I tried the worst life hacks I could find

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  • Опубліковано 11 кві 2022
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  • @EddyBurback
    @EddyBurback  2 роки тому +8682

    some people are saying the “follows you” is part of the video that the tips account put on to trick people. it’s not, you can see how it’s not there when I show the video later. it was a glitch!

    • @dreamman5588
      @dreamman5588 2 роки тому +3

      Fun vid, can't wait for the next

    • @ilikecookies230
      @ilikecookies230 2 роки тому +34

      You have spoken the name elden ring… ELDEN LORD you are BEHOLDEN TO, a build video and or death compilation. THE CHOICE IS YOURS TARNISHED… so you don’t really have to do this.

    • @jeremyf1102
      @jeremyf1102 2 роки тому +290

      Algorithm probably enables this "glitch" to get you to click on new accounts

    • @snickrsaddict6097
      @snickrsaddict6097 2 роки тому +28

      Okay ebby doordash appreciate it, love the vids.

    • @milktea6676
      @milktea6676 2 роки тому +5

      UWU

  • @drewisgooden
    @drewisgooden 2 роки тому +29577

    fuck. I should have known that awesome logo was too good to be true

    • @KathleenAhenda
      @KathleenAhenda 2 роки тому +275

      hi drew

    • @jamesg252
      @jamesg252 2 роки тому +7

      Gotcha dumbo!

    • @israeljohnson5336
      @israeljohnson5336 2 роки тому +1449

      We all make mistakes in the heat of passion, Jimbo.

    • @christinaiverson2009
      @christinaiverson2009 2 роки тому

      don't worry, you'll still always be youtube's unofficial life hack nark ❤

    • @devoutmordexfollower5289
      @devoutmordexfollower5289 2 роки тому +577

      It's too late now, as you can quite clearly see at the end of the video, eddy states that yes filing for divorce, he's cut ties with his girlfriend and your all he has leff

  • @ADreamerWithAPen
    @ADreamerWithAPen 2 роки тому +7527

    Can't believe Eddy and Drew are legally boyfriends now. Good for them.

    • @GrubbsandWyrm
      @GrubbsandWyrm 2 роки тому +199

      Power couple

    • @demetrian7856
      @demetrian7856 2 роки тому +86

      They both cheat on their partners, as required by other channels. XD

    • @emmahansen4858
      @emmahansen4858 2 роки тому +269

      Drew really fell off the deep end once Amanda went missing in Afghanistan....

    • @kiteretsu7224
      @kiteretsu7224 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/C9FivyYPb9w/v-deo.html

    • @NovelNobody
      @NovelNobody 2 роки тому +45

      diversity win

  • @roguewarrior6463
    @roguewarrior6463 2 роки тому +5782

    He seems like a cool UA-camr
    I sure hope he isn’t going to watch Morbius more than four times in the future

    • @kavaler1471
      @kavaler1471 2 роки тому +277

      i have the worst news for you

    • @kealabeam
      @kealabeam Рік тому +162

      He would never do that... his boyfriend is not going to be happy about this!

    • @christineloader1835
      @christineloader1835 Рік тому +226

      It would also be a shame if he were to go to more than 17 rainforest cafes

    • @Wellington-mu6xn
      @Wellington-mu6xn Рік тому +73

      Or if he attempted to have bowled 2 perfect games in wii bowling

    • @saspitite
      @saspitite Рік тому +53

      or order copious amounts of food from multiple ghost restaurants

  • @ladybinicorn2800
    @ladybinicorn2800 Рік тому +559

    "Hot in proximity but cold in your method" is basically a description of every decision I've ever made.

    • @treebit
      @treebit 10 місяців тому +8

      you're not that hot in proximity

    • @ladybinicorn2800
      @ladybinicorn2800 10 місяців тому +17

      @@treebit rude

    • @treebit
      @treebit 10 місяців тому +14

      @@ladybinicorn2800 sorry, I thought that saying the opposite would be creepy. I'm sure you're hot, don't let anybody tell you otherwise

    • @MyselftheElf
      @MyselftheElf 4 місяці тому

      My love life

    • @EllaNonimato
      @EllaNonimato Місяць тому

      i can relate
      a lot.

  • @ctenophored7883
    @ctenophored7883 2 роки тому +1399

    I think I can clarify the lazy cancer comment! This is the line that made me completely sure this was translated from Chinese-a common internet phrase is 懒癌晚期, which literally translates to “late-stage lazy cancer”, and it’s literally just used self-deprecatingly to say that you’re a lazy person. I don’t know why they attempted to translate this, but content farms like this…nobody understands them, man. Chinese people clown on them too even when it’s in Chinese.

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 2 роки тому +28

      Can you explain what Bill Gates's wife has to do with it?

    • @ctenophored7883
      @ctenophored7883 2 роки тому +149

      @@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 completely lost on that one, sorry dude. Content farms are way beyond our understanding at this point, even in Chinese. My best guess is it’s one of those “getting you to comment” tactics, like bringing up your dad’s tires or harvard graduates or stuff like that.

    • @semicolon.advocate
      @semicolon.advocate 2 роки тому +2

      ooooo thank you for explaining!!

    • @pierregikh
      @pierregikh 2 роки тому +59

      Oh, so like terminally lazy?? (like terminally ill or terminally online)

    • @almundie6549
      @almundie6549 2 роки тому +18

      i now want to use the the excuse of "late stage lazy cancer" if i keep procrastinating on something. may i actually be doing something more productive and beneficial to me? yes, but nobody else needs to know that.

