!

    • @cedrick25
      @cedrick25 5 років тому +46

      Everyone that trapped themselves beneath sand:
      *guess i'll die*

    • @Kisarada
      @Kisarada 5 років тому +21

      Buff crabs

    • @TechSupportDave
      @TechSupportDave 5 років тому +2

      @@Kisarada ahahah nice thinking!

    • @deborahgreen7094
      @deborahgreen7094 5 років тому +2

      @@TechSupportDave can i delete your channel

  • @tallguy8719
    @tallguy8719 5 років тому +3554

    God: **Accidentally yeets a grain of sand**
    Earth: **Chuckles** I'm in danger.
    Edit: It was 2:00 AM when I wrote this. I thought of something funny, but not *this* funny

    • @2zcan
      @2zcan 5 років тому +155

      sand: *chuckles* I am speed

    • @blast-798
      @blast-798 5 років тому +7

      Sorry I’m not doing a chain :C

    • @blast-798
      @blast-798 5 років тому +2

      TRINITY- S!LVER so no one does a chain :D

    • @naturlent2336
      @naturlent2336 5 років тому +3

      @@blast-798 wats a chain 🤔

    • @blast-798
      @blast-798 5 років тому +4

      Naturlent clearly someone has not been on UA-cam for more than 1 hour :/

  • @professoryeetus8955
    @professoryeetus8955 5 років тому +765

    Asteroid: *completely obliterates African country*
    Gray: Nah, barely a dent.

  • @mayamarshall5515
    @mayamarshall5515 2 роки тому +3

    2:53 this is literally the softest and quietest ive ever heard his voice before and it SHOOK me- its so like anirifoske

  • @wyntxr
    @wyntxr 4 роки тому +535

    Gray: This one's for you Australia
    Me, Australian: * is interested *
    Gray: *We're heading straight for 10,000 times light speed-*
    Me: HELL NO-

    • @danmoriarty6980
      @danmoriarty6980 4 роки тому +9

      @TheFootyFan 24 You’re a child, stop it

    • @yeet12937
      @yeet12937 4 роки тому +6

      @@danmoriarty6980 you're a human being, stop it

    • @aribear514
      @aribear514 3 роки тому +3

      @@yeet12937 your awesome sauce, stop it

    • @koffieverslaafde627
      @koffieverslaafde627 3 роки тому +2

      @@aribear514 you’re awesome, stop ot

    • @Emma-mi6qe
      @Emma-mi6qe 3 роки тому +2

      @@koffieverslaafde627 You’re a chair, stop it

  • @esther2862
    @esther2862 5 років тому +540

    Asteroid from 66 million years ago : I wiped out the dinosaurs
    Gray : *Hold my grain of sand*

    • @casprl7270
      @casprl7270 5 років тому +4

      @Xaus it hit 65 million years ago not 66000000 million years ago.

    • @casprl7270
      @casprl7270 5 років тому

      @Xaus Woops

    • @ScorpV1
      @ScorpV1 5 років тому

      @@casprl7270 *cough* it's a joke *cough*

    • @casprl7270
      @casprl7270 5 років тому

      @@ScorpV1 No it cetainly is not it was spellt wrong.

  • @turtletom4845
    @turtletom4845 4 роки тому +273

    Gray: “again that is half the Earth vaporized”
    Thanos: “I am very proud”

  • @therandomone9207
    @therandomone9207 2 роки тому +8

    4:29 teacher: What's 2+2
    Gray: light speed

  • @albert6157
    @albert6157 4 роки тому +315

    Cosmic speed limit: *exists*
    GrayStillPlays: "Hold my sand"

    • @glyph68
      @glyph68 4 роки тому +3

      Cosmic speed limit: "I might have Tachyons..."
      Exploding brain quadrant: "Everything in the Universe existed in a very hot particle."
      Other exploding brain quadrant: "UNI? verse?"
      Other exploding brain quadrant: "Speed.... lolz... 'traveling'... Really?"

