Chris has a mood swing and cancels the BBC news

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  • Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
  • Another clip from the 1994 radio show

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  • @wurble
    @wurble 11 років тому +1393

    I really wish Rockstar would have got Chris to create a radio station for GTA 5

    • @A-small-amount-of-peas
      @A-small-amount-of-peas 7 років тому +9

      Despott YES!!!!

    • @PokeDude1995
      @PokeDude1995 5 років тому +67

      It would never happen because it would actually be funny

    • @dildonius
      @dildonius 5 років тому +60

      His humor is unrelentingly British and his forte is lampooning British society and media. GTA is in great part a staunch lampoon of American society and media. I dont know if it would have worked.

    • @purplepioneer5644
      @purplepioneer5644 5 років тому +5

      dildonius what about all the nnn news sections from the day today? They’re bang on

    • @findlay1arches
      @findlay1arches 4 роки тому

      Omg what an idea

  • @danwilson4582
    @danwilson4582 12 років тому +313

    The way he says 'Live from the scene' is hysterical.

  • @benmjt
    @benmjt 8 років тому +408

    Holy shit, is there anything even close to this on the radio now? Unbelievable quick wit.

    • @infinitesimotel
      @infinitesimotel 8 років тому +30

      I doubt it, not of this order. There might be something out there but CM is a rare one.

    • @CrappyCast
      @CrappyCast 8 років тому +3

      CrappyCast tries!

    • @Joe-og6br
      @Joe-og6br 6 років тому +1

      Nope

  • @gorgolyt
    @gorgolyt 3 роки тому +241

    This is some Einstein-tier quick wittedness. It's like he's living in a slow-mo universe and has half an hour to think of every sentence.

    • @alecpritchard
      @alecpritchard Рік тому +15

      It's so true. It's not all just rehearsed material, there are many instances where he's trolling the public/celebrities and it is real-time baby. He bounces off everything SO fast and so sharply and hilariously! Proper genius.

    • @TheAxePhysicsDude
      @TheAxePhysicsDude 11 місяців тому +16

      That’s because he did cake and time slowed down

    • @BodywiseMustard
      @BodywiseMustard 6 місяців тому +1

      He's quippy, but it's far from and respectable quick wit.

  • @MuntucoGer1
    @MuntucoGer1 13 років тому +130

    "I'd rather hear the news from a newsagent - have we got one?" lmao.

  • @driplerthadripper
    @driplerthadripper 2 роки тому +107

    "Oh you have a nun in there whats she In aid of?"
    "Your gonn hang me so you agree with capitol punishment "
    "Oh your playing tennis"
    Them 3 in a row killed me

    • @nonyobisniss7928
      @nonyobisniss7928 2 роки тому +19

      It's "What's she made of?" not "What's she in aid of?".

    • @Mythraen
      @Mythraen Рік тому +6

      ​@@nonyobisniss7928Yeah, "in aid" makes more sense, so I went back to listen again, but no, he said "made"... and, of course he did, because it's funnier.

    • @MrFooFighter13
      @MrFooFighter13 Рік тому +1

      @@nonyobisniss7928 it's such a ridiculous question to ask... but it really makes it 😄

    • @Yimello
      @Yimello Рік тому +1

      foot fault

  • @MetaCraken
    @MetaCraken 10 років тому +442

    might help to abolish the conference element right now

    • @benmjt
      @benmjt 3 роки тому +11

      Immaculate delivery

    • @johnornelas
      @johnornelas 3 роки тому

      what does this mean

    • @fishtankben
      @fishtankben 3 роки тому +11

      @@johnornelas it means he wants them to stop talking to each other because its wasting time

    • @gorgolyt
      @gorgolyt 2 роки тому

      -- okay, oh, uhh...

  • @Oscar301
    @Oscar301 10 років тому +258

    you've got a nun in there? what's she made of?

  • @checkoutgirl
    @checkoutgirl 14 років тому +95

    "You're gonna hang me ? Do you agree with capital punishment ?"

  • @Proxylfc
    @Proxylfc 8 років тому +166

    We need Chris back on telly now

    • @moodini99
      @moodini99 8 років тому +4

      He was on Comedy Vehicle only a few months ago

    • @comanchio1976
      @comanchio1976 8 років тому +4

      I heard that he was going to be making a new movie sometime soon. I hope that he's actually in this one. It's was great seeing him on Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle, but I'd like to see him in a vehicle of his own.