  • @Berd
    @Berd 2 роки тому +3005

    why would you need a chip clip
    just eat the entire bag in one sitting like a normal american

    • @demetrian7856
      @demetrian7856 2 роки тому +83

      Who eats a whole bag? You don't eat 5?

    • @elbowsbuns1896
      @elbowsbuns1896 2 роки тому +6

      Omg hi berd :)

    • @sexygarfield80
      @sexygarfield80 2 роки тому +10

      Makesome noise

    • @hblackburn5580
      @hblackburn5580 2 роки тому +99

      Just like it's rude for people to think you shouldn't eat a whole rotisserie chicken in your car, by yourself, in the parking lot of the grocery store from whence it came; besides you want to eat it while it's fresh! Besides, everyone knows serving sizes are way out of line and one chicken is really just a single serving.

    • @zenleeparadise
      @zenleeparadise 2 роки тому +35

      @@hblackburn5580 Your comment is so far removed from my experience of the world while somehow simultaneously being super relatable 😂 you painted a haunting picture with your words

  • @pprudencio1966
    @pprudencio1966 Рік тому +1333

    Fun fact: the term “vegetable” is purely a culinary term with no real scientific basis, therefore the fact that a tomato is a fruit does not exclude it from being a vegetable

    • @curseyoujordanshow
      @curseyoujordanshow Рік тому +57

      This is a fact I am going to be repeating at parties for the rest of my life.

    • @galactic85
      @galactic85 Рік тому +39

      Wait......so if vegetables aren't a thing....then what the fuck are carrots and lettuce and broccoli? They can't be fruit. So what are they?

    • @ambrases7129
      @ambrases7129 Рік тому +254

      @@galactic85 carrots are roots, lettuce(s?) are leaves and broccolis are flowers
      (Botanically of course)

    • @tapchoke2363
      @tapchoke2363 Рік тому +7

      @@ambrases7129 🤯

    • @gh0st_kidd340
      @gh0st_kidd340 Рік тому +121

      also because the term vegetable is purely culinary, it can be said that vegetables are a social construct !

  • @MisterFribble
    @MisterFribble 2 роки тому +570

    11:55 "Remove the tires of Dad's car"
    I legit couldn't stop laughing. It's extremely difficult to take a tire off of ANYTHING without the right tools

    • @SilvrRazorFeather
      @SilvrRazorFeather Рік тому +45

      Also insanely difficult to just "cut" a tire in half.

    • @CainXVII
      @CainXVII Місяць тому +6

      ​@@SilvrRazorFeather Was just gonna say. With a chainsaw maybe

  • @RobinGraves
    @RobinGraves 2 роки тому +2960

    Your girlfriend, Drew, dad, husband, and Bill Gates are going to be so mad when they see the mess you made in the kitchen. The 800 year old Harvard graduates will be pretty peeved too.

  • @rise2767
    @rise2767 2 роки тому +3161

    so happy to see that drew can move on after Amanda was lost in Afghanistan, many happy wishes for the new burback-gonzalez couple

    • @GrubbsandWyrm
      @GrubbsandWyrm 2 роки тому +136

      Burzalez

    • @demetrian7856
      @demetrian7856 2 роки тому +108

      @@GrubbsandWyrm gonback

    • @RRB99
      @RRB99 2 роки тому +107

      @@demetrian7856 Baby gonback

    • @kiteretsu7224
      @kiteretsu7224 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/C9FivyYPb9w/v-deo.html

    • @KateMaureen14
      @KateMaureen14 2 роки тому +28

      Lol did Drew keep Danny's last name after Danny died/or they divorced? :P

  • @abbycantrell1369
    @abbycantrell1369 Рік тому +883

    As a jacket-wearing chip-clipper, this video really makes me feel seen.
    Thanks Eddy!

  • @DelgadilloEnt
    @DelgadilloEnt Рік тому +172

    I’m so angry that Eddy showed the egg on the printer hack, but didn’t bother to check and see if it works. He intentionally edited that in, so I know he knows it exists. I need to know what’s the best way to send an egg to my mommy

  • @vilma20
    @vilma20 2 роки тому +11376

    don't worry eddy, i'm sure your girlfriend and boyfriend and wife will all forgive you instantly once they see what a great video you made this week! this'll blow right over, pal

    • @robertelliott4026
      @robertelliott4026 2 роки тому +10

      What did he do?

    • @Fyrebawl
      @Fyrebawl 2 роки тому +206

      and the kid

    • @Natalie-101
      @Natalie-101 2 роки тому +249

      But what about his son??

    • @caremiccats
      @caremiccats 2 роки тому +195

      @@robertelliott4026 cheated on all of them with each other :(

    • @mr.cowell6025
      @mr.cowell6025 2 роки тому +35

      Don't firget about the fiance

  • @Jhonka8807
    @Jhonka8807 2 роки тому +4488

    So those are just cured egg yolks. They are meant to be grated over pasta or a salad or something as a garnish. I'm sure Eddy knew that, but I figured some people might not know that.

    • @patrickhodson8715
      @patrickhodson8715 2 роки тому +438

      Gimme back my profile pic

    • @DriscolDevil
      @DriscolDevil 2 роки тому +47

      Holy shit, that sounds great. I want to try that.

    • @FukaiKokoro
      @FukaiKokoro 2 роки тому +11

      How do you cure an egg yolk?

    • @DriscolDevil
      @DriscolDevil 2 роки тому +147

      @@FukaiKokoro salt.

    • @kelleyg4894
      @kelleyg4894 2 роки тому +89

      @@FukaiKokoro It's a salt and sugar mixture that cures the yolk.

  • @daleharden1749
    @daleharden1749 Рік тому +84

    "You must not know the egg trick."
    They're right, for it is ancient knowledge from the elder gods. No mere mortal brain can handle it.

