Didn't Quinton once mention that when he was younger that he was really fast, but due to his asthma he could only run for short periods of time? The character of asthmatic flash just became a whole lot sadder if what I'm thinking is right...
Multiplication Man is incredibly overpowered, like superman level op. Every time he duplicates he creates a new body with a mass of let's say 80 kg. This lets him not only defy Newtons 3. law but also enables him to create unlimited energy (despite thermodynamics). To be precise he creates over 7 Exajoules every time he duplicates. What's an Exajoule you ask? An Exajoule is one Quintillion Joules or the power of 239 thousand tonnes of TNT. He can create 7 of those at will. Anytime he wants. Anywhere he wants. With the right technology, he could literally end the universe. Why am I still writing this anyways? The video is nearly one year old and has already 570 comments and no one is gonna read this. My life is a lie, our reality is a simulation and the nation with the worlds most powerful military is being ruled by an orange, bad shit crazy bafoon with a fable for gold. Nothing really matters. I might as well end this waste of time already. tl;dr Multiplication Man op, volvo pls nerf
Anyone else think that rumpelstiltskin was the good guy in the story? Like he saved the girls life, and she agreed to the deal for the first born. And when she said his name, he kept his promise. The real bad guy was the king, who held the girl hostage, forced her into labour, and then forced her to marrying him. xD
I wouldn't call him a "good" guy since he was really just taking advantage of a victim for his own twisted ends, but I agree the worst guy was the King.
I would highly recommend Jane Yolen’s short story “Granny Rumple” for a different take on the story. “Look at the story you know. Who is the moral center of it? Is it the miller who lies and his daughter who is complicitous in the lie? Is it the king who wants her for commercial purposes only? Or is it the dark, ugly little man with the unpronounceable name who promises to change flax into gold-and does exactly what he promises?”
Singular Squad. It's the story of a man who is alone, so he recruits a bunch of misfits to be his friends but none of them love him so he kills himself.
I'm surprised that you aren't talking about the comic book "Fables". Because that's what this is ripping off, much more than Suicide Squad. But knowing that wouldn't have made you like this movie any more, so who cares.
Duplication Man's power doesn't actually sound half bad. If he's in a life-threatening situation, he can duplicate himself away from danger as the previous version of him dies off. That is, assuming that his mind jumps from dupe to dupe.
Hey wait, if Multiplication Guy dies after his various different versions of himself come rocketing out of his writing crimson body like a fucking ballistic missile, what really does happen when he makes millions of himself? Do they all die a few seconds after they spawn, like the original does when he makes another one of himself? Or do they start an imaginary queue where, after the original is done making copies, they die a few seconds apart from one another? Or is it more like he's just flinging around a shitload of corpses until he finally spawns the last one and that last one is the only truly sentient one?
The versions of the Rumpelstiltskin stories are weird. In the version I was told as a kid, Rumpelstiltskin stomps so hard that the floor breaks and he falls down a hole into the underworld and burns to death. Clearly very kid friendly.
Purple guy. Duplication man. God. Perfect Jewish Sphere. Asthmatic Flash. Guy with a ridiculous suit. Scarce. I swear to GOD if they dont combine to make a giant mech IM GONNA BLOW MY FUCKIN' BRAINS OUT!
So basically somebody read "Fables: Legends in Exile" and thought "How can I steal this idea without it being too obvious, or doing any work, or having any talent?"
Re-watching this review I'm EVEN MORE certain that this is just a cheap copy of "Fables: Legends in Exile". I'm serious, here's a summary from TheyWikipedia: The series features various characters from fairy tales and folklore - referring to themselves as "Fables" - who formed a clandestine community centuries ago within New York City known as Fabletown, after their Homelands have been conquered by a mysterious and deadly enemy known as "The Adversary". It is set in modern-day and follows several of Fabletown's legal representatives, such as sheriff Bigby Wolf, deputy mayor Snow White, her sister Rose Red, Prince Charming, and Boy Blue, as they deal with troublesome Fables and try to solve conflicts in both Fabletown and "the Farm", a hidden town in upstate New York for Fables unable to blend in with human society.[1] The series also deals with such other matters as the main characters' personal lives, their attempts to hide the Fables' true nature from regular humans (or "Mundies"), and, later, the return of the Adversary. They just switched the characters and made a bad story to hide their rip off.
