At a Taco Bell with Mario Lopez & O.J. Simpson with Trixie and Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful
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- Опубліковано 29 тра 2023
- The sky is a fiery auburn red as the sun sets over a bustling Taco Bell on La Cienega Blvd. Harried Angelenos make the nightmarish commute home as offices close and street lights turn on. Through a decal clinging to a Taco Bell window advertising the return of the Mexican Pizza, we see three lonely souls sitting in a booth, silently munching upon tacos and burritos filled with beans, beef, and shattered dreams. It is a Springtime weekend in the city of angels, a town where the sight of a drag queen, the host of Access Hollywood, and a washed-up football star in a Taco Bell barely raises an eyebrow of passers by.
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F*ggy Bald f**ks by day, wildly successful crossdressing bombshells by night. The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamo feature a pair of grizzled gay ghouls exploring the culture boundaries of modern beauty through interviews with gorgeous guests who inhabit various facets of the beauty industry. From models, moguls, influencers, drag queens, adult performers, actors, and more, RuPaul’s Drag Race veterans Trixie and Katya break down the beauty behind it all.
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“On my knees. Blow J Simpson” got me more than I thought it would 😂
That little bit had me cackling
Sasha Fierce, Masha Fierce energy
Who's Jay? 😂
When Katya looks so passionate in a thumbnail and Trixie is laughing, you know we are about to have weather
the weatherrrr
were having weeeaaatheerrrrrrrrrrr
hard nipples
Helllooooooo it's weathhhhheeeeerrrrr
"KTLA tryin' to turn ME on?!?"
"Everyone deserves dignity, but this whole structure has got to go." is such a PHENOMENAL quote. Katya is the working woman's princess. Truly.
24:03
I'm making a shirt that says this bc it's hilarious
Can we acknowledge that Katya guessed the Mario Lopez thing, and Trixie's first response is to say SHE'S psychic? 🤣
This lol
then the out of the darkness tour ??
this made me laugh out loud... trixie truly is something else lmao
EXTRA EXTRA
i bursted out laughing for this comment
Katya being TWENTY during 911 really puts her age into perspective 😂
Wait until she tells you about the funeral of Æthelred of Mercia - from what I hear it was a hell of a party 😂
Hello. 1982 is here.
she probably also remembers the assassination of JFK
lol its simple math babe
Yes, I was 28
joking about 9/11 and then pivoting to actually genuinely discussing 9/11 is so on-brand for this podcast
T.S Madison clocking Trixie as being rich for a drag queen so she’d donate is so fucking funny
I mean, why would she grill Simone and let Trixie be
EXTRA EXTRA 🤣🤣
the horror in katya's voice as she had to explain game of thrones' ending was not, in fact, universally beloved
The passion is entirely warranted. The ending shat on 8 seasons.
I agree with Katya completely
only the paid actors loved the ending and that is why i do not check out the new work of the most vocal about their subservience
I would even argue the last 3 seasons shat on the first 5 seasons, and that last ep was that nasty toilet flush in our fucking face with lid up ... @mrcrabmoney
Trixie has turned "lets take a break" into a way to tell Katya to wrap it up
I swear there’s been a few where she says it and then they don’t even cut to an ad lol
I mean Trixie famously said to Katya: “What do you think’s gonna happen when your parents die? Let’s take a break.” So she just says it in general to shut someone up lmao
It's such a great tool for comedic timing though and also enhances whatever Katya has said before that. Especially if it's something fcked up 😂
Hey babe.. let’s take a break 🤗
years with experience in UNHhhh tells her if she doesn't shut it down, whatever topic they were on will be completely forgotten
These podcasts end more abruptly than my therapy sessions
They had one episode where they acknowledge it and gave a five minute warning but they went back immediately
These podcasts are my therapy sessions
Had to start wearing a watch during sessions so I don't
D W E L L
trixie and katya look like two young truckers who found a genie's lamp on the roadside and rubbed it and got sucked in, and now they have to host a podcast for "them damn alphabet people" for eternity
Bitch I screamed at this comment
Lmao
trixie’s aussie accent sometimes turning irish is killing me
Trixie's allegedly Aussie accent sounds more like a kiwi one to me. Source: I'm actually an Aussie.
I'm not even aussie and I still agree. It's too "squinchy"
@@hayliecassidy711 Yep, it's definitely too squinchy 😉
I'm afraid to say, it sounds too Kiwi!