  • @meredithmitchell8921
    @meredithmitchell8921 8 місяців тому +38

    I’ve seen the juice box “life hack” a few times over the years, and I think it’s usually meant for young kids so they don’t squeeze the juice out everywhere, not really for adults who have more developed fine motor control.

    • @None-Trick_Pony
      @None-Trick_Pony 19 днів тому +1

      Common misconception! It's to give the juice box fins, making it more aerodynamic and aiding with steering.

    • @proxyclams
      @proxyclams 8 днів тому

      Yeah, I don't think the straw really has anything to do with it. They just removed it for face-splashing scene so it was easier to squeeze the juice directly on her face. (Bluh, that sentence)

    • @Spearca
      @Spearca 4 дні тому

      ​@@proxyclamsThey did not remove the straw. The straw is what is directing the squirt in that straight line onto her face at 14:23
      Without the straw it burbles out irregularly, like it does for him at 14:36

  • @ashleylunette2187
    @ashleylunette2187 2 роки тому +651

    If only the students at Euphoria high school had the chip clip. If their chips had retained the airy crunch they desire, maybe they wouldn't resort to such awful vices as narcotics. Something to think about

    • @heavenly2k
      @heavenly2k 2 роки тому +34

      Very insightful.

    • @DumpsterFairy97
      @DumpsterFairy97 3 місяці тому +3

      Can confirm that stale chips started my teenage drug addiction. Thank God a church gave me some a year ago and 8 years in i was able to clip my chips and be born again.

  • @Peter-sn2wg
    @Peter-sn2wg 2 роки тому +5060

    I was really impressed that you managed to sit so quietly and still for 20 minutes. Then I realized I had the video paused. The video was pretty good anyways, Eddy. Keep up the good work!

    • @rainbowscarface2496
      @rainbowscarface2496 2 роки тому +155

      Such dedication to Eddy! Truly remarkable!

    • @ZijnShayatanica
      @ZijnShayatanica 2 роки тому +385

      Every time you pause a YT video, the actual creator can no longer move their physical form. It's a complicated law of internet science.

    • @alex.g7317
      @alex.g7317 2 роки тому

      You’re a JOKE MASTER!

    • @Wegger1324
      @Wegger1324 2 роки тому +77

      @@ZijnShayatanica I believe it. I read it right here on the internet (world wide web) :)

    • @truongtran-sl6rh
      @truongtran-sl6rh 2 роки тому +5

      ok

  • @OnEdEcKhk
    @OnEdEcKhk Рік тому +99

    I’ve had to pause 6 times because I’m crying laughing. Congrats on the new wife and BF. Good luck with dad.

  • @quacker8538
    @quacker8538 Рік тому +44

    Eddy has a son, wife, girlfriend, married to bill gates, and boyfriend just to do these hacks, true dedication to the hacks.

  • @spa-peggymeatballs4861
    @spa-peggymeatballs4861 2 роки тому +5152

    Happy to see Eddy is getting his allotted amount of daily tummy time. He’s going to grow to be such a strong healthy boy with a perfectly round head.

    • @_Kuma_
      @_Kuma_ 2 роки тому +138

      And no bald spots 😌

    • @spa-peggymeatballs4861
      @spa-peggymeatballs4861 2 роки тому +87

      @@_Kuma_ and no bald spots 🙌🏼

    • @griffithposgay792
      @griffithposgay792 Рік тому +46

      I’m breaking down because of this comment

    • @lillegoman
      @lillegoman Рік тому +9

      His head is nothing compared to Karls don't start round head wars you can't finish pal.

    • @mr.duck1248
      @mr.duck1248 Рік тому +5

      I just cackled at this

  • @bigmanepic4653
    @bigmanepic4653 2 роки тому +4033

    eddy this video is so good, got me straight giggling, chuckling, and snickering, i hope things go well with your dad, girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, and son. I was not involved in the mysterious disappearance of my ex wife in 1967

    • @leelu2753
      @leelu2753 2 роки тому +62

      schlatt and eddy community crossover

    • @hobistinyheartbag
      @hobistinyheartbag 2 роки тому +175

      It’s good to hear that you’re not involved in the mysterious disappearance of your ex wife in 1967 dude, I was worried.

    • @Dr.ZoidbergPhD
      @Dr.ZoidbergPhD 2 роки тому +14

      @@hobistinyheartbag same

    • @_soupy_cat_
      @_soupy_cat_ Рік тому +59

      As your wife's sister, I am very relieved to hear that you were not involved in her disappearance in 1967. The stupid cops said that your finger prints were all over the evidences in question, but I am sure that they are just lying 👍

    • @NaschAzure
      @NaschAzure Рік тому +23

      It's true. I was the wife

  • @hmills
    @hmills Рік тому +59

    "is there a cancer for being lazy? uh oh......"
    same eddy. Same.

  • @ComradeBlinkyUwu
    @ComradeBlinkyUwu Рік тому +36

    Salt/sugar preserved egg yolks are amazing and used as a seasoning or a topping like grating parmesan cheese. You brush the salt off once they have dried and grate them onto food. I used to preserve mine in smoked salt to give it more flavour. It's rly good, I know it sounds silly and weird but I promise it's good!

    • @martinb2187
      @martinb2187 12 днів тому

      Cook the eggs. Crack the peel of the eggs. Put them into very salty water and add cool flavours. It tasts amazing.

