ISMO | The World's Debt
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- Опубліковано 9 лют 2011
- Let's talk about the surrealist situation we are in: countries are in debt to banks.
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So refreshing to see a great comedian not resorting to screams, expletives and sexual jokes. Love this guy !
I can dig it friend. He's super fun. I suppose you haven't watched his video's on ass and shit...
Sorry to disappoint you but he made a song about invention of anal intercourse in finnish.
Check out the clip about Africa and starvation. : )
Zeno Phane, is he though, he's joking about violence... he's not inciting violence, as that would be illegal. And is a crime in every nation on Earth.
FUCKING Norway!
This guy is brilliant. How is he not more popular ?
Well.. He is on the top 5 on Finnish comedians, but you know Finland.. Well... You don't, nobody does :)
He is surprisingly popular actually. If I recall right, he was titled as "the funniest man on earth" on some bigass comedy competition after his victory and now he is starting to gain more credit and fame bit by bit. He will be very popular someday, so let's cheer for him! :D
Karri Kemppainen - big "ass"! HA!
Mary O SHIT..😂😂
He is well known here. He did a set in 2009 when I was in the army and his show topped the show of what I can only call strippers.
ISMO is not just a great comedian but also a brilliant thinker. Why the concept of every country on Earth being in debt is not universally laughed at is beyond me.
Because capitalism ...
"No, but it will affect your credit rating"
😂😂😂
Can you imagine saying that to Genghis Khan?
"That's just nummbers you type on a screen. Are you *sure* it will affect my credit rääting?"
*spears rustle*
"well, no"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yes. That's why it is funny.
I think Marco Polo could get away with it. lol That's for people who have watched the show... Marco Polo. It was mostly about Genghis Khan. And that's the most I know about it.
😂
Saw this guy on the laugh factory and he's freaking awesome.
I have seen this one so many times and cant get enough of it.. Thanks ISMO
I met Ismo in Jyväskylä, his home town. He's such a cool guy, and funny ALL THE TIME. Seriously. It's not just an act, the guy doesn't quit. When the lights fall he just gets started. The Genuine Article.
The delivery of this guy is amazing! Recently found him on UA-cam and I can't get enough!
He's GENIUS. Both as a comedian and as an Economics analyst. Not kidding.
That's why Genghis Khan was so successful, he never has to worry about debt
It actually takes great intelligence to be genuinely funny without resorting to expletives or regurgitated themes and jokes from other comedians
"We have a nuclear submarine...
... but they have a STAPLER!"
He's very funny but jokes aside, i think he has a point...
MrGhostman Ghost
Exactly. Who is going to make the US pays its Trillions of debt? And who is going to stop them from getting loan when they have loads and loads of nuclear weapons.
That's what we usually call "satire."
I agree. Either pronounce silent letters, or just take them out entirely!
@@mdjamilabdulkarim1364 but they have stapler... and the cleaning lady...
@@mdjamilabdulkarim1364 U.S.' public-debt-to-GDP is at around 106%, which isn't too bad. Debt isn't bad, constant budget deficit and teetering on the verge of insolvency (PIGS) is.
Every single time you make me fall on floor laughing. I hated stand ups before i watched you. Although now also i dont watch any stand ups but only yours. Love from India 🇮🇳👍😊
We got nukes they got staplers. Lmao
Guy is hilarious ... and RIGHT!!
Funny how he mentioned the banks and armies...Thomas Jefferson said a centralized bank is more dangerous than any standing army. Dead on.
The Genghis Khan joke made me laugh like crazy.
I appreciate your humor Ismo! Watching from the Philippines....where there are a few Finns.
He's absolutely right. There's more debt than money in real terms. Expenditure exceeds affordability by billions. The only support or scaffolding it has is dressed up in words. Verbal validations.
No, it is just the planned corruption in governments which is staged by the banks to ensure everyone of us is enslaved and have to pay (papers) which has no real value, which is another scam made by the banks.
Tuo omat hauskat elementtinsä kun puhuu englantia!! mahtavaa settiä
Of all the UA-cams on what's wrong with the banking system, this one is the simplest explanation of why debt still exists... we are all afraid they will send the cleaning lady.
way simpler: "They will send another letter" to all others to make it public. They will make sure that the country which doesn't pay never gets any loan from anoyone else anymore too because they didn't pay their debt.