    • @abrindley7265
      @abrindley7265 5 років тому +3

      Jurassic Park

    • @semolinasemolina8327
      @semolinasemolina8327 2 роки тому

      I need him today!!! 2022

    • @semolinasemolina8327
      @semolinasemolina8327 2 роки тому +1

      Well he has done a recent movie with Anna kendrick, which seems pretty risky and funny,,,,,,,, but its not the day to day,

  • @koolyman
    @koolyman 10 років тому +128

    Finally news agents being used properly

  • @baboononskates
    @baboononskates 11 років тому +285

    Chris Morris's wit and rapid thought scares me like a claggy horse- meat parcel ...

    • @Charlie_Crown
      @Charlie_Crown 2 роки тому +1

      @Macavity ...sponge or madeira cake? 🍰

    • @maliksmith8319
      @maliksmith8319 2 роки тому +1

      @@Charlie_Crown No, the one that makes kiddies cry all the water out of their bodies

    • @Charlie_Crown
      @Charlie_Crown 2 роки тому

      @@maliksmith8319 ....birthday cake so 🎂😆

    • @Charlie_Crown
      @Charlie_Crown 2 роки тому

      @Macavity it's ok, I already knew, Chris Morris is a legend, just going to have some cake myself now, before it's banned, nice... 🤣🍰👍

  • @tonycarpaccio9550
    @tonycarpaccio9550 11 років тому +213

    Goddamnit we need more Chris Morris

    • @autopathos
      @autopathos Рік тому +2

      It's been nine years and we still do

  • @Destro7000
    @Destro7000 13 років тому +55

    "I've got none in here."
    "You've got a Nun in there? ...What's she made of?"

  • @WallKenshiro
    @WallKenshiro 7 років тому +52

    "Live from the scene!" Lmfao. Morris is amazing.

  • @sensibility1174
    @sensibility1174 2 роки тому +46

    He has a brilliant thing he does where he times what he says to the other person's rhythm so he's constantly talking over them which creates complete havoc

    • @alecpritchard
      @alecpritchard Рік тому +10

      It's so delicious to listen to. I cannot listen to this shit in public places, e.g. queues in supermarkets... People think I have severe mental issues or a brain tumour probably, such is my laughter 😂

  • @RealityCheck6T9
    @RealityCheck6T9 6 років тому +112

    He's so calibrated. Knows when to stay and when to get out.

  • @AANDYG2010
    @AANDYG2010 2 роки тому +18

    "Thanks for that report we'll hear from you at 10.30" LMAO
    What a good sport the other guy was for reading out the headline and confirming it was a war of words!

  • @sasquash12
    @sasquash12 13 років тому +89

    "Have you got some newspapers there? Yes, what's the lead story please?" Oh Christ Morris. "I suppose the top story will be reflected across the board." "Now Germany Retaliates, is it? I respect your lack of speculation on that part. Oh, you've got a nun in there? What is she made of?" Oh sweet Jesus I am actually aching. Fuck. I wanna drink with this guy.

    • @damienx0x
      @damienx0x 3 роки тому +10

      "You've got a nun in there, what's she made of?" is my favourite Chris Morris line.

    • @jacksmith4460
      @jacksmith4460 2 роки тому +4

      @@damienx0x "you're going to hang me, you agree with Capital Punishment then?" ...you can hear the guys cogs turning as he processes what he has just heard

  • @ZINCOVIX8754
    @ZINCOVIX8754 8 років тому +48

    What a unique and Fantastic mind Mr.Morris has..

  • @muerterobot
    @muerterobot 12 років тому +43

    The track at the start is Ice-T's New Jack Hustler, from his 1991 album O.G. Original Gangster. Its a dope album.
    The funky instrumental at 2min is an album track from Beastie Boys' Ill Communication album.

  • @stopthetories
    @stopthetories 2 роки тому +9

    "I'm serving here sir"
    "Oh, you're playing tennis"
    Genius!

  • @kaneswhitlock
    @kaneswhitlock 13 років тому +41

    Might help to abolish the conference element right now.

  • @custardo1
    @custardo1 12 років тому +56

    The world needs Chris Morris

  • @fatmike01
    @fatmike01 13 років тому +31

    Always improvised with Morris. To say the guy is quick on his feet is an understatement.