  • @rjhstuffs
    @rjhstuffs 2 роки тому +1258

    run the eggs over some cold water first, then you grate them onto things. They're basically just another way of garnishing or seasoning food and can actually be insanely good when you do it correctly

    • @timothypickarski5234
      @timothypickarski5234 2 роки тому +113

      Cured egg yolks are top tier on top of carbonara

    • @aarosslol5298
      @aarosslol5298 2 роки тому +30

      I'm actually really curious, what kinds of food are they good with? Also did he pretty much do it right or was there something he did wrong?

    • @rjhstuffs
      @rjhstuffs 2 роки тому +123

      @@aarosslol5298 nah he got it mostly right, but you just don't eat em straight up. Grate em onto pasta, soups, stir fry, buttered bread, rice, scrambled eggs, really anything you want

    • @SandraNLN
      @SandraNLN 2 роки тому +46

      Was hoping to see a comment like this in the top. Just so that people (and maybe even Eddy) give it another shot and dont shy away from something delicious 😉Even without a boyfriend to help 😆

    • @AndromedaD
      @AndromedaD 2 роки тому +4

      Brad from Bon Appétit made them. If I remember, he tried a few different kinds and liked duck best

  • @nick3790
    @nick3790 2 роки тому +1802

    The "egg trick" is just how to make cured egg yolks with a few steps taken out. Usually people cure egg yolks in salt and sugar for several days and then bake them to draw out excess moisture, and then they grate them on pastas and what have you. You don't eat them whole, and I think if they weren't fresh they'd go bad pretty quick if you didn't dry them out further in the oven

    • @sedumzz3289
      @sedumzz3289 Рік тому +160

      Yea, it's an actual dish. Usually grated on pasta, or in a lot of Asian cuisine, consumed with porridge or tofu...

    • @weeping_willow7163
      @weeping_willow7163 Рік тому +51

      I was looking for a comment that said this to see if I should post my own

    • @bartkicktown
      @bartkicktown Рік тому +5

      @@weeping_willow7163 samez

    • @tubthungusbychumbungus
      @tubthungusbychumbungus 10 місяців тому +30

      Dont you love when craft accounts take an existing cuisine and pass it off as a hack

    • @KevinFeeley_KHF
      @KevinFeeley_KHF 10 місяців тому +5

      You can dry them in a food dehydrator if you don't have an oven.

  • @fisheye42
    @fisheye42 5 місяців тому +9

    At 18:52 the best quote: “You are hot in proximity, but cold in your method.”

  • @Kei-ye8if
    @Kei-ye8if Рік тому +21

    3:00 I'm very passionate about this, so I have to mention it at least once when brought up;
    Vegetable is a cultural term used to describe plant matter we cook (not season, which are seasonings or spices)
    Fruit is a scientific term used to describe the part of a plant that starts from a flower and contains seeds
    They are not mutually exclusive, so it is entirely possible for something to be both, like a tomato

    • @CainXVII
      @CainXVII Місяць тому

      Although in Sweden it is not uncommon to cook apples and I wouldn't consider apples vegetables... I guess there are exceptions

    • @Spearca
      @Spearca 4 дні тому

      If you're speaking of culinary fruits, you should speak of culinary fruits, not botanical.

  • @levinyman8790
    @levinyman8790 2 роки тому +704

    The flaps on the sides of the juice box trick is really good for kids or people who struggle with gross motor skills so they grip the juice box too hard and spill it, idk why they would advertise it as a tip for everyone tho lol

    • @noellburnett5697
      @noellburnett5697 2 роки тому +51

      Yeah, I think eddy might not have gotten that that tip was about the flaps and not the straw lol, that would have saved me so many spills as a kid

    • @demetrian7856
      @demetrian7856 2 роки тому +17

      @@noellburnett5697 Yep, he tried the trick without the straw so I think that's how he interpreted it. I feel like he would get it if he didn't misunderstand.

    • @sidoniegabrielle269
      @sidoniegabrielle269 2 роки тому +51

      this is more with infomercials than it is with weird life hack channels, but tricks and/or products that help people with mobility issues are often broadcast as mainstream tools bc the disabled market isn’t really big enough/is too diverse in terms of individual needs for many products and ideas to get traction, so they need abled people buying and looking at the things as well. they get where they need to go in the end - my aunt has severe neuropathic pain among other things and she’s basically an encyclopedia of every actually useful tiktok life hack & as seen on TV product at this point

    • @levinyman8790
      @levinyman8790 2 роки тому +13

      @@sidoniegabrielle269 that’s absolutely true, I just feel like they could have shown it as being useful for kids or older people and it would’ve gotten more traction because in the context it was in it made it look silly

    • @geekmyths
      @geekmyths 2 роки тому +28

      @@sidoniegabrielle269 problem is, people in the non-disabled market then see those products and call them stupid. And it’s not really their fault, because in the life of a non-disabled audience, a lot of those items kinda are stupid, but because they’re being advertised as for everybody they get hated on.

  • @max_the_mantis5173
    @max_the_mantis5173 2 роки тому +419

    Oh gosh, oh gosh. I hope Eddy’s new wife, boyfriend, and son get along well with his girlfriend. 👍🙂

    • @JamesM1994
      @JamesM1994 2 роки тому +22

      Thank god he will never be married to Bill Gates. He has enough partners already!

  • @__melinda___
    @__melinda___ Рік тому +58

    testing out the juice box made me weep with laughter. you actually managed to one up their already spectacular "there MUST be a better way!" footage. fantastic

  • @David-qj1mr
    @David-qj1mr 2 роки тому +45

    the salted egg yolk thing is actually really good! its a cured egg yolk and they are wonderful shaved over pasta, or if you put more sugar in the cure and some like powdered vanilla and cinnamon or cloves in the cure they can be good finely grated over icecream.

