The Most Accurate, Non-Biased Splatoon 3 Hair Tier List

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  • Опубліковано 25 лип 2024
  • I am the greatest tier list maker known to man. All of my opinions on the Splatoon 3 lineup of hairstyles is the MOST objectively correct, and you are just nit-picky for thinking otherwise. My opinion remains king, much like my skill level in this game.
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    0:00 - Start
    0:21 - Woah Look At This Title Card
    0:27 - I Have A Disinterest In Online Games
    1:22 - SourBraix Reference
    1:53 - The Tierlist
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  • @HellTuno
    @HellTuno 8 місяців тому +90

    You know what I really think it would be cool as a hairstyle for both Inklings and Octolings
    AFRO PUFFS AND SPACE BUNS
    JUST THINK ABOUT HOW AMAZING IT WOULD LOOK LIKE

    • @Nevae_696
      @Nevae_696 8 місяців тому +3

      Yessssssssessssssss

    • @alondra_missi
      @alondra_missi 4 місяці тому +2

      I would love some Afro Puffs, or even some Bantu Knots!!

  • @maxisleeping
    @maxisleeping 8 місяців тому +73

    Moji was calling me out the entire time while you were doing this (I have a bowl cut irl and in game 💀)

    • @mojihouse
      @mojihouse 8 місяців тому +9

      7:17 LMAOOO (dw Max your bowl cut is lovely o7❤)

    • @HabitualThinker
      @HabitualThinker 8 місяців тому +8

      My condolences for your haircut

    • @doublesunday3922
      @doublesunday3922 8 місяців тому +3

      I send my regards to your cut my guy 😭

  • @saltfah1987
    @saltfah1987 8 місяців тому +57

    My only real complaint about the hairstyles in the game is that Octolings only have short hair options so if you wanna wear a hat 9/10 you'll just be covering up all of your hair making you look bald 💀

  • @gameboy3d943
    @gameboy3d943 8 місяців тому +127

    The Octolocs hairstyle is, hands down, my favorite of them all. I chose it, since it’s also the closest to my wavy hair. You know how people, usually LGBT people, say that something is “very gender”? That’s what I feel about them. A just right haircut that anyone can sport, regardless of gender.

    • @EpicSandwich301
      @EpicSandwich301 8 місяців тому +12

      as a proud member of lgbtqA+ community
      FR THEY R SO GENDER LIKE WOW

    • @Nynodon
      @Nynodon 8 місяців тому +6

      Playing Octo Expansion and seeing fem 8's hair was my most memorable Gender (tm) experience before my trans egg cracked

    • @SpicyInk
      @SpicyInk 3 місяці тому +1

      This reply section is frying my brain. I don't understand shi here

  • @sebaxstorm2884
    @sebaxstorm2884 8 місяців тому +25

    The holy Afro prevails

  • @luovalola6022
    @luovalola6022 8 місяців тому +41

    i think the crunchy hair really matches the vibes of the splatlands too!! its supposed to be a super harsh n hot environment to contrast alterna so its fun thag the wear and tear shows on the tentacle :] i wish they did more like it tbh

  • @heyimawkward6141
    @heyimawkward6141 8 місяців тому +31

    The crunchy hair is my favorite for the inkling it’s kinda like a choppy/messy cut (plus it’s short so it gets a bonus for that) and personally that one to me was a good gender neutral style :D

  • @SpicyInk
    @SpicyInk 3 місяці тому +13

    The devs need to add the idol cuts. I want the Shiver cut on my octoling so bad it's literally my hair irl

  • @dededont
    @dededont 8 місяців тому +7

    Splatoon 3 was my first Splatoon game, and I have super thick and long curly hair. I always kinda expect hairstyles in games to exclusively have straight hair or maybe wavy, but when I saw the octoling curls I was genuinely so happy to have hair in a game similar to my hair irl

  • @marinecaper
    @marinecaper 8 місяців тому +14

    As someone who rocks the octo ponytail cut constantly, I can confirm that I am still in school and still see cat videos as peak comedy.

