The Day Today - September 11th

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  • Опубліковано 2 бер 2007
  • The Day Today 24 news report covering the September 11th terrorist attacks in New York.
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  • @PantheonLincoln
    @PantheonLincoln 15 років тому +801

    This was done for the DVD release of The Day Today in 2004. Members of the original cast got back together to do some easter eggs, like this one.

    • @hannesjakobsson765
      @hannesjakobsson765 2 роки тому +65

      I like how they went out of their way to get the gang together and record some new material just because they couldn't pass up on the comedic opportunity of the worst terrorist attack in history.

    • @franciscofiallo8168
      @franciscofiallo8168 Рік тому +8

      Yes, actually

  • @RichieP68
    @RichieP68 15 років тому +258

    "..... I slept longer than I anticipated"
    Just terrific delivery.

    • @refoliation
      @refoliation 2 місяці тому

      Jet lag from the UK, can’t blame him.

  • @BalsamicWeevil
    @BalsamicWeevil 14 років тому +569

    "So the meetings are going ahead?!"
    "...That's right Chris..."
    love that moment of hesitation, like he's realised something might be going on

    • @zakelwe
      @zakelwe Рік тому +6

      I think Peter's expense claims might need quite a thorough checking by Chris when he gets back to Blighty !

  • @cand0
    @cand0 13 років тому +528

    "The tower I'm in is collapsing, I'm collapsing, Chris, under the sheer... I've managed.. I'm out! I'm out!.. Uuh.. I'm very.. fu.. rumd.. I'm not there."
    Great "corresponding", Peter.

  • @EmperorYogi
    @EmperorYogi 13 років тому +669

    "Floor 107 no longer gives a particularly good view of New York" lmao

  • @pantopia3518
    @pantopia3518 3 роки тому +103

    ‘You overslept?’
    ‘I slept longer than I’d anticipated’

    • @abrahamlincoln9758
      @abrahamlincoln9758 2 роки тому +5

      "Floor 107 no longer gives a particularly good view of the city."
      "Well it does from where I'm sitting."
      "It's now part of the basement."

  • @trickso4025
    @trickso4025 5 років тому +638

    My favourite line is spoken before the Peter sketch even begins.
    'What is a Hijacked Airliner, and how does it "crash"?'

    • @BackToTheBlues
      @BackToTheBlues 5 років тому +6

      @makadeni123 It is there, at 0:06!

    • @BackToTheBlues
      @BackToTheBlues 5 років тому +23

      @makadeni123 Just one of those Peter O'Hanraha Hanrahan moments!

    • @arch9enius
      @arch9enius 4 роки тому

      Like this. BOOOOOOOOOOM!

    • @programmer1840
      @programmer1840 3 роки тому +1

      The way he says "crash" in the nonchalant news reporter way

    • @Mojitosrisin
      @Mojitosrisin 2 роки тому

      @@programmer1840 CRASH

  • @ZuluRomeo
    @ZuluRomeo 12 років тому +414

    I bet Chris secretly wished Peter hadn't overslept.

    • @janhuda8841
      @janhuda8841 3 роки тому +104

      He hadn't overslept, he slept longer than he'd anticipated

    • @quasarsphere
      @quasarsphere 3 роки тому +25

      I think he quite openly wished that.

    • @refoliation
      @refoliation 2 місяці тому

      You’ve heard of people being told to not go to work that day? It’s bollocks of course. But what about someone being told to travel there from the UK? Did Morris know?
      The hi fivers knew

  • @badhead
    @badhead 15 років тому +566

    Chris: Whats German for 30%
    Peter: Trenta percenta

  • @migueltrapezaris6437
    @migueltrapezaris6437 4 роки тому +205

    the brief slience before "You're at the World Trade Centre?!" kills me

  • @AutPen38
    @AutPen38 13 років тому +156

    I love the way Morriss dismissively says "Peter, you've added nothing."

    • @mediabeatpod
      @mediabeatpod 8 місяців тому +1

      And shortly afterward screams "be quiet!!!!!!!" lolz

  • @jamiesmith2865
    @jamiesmith2865 5 років тому +155

    "I slept longer than I anticipated"

  • @ComradeRichey
    @ComradeRichey 12 років тому +157

    "The tower I'm in is collapsing! I'm collapsing, Chris...under the sheer...I've managed - I'M OUT!" XD

  • @turmuthoer
    @turmuthoer Рік тому +30

    "Peter, you've added nothing." - Pretty much sums up 24-hour rolling news coverage.

