CRACKING A COLD ONE WITH THE BOYS IN CRUSADER KINGS 2! - CK2 Holy Fury FINLAND ACHIEVEMENT RUN!

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    How to crack a cold one with the boys in Crusader Kings 2? EASY! I, Koifish, Will show you how to easily enjoy a true Cold One Exerpeince, and get the achievement Dark Lord! In this achievement we have to become the leader of the secret Cold Ones society! Now that's what i call a good CK2 challenge! Can Marko unite Finland and take rulership over the Cold Ones with the help of Koifish? Will he be able to survive and form an kingdom that will stand the test of time? Watch and find out!
    I'm playing with all the DLC, including the latest (and greatest): CK2 Holy Fury!
    Holy Fury just adds so much good stuff to the game! I especially like the warrior lodges for the pagans!
    Video Title: CRACKING A COLD ONE WITH THE BOYS IN CRUSADER KINGS 2! - CK2 Holy Fury FINLAND ACHIEVEMENT RUN!
    Previous Video Title: Mount And Blade Bannerlord But I Use Real Guns To Break The Game - Can You Win Bannerlord With Guns?
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 195

  • @mujdiv
    @mujdiv 4 роки тому +753

    Cracking open a boy with the cold ones

    • @Eclipse_721
      @Eclipse_721 4 роки тому +17

      Underrated comment

    • @stupidperson9250
      @stupidperson9250 4 роки тому +29

      @@Eclipse_721 this sentence haunts my dreams it makes me want to fucking die

    • @eckelrock
      @eckelrock 4 роки тому +5

      Other known as WhiteWalkers

    • @justinlabrosse8506
      @justinlabrosse8506 4 роки тому +1

      Ouffff up the backside

    • @ObligedUniform
      @ObligedUniform 4 роки тому

      @@stupidperson9250 then boy do the Finns have a deal for you!

  • @eddkurt7141
    @eddkurt7141 4 роки тому +146

    "The Cold Ones is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural." -Tietaja Marko

  • @Awtora
    @Awtora 4 роки тому +184

    "uchenik", "zhrets", "koldovstvo"
    Didnt't know Finns were speaking Russian in medieval ages, thanks Paradox

    • @pavelponomaryov7097
      @pavelponomaryov7097 4 роки тому +26

      I've noticed too lol
      Uchenik - Disciple
      Zhrets - Priest
      Koldun - Sorcerer
      Vedun - Wise One

    • @Chadus_Maximus
      @Chadus_Maximus 4 роки тому +29

      I think its just slavic cult, he didnt joined finnish one

    • @theortheo2401
      @theortheo2401 4 роки тому +12

      The Cold Ones is the Slavic one.

    • @affirmonego5202
      @affirmonego5202 4 роки тому +3

      Fun, but somewhat unrelated fact:
      First Finnish writings were in Cyrillic

    • @MrZ0rg
      @MrZ0rg 4 роки тому

      @@affirmonego5202 source?

  • @anonymousanonymous1500
    @anonymousanonymous1500 4 роки тому +34

    A good friend would help you hide a body.
    A better friend would help you create one!
    -Koifish 2020

  • @juddtotman931
    @juddtotman931 4 роки тому +19

    I love how the medieval versions of "Pumped Up Kicks" and "Toxicity" in the background

  • @eckelrock
    @eckelrock 4 роки тому +49

    *viking ship crashes through the frozen over sea*
    "Now that's what I call cracking a cold one!"

  • @routineash3342
    @routineash3342 4 роки тому +17

    I feel really bad that Aatso was a casualty of war due to his father being a raving lunatic who dances around wearing peoples faces and kidnapping dwarves. Poor little guy didn't do anything really XD

  • @dagoth3663
    @dagoth3663 4 роки тому +192

    Is it just me or do the children in CK2 look the same as the ones in Skyrim?

    • @flotnar2512
      @flotnar2512 4 роки тому +43

      Aand now I cant unsee that

    • @braffl
      @braffl 4 роки тому +7

      @@flotnar2512 same

    • @combrade-t
      @combrade-t 4 роки тому +7

      Luckily They aren't Immortal Though.

    • @pallascat6767
      @pallascat6767 4 роки тому +6

      Oh yeah. Well N O W K I L L I N G T H E C H I L D R E N I S M O R E F U N

    • @Sovietube
      @Sovietube 4 роки тому +7

      I hate you, I can't play ck2 anymore without thinking of skyrim

  • @verttiviljaminiemi7574
    @verttiviljaminiemi7574 4 роки тому +60

    AH YES!
    Wait, Koifish, how you have so perfect Finnish accent?
    Was my Itis think a fact?
    Keep the video making on.
    From Finland.

