His humor is unrelentingly British and his forte is lampooning British society and media. GTA is in great part a staunch lampoon of American society and media. I dont know if it would have worked.
It's so true. It's not all just rehearsed material, there are many instances where he's trolling the public/celebrities and it is real-time baby. He bounces off everything SO fast and so sharply and hilariously! Proper genius.
"Oh you have a nun in there whats she In aid of?" "Your gonn hang me so you agree with capitol punishment " "Oh your playing tennis" Them 3 in a row killed me
@@nonyobisniss7928Yeah, "in aid" makes more sense, so I went back to listen again, but no, he said "made"... and, of course he did, because it's funnier.
I heard that he was going to be making a new movie sometime soon. I hope that he's actually in this one. It's was great seeing him on Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle, but I'd like to see him in a vehicle of his own.
He has a brilliant thing he does where he times what he says to the other person's rhythm so he's constantly talking over them which creates complete havoc
It's so delicious to listen to. I cannot listen to this shit in public places, e.g. queues in supermarkets... People think I have severe mental issues or a brain tumour probably, such is my laughter 😂
"Thanks for that report we'll hear from you at 10.30" LMAO What a good sport the other guy was for reading out the headline and confirming it was a war of words!
"Have you got some newspapers there? Yes, what's the lead story please?" Oh Christ Morris. "I suppose the top story will be reflected across the board." "Now Germany Retaliates, is it? I respect your lack of speculation on that part. Oh, you've got a nun in there? What is she made of?" Oh sweet Jesus I am actually aching. Fuck. I wanna drink with this guy.
@@damienx0x "you're going to hang me, you agree with Capital Punishment then?" ...you can hear the guys cogs turning as he processes what he has just heard
The track at the start is Ice-T's New Jack Hustler, from his 1991 album O.G. Original Gangster. Its a dope album. The funky instrumental at 2min is an album track from Beastie Boys' Ill Communication album.
Oh the Cook -Morris sketch about how he started the LA riots is one of the best comic monologues I have ever heard. Maybe the best. Genuinely it is genius.
I loved Dudley Moore, but he was outclassed by Peter Cook. Cooke and Morris was a meeting of minds though. And both of those minds were sick and twisted. It was quite something.
@@comanchio1976 Doubtful it wasn’t scripted to a degree. How would they have got the number of the local newsagent, pre internet days, within ten seconds or so if it wasn’t pre planned?
No, they meant that 'ass' and 'arse' are different words, it's not an accent or anything, we do use both words over here. Usually when you quote someone you write down what is actually said, not change it to allign with your own personal lexicon.
@Hamish Munroe just seems an awful lot, that's all. But this isn't a hill I'm going to die on. You're right. Thanks for standing me down. I'm off to correct people misusing the word "literally".
If you could choose 10 people living today to be granted infinite life to keep doing what they do for the good of humanity, I would put Chris Morris in that list first, then think of the other 9. Living legend is an understatement! 😂
Love Chris Morris. Two great tunes there too - New Jack Hustler by Ice T and that Beastie Boys instrumental I forget the name of from the album Ill Communication. Excellent.
Thanks man, I got all the Beastie Boys albums but for some reason I've never really listened to Ice T. Definately going to track down O.G. Original Gangster now.
Does anyone remember the Pot Noodle advert the guy who's talking with Chris Morris did? (In thick Welsh accent) "Gorgeous--not gorgeous". I can't think of his name but he was in few Day Today's and On The Hour's. I'll look his name up.
@MrZuccy With Peter Cook as Sir Arthur Streeb Greebling if I'm not mistaken. Classic radio with Morris mentioning that Cook was on death's door and Cook actually dying a few months later. I particularly liked the bit about his dad putting him in prison as a young child and him being stuffed down an adult's trousers because he had no clothes of his own. Had me laughing out loud quite heartily.
I really wish Rockstar would have got Chris to create a radio station for GTA 5
Despott YES!!!!
It would never happen because it would actually be funny
His humor is unrelentingly British and his forte is lampooning British society and media. GTA is in great part a staunch lampoon of American society and media. I dont know if it would have worked.
dildonius what about all the nnn news sections from the day today? They’re bang on
Omg what an idea
The way he says 'Live from the scene' is hysterical.
might help to abolish the conference element right now
Immaculate delivery
what does this mean
@@johnornelas it means he wants them to stop talking to each other because its wasting time
-- okay, oh, uhh...
Holy shit, is there anything even close to this on the radio now? Unbelievable quick wit.
I doubt it, not of this order. There might be something out there but CM is a rare one.
CrappyCast tries!
Nope
you've got a nun in there? what's she made of?
This is some Einstein-tier quick wittedness. It's like he's living in a slow-mo universe and has half an hour to think of every sentence.
It's so true. It's not all just rehearsed material, there are many instances where he's trolling the public/celebrities and it is real-time baby. He bounces off everything SO fast and so sharply and hilariously! Proper genius.