  • @nickgillen9030
    @nickgillen9030 2 роки тому +43

    The "ah..ahhh....oh my god" when he sees the news footage is perfect.

  • @88Switches
    @88Switches Рік тому +33

    The 9th of November was tough day for all of us

  • @powernoid
    @powernoid 7 років тому +259

    I'm collapsing, chris!

    • @McRocket
      @McRocket 5 років тому +6

      powernoid
      - I lost it there as well.

  • @avanzatotrxx
    @avanzatotrxx 14 років тому +67

    "The sound insulation in these building is extraordinary" lol.

  • @emmejayeh.5995
    @emmejayeh.5995 3 роки тому +212

    Oh, bless. I live in NYC. On 9/11, I was a few miles north in the Chelsea neighborhood watching in disbelief on 18th Street and 6th Avenue as the North Tower fell. This track is the first time I've laughed at anything related to that event. Kudos to Chris and Armando.

    • @Poopmannn
      @Poopmannn Рік тому +7

      It took 20 years for you to laugh at a 9/11 joke?

    • @rantingwrench
      @rantingwrench Рік тому +22

      @@Poopmannn They literally watched thousands of people die, so probably, yes.

    • @tehf00n
      @tehf00n Рік тому

      @@rantingwrench Comedy is born of tragedy. The human conditions self-defence mechanism. I was laughing the same day. Not at the events, but the crazy stuff we came up with hide the pain.

    • @thedoveston6781
      @thedoveston6781 Рік тому +6

      The day after the attacks I went into KFC and ordered two Flaming Tower Burgers, but they refused. To be fair, I was 15.

    • @TerryWaitesRadiator
      @TerryWaitesRadiator Рік тому

      ​@@thedoveston6781 the fella selling hot dogs outside the WTC is still looking for the bloke who ordered the two Jumbos.

  • @ZER0--
    @ZER0-- 2 роки тому +48

    Woman gets on a plane and is very nervous. She asks the steward "How often do planes crash?" The steward replied "Only once."

  • @jbmadscientist
    @jbmadscientist 14 років тому +53

    Funny right up to the bit where you realise Peter's incompetance actually saved his life, and the characters realise it too

  • @gelectrox
    @gelectrox 2 роки тому +13

    'You overslept'
    'I slept longer than anticipated'

  • @magicalbra
    @magicalbra 11 років тому +70

    Perfect. Absolutely perfect. Chris Morris is a true genius.

  • @CeticWales
    @CeticWales 13 років тому +305

    Chris Morris needs to return to television. The modern day news is crying out for the kind of satire and parody, that only he can provide!

    • @Renji1
      @Renji1 5 років тому +26

      @@markdaly1903 I think he was interviewed relatively recently and when asked if he would do something like this now, he cited that the way modern politics/news is, it is basically a parody of itself anyway. Brexit related headlines these days can look like they've been written by The Daily Mash and the actual goings on in government can seem like a plot for an episode of The Thick of It.

    • @florencecrazy
      @florencecrazy 4 роки тому +10

      @@Renji1 those are the headlines god I wish they weren't

    • @Spirit-Of-The-Age
      @Spirit-Of-The-Age 3 роки тому +3

      'THIS IS THE NEEEEWS !! ........Happy Now ?! '

    • @WhaleManMan
      @WhaleManMan 3 роки тому +1

      Weve been making this joke for 9 years now

    • @halfbakedproductions7887
      @halfbakedproductions7887 2 роки тому +3

      Despite the characters Morris portrays on screen the man himself is actually very modest and withdrawn.

  • @eldubya7972
    @eldubya7972 Рік тому +15

    ‘Sipping a cappuccino’

  • @wheresmyjetpack
    @wheresmyjetpack Рік тому +10

    "Peter you've added nothing"

  • @eleSDSU
    @eleSDSU Рік тому +7

    This truly was Peter's 9/11

  • @eldubya7972
    @eldubya7972 Рік тому +9

    ‘I’m collapsing Chris!’

  • @grakspakalack
    @grakspakalack 12 років тому +52

    As with everything that Chris Morris does this is so well thought out, so perfectly executed and so hysterically funny

  • @murrayp4
    @murrayp4 10 років тому +158

    Peter you've added nothing...

