*PART ONE OF AN EPIC THREE PART SAGA! This is a video series you do NOT WANT TO MISS!* More cool videos to come, so stay tuned! And make sure to SUBSCRIBE AND CLICK THE BELL BUTTON! FOR THE GLORY OF ODIN! YEET!
Spawning Norman culture in Brittany, conquering Paris AFTER that, then becoming King of Ireland. The exact opposite of history. Truly cursed and blessed in equal parts
@@Chumbonus Nomad horsearchers can become nearly undefeatable if you upgrade your nomad capital. Another importanat thing is that your nomad Vasalls only have 1 Province but you have to instantly create new vassals if you are under your clan limit (it stops at 9 but if your limit is 9 but you have 8 nomadic vassals who all only have one province you get a gigantic clan uprising that takes a lot of your population away) if you now burn all non nomadic lands and conquer as much trading posts as you can money will never be a problem again. You can use chinese bureaucracy and a skilled master of coin to transform the time of building into one day for every building in your capital. Always transform your leader into a military genius and always stay tengri because they get a bonus to horse combat. I had +250% Combat ability for my horsearchers in groups of 8000 no other nation is able to defeat them.
"Let's become Engish. Goddam, I could go for a cup of tea." Hmm. Thirst for tea, gratuitous swearing, perfidious scheming, random acts of violence against Johnny Frog and Paddy O'Murphy. Yep, he's in the club lads. VERREE KOOL!
Koifish you were surprised at why you got Paris in the invasion of Aquitania,but in an invasion, you get every province you siege (other the ones you started the invasion for).
"One of the hardest characters" lmao. Haesteinn is literally the exact opposite of hard, he's the best and easiest to play viking in the game. You can even reform the african faith within his lifetime.
I always fail as soon as haesting dies and Ragnar takes over.I'm able to take all of Ireland take over aquataine but nothing than that.I salute u koifish 👍🔥
Irony is that the character he chose to play as who is supposed to be the one "with challenge" is actually the easiest character to play due to prepared invasions which are ridiculously broken and can be used to invade just about any kingdom title.
For a prepared invasion, make a duchy next time. You can also consider hiring some troops while the invasion is preparing. It will grow up the amount of troups you'll recive. You can end up with 30k. Also, in a prepared invasion, you want to seige down 1 county of everything. If you seige the main barony, it will give you the county. With heinsteineururj ( that guy) my favorite invasion was africa and sicily. As soon as you conquered the whole thing, you convert to catholique or orthodox and noth korea that shit. (going into byzantine is also viable as the king of africa or sicily.) You can then take the empire and instal a secret germanic society in it if you want. Induce your children into the wolf warrior will grant them votes to become leader of the empire just by existing. -First wars vs napoli and amalfi- Take as much as possible christians in the first 2 years. You become a giant holywar machine as Africa. ...Magic In a game, I took all of all of the holy lands, egypt and bellow magreb empire, spain and sicily with the titles of bysantine starting as heistein just by none stop holy war that shit. Got severals games with him and he can become anyone. Nice video. Love your shit😘
HAHAH YEA I LOVE STRATEGY, SETTING UP MY ARMIES IS THE BEST FEELING EVER IM LIKE THE LEET STRAT GOD PLAYING THIS HIGHLY EXPANSIVE INSANE GRAPHIC HAVING GAME..
*PART ONE OF AN EPIC THREE PART SAGA! This is a video series you do NOT WANT TO MISS!*
More cool videos to come, so stay tuned! And make sure to SUBSCRIBE AND CLICK THE BELL BUTTON! FOR THE GLORY OF ODIN! YEET!
This saga looks like it's going to be amazing xD great first episode
My grandmom
Play bannerlord
Hasteinn is one of my favourite characters to start as. Excellent choice.
All I want for Christmas is parts two and three of this series.
So this is the day when the Koifish addiction to Jarl Haesteinn begins .
I was thinking the same lol
This was my response as well.
Fr
No matter the end result, Koifish will leave his mark in the annals of history.
now history is officially *g a y*
Haha koifish is in history butthole
@@xbermann Hey what if history is a girl
@@danielbartholomew4037 then history is officialy *l e s b i e n*
@@xbermann But Koifish is a boy
Spawning Norman culture in Brittany, conquering Paris AFTER that, then becoming King of Ireland. The exact opposite of history.
Truly cursed and blessed in equal parts
Like all Koifish ck2 runs! :D
that 30 person execution was rough, but one time I executed 100+ and the game's audio bugged out, but you could still hear the screams.
Even now I can still hear the screams...
I killed around 300-400 people #justnomadthings
Its not that hard as a nomad XD
Lol is Nomad the way to go?
