The Weirdest Ads on TikTok
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- Опубліковано 9 лют 2020
- there are some weird ads on tiktok, and is very weird
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"What did we learn today?"
People in Uno Flip ads don't know how skip cards work...
+5 is a thing now
God no
Captain Plague
God no
They be like duuur
Bruh. These idiots in the ad are playing Uno with an extra chromosome.
I gain a little bit of happiness every time he says "hi again"
Me to
My nephew was obsessed with those teeth type games when he was nine or so. they had a bunch of different variations. the eye and brain surgery ones always stood out to me, so there was a market at the very least.
I hate those games there disgusting
those ones with the toes freaked me out
TikTok ads have officially reached the pinnacle of cancer
@@kharrrby9787 Congratulations, you have a brain.
@@kharrrby9787 congratulations
Much like cancer TikTok will spread through your family and you will dread when your younger siblings have it
Jacob Holman this game isn’t that hard
I thought tik tok didnt have ads
what if you wanted to go to heaven but god said " hi again crabs"
*Then I'm in*
But I would never bother wanting into heaven, after I pushed in my 17 siblings' soft spots and hitting the 18th with a bag of oranges until he looked like a pancake.
*Im in*
*Im in*
I’m no crab but I can say I am a crab
The real uno play is to have a blank card that says: Pick Up The Whole Deck
Then realize your mistake as the opponent places down all of the +2s and +4s you forgot about
I did something like that when I said to and I quote "draw two sets of 22" (44)
except you can't draw any cards because my guy took em all
Daddy Kwite giving us wonderful knowledge for our youth brains
*w h e e z e*
I agree
UwU teach us kwite daddy owo nwuzzles
Mmmmm yes kiss me daddy kwite, keep aiming for that massive hole daddy kwite
😳🥵🥵🥵🥵🌭🥥🐕🐕😜😜🛐🛐🛐🛐
Bruh, the anti-vape Commercials are worse in their Own Way.
Like Imagine Eating a Meal/Snack And Watching UA-cam and One of the Ads Pop up.
Makes me gag-
Ugh, yes. Those are the worst. Like can you tell people not to vape without making me want to vomit?
Dee Anc just like “hey, stop vaping, you’ll die” might make me say “oh shit, I’ll die” and not “cool, electronic death sticks”
Dee Anc wait what TRUTH ads are you getting? (id assume its the same company bc its basically the only anti smoking/vaping/juuling ads) the only ones i have been getting for MONTHS are the ones where they destroy juuls. i feel like you’re talking about those whack ass anti smoking ads where they like rip their skin off and shit but i havent seen those in years, like i thought they were discontinued
@@imperialguard451 I think it's those "try not to imagine *unpleasant experience*" ads by The Real Cost. If you haven't been getting those ads, GOOD.
"It's easy to put bad stuff in your brain." YEAH WHEN SOMEONE FORCES YOU TO.
Crazypotato 1209 bro the original death sticks were in episode two attack of the clones lmao...I ain’t lying look it up😂😂
Should I be considered lucky that I never seen Tik Tok ads?
yes
Indeed
*_Y e s_*
yes
Yes
Nobody:
My sleep paralysis demon waking me up at 3AM: 10:01
Oh
@@abrahamlincoln9160 k
@@ahsoka2.023 get out gacha
@@abrahamlincoln9160 I forgot how to change my profile can u help??
@@ahsoka2.023
Just change it through Google
tiktok ads are the reason i wake up in the morning, and still feel pain.
I feel pain when I use to run my hand over the gym scooters.
Now thats why i hav randomly broke my spine
Hoodie boy back at it again
Hoodie back at it again
@@MrJelly-ox9mz copycat
@Clint Bass copy
@@MrJelly-ox9mz haha ok fine I'll like your comment
Nice dog bro
The Chinese are trying to get us to go to bed early so we are asleep when they inevitably attack us
Idk I kinda like china...heard smthn bout free coronas
Imagine some Chinese niggas break in your house and say "在这个黑鬼上咳嗽"
Translation: cough on this nigga
@@saladtop8499 oof a little dark but still funny nonetheless
Should probably clarify that I’m referring to the fact that tiktok is owned by the Chinese and uses it to ‘spy on Americans’ for lack of a better term. The US government actually doesn’t let anybody in the military have the app for that reason.
