Could You Pass The Russian Gopnik Test?!
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- Опубліковано 27 тра 2024
- 🇧🇾 I have always admired the Russian gopnik lifestyle, the beer, the fashion, the freedom and so when my Slavic friend Alina arrived in Minsk I asked her to teach me the ways of the gopnik.
Get ready for semechki, squatting and Adidas in a gopnik adventure!
This slavic girl is definitely an upgrade from that gay Norwegian guy you were dating in India.
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Lmao
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:)
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Look at this western spy assimilating with the locals , great job agent bald
Yesss that's what I think he is!
very bald of you
Your gonna get the man killed for real!! lol!! dont let this rumor start you know we got hella bots on the tube!!
Did they fuck ? She was hot
@@davidcoleman2463 and I suppose lizard people run the world too?
I love how Alina doesn’t care about being judged, she’s so carefree. I wanna be like her.
is she single
You can be like her, It's up to you
Slavs are carefree anyway
@@anderstermansen130. I think she may have a fella with no hair.
It is wild how chill and sweet slavic girls are versus the impression and demeanor they appear to have from the outside. Their like an ice cream cone with warm fudge on the inside.
Seriously, Alina seems like she is the perfect travel adventure companion.
Alina is great, keep her as your travelling companion .
is she single
@@anderstermansen130 bruh
@@spladoinkk Hallo is she single or what
But not for Afghanistan
Legend says 9 months later a small gopnik with cheap beer and low quality cigarettes was born
You must smoke Беломорканал cigarette's if you are a real man (Belomorkanal)
And allegedly he was without hair.
@@jokespot some joke I heard some time ago said a woman gave birth to a baby Taliban but the daddy taliban refused to accept his paternity saying he has a beard but the baby hasn't. The woman then pointed at her pubic bush and said the baby had a beard but got caught in there when he came out!
burianvlad2005 Rumor Also has it that The small Gopnik Will be born bald and Bankrupt.
Will not was
This guy is literally on top of the world traveling around with a hot chick with lots of positive energy.
If u got a positive dick u gonna attrakt positive chick.
@@xardomakagiftgott483 agreed
And that gay Norwegian guy.
Honestly, I need to head to Russia
@@kyshorror2304 You mean the USSR?
This woman is right up everyone’s street, such a beauty
I'd love to get right up her street if you know what I'm sayin'
@@helmhammerhand7928 Why are you the way that you are.
@@helmhammerhand7928 bet it's a narrow street.
9:52
Она без комплексов
Alina and this video brought a lot of joy to many people
The babushkas found you a wife ah?
Lucky bastard.
😁
Yess yesss
you never say no to babushka
The babushkas were in Moldova not Belarus.
the energy boost that comes from hanging with hot girls is CLEARLY undeniable.
you forgot the boose factor lol
So true. Ugly bitches just really drag you down
You got it WRONG mister. Bald has had this energy since day one. He is the one doing the boosting here.
Shut up I don't give a shit how thirsty you are
Thats called the power of pussy.. Vikings had a saying that went: one female pubic hair can pull a thousand ships
My wife is Ukrainian , and very well educated. When I met her in Turkey she was wearing Adidas Top and Trainers.. Maybe she was a Gopnik. Oh and she knew how to open a bottle with a lighter🤔
Bald and Alina , your video blogs are hilarious. Hopefully we see more of Alina soon.
From where in Turkey
@@dilara13
Antalya
Everybody including myself that goes to turkey learns that lighter trick! I learned it from some Turkish guys at the Istanbul airport. Lol! So funny…
You are not eastern european if you cant open bottle with lighter lol
you imported hr because of the "war" and its called gopnitsa not gopnik
I did my "pretend gopnik" thing in the late 90s/early 00s--when there were still lots of real ones around. Beer was drunk from 2-liter bottles, using a plastic cup to drink it. Doing the squat with your heels on the ground is a challenge--I guess it helps if you start in childhood. As he said, "Heels on ground, comrade found. Heels in sky, western spy."
U used a cup ... pathetic 🤣 greetings from Croatia 😎
@@yodapower11 yeah right, gotta drink from the bottle
It's not hard, unless you're a little too heavy. Can speak from experience lol
I keep seeing The Beastie Boys and maybe Pete Davidson
Watching a middle aged English man parade like a gopnik warms my heart
In many countries, it is unacceptable to make fun of the mentally handicapped.
