What's in my gopnik bag | Boris Slav edition
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- Опубліковано 31 бер 2017
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Happy first of the month! This is what is inside my slav gopnik bag.
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Intro music:
• Gopnik McBlyat - Snake...
Outro music:
• Video
I make funny cheeki breeki slav videos of gaming and cooking.
Slav squatting is in my blood and semechki in my hand.
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If the Dragunov is there, WHERE IS THE KALASHNIKOV, BLIN!
you fold dragunov a bit and is kalash
but dragunov is semi auto kalash is spraying machine
Tovar, you cannot just fit EVERYTHING into a small gopnik bag. Some decency, blin.
Tovarisch Shashlikov also no scope
especially if you press trigger fast enough
Now put it back.
+fiszczenko
just watch it in reverse
as long as it works
fiszczenko LOL
I'm from poland -Jestem z polski
+Ireneusz Dominik ja tez
“This is small bag. Not much fit in here.”
*_PULLS OUT DRAGUNOV SVD_*
Holy shit I wonder how did it fit there 🤔🤔🤔🤔
@@what4032 magic
Even the vodka and babushkas fist
He could fit a Kalashnikov in there too
@@bobohricefarmer2285 sad the AK didn't fit
But the dragunov did
Boris: I dont remember packing this
Me: Vadim Blyat!
It was a Kinder Egg. Illegal in America.
Yeeeeees 🤣
Critical MudWing
Their legal again and have been for a while
I want him to shop more so that i can steal more food from him, that is why i give him shopping cart
@@petzouqi76 there's a different kind America has
ADIDAS = All Day I Dream About Squatting
Fabertastic I'm dead.
Fabertastic All Day Im Doing Anything Slavic
Fabertastic Korn fan I guess
Fabertastic 😂😂😂
Fabertastic
That bag is a portal to slav Narnia
иди наухй
Hermetic Kitten XD
Hermetic Kitten slarnia
Sve 64 XDDDDDD
Hermetic Kitten
Its called "Slavnia".
"genuine fake leather", oxymoronic, yet makes perfect sense
true slav
You could think it wasn't really fake leather, so he clarified
It really is fake...so yes, it works!
It is genuine(ly) fake... no oxymoron here
Here in Bali we have a Shop called 100% genuine fake Shop 😁😁
"Top ten mysteries science cant explain"
No 1
ADIDAS BAG
No. 2 boris' flask
gopnik bag*
Can't tell if it's an April Fool jokes or if it's actually what a gopnik has in his bag...
clearly both
You forgot the Makarov!
lol
confused western spy confirmed
TO THE GULAG WITH THE AMERICANSKI
*'The Babushka's Fist'*
I'm dead.
AFoxInAviators i am your 100 like
Yes thank you
rule 34. don't search, don't tell
Fedon Fedonbir I search I tell
as i read this boris said it. this always happens!
6:08 breaking a shotglas filled with vodka, is like breaking a slav heart :(
that hurt me in my slav heart
The bag looks so smol though
Edit: i am dumb
Lmao
Lmfao
Lmao
Lmao
Lmao
Adidas should pay you for this shit
Emilio hg no its called ladibas!
Boris owns that most sought after of magical items, the "gopnik bag of holding"
the most legendary bag ever
it is said only game characters have been able to find them, but not here >:^^)
(also, do you watch Wakfu? i see Yugo and Az in your prof pic ^^)
To answer your question yes I do
ahh, those 2 are adorable
Ravensie New Wakfu season?
Adds infinite carry weight
"Detecting anomalies, maybe fixing street lamp."
Just a typical day.
Nobody:
Boris: 'casually takes dragunov out of bag'
Every bloke a blighter until Boris pulls out a Druganov out of his bag....
dora the explorer backpack **slav edition**
Jaedon Ong good one 😂
I think doraemon pocket slav edition
Minecraft inventory
Jaedon Ong lol
Boris
Boris
Boris the Gopnik
BORIS
"genuine fake leather" lmao
"...it might be a knockoff though"
Artur Komoter
Real fake doors
In India they call it "genuine pseudo-leather"
Russians capture a black hole and use it for storage (2632, 2017-ified)
If Dora the Explorer would be slavic, that would be her backpack
Then she would finally have some real defence against swiper with the draganov, and she could use the knife to skin him.
Abibas
Dora the exploder
Things that are bigger on the inside:
-Tardis
-Narnia wardrobe
-Mary Poppins’ handbag
-Gopnik bag
The House of Death
Hermione's purse
-the empty space inside my brain
The cats hat from the cat in the hat
Real life bag of holding
Now I know what bags they use in video games...
Russians in CS:GO use that
i was always wondering how that can fit so much stuff in their inventory.
there are those games where you have infinite ammo, they probably use these bags.
Fortnite
It's used in the Metro and STALKER games.
They use quality Slavic bags made of genuine fake leather
Boris: Secretly a DnD master, has his own Bag of Holding.
