UNIFYING THE SLAVIC BROTHERS? - CK2 LECH, CZECH AND RUS ACHIEVEMENT RUN!
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- Опубліковано 23 сер 2024
- MAKE SURE TO LIKE THE VIDEO, or else the SLAVS will come to your shores and steal your FAMILY! And make sure to ring the bell as well, or else they will send you to PERUN!
Unifying the Slavic brothers? EASY! I, Koifish, Will show you how to easily get the Lech, Czech and Rus Achievment in Crusader Kings 2. In this achievement we have to unify all the slavic kingdoms under one banner, and form the Slavic Union! Now that's what I call a good CK2 challenge!
Can the Slavic chiefdom of Greater Poland unite Polish, Czech and Russians under one banner, with the guidance of Koifish the warrior? Will he be able to unite the realm and form a union that will stand the test of time? WATCH AND FIND OUT!
I'm playing with all the DLC, including the latest (and greatest): CK2 Holy Fury! Holy Fury just adds so much good stuff to the game! I especially like the warrior lodges for the pagans! WARRIORS OF PERUN!!!
#CrusaderKings2 #CK2 #Koifish
**UNITE THE BLINS!**
WHOA BOY! Another CK2 Achievement run! And this one is a REAL tricky one! Leave a like and subscribe for more CK2, and make sure to ring the bell, or else you won't get any KOMPOTT!
Why you put so many adds
@@suvaidjilani7534 Because people won't get an ad with each ad break. Some people will go through the entire video without a single ad. Long answer short: I need to pay bills.
Dont be Commie bro!
*OY BLIN*
u should play as georgia and conquer muslims if u are looking for challenge
"I shall bring my son into battle. Watch out! He is a homosexual!"
He fights by the teachings of Jon Snow: Stick them with the pointy end.
oof
I wheezed
"Watch out! He's a homosexual"
Never have I heard such fear-inducing threat from an one-eyed polish man.
Hahaha 😀
*Dobieslaw dies*
The entire kingdom: collapses
Alexander the great: you also?
Was there any actual king/emperor in history that saw the country he is leading collapse multiple times?
@@Copperhell144 ah dammit now I got to edit that joke
btw thanks for pointing that out
And the Qin dinasty. And Nobunaga's Shoggunate. And Cesar's Rome. And finally a double for Genghis and Qublakai.
Sámo also.
should have been the "first time?" meme. But this is also good
I swear, every character Koifish clicked on had a missing eye
Should have clicked more carefully
Maybe i POKED OUT THEIR EYES?
@@Koifish You should use that deep voice effect a lot more too, I can picture this:
"BY THE POWER OF PERUN, I TAKE YOUR EYES!!!"
GO FOR THE EYES BOO, GO FOR THE EYES
@@dreadpenguinlord340 baldurs gate?
That feeling when you're watching this as a Polish.
*Kurwa intensifies*
Oh kurwa
Polska stronk bracie
Imma so Czech, so kurva for me.
Or as an Lithuanian😂
"Alone we together strong!" Instantly wins the hearts of every man in the world
We are Polen. We do not forgive. We do not forgive. Expect us.
"...and we have three SONS!, one happens to be DAUGHTER! " - speaking like true Slav :D ("daughter you are my true son") ♥
😆
"We're going up the ventilation shaft, they'll never expect that."
Starts losing to Lesser Poland
Looks like the lesser Poles had destroyer droids.
They sacrifice their body i think like he did in the beggining
"We have three sons, one of them happens to be a daughter."
True slavs only have male daughters!
Feudal poland is known for electing a girl to become king (not queen, king) at some point.
Those midroll ads makes the video look like a highway
You won't get an ad on every one of them, so don't worry :)
@@Koifish om du säger så
@@Koifish you know what you did koifish....
"We need to get this guy to like us"
Proceeds to take his wife as concubine ;D
You didnt scream Kurwa enough and lost the blessing of the gods.
I did this achievement using Kiev or however you spell it on the earliest start date. The character (which is a woman) has a man in her court who is OP as hell and you can maternally marry them and make OP babies. Then you form the empire of Rus and then reform the faith and it gets hella easy from there
5:30
Koifish: "I will show no mercy!"
Also Koifish: "why am I so hated?"
Unifying the slavs... When this will be completed, i could finally rest. Spam (Ъ) for part two!
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Abibas unite for interstellar travel!
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18:26 "I'm about to do what is called a pro-gamer move"
I'm Polish and I was crying with laughter. Please continue.