Hahahah
Would have been more fun if they ran into some real hardcore Gopniks. lol
loose pants
he literaly asked the shopkeeper '' where are the gopnik clothes?'' :DDD i'm dead
Alina is a doll.. you should invite her along more often.. As great as your solo video adventures are, Alina makes your vlogs even better... funny and entertaining .. adventurous with a good attitude.. What more could you ask for in a travelling companion? Hope to see more of her.
You haven't seen the Cuba videos then, she was so pissed at him in that series. As far as I know that was the last time she appeared in his channel.
she looks like a human to me
Nah
Elaina needs her own channel..she's stunning I'd watch her definitely, she's Mesmerising
I've been wanting her back for along time. Guess it's not going to happen. Bald won't tell us anything about what happened to her. I want to know!
Or at least to know that she's O K , and see some pictures of her and that big beautiful smile.
Onlyfans??
@@TheMhannah100 what is wrong with you
Ever watch a video and not realize you're smiling until you stop smiling? This video started my day off right.
Mein to comp
Its called the Bald effect.
I always watch with a straight smile until the video ends, I realise it lol.
"I'm with my friend Elina..."
Yeah, "friend" Elina. Right... ;)
I thought bald had a misses and kids
@@JW-ks3wq And? Lol.
fieldy409 yeah FairPlay lol
Alina not Elina
13:57 definitely not a friend
Soldiers are checking your ass 😂😂That made me laugh so hard.I love this channel
Best videos so far! it's all about enjoying life and of course alina made it special!
Its funny how Mr. Bald forgets he is bankrupt when he is with a girl... “keep the change” 🤣
He remembered when he saw that big box of chips.
@@calebb4782 its called Selective Amnesia which kicks in when he is with a girl.
Yea... Bankrupt with 2,5 mil subs XD
@@frog382 he would’ve made about 5k of this video alone
@@connorc4044 5k euros🤯
‘The soldiers all checked out your bum’ hahahahaha they had no idea what to say but nod 😂😂😂😂 brilliant
😂😂😂 Mr. Bald is a savage
I thought he was a little jealous but maybe I was wrong lol
😂
Alina is beautiful! You are a lucky man just to know her and to have these experiences with her. All the best Alina. I'm sorry if the break up of the Soviet Union affected you and your family in a painful way.
Brilliant - you guys have so much fun!! Keep up the good work
What a fun girl, she isn't even plugging her social media or anything. Just a good friend teaching you how to be a gopnik lol!
@Alien dogshit things people think it's cool
@Alien its the thing your on right now
@Alien It is. UA-cam is a creative outlet in the space of social media, so yes, it counts.
She looks like a drug addict.
@Alien Of course you can. Just like other social medias there are factors of gratification: likes, comments, subsciptions.. they all contribute to the gratification the person uploading the video receives. now whether or not it is for their self-image based on looks is entirely dependable on the video's niche. And we know how diverse UA-cam is as a platform.
HAHAH that that soldier dude didn't give a shit :D
I don't give a $#!t, I looked too. Alina is smokin
but you know Mr bald is getting it 💀
Wtf is a " gopnik"??? Lol
That is so Gopnik of him.
14:11. I am dying with laughter. I also have to give credit to Lev: his knowledge of gopnik culture was outstanding
Wow, you two make a great team. Looks like so much fun. Cheers.
Mr. Bald got gopniked by an undercover gopnik, he ended up paying for the cigarette which he bummed. lmao
@@johnwayne8494 but I've only got two left!
More Alina please!
@Master Robotnik LOL Jealous Rusky............. Cannot get PUSSY!! then a FOREIGNER just comes and takes it..................axaxaxa......
B
Not only pretty, also has a heart of gold!
@Master Robotnik your gay and fat
These videos are hilarious! Keep them coming ✊🏼
I always come back to this video for a good laugh. One of my favorites.
The chick has suddenly attracted all the Indians back to your channel😜
LOL true
bitch lasagna
It's nice to watch some thing you will never taste
Lol
too bad.
I have no idea what I just watched. But I enjoyed every second of it.
I have no idea what I just made but I had fun making it)
Ah man this was epic! I loved it I laughed so much. Alina is such an awesome travel companion too she has such a great personality!
Thanks for this video! It reminds me about my student years in Minsk!
For the first time in Minsk gopnik says: "Privet", "Spasibo". Citizens are shocked.
Why they are shocked?
@@abintaardha584 because a gopnik is not welcoming
@@abintaardha584 probably because of unexpected politeness.