Nat 20 for magic
Boris: "this is a small bag"
Also Boris: *pulls out observable universe
I was asking my dad for an adidas tracksuit for months, after i showed him one of your videos he took me straight to our local sports shop and got me the whole thing, including the gopnik bag. Thank you Boris.
You’re like a weeb but for Russians
a Slavaboo
Stattris gopnaku
That's amazing for you my friend, you're doing good, blin
@@sanderdegreef379 damn nike logo
I get actual Adidas advert before video. Gopnik level 💯 reached.
This is how you get gopnified
that's how gopnik works
That bag legit opens up a portal to another dimension
Top 3 biggest spaces
3. Bootes void
2. Distance between milky way and Andromeda
1. Boris' Adidas bag
Now imagine what's in his pocket !
Probably Kalashnikov, AWP, Dragunov, Chernobyl plane tickets and a Russian lada
KusKusPL Annother Dragunov?
Jovan Kovacevic one dragunov is never enough.
One is never enough.
More bolts of course
He pulled out a gun....bruhh now I can just see him trying to pull out a tank from the bag
mclovin _ made my day.
mclovin _ I mean these people take over a armored vehicle and crash into a convince store to steal some cheap vodka
You dont carry one?
he keeps tank in back of slavmobile
"a Gun" Dude.. its the Mother of all Guns - The Dragunov ;)
Throughout the video I was constantly asking myself where is the gun Boris??? But my prayers were answered at the last so I am happy😂🤣😂🤣
That looks exactly like my school bag
“OKHRANA, OPEN UP!”
I see that Boris has those video game character inventories.
Next video: Test the actual Tsar Bomba.
And Father Of All Bombs
Surprised he didn't pull it out of the bag.
KillJoy lol blyad
Next next video: How to make Gopnik Bomba.
How can he forget most important part of any gopnik bag. He forget the RPG
Boris: the slavic Mary Poppins
Boris..
Slav also is an illusionist..
Isn't it?
Dante sei ovunque. Ma sei italiano?
@@eugenioberti7336 certamente
Dante Alighieri non eri morto "qualche anno" fa??
Pasta
Cazzo prima nella divina commedia ora pure qua e che ca***
Ok now I know this is fake. That eraser is WAY to big for that bag.
ok you got me
That semechki bag was also very suspicious..
Bro, never heard of Doraemonov?
ever heard of being slav?
You can just put it in diagonally...
"if you see similarity with your bag, you are at least 75% slav"
does it count if i say the similarity is that my bag also seems to violate the laws of physics?
Idea for new GTA: GTA Slav Andreas
Is Slav Andrei
*First few seconds of video*
Boris: *This is genuine fake leather*
IM DYING XDDD
No XD in Russia, you will be sent to gulag
WESTERN SPY
that's the real Slavs spirit :D
Nikola Andjelich dap
A fellow Serbian comrade!
6:08 can we get some F s in the comments for babushka's shot glasses
“Made of genuine fake leather”
This feels like an advertisement for Adidas bags
It fits many things
It should be!
#RIPGlass
May he be remembered
Who cares about the glass. Rip vodka
^ That's my man!
xarhs larouk fuck the glass if gopniks are real men they would drink that shit out the bottle
Thats one small bag!
*Pulls out communism*
Introducing slav survival kit
I love how the kinder surprises pop up randomly
Boris! My mom is finnish but can squat down on full heels?! What is this sorcery?!?!
LoosingTutoriols sisu
Fantasterrific ajme meni
LoosingTutoriols it's called skill. Slav skill.
Finns are close to slavs, so this is fine
LoosingTutoriols me filipino
Geez he has a whole freaking Minecraft inventory
Mistake: ❌Smartphone ▶️Slavphone ✔️
Jjajjajajahhahaha
weStalin
*hic* THEY USE TO CALL ME ON THE SLAVPHONE *hic* EVERYTIME WE HAD SQUAT PLANS *hic*
I found your channel at 1:00 in the morning. its 3...
When you pulled out the draganov I lost it
Broo every single word of yours makes me laugh to death😂😂😂
6:28 at this point i thought he is going to take out his car from the bag😃😅😂😂😂
I did not see cigarettes... )
Farrah Wakefield slavs dont destroy their lungs, they destroy their kidneys
*liver
Electric cigarette carried in pocket, with vape-compatible vodka-flavoured essence of slav ;)
Rekhoem Airsoft he's not gay
Screw cigarettes! Kompot is addicting *and* healthy! Kompot>Smoking
My good slavic komerade,
I have come to inform you that there are other Adidas Gopnik bags that may allow you to carry more than what you currently can. For example, my Slav friend, though it is highly unlikely, seeing as Slavs never miss, say you run out of ammunition on one of your dragunovs, why bring more ammunition, when you can just bring another dragunov? Well these Gopnik bags have you covered, my friend.