You forgot the basic rule of ck2: never show mercy.
All was fun and games until *E L E C T I V E G A V E L K I N D* quicked in
Koifish is actually bold to duel with a -22 combat skill, very bold
4:44 I can't believe it hes a groomed homosexual and his opinion 69
now69 likes on this comment too hahahahaha
I would like to congratulate you, Koifish, for being the only one funny and enough of a spaz to make this game fun for me to watch.
"We're on equal footing"
*River Crossing penalty
The commentary on this one was really good, keep it up
10:26 That moment when there was an Abdullah XD hahaha
Oh Greetings from Czech republic aka Bohemia. :D
Oh Gods another one! X'D
"I'm really really scarred. I look like a jigsaw puzzle in the face!"
X'D
PLZ continue this and give me more inspiration to continue playing CK2 with all other different characters of the world I haven't yet played
What about the fourth and fifth brother Hrvoje and Srboljub
They will get to join too! >:D
Those two will end up killing each other.
@@hamarbiljungskile8953 it's so sad and funny its true
I unite slavs as Rurik, that was hard. Next step - form Czardom (как пишется царство?), thats realy impossible.
Tsardom
czardom is alright
@@tasse0599 But tsardom is the Internationally accepted form.
*Hardbass intensifies*
*Blin increases*
Ah the medieval party music mix, a man of culture I see
"I am taking my son to the battle. But be careful, he is a homosexual." I died :D
BOOOOOOOOI you deserve the like before even starting the video. Idc what you play, you just got the perfect personality for this.
HEHE thank you my dude >:D
“My boots might be wet but so am I. I AM WET.WAHHH” king dobislav of Greater Poland
lol "How to make allies and influence Vassels." Any body seeing the resemblance to "How to make friends and influence people"
*Reincarnates as brother*
*Loses 80% of land*
Where the f@!k do you as non-slav know the Legend of Lech Czech and Rus. Koifish. You make me proud to be slavic. In a weird way.
It is in the description of the decision.
I'm French and I know the legend. "Wasted" too many time reading books.
"Rus" name of Balto-Finnish tribe like "Русь/Чудь/Голядь/Весь", at what time he become slavic 😅😂? And brother of foreign tribes?😅
Great video
Greetings from Slovakia
Koifish's goblin laugh gives me life :P
I'm curently doing that as Slezanie. Suprisingly, It looks like I'm biting more into Germany/France/Italy, than into Rus.
Amigo me encanta tu ingles, lo entiendo demasiado bien que hasta me asombra y tus videos 10/10.
Me daba flojera usar el traductor sorry xd
Yess more ck 2 literally my favourite videos at your ck 2 vids
that sounds like genghis khan with extra steeps
if you make the second part I will declare you as MY king
SLAVA BROTHERS
PRAISE COMRADE KOIFISH
PRAISE THE SLAVIC UNION! URAAAAAAAAA!
Under Fascism
@@alejandromurcia6858 nah facism is doo doo
@The Nova renaissance It's not a fascist symbol you ignorant twat. It's an old Slavic symbol called "Kolovrat."
@The Nova renaissance god another one of you idiots mistaking an ancient symbol of my people for the symbol of those nazi dogs
Finally!! Hahaha love these CK2 vids keep it up
Nice video man!
And so you have contributed more to Slavic unity than any Slavic nation in real life.
Just finished to watch all of your CKII vids today, that's timing.
Very good! :D Even the series?
@@Koifish Yes, even the series. It is not my most productive day, or maybe it is ? xD
"the slavs can never be united" truer words were never spoken
It never goes well when we try to unite the slavs, we can only be united if it was a confederation, but a trully unified slavic nation is completelly impossible
*koifish spares his brother's life*
OH, KURWA
on behalf of all of the balkan slavs i must ask.....What about us? We want in too!
i really like how Serbia is in constant civil war , very realistic , and there are multiple Serbian countrys. Very realistic , like the video!
14:40 marriage to the sea, we will never leave you again moja miłość
1:50 As a polish person i can confirm this is how we prenounce that here.
älskar dig kioskmongo
You have so many ads. How do you even remain monetized? Is it the accent?
''Chioz...Chioz....?!.... Chiozmongo!'' hahahahahaha! Found that very funny.
You missed Bulgaria ... , Try pre ottoman Bulgarian empire ?