  • @ciandoyle8717
    @ciandoyle8717 4 роки тому +15

    9.48 gotta love that medieval pumped up kicks

  • @ABAlphaBeta
    @ABAlphaBeta 4 роки тому +69

    I'm gonna drink my food and sleep awake tommorning
    Merry unbirthday to you by the way Koifish

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 4 роки тому

      Any chance you could give the name/source of the art in your pfp?

    • @ABAlphaBeta
      @ABAlphaBeta 4 роки тому +2

      @@LordVader1094 Stop

  • @danielebeltoft1213
    @danielebeltoft1213 4 роки тому +44

    When you’re so early that you cant scroll trough the comments while watching

    • @EslayerTM
      @EslayerTM 4 роки тому +2

      so i aint the only one that does that

  • @ravenreine
    @ravenreine 4 роки тому +6

    "Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that looty" is the subtitle of this video

  • @znoochy
    @znoochy 4 роки тому +20

    SUOMI PERKELE!!!
    Sorry, I am Ålänning, I barely speak the bare minimum of Finnish (even though I studied it for 5-6 years) :/

    • @jaskapenttila7644
      @jaskapenttila7644 4 роки тому +1

      It's okay most don't speak Swedish either.

    • @xcreenzm8
      @xcreenzm8 3 роки тому

      Finland exists?

    • @znoochy
      @znoochy 3 роки тому

      @@xcreenzm8 Apparently

  • @Badzarely
    @Badzarely 4 роки тому +12

    Not gonna lie Sweden seemed pretty cursed like always when you leave it up to the AI.
    Snälla knäpp en kylig en med mig Koifish 😳👉👈

  • @thagamerzzz
    @thagamerzzz 4 роки тому +4

    Watching this while drunk is literally witnessing a descent into madness

  • @tinbtinb1148
    @tinbtinb1148 4 роки тому +40

    I like that you're still ripping on the terrain map mode. Does anybody actually use that mode?

    • @KHkhaziadvocate
      @KHkhaziadvocate 4 роки тому +5

      I use it just so I can find a hilly place to defend if I outnumbered 😉😉

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 4 роки тому +1

      I love you and I miss you ( * whining crying * ) Simplified Terrain Map Mode mod.

    • @alessandronavone6731
      @alessandronavone6731 4 роки тому +1

      Yes, if you want to conduct a war with some strategy.

    • @elgenerico5453
      @elgenerico5453 3 роки тому

      I use terrain map mode for general usage, and political for war.
      Dont @ me or some shit, I dunno.

  • @kivikallo4313
    @kivikallo4313 4 роки тому +1

    Every time there's an unexpected "voi vittu", I can't take it.

  • @issynn5588
    @issynn5588 4 роки тому +2

    Koifish I have to thank you very much for introducing CK2 to me, now I'm poor and have no life. :D

  • @tlawton49
    @tlawton49 4 роки тому +2

    Imagine starting a Koifish video that doesn't begin with 'H E ' S A S A I N T?'

  • @cantdebunkthetruth
    @cantdebunkthetruth 4 роки тому

    Just discovered your content! I have spent minimal time in Scandinavia. but your videos have inspired me to get back to RAIDING THE VENETIANS FOR GOLD. Keep up the great ck2 content, you'll always have another eager fan!

  • @lukedelorme8028
    @lukedelorme8028 4 роки тому +1

    I hear you using that medieval version of pumped up kicks I'm glad you're using that because something tells me a lot in case you are going to be using those kind of songs

  • @thedogeregular7849
    @thedogeregular7849 4 роки тому

    Koifish should be invited to cold ones since he keeps giving chad and max free advertisement

  • @KnightMirkoYo
    @KnightMirkoYo 4 роки тому +1

    27:45 Oh so THAT's what cracking a cold one meant all along

  • @gibuswagen7729
    @gibuswagen7729 4 роки тому +5

    SUOMI MAINITTU, TORILLA TAVATAAN

  • @RainbowMuse2
    @RainbowMuse2 3 роки тому

    You make me laugh almost every time. Thank you for that. This year has been rough.

  • @maxflug8008
    @maxflug8008 4 роки тому

    All the other boys with the filled up mugs better drink better drink, till the barrel's empty 🎵

  • @EpleGoesInsane
    @EpleGoesInsane 4 роки тому +4

    HES A SAINT?!?! I have to keep the meme alive, sorry not sorry

  • @berniegran4785
    @berniegran4785 4 роки тому +1

    "they belive in the cold ones" when you live in Finland everyone is a "Cold One"

  • @simpslayer69yt59
    @simpslayer69yt59 4 роки тому

    When koifish is listening to medieval pumped up kicks...😳

  • @countclamface
    @countclamface 4 роки тому

    Coldwalker says: i know where the boys live

  • @Cleruian
    @Cleruian 4 роки тому

    24 hours of Koifish madness? YES!