They say Zdarova pituh then spits on the floor
@@abintaardha584 Because they usually say swear words
My favorite travel UA-camr!
*Approved by Professional Gopnik*
I have tears in my eyes right now. Family reunion wibes, well except, that you aren't a family :)
Western Spy?
Omg it's the one and only professional gopnik
I mean it's no life of Boris but if professional gopnik approves then you're in business
Ayyy :D
Man you two are the best! Love all your videos❤😂😂!
I love this guy, I did a lot of travelling around the continent and playing guitar on the street when I was young..brings back great memories 😊
He went to russia, visited unknown countries, drank vodka out of a tin can found on a nuclear fall out site, share his vodka with a son a his mom, got a ride on a Lada... and now the absolute CHAD HAS A WAIFU !!!! Mr Bald you are the only one capable of defeating Thanos with the Infinity Gauntlet ..
Agreed
Sintetic Belarus*
call my country Russia one more time and I’m going sicko mode
@@placeholder8768 Russia
It's belarus man
@@placeholder8768 so how is sicko mode I wonder, since our good lad @Libra here has done us the favor?
Notification squad, My fav youtuber. Much love from Poland
Cheers my Polish bro.
bald and bankrupt ever thought of visiting Poland maybe?
@0 0 dont Wear adidas and Wear every tracksuit they can buy lmao
How about notification squat?
@0 0 they tend to be more violent and are usually also football hooligans
Суперское видео. Алина так вообще покорила мое сердечко) Теперь думаю поехать в Беларусь
Years ago, as a language student, I was three times in Minsk. Such fond memories! Thanks for sharing!
Heels on the ground, comrade found! Heels in the sky, American spy!!
This is a nice one
Isnt it: "heels in the Sky western spy?"
*western
Heels high western spy is more like it
That's the funniest thing. I LOL'ed
Time to become bankrupt and loose all my hair, learn some russian and bam! All the ladies are interested. Well, if you are as charismatic as Mr. Bald, that is... the madlad gopnic :D
Sending respect from Germany!
That guy was a complete stranger with less than 1000 suscribers 6 month ago..
@@Tesstickles101 mmh quite a naïve statement.. baldr is cold as ice and scores hundred of millions views..
@@GuerrierJulius do you not think that is the case for you and not him? its evident many only like him for his characteristics and the way he can be positive and yet comedic whilst in the middle of nowhere.
@@Dockhead ??!.. I was answering a comment sayin how charismatic bald is..
@@GuerrierJulius oh im sorry i completely mis understood your response.
Most fun I've bloody had all day! Two thumbs up!
Absolutely fantastic mate, love watching your travels, takes me away from Sunderland, glad you recovered from the covid. 👍
Alina is so sweet, charming and funny af ... 😂
Salute to her presence of mind !
So sweet! Her smile is infinitely endearing
*virginity intensifies*
@@northstar92 and her laugh
She is adorable
Does she have a YT channel or Twitter?
RUSSIAN: you are not one of us
BALD: HOLD MY BLYAT
Hahaha suka
@@scarykiss успокойся!!!!
Alina and Tanya add so much to these videos. Just so much personality.
My favourite Slavic girl. I’m in love. 😍😍🥰🥰😘
"Most dangerous part of Minsk, look at this dangerous underpass."
meets some friendly guys playing the Accordian, super dangerous!
Oh ya, they're scarry alright...Where do I sign up...😀
I live in Vienna/Austria one of the highest living standard cities in the world and i think here is more dangerous than minsk! hahaha 😜
Aaron Vorne Minsk needs more African immigrants
And they even play jewish music
That's how they get you.
3:49 after meeting russian hottie Bald and BANKRUPT becomes: "Take it, I don't need change"
hahahahahahaha
ya hahahahaha
Public agent😂😂
@Fili_rami meh, as a belorussian I can assure you it's 99% the same and you always can interchange the word belorussian with the word russian, but not the other way around lol
@Fili_rami nah, we're gonna build our own one with blackjack and ladies =p
I know this video is three years old... but you guys were a blast, love your chemistry, like in the cat smuggling video... the world need more of those kind of videos and people like you, thanks
Lightened my heart, good fun!
ROTFL 4:30. I like how they aren't even mad about being called out. "these guys just checked out your ass" the guys in question, "Yep, we sure did!"
and she liked it also!
I am sure that she's used to it, as cute as she is.
Not saying it's right or wrong... just that it's certainly common.