Soooo, I think it's time... Let's send Gina Riley over to the USA to give Trixie some Oz Eloqution lessons! 🤭😁😅
❤
I love how Katya correctly guesses Mario Lopez and Trixie says “I AM Psychic..!” instead. 🤣 5:34 “𝙀𝙭𝙩𝙧𝙖! 𝙀𝙭𝙩𝙧𝙖!” 🎶
another man taking credit for a woman’s work😔
i worked on an indie film set where the sound guys would play "Extra, Extra!" at the end of shooting a scene thru everyone's walkies and it still makes me laugh. What a great pod for me today! lol
Sorry sound dumb but plz
Can someone explain the ‘Extra, extra’ joke about Mario Lopez ? 😂
Thanks x
Katya's padam padam roleplay was so funny. It took Tricia the whole ep to understand the bit lmaoo
You guys please never stop meeting weekly to chit chat and letting us listen. Please.
Love when they get so excited to have stories they haven’t told each other, when they do such a good job of keeping things fresh when they have made an industry of hanging out and chatting 😍
@@oldvlognewtricks gold. pure gold.
I love Trixie's cosplay as Eleven from Stranger Things this episode
😂
Who would play her? Millie Bobby Brown is who 😂
Ive never even seen the show and know thats 100% accurate
20:25 “of course! when you saw wicked?” is comedy GOLD right after trixie is trying to get serious about 9/11 😂 i was crying omg katya’s wit and humor is underrated
that whole bit made me cackle, they’re so fucking funny
I visit this semi regularly and I cried laughing the first time and now I just chase that high 😂
I vote for Katya to be invited to/go to more award shows, galas and parties
I agree! She's one of the most popular and successful queens and she seems to never gets an invite? Especially for charity galas, she's rich! She can donate too lol
Maybe she is but she doesn't wanna go 😂
I don't think she'll go lol
I think she has a rep. now for not wanting to go anywhere so now people don’t invite her 😂 the problem of every introvert ever
But she now seems like she wants to go…
Katya: *predicts Mario Lopez out of thin witchy air*
Trixie: "i AM psychic"
not me, actually believing Katya with her line delivery - pausing the video - and spending 25 minutes looking for Padam Padam Katya Hindi version - I boo boo the clown 🤡
At least ur not alone. I too am a total bozo 🤡
Wait it isn't real?? Did she even make a Padam Padam song?? XD
@@amityisprecious1334 i honestly dont know. Padam Padam is one of my fave Kylie Minogue songs tho. Theres also a song called Padam Padam by french 1920's flapper girl Edith Piaf... the same singer that created the iconique "La Vie en Rose". I know she just recorded a music video though so im guessing theres a song? If anyone finds out please let a sister know.
I thought she meant Edith Piaf's Padam Padam 😔
Wait u guys don’t know? In Kylie’s Padam Padam MV she looks EXACTLY like Katya in it. I even thought it was Katya when I first saw the thumbnail.
I love that of all the Shakira poorly translated lyrics, Trixie said the one that's actually directly translated and is just as weird in Spanish 3:05
Her lyrics are usually weirder in Spanish... which makes them superior in my eyes XD
@@alextrias9461 i mean you're right but some of them are basically poetry, meaning weird but has a deep meaning (specially in her begginings), but the English translations focus more on making it rhyme rather than keeping the context
Thank you, I was looking for this comment!
LOL It says the exact same thing in Spanish yes. I'm glad she never translated La Pared, coz it would be super weird
She was a supreme lyricist! Her Spanish lyrics are top tier.
As an Indian stan of the biological ladies, Katya correcting Trixie when she said "Hindu" is the dopamine rush I needed today.
PS: please do a Bollywood song called Papadam!
Gurl, same!
Same!! I feel so loved
This was one of the best ones. Katya wheezing, "why is it LIZA", why is it LIZA"? Trixie:" why not Liza"? Manic hilarious episode 🥇❤
lol when Trixie said “going to dragcon is cute, but not going is GORGEOUS. and gorgeous devours cute”
so going to use that in regards to things id rather stay home for 😂🤣💜
Justice for Katya because when I saw the music video for Padam Padam I immediately got Katya season seven entrance vibes.
When I first saw the clips on Instagram I thought Katya was doing a parody video like her Gay-MC video 😭
I need Katya to do a parody
Nobody is able to humble Trixie like Katya. Even when she's complimenting that Trixie could pull off looks outside of drag, she says Trixie "would've gotten a fabulous little suit and some weird hat" It reminds me of when Trixie was feeling her Scott Barnes makeover and Katya hated it lmao
Trixie: This is the one with OJ Simpson!