That’s because he did cake and time slowed down
He's quippy, but it's far from and respectable quick wit.
Goddamnit we need more Chris Morris
It's been nine years and we still do
Finally news agents being used properly
"Oh you have a nun in there whats she In aid of?"
"Your gonn hang me so you agree with capitol punishment "
"Oh your playing tennis"
Them 3 in a row killed me
It's "What's she made of?" not "What's she in aid of?".
@@nonyobisniss7928Yeah, "in aid" makes more sense, so I went back to listen again, but no, he said "made"... and, of course he did, because it's funnier.
@@nonyobisniss7928 it's such a ridiculous question to ask... but it really makes it 😄
foot fault
"I'd rather hear the news from a newsagent - have we got one?" lmao.
Chris Morris's wit and rapid thought scares me like a claggy horse- meat parcel ...
@Macavity ...sponge or madeira cake? 🍰
@@Charlie_Crown No, the one that makes kiddies cry all the water out of their bodies
@@maliksmith8319 ....birthday cake so 🎂😆
@Macavity it's ok, I already knew, Chris Morris is a legend, just going to have some cake myself now, before it's banned, nice... 🤣🍰👍
We need Chris back on telly now
He was on Comedy Vehicle only a few months ago
I heard that he was going to be making a new movie sometime soon. I hope that he's actually in this one. It's was great seeing him on Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle, but I'd like to see him in a vehicle of his own.
Jurassic Park
I need him today!!! 2022
Well he has done a recent movie with Anna kendrick, which seems pretty risky and funny,,,,,,,, but its not the day to day,
"You're gonna hang me ? Do you agree with capital punishment ?"
He's so calibrated. Knows when to stay and when to get out.
"Live from the scene!" Lmfao. Morris is amazing.
"I've got none in here."
"You've got a Nun in there? ...What's she made of?"
He has a brilliant thing he does where he times what he says to the other person's rhythm so he's constantly talking over them which creates complete havoc
It's so delicious to listen to. I cannot listen to this shit in public places, e.g. queues in supermarkets... People think I have severe mental issues or a brain tumour probably, such is my laughter 😂
What a unique and Fantastic mind Mr.Morris has..
Might help to abolish the conference element right now.
"Thanks for that report we'll hear from you at 10.30" LMAO
What a good sport the other guy was for reading out the headline and confirming it was a war of words!
The world needs Chris Morris
"Have you got some newspapers there? Yes, what's the lead story please?" Oh Christ Morris. "I suppose the top story will be reflected across the board." "Now Germany Retaliates, is it? I respect your lack of speculation on that part. Oh, you've got a nun in there? What is she made of?" Oh sweet Jesus I am actually aching. Fuck. I wanna drink with this guy.
"You've got a nun in there, what's she made of?" is my favourite Chris Morris line.
@@damienx0x "you're going to hang me, you agree with Capital Punishment then?" ...you can hear the guys cogs turning as he processes what he has just heard
Always improvised with Morris. To say the guy is quick on his feet is an understatement.
The track at the start is Ice-T's New Jack Hustler, from his 1991 album O.G. Original Gangster. Its a dope album.
The funky instrumental at 2min is an album track from Beastie Boys' Ill Communication album.
Unless you've been breaking the law, that's not News 😂😂
In todays news, the pound has been stolen. On a side note, Prince Charles has volunteered to go to prison.
because I'm going to storm through them... and IT WASTES MY TIME.
"I'm serving here sir"
"Oh, you're playing tennis"
Genius!
Oh the Cook -Morris sketch about how he started the LA riots is one of the best comic monologues I have ever heard. Maybe the best. Genuinely it is genius.
I loved Dudley Moore, but he was outclassed by Peter Cook. Cooke and Morris was a meeting of minds though. And both of those minds were sick and twisted. It was quite something.
The last minute and a half is pure gold
it actually makes my insides hurt a little I laugh so much
Im serving - Are you playing tennis. So quick . ....If they are legit prank calls
They're completely legit. He's the best improvisor I've ever seen or heard.
@@comanchio1976 Doubtful it wasn’t scripted to a degree. How would they have got the number of the local newsagent, pre internet days, within ten seconds or so if it wasn’t pre planned?
@@andyc6542 this wasn't actually broadcast live, so the prank calls could be recorded any time and edited in to the final show.
I listened to this back in '94 but had forgotten everything except "bloody guitar!"
I still say this when I accidentally knock my guitar and it rings out lol.
How Chris Morris has never hosted a GTA radio station is a mystery...
If they made a GTA London it would work
@beef business theres literally a drum n bass radio station with british humour exactly like this, with people from London calling in.
@@sb_dunk they already did about 5 years after this
Serafinowicz did a wonder pirate radio show as Terry Wogan, all drum n bass and shout outs to the T-Wog massive.