Out of 3.25 billion videos on UA-cam (currently) your’re the person I decided to watch, and you decide to make a video about tik tok ads
*I hate how you make me like your videos*
Edit: thank you Olivia D for correcting my mistake, truly a life saver, I will forever be thankful
I am terribly sorry...
*you're the person
Olivia D You have the same first name and last initial as a person in my science class
That’s my first name and last initial
*me wearing a hot dog shirt*
"Welp, time to throw this off a stage"
Can I have it. Also I want your socks.
@@MrJelly-ox9mz yes
Can I have everything under the shirt? I want your skin... Then I will have a new coat. C'mon now...
@@LetMeEatIt yes
Can I have your eyes
I want to feed them to my pet possum in the garage
8:26 ...Kwite. "Absolutely stellar" is _my_ phrase, the highest praise I am capable of giving.
SAD
I swear to fuck he is reading my mind at this point
When will hoodie man throw his socks at us?
Soon I hope. Soon.
U see, Kwite doesn't have legs.
Thirsty am i
he doesnt wear socks becayse they get too soggy with sweat every 5 minutes
@@soltrice the soggier the better
Shin splints? Naw that little peanut is strutting the runway
5:01 this is cursed
Kwite: most of the people watching aren’t subscribed
Me: I’m caught
"Stuck his hand in his mouth and just YANKED as hard as he could."
That made me cringe
Plot twist he'd sponsored by all of the companies and has just trying to get all of them at once
The negative uno reverse card is the literal equivalent of a nuclear bomb
I like to imagine that the reflection of his pc screen in his glasses are actually his eyes
Planters pulled a Baby Yoda, they're really trying to be hip with the kids
To be fair Baby Yoda was made to capitalize off of Baby Groot so I mean
@@ncisfan1002 still more original then baby nut
I've once got an ad trying to get me to sleep for once but who listens to those
I've never had an ad on tiktok and I don't even have an adblock
god i can't tell if the feet bit is still a bit
HOLD UP does this mean I have no chance of getting Kwite to worship my feet if I was subbed prior to this offer? This isn't fair I demand compensation
the last time I was this early I still had a dad
haha funny divorce joke *im wheezing.* :|
Haha nice death joke
Oof!
Ad Starts: 8:01
Ad Ends: 8:34
Ty good sir.
The test guy is actually DangMattSmith.
Nørsk1 nah it’s jschlatt obviously
Non_exist4nt nah it’s actually Susan Wabajack
Nørsk1 I watch him alot
no it's john cena
No it's Joseph Stalin
I got braces when i was in high school and i think Kwite talking about the feel of getting them put on reawakened my traumatic memories of that
These Tik Tok ads are worse than those anti vaping/ anti smoking ads
Are you just some guy without a mustache?
bUt ThAt Is JuSt An IlLuSiOn
Just Some Guy without a Mustache It kinda looks like a toy thing
How the first tik tok uno flip add would’ve gone
Dad: clean your room!
Daughter: uno reverse
Dad: *slaps her* real life reverse
I got an “adult toy” ad on tik tok, and I don’t know how that happened
I literally read that comic and they didn't even put WHERE to actually find that comic (which is on webtoon) OMG
im in pain
same
Same
Same
Same
Same
Awww yeah Mystery Dungeon background music
I just need a 30 minute video of Kwite ranting about the UNO canon
Stop the pain
2:43 AND NOW A FAIRLY ODDPARENTS REFERENCE? Please, PLEASE, stop referencing things I like, all it's doing is depressing me more over the fact that we can't be friends.
I've been subscribed since 2016.
Oh hi there
Oh hi there
Kwite be my masked baby daddy
No stop
@@patrickdolan6784 who the fuck are you??? why are you following all my fuckin comments?? leave me alone
I'm not sure whether to laugh or be uncomfortable
@11:13 I really thought he was about to do an audible ad while bullying other ads for being illiterate
Snapchat are also doing the wellbeing thing, it reached my local news lol
I'm scared of the intro O_O...
FeEt FeEt FeEt!