Katya: WHÃTT????????
can any musicians out there tell me what note she hit here because i cannot stop replaying this part 🤣 addicted
I think C# but hard to say
timestamp?
@@luciaz52499:22
The giggling in the background whenever Katya says “Extra Extra” 😭😂
"a fabulous little suit and a weird hat" me.
This episode is god tier and needs to be included in all future compilation videos
Agreed. I’ve listened so many times.
whoever we hear laughing off camera, i love that so much
Do you think it’s Brandon, maybe? 🤔
Edit: Oh - woman’s voice. So: Eden? (Katya’s assistant)
The giggling has me thinking it‘s Amy Doan from sugarpill cosmetics? Could also be Eden though, I don‘t know her laugh… and it would kind of be more likely anyway, so you‘re probably right
I think they have podcast staff from their production company studio 71 there for the recordings? In past episodes there have been people stepping into the frame that don't look like any of their assistants. Or Tracy Marquez from their management company PEG is sometimes there and referenced, she was the one who was showing the AS8 looks on the computer. Would love to know who else is in the audience lol
Best quote of all time from Trixie:
"Do you know what 'Transfer Addiction' is? Sometimes when people, let's say... get their stomachs stapled and they can't abuse food, they become sex addicts or alcoholics. And maybe, if you couldn't twirlina the poquina and nothing was on deck, perhaps you will put on your white lace-front wig and wrap a bedsheet around yourself and fancy yourself The Mother of Dragons. When in fact, you are not a mother nor a dragon, and there's a game involved, but no thrones. Transfer Addiction."
This sounds like AI
The elongated silence before they realized that there was a story trixie hadn’t told Katya yet kills me
Poor Katya keeps dropping hints that she wants to be invited to some of Trixie’s fancy events 😢
I know this seems to be a reoccurring theme
This!!
Trixie seems to forget her roots 😢 she should help the other Queens with networking and connections 😢
And she would be so much fun to go with. It’s almost like Trixie is worried Katya won’t “fit in” with the celebs or something :/
@@madeleinerose4180 yeah Trixie has become a snob now. I don't like it...
@@madeleinerose4180 Might just be because Katya always bails early at events and jokes about not wanting to leave her home. But I do feel like this rule they’ve made about minimising hanging out off camera means they sometimes miss out on some genuine non-monetised friendship time.
"Blow-J Simpson" and "Extra! Extra!" are my new favorite Trixie and Katya catchphrases 🤣🤣
when katya mentioned she was "filming a music video" i KNEWWWWW she was talking about Padam Padam lmaoooooooo
TRIXIES LITTLE GIRL VOICE MAKES ME WANNA JUMP OFF A BRIDGE AND LAUGH ALL THE WAY DOWN 🤣♥️
I love when they go from talking about something really funny to something really serious and then back to funny in one breath
“lea michele’s next” sent me to the moon. trixie didn’t even acknowledge that comment 😂
I was dying and that just flew over her head
lately Trixie has been missing all of Katya's greatest jokes and it's wild.
@@Definatalie she doesn’t listen to her! I think that’s been the biggest problem… she’s trying not to interrupt as much but it means she’s just waiting for a chance to speak and isn’t responding to what she’s saying like in a back and forth conversation 🙄
I can't believe Trixie mentioned Denise Richards and didn't say "I wouldn't be surprised if we never saw Denise Richards again"
katya has to do trixie makeup on trix's channel the people are asking 🙏🏻
As a Colombian, Katya talking about Shakira and the Sierra Nevada is correct.
Gloria and Emilio Stefan will pay for their crimes against humanity forcing her to translate her songs
@@TheAlejandra415😂😭😭
@@TheAlejandra415 Amén.
Shakira’s mountain lyrics are translated exactly in spanish so it’s also silly 🤣
Does it sound more sane to use that kind of poetic-ish language in Spanish? Sometimes it’s not just the words, but also the expectations of the language and culture 🤔
@@oldvlognewtricksno, it sounds just as random as it does in english
@@sergiovela7686 Perfect. This is what I was hoping, honestly 🤩
End of 1st Ad Read: 1:03
End of 2nd Ad Read: 15:17
End of 3rd Ad Read: 26:24
I paused when they mentioned succession. Katya would absolutely appreciate the excellent writing.