    • @KarlHamilton
      @KarlHamilton 5 років тому +5

      Loved that line too. Chris Morris really is a bloody genius.

    • @alasdairduncan3
      @alasdairduncan3 4 роки тому +2

      @@KarlHamilton BE QUIET!

    • @icemachine79
      @icemachine79 3 роки тому

      IIRC quite a few actual newscasters were using the "it's like a movie" line on the day itself. I love that Chris used it here.

  • @hotelmario510
    @hotelmario510 Місяць тому +1

    I kind of love that the humour of this isn't really at the expense of the people who died in the attacks but at Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan, who is once again shown up by Chris for his incompetence.

  • @gonufc
    @gonufc 13 років тому +140

    This is brilliant, it's quite amazing that he's taken a subject matter where if anyone makes any kind of comedy about it they are slaughtered and everyone jumps on the bandwagon but he's managed to make it so no one can possibly complain or be 'offended' about this.

  • @BaileysMariner
    @BaileysMariner 5 років тому +56

    Sipping a cappucino.

  • @Asarelah
    @Asarelah 15 років тому +30

    I'm an American, and I loved this. Good work.

  • @SC4RF4CE96
    @SC4RF4CE96 6 років тому +78

    1:07 floor 107 is now part of the basement

    • @BaileysMariner
      @BaileysMariner 5 років тому +8

      CHRIS MORRIS DONE NINE ELEVEN

    • @footielad8301
      @footielad8301 4 роки тому +4

      How strange that the time of this video where he say's that is 1 minute and 07 seconds in

    • @Movie2Documentary
      @Movie2Documentary 3 роки тому

      @@footielad8301 yes, very strange anomaly. Did you report it on facebook?

  • @laszlopunaflex6625
    @laszlopunaflex6625 Рік тому +5

    I slept longer than I'd anticipated.

  • @oldmanc2
    @oldmanc2 16 років тому +161

    "What is a hijacked airliner and does it crash?"
    I've wet myself laughing.
    No matter where you travel in the World, nobody does satirical humour better than the Brits. Love it.

  • @fpspwny995
    @fpspwny995 3 роки тому +30

    I can only imagine what the world would be like if Peter had woken up on time.

  • @jackmonaghan8477
    @jackmonaghan8477 Рік тому +5

    Couldn't stop laughing when Morris said Floor 107 is now part of the basement

  • @MareIngenii
    @MareIngenii 14 років тому +10

    Fresh, pure genius every time I listen again.

  • @atemporal9081
    @atemporal9081 16 років тому +10

    Classic, this is sheer awesomeness.
    'I'm collapsing...I managed...I'm out I'm out'.

  • @sweethenrietta
    @sweethenrietta 15 років тому +44

    I'm American and I cried when I heard this. I laughed until I cried.

    • @scottlandano3819
      @scottlandano3819 3 роки тому +3

      me too. I can't imagine tsomething like this getting done here now, much less in 2004.

  • @sidbeckett5655
    @sidbeckett5655 11 місяців тому +8

    Absolutely brilliant, I wish they'd do more of these as online specials for all major news stories.

    • @antitroll890
      @antitroll890 9 місяців тому

      So do I, doubt it ever will though due to C4 blacklisting Chris Morris

  • @lifewillseeyounow6550
    @lifewillseeyounow6550 3 роки тому +11

    When he pretends he’s going over to a tv in the restaurant rather than just switching the one in his hotel room on...

  • @GHnineteensixtysix
    @GHnineteensixtysix Рік тому +4

    ‘Floor 107... sipping a cappuccino’😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @beedubree2550
    @beedubree2550 25 днів тому +1

    "well, there's a plane and- actually we didnt hear that, the soundproofing in these buildings!" might be my favoruite line but god it is hard to pick

  • @michealothailtigh
    @michealothailtigh 15 років тому +5

    'The sound insulation in this building is extraordinary.'
    Hilarious!

  • @SixEightySeven
    @SixEightySeven 5 років тому +20

    "A very grey day ... a very grey day for the World, Chris"

    • @birolklp5574
      @birolklp5574 3 роки тому

      Oh sweet jesus I misheard it as „a very great day for the world“

    • @trainwreck3697
      @trainwreck3697 2 роки тому +4

      You’ve added nothing

  • @Epistemofo
    @Epistemofo 14 років тому +28

    This is immense; Chris Morris is beyond legendary. Cannot wait till Four Lions.