Tired af but worth watching
"and it still isn't! the game has not changed that, and if you say otherwise, I will beat you to death" ABSOLUTELY killer delivery Mr hoodie
Imagine him leaving a hoodie hung on a broom, turned, just staring at a wall for hours on end. Who's up for a 24/7 livestream of his wall for the rest of our lives?
Of course the ads are weird, TikTok is weird!
You've almost quadrupled your sub count since I've subbed congrats dude.
ayyye congratz 1mil
2:01 Hey, Uno Flip actually ROCKS. There's even more chaos to be had, but it's not as anarchic as Dos. Yes, that exists. How do you play it? Fuck if I know, the rules are crazy.
I tried to listen to what was going on but this mystery dungeon music made me vibe too hard.
“This TikTok has v i n e energy,” I want to die every time I see one of those comments
So now I can't not stop tinking of baby man
UA-cam’s been getting weird ads too lately. I got one the other night for a “meet new people!” Type app and it literally showed a girl flash her bra while FaceTiming a guy...I wish UA-cam would allow us to report ads
BABY MAN! BABY MAN!
whenever he says Maskedup.shop I always hear Mast up
I was one of the viewers who was not subscribed (usually just clicked from suggestions on the home page), but because you asked so nicely I subscribed
so i know this is several months old, but like, i didn't realize a bit that parks n rec did in their tv special to raise money and help during this pandemic was based off of an actual tiktok ad. idk if anyone hasn't watched it yet so i won't go into detail, but i will say the ad that parks n rec is referencing (i think) is the "Gary wants a friend" ad
Yay new video
4:00 a-a-all people, a-a-all people, all people are tax people
Kwite when are you going to ever to do a livestream about you watching paint dry
I am subscribed floating hoodie man.
The only youtuber that I can pay attention to for over 10 minutes.
Kwite: *Burning Church*...yes
Orin Scrivello is the main target for the dentist games
Dababy do be lookin kinda barefoot doe
I get weirdly excited whenever you upload. Just something I do. I'll excuse myself now, thank you.
I once met a dentist on a dating website who's fetish was teeth. When he found out I still had a baby tooth as an adult he got pretty excited and wanted me to send teeth pics.
what.
the.
I appreciate that you make sizes your to 3x.
Subscribed, waiting for my foot worshipping
4:26 i opened bandlab and clicked lofi why does it fit perfectly with what hes saying
just subscribed, love your humor! 🥺♥️
I saw that dentist game ad from the thumbnail in a mobile game that I was playing
I love the Pokemon explorers dungeon music in every video
Not only is this guy funny but he always ready for the coronuvirus
haha funnies hoodie man
Kwite should have crab merch
when he chants "feet", makes you think about what's on his web browser
Yep Like the one time I was UA-cam and a add came on and " Go to sleep" it was 4 am.
Every tik tok ad is the worst tik tok ad
My Dad say he's going to get milk i give him a uno reverse card.
Man braces suck, like sure you will have straight teeth, but at the cost of pain and that weird moment when you manage to break off a bracket, it’s loud and startling
I tink I need help
That ad reminds me whenever I would play like a Nintendo game, if I’m playing longer than the advised amount of time whenever I would talk to an Npc they be like hey you’ve been playing for way too long why don’t you go take a break
I just subbed and turned on bell, death to tiktok, all hail the great hoodie
Monster.... Who puts holy C418 Minecraft OST on this unholy teeth things? *Falls over and dies*
i like how you play Pokemon mystery dungeon music in ur videos
I just saw that dentist add today hahaha.
1:36 oop i got exposed- but dont worry- i have now subscribed
I got a tiktok ad on this 🤔
I hate my shelf for using an emoji
i have my first ever college final in less than 30 minutes. but instead of last minute studying, i am watching kwite. oh boy
icant remember the last time i got an ad on tiktoks, i think i got one
Pokemon mystery dungeon music is a nice touch.
10:46
"Hey man did you know they put some doritos in the vending machine at work?"
"IT'S BECAUSE I LIKE YOU OKAY!"
so i went and found that one comic about the dude confessing his love and its lowkey good
source my mans, spare me some source
rune it’s a comic series by kind of love called table for two. if you just search that up there should be a webtoons link
That baby nut walk cycle looks like surreal entertainment made it
he doing a runway walk lmao
absolutely not