That's what i'm sayinggggg i hope she gives it a chance
Ik I was kinda sad when they misinterpreted the point of the show. it would be right up Katya's alley
Katya tweeted that she had watched it! hopefully she talks about it on nextweek's podcast!
@@audrey9286Katya talked about succession with Kelly during her insta live yesterday! She saved it and basically said she loved all the women but hated the men lol
Yeah, though I get the initial aversion. I thought it was about rich people problems until I watched it and realized "Oh, the show KNOWS these people are awful, hell yeah"
It is true. Bob’s out of drag outfits are so good. I get excited about clothes every time I see him.
Bob and katya are end game and I cannot wait til it’s realized
Such a great episode! I was laughing the whole time! I also loved hearing the laugh off camera once or twice throughout, I’d love to be in the room watching these queens work 😄😄
Katya is such a brilliant human.
Yes!! And, the voice 💕
“You should have had a fart sound cued up.” BRUTAL 🤣🤣 I love you Katya
I just knew the Rupaul rich comment would be used against Trixie when she mentioned going to a fundraiser
I would’ve cackled at the What We Do in the eyeshadows joke if I was in the audience 😭
I was in art school for 9/11 too, New York. Was heading to my 10 am class when a friend called me in a panic. I told her I was fine but that I had to call my mom right away. There are so many moments when Katya tells stories that I’m like “me too!” Terrifying & appropriate all at once.
I was in Design school in Tijuana! The border was closed for more than 8 hours. It was never the same for border cities in Mexico
do you remember when they were like we really need to stop just ending the pod abruptly and sort of tail it off ??? it lasted one ep! hahhahahah
I was permanently altered as a small child by the desolate feeling the ending of Roseanne gave me
Yeah I had no idea that happened but it explains a lot about US history in the 90s onward
Same here 😞
the fact that the "lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you dont confuse them with mountains" is a word for word translation from spanish is so funny lol
Katya also being a GOT fanatic is everything!
this pod brings me so much joy
trixie's voice in the chime promo might my favorite thing
Katya's Oh NoOoOo after Trixie said "I thought people liked the ending?" is so amazing
That OJ misdirect was _cold_ 😂 Two stunningly decrepit dolls on perfect form
Aww Katya should of received an invitation to, she looked a little disappointed.🙁
Love you Katya, so glad you’re feeling better since you’re surgery 🥰🥰🥰🥰❤️♥️
I relate to Trixie, always trying to convince everyone around me to watch Buffy!
Same❤❤❤
I’m walking around my house 7 hours after this aired saying “extra extra” to myself
I just looked back and realized I’ve watched every single podcast since y’all first started. Thank you for entertaining us 🫶🏻
Any idea on which episode Trixie plans her tour after "Katya's death"? Katya even mentions that Trixie should re appear with her old teeth. I cannot find that episode 😢
@@maravivanco347 pretty sure it’s an UnHhhhh episode! The Exit strategy episode maybe?
I binged all of Roseanne one summer as a teenager and it changed the trajectory of my life. The actress herself is obviously a touchy subject but that show murders every other sitcom in cold blood. That final scene haunts me to this DAY. ❤
I started watching that when I was under 7 bc my mom would have it on and watched it until Dan had his heart attack. I LOVED that show. It was so fkn disappointing how she turned into this critically flawed ahole. She gift wrapped her entire career and flushed it down the toilet and it’s still shocking tbh
Kylie Minogue gave Katya vibes so hard in that Padam video, that’s the first fucking thing I thought when I watched it. Trixie is DELUSIONAL
45:54 It's so ridiculously immature but Trixie accidentally says "poo poo" and I lost it .
What we do in the eyeshadows in HILARIOUSSSSSSS 🤣🤣 the fact no one laughed is concerningggggggg 🤦🏻♀️
katya is absolutely right when I watched the padam video my first thought was 'this is giving katya'
Katya is so relatable, i felt the exact same way about how GoT went 😂 greatest implode of a show 😂
Tbh the smell of rot and smoke could have been clocked all along season 7. lol
@gabymerman9005 very true :))) somehow, it was worse than expected 🤣
I hope next time Trixie invites Katya as a +1. I'd totally invite Katya. And it did seem she felt a bit like she missed out.
I know it’s kinda sad that this keeps happening. The pod is just Trixie recapping events she went to that Katya wasn’t invited to…
“Is that a pipe cleaner in your lace panties? Is that two gumballs and a tic tac?” is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.
the way trixie weaponizes every single break to completely demolish katya
I was wondering why they weren’t at drag con. I had a fantasy that it was a designated survivor sort of thing.