    • @SilverSpade92
      @SilverSpade92 Рік тому +5

      It's bigger than that Epistem, it's large.

  • @jbreckmckye
    @jbreckmckye 15 років тому +23

    I love 2:06, when O'Hanrahan realizes the enormity of his mistake.

  • @SixEightySeven
    @SixEightySeven 13 років тому +10

    10 years on - It never gets old!

    • @ttturtle1863
      @ttturtle1863 5 днів тому

      20 years on - it really never gets old!

  • @ComradeRichey
    @ComradeRichey 15 років тому +178

    Leave it to the genius of Chris Morris to create humour about September 11th without being gross or disrespectfull to those who died.
    Excellent stuff :)

    • @anouarkrassimovich7481
      @anouarkrassimovich7481 Рік тому +1

      are you still alive? also i wish he was nicer to Peter

    • @jsmith498
      @jsmith498 9 місяців тому +2

      Not your words, the words of Shakin Stevens.

  • @ZValenT
    @ZValenT Рік тому +6

    "Actually we didn't hear that"

    • @laszlopunaflex6625
      @laszlopunaflex6625 Рік тому +3

      The sound insulation in those buildings was extraordinary.

  • @aigtban
    @aigtban Рік тому +9

    Only Chris Morris could be that funny just saying the word "gleaned".

    • @quasarsphere
      @quasarsphere 2 місяці тому

      Matt Berry could be a worthy challenger.

  • @yommish
    @yommish 11 місяців тому +2

    Peter’s lines are so perfect

  • @carrigan308
    @carrigan308 Рік тому +10

    "It says right here, 35,000 dead."
    "Let me see your notes."
    "Um... It's 3,500 Chris!"

    • @paulc7956
      @paulc7956 Рік тому +3

      “Peter O’Hanrahanran there, live in New York. 🙂”

  • @joliecide
    @joliecide 6 років тому +54

    Peter you've lost the news!

  • @kamalindsey
    @kamalindsey Рік тому +5

    Peter, you have added nothing.

  • @mredyhcapamab
    @mredyhcapamab 17 років тому +11

    "I'm a man standing in his hotel room."
    HAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA!!!

  • @abrahamlincoln9758
    @abrahamlincoln9758 2 роки тому +3

    "It's now part of the basement."

  • @Jodezza
    @Jodezza 16 років тому +12

    Chris Morris is simply a comedy god!
    Christ I was laughing uncontrollably at this. AWESOME CLIP!

  • @Panzerbeast
    @Panzerbeast 15 років тому +6

    Chris Morris is Genius!! Wish this and Brass Eye and was back on TV again.

  • @highviewbarbell
    @highviewbarbell Рік тому +2

    "eggs over pretty grim"

  • @mpoukanouka6622
    @mpoukanouka6622 3 роки тому +14

    peter o'hanraha hanrahan was one of the few people who was actually "supposed to be there that day"

  • @akf2000
    @akf2000 14 років тому +4

    It's a clear crisp morning in New York, Chris.

    • @DoCtOrWhO195
      @DoCtOrWhO195 7 років тому +2

      Asif Khan Crackle of anticipation among the delegates at breakfast

  • @07matchamdan
    @07matchamdan 13 років тому +4

    "Are you near a television? I'd like you to turn it on. Tell me what you can see." lol

  • @willsproul3755
    @willsproul3755 2 роки тому +6

    I just realised that if Peter would have woken up in time, he would have been at the World Trade Center during the attack

  • @doktorzoom
    @doktorzoom 13 років тому +8

    "Peter, you've added nothing."

  • @redpugie6235
    @redpugie6235 4 роки тому +5

    "I'm collapsing Chris!"

  • @maryhadfad
    @maryhadfad 15 років тому +8

    I don't think it's the slightest bit offensive. The joke throughout The Day Today was that Peter was always getting the news wrong, so they thought "what's biggest most world-changing event he could lie about?". It's less of a joke about 9/11 more just again natural peak/end point for a long-running joke.

    • @AutPen38
      @AutPen38 8 місяців тому +1

      In GERMAN!

  • @McRocket
    @McRocket 3 роки тому +2

    'I'm collapsing, Chris!!!'