  • @primatein
    @primatein 7 років тому +56

    The last minute and a half is pure gold

    • @jacksmith4460
      @jacksmith4460 2 роки тому +2

      it actually makes my insides hurt a little I laugh so much

  • @comeonyouirons18
    @comeonyouirons18 12 років тому +40

    In todays news, the pound has been stolen. On a side note, Prince Charles has volunteered to go to prison.

  • @mucusmayhem1118
    @mucusmayhem1118 6 років тому +33

    Unless you've been breaking the law, that's not News 😂😂

  • @NormanArches
    @NormanArches 13 років тому +24

    Oh the Cook -Morris sketch about how he started the LA riots is one of the best comic monologues I have ever heard. Maybe the best. Genuinely it is genius.

    • @peterpandemonium3032
      @peterpandemonium3032 3 роки тому +5

      I loved Dudley Moore, but he was outclassed by Peter Cook. Cooke and Morris was a meeting of minds though. And both of those minds were sick and twisted. It was quite something.

  • @a100267
    @a100267 4 роки тому +14

    I listened to this back in '94 but had forgotten everything except "bloody guitar!"

    • @danspitalnik
      @danspitalnik Рік тому +2

      I still say this when I accidentally knock my guitar and it rings out lol.

  • @theodavis4083
    @theodavis4083 Рік тому +7

    Never before have I been crying with laughter and clapping my hands at the same time until he said 'you're playing tennis?'

    • @adicakes
      @adicakes 7 місяців тому

      Foot fault

  • @doublecrosserfm
    @doublecrosserfm 12 років тому +23

    because I'm going to storm through them... and IT WASTES MY TIME.

  • @lozz0dnb
    @lozz0dnb 9 років тому +90

    Im serving - Are you playing tennis. So quick . ....If they are legit prank calls

    • @comanchio1976
      @comanchio1976 9 років тому +63

      They're completely legit. He's the best improvisor I've ever seen or heard.

    • @andyc6542
      @andyc6542 3 роки тому

      @@comanchio1976 Doubtful it wasn’t scripted to a degree. How would they have got the number of the local newsagent, pre internet days, within ten seconds or so if it wasn’t pre planned?

    • @shockofthenew
      @shockofthenew 3 роки тому +8

      ​@@andyc6542 this wasn't actually broadcast live, so the prank calls could be recorded any time and edited in to the final show.

  • @mrkeogh
    @mrkeogh 5 років тому +142

    How Chris Morris has never hosted a GTA radio station is a mystery...

    • @sb_dunk
      @sb_dunk 2 роки тому +8

      If they made a GTA London it would work

    • @mynameismattfirered9276
      @mynameismattfirered9276 2 роки тому +23

      @beef business theres literally a drum n bass radio station with british humour exactly like this, with people from London calling in.

    • @mergieismoronic
      @mergieismoronic Рік тому

      @@sb_dunk they already did about 5 years after this

    • @keithpanton7486
      @keithpanton7486 Рік тому +6

      Serafinowicz did a wonder pirate radio show as Terry Wogan, all drum n bass and shout outs to the T-Wog massive.

  • @Charlie_Crown
    @Charlie_Crown 2 роки тому +6

    "I just blew out the news reader cause he bothered my arse"...... 😂😂😂

  • @phoebewashington2709
    @phoebewashington2709 3 роки тому +6

    "abolish the conference element"

  • @robertcreighton4635
    @robertcreighton4635 3 роки тому +4

    News rhymes with booze and I'm about to drink a gallon of facts till I fart

  • @Destro7000
    @Destro7000 13 років тому +10

    lol the Newsagent going "I'm going to hang you now" instead of hang-up ...aww pressurised strangers xD

  • @KingKong-do8cj
    @KingKong-do8cj 3 роки тому +3

    I REMEMBER THIS. Almost 30 years ago!!!!!

  • @TheShanklyboys
    @TheShanklyboys 6 років тому +10

    They're getting in my way!

  • @nozyspy4967
    @nozyspy4967 Рік тому +2

    "You've got a nun in there? What's she made of?"
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @rjkmusicmedia
    @rjkmusicmedia 6 років тому +14

    'You've got a nun in there? What's she made of?'

  • @svensvenkill
    @svensvenkill 6 років тому +7

    "Oh, you're playing tennis?"

