Riddled with Dysentery
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- Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
- My voice can be changed to sound extremly elderly, kind old Paula Deen, senial old Paula Deen, I am extremly confident with my older sounding Paula Deens. My voice can also be used for intelligent but flawed deep sounding Muppets. Listen to my demo for a better understanding.
Editor:
Jack Clishem
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Main Channel
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Twitch Stream:
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Jerma hesitated after reading 2.8 feet deep, knowing that's almost to neck level.
And drowns in less than 5 feet of water
Wait so he’s canonically 3ft tall?
@@william8805 He gains a millimeter with each million off his debt
@@robbieboydudeguy That means if Jerma were to erase all 2.5 billion dollars from his debt he would gain 2.5 meters (8’2”) in height
@@Quigus no other way arround he GAINS hight with his debt
“I’m NOT clicking on porn.”
...
“Are you easily aroused?”
Take a survey. Earn a reward.
Hey you! We have a gift for you.
Don't you dare press that skip button!
I'll name them all.
"The gang clicks on porn"
**Sunny in Philadelphia music plays**
"Alfred I'm ejecting from the batmobile, activate autopilot."
"Master Wayne, the autopilot hasn't been installed yet. Master Wayne?... Master Wayne!?"
but wot about der legs
Edoardo Gorzo what video/stream was that from, it needs to be my notification noise
@@sneekybaboon4249 It was from the middle earth shadow of mordow highlights on second jerma :)
"Wayne? What is happening. Wayne?? WAAAAAAAAAAYNE!!"
Thats literally the plot of the dark knight rises Lmao
I love the fact Jerma loves his shirt made by his mom
Yeah, it's actually pretty adorable.
Jerma is the son I hope to have some day.
Deadly SP Why not just adopt Jerma himself?
I can see why too, the art is pretty cool.
He should get it fixed it's not that hard to repair a fabric tear like that.
Batman's high af and YOU get to play the voice in his head telling him what to do so people don't think he's high
that was what pacman 2 was basically
This comment is so good
@@biddyfoxthat's true
03:45 I love that jerma's thought about dying with 25 sets of clothing is that his character was holding 25 t shirts, implying their entire supply of clothng they bought are just all T-shirts in Jerma's eyes
What is carols waist measurement.
1
built like an optical illusion
If you want a freak show, go to the circus!
That’s an hourglass figure if I’ve ever seen one
You could bisect her with nail clippers.
1 waists
It cost 1100 dollars to purchase food and ammunition for the Oregon Trail for 12 seconds
Lmao they literally died in less than a day
WHO TOUCHED MY HORSE
Local streamer gets inside the Batmobile: Careens through the streets, smashing into people and property
Watching that live had me literally in tears
This isn't even a joke, Batman is literally going to KILL Jerma.
Local streamer (drowned)
then becomes extremely horny on the streets of Hoboken
@@dawavve Same, I laughed so hard I almost couldn't breathe. DOS Nights were the best.
Jesus, the Batmobile ejection has got the be one of the funniest non-bit Jerma moments
That took time for somebody to draw and program. A button that just automatically gives you a Game Over. It's fucking beautiful.
I like to imagine there's some point in the game where it's actually acceptable to eject.
Can someone please make an oregon trail game except its jerma themed and your destination is las vegas
It’s called new vegas
And you ride along in a hot air balloon
Wildcard7 thanks for the idea for a new play through
Are there any Jerma themed mods for Fallout: New Vegas yet?
@@waffleless It makes the SPECIAL stats be S1 P1 E1 C10 I4(1/2) A10 L7
i remember when i was like 15 i beat oregon trail at the hardest difficulty first time. i have no clue how i did it but no one cared and i was really sad abt it
at least one person cares now.
i care
you cared
Based
thats awesome wtf
"NO PORN GAMES"
Ofcourse he had to specifically mention that
hey your the man who makes the funny's I didn't know you watched Jerma
Holy shit it's reaaly him
@@PapaHepatitis7170 He's done some Jerma animations in the past!
This year we lost our dear husband, Jerma. He drowned in 4 feet of water. Sometimes we can still hear his streams.
I didn't even think about that the first time I watched this lmao
In a alternate DC Universe: A careless Batman texts and drives as he commits vehicular homicide before ejecting himself from the scene.
Aka Zack Snyder's Batman
@@Jack_Pepsi
Pretty much
Ah yes, the city of love, *H O B O K E N*
Misogynist streamer demands women fulfil impossible body standard of 1 inch waist
1 breast unit
The 'Jerma will always do something shortly after saying he won't' rule holds up scarily well
There's something about the title "Riddled with Dysentery" paired with Keaton's Batman glaring at me that makes for a magical thumbnail combo.
"I'm not clicking on that. I'm not clicking on porn"
*Literally starts playing it on the next frame*
Oh Jerma, I hope you never change
Lmao
I was gonna say "Insane streamer pays for a ferry ticket to get past waist deep water" but then I realized that would actually be a serious drowning risk for him
=_=
If only Batman hadn't ejected from the Batmobile for no reason, all those riots could have been stopped.
Here lies Jerma. his final words were:
"We're gonna like fuckin' turn into a bread box oh no"
"You are dominated by a feeling of wanton lust" has to be one of if not the one thing I've never wanted to hear Jerma say.