  • @zathebookworm
    @zathebookworm 8 місяців тому +12

    “Octos are in their curly era… yeah, because they’re supposed to be US!” Bro as a poc who uses the curly octoling tentacles I’m laughing my ASS OFF LMAOOOO

    • @aceglisters_puppets
      @aceglisters_puppets 4 дні тому

      @zathebookworm that's funny! Now I am not a POC and have been struggling with playing Octolings for this reason, I don't wanna pressure you but advice from that group would be appreciated 🙂 just don't wanna offend anyone

    • @zathebookworm
      @zathebookworm 3 дні тому +1

      @@aceglisters_puppets Hi bestie!! You can absolutely play octolings! It’s simply a metaphor used in storytelling, it’s not to make anything exclusive. I guarantee you wouldn’t be offending people :)

    • @aceglisters_puppets
      @aceglisters_puppets 3 дні тому

      @zathebookworm thanks so much!! I do admire the octos story a lot and that's why! Have a good day ❤️

  • @armoredanteater609
    @armoredanteater609 8 місяців тому +5

    I went octo pony bc I love her and none of the other hairstyles really spoke to me

  • @glowstickspinalfluid
    @glowstickspinalfluid 7 місяців тому +3

    the octo afro hairstyle is so fun, it just irks me that it doesn't follow the 4 tentacle rule

  • @lenzeru
    @lenzeru 8 місяців тому +9

    I still cant get over this section, and then perfecting it the second time. It was a lot of fun discussing the styles, not only finding style allies but also simultaneously destroying myself with my choices.
    Shaved tennisball nonsense 5ever, DK banana bunch and BEAUTIFUL LOCKS, OOOOO BABY
    Thank you for including the mob psycho threat asmr.
    Edit:
    love for dad, you da best! ❤️ 💙 💜

  • @Rev3rberations
    @Rev3rberations 8 місяців тому +2

    Oh dang, Oddity OST? Sick (I hope that game eventually releases). This was a fun time on stream, glad to see it again.

  • @ezpom
    @ezpom 3 місяці тому

    The octoling pony tail is literally my favouritest. I love it with the marinated headphones also

  • @GASA1997
    @GASA1997 4 місяці тому +1

    7:26.
    The truest fact that has ever been facted.
    (Other acceptable answers include Rock-Lee and might guy.)

  • @skoobzkb
    @skoobzkb 3 місяці тому

    The Afro is funny for me just by thinking about the "I like ya cut G" video because I can just imagine the slap on the Octo Fro and I just feel like it would jiggle.

  • @Sweetie.21
    @Sweetie.21 8 місяців тому +4

    My favorite hairstyles are all over the place 😅
    As an Octoling I usually wear the gender neutral/masc locs, the Jojo cut, or the single loc (Octo expansion).
    As an inkling I usually wear the slick back, hipster, the masc ponytail or the popular girl hairstyle.

  • @chickfilasaucegmd
    @chickfilasaucegmd 8 місяців тому +2

    2:22 they were so close to including the mullet mushcut which is so much better than the divot one (divot looks a lot better with a hat but still mullet vintage supremacy)

    • @AJRfanboy904
      @AJRfanboy904 22 дні тому +1

      @@chickfilasaucegmd the divot is in my top tier

  • @definitive_anteater
    @definitive_anteater 8 місяців тому +1

    this is the first video of yours i watched, and i fucking loved this video dude. your stuff is sick!!!!!!!! like how do you not have more subs???

  • @luovalola6022
    @luovalola6022 8 місяців тому +6

    ty for the bun love 😭 i see nothing but slander for it but its so cute

  • @rozalamoza6364
    @rozalamoza6364 8 місяців тому +2

    loc and afro supremacy 😎😎😎
    (the list was fun to participate in and watch!!! :D )

  • @Splatfan92
    @Splatfan92 4 місяці тому +1

    9:02 the bangs cover up the eyebrows, which is like the only cut to do that lol

  • @ltknn
    @ltknn 4 місяці тому

    As a bangs user, i find that the hairstyle really works well with the Annaki Beret and Glasses.