  • @guacamolewindow448
    @guacamolewindow448 3 місяці тому

    'Might help to abolish the conference element right now.' 😂

  • @El__Forastero
    @El__Forastero 12 років тому +9

    No, they meant that 'ass' and 'arse' are different words, it's not an accent or anything, we do use both words over here. Usually when you quote someone you write down what is actually said, not change it to allign with your own personal lexicon.

  • @steveforest8385
    @steveforest8385 3 роки тому +2

    "Peter, you've lost the news!"

  • @lordhoot1
    @lordhoot1 12 років тому +11

    He's quick like a laser

  • @ziggy8267
    @ziggy8267 3 роки тому +4

    i lost it at " Get a newsagent on please ! "

  • @TinyFord1
    @TinyFord1 5 років тому +3

    Scrolled down to say this should be in GTA and saw it is the top comment. We can identify a GTA radio station when we hear one

  • @MrEdmundHarris
    @MrEdmundHarris Рік тому +4

    'I blew him out because I hated his arse'.

  • @Phildough
    @Phildough 2 роки тому +2

    "Are you saying that on a bus every time you see McDonald's you stand up!?"

  • @johnnysmith863
    @johnnysmith863 2 роки тому +4

    Love Chris Morris. Two great tunes there too - New Jack Hustler by Ice T and that Beastie Boys instrumental I forget the name of from the album Ill Communication. Excellent.

  • @andrewwhimster8487
    @andrewwhimster8487 Рік тому

    "thanks for that report, we'll hear from you at ten thirty"
    strong finish from the maestro

  • @Chrisjh31
    @Chrisjh31 5 років тому +3

    'Foot fault' - i like that

  • @ryanbrownnew
    @ryanbrownnew 14 років тому +10

    abolish the conference element - wise words

  • @alecpritchard
    @alecpritchard Рік тому +19

    If you could choose 10 people living today to be granted infinite life to keep doing what they do for the good of humanity, I would put Chris Morris in that list first, then think of the other 9. Living legend is an understatement! 😂

  • @69Rosstitute
    @69Rosstitute 11 років тому +31

    Foot fault hahahaha

  • @eezysqueezy
    @eezysqueezy 14 років тому +7

    Sorry I'm serving, sir.
    Oh, you're playing tennis?
    No I'm serving, sir.
    Foot fault!

  • @stephenoneill9387
    @stephenoneill9387 3 роки тому +2

    "Might help go abolish the conference element"

  • @GBNE-kh1fs
    @GBNE-kh1fs 11 років тому +9

    Used to listen to his show every week. On the floor laughing quite a bit

  • @ignoblesurfer6281
    @ignoblesurfer6281 8 місяців тому

    I had occasion to use "might help to abolish the conference element right now" in a particularly fractious meeting once.

  • @TomGallagherSuperboyBeyond
    @TomGallagherSuperboyBeyond 6 років тому +7

    i'm the kind of asshole who stands up a good 20-30 seconds before my stop because i can't stand to be stuck behind someone slow.

  • @wisteela
    @wisteela 12 років тому +15

    He is genius.

  • @MrKoiking1
    @MrKoiking1 3 роки тому +4

    This is the best thing ever broadcast on radio

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 3 роки тому

      Comedy the like of which, the world has never seen the like of which

  • @ethelthecat1
    @ethelthecat1 2 роки тому +12

    Chris Morris forecast the logic and reasoning of every twitter argument 30 years before it existed.

  • @manbeast567
    @manbeast567 14 років тому +8

    FOOT FAULT!

  • @whyyoulidl
    @whyyoulidl 3 роки тому +1

    How tf have I just come across this gem?

  • @defragsbin
    @defragsbin 12 років тому +4

    "Top story?" "Please."

  • @MartinHiggins1972
    @MartinHiggins1972 5 років тому +4

    Why are so many auditioning for the role of subtitle compiler in the comments when UA-cam automates it? Knock it off!

    • @MartinHiggins1972
      @MartinHiggins1972 5 років тому +1

      @Hamish Munroe just seems an awful lot, that's all. But this isn't a hill I'm going to die on. You're right. Thanks for standing me down. I'm off to correct people misusing the word "literally".

  • @Omegaman69
    @Omegaman69 Рік тому +2

    "Foot fault.." 😅

  • @1967whaley
    @1967whaley 12 років тому +6

    I want more Morris on me TV/Radio....now!

