Alistar - The Superstar

[Spoken]
Mess with the Bull and you get the Horns!
[Drum solo Intro]
[laugh]
Here we go!
[Verse 1]
Ten Foot Five Tall, Terry Crews here to Brawl
My Biceps has a Biceps, Your Team I can Bench Press
Eyes in front, You're Locked In
Charging at you, Gonna Win
Any Lane which I Roam to
Is burning spells, That is true
[Hook]
Step up! Eat a Headbutt!
Step up! AOE Knock-Up
Step up! Gonna Chain you like a Dog!
And if you think can take me, I'll fold you like a Log!
Hua!
[Drum solo]
[Bridge]
I'm an Unstoppable Minotaur God
I got Chains for you, God forbid I build a Rod
I'm an One man Army, I march in the Front
Stand back everybody I got Victims to Confront!
[Chorus]
C'mon C'mon! Lets Tower Dive!
Their Turrets can't Hurt me,
Under Pressure I strive!
C'mon C'mon! Lets get the Drake!
They are bound to force a fight and make a Mistake
C'mon C'mon! Lets fuck shit up!
I shrug off Damage like a Monster Truck!
Yeah!
[Drum Solo]
[Verse 2]
Untouchable, Unstoppable, Unmovable, Unfightable, Unfeasible, Unbeatable!
I've got a One Track Mind, And my movements are Unreadable!
Untouchable, Unstoppable, Unmovable, Unfightable, Unfeasible, Unbeatable!
I'm the real Carry I think that that's Agreeable!
Support Diff,
Every Game with me is Winnable!
[Bridge]
I'm an Unstoppable Minotaur God
I got Chains for you, God forbid I build a Rod
I'm an One man Army, I march in the Front
Stand back everybody I got Victims to Confront!
[Chorus]
C'mon C'mon! Lets Tower Dive!
Their Turrets can't Hurt me,
Under Pressure I strive!
C'mon C'mon! Lets get the Drake!
They are bound to force a fight and make a Mistake
C'mon C'mon! Lets fuck shit up!
I shrug off Damage like a Monster Truck!
Yeah!
[Outro]
[Laugh]