  • @alec3049
    @alec3049 3 роки тому +182

    Gray: "nothing cool ever happens to earth"
    Earth: *is literally the only planet that we know of in the entire universe to ever support life*

    • @hicjdnfjdj8077
      @hicjdnfjdj8077 2 роки тому +2

      Potentially habitable planets: *Am I a joke to you?*

    • @blackfoxstudios4101
      @blackfoxstudios4101 Рік тому +3

      Mars that has a frozen river and now has potatoes growing on it: Dont pay attention to me, I'm not even here

    • @markanthonypittaway1539
      @markanthonypittaway1539 Рік тому +1

      Super Earth's be like: 👁️👄👁️

    • @itllmakesense7662
      @itllmakesense7662 Рік тому +1

      I Was Just Reading It
      AND GRAY SAID IT AT THE SAME TIME

    • @leiasolo9315
      @leiasolo9315 11 місяців тому +1

      The universe is infinite. We're a one in a million chance. But there are infinite millions in the universe. There is no way we're alone.

  • @Beniudas
    @Beniudas 5 років тому +1180

    Drug dealer: *gives a grain of cocaine*
    Me: "that's not a gram."
    Dealer: "yeah bruv that's more like 3-4 grams"

    • @thatwhiteguy5847
      @thatwhiteguy5847 5 років тому +4

      Gvidas Beniuševičius huh

    • @Beniudas
      @Beniudas 5 років тому +4

      @david waddell just a joke

    • @chucksneed371
      @chucksneed371 5 років тому +2

      *blowcaine

    • @seancallahan603
      @seancallahan603 5 років тому +4

      That’s a great dealer imo

    • @Innes1
      @Innes1 5 років тому +4

      Where is the joke? I don't get it

  • @KawaiiKiwi3
    @KawaiiKiwi3 Рік тому +2

    I love how gsp is the only one who can say yeetus without me cringing on the floor

  • @papajohn3879
    @papajohn3879 5 років тому +460

    Gray: “It probably won’t hit us because nothing cool happens on earth.”
    God: “You wanna bet?”

    • @bawpwarthegreen6065
      @bawpwarthegreen6065 5 років тому +10

      Dang it, Gray! You jinxed us!

    • @chrisbaker2903
      @chrisbaker2903 5 років тому +6

      It's going to happen whether or not you believe in God because he believes in you and His plans are made already.
      2 Peter 3:10-13 But the day of the Lord will come like a thief, and then the heavens will pass away with a roar, and the heavenly bodies will be burned up and dissolved, and the earth and the works that are done on it will be exposed. Since all these things are thus to be dissolved, what sort of people ought you to be in lives of holiness and godliness, waiting for and hastening the coming of the day of God, because of which the heavens will be set on fire and dissolved, and the heavenly bodies will melt as they burn! But according to his promise we are waiting for new heavens and a new earth in which righteousness dwells.

    • @Welsh7133
      @Welsh7133 5 років тому +7

      Too bad god doesn’t exist

    • @deluxdeceived841
      @deluxdeceived841 5 років тому

      Our God Mohammed, won't let that happen. 😄 have a nice day!

    • @kryptix3503
      @kryptix3503 5 років тому +4

      I’m low key scared

  • @fendoroid3788
    @fendoroid3788 5 років тому +737

    100,000,000x speed of light.
    _Wait, that's illegal_

  • @bane0fsanity706
    @bane0fsanity706 5 років тому +345

    4:34
    *Humans:* How you doin' there, Earth?
    *Earth:* _I don't feel so good..._
    *Humans, pouring trash into the ocean:* Fantastic, we're finally getting somewhere.

    • @YusafAnimations
      @YusafAnimations 5 років тому

      Legit

    • @Morris.Andrew
      @Morris.Andrew 5 років тому +3

      @William Wykoff I don't understand your response to the comment, but I hope your not saying nature itself is killing earth. When we as people are honestly killing it as it is. Lol

    • @BHanif1996
      @BHanif1996 5 років тому +3

      @@Morris.Andrew we aren't killing the earth. More like just killing nature. Itll be fine without us

    • @drip9210
      @drip9210 5 років тому

      @@Morris.Andrew 👍

    • @Morris.Andrew
      @Morris.Andrew 5 років тому +1

      @Ryder Steel you're taking it literally. We're not really a part of nature, we can choose to destroy the cycle of life or keep it in place. In a way were like god to nature. So if your asking a serious question, no I don't think were a part of it.