  • @simonatford1
    @simonatford1 12 років тому +2

    I remember this. Thanks for the upload.

  • @49dwalin55
    @49dwalin55 7 років тому +2

    His 'thank you's are so on point.

  • @foobarbazbaa5598
    @foobarbazbaa5598 2 роки тому +1

    Man makes a damn good point about those people who get up way too early on the bus though.

  • @92RedRevolver
    @92RedRevolver 11 років тому +3

    Me too. Would love him to go back to his radio roots too!

  • @fluorosco
    @fluorosco 13 років тому +5

    Genius . Love Chris Morris. Brass Eye . Four lions

  • @sasquash12
    @sasquash12 13 років тому +4

    Those... STIFFOS!

  • @Shazbut01
    @Shazbut01 13 років тому +2

    His mind is unbelieveable.

  • @Dopemovess555
    @Dopemovess555 12 років тому +2

    Floats like a Butterfly, stings like a Bee.

  • @Vojife
    @Vojife 6 років тому +6

    Bloody guitar!

  • @vollsticks
    @vollsticks 14 років тому +1

    Does anyone remember the Pot Noodle advert the guy who's talking with Chris Morris did? (In thick Welsh accent) "Gorgeous--not gorgeous". I can't think of his name but he was in few Day Today's and On The Hour's. I'll look his name up.

  • @Yimello
    @Yimello 10 років тому +17

    genius throughout

  • @mike18699-e
    @mike18699-e 2 роки тому +2

    I've never noticed it before, but as a radio presenter Chris Morris sounds quite a lot like Nick Abbott - also a funny guy in my opinion.

  • @JimGall
    @JimGall 12 років тому +11

    You know what, he's funnier than Cook.

  • @cormoranp1m
    @cormoranp1m 8 років тому +3

    omg it just gets better and better

  • @onesong2001
    @onesong2001 12 років тому +4

    As mad as a bag of rubber hammers.

  • @SchlimmShadySmash
    @SchlimmShadySmash 13 років тому +5

    LOLLLLL THIS IS AMAZING XD
    "What? Are you playing tennis?" good shit Chris xD

  • @Philliben1991
    @Philliben1991 12 років тому +2

    Thanks man, I got all the Beastie Boys albums but for some reason I've never really listened to Ice T. Definately going to track down O.G. Original Gangster now.

  • @StandardGoose
    @StandardGoose 12 років тому +4

    I get up and walk to the front of the bus every time I see a McDonald's. Is that not right?

  • @briandoyle6188
    @briandoyle6188 2 роки тому +1

    This is hilarious honest🤔...have you a nun in there,what your serving playing tennis 😆😂...thank God it's just a war of words,Christ🤗😆😂👍👍.... he's so quick witted genius....

  • @checkoutgirl
    @checkoutgirl 14 років тому +1

    @MrZuccy With Peter Cook as Sir Arthur Streeb Greebling if I'm not mistaken. Classic radio with Morris mentioning that Cook was on death's door and Cook actually dying a few months later. I particularly liked the bit about his dad putting him in prison as a young child and him being stuffed down an adult's trousers because he had no clothes of his own. Had me laughing out loud quite heartily.

  • @timmorodgers4271
    @timmorodgers4271 4 роки тому +2

    When the hell was this and why isn’t it NOW?

  • @pickledegg1989
    @pickledegg1989 23 дні тому

    "I suppose THANK GOD FOR THAT."

  • @GetYourShoeShineBox
    @GetYourShoeShineBox 12 років тому +3

    Chris!!! Come back, comedy needs you!!!

  • @checkoutgirl
    @checkoutgirl 14 років тому +1

    @vollsticks His name is Peter Baynham.

  • @DirtyBath-ny2yz
    @DirtyBath-ny2yz 8 днів тому

    So many people saying Chris has contracted Leprosy?
    Is this true.. Surely not

  • @vollsticks
    @vollsticks 14 років тому +1

    @checkoutgirl That's the one! I couldn't be bothered to go through a load of videos to find his name in the credits...thanks!

  • @Retrostar619
    @Retrostar619 Рік тому

    "Does anyone there know the news"

  • @sasquash12
    @sasquash12 13 років тому +5

    "That particular story." "You're gonna hang me!" "Thanks for that report, we'll hear from you at ten thirty!"

  • @dontevenlook
    @dontevenlook 13 років тому +2

    is this from on the hour?