  • @GayLuigi333
    @GayLuigi333 8 місяців тому +2

    I like the pigtails when in a cap because then they become a ponytail

  • @ShuraExis
    @ShuraExis Місяць тому +1

    7:21 I really like this haircut. I mean, it's good. I have the same haircut... 😪

  • @corb2685
    @corb2685 8 місяців тому

    any day that ritz posts is a very very good day

  • @0ctoSquid-rh2ed
    @0ctoSquid-rh2ed Місяць тому

    I like the pompadour bc it’s short but not cut. (Perfect for my zesty pic ahh.) and also it jiggles when you walk. ✨

  • @BiggsSillyBotYT
    @BiggsSillyBotYT 3 місяці тому

    I’ll give pigtails this, I have very thick, curly hair and when I put it in a pony it just explodes and I love it. Pigtails in a cap look exactly like my hair and that is one of my only reasons to really ever swap off ponies

  • @nvum
    @nvum 8 місяців тому

    hair reveal :shock:
    keep it up, hope you and your dad are doin' well

  • @averysinisterspoon
    @averysinisterspoon 4 місяці тому +1

    I think the OG fem 8 hairstyle (the down one) looks WAY better in splatoon 2 tbh, it looked a lot more voluminous and the curls at the ends of the tentacles were bigger. They deflated it in splat 3 :[
    Nah but fr tho, don't get me wrong its still cute as hell in splat 3 but it just looks a bit off to me tbh

  • @TheEmeraldLunast75
    @TheEmeraldLunast75 8 місяців тому +1

    How about this for those bangs:
    They work with everything.

  • @alondra_missi
    @alondra_missi 4 місяці тому

    As a POC I rocked the pigtails as an inkling, BUT the MOMENT octolings came out, I mained the curly hair ever since, and have never looked back! 🔥My outfit is King Mesh Tee, Gold Hi-Horses, and 18K Aviators. FRESH TO DEATH 😆!

  • @kbagent7
    @kbagent7 8 місяців тому +2

    Was rockin with this list until bro put the abominable fade in fresh cut at 8:20

  • @holycrow1001
    @holycrow1001 8 місяців тому

    ay brother ✊🏾 the afro is superior 😂

  • @rat-of-pain
    @rat-of-pain 3 місяці тому

    you did my crunchy hair dirty :(

  • @Kaden2460
    @Kaden2460 8 місяців тому

    Me seeing the mohawk gave me the spongebob face

  • @polygawn
    @polygawn 8 місяців тому +5

    The slick back haircut gives me strong “I don’t play this game and I don’t really know what I’m doing but I have it because I like Nintendo games so I have to own it” vibes

    • @Speckitt
      @Speckitt 29 днів тому

      I won't stand for this slander

  • @anonymousg6627
    @anonymousg6627 8 місяців тому

    It’s always good to see other guys that know pigtails are on top 💪💪

  • @TenshiKori
    @TenshiKori 3 місяці тому

    5:10
    Daniel
    5:15
    The cooler Daniel

  • @alexrod9271
    @alexrod9271 8 місяців тому +1

    well good thing I chose the best inkling hair

  • @eclipse_eternal8178
    @eclipse_eternal8178 8 місяців тому +1

    Right away the hair I use is is at the bottom, that was very expected 😂

  • @thegoldenblob69
    @thegoldenblob69 8 місяців тому

    switching from sp2, I had no idea genders were erased. I did all of sp3 story mode with the fem octocurls, then went to go customize my hair and was like "holy shit I can do any hairstyle and still sound like a girl??"
    it's been 2 and a half months or so and it's worked out well. Wearing the teddy band with the afro gives me a very cute look, it reminds me of a bonnet a lot. I'm not poc tho but by god does the afro go hard. If I were an Inkling, I'd chose Agent 4's hair, or the masc shaved hair