Lannister always pays his debt
@@nirfz Most countries still have natural resources that other places need so that seems like a non-issue ...
Extremely Funny. Jokes are that much better because of your unique and beautiful delivery !
Yay! First time I've laughed about #FederalReserve #BankingCartels #FiatCurrency #FractionalReserveBanking
Must Americans make conspiracies out of everything?
Great to see a finlander comic, funny stuff
He always say a truth behind jokes about politics, oil companies and banking system.
It aint even funny about joke our current global banking system, it is literally slavery and it is working like pyramid where ordinary people are in the bottom.
Some many years ago usury was as bad thing as murder, now people think it is mandatory to economy.
Ismo U R a true Master of comedy! You speak the truth in a very humorous way. So love your style and intelligence 😍 👌 😉 ❤ 😎 ♥ 😍
A very refreshing comedian 😁
Very funny guy, I like him, very natural also...thanks for the good time loughing at your jokes 😀
never gets old . this guy is a fuckin legend
ANOTHER LETTER!! Hienosti vetää Leikola :D
THEY MIGHT SEND US ANOTHER LETTER!
Such scarry words
This is Great!
Laughs in Norwegian.
Give us some fishoil!
Brilliant!
The worst consequence of business processes is the damage caused by debt crises.
Now the central bank is issuing money without counteracting the worst consequence.
In the presence of the fatal mistake of the central bank, the state is experiencing increasing damage.
While keeping the bank error, the more people work to achieve economic growth - the more damage they do. The country is in danger of a catastrophic crisis.
Rescue from a catastrophic crisis is possible after the cessation of a central bank error.
For sustainable government prosperity, it is necessary for the central bank to issue money counteracting the worst consequence.
The USA is $31 Trillion in debt on the last count, yet its the richest country in the world. Really, if you have the highest national debt in the world that should make you the poorest!?!?
Modern Monetary Theory…
Or, house of cards and the wind is picking up
In times of COVID-19 this is very accurate.
I think what he missed is that countries can just declare that they have more money and start spending it. I think that's why prices have shot up here in the U.S. for lots of things, not the least of which is real estate.
Ismo rules! King Ismo!
Finally a real comedian and not banking on trumpderangementsyndrome
Love it
I dunno Ismo, I just saw a Bones episode in which a person got killed with a stapler...
97% liikkeellä olevasta rahasta on velkaa xD
Joo, itse asiassa tärkeä aihe ja teräviä argumentteja: Mailla on armeijat ja silti ne maksaa pankeille ja että maailmassa on enemmän velkaa kuin rahaa...
In this video he looks little exhausted but is still funny
Obviously it is a subtle thing, Ismo.
You're in debt to Ismo's other video :)
@oskari kilpi well, you have to read about economics and finance a bit more to understand why did he say so. US is probably the only country which never follows the law of printing money. In that sense you are right. But if US would follow the rules followed by the little guys that US put pressure consistently, then Jupitar alone would not be enough to bail out earth.
It's a joke dude...relax
Syed Mahmood 😑😑duh
This is great but the original joke was even better casue he had Genghis Khan borrowing money for a student loan 😂
I thought that so, but maybe the concept of student loan isn't that familiar in all the countries. So the change was ok propably?
He's so funny . Look up she sell seashells by the seashore that's a good one too .
If I owned a country, I'd borrow billions, use it to build a huge army , then say, thanks so much for the presents! And never pay.
You just described USA
I worked as a cashier i have experience
Oh no, a stapler lady!
I LAUGH MY ASS OFF!!! 😆😂😆😂
Ismo should slip another side bit into this one about the silent t in the word mortgage.
I’m back to watch it again lol
There's a B in debt?
Obviously!
But its very subtle. 😂
OLIN 42 JOKA TYKKÄS! Hyvät lukemat.
I think the game between armies and banks played out centuries ago and the banks won. Where is the golden horde today?
We love our fish oil here in Norway. :)
this guy is genius
no oiskohan se just se juttu miksi toimii niin hyvin
Fortunately there are new planets...Perhaps we should send Ismo there to a sample of human intelligence?
Orang pintar!
2011 is 11 years ago. What ?
Vieläkin aivan hysteerisen hauska. They might send önator lettör. They have ö steiplör. Miksei tähän kyllästy??
Yes. In 2008 all banks needed billions from taxpayers to survive. See also Lehman...