  • @bu0sultan
    @bu0sultan 15 років тому +11

    the second tower is collapsing...
    i'm collapsing...
    i'm out! i'm out!!
    loooooooooooooooooooooooool

  • @laurencewestern9449
    @laurencewestern9449 4 роки тому +3

    It's a clear, crisp morning in New York Chris.

  • @BrentfordsLegend
    @BrentfordsLegend 14 років тому +2

    brilliant, i've got the DVD and never knew there were extras on it.

  • @DMEB
    @DMEB 16 років тому +4

    this and brass eye are the best shows ever shown on TV

  • @davidxgillespie
    @davidxgillespie 17 років тому +2

    Great ! First time hearing this.

  • @neilgodfrey2669
    @neilgodfrey2669 9 місяців тому +1

    The actor playing Peter is an Oscar nominated writer, Patrick Marber

  • @StalwartShinobi
    @StalwartShinobi 5 років тому +1

    Back to you chris! Thanks peter x

  • @hugoscott8026
    @hugoscott8026 3 роки тому +7

    The dark thing about this sketch is that if peter did his job he’d be dead

    • @christopherwall2121
      @christopherwall2121 Рік тому

      No, the dark thing is Chris would not have been all that shaken if he were dead.

  • @Stillbornone
    @Stillbornone 16 років тому +3

    Extremely funny. I just sprayed biscuit onto my laptop in laughter. I like this. I like this a lot.

  • @Smittumi
    @Smittumi 17 років тому +3

    I didn't know this existed. It's fantastic.

  • @BOROROB
    @BOROROB 14 років тому +1

    Excellent stuff !

  • @robair67
    @robair67 13 років тому +8

    "BE QUIET!" !!!!!!!!! Absolutely epic! After I picked myself up off the floor and breathed in again I find this sketch rather moving. I think that makes it genius.

  • @pureaccuracy874
    @pureaccuracy874 14 років тому +1

    this is simply epic. Morris is a genius.

  • @hotelmario510
    @hotelmario510 13 років тому +30

    'Well I-ah. Ah. Oh my God. Er, one of the towers has collapsed, fortunately not the one I'm in, the other one, the one I'm in is, is, one of the tow-the other tow-THE TOWER I'M IN IS COLLAPSING!'

  • @nli10
    @nli10 16 років тому

    Great social commentary as usual. :)

  • @yror732
    @yror732 Рік тому +2

    "Floor 107 no longer gives a particularly good view of new york"

  • @villarule
    @villarule 14 років тому +2

    love this, Chris Morris classic!

  • @BigDaz
    @BigDaz  15 років тому +6

    If you google "The Day Today" and "Easter Egg" you'll find various secret extras on the DVD.

  • @theeddielang
    @theeddielang 14 років тому +7

    Farkin hell, I had no idea this went out! Great stuff and always good to hear Peter on the airwaves.

  • @the.youtube.of.sam.gotter
    @the.youtube.of.sam.gotter 3 роки тому +2

    "Well, there's a plane in one of them..."

  • @drees71
    @drees71 15 років тому +3

    Chris Morris is a genius.

  • @TheConciseStatement
    @TheConciseStatement 14 років тому +22

    A small note of pedantry : Morris is telling O'Hanraha-Hanrahan to keep watching a recording of the footage, whereas O'Hanraha-Hanrahan ends up treating it as live. The game's up Peter!

  • @MrPicklerwoof
    @MrPicklerwoof 12 років тому +10

    "I'm in that...er.. in THE restaurant..". :)

  • @joeg19
    @joeg19 15 років тому +21

    Would you like to revise your appraisal of the situation in the light of the information that you have just gleaned?

  • @andypalmtree
    @andypalmtree 12 років тому +4

    I slept longer than anticipated

  • @NAAADES
    @NAAADES 13 років тому +3

    @ascolti It is Chris Morris and Patrick Marber. It was an easter egg extra on the Day Today special edition DVD. There's also two with Morris and Steve Coogan as Alan Partridge, plus one other which is a reunion of the cast, such as Peter, Valerie Sinatra and Brant, the visual cartoonist from The Daily Telegraph & Partridge.

  • @wazinoz
    @wazinoz 14 років тому +40

    trente percenter

  • @LAnonHubbard
    @LAnonHubbard 14 років тому +1

    Love it!

  • @ivor1977
    @ivor1977 17 років тому +1

    morris your a legend!