Actually, that multiplier man power would be very helpful. He could donate the leftover bodies to science and medicine, making himself an infinite organ donor, saving thousands of lives, and helping to teach young medical students around the world who will go on to save thousands more lives! Not to mention more immediate practical uses like decoys (far more convincing than pillows under a blanket), barricades (in the vein of sandbags), faking your own death (obvious), short range teleportation (great for getting out of confined spaces), or if you just need an extra hand for the few moments the original stays alive. Plus, if he gets trapped on a desert island or stranded at sea, it won't be a pretty option, but he won't have to starve to death. There are a shocking number of uses for a dead body, especially an undamaged one. You know, Quinton, you may have just created a surprisingly good superhero.
Hes basically immortal if you think about it, if he gets shot by a criminal or killed, he can just multiply himself, if hes trapped he can easily escape, this is a pretty good hero
They don’t want to deal with both the Actors Guild and the Little People of America Actors Guild. That’s a lot of effort for a film only people who fish this out of a Walmart bin will watch.
Someone played Wolf Among Us and watched Sewer Slide Squadron and decided slamming the two together would be a good idea, just so long as they take out anything interesting, fun, or intelligent about either products.
Vociferous Enmity I think "mentally ill people gets forced by the local police into fighting gods even though they have literally no powers even close to the gods."
I can't get over everyone's shitty and unimaginative wardrobes. I've seen middle school plays make better costumes then this movie. Hell, I've made better looking cosplays using shit I got from Goodwills bargain bin!
I think this movie could have been FUCKING awesome. I think if each character were actual fairy tale characters, and had abilities that made sense, this would at least be watchable. It would have been so much better if The pied piper could bassically have rumplestiltskinz 's power but by using music. Or if rumplestiltskinz was able to make gold weapons out of thin air, because that makes since because of his story (I know I'm stretching it a bit, but it still makes SOME sense). Or, like you said, if the 2 main leads were Hansel and Gretel, then they could be hunters for more witches or whatever like in the movie in which they were witch hunters. Bassically, This movie could have not sucked if it didn't suck.
This seems to be a huge ripoff of the comic series Fables. That has blue beard too only hes a wealthy playboy with a habbit of murdering people especially women.
The werewolf looks more like an orc tbh, which might actually make a little more sense with the story. They could have made him a troll, a goblin, or an ogre - literally anything else and it would have been fine.
I accidentally found this movie a year back and I couldn't get past the first boing sound affect. If you haven't seen the movie, the first boing sound happens like, five seconds in.
LEGOMAN 2 but if the new ones an exact copy, won’t he start up with all the same injuries and severity of said injuries? Regardless, good observation though lol
Actually, I remember Rumpelstiltskin's ending quite well. Mainly because I have the original stories and he literally tears himself in two in that. German children's stories, eh?
Fun fact: the way that being death inexplicably transfers from person to person is actually inspired by the Giant Rat Who Makes All of the Rules from Rat Movie: The Mystery of the Mayan Treasure
I remember reading the original french version of Bluebeard in Grade 10 French class (French Immersion in Southern Ontario, Canada). When we got to the part where it was revealed that she couldn't wipe blood off the key because the key was magic, my friends and I lost our sh*t. It became the default explanation for anything inexplicable that occurred around us; everything happened (because the key was magic). So, here's to Bluebeard for spawning a meme for a small group of nerdy Grade 10s. Props m'dude.
ngl "This is God, He is surprisingly quiet." is one of those really raw sentences from really silly sources, up there with "i wll face god and walk backwards into hell" by dril
The Multiplication Man 5 million bit will never not make me laugh. And the fact you can still hear him suffering after you return back to the review is the best part.
Only thing I gotta say about the movie is that the Piper should have had the power of manipulation. And some versions of the story had the Piper take the children to be raised in a "better" place, away from the corrupted kingdom... But I still see it as them drowning.
