5-Minute Crafts is Absolute Garbage
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- Опубліковано 1 лют 2020
- 5 minute crafts is terrible!! or is it? its not great tbh
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A pumice is a type of stone that’s normally used to sand dead skin off your feet. Obviously someone who doesn’t have any legs wouldn’t know that so you’re forgiven.
Yee
Poor Kwite will never know the joys of a pedicure 😭
Tobe Evans why is that the shame what about Being unable to perfectly land a Boeing 746
Admiral Gremlin bro what? Lmao that has nothing to do with what I was talking about at all
I tried to use one of those once and my feet went all itchy and sore when I'd barely even gotten any skin off... I need my dead skin layer
Kwite: “0s and 5s are the only acceptable ending digits”
Also Kwite: makes his video 10:52
he's a madlad
How dare he
I think he meant top 10s or top 15s
UNsubscribing, I feel hurt and betrayed.
10 minutes
Minecraft music over 5-minute crafts is unsettling
Subwoofer lullaby is a bit but others, no
5-minute crafts is the guy who doesn't know how to smelt iron in Minecraft
@@yeete5331 or the guy that spams fireworks while flying because it sounds cool
@@toastytoast9800 or or the kid who tries to fibht a creeper while doing a 360 but instead they do a -180 fall into a ravine get shot by a skeleton fall into lava and the finaly get killed by a zombie in the lava so the death message is dhbrgb died while fighting a zombie
Useless Minecraft recipes
Instructions not clear
Had sexual relations with my father and he has been sentenced to 35 years in jail
Soup Time
Instructions unclear.
I dropped the soap
Basically all porn in general
Happens to the best of us
Bruh
What the hell happened here
Kwite’s panic at the sock-gloves is hilarious
First he was knocking mittens to warm ones phone then he says "jusssst buy mittens" our poor floating hoodie getting flustered.
Panic! At The Sock-Gloves
It’s cause they ruined the cum sock
The God Of Puns of course, a woman used his cum sock to make a pair of gloves!
Same but without the “‘s panic at the sock-gloves” part
five minute crafts in a year: how to make an atomic bomb in 5 easy steps!
I need that tip now. Let me make the Boston bombing part 2
^^^
@@vampvampp i mean the video im more looking forward to is how to make an atomic arsenal with ordinary household objects so i can make hiroshima: the sequal
@@obama4736 *yes*
First of all, there were 6 steps in total, and second, I don't have a glue gun
Honestly that thumbnail looks like shes tryna be dragonborn.
Or black
MUSTARD JAR
FUS RAH DA
Lol
She's the Gray Fox. Get your lore right you Nord simpleton.
imagine being so poor that you use your hair as a ski mask
Imagine being so poor that you cut a sock and use it as a mitten
Heretic
I kid you not they did that exact same thing in the movie Booksmart.
She lookin like she tryna play Skyrim bot
Bor
when u can’t tap ur phone ,just use acrylic outline, u know that thing everyone just has in there pockets
Wdym, I carry it around all the time. Makes it easier to cover the bodies.
No they go home and back in seconds
I mean I just take of the glove, but you do you.
Djordje Calosevic I just pull my thumb out. Like it’s not that big of a deal :/
If you don’t have acrylic outline in your pocket you’re simply a, and I don’t want to be offensive, you are a
*beta*
the breakdown he has as he said "JUST BUY MITTENS" is a mood
anxious rainbow \owo\
I want a compilation of times kwite has harassed the poor walls.
I think you already have it
Compilation*
8:01
Kagekao
Teevee R fixed (°∀°)b
Is no one questioning the fact that she wasn’t swiping the right way to answer the phone
9:59 kwite lookin like a 5th grade teacher about to scream at the class because the kid didn't know "simple math"
Me: Are there any comments
UA-cam telling me there's 9 but not showing them: *WELL YES BUT ACTUALLY NO*
@@AxxLAfriku well yes but no
D4C fact
stop
@@tyler4840 I president funnt valentine will make america great again with the power of the holy corpse
i ate them
Life hack: Use ketchup to clean your glasses. It's free and easy ;)
Where do you get your ketchup?