  • @NuclearWarhead1438
    @NuclearWarhead1438 Рік тому +2

    This is the first video I have ever seen on this channel, then that morphed into an obsession of GrayStillPlays, now its all I talk about in school

  • @wnye8971
    @wnye8971 4 роки тому +610

    _"nothing cool ever happens to earth"_
    2020: *Are you really in charge here?*

    • @velociraptor2827
      @velociraptor2827 4 роки тому +5

      Well it aint cool tho

    • @valu_2726
      @valu_2726 4 роки тому +6

      SPOILED IT! used the wrong meme

    • @mrskinnyjeans6246
      @mrskinnyjeans6246 4 роки тому

      @@valu_2726 well at least he tried >:( and it was still pretty funny

    • @alisatraunmuller9643
      @alisatraunmuller9643 4 роки тому

      Imagine what 2020 would have looked like if he hadn't said those words...

    • @suiginmigasuto3356
      @suiginmigasuto3356 4 роки тому

      He said “cool” 2020... “COOOOL”.

  • @neiontab
    @neiontab 5 років тому +1196

    Flat earth , round earth. Yeah how about sad earth. Noone ever care for the earths feelings

    • @Dunnbar
      @Dunnbar 5 років тому +3

      Neion I think if I like this I’ll be forgiven

    • @mahir7316
      @mahir7316 5 років тому +1

      Neion right now the earth feels super sad the Amazon is burning so is even more places there is too many hurricanes and yeah

    • @thefirefades
      @thefirefades 5 років тому +2

      @@mahir7316 you didn't even get the joke lmao, but i agree that the earth is in a bad position rn and we gotta fix it.

    • @Cuteboo_
      @Cuteboo_ 5 років тому

      Neion omg yes😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ye721
      @ye721 5 років тому +2

      Stop fat shaming the earth

  • @defaulty-minecraftstuff5169
    @defaulty-minecraftstuff5169 5 років тому +139

    *universe sandbox*
    *throwing all of the sandbox sand at earth, one grain at a time.*

    • @potatoofmemes
      @potatoofmemes 5 років тому +1

      Without a care in the universe

    • @JoshyRB
      @JoshyRB 5 років тому +2

      Oh dear god! XD

  • @lasellshazel7798
    @lasellshazel7798 Місяць тому +2

    0:16 pulling 12-inch knives out of the skulls of alligators💀💀💀

  • @fried_pi
    @fried_pi 5 років тому +351

    I would hope a grain of sand isn't 4 grams. That's one large grain.

    • @millwills725
      @millwills725 5 років тому +8

      A grain of sand is a milligram

    • @velvetgoogle
      @velvetgoogle 5 років тому +10

      thanks Mill Wills, very cool

    • @scottmantooth8785
      @scottmantooth8785 5 років тому +2

      in space...everything is up-sized in order to maintain galactic cred

    • @emailname8624
      @emailname8624 5 років тому

      Due to general relativity the higher speed of an entity increases its mass

    • @MaxMustermann-pb3ny
      @MaxMustermann-pb3ny 5 років тому

      @@emailname8624 But that theory doesn't work if it's above light speed

  • @heatherallen6937
    @heatherallen6937 4 роки тому +423

    USA: We are the most powerful when it comes to explosions.
    Grain of Sadness:

  • @supernaut7197
    @supernaut7197 5 років тому +995

    11:34 hasn’t aged too well :/

  • @EchosTackyTiki
    @EchosTackyTiki 3 роки тому +3

    "Canada is usually cold, and Florida Man is usually pulling 12" knives out of the skulls of alligators."
    Most ringing endorsement of Canada and Florida I've ever heard.
    Edit: 2:46 what the? TK-421, what the hell was that?