They said truth, why would they be mad? Nice ass is a nice ass ☝️
Real men don't snitch on each other.
wha a yu geh?
Damn Alina is easy on the eye. Hope to see more of her on your adventures. Gopniks for Life!
How did i miss this stuff. Love it!
Great accordian dance! Pissed myself laughing
6/10 .
Pros: Perfect wife material for Vova, real gopnik hours, fun and entertaining.
Cons: Not enough vodka, not a single modified VolksWagen (or Lada).
You mean: Blyadmobil
@@wladimirwacker8601 oh blin, how could I forget that
Funnie not enough semechki
Oldschool RuneScape boi.
Not enough hardbass
Mr. Bald is a treasure. Your vids are far better than anything on any travel channel on TV.
BTW-More Alina in more of your vids,please.
Yes, more Alina. She's adorable. Take her with you lol..
I agree. Mr Bald on fire with these eastern European videos. I wonder how he learnt Russian language.
Really enjoyable, entertaining vlogs of this series in Eastern European countries. Mr Bald is more at home. I thought in India his humour, ways didnt go with the surroundings and people. Obviously for obvious reasons as it’s in india. Here mr Bald videos suits well
@@hassymiia6267 his ex wife was eastern european. and he has a video on how he learned. he basically memorized as many words as he could
Yup! And they are Married now!
Hoping they stay together…
✌️❤️🌴
@@willmartin1837 ! whaaaat. Lucky dude
Just discovered your channel and LOVE it. Been binging. PLEASE tell me Alina is more than just a "friend". She seems sooo cool and fun.
Alina has a v infectious laugh. And Bald is great fun, as always.
Love how Bald just calls out those soldiers in front of everyone! Hahahaaa no cares
L F 😂 calm down. Sat on the internet calling people idiots over nothing... The fact you think Bald might reply to you when you’re rude to people in his comments shows how non observant you are. He’s a decent guy and only replies to positivity. No room for negative people.
@L F I don't think he set it up at all lol. Also, I'm a *very* observant person.
@@gmkzilla7655 🤦🏽♀️
In Belarus the joke is every 3rd person is a conscript or a policeman, they all have to do national service. The guys in uniform probably had no more interest being a soldier than their Babushka has. Most of them are very young and going through the motions, as evidence by their shyness. Belarus is a fun place.
@@user-or8fm9us9u yeah, absolutely different countries with the same gopniks
😂😂😂, never, ever ever ever ever ever change your style of documenting where you go man. You look at the sterile travel pish you get on the telly and it's like WTF. You guys do it so we'll and totally natural.
Man I love eastern Europe...
And the girls..... ♨️
Not all true. There is also the occasional whales but not feminists at least
@@mr.mystery9338
😂😂😂😂🤣
that was a lot of fun, thanks ❤️
Bald, you and Elincik brought a big smile to my face this morning.
honestly man this was one of the funniest and most entartaining vlogs i ever watched on UA-cam! Keep up the work good work Mr. Bald!
Glad you liked it, especially since I wasn't going to upload it because of the cringe factor at some points.
@@baldandbankrupt You made a good choice uploading it. Had a smile the whole time while watching.
@@baldandbankrupt cringiest funniest video i ever watched thank you so much for uploading it, probably the only thing that made me laugh this whole week
@@baldandbankrupt It was funny and cheerful. More of this type of videos are needed in the world! :)
1 ruble and you get a bag full of semechki?
Heaven.
belarussian ruble tho, which means half a dollar or so.
on second thought, yeah that's cheap.
I guess high demand lowers the cost
you are so funny.
I feel better every time I watch your video. I will always support you.
Alina is adorable in this vid
Alina is a keeper. She dances, she gopniks like the best of them. Damn you Eastern European super-hot women!
they fit , cause their generations starved
@ABC DEF you're sad as fuck, go do something with your life, its cringe.
what would be funny if i took every comment for evidence and handed it in for cyber police or even passed through to terrorism unit, and had you talked with.
@@Dockhead internet warrior
@@Dockhead jesus you're more pathetic than he is. Fucking "cyber police" lmao
isn't she from italy?
Love Alina! She's always smiling and funny! She needs to do her own UA-cam channel. Say hi, Bald! Good vid!
These eastern europe girls are amazing, comparing to the depressed or posh western womens
@@nicub oh buddy come on down to Dublin, still livin the emo club life. Enough angst to make mcr go on tour again
@@rotwart Why are you hating on this woman lol, what did she do to you? Is it because she's pretty enough to be featured on a bald and bankrupt video, unlike you.