@@therealmarcher The store. Where else would you get ketchup? The trick is to shove it in your pants and avoid cameras.
@@therealmarcher From McDonald's. Get those little ketchup packets so they're easy to carry around
@@inkdoesathing oh so we just steal it?
I've actually tried this it works /s
holy shit, kwite was the only human being prepared for the coronavirus, just look at him! he's a genius
"putting on a coat what are you poor!?" Bruh I swear that killed me 😂
“:00 and :05 are the only acceptable ending digits”
but this video ends at “:52”...
20 works as well
Any even number or multiple of 5 is ok
7:54
*His inner Filthy Frank is spilling out...*
My mom couldn't always afford a pair of snow boots so I she would make me where thick socks with and rubber boots with plastic bags inside as insolation.
Same
@@csmithw2kidz 👌 😎
Me: *looks at thumbnail
"Survive winter? More like rob a corner store while looking like a buffoon"
I-
No...
It’s too funny-
This comment is illegal-
Wanna rob a 711 but cant afford a skimask?
*deal only valid in florida*
How do you not have 1 mill? You deserve more!!
Oh my crap you hearted this!?!?!
@Leah Ramini I knew it would happen eventually
@@StrawhatSiah007 I was looking for someone to say this
"Your nipples are poking out of your shirt."
Me, who is wearing a binder that make it seem I have no nipples at all: 👁️👄👁️
damn
*casually steals it*
0:03 why are you watching me, mr sweater, how did you know
8:16 "YOU LOOK LIKE YOU PUT THE BI*CH BISHARP!" what a oddly specific reference.(Bisharp is the name of a criminality underrated pokemon)
"Why isn't he in lunch club?" spittin straight faccs, petition to add kwite to the lunch club
Someone: **shows me a picture of garbage**
Also someone: **shows me a picture of 5-Minute Crafts**
Me, an intellectual: _They are the same picture._
Exactly
Tell me something I don't know
I don’t think it’s just intellectuals
7:33 "so smart why isn't he in lunch club" *starts sobbing*
Well Kwite, a certain funky blonde dude had to get a lil freaky with one of his fans and ruin those chances completely for you- *starts crying*
I just wrap my self in computers to get warm
Ryland johnson running crysis of course
3:00 kwite I am getting worried u okay there bud
0:03 *slowly covers my chest*
*_how did he know_*
he knows everything
Five minute craps
Hehe
*get it* no ok il be in my room now
i just figured out watching youtube in vr and the first thing i do is watch a kwite video. wow.
0:13
Why the hell would you wear your cousins dead skin as a suit??
Free food
Why not
@@vampvampp why are you gay-
6:15 is that... is she using the thing that scratches dead skin on your feet on her jacket?
9:25 Slenderman be using that sock
Watching their intro with minecraft music seems... unnatural...
When God adds Minecraft music: 😩👌
5:44 kwite.exe has stopped working
Kwite losing his sanity while making videos for us: 8:01
4:00 You could do that...but WHY tho?
You could literally just REMOVE THE GLOVES.
8:32
1.WHY?
2.Amazing life hack go get Hipothermia
5:02-5:27 that is an empty carton of orange juice I believe, my floating hoodie friend.
5-mins crafts when they see a useful cheap item: 🤮
VS
5-mins crafts when they see glue guns: 🤑
The dislikes are 5 minutes crafts employees mad at the fact they can’t claim
2:15 when I was a kid, my mom actually made me put grocery bags over my shoes cause I didn’t have snow boots. Okay, sure, that’s understandable. sock, grocery bag, sock, shoe, though? hell no. unacceptable.
You deserve wayyyyy more views, man. It makes me sad that your channel kind of fell off, you were doing so well for a while there.