  • @RPandorus
    @RPandorus 5 років тому +440

    Grain of sand: I'm a microbullet, feel my wrath
    Earth: *eh*
    Grain of sand ~*hits at 100,000,000 times the speed of light*~
    Earth: *ouch, now that's a lot of damage*

    • @ok-ye3wr
      @ok-ye3wr 5 років тому +2

      Very cool

    • @xgas.hurried9894
      @xgas.hurried9894 5 років тому

      Lol

    • @nantzcorp
      @nantzcorp 5 років тому +3

      This comment was SO fUnnT

    • @tatumfowler3603
      @tatumfowler3603 5 років тому

      *guy who works for flex tape, about to become a millionaire* bring it on.

    • @nantzcorp
      @nantzcorp 5 років тому

      Sir Savage The 21st right

  • @justeli7519
    @justeli7519 5 років тому +431

    “It probably won’t hit us because nothing cool ever happens to earth”
    Don’t you f*cking jinx us gray😤😂

    • @jordijordinium
      @jordijordinium 5 років тому +15

      Exactly. That’s why I was like. Okay, yep. Gotta hurry up on my bucket list.

    • @AnonyMous-hz5vr
      @AnonyMous-hz5vr 5 років тому +1

      XD

    • @gay.mer9328
      @gay.mer9328 5 років тому

      Let’s make that 12% of a CME a reality so all electronics on earth die so a total electronic shutdown scenario happens!

    • @undeterminedvariable3216
      @undeterminedvariable3216 5 років тому

      Trololollolloll : knowyourmeme.com/memes/monkas

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 5 років тому +484

    "Because nothing cool ever happens to the earth"
    Come on, gray. You're here.

    • @SoraDonaldGoofy99
      @SoraDonaldGoofy99 5 років тому +5

      He meant other than him.

    • @thighjuice_sniffer
      @thighjuice_sniffer 5 років тому +1

      SoraDonaldGoofy99
      I have literally nothing to say to reply to that, Gray truly is jesus

    • @chadmd71
      @chadmd71 5 років тому +2

      You might have got that wrong. If the asteroid is 340 meters thats only 0.211 miles. Now depending on how fast and the angle it comes in at. Not to mention if it more rocky than metal. It still will not take out the planet. It would be a city killer. But also the earth is mostly made of water. Which if it landed there you wouldn get much effect at all. The one that wiped out the dinosaurs was 6 to 7 miles which equals about 11,265 meters. A big difference.

    • @s3rpentshead823
      @s3rpentshead823 5 років тому +1

      its a pun

    • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
      @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 5 років тому +1

      @NightShade The Hybrid Yeah, and the auroras.
      And. You know. Universe Sandbox 2

  • @Lotus_TheMudWing
    @Lotus_TheMudWing Рік тому +1

    2:49 The silence here is just pure gold!

  • @thecasul1524
    @thecasul1524 5 років тому +1583

    I don't like sand. It's coarse, rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

    • @haziqazlan4031
      @haziqazlan4031 5 років тому +26

      The Casul Star Wars reference?

    • @thecasul1524
      @thecasul1524 5 років тому +15

      @@haziqazlan4031 Yes. Nobody but Anakin would say those words

    • @justinkirk9115
      @justinkirk9115 5 років тому +3

      *i loaf your profile picture, fellow meme. let us rejoyce by sharing memes, brudda.*

    • @manuell3505
      @manuell3505 5 років тому +1

      You are from Tatooine or Dune?

    • @Vhetration69
      @Vhetration69 5 років тому +8

      Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

  • @katlynlazuli8954
    @katlynlazuli8954 4 роки тому +488

    “And Florida man is pulling 12 inch knives from the skulls of alligators”

    • @crucified656
      @crucified656 4 роки тому +8

      I just got to that part

    • @morefoodplz1409
      @morefoodplz1409 4 роки тому +14

      “The World Is Happy Because Canada Is Cold And Florida Man Is Pulling 12 Inch Knives From The Skulls Of Alligators

    • @Axo6z
      @Axo6z 4 роки тому +2

      8:32

    • @dangeroustoys5668
      @dangeroustoys5668 3 роки тому

      Normal day. Vistors are all like wow at gaters , like big deal i see them on a daily basis

    • @c.d.rstudios4691
      @c.d.rstudios4691 3 роки тому

      He said that whilst I read tgis

  • @Star-Commander-Vong
    @Star-Commander-Vong 5 років тому +168

    "End of Florida Man"
    Bold of you to assume he can be killed.