Now ive seen smart but this this is genius
The prophecy is true
Blyatifull
2:26 when Boris said 'AHA!' he sounds like Anatoli
Infinitive bag.. Love it!
Gopnik bag is build in a mini black hole inside like women hand bag confirmed
Would love to see a video of you shooting the Dragunov!!!
I think it might be an Airsoft replica.
Patrik Ogrizek Awww yeah that just might be the case. But hey you never know! I would hope he wouldn't tease us like that.
It is unlikely that it is real dragunov. Gun ownership is too limited in Europe.
MyYTwatcher oh, yeah I forget that the laws are really strict over there.
Nooooot really. I know it's not 'murika over freedom with AR's falling from the skies in Europe, but it's still possible to legally own (fun) firearms in a lot of Europe. A Drag is semi-auto too with a small magazine, so it's not like they'd classify it as an assault rifle either. Read up and you'll be surprised...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overview_of_gun_laws_by_nation#Europe
We've made it, Slav Bois, this video has 69k likes. This is the pinnacle of human achievement.
dont know how i missed this video for 3 years! and i thought i've watched all your content...amazing stuff my true slav king!
Genuine fake leather.. bought for €5 so might be knock off 😂
This has to be fake that cell phone is way to big to fit in gopnick bag
yea only the cell phone and not the dragonov
Doge Daniel I um what? oi! Vladimir! Smoke the bastard!
Adam Thomas its called sarcasm
Tu fenix shidor who are you talking to?
The hell you talking to?
Always have a bolt! You never know when you're going to walk up to an anomaly! I loved Stalker :D
Swag is for boy
Slav track suit is for man
Slav notification Squad here gopniks
superROTV Alyo. ☺
davai
i want this magical bag 😢
Xayah :3 its not a magic back. Its a true slav back
You need to be a Slav and gopnyk for the slavness
Xayah :3 just buy the cheapest knock-off, but it needs to have three stripes and needs to have "Adidas" on it and then you put in it some pashtet, mayonez, vodka and a kalashnikov... after that just go to the salesman who sold it to you and say "aaaaah nu chiki briki I v damke"
TheCroatianOcelot upravo tako
Ante Budimir vidis, imam pravo...
Thanos:infinity gauntlet
Boris:infinity bag
I have enjoyed, Thank you Slavking.
A bag of sunflower seeds, vodka and a couple of shot glasses, called it.
Lol the way he zooms in on the bag while putting stuff in is hilarious.
Keep up the great work Boris!
When i saw him pulling a Sniper out of the bag, i imediately searched for 5 dollars to buy it
Happy New yearrr
That's a big bag...
That's small bag! cause RPG does not fit in that
ye old egöl For you.
RPG does fit inside, just remove one of the bolt and you're good to go,
it's called the Gopnik infinity bag.
Proper slavic bag is bottomless
My bag has the same stuff, just with a bigger knife and a small Kalashnikov, for personal defence.
Boris has *ALL* of the "Deepened Pockets" perks unlockable.
Boris yes ... This is so smoothly done
anomalies from the stalker games?
yep
Those whose asses stayed too close from chernobyl
Hey guys it's ya boy Anomaly from Chernobyl
And Metro.
Doraemon's pocket -Slav edition*
Bullviper 98 pit meets bull
Lol.
Man, this guy is totally cashing in on all the slav stereotypes, especially as far as gopnik goes.
this was amazing... blin master Boris
Until the babushka's fist came I thought it was legit
Audrius Pliaskus Until babushka's fist I thought it was fake
Do a video of *trying* to shot the dragunov
awesome video boris
I rewatched this after reading Roadside Picnic. I couldn't stop laughing at the bolts. Absolute genius!
1:21 Surprise! XD
WESTERN SPY IS IN THE SLAV BAG ! NOOOOO !
Kim Min-ho/김 민호 those have been banned in America for a very very long time
where is pkp pecheneg or rpd?
In pocket
maurice meerts rpd most unpopular machinegun in slavs countries
pkp better for gopnik , bigger round
maurice meerts the real question is, where the blin is the Kalashnikov?
where is the T 14 Armata ?
I'm Filipino but Russian blood
I live in Philippines my entire room is half full of Adidas brands
Me too
Best brad
oh privet comrade
Boris sei grande!🍾
Basically video game inventory IRL
the dragunov is essential to shut vadim up without even going outside the house
towards the end I was almost expecting Boris to pull out an old Soviet T-34 tank from that endless Gopnik Addidas bag
Haha!. Good mention to the Stalker saga bro!
Doraemon, you lost to BORIS the Shashlik King.
is dis gopnik bag or stalker bag
asking because of the druvagnov inside
and the gasmask
and the vo- nope
Doesn't matter. Only gopniks and military are in the zone. And if you are not with the military, then you know...
Охох, красава 👍🏻
Всё как всегда на уровни чики брики) 👍🏻
some people carry tape, I carry Bolts
- Boris