Each country is in debt to at least three countries. So the whole world is in debt
I've worked for Nokia, never i met a Finnish like you man..... 🙏
wong joman Finnish people are not very funny in general.
(Norway does have a giant debt just like every other nation)
Don't be ruining good stories with facts!
I laughed so hard I cried
Ha! You just left "mortgage" alone?!!
He’s right.
What a funny conspiracy theory suggested toward the end😂. He is a comedy genius
He is joking but this is really happening in Lebanon. The government borrowed from the banks and now the government is bankrupt...so who has to pay? the people who have put their money in the bank...they basically lost everything...myself included :)
This is global thing, and history shows what happens to them who are against global banking system based on usury... ⚰️
Well ... it's all fun and jokes until you decide not to pay ... like Saddam or Gaddafi. Then you will realize that banks actually do have a freaking large army. With nuclear submarines and everything else needed for debt collection. If they can't extort you like that then well there are always sanctions. Which is a country's credit rating. Just ask Russia or Iran. Or North Korea. Also, you have to have debt. Then you pay interest. Bankers need to live on something as well.
A.H ⚡⚡
So, ACTUALLY, ... not the you care, as your job is being a comedian and NOT a banker, ... it's the Federal Reserve or central banks that are in debt and that OWES, or is indebted to, the people (at least mostly in the United States, well really ANYWHERE "Federal Reserve Notes" are used). You see a "NOTE" is a De'b't instrument of the issuer. You know, like a "Promissory "Note"" on a mortgage which says, I. O. U. "money", but all I have is paper upon which I write "I.O.U.s" (NOTES, written evidence testifying that "money" is owed).. The name of the Debtor is written on the NOTE, and in this case it says "FEDERAL RESERVE NOTE", a.k.a. DEBT (go a head, LOOK), which means it is the debt the Federal Reserve OWES TO THE PEOPLE for NOT paying them in REAL MONEY.
HINT: The FEDERAL RESERVE has NO money ... and NEVER has. THEY just want YOU to believe YOU owe the debt ... you know, so YOU'LL pay their debts FOR THEM.
Hahaha...I always asked myself the same question but with the Church and Popes. Why there were so respectful and afraid in the end of those guys in white or brown robes holding nothing but a cross???
Global net debt is zero.
They have 4 cashiers and a janitor hehe
I can work at a bank
Genghis Khan in debt. 😂😂😂
mmm probably american banks have american army behind.
As French banks, British banks, German banks, Swiss banks have...
well, they all have american army behind.
ISMO!
tää oli englanniks ehkä hauskempi!
hahaha awesome!
“Fukking Norway.” 😂 If that’s basically true...funny for TWO reasons: that the Scandinavian countries are fiercely competitive even though they seem like they’d be allies and have similar, successful economies for the AVERAGE person there and that Finns would complain about Norway; of all countries, and that seems like an expression he learned from the U.S. 😝
My apologies to the Freakonomics guys but if you deficit spend over decades you will have debt on paper to entities that are kind of non existent. And if you subsidize student loans and let people deduct mortgage interest you lead people to TEND to have more debt than without these things
Did he pronounce the planet as Jew-Piter????
Im still laughing!
sorel edwin suarez 😏
sorel edwin suarez this bring a new meaning to ‘rob Paul to pay Piter’
Stop laughing and pronounce Kyösti Kuosmanen...(my work mate from the 80`s) Every Finn can do it flawless...can you?
It's good to be a banksta
He’s right! « The american dream » cartoon on YT explains everything about debt.
Ismo: how stupid are the countries to pay
Rothschilds:
FUCKING NORWAY!
Debt
because of: Debito
That’s FUNNY.
The Fall Of Cabal 🏦 🤺
😂😂😂
dangerously based, my boy Ismo
Vaikka Leikolan setti toimiikin todella hyvin standuppina niin sehän on selvä että mies olisi enemmän luotu käsikirjoittamaan kuin kertomaan niitä juttuja itse.
Kyllä hän on myös paras ne-esittämäänkin.
Ismo nimenomaan kertoo ne loistavasti. Aika pihalla saa olla jos muuta väittää. Ajoitus, äänenpaino ja olemus tukevat tekstiä täydellisesti unohtamatta luontevaa esitystapaa, joka ei ole yhtään tyrkky
HERRAJESTAS ISMO ON OLLU LIHAVA
the bank goes to the enemy countries then and supplies them with money then gangas khan is killed
LOL LOL LOL