  • @omomos
    @omomos 2 роки тому +1152

    as a community we don't talk enough about what a hard worker Eddy Burback
    is

    • @catpainter3165
      @catpainter3165 2 роки тому +1

      @Best 🅥 shut up i'd rather get rickrolled

    • @LsuTigers-mb7td
      @LsuTigers-mb7td 2 роки тому +11

      Is

    • @Daniel_Martin98
      @Daniel_Martin98 2 роки тому +15

      Because he admittedly is not

    • @romancandel489
      @romancandel489 2 роки тому +39

      no, as a community we talk about chip clips and tummy down, toes up time

    • @chrism45
      @chrism45 2 роки тому +3

      Maybe we would if he posted regularly

  • @dhopper598
    @dhopper598 2 роки тому +113

    16:06 of course she wanted you to take it off. you were one step closer to learning the scarf tricks. she’s freaking out. you’ve got her right where you want her.

  • @chelsuh614
    @chelsuh614 Рік тому +6

    15:07 I just keep hearing SpongeBob and Patrick saying "firmly grasp it in your hand." 😂

  • @laustinspacemusic
    @laustinspacemusic Рік тому +7

    10:42 I hate to be a stickler, but it was actually OVER 9000!!

  • @tentinybees
    @tentinybees 2 роки тому +102

    the "too many clothes at home?" bit has me in literal tears. "cut into 9,999 pieces." WHAT
    these life hacks are somehow more unhinged than troom troom

  • @Maarttii
    @Maarttii 2 роки тому +493

    your new son is so lucky to have you, your boyfriend, your girlfriend, and your wife watching out for him 💚

    • @AguilarSquared
      @AguilarSquared 2 роки тому +3

      What about dad???

    • @mycologyqueer
      @mycologyqueer 2 роки тому +9

      @@AguilarSquared dad left after the book thing

    • @Detrasystem
      @Detrasystem 2 роки тому +9

      @@mycologyqueer how did he leave without his tires??

    • @mycologyqueer
      @mycologyqueer 2 роки тому +9

      @@Detrasystem on the rocking horse.

    • @moneymike5549
      @moneymike5549 2 роки тому +3

      Somewhere a conservative republican is having a heart attack while reading Marti's comment

  • @cameronrich2536
    @cameronrich2536 Рік тому +16

    Finally solved the mystery of all the dads who never came home from the milk store

  • @strawhatsmanager
    @strawhatsmanager 2 роки тому +11

    Something about Eddy struggling with drinking a juice box was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

  • @Speckadactyl
    @Speckadactyl 2 роки тому +188

    The community college burn was real. During my time a few years ago class got canceled for a day because someone caught the student center on fire by toasting a toaster strudel multiple times. The pool table was damaged and never replaced, truly some of the darkest days of my education

    • @jjju3
      @jjju3 2 роки тому +27

      "During my time" like it was prison

    • @radekchrabota
      @radekchrabota 2 роки тому +19

      Was the community college Greendale?

    • @beanaguts
      @beanaguts 2 роки тому +3

      @@radekchrabota It definitely was troy

  • @zakcarroll1
    @zakcarroll1 2 роки тому +239

    I love how Eddy just glazed over the video of someone cracking an egg into a photo copier like everything was okay

    • @kealabeam
      @kealabeam Рік тому +3

      He was right, everything was okay. 😁

    • @leahbobeaa
      @leahbobeaa Рік тому +7

      I honestly thought THAT was going to be the egg trick at first

    • @blarghmoment1825
      @blarghmoment1825 Рік тому +9

      Dude was just feeding the copier

  • @cozmothedog1742
    @cozmothedog1742 2 роки тому +7

    Chip clipper here.

  • @JessScreams
    @JessScreams 4 місяці тому +4

    10:30 I almost peed laughing at this clip.
    9999 pieces. Good lord.

  • @gennielinara2356
    @gennielinara2356 2 роки тому +681

    This channel 100% has to be a parody. Some of the "lost in translation" lines are so funny that I refuse to believe this is anything other than a joke. Also, "smart people put a plastic bag on their face"? That's actually comedy genius considering it's extremely dangerous to put a plastic bag on your head lmao.
    Unfortunately every time I drink a juice box I have to be in the shower since I've had to replace 3 carpets and 10 shirts already..

    • @WMDistraction
      @WMDistraction 2 роки тому +59

      I’ve heard some insane translations in my life as an ESL teacher in China, so what did it for me was the specific mention of ruining dad’s things for questionably useful crafts. lol

    • @Connor-hl4fc
      @Connor-hl4fc 2 роки тому +24

      The get your boyfriend to help stuff is perfect. I agree with you, I'm 100% sure it's satire

    • @masdawg
      @masdawg 2 роки тому +7

      Yeah, this is actually comedic brilliance!

    • @daldosbm
      @daldosbm Рік тому +26

      While you're probably right about the captions being satire the videos are probably from 5-Minute-Crafts because i recognized one of the actresses as being from 5-Minute Crafts and 123 GO

    • @RealBradMiller
      @RealBradMiller Рік тому +5

      @@daldosbm Yeah, it seems like they have a big warehouse where they film these, it looks like little kiosks spread about and I'm sure more than one channel operates at a time, using the same 'hand models' as I like to call them.
      Channels like Five-Minute Crafts have caused the deaths and injuries of dozens of adults and children. I find it so odd that YT thinks someone talking about True Crime or using curse words is more important to remove or demonetize than dangerous content farms.