The pied piper is a great guy if you just pay him. Just keep your bargains be an honest and honorable person. He needed that payment for feeding himself.
But didn't Alice wake up in the end like it wasn't anything at all and she was just hallucinating? Shouldn't she be a crazy girl who hallucinates or something in this film? Edit: to be honest she's kinda crazy but not really in the way I meant.
I would legitimately watch Supervise Squad. Also I love that after Multiplication Man multiplies to 5 million his screaming continues in the background through the review.
Holy crap this was really funny. You know it’s an awesome review when you can take a movie that’s apparently 80% talking and make a not only enjoyable viewing experience out of watching it in summary- but an engaging one at that. Love your shit man.
i just wanted to say, that i just discovered you today, and youre actualy very funny! i wasnt expecting your humor to be so spot on. you might never see this, but you gained a subscriber!
Didn't Quinton once mention that when he was younger that he was really fast, but due to his asthma he could only run for short periods of time? The character of asthmatic flash just became a whole lot sadder if what I'm thinking is right...
That was me as well.
That's actually pretty common. Asthma doesn't stop a child from having the zoomies like any self-respecting mammal. Just makes it harder to do.
"he stomp so hard that his kidney fails?" Damn I hate it when that happens...
#Relatable
“Perfect sphere man”
... is an oblong
Shhhhhh....you know too much
That's his secret identity.
That's why he's depressed. Can't even be a.good sphere
And that is the hell of his existence xD
He's also a polyhedron
Multiplication Man is incredibly overpowered, like superman level op. Every time he duplicates he creates a new body with a mass of let's say 80 kg. This lets him not only defy Newtons 3. law but also enables him to create unlimited energy (despite thermodynamics). To be precise he creates over 7 Exajoules every time he duplicates. What's an Exajoule you ask? An Exajoule is one Quintillion Joules or the power of 239 thousand tonnes of TNT.
He can create 7 of those at will. Anytime he wants. Anywhere he wants.
With the right technology, he could literally end the universe.
Why am I still writing this anyways? The video is nearly one year old and has already 570 comments and no one is gonna read this. My life is a lie, our reality is a simulation and the nation with the worlds most powerful military is being ruled by an orange, bad shit crazy bafoon with a fable for gold. Nothing really matters.
I might as well end this waste of time already.
tl;dr Multiplication Man op, volvo pls nerf
Absolute perfection. Favourite comment of all time
Thanks
Newgreen maybe hes just taking energy from another dimension.
Newgreen sir you have convinced me to expand this in some way.
Newgreen Nice tangent.
The Asthmatic Flash is the best superhero.
Perfect Sphere Man is my favourite super guy thing
Naw, man, Scarce is the best hero.
What are you guys talking about? Multiplication man is the best
The fuck? One of them is purple! God, no one knows good powers now a days...
subpar hero
That opening sketch was hilarious
Sam R IKR
Sam R ikr bruh
don't lie
I want a real movie based on them
Supervise Squad is way fucking better than Suicide Squad could ever be.
Too bad we didn't get to see the full movie.
I would actually pay money for, like, a half-hour long version.
Pretentiousness Platoon
I wanted Apartheid Squad.
Add Will Smith to it and you'll have my support full frontal.
"today's definitely gonna be a double upload today guys" *only uploads one video* - scarce.
guess that's why his name is scarce.
It's very rare to come across genuinely comical creator who cares about the content they produce. I love this man
Straxuss gay
Quenton Millstid no u
I like the Rumple Stiltskin who grabs one of his legs and tears himself in half in frustration.
I'm a big fan of stomping-so-hard-the-ground-collapses-and-he-falls-into-the-centre-of-the-earth Rumple Stiltskin.
My favorite has to be the throwing-such-a-huge-tantrum-that-he-just explodes Rumplestiltzkin
I like the rumple stiltskin that fell over into the weaver and D I E D
I need all of the Supervise Squad scenes as its own vid.