    • @Cat_Sandwiches
      @Cat_Sandwiches 5 років тому

      Star Commander Vong Florida man isn’t human

    • @mjwlol
      @mjwlol 5 років тому

      Mark r/whoosh

    • @terri4994
      @terri4994 5 років тому +1

      @@mjwlol what do you mean woosh

    • @momoreview5555
      @momoreview5555 5 років тому

      @@mjwlol r/ wooosh

  • @tiredpotato12
    @tiredpotato12 10 місяців тому +1

    "The earth is happy because Canada is usually cold, and Florida man is pulling 12 inch knives out of the skulls of alligators." peaceful and calm in the beginning and then immediately escalating into absolute chaos. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheMapBot
    @TheMapBot 4 роки тому +440

    “ye so theres an asteroid.”
    “it probably wont hit us coz nothing cool ever happens to the earth”

    • @miclonolds6394
      @miclonolds6394 4 роки тому +3

      Remember, we still have three months left.

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 4 роки тому +1

      They said one will hit the day before Election Day

    • @cynnabar
      @cynnabar 4 роки тому +4

      @@fuzzyotterpaws4395 Yeah but the chance of it hitting us is 0.41 percent, so it's pretty low. Even if it did enter the atmosphere, it'd just burn up.

    • @whitehole9726
      @whitehole9726 4 роки тому +2

      Azure_Karma your right but it would turn into a meteor

    • @baraness24
      @baraness24 4 роки тому +1

      at this point I welcome extinction.

  • @calebgood4966
    @calebgood4966 5 років тому +285

    Earth: Mr Gray I don't feel so good
    Gray: Good Good let's go back to it

    • @lukepiexd7542
      @lukepiexd7542 5 років тому

      Florida Man 👨🏼 hi

    • @lukepiexd7542
      @lukepiexd7542 5 років тому

      Are u da real Florida man

    • @christinaoday9227
      @christinaoday9227 5 років тому +1

      actually more like this Earth:gray i idon't feel so good
      Gray: ..... well then you souldn't have pissed off that grain of sand eh?
      Earth: ahhhhhh
      Gray: hahahahahaha yo earth earth earth hello where did you go
      Earth: xx
      O

    • @jumpinnemo5044
      @jumpinnemo5044 5 років тому

      You be surfing on those tsunamis

    • @jacobhenskens1807
      @jacobhenskens1807 5 років тому

      Dont let us down at area 51

  • @cuz1mchr1s-woodworkersden45
    @cuz1mchr1s-woodworkersden45 5 років тому +398

    "And then God took the Earth, yelled the loudest Yeeeeet possible to be yelled, and threw it into the next galaxy

    • @mrletox5155
      @mrletox5155 5 років тому +18

      It changed to another dimension and destroyed the other earth
      God: oh sheet

    • @The_Mimewar
      @The_Mimewar 5 років тому +4

      Unless it’s in the Christian Bible. That god is a big fan of “mulligans”.

    • @pr0gengoo96
      @pr0gengoo96 5 років тому +5

      Genesis 3:31

    • @matheusibanez
      @matheusibanez 5 років тому

      Another God joke, how funny and original!

    • @pearbuns101
      @pearbuns101 5 років тому +3

      Matheus shut up pussy

  • @Satyr_13
    @Satyr_13 3 роки тому +7

    11:28 yeah man that’s just the air conditioner temperature dawg we good

  • @Cdonarumajr
    @Cdonarumajr 5 років тому +461

    “The cotton ball of souls leaving earth” Doesn’t get funnier than this. We must all love dark humor here

  • @lordcowcow9157
    @lordcowcow9157 5 років тому +373

    Me in Australia
    ( Asteroid hits my house at 1000000 times light speed )
    Me: It's quite cold today.......