  • @Inmortuae2233
    @Inmortuae2233 8 місяців тому +2

    I am sorry, but what you rate my hairstyle is what I rate you as a person.
    Edit: You are hella fresh my dude

  • @juricrossing
    @juricrossing 4 місяці тому

    YOOO MOB PSYCHO 100 MENTIONED

  • @Nebbyuni
    @Nebbyuni 8 місяців тому

    i cannot escape it. it's following me. please evangelion, leave me alone

  • @Cyberpizza1
    @Cyberpizza1 3 місяці тому

    You said I don’t like and it cut to a SHEIN ad

  • @Isaiah-NoelOtto
    @Isaiah-NoelOtto 8 місяців тому +1

    It’s a non-biased tier list guys

  • @Vyloka
    @Vyloka 8 місяців тому

    7:30 Trunks? rock lee? Saitama that one time? Gotta b- oh mob. I mean true?

    • @ritznblitz
      @ritznblitz  8 місяців тому

      I had completely forgot about those other options lmao

  • @InktheImpassive
    @InktheImpassive 3 місяці тому

    I'd like to think that, if Order won, both sides would be braided on the female style and the octoling would get a... rich person slick back?

  • @chloepatterson7419
    @chloepatterson7419 8 місяців тому

    I honestly didnt even realize the octolocs was a poc type hairstyle. My white ass picked it because I have a middle part and it looks the most like my hair 😂

    • @chatthisiscrazy3
      @chatthisiscrazy3 3 місяці тому +1

      Same! As a white girl, I always use the octolocks. Definitely my favorite hairstyle.

  • @ix0tic
    @ix0tic 8 місяців тому

    double bun🔛🔝

  • @theafroguy13
    @theafroguy13 3 місяці тому

    literally me frfr (afro)

  • @reefslider1
    @reefslider1 7 місяців тому

    as an afro player: W tier

  • @noremfor
    @noremfor 5 місяців тому

    Don't worry, I'm a big Mob Psycho fan

  • @nurfgal
    @nurfgal 8 місяців тому

    Accrurate :3

  • @NotThatAverage
    @NotThatAverage 8 місяців тому

    Eyebrowlihst?

  • @the_inksans_fan
    @the_inksans_fan 8 місяців тому

    Banger being in the same tier as bowlcut is atrocious 😭

  • @NotThatAverage
    @NotThatAverage 8 місяців тому +2

    Algorithm ragh

    • @polygawn
      @polygawn 8 місяців тому

      ALGORITHMMM

  • @joltstorm64
    @joltstorm64 8 місяців тому +1

    MINOR SPELLING MISTAKE IN THE TITLE!!!!!!!!

  • @DEVOTIO33
    @DEVOTIO33 8 місяців тому

    The first haircut is supposed to be a mullet.

    • @GayLuigi333
      @GayLuigi333 8 місяців тому +2

      No, it’s supposed to be slicked back hair. Like when people put product in their hair to make it look wet and really flat and slicked back. The name of the hair is called “soaked”, like that the hair would be wet and slicked back lmao

  • @ramox6662
    @ramox6662 8 місяців тому +1

    Pigtails are peak I don't CARE what anyone says

  • @hotshot-07
    @hotshot-07 8 місяців тому

    ❤for yo father

  • @Nanahi_
    @Nanahi_ 8 місяців тому +1

    Before i watch this if surfcurl isnt A tier or above im unsubbing.

    • @Nanahi_
      @Nanahi_ 8 місяців тому

      RESPECT EARNED FUCKING GOATTTTT

  • @Obi-WanCanBlowMe
    @Obi-WanCanBlowMe 3 місяці тому

    Play for more than an hour? I play it for at least 9 hours a day 😂