Is this the streamer that drowned in 4.7’ deep water on stream?
On stream? More like IN STREEM am I right boys? 😎
MadMax0417 yikes
I enjoy when Jerma seeks consensus from his fellow viewers, he's just asking for trouble.
Streamer blows money on large amount of food, ammo, and clothes and dies before he can even use it
jerma bought 1500 bullets
he reached Oregon with 1503 bullets
I knew the second the batmobile crashed, he wasn’t gonna hold it together
This doesn’t make any sense. That can’t be how it happened.
"$5... that's it?!"
*one quick google later*
That's in the ballpark of $162 equivalent in 1848.
6:30 hallucinating streamer SQUEALS at possible insect
LOL, love the grave edit at 4:35
the description is deep jerma lore
Yes it is.
Hey JackEdit I saw that you commented on a superdazza video an hour ago just letting you remember that you did that
This isn’t JackEdit
I did do that yes thank you
JackEdit hey JackEdit your shoes are untied
@@captainclipy6236 Oh thanks man If you had not of told me that I may have tripped and falled on the ground
@@JackClishem hey jack do you edit?
Jerma really does look like a werewolf when he wears torn clothing.
i actually had to leave the room to laugh without disturbing my gf during the fucking batman shit, i felt like my chest was gonna collapse holy shit
i wanna make a point and click RPG with paula deen as the main love interest just to hire jerma to do the voice acting
I cannot believe Jerma drowned in a river that was 4 feet deep. The game knows.
LOVE YOU GUYS!!!
I like how Jerma went from British woman to a hybrid of Vinny’s Tinky Winky impression and Mr. Saturn.
I wish i was there to see chat's reaction to his ripped shirt. I can already see the sea of kreygasms and -2 homeless jokes
jerma spent 44k dollars on supplies in Oregon trail if calculated with inflation
I love how the description is from Jerma's 2005 Voice123 page. Classic
GET WELL SOON JEREME
11:59 That right there is the face of a man who would send an unmanned car into a crowd of people.
*Poor midget man with torn clothes shows his talent to speak in many voices*
Its comforting to say that with the new editors editing we will have jerma content throughout the drought of livestreams. Nice video Jack Chlisem I subbed back when your Spooky Jump Scare Mansion video came out. Good job getting on the channel by the way! Its awesome to see more official Jerma content.
7:53 This song still creeps me out, even when it's chip tuned.
haha misspleling
4:37 Professional voice actor at work, folks!
It’s crazy how accurately CNN is depicted in that Batman game
Cumsack
I like how Jerma got suicidal not even an hour in to the oregon trail.
jerma loves car crashes even in point and click games
The wagon doing a family guy fall in
This is the part I came for 11:08
This stream was a Classic
Been posted for literally one minute when I watched this and there was already a dislike who is that quick on the draw to just be a jackass like they're almost definitely following him
It was you
2kliksphillip did a video on this a few years ago, a lot of people do it just to be the first dislike so he started disliking his own videos when he uploaded them and the early dislikes stopped lol
@@MadMax0417 TIL
My dark machinations laid bare before me
Aw yes the man of the few voices
Thanks Jack!
Still waiting for SaturDOS Night to make a return. I loved these so much!
Jerma tore a hole through his shirt with his humongous schnozz
14:24 NOOO MY NAME IS CAROL STOP
Streamer drowns in 4.7 ft of water during a t-shirt challenge.
Bring back saturDOS! Or friDOS or thursDOS or whateverDOS just bring it back!
Thank you Jack,very cool. love the longer video formats
Friends don’t let friends Ford the river
Take a ferry!
4:07 that was creepy man
5:31 "I need a new wagon!"
C is not a bust measurement. The letter is a ratio of breast to chest, so it needs to be accompanied by a chest size i.e. 34C
A light the burns twice as bright is also hot.
14:53 you can hear someone go "eugh" in the background hahahahaha
The idea of them sleeping in the bed with Jex has me fucking rolling lmaooo
4:29 YOU GOTTA KEEP EM SEPARATED
the consistency that we have been blessed with!!!
How can she lose with the stuff she use
Nineteen, one, thirty-two, oh what a winning hand
I graduate today
Dwarf streamer drowns in a 4ft deep puddle after swimming for one second
I believe that porn game is the only game in human history to be set in fucking Hoboken, NJ
the best creepypasta JERMA DROWNED
Jerma (drowned)
He reached oregon with 3 more bullets than he started with, thats fucking impressive
Jeremy are you a leg man!?
Gotham sounds like 2020.
jerma, the sharpest tool in the shed, cutting straight through his shirt like its paper
according to the computer guy
Underrated description
Now I know I've been talking about Jacks edits and how they're all good, but it's different this time cus I'm on a computer and Jack STILL making good edits
Aww what a cute shirt
Batman Returns is such a weird movie but I love it
I like the description, hopefully we’ll hear Jerma and his voice acting skills in cyberpunk 2077, fingers crossed.
THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS, YO
What could you possibly cook with flour, sugar, coffee and bacon?
Local compact streamer drowns in a stream after just 3 minutes
*Jerma (Drowned)*
Hilarious! Thanks Jerma
Misread it as “Reddit with Dysentery” for a second
jermy
Jerma is cool
Ofcourse jerma drowned in a 4.7ft deep body of water