  • @alexmuller6752
    @alexmuller6752 4 роки тому +1

    moral authority of reformed soumenesko faith: 66,6

  • @godkingjacklee3065
    @godkingjacklee3065 4 роки тому

    I just realized that you’re playing medieval pumped up kicks at 10:04

  • @barondemontesquieu6111
    @barondemontesquieu6111 4 роки тому

    Great video sir as usual!!!!!!

  • @Mx.Canada
    @Mx.Canada 4 роки тому

    I enjoyed the medieval pumped up kicks

  • @paritoshd
    @paritoshd 4 роки тому +20

    Insurgency on August 31st with Me, Simo, Zebdawg, and everyone else? Enjoy the thotbots in chat because everyone is going to be in game.
    HOI4 with ISP again? We need to have him back.
    KSP again?
    Napoleonic Wars?
    Locking Mrs Koifish outside the house again?
    Damn, it's been so long since that.

  • @thebrotherwhogetsthecheese2245
    @thebrotherwhogetsthecheese2245 4 роки тому

    You never cease to amaze, Koiboi

  • @r30413
    @r30413 4 роки тому

    13:20
    yes, the f1ck do they like about killing dwarfs so much, i have seen it so many times before

  • @coldtimes8774
    @coldtimes8774 3 роки тому

    Kukka in Finnish - “Flower” a lovely name
    Kukka in Swedish - “C**k” a less lovely name

  • @janswiekatun3053
    @janswiekatun3053 4 роки тому +1

    Thank u Coifish very cool

  • @cezarivanciu1620
    @cezarivanciu1620 4 роки тому

    You can tell by the title that this is gonna be good

  • @alexandreludwig1812
    @alexandreludwig1812 4 роки тому

    please, do videos like this, i really enjoy it, and it's really fun!

  • @hansstrudel9614
    @hansstrudel9614 4 роки тому

    4:15 I’m gonna kick your ass, eyeball or no eyeball!

  • @pauloandrade925
    @pauloandrade925 4 роки тому +1

    Id like to see more with this guy personally

  • @mivapusa
    @mivapusa 4 роки тому

    In CK2, you can alternatively summon an Old one with the Boys

  • @johnroscoe2406
    @johnroscoe2406 2 роки тому

    Checksum: SO HIGH

  • @Threezi04
    @Threezi04 4 роки тому +1

    Imagine not having the Finno-Ugric portrait pack...

  • @Galaick
    @Galaick 4 роки тому +1

    Cracking open an Old One with the Kois

  • @Spartoi1
    @Spartoi1 4 роки тому

    If anyone interested:
    Chernobóg = black god in russian
    Ucheník = scholar
    Zhrets = priest
    Koldún = sorcerer
    Vedún = wise person/ knowing one

  • @lutetium9209
    @lutetium9209 4 роки тому

    The moment Koifish uploads a new video: :)

  • @wolfpakt8100
    @wolfpakt8100 4 роки тому

    Saw the first 5 seconds and I just instantly subscribed

  • @rossmelton8645
    @rossmelton8645 3 роки тому

    10:08 translation kukka=c$ck in Swedish but in Finnish it means flower

  • @elkohala157
    @elkohala157 4 роки тому +1

    Solo entiendo un poco su inglés pero su contenido es muy entretenido.
    Only understand a Little your english but your videos are amazing.
    Pd: sorry for my english

  • @gray15780
    @gray15780 4 роки тому

    Fun videos, thanks bro

  • @johncarterofmars47
    @johncarterofmars47 4 роки тому

    Gonna crack a cold one with the boys on that 24h live stream

  • @TKDxxxward
    @TKDxxxward 4 роки тому +1

    YO!!! Please put the music you use in the description!!! I want to use them

  • @eliasbuncher3467
    @eliasbuncher3467 4 роки тому

    is that bardcore pumped up kicks that i hear

  • @user-io1bq9qk7l
    @user-io1bq9qk7l 4 роки тому +1

    HE'S A SA-aright aright i'll stop i'll stop...
    But... One last time....
    HE'S A SAINT???

  • @coleannala3587
    @coleannala3587 4 роки тому

    Yea a video on superior Slavic Nordic country 🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 4 роки тому

    Ah yes. The Finns. The Italians of Scandinavia.