4:31 sick fighting moves kwite 👁👄👁
Title: 5 min craft is garbage
Me: I thought we already knew that
6:28 seems accurate
The Virgin 5-Minute Crafts vs The Chad Kwite
Well yes but actually YES
I appreciate the Pokemon Ranger music on a spiritual level. Everytime I hear it the nostaliga is overwhelming
8:55 me cutting up my sweater for my Doppio cosplay😳😳😳
*slips on ice*
Oopsy..
*whips out glue gun* it’s go time.
Please don’t look through my camera Kwite, that scares me
I was eating dry ramen noodles and drinking fruitopia whilst watching this video. Best thing ever!!! It helps me forget the hell i went throught today and the hell ill live tomorrow. Btw, i told all my friends to sub to you even if 3/4 only talk french. Love your vids!!!
3:12 yes just remove your shoes grip
Oh hey there’s comments, cool
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Your laugh has evolved to sound like Pyro’s!
this man's energy has changed so much over the years. like this was 2020. and now we're in 2022
5 minute crafts: You cold? Put hot lava on your whole body!
Someone: I don’t have lava, and that wou-
5 minute crafts: *YES YOU DO, AND IT WORKS*
I am so lucky the I saw you on my recommendation page
Me too
I cooould be watching the Super Bowl or watch a manhoodie scream about a channel, yep definitely screaming hoodie
This video can alternatively be called: that one video where for a part of the video a floating hoodie beats the shit out of the air with his invisible boxing gloves.
Hello my fellow crabs!!
(Or lobsters...I love you guys to❤️)
I love you too :,)
Fuck you equality as the kids say
I like how kwite looks like hes gonna rob a gas station
3:47 Clown noses be like
“0’s and 5’s are the only acceptable ending digits”
*video ends on a 2*
0:03 haha haha nope
Five minute craft helped me rob a bank
NNIIIIIICCCCCEEEEEE he has 699 k subs
6:45 this will rarely happen because phones generate heat by just stayying open which will result in this being a rare occasion
Yeet bruh hoodie gender
Rory Neilson agreed
*I made a video recreating some of 5-Minutes crafts more... ‘useful’ life hacks*
been watching old kwite videos since he hasnt uploaded since the controversy video and its crazy how consistently funny his videos are.
I'm lovin the ranger and pmd themes.
KWITE YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL HOODIE BEING!! KEEP BEING AMAZING
Five minutes crafts in two days: how to make Elon musk’s starship for only 2 dollars
Absolute garbage?
You sure you aren't talking about my failed dead channel?
7:00 MY HEART. MY CHILDHOOD
“10s and 5s are the only acceptable end digits”
You know, I cannot agree more with that statement
no dislikes, AS IT SHOULD BE
Yeah ummm there is 4 dislikes -_-
ya know, this is a comment, from when there was no dislikes.
@@yeshie4295 eyo :3
In this episode Kwite has a mental breakdown
Gongratz on 700K subs!!
Ay congratulations! 700K! 🥳
Not sure if im late or not but i just realized that Kwite is prepared for the corona virus
9:47 did they just took “glove are just socks for hands” to the next level
As a newer kwite fan who's watching backwards due to running out of newer content, it's funny to hear how much kwite's voice cracks in their old videos. Still that same fun charm with a little inexperience:)
whoa i havent watched you in a while but your subscribers seem to have skyrocketed-congrats!
...How do you ALWAYS upload when I think about you? Have you inserted a bug into my brain?
Watching 5 min crafts while listening to minecraft music feels like a fever dream
Bigfoot is surprisingly more believable when it's the size of a regular chimp
8:25 i swear to god they stole that from Ice Age
Nah nah Kwite you’ve got it backwards, 5-Minute Crafts helps you *make* the garbage
When he said he would kill my whole family; I replied: *For how much?!*
9:59 we need kwite dancing with a song in the background
I was not ready for kwite to start throwing hands
Kwite was so much more goofy back then lmao
9:54 hand vest
We can all agree that it's better then turning a spoon to a spoon
I saw a clip of these dudes where they made a foosball table out of a water drum
But most of the stuff that was actually required for a foosball table (the players, in particular) could’ve only come from an already purchased and deconstructed foosball table