I LOVE hearing giggling and laughing in the background 😂 it makes it so much more hilarious 😂😂
This was probably my favourite episode in a long while! I love it when it feels like they forget were listening and just kiki.
Katya thinks she hates TSA now, just wait until she has to go through security with her new hip 🦿
Katya’s “oh no~” validated everything I felt about that terrible ending
This pod is genuinely perfect
37:28 this is the monologue that got trixie nominated for best lead actress
That Wicked/9/11 conversation was hysterical holy crap.
I'm graduating today! Thank you beautiful and talented women for keeping me company over the years :)
Congrats!!! Highschool or University? Clown College?
Congratulations!🎉 Enjoy the day 👋
LET'S GOOO 🎉🎉🎉 congrats babe!
I went back to watch the Padam Padam music video, and I can totally see Katya!!
If trixie ever goes back for all winners (highly unlikely) the little girl character from the chime ads would be sickk
The thing is that verse of shakira is literally what it says in spanish but it sounds WAY better in spanish than it does in English
“TSA? Worst drag show I’ve ever been to!” - Trixie and Katya
There’s probably some queen in Missouri watching this whose name is like, ‘Tracy Sashay Away’ who is 100% putting that line on their next drag show poster.
I'm in St. Louis and would DEFINITELY come watch!❤❤
Thank you for the reading and shade about the community theater that is airport security. After a lot of travel this month for work, it's appreciated.
The main thing I remember from 9/11 was the giant divide amongst teachers about whether they allowed kids to watch the news, if they continued with lessons, or if they spoke about it without the visuals. I remember one teacher turning it off when they realized that news coverage was filming people jumping to their death. Another looked at us and said, "I know it's scary, but we live in a bunch of corn fields. They're not coming for you here." It was a heavy day for 6th grade me. I knew enough that life was going to be different; I had zero scope for how badly things would fall apart over the next 20 years.
I could have typed the same comment. Had a teacher make a similar comment about how we all live in the middle of no where, and I remember thinking to myself, plain as day:
"But what if they did..."
@@RedSpade37 My thought was, "But we live where a lot of the food comes from. That's where I would attack first." It definitely wasn't the reassuring comment he wanted it to be.
😂 I just went to watch the Kylie Minogue video and it really looks like it could have been Katya. We need a Katya version of it!
30:05 THE WAY THEY WHEEZED IDENTICALLY
17:31 GOOOOD HAAAAAAAAS SMMMMMILED ON ME
My girls were on 🔥Katya killed it ❤
Can we get a Steve-O/Trixie podcast collaboration?!
How is Katya filming stuff now?! And only using a cane?! I was on crutches for 2 months. I'm in awe of this stunning biological woman
The stitch she showed looked small and i think she just recovered JUST enough to do some rupaul level dancing, (walking, shimmy and turns)
@@RoryOBrien-yu6wh DANCING ALREADY?! She's amazing. I had the same hip surgery in December and I'm still in pain just walking. Hip surgeries are no joke. Don't get old haha
@@Ford_prefect_42wishing you all the best with your new hip!
My friends mom is 75+ and had replacement and she never even used a cane. She used a walker just for a few days, like less then a week. I dont know if there are different types??
But when Katya said it was over 5k with insurance i nearly choked. My moms having hers done in Juky and thank Gid its covered cuz i cant afford that and shes pretty much in my care.
@@doeeyes2 wow!! Your friends mom must be stronger than me hahaha I'm amazed!
But yeah it was pretty expensive even with good insurance. Us health care is a joke
Omg I’m dying at trixie not knowing if it’s molehill or mo hill
OMG I HAVE SEEN THE GOLDIE & LIZA SPECIAL 🤣🤣🤣
The flat "Wow. Fascinating." from Katya when Trixie is explaining VR 😂😂😂😂 she's not wrong tho
Katya's experience watching Game of Thrones is so relatable, why were we all acting like that?? Tbf HBO did a terrible job at marketing Succession. The finance stuff plays second fiddle to the family drama and they had an amazing finale which seems to be rare these days.
I feel like there’s tons of people out there missing out on Succession bc they get the wrong idea about it and never give it a chance, and it’s bc of what you just said
Personally, I do think Kylie Minogue was giving Katya.
Less than two minutes in, I love the fashion stories today.