    • @palken123456789
      @palken123456789 4 роки тому +1

      That's a sentence I have never read before in my entire life

  • @somedude9431
    @somedude9431 4 роки тому

    I read the title as "final achievement" and it might just be since crusader kings 3 is pretty close.

  • @K14ontheTrack
    @K14ontheTrack 4 роки тому

    Make the dark lord conquer the whole continent to show who's the boss

  • @kurtisbrown8755
    @kurtisbrown8755 4 роки тому

    Medieval System of a Down slaps

  • @dominickw2990
    @dominickw2990 4 роки тому

    12:24. Is that medieval System of a Down I hear?

  • @vexty8061
    @vexty8061 4 роки тому

    Koifish is the best

  • @Akapulko
    @Akapulko 4 роки тому

    your voice is just so addicting!

  • @dr.crispy5351
    @dr.crispy5351 4 роки тому

    What’s good koifish

  • @karstais
    @karstais 4 роки тому

    Finally someone who understands that the Q map mode is eye cancer

  • @JokuRandomPoju
    @JokuRandomPoju Рік тому

    Finland simulator.

  • @bigbobtank1563
    @bigbobtank1563 4 роки тому

    Boi boi play as the big boi boi

  • @abhijeetashiya8856
    @abhijeetashiya8856 2 роки тому +1

    You and isp should collab

  • @Hiraeth-zq8ze
    @Hiraeth-zq8ze 4 роки тому

    I see you also found pumped up kicks bardcore edition.

  • @WarDogMadness
    @WarDogMadness 4 роки тому

    Hail chernobog.

  • @nilshelmreich2410
    @nilshelmreich2410 4 роки тому

    Me watches the video a few hours later plays CK 2 gets the achievement on accident

  • @Sebastian-zq5rr
    @Sebastian-zq5rr 4 роки тому +14

    First one to see this masterpiece

  • @George-uv1rb
    @George-uv1rb 4 роки тому

    Very cool

  • @johnroscoe2406
    @johnroscoe2406 2 роки тому

    *SISU INTENSIFIES*

  • @TheOrzoSavo
    @TheOrzoSavo 4 роки тому

    very cool

  • @theomegapyrope9715
    @theomegapyrope9715 4 роки тому

    the bier man

  • @jackwatson7402
    @jackwatson7402 4 роки тому

    Yes

  • @arvidgustafsson1573
    @arvidgustafsson1573 2 роки тому

    Omg my cat is also called sture

  • @kane2498
    @kane2498 4 роки тому

    Whats the ending video song? The one with the gozilla dancing

  • @kelias22
    @kelias22 4 роки тому

    dat music tho

  • @freefiremclin9379
    @freefiremclin9379 4 роки тому

    Good video

  • @haraldharam9334
    @haraldharam9334 4 роки тому

    O H M Y!

  • @misterwhalrus7334
    @misterwhalrus7334 4 роки тому

    PERKELE

  • @stalker7022
    @stalker7022 4 роки тому

    For the boys!

  • @forromir5929
    @forromir5929 4 роки тому +5

    1 view, 4 comments. thanks youtube

  • @Honacles
    @Honacles 4 роки тому

    Suomi mainittu! Torilla tavataan tuon kylmää olutta

  • @siechamontillado
    @siechamontillado 4 роки тому

    GIT DEM SUBSCRIBERS, CRACK DAT COLD ONE!

  • @sirchuckalooski3256
    @sirchuckalooski3256 4 роки тому

    Mr. Koiboiskaroni, if I sneeze in Sweden will they direct me to the restroom?

  • @Vaelar2007
    @Vaelar2007 4 роки тому

    Gimme beer

  • @NebuchisGhost
    @NebuchisGhost 4 роки тому +1

    Koifish, my friend has offered me a cabin in Finland. Should I go?

  • @NotSoAnonymousIGuess
    @NotSoAnonymousIGuess 4 роки тому

    Olin menossa nukkumaan mutta pitää näköjään lähtiä torille

  • @blackchicken2243
    @blackchicken2243 4 роки тому

    Love the voice

  • @juliusmatijosius2219
    @juliusmatijosius2219 4 роки тому

    Is Koifish actually a time traveller who got stuck into the 21'st century?

  • @Sovietube
    @Sovietube 4 роки тому

    Koifish X Tankfish

  • @willimeister2553
    @willimeister2553 4 роки тому +1

    Imagine if all of this happened in our timeline, I would be scared as fuck

  • @fredrikkirderf2907
    @fredrikkirderf2907 4 роки тому

    you should try to get the birthright achievement