Never before have I been crying with laughter and clapping my hands at the same time until he said 'you're playing tennis?'
Foot fault
No, they meant that 'ass' and 'arse' are different words, it's not an accent or anything, we do use both words over here. Usually when you quote someone you write down what is actually said, not change it to allign with your own personal lexicon.
"abolish the conference element"
He's quick like a laser
'I blew him out because I hated his arse'.
They're getting in my way!
"Oh, you're playing tennis?"
Foot fault hahahaha
"I just blew out the news reader cause he bothered my arse"...... 😂😂😂
i'm the kind of asshole who stands up a good 20-30 seconds before my stop because i can't stand to be stuck behind someone slow.
I REMEMBER THIS. Almost 30 years ago!!!!!
lol the Newsagent going "I'm going to hang you now" instead of hang-up ...aww pressurised strangers xD
abolish the conference element - wise words
He is genius.
i lost it at " Get a newsagent on please ! "
'You've got a nun in there? What's she made of?'
"Are you saying that on a bus every time you see McDonald's you stand up!?"
Used to listen to his show every week. On the floor laughing quite a bit
Scrolled down to say this should be in GTA and saw it is the top comment. We can identify a GTA radio station when we hear one
News rhymes with booze and I'm about to drink a gallon of facts till I fart
FOOT FAULT!
Why are so many auditioning for the role of subtitle compiler in the comments when UA-cam automates it? Knock it off!
@Hamish Munroe just seems an awful lot, that's all. But this isn't a hill I'm going to die on. You're right. Thanks for standing me down. I'm off to correct people misusing the word "literally".
"Peter, you've lost the news!"
I remember this. Thanks for the upload.
Don't be ridiculous.
If you could choose 10 people living today to be granted infinite life to keep doing what they do for the good of humanity, I would put Chris Morris in that list first, then think of the other 9. Living legend is an understatement! 😂
'Foot fault' - i like that
I had occasion to use "might help to abolish the conference element right now" in a particularly fractious meeting once.
What is the rap track at the beginning of this clip? Sounds great.
His 'thank you's are so on point.
Love Chris Morris. Two great tunes there too - New Jack Hustler by Ice T and that Beastie Boys instrumental I forget the name of from the album Ill Communication. Excellent.
Futterman’s Rule
@@hollyandtheev6519 Yes! Thanks.
This is the best thing ever broadcast on radio
Comedy the like of which, the world has never seen the like of which
"You've got a nun in there? What's she made of?"
🤣🤣🤣
How tf have I just come across this gem?
"Might help go abolish the conference element"
What’s the song that plays halfway through ish
Me too. Would love him to go back to his radio roots too!
Man makes a damn good point about those people who get up way too early on the bus though.
is this from on the hour?
Thanks man, I got all the Beastie Boys albums but for some reason I've never really listened to Ice T. Definately going to track down O.G. Original Gangster now.
Chris Morris forecast the logic and reasoning of every twitter argument 30 years before it existed.
I want more Morris on me TV/Radio....now!
You know what, he's funnier than Cook.
What's the lead story, please?
Does anyone remember the Pot Noodle advert the guy who's talking with Chris Morris did? (In thick Welsh accent) "Gorgeous--not gorgeous". I can't think of his name but he was in few Day Today's and On The Hour's. I'll look his name up.
LOLLLLL THIS IS AMAZING XD
"What? Are you playing tennis?" good shit Chris xD
"thanks for that report, we'll hear from you at ten thirty"
strong finish from the maestro
"Top story?" "Please."
@MrZuccy With Peter Cook as Sir Arthur Streeb Greebling if I'm not mistaken. Classic radio with Morris mentioning that Cook was on death's door and Cook actually dying a few months later. I particularly liked the bit about his dad putting him in prison as a young child and him being stuffed down an adult's trousers because he had no clothes of his own. Had me laughing out loud quite heartily.
genius throughout
@checkoutgirl That's the one! I couldn't be bothered to go through a load of videos to find his name in the credits...thanks!
omg it just gets better and better
"Foot fault.." 😅
I've never noticed it before, but as a radio presenter Chris Morris sounds quite a lot like Nick Abbott - also a funny guy in my opinion.
His mind is unbelieveable.
Ridiculously similar voice, thanks
Floats like a Butterfly, stings like a Bee.
What's the music at 2:12?
Ralph Bramwell Pretty sure it’s a Beastie Boys instrumental - maybe from Ill Communication
Is the other voice at the beginning Simon Pegg?
No, Peter Baynham.
Bloody guitar!
Genius . Love Chris Morris. Brass Eye . Four lions
@vollsticks His name is Peter Baynham.
Chris!!! Come back, comedy needs you!!!
As mad as a bag of rubber hammers.
Definetly my favourite Morrison radio sketch
When the hell was this and why isn’t it NOW?
Those... STIFFOS!
Nathan Barley. Him and Brooker in cahoots is oddly brilliant.