Lech, Czech and Rus. No bulgaria sorry slavic brother, only western and eastern slavs allowed in this legend
@@WILLIAN_1424 "Rus" name of Balto-Finnish tribe like "Русь/Чудь/Голядь/Весь", at what time he become slavic 😅😂? And brother of foreign tribes?😅
"Come here you lame bastard! I shall bring my son into battle!" .> "He's a homosexual!"
X'D X'D X'D Had me fucking dying here Koifish! X'D
Saxons Everywhere, Unite! Start as Saxony in the early middle ages and conquer both all of germany and the british isles.
You Just need to own all of Saxony and England as either a Saxon or Anglo-Saxon
I know. The limitation was for roleplaying purposes, but still thank you for your insight, I appreciate it.
Can you do the average swedish mount and blade fire and sowrd experience?
This seems very much like kilian experience, and usually I would be angry about a leech off of one of my favourite youtubers, but kilians upload schedule I'm using this as like off brand stuff
Why does Koifish sound like a funny but devious uncle to me?
Koifish I miss Thicc Sonic from Kenshi. Can't wait for episode 4 :)
Yo! Nice twist at the end. :D
Hey sir, I just want to givve you smal tips in pronouncing polish last names about that which contains "ch" you simply read it as "h". Great video, lots of fun, regards 🤗
О, нас объединяет Рыба / Oh, the fish unite us
Tripaloski Intensifies
You’re absolutely mad and I love it
Nie widziałem, że Kujawiakom dali Ziemię Łęczycką. Zajebiście.
Another glorious video koi
(also would you be willing to play as croatia? I tried and they tend to be pretty hard since they get fecked by hungary and venecia a lot)
Also, if i make a 64 bit retro pirate adventure game in the following year or two and it turns out decent, would you be willing to play it? No pressure i will just get dissapoi ted and denounce you if you refuse
I will also take your niece
1:46
Choscisko
Chowscicko
KISOKMONGO!
Well i wish was in the land of Gotton old time dar am not forgotton look away! Look away! Look away! Dixie land.....(keep it going😂😅) (and the Name of the song is dixie land)
Jeeeej! POLSKA STRONK, Good luck!
BEST VIDEO EVER
You're my favourite UA-camr at now xd
My CK2 looks so different even tho I have all the DLC, why I don't have the bloodlines? Why is the UI in these videos better than mine, don't we have the same game or is that the more DLC the less content?
I would feel bad about winning a duel when the guy literally shows up with a missing eye and goes “I made this sacrifice to our god!”
Good thing your wife didn't have cravings for trouts eye. You can only substitute with- Oh wait, you already did.
Though I think I also remember Slavics can also do a ritual that can help them in the war, not your first one, another one, can't remember which. I think I remembered sacrificing my daughter and got an owl in the process.
I have this achievement and i transfered it to EU4 and was dissapointed that it doesnt give you some unique stats/ideas . Its literally green Poland lol
*Green poland*
Your voice is the best
I think I know a tougher challenge. "Be liked by people". Has Koi ever done that?
Petition for a 1 hour episode of ck2
Watching again hoping part two is coming soon
As a slav, I am pleased
Im still learning how to play CK2
Almost got it down
but so much to learn
So many things the game doesnt tell you
Yeah, there's a lot of mechanics you tend to ignore when you just start playing, the tutorial doesn't help too much, it gives you the very basics and expects you to figure out the rest.
@@alstroemeria Yeah like which religion does what.....
Its kind of vague
But I basically know what im doing
Just figured out which damn flag i had to click on the convert country in the Dominican society
Poland is a country with a long history of being annoyed by being confused as Russia.
As a Pole i can confirm. But that only happens with non-europeans, in europe is very hard to someone say somenthing stupid like that
Kioskmongo xD för fan Koifish
I love the use of slavic music koifish 10/10 would unite the Slavs again
You said KURWA so fucking clearly! I am so proud of you, ja pierdole :,)
To those who don't know Lech=Poliand. In many languages word lech represent Poland, in Poland its Lech, in Czechs its also Lech, in Eastern Europe (Belarus, Ukraine, Russia.) its mostly word Lach. And obviously this comes from word Lech. In Arabic languages Poland is Lechistan (stan=country) Lechi=of Polish people.
KURWA MAĆ!!
Ciekawostka - Węgrzy też mówią "kurwa".
Curiosity - Hungarians are saying "kurwa" too.
That felling when you're watching this as a Czech
Things just went crazy!!
My great grandfather was from Pomerania. I will duel thee.
Hahahah, herregud så bra
8:00
Koifish: Korva
Me: XD
Edit: 11:31 Koifish: Hołli makaroni
Me: heh