@@Chumbonus Nomad horsearchers can become nearly undefeatable if you upgrade your nomad capital. Another importanat thing is that your nomad Vasalls only have 1 Province but you have to instantly create new vassals if you are under your clan limit (it stops at 9 but if your limit is 9 but you have 8 nomadic vassals who all only have one province you get a gigantic clan uprising that takes a lot of your population away) if you now burn all non nomadic lands and conquer as much trading posts as you can money will never be a problem again. You can use chinese bureaucracy and a skilled master of coin to transform the time of building into one day for every building in your capital. Always transform your leader into a military genius and always stay tengri because they get a bonus to horse combat. I had +250% Combat ability for my horsearchers in groups of 8000 no other nation is able to defeat them.
Who will win:
Entire catholic world
Or
Some Sea Looter named Koifish The Conqueror
Plot twist as seen on the M&B Viking video, he becomes christian like every viking eventually did! Christianity for the win! Let's burn the infidels!
"Let's become Engish. Goddam, I could go for a cup of tea."
Hmm. Thirst for tea, gratuitous swearing, perfidious scheming, random acts of violence against Johnny Frog and Paddy O'Murphy. Yep, he's in the club lads.
VERREE KOOL!
VERREH COOL!
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
Me, a Breton, listening to the "Norman-making recipe":
Well yes, but actually no.
Fun fact: With the "invasion" casus belli you gain not only the parts you declare war for, but also every county you have sieged the top holding of
Is this the origins of "HE'S A SAINT?!"
Koifish : *Releases new CK2 video*
Me : Koibois Assemble!
Man, Koifish really _does_ always play Haesteinn
I came here just to see if he played Haesteinn in Ck2 aswell
J E S U S F O R E S K I N
Invading France is the most English thing you could have done outside of oppressing the Welsh
Koifish you were surprised at why you got Paris in the invasion of Aquitania,but in an invasion, you get every province you siege (other the ones you started the invasion for).
I don't think he has played this game enough yet. He also doesn't realize the character he played as is one of the easiest due to prepared invasion.
-You stole a St. Peter bones
Pope: No problem, you sins are forgiven
-You killed some king
Pope: HOLD ON A SECOND
Haestein Haesteining is the best character in all of ck2....
because of the invasion cb and that he can instantly start it.
@@kamo808 Yep honestly one of the easiest characters to play
"One of the hardest characters" lmao. Haesteinn is literally the exact opposite of hard, he's the best and easiest to play viking in the game. You can even reform the african faith within his lifetime.
One of the best starting characters in 867.
@@tomangelo1 Can you list more good starts?
@@NZIGNANTI Robert the fox in 1066 I believe
@@NZIGNANTI Kiev in 769. She is 19, and can matri marry a genius,strong, attractive courtier
Just found koifish, this is amazing.
song that starts at 6:45 is called Ivar's Revenge by Danheim
Thx
Oh my god… the addiction started long ago
This runs DEEP!
I love the humor, really like the crazy dialect and I m super entertained. You are great!
So this i where it all began…
2:47 is my alarm sound now
Mine is 11:36
It's really good too
As a proud Irish man I’m not sure how to feel 😂
I want to see koifish time travel to this time he would probably create an empire on accident
I instantly thumbed this viedeo 2 seconds into the intro. Koifish ur the best ^^
VERY COOL! :D
No one:
Ragnar Lothbrok: i dont know where i am but i will raid paris
Oh, can't believe i forgot about this channel. One of the first that introduced me to ck2
7:00 god that laugh cracks me up
7:15 The French eating baguette would be a fearsome stereotype more fitting for the Franks of this era.
Only 1.2% got it because who would honestly conquer England as a Norse Germanic only to switch to English Catholic?
I always fail as soon as haesting dies and Ragnar takes over.I'm able to take all of Ireland take over aquataine but nothing than that.I salute u koifish 👍🔥
The beginning of Greatest CK2 achievement run I’ve ever seen
Jesus dude I love you and your vids wth its just so good
2:16 end of ad :)
*GOD BLESS YOU*
Koifish: tell us how to make normans
Breton in comments: *triggered*
This channel got me to start playing CKII. Man, I love this game :)
Please don't put me in the video
Simo
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Truly Glorious
0:35 Please somebody give this epic Medieval music i need it
14:45 "Seamus , get the armalite" fucking hilarious
literally the only CK2 youtuber i watch
koifish: cover your ears **executes 30 people**
me after watching Spiffing Brit mass sacrifices to Odin: I need more executions
Koi fish is based god
just DEUS VULT
Koifish is the best ck2 youtuber
Koifish, you're great, man!