Anyone else think that rumpelstiltskin was the good guy in the story? Like he saved the girls life, and she agreed to the deal for the first born. And when she said his name, he kept his promise. The real bad guy was the king, who held the girl hostage, forced her into labour, and then forced her to marrying him. xD
I wouldn't call him a "good" guy since he was really just taking advantage of a victim for his own twisted ends, but I agree the worst guy was the King.
@@xman5393 Guess he was the first anti-hero
You be a poor stupid peasant and get a chance to marry one of the most powerful and richest person in the land and say no.
He’s more or less the catalyst if the story. Only being there to help the protagonist continue on with the story
I would highly recommend Jane Yolen’s short story “Granny Rumple” for a different take on the story.
“Look at the story you know. Who is the moral center of it? Is it the miller who lies and his daughter who is complicitous in the lie? Is it the king who wants her for commercial purposes only? Or is it the dark, ugly little man with the unpronounceable name who promises to change flax into gold-and does exactly what he promises?”
If this was supposed to be based off of fairy tales, shouldn't it be called the Grimm Gang? As in, the Grimm bothers.
No see that would be clever
(And would also kill me)
Idk ask the film makers
Singular Squad. It's the story of a man who is alone, so he recruits a bunch of misfits to be his friends but none of them love him so he kills himself.
"Suicide Man Because No Squad is less catchy, you're right."
I'm surprised that you aren't talking about the comic book "Fables". Because that's what this is ripping off, much more than Suicide Squad. But knowing that wouldn't have made you like this movie any more, so who cares.
Nerd City Fables is a great series
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Hurry up with your 3rd try hard video you hack fraud!
Jk bby u cant rush quality
I love Fables
Nerd City Fables has Alice in wonderland too though so Quinton would probably hate it
This is the best episode of Quinton Reviews because of how long you can hear multiplication man screaming. It speaks to my innermost depression.
Bailey Hollywood oh my god! I thought I was the only one who noticed that!
Duplication Man's power doesn't actually sound half bad. If he's in a life-threatening situation, he can duplicate himself away from danger as the previous version of him dies off.
That is, assuming that his mind jumps from dupe to dupe.
Satan Maizono and he can use his old body as a shield or if he multiplies by 5 million again, he can use it like a machine gun.
Literally a thousand punches almost instantly, create what is essentially a ladder of corpses by multiplying upwards, burn the corpses for fuel, etc.
um actually it's multiplication man
Hey wait, if Multiplication Guy dies after his various different versions of himself come rocketing out of his writing crimson body like a fucking ballistic missile, what really does happen when he makes millions of himself? Do they all die a few seconds after they spawn, like the original does when he makes another one of himself? Or do they start an imaginary queue where, after the original is done making copies, they die a few seconds apart from one another? Or is it more like he's just flinging around a shitload of corpses until he finally spawns the last one and that last one is the only truly sentient one?
Mister Sleeves how much sleep have you been getting?
I still haven't slept. I need answers.
Mister Sleeves i like the second one better
Mister Sleeves Im sure we'll find out when the Ultimate directors extended cut is released
I'd like to imagine that while all the copies are alive at the same time, the sacrifice is, like ten minutes of just pure agony for the original.
The versions of the Rumpelstiltskin stories are weird.
In the version I was told as a kid, Rumpelstiltskin stomps so hard that the floor breaks and he falls down a hole into the underworld and burns to death.
Clearly very kid friendly.
What
In one version i believe he ripz himself in half with nothing but hiz handz...
Purple guy.
Duplication man.
God.
Perfect Jewish Sphere.
Asthmatic Flash.
Guy with a ridiculous suit.
Scarce.
I swear to GOD if they dont combine to make a giant mech IM GONNA BLOW MY FUCKIN' BRAINS OUT!
scarce
Official Goose Studios, Scarce is my favorite super hero
Official Goose Studios Still a better team than Suicide Squad.
Limegreenhulk 52 is that a spinoff of the twilight meme
Official Goose Studios I
So basically somebody read "Fables: Legends in Exile" and thought "How can I steal this idea without it being too obvious, or doing any work, or having any talent?"