  • @brenek9
    @brenek9 2 роки тому +534

    To be perfectly honest the "egg trick" is legit. We do the same thing at the restaurant I work at, we just rinse the salt off and smoke the yolks before shaving it over food, it's quite good. It's sorta like using shaved parmesan or something. Just a PSA 😅

    • @schmeedorcocloa1986
      @schmeedorcocloa1986 2 роки тому +2

      That’s cool

    • @mitchellclendening7682
      @mitchellclendening7682 2 роки тому +11

      yeahhh I was going to say. I'd imagine it would be better if you maybe mixed in some herbs as well instead of just sugar and salt

    • @brenek9
      @brenek9 2 роки тому +14

      @@mitchellclendening7682 yeah, we shave it on cesar salad, but you can do it on most anything that you'd want a strong egg flavor from. But the way the life hack video showed eddy is understandably not pleasant XD

    • @TheSimplyCooking
      @TheSimplyCooking 2 роки тому +4

      Yes, cured yolk is great!

    • @Wegger1324
      @Wegger1324 2 роки тому

      Wakanda blade and shaving cream you using for the yolks? Asking for me.

  • @edwinlevi6608
    @edwinlevi6608 2 роки тому +4

    “Many people who have lived for 800 years” already has me in tears

  • @lordtachanka85
    @lordtachanka85 Рік тому +9

    14:02 could have been prevented with the melon seed bag smh 👎

  • @dilberthigh
    @dilberthigh 2 роки тому +169

    Can confirm the wife one. I forgot a gift and made my wife a shoelace choker for our anniversary. She absolutely loved it. Unrelated to this, I no longer have a wife.

  • @its_thatguy2579
    @its_thatguy2579 Рік тому +12

    15:36 guess i cant watch anymore

  • @Vanq22114
    @Vanq22114 3 місяці тому +2

    "You must not know the egg trick" sounds so fucking sinister to me, like she's warning me against learning forbidden, arcane egg lore that would drive me to madness

  • @ionian525
    @ionian525 2 роки тому +304

    Eddy can change his entire persona based on the shirt he wears. Man's outfit went from New Jersey pizza shop worker to Florida computer nerd to Average Brit.
    Also he could absolutely rock a scarf, he just bought a gross short red one here. He just needs a nice long gray scarf with the lil frills on each end.

  • @RedRiotRoss
    @RedRiotRoss 2 роки тому +668

    Eddy you clearly have a drinking problem, never doubt the flaps

  • @awesomegamercz
    @awesomegamercz Рік тому +2

    The 'dad's book collection' bit absolutely killed me for some reason.

  • @kaylajane5751
    @kaylajane5751 10 місяців тому +2

    I COULD NOT HAVE IMAGINED THAT YOU CAN FIX A ZIPPER WITH A FORK!!!!
    IT'S GENIUS
    (so many wasted jackets...)

  • @robineras477
    @robineras477 2 роки тому +108

    I’m glad you took the extra step to get a boyfriend. It’s the attention to detail that really makes the channel great. Also your tiktok pose is very accurate.

  • @TNTsquirrel
    @TNTsquirrel 2 роки тому +126

    The part where you tricked Drew into being your boyfriend was hilarious. It reminded me from that one episode of Nathan For You where he tricks someone into marrying him at a Chinese restaurant.

  • @theoldbloodrebrum6881
    @theoldbloodrebrum6881 Рік тому +6

    14:38 I wasn't aware Eddy was into water sports

  • @bagnome
    @bagnome Рік тому +6

    15:00 "As seen on TV ad"

  • @user-nw5hf4np1b
    @user-nw5hf4np1b 2 роки тому +698

    Eddy has been blessing us these last two days. Truly an Easter miracle

    • @kelleyreeves965
      @kelleyreeves965 2 роки тому +6

      Maybe he's Jesus himself

    • @catpainter3165
      @catpainter3165 2 роки тому +3

      @@kelleyreeves965 nah he's better

    • @taylifts
      @taylifts 2 роки тому +10

      Come to think of it, didn't he die earlier this month?

    • @majalis7010
      @majalis7010 2 роки тому +1

      he is risen

    • @huh1327
      @huh1327 2 роки тому +1

      hey what. did he post somewhere else

  • @paulbuehler8596
    @paulbuehler8596 2 роки тому +395

    For cured egg yolks, it is best to gently rinse off the extra salt. You can grate them on top of pasta. They are used a lot in eastern cooking.

    • @mason8920
      @mason8920 Рік тому +92

      Listen dude, you're not Eddy's boyfriend so it's not your place to help him with this. Stay in your lane or get in the "I wanna date Eddy" line like the rest of us.

    • @Pekoe.
      @Pekoe. 11 місяців тому +7

      @@mason8920 i've never been more happy to read a reply

    • @fwedlovesbwead
      @fwedlovesbwead 11 місяців тому +5

      theyre also used in chinese cooking, my mom makes salted eggs but shes usually uses the whole egg lul

  • @cosmicblooper6264
    @cosmicblooper6264 2 роки тому +5

    16:35
    Hey!
    Fred Jones rocks the look, dont throw shade on his drip!

  • @pearlchains
    @pearlchains Рік тому +3

    This is my new favorite eddy video. I’ve been binge watching you and I love your stuff so much you’re so underrated

  • @JakeCuster
    @JakeCuster 2 роки тому +62

    I feel kinda betrayed, I thought Eddy knew the egg trick this entire time

  • @NoonaCarly
    @NoonaCarly 2 роки тому +117

    "Don't worry, delicious, salted egg yolk will be there" actually made me spit out my coffee.

    • @pixxel17
      @pixxel17 Рік тому

      As if they simply would leave the container… I love how they will wait for your return in a timely 4 days 😌❤️❤️
      I died when this came on lmao

  • @SGTsiete
    @SGTsiete Рік тому +5

    I like how every time one of the most prolific geniuses of our time gets mentioned his most sited accomplishent is that gosh dang chair. Rightfully so though, it was a pretty sick jump.