Irony is that the character he chose to play as who is supposed to be the one "with challenge" is actually the easiest character to play due to prepared invasions which are ridiculously broken and can be used to invade just about any kingdom title.
SHUSH YOU
"We got Jesus' foreskin!" Koifish Koifishson, 973 AD.
As a fellow conqueror i agree Haestein is the superior chad choice to complete this achievement
I'm convinced this achievement is only rare because people haven't seen it on the list.
Koifish: *laughs insanely when executing a countryfull of irish catholics*
Viking Ancestors: :') that's my boy!
your videos are hilariously entertaining
ma men heistin
Koifish is love
Koifish is life
Viking Schwarzenegger seems pretty lit.
Ja min herre, erövra hela världen from Romania 🇷🇴 your loyal serf
I love this flute music.
So do i! :D
I love you Yeezus.
For a prepared invasion, make a duchy next time. You can also consider hiring some troops while the invasion is preparing. It will grow up the amount of troups you'll recive. You can end up with 30k.
Also, in a prepared invasion, you want to seige down 1 county of everything. If you seige the main barony, it will give you the county.
With heinsteineururj ( that guy) my favorite invasion was africa and sicily. As soon as you conquered the whole thing, you convert to catholique or orthodox and noth korea that shit. (going into byzantine is also viable as the king of africa or sicily.) You can then take the empire and instal a secret germanic society in it if you want.
Induce your children into the wolf warrior will grant them votes to become leader of the empire just by existing.
-First wars vs napoli and amalfi-
Take as much as possible christians in the first 2 years. You become a giant holywar machine as Africa. ...Magic
In a game, I took all of all of the holy lands, egypt and bellow magreb empire, spain and sicily with the titles of bysantine starting as heistein just by none stop holy war that shit.
Got severals games with him and he can become anyone.
Nice video. Love your shit😘
F for Seth...and you koifish...
2:16 to skip the ad
Ты так точно выговариваешь слова что даже я понимаю
it baffles me how he gets so strong and wealthy so quick
Great series man.
I'm super new to ck2 and I struggle to take over Ireland as an irishman and I feel so embarrassed watching him do it in like four years
It’s all about culture and religion, Norse are easy mode with prepared invasions and coastal raiding
Thank you for distracting me from self harming koiboi
Your laugh made my day😂
I was expecting "THE MOST EPIC CRUSADER KINGS 2 GAME OF ALL TIME" to be the "SPQR" Achievement
I'm from the future and boy do I have news for you
"Let's get the fuck out of here, you guys are crazy"--- the blood thirsty viking raider who made a routine of massacreing people.
Wow. I liked it :)
say can you use spicey boys with some armageddon sauce in that sponsored game though
Is no one gonna talk about how the blender had a (possibly human) heart in it?
GOOD i WANT MORE KOIFISH CONTENT
More will come >:D
4:50 Pippi Langkous! (Dutch version of the name)
Mr Koifish when I will grow up I want to be a successful man like you! :))
You’re insanely lucky
You should play King of Dragon Pass or Six Ages: Ride like the Wind!
As much as I love this, I just want to say that Norman can be formed with French as well
koifish has such a cute voice here
They did might and magic like dungeon keeper
1:11 figures they'd do that eventually. *BIG SIGH*
are you from switzerland? Your accent sounds quite familiar...
Edit: 7:03
definitiv en schwizer xD
I’m a Koi Boi for life
Deus Vult! Deus Vult! Deus Vult!
Чётко, лучше просто не бывает.
It is not a koifish ck2 vidéo without him saying no ‘’shitsi doodling here’’
Even in 2020 the Norse are condescending to the Christians "priest come here and coronate me"
Your voice...I am dying from laughing...
HAHAH YEA I LOVE STRATEGY, SETTING UP MY ARMIES IS THE BEST FEELING EVER IM LIKE THE LEET STRAT GOD PLAYING THIS HIGHLY EXPANSIVE INSANE GRAPHIC HAVING GAME..
When Koifish says my name ÙwÚ
I'm starting to feel like the outro song is getting the tiniest bit slower every video
Koifish did u know about Gilles de Rais, the killer of more than 300 childrens ? Look here !
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilles_de_Rais
Fact: All players who have this achievement also have autism.
that archivement is easy to get as a child norse + england ruler + tutor from england with cristianism and you get it
hæsteinn is NOT a difficult start at all, he could easily found a kingdom early on and start an invasion of literally anywhere
Поскорее бы уже новая серия
,, Less talking, more raiding! "
Wait...bad game...
Lady brill is here to lol?