    • @Notsvltvui
      @Notsvltvui 5 років тому +2

      Kory DG you could say it’s a bit, chilly. 🤣

    • @builtnotbought7787
      @builtnotbought7787 5 років тому

      Australia doesn't exist

    • @MrCoolguy425
      @MrCoolguy425 5 років тому +1

      el 2can no it does, you just have to flip your boat upside down like in the pirates of the Caribbean, and you will be on the other side of the flat earth.

    • @lordcowcow9157
      @lordcowcow9157 5 років тому

      @@builtnotbought7787 da heel it does..

    • @slade_saibot342
      @slade_saibot342 5 років тому

      el 2can don’t be that guy

  • @a007rules1
    @a007rules1 5 років тому +395

    Nothing gets rid of us Floridians. You can try your best but you will never win.

    • @flatearthersmakemelaugh1361
      @flatearthersmakemelaugh1361 5 років тому +6

      Sharks...... 😂

    • @zaksszn
      @zaksszn 5 років тому +1

      stona 82 😂😂😂😂

    • @a007rules1
      @a007rules1 5 років тому +6

      stona 82 a true Floridian must pass a test to get our Florida Man license. In that test, we have to talk to every fish and befriend it. I know 47 different sharks.

    • @flatearthersmakemelaugh1361
      @flatearthersmakemelaugh1361 5 років тому +1

      @@a007rules1 is that it? I know thousands, all hench mo fo's.......
      Killer whales are the shark police too did you know that?

    • @a007rules1
      @a007rules1 5 років тому

      stona 82 it really just depends on where you live. Every county has different requirements.

  • @somerandomgamerthatgames
    @somerandomgamerthatgames 3 роки тому +6

    2:07 perfection

  • @poomypoomles5803
    @poomypoomles5803 5 років тому +191

    when your taking a peaceful walk and a grain of sand crushes you

  • @tomhoq2003
    @tomhoq2003 5 років тому +317

    Today we learned the easiest way to destroy a planet:
    Its not with a deathstar
    but with a grain of sand

    • @tobotw2988
      @tobotw2988 5 років тому +11

      Planet Earth dont like sand

    • @hunormagyar1843
      @hunormagyar1843 5 років тому +2

      ...which weighs 3 grams 😂

    • @resignedwaste1298
      @resignedwaste1298 5 років тому +5

      One grain of sand YEETed Earth out of its orbit and covered half of the surface in lava

    • @dolphin5177
      @dolphin5177 5 років тому +1

      tomhoq I think getting something to go 1,000,000 times the speed of light will be really hard

    • @freefallfpv5550
      @freefallfpv5550 5 років тому +1

      Actually, this would be the hardest way, unless you know how to get a grain of sand to do 100,000,000x light speed.

  • @commandercruel8231
    @commandercruel8231 5 років тому +146

    "The earth has a couple scars but otherwise, it's useless."
    -gray

  • @f.e.areproduce5298
    @f.e.areproduce5298 2 роки тому +2

    Imagine if Perfect Cell was sent into universe made by both Devil Artemis and GrayStillPlays, he would rather genderbend himself and have Master Roshi go to town on him.

  • @Epictheargonian
    @Epictheargonian 5 років тому +687

    Lets all just be grateful gray isn’t god
    Edit: wow thanks I guess although it’s just a sentence

  • @minterstellarr
    @minterstellarr 5 років тому +123

    No one:
    Gray: *sees earth and has god powers*
    God: .....where’s the earth?
    Gray: Gone.... reduced to atoms..

  • @zachbeecroft2910
    @zachbeecroft2910 5 років тому +137

    13:05 it looks like someone tried to microwave a ball of tinfoil 😂

    • @disruptor6550
      @disruptor6550 5 років тому +2

      Imo it looks like a chicken nugget heated up to like a million degrees lmao

    • @wildcathillsrange1628
      @wildcathillsrange1628 5 років тому

      @@disruptor6550 true

  • @Slipknotyk06
    @Slipknotyk06 2 роки тому +1

    Quick physics lesson: inertia moment
    The equation for calculating inertia is I=MV², with M being mass and V being velocity. This means that a tenfold increase to velocity is the same as a 100-fold increase to mass. 1/10 of the mass at 10x velocity yields an inertia 10x higher.