@@rotwart Owwww....She jealous af.
WE NEED MORE GOPNICS MILORD :D
Mr Bald... on a bus trying to open a beer bottle with his eye.... hilarious
Thanks for your video! Belarus it is really lovely place with so much kindly people!
Mr. Bald: Walks into the store*
“The style, the decorations, the signs, nothings changed since the Soviet Union. Amazing”
Mor Dor obviously
I'm crying XD
his name is ben
She's a wee bit easier on the eyeballs than Harald!
HENDO SQUARED this made me laugh so damn hard, you genius
Yes. Kick Harald to the curb.
Doesn't look bad for 43 does she.
@@dmatt7544 haha my man!
@@RMBRKFLD fourty fucking three? no way
I love it cause she's a happy person and I'm sure she's so fun to hang out with lol... Plus she's so cute and I love it cause she smiles alot, that brings out her inner beauty...
this is hands down the best video on youtube!!
"Heels in sky, a western spy."
"Heels on the ground, a true comrade has been found. " - old Gopnik proverb
also that reference to 'the shining'
what reference is that, im curious, enlighten me ?
And heels behind the ears...a great night
What can I say? The soldiers weren't too wrong on Alina's figure. Welcome back to Minsk, Mr. Bald
This was a good video. Alina looks like a lot of fun!
Hilarious. You two are great combo!
"Where are the gopniks?"
"We are the gopniks."
lmao
Lol I didn't even notice the random dude had Adidas pants on until he said that.
Weedz420 adidas is like their gang symbol lmao
@@yerrrrr2787 So it's like Cowboy boots to a Super puncher
This is literally very rare for me to watch a complete entire 20 minutes video.
And I watched all of it.
This shows how much of a good youtuber you've grown into since your India trip.
We miss you Mr. Bald. But no need to hurry, we are enjoying your charisma here. 😄
shashank dubey I liked the India videos...
I've watched the majority of your videos, somehow missed this one. Hilarious! You're a smooth man Bald.
loved this video the most. lot of fun
In fact, find somebody who looks at you the way this chick looks at Mr Bald.
The way Alina looks at him at 19:39 is just so cute and adorable
Right bro she definitely wants him. She's fucking gorgeous and a flipping awesome personality
@@FzHnn thats how i look at everything after a few beers
@@nn4151 lol😂
That look says I'm about to get hundreds of dollars from this stupid tourist..
LOL totally different video from you bald,
That Russian Chick made you 20 years younger
@Mentor Tairi you sir made my night haha
She is Belarusian I think
Looks a bit too young!
@Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK that's nothing bro you need to hear the stories about bald behind the scenes. it's crazy. Split roasting women, rape allegations haha this guy's a beast.
Wandamian Crucifixplate no way lol. I guess he was too good to be true 😂
This guy is the best company you can have! Only good vibes with everybody!
I really appreciate that you took your shoes off to squat on the tram like a polite person... A true Englishman 👏
Mr Bald. You get the pretty ladies. She was a lot of fun. 👍🏻
Dude this is next level stuff. I have binge watched all of your videos and I'm envious of all the funny and interesting things you have experienced.
I feel the same way. QwQ
But my excuse to not be rolling around eastern europe is that I'm underaged. I might do it when I'm older, but dunno.
Your username is next level, for sure.
The trick is to have a positive fun loving vibe and a fantastic command of Russian and being a tall guy with a smile too
Well it's not as much fun as it looks. They put on smiles for the camera but there's many miserable & boring times which are obviously edited out of the vlogs.
@@yournightmare6072 yeah but that's true of life as well
life can be so fun when you keep it simple, spasiba rebyata!
The best quality slav content I ever seen
Heels down when gopniks around !🇧🇾
Привет from Romania !🇷🇴
Nisioi Constantin in Romania cocalar
@@boiadedios :))
@@boiadedios Nu înțeleg la ce te referi
Nisioi Constantin salut😄🔥🔥🔥
@@Boris.Borislav Gopnik pe la ei e echivalentul cocalarilor de la noi.
Cheers, from a 70 yr. old Gopnick in Ohio, usa.
Да.
нет
@@Adde-hy7wx сука блять
"Then you absolutely must steal people's cell phones, or you won't have enough money for kvas"
Holy shit, this Lev kid needs his own UA-cam channel because he's hilarious 😂 😂😂
Ахахаха
Alina -> lots of fun 💖