Re-watching this review I'm EVEN MORE certain that this is just a cheap copy of "Fables: Legends in Exile". I'm serious, here's a summary from TheyWikipedia:
The series features various characters from fairy tales and folklore - referring to themselves as "Fables" - who formed a clandestine community centuries ago within New York City known as Fabletown, after their Homelands have been conquered by a mysterious and deadly enemy known as "The Adversary". It is set in modern-day and follows several of Fabletown's legal representatives, such as sheriff Bigby Wolf, deputy mayor Snow White, her sister Rose Red, Prince Charming, and Boy Blue, as they deal with troublesome Fables and try to solve conflicts in both Fabletown and "the Farm", a hidden town in upstate New York for Fables unable to blend in with human society.[1] The series also deals with such other matters as the main characters' personal lives, their attempts to hide the Fables' true nature from regular humans (or "Mundies"), and, later, the return of the Adversary.
They just switched the characters and made a bad story to hide their rip off.
Actually.... Fables copied Shrek!! ;) Shrek was released in 2001 and Fables was published in 2002 so who is copying who now?
Replace Rumplestiltskin with Robbie Rotten.
Little would change, but the movie would be a thousand times more entertaining.
RIP
Rumplestiltskin also got a little rapey at the end of the movie bc they forgot to write him as an actual villain
And make more sense with the cartoon sound effects.
My superpower is shrinking at a rate of a few atoms per day.
I think i have the same power
SNIFFS TO SET UP TENSION
WOOOAAAAH THATS CRAZY
my super power is super stupidity
@@mithmoonwalker That's pretty poggers.
Fables meets Suicide Squad meets... The Room?
DitzyDaffy
The Fabled Suicide Room
i choked on my food when you said "So that's it huh, we some kind of Sinister Squad"
what are we? some kinda sinister squad?
Roooooooooll credits
*bows*
*applauds*
Excellent review.
Sydney Kamer what a masterful speech
nate brea
Ceciltainment q
I didn't subscribe to you
Actually, that multiplier man power would be very helpful. He could donate the leftover bodies to science and medicine, making himself an infinite organ donor, saving thousands of lives, and helping to teach young medical students around the world who will go on to save thousands more lives! Not to mention more immediate practical uses like decoys (far more convincing than pillows under a blanket), barricades (in the vein of sandbags), faking your own death (obvious), short range teleportation (great for getting out of confined spaces), or if you just need an extra hand for the few moments the original stays alive. Plus, if he gets trapped on a desert island or stranded at sea, it won't be a pretty option, but he won't have to starve to death. There are a shocking number of uses for a dead body, especially an undamaged one. You know, Quinton, you may have just created a surprisingly good superhero.
Hes basically immortal if you think about it, if he gets shot by a criminal or killed, he can just multiply himself, if hes trapped he can easily escape, this is a pretty good hero
I had a real Sinister Squat today after lunch.
Multiplication man actually has a useful power. Near death from a gunshot wound? Boom, bam, multiplied and perfectly fine
Sirinterweb held captive by an enemy? Boom! They're holding a corpse and getting their ass kicked!
Useful but it results in a massive existential crisis about wether you are real or a copy in an endless series of copies of copies.
@@zayindarkmore1616 Meh, fuck it. The old you is dead anyway, so the question of whether or not you're the REAL you is moot, you know?
Please do a review of supervise squad next time, quinton-senpai
Weekend Warrior quinton-sama
I love that you can still hear the multiplying guy screaming in the background, while Quinton continues his review.
I don't hear anything.
Why isn't Snow White the leader? Her henchmen could be the Seven Dwarfs.
Gab -Meme Morto- TV yeah
The Asylum: "we're too shitty even to be clever!"
You think they could afford 5 more actors? (Over the 2 twendles)
They don’t want to deal with both the Actors Guild and the Little People of America Actors Guild. That’s a lot of effort for a film only people who fish this out of a Walmart bin will watch.
The entire intro is gold xD
Someone played Wolf Among Us and watched Sewer Slide Squadron and decided slamming the two together would be a good idea, just so long as they take out anything interesting, fun, or intelligent about either products.
I appreciate the incredibly faint screaming of Multiplication Man after the skit ends more than you will ever know
Let's get Supervise Squad a TV show!