  • @deboratasso8399
    @deboratasso8399 11 місяців тому +5

    I must say, the whole thing is quite ridiculous, but I honestly laughed the whole time. It’s like having a virtual silly friend commenting something he saw online.

  • @iainronald4217
    @iainronald4217 2 роки тому +89

    Eddy always seems like a dude who spent 5 years running a hydrovaccing company, after high school, before deciding to give university a try.

  • @kyliesouthwick5904
    @kyliesouthwick5904 2 роки тому +339

    6:18 actually, I will defend this life hack with my life because I use it whenever I eat popcorn and it's genuinely great because if you stick your hand in it'll get all buttery and gross, and I can almost never find a bowl the right size, and since you're not using a bowl at all, you have less dishes to do later

    • @EddyBurback
      @EddyBurback  2 роки тому +291

      microwave popcorn I actually agree with you that’s great! microwave popcorn bags hold strong as hell

    • @geekmyths
      @geekmyths 2 роки тому +158

      hmmmm but have you considered… use a chip clip to eat the popcorn like awful chopsticks

    • @abbreviatedalex2418
      @abbreviatedalex2418 2 роки тому +13

      just fold the top of the bag in. like rolling up a sleeve, but instead of folding out, you fold in, so the greasy salty part of the bag is folded away.

    • @thine.
      @thine. 2 роки тому +24

      .....get a bowl dude, u said u can't find the right size, who cares if its too big and if its too small pour in popcorn twice

    • @anthonyjohnstone695
      @anthonyjohnstone695 Рік тому

      Mixing bowl

  • @ignorantzombie
    @ignorantzombie 9 місяців тому +1

    hahaha this video is comedy bronze👍 I liked the part where he said "this fat turkey is not for me" spun around then started tap dancing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @malmamia8912
    @malmamia8912 Рік тому +4

    It’s been seven months, dad still hasn’t forgiven me for destroying everything he owns in the name of home decor

  • @petermattboi
    @petermattboi 2 роки тому +151

    That egg hack is actually really good if you take it, throw it in a dehydrator after, and use it sparingly like a strong parmesan or salt/pepper. Grind it on the same way you would parmesan cheese.

    • @BobbySacamano
      @BobbySacamano 2 роки тому

      I can't tell if you're kidding

    • @TheWetCatFish
      @TheWetCatFish 2 роки тому

      @@BobbySacamano google cured egg yolks

    • @awwitsrach
      @awwitsrach 2 роки тому +9

      @@BobbySacamano cured yolks are a thing!

    • @sullendragon8900
      @sullendragon8900 2 роки тому +5

      @@BobbySacamano I also think they're great! you just don't, like, bite into them alone (unless you're in expert mode). More of a seasoning, when it's done like this. :)

  • @gabriellaberman
    @gabriellaberman 2 роки тому +52

    With salt cured eggs, after they’ve been sitting in the salt mixture, you’re supposed to wash them off, dehydrate them and then grate them onto things like pasta. They’re so delicious

  • @magicivy
    @magicivy 2 місяці тому +1

    Thank you for all the laughs! I really needed it! 😊

  • @fructiferous
    @fructiferous Місяць тому +2

    fun fact: fruits and vegetables are not mutually exclusive terms when classing tomatoes. the fact that it's a fruit is a botanical fact, and "vegetable" has no meaning in botanics. in other words, if a tomato is actually a fruit and not a vegetable, then every vegetable is actually something else and not a vegetable.

  • @brianacarey8617
    @brianacarey8617 2 роки тому +26

    “Don’t worry, delicious salted egg yolk will be there” where is it going?! Should I be worried about it leaving?

  • @th223inoue
    @th223inoue 2 роки тому +77

    The egg trick is cured egg yolk! It's used in some Asian recipes to add umami, kinda like a homemade MSG. It's also put in noodles/pasta and has the same vibe as cheese.

  • @meghan253
    @meghan253 Рік тому +1

    That juice box bit could've been an episode of I think You Should Leave and I wouldn't blink twice

  • @parkerneathery829
    @parkerneathery829 Місяць тому +1

    “My girlfriend didn’t have a scarf… that I could borrow.” Sounds like she does not trust you with her scarfs.

  • @carlzooky
    @carlzooky 2 роки тому +224

    Eddy, you're killing it man. Keep up the good work. We're proud of you.

    • @M2R.
      @M2R. 2 роки тому +6

      I read that as “eddy, you’re killing a man” 😭

  • @doughammond8932
    @doughammond8932 2 роки тому +226

    For the juice box one, that is occasionally a real problem. It's not that you don't use the straw but holding the box sometimes you inadvertently squeeze it and spray juice up through the straw, spilling it. Holding it by the 'ears' prevents the possibility of squeezing the box, so that *is* a solution! Just wanted to write because this brings back memories from school!

    • @meowmeow3532
      @meowmeow3532 Рік тому +17

      yes, i was looking for this comment

    • @couplescounseling6256
      @couplescounseling6256 Рік тому +13

      It’s especially handy for small kids!

    • @thewordshifter
      @thewordshifter 10 місяців тому +7

      My kids weren't allowed to have juice boxes until someone taught us this tip!

  • @corwinchapman4565
    @corwinchapman4565 11 місяців тому +5

    Salted egg yolks are actually great, it really looks like you used super coarse salt that looks like panko, honestly, if you do it right and give it a good amount of time (and leave the container open and out, you're trying to evaporate the moisture!) they end up being more like babybel cheese, and they're great for shredding onto pasta. Rich, creamy, and the flavor is delightful. I'd imagine they'd make for an excellent ramen addition, as well. Yours look like they just got kind of a gummy exterior and didn't really dry out much at all.