I want an asthmaticFlash action figure.
I'd buy a God action figure.
The Office (UK)
Can you review Apartheid Squad next? I want to see the guy who "can segregate anything" get his head blown off.
Personally, I'd rather him review the Suicide Helpline.
Vociferous Enmity I think "mentally ill people gets forced by the local police into fighting gods even though they have literally no powers even close to the gods."
Tentaklerna who's gonna win, a god, or 50 KILLION ZILLION *_ANNNTTTS_*
where is this apartheid part in the vid i cant find it anywhere
Once of the discs is titled "Apartheid Squad"
I... Actually want a legit Supervise Squad video now. God damnit, Quinton.
I can't get over everyone's shitty and unimaginative wardrobes. I've seen middle school plays make better costumes then this movie. Hell, I've made better looking cosplays using shit I got from Goodwills bargain bin!
The Great MC so...from Goodwill?
Moosetastic Bombastic I think we all have. Asylum mockbusters are one of the worst.
Was multiplication man inspired by "pink guy"?
I actually recall Caleb saying, word-for-word, "We need like a red version of the iDubbbz skin suit
"
thats just great!
"pink guy"
Better question; Is Purple Guy inspired by Purple Guy?
Dude, please do more sketches like these!
i'll never get tired of scarce memes
Me neither.
Quinton Reviews you legitimately made me laugh, I haven't done that in a while... thank you.
I think this movie could have been FUCKING awesome. I think if each character were actual fairy tale characters, and had abilities that made sense, this would at least be watchable. It would have been so much better if The pied piper could bassically have rumplestiltskinz 's power but by using music. Or if rumplestiltskinz was able to make gold weapons out of thin air, because that makes since because of his story (I know I'm stretching it a bit, but it still makes SOME sense). Or, like you said, if the 2 main leads were Hansel and Gretel, then they could be hunters for more witches or whatever like in the movie in which they were witch hunters. Bassically, This movie could have not sucked if it didn't suck.
I can't wait for the supervise cinematic universe
Brendog what are we, some kind of supervise squad?
This video's just showed up 4 years later in my subscription tag. I'm confused, but pleasantly surprised.
Isn't this more of a rip-off of Fables than Suicide Squad?
"Oh my God! An interdimentional portal has opened in my backyard! It seems Asylum has created a connection between our world and the Public Domain!"
I think the wolf guy is supposed to be the big bad wolf...I'd make a little sense
We need supervise squad action figures. Or at least some sort of merch.
Bryce Barbee we need a cinematic universe based around supervise squad
Cesar Puente I'd pay good money to see that.
I just fuckin lost it at "The Asthmatic Flash!" ahuahauhauhauahuahauahuahua!!! Great stuff man!
This seems to be a huge ripoff of the comic series Fables. That has blue beard too only hes a wealthy playboy with a habbit of murdering people especially women.
The werewolf looks more like an orc tbh, which might actually make a little more sense with the story. They could have made him a troll, a goblin, or an ogre - literally anything else and it would have been fine.
"I can't even drink my sorrows away"- perfect sphere man -
2124 - 1333. On his tombstone it says how he died wanting to live only to die living.
I accidentally found this movie a year back and I couldn't get past the first boing sound affect. If you haven't seen the movie, the first boing sound happens like, five seconds in.
"What are we, some kind of supervise squad?"
“They give drugs to the Mad Hatter because apparently it makes him see hell.”
I’m pretty sure that’s what a lot of drugs do.
the stomp so hard till his kidney fails gets me ever time I watch this video
I have the superpower to divide by zero on a calculator without getting a syntax error.
With a leader like Scarce, how could the Supervise Squad ever fail?
The lip sync on Perfect Sphere Man is absolutely perfect.
I would unironically watch Supervise Squad if it was a real movie. It sounds like it’s already better than any of the DC cinematic universe movies.
I M U S T M U L T I P L Y T O 5 M I L L I O N
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You can still hear his pain after that scene.
Multiplication Guy is so OP because if he's gonna die he can use his power to basically renew himself.
LEGOMAN 2 but if the new ones an exact copy, won’t he start up with all the same injuries and severity of said injuries?