  • @billyford2262
    @billyford2262 Місяць тому

    I’m so glad Eddie is just too good of a person to associate with young adults that told their ex girlfriend they are too busy to hang with her. You’re such a great person Eddie. It wouldn’t be your chickenshit personality freaking out about your own career being tarnished in the slightest so you dropped your best friend in literally one second.

  • @Pinely
    @Pinely 2 роки тому +1386

    The snack bag hack is actually pretty great when you got multiple people over without an access to a bowl! You just cut that bad boy open and place it on the table for everyone to snack on

    • @AndromedaD
      @AndromedaD 2 роки тому +74

      Ann Reardon's tried it before too. As long as you don't have to move or reclose the bag, it's pretty handy

    • @spacefiish9888
      @spacefiish9888 2 роки тому +13

      Same if you make microwave popcorn and don't want to dirty a bowl/don't have one! I used to do this all the time in college, and it works great for sharing just like you said.

    • @Planty__
      @Planty__ 2 роки тому +29

      Ever thought of just opening the bag normally? You can even curl down the sides if it’s really that much of an inconvenience to touch and you can reseal the bag

    • @shelbyestell7875
      @shelbyestell7875 2 роки тому +7

      Plus you don't ram your hand in there, squishing the bottom chips with such force they turn into crumbs by the time you get to them... it's smart.

    • @ratbag_xl
      @ratbag_xl 2 роки тому +59

      My life hack for you is to try having bowls if you are having people over

  • @basementdwellercosplay
    @basementdwellercosplay 2 роки тому +44

    Eddy: cooking hack videos are mostly helpful
    Ann Readon/How to cook that: wanna bet mate

  • @joannediaz2055
    @joannediaz2055 Місяць тому

    4:40 I have watched this three times now. “I don’t know why Melinda Gates wouldn’t want to tell me these” gets me every time

  • @white_okami3154
    @white_okami3154 Місяць тому +1

    ah , yes - gimme a coaster for my cup that still scratches the table underneath

  • @ElariaFlori
    @ElariaFlori 2 роки тому +572

    Dude these vids have been great. The vids on the Burback channel as well. They are great vids to watch before I go to sleep, because they're comedic yet actually give info on games and stuff. It is great. Keep up the great work!

    • @boateye
      @boateye 2 роки тому +4

      I totally agree. They have been pumping out bangers lately!

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 роки тому

      SUPRISE! I am the funniest YTer evah!!!! Just kidding, it was no surprise. Everybody knew already. HAHAHHAHA!!!! That was an amazing joke (it was real talk though). WAWAWAWAWA!!!! Good afternoon, dear tsu

    • @thedestroyasystem
      @thedestroyasystem 2 роки тому +7

      Agreed, what Eddy lacks in consistent upload schedule, he makes up for in consistent video quality

    • @PenelopeNaomi
      @PenelopeNaomi 2 роки тому +1

      Ikr!

    • @MyMessyMind
      @MyMessyMind 2 роки тому +2

      Is it gReAt tho?

  • @Brattybat
    @Brattybat 2 роки тому +85

    I would love to believe that Drew was kept completely in the dark during filming 😭😂

    • @timwilcox615
      @timwilcox615 Рік тому +1

      Was he? Or am I extremely gullible

  • @Emmettandstuff
    @Emmettandstuff 11 місяців тому +1

    15:06 the juice box flap thing is how I give my kid juice boxes otherwise she’ll squeeze them all over the damn place, so it’s a decent tip for kids haha

  • @alittlefrog2395
    @alittlefrog2395 Рік тому +1

    This just made me laugh so hard that I cried at one point. Your editing style and and jokes are top tier my man

  • @marsupialsofmars3886
    @marsupialsofmars3886 2 роки тому +331

    Congrats on the new relationship to both you and drew, may it blossom and become fruitful

    • @fntthesmth423
      @fntthesmth423 Рік тому +4

      i did a little nose exhale when I had the thought "ah, i get it, fruitful, like gay!"
      and then i went on a mental journey trying to remember ever hearing somebody calling a gay thing fruity in real life and my nose exhale reversed itself

    • @marsupialsofmars3886
      @marsupialsofmars3886 Рік тому +3

      @@fntthesmth423 not a joke I even thought about lol

  • @lonely_space_egg
    @lonely_space_egg 2 роки тому +63

    0:31 A lot of the cooking/baking "life hacks" are outright lies, the channel How To Cook That has a whole series debunking them.

  • @Dollar_store_
    @Dollar_store_ 3 місяці тому +1

    He may not have gained any sort of useful knowledge during this video but he sure as hell gained a family

  • @jameshaws9986
    @jameshaws9986 Рік тому +4

    The egg thing is salt cured eggs. Use a grater and sprinkle them on pasta, steak, or any meat really. It's widely used at many great restaurants

  • @taylifts
    @taylifts 2 роки тому +68

    Eddy's joking in his intro but literally every time I get a notification for a new eddy or burback video I start loudly chanting "new vid new vid new vid"

  • @stevenabsolom1188
    @stevenabsolom1188 2 роки тому +46

    Eddy, I'm pretty sure you have the best moustache on UA-cam. It's glorious. I'm happy to know that a fellow chip clipper and jacket guy has such a beautiful moustache.

  • @sr.lontra
    @sr.lontra 2 роки тому +8

    10:25 LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @GameTesterBootCamp
    @GameTesterBootCamp Рік тому +2

    6:40 incorrect. The best way to eat a bag of chips is to open it from the top, eat out of it, and don't stop till it's empty.