Regardless, good observation though lol
Actually, I remember Rumpelstiltskin's ending quite well. Mainly because I have the original stories and he literally tears himself in two in that. German children's stories, eh?
I could've made this movie. And it would be better.
That mentality is how I basically approach every review.
Quinton Reviews It's how I approach every aspect of my life.
***** Quite the necropost you got there.
***** I'm not a crony, and it's Saturday.
Alexander Chippel PEOPLE WORK ON SATURDAY!
Fun fact: the way that being death inexplicably transfers from person to person is actually inspired by the Giant Rat Who Makes All of the Rules from Rat Movie: The Mystery of the Mayan Treasure
i cant believe u shaved it all off. im mad as hell
“An extended universe where all of the characters are from old nursery rhymes and fairy tales” you mean Shrek?
Fun Fact: This is a sequel to the film Avengers Grimm. This is a ripoff of a DC FILM acting as a sequel to a MARVEL RIPOFF. MY brain hurts.
That retelling of Rumpelstiltskin is probably one of my favorite retellings of a fairy tale ever.
Man, don't you hate it when you stomp so hard your kidney fails? I hate it when that happens.
"What are we, some kind of, Sinister Squad?"
I'm dying
I saw that H3H3 clip in the Rumplestiltskin montage
I remember reading the original french version of Bluebeard in Grade 10 French class (French Immersion in Southern Ontario, Canada). When we got to the part where it was revealed that she couldn't wipe blood off the key because the key was magic, my friends and I lost our sh*t. It became the default explanation for anything inexplicable that occurred around us; everything happened (because the key was magic). So, here's to Bluebeard for spawning a meme for a small group of nerdy Grade 10s. Props m'dude.
ngl "This is God, He is surprisingly quiet." is one of those really raw sentences from really silly sources, up there with "i wll face god and walk backwards into hell" by dril
The Multiplication Man 5 million bit will never not make me laugh.
And the fact you can still hear him suffering after you return back to the review is the best part.
"Or he stomps his foot so hard his kidney fails"
18:26 was the greatest thing I have seen in comedy this year, well done
I think the "werewolf" was supposed to basically be a copy of bigby wolf (big bad wolf) from fables
Scratch that, I got to the blue beard part and they're just copying fables
yeah i died laughing. thank you so much for making content. i don't know how you don't have a million subs
Ya know. Multiplication man could actually be able to break out of traps.
Only thing I gotta say about the movie is that the Piper should have had the power of manipulation. And some versions of the story had the Piper take the children to be raised in a "better" place, away from the corrupted kingdom... But I still see it as them drowning.
Severely underrated review channel#########
17:32 i really like how the lamp clips through his head
The pied piper is a great guy if you just pay him. Just keep your bargains be an honest and honorable person. He needed that payment for feeding himself.
When Alice showed up the death mook’s decision to off himself before she started talking made perfect sense
But didn't Alice wake up in the end like it wasn't anything at all and she was just hallucinating? Shouldn't she be a crazy girl who hallucinates or something in this film?
Edit: to be honest she's kinda crazy but not really in the way I meant.
I would legitimately watch Supervise Squad. Also I love that after Multiplication Man multiplies to 5 million his screaming continues in the background through the review.
When Perfect Sphere Man is _verrrrry_ slightly elongated.
Bryan enhsb That is why he is depressed.
Fun fact! Bluebeard was actually a falsification by the political enemies of Gilles de Ray.
I could see multiplication man being a thing if he can choose wherever the clone goes
Holy crap this was really funny. You know it’s an awesome review when you can take a movie that’s apparently 80% talking and make a not only enjoyable viewing experience out of watching it in summary- but an engaging one at that. Love your shit man.
I'd like to point out that The Asylum has it's own take on the Avengers. It's literally called Avengers Grimm.
Sweet cheese and crackers.
This is undoubtably your greatest work.
"This is god, he is surprisingly quiet"
I liked the vid as soon as you hit the scarce meme, it gets me every time
Yeah, just keep the red guy screaming in the background for the rest of the video lol.
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