Simon Jordan REVEALS He KNEW Noel & Liam Gallagher Had Reconciled As He REACTS To Oasis Reunion! 👀🙌

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  • @southwestslots
    @southwestslots 2 місяці тому +286

    Simon is that bloke down the pub who has done absolutely everything that you've done.

    • @adrianoverton7892
      @adrianoverton7892 2 місяці тому +10

      Lol but better , gone one of those at work

    • @bg7393
      @bg7393 2 місяці тому +46

      If you’ve been to Tenerife, Simon’s been to Elevenerife

    • @wallybingbang4350
      @wallybingbang4350 2 місяці тому +1

      @@bg7393
      😅

    • @Nocular
      @Nocular 2 місяці тому

      He has tho

    • @YorkshireRed2884
      @YorkshireRed2884 2 місяці тому

      If you've been to moon Simons been to mars

  • @IWannatalkpodcast
    @IWannatalkpodcast 2 місяці тому +544

    "I warned George Bush about 9/11 on September 10th" - Simon

  • @jj522
    @jj522 2 місяці тому +243

    Next up Simon announces Oasis have asked him to play bass guitar on the tour

  • @82amansandhu
    @82amansandhu 2 місяці тому +146

    Shame this bloke didn’t see the banking crisis coming, he’d still be Crystal Palace owner 😂

    • @LordHighness
      @LordHighness 2 місяці тому +4

      He could have survived the banking crisis if he'd just taken advantage of certain investment opportunites he had at the time, but somehow he didn't have the foresight to do that either!

    • @pierer91
      @pierer91 2 місяці тому

      Hahaha

    • @tdmedia310
      @tdmedia310 Місяць тому

      @@LordHighness well if half your net worth goes in a banking crisis I think you would panic. Running a football club which doesn’t make money isn’t good buisness model for when your going downhill financially. But let’s listen to you the financial expert 🤣. I’m very sure you have millions and have had a football club runned it perfect. So we’ll done to you.

    • @AaragornTheSuave
      @AaragornTheSuave Місяць тому

      @@LordHighnessfunny how it’s always low earners taking the piss out of him for this reason

  • @liamfletcher3406
    @liamfletcher3406 2 місяці тому +116

    Me: Just back from Tenerife
    Simon : just back from elevenerife

  • @busterm1621
    @busterm1621 2 місяці тому +81

    When Simon was born he drove his mum home from hospital what a guy

    • @bordercollie1140
      @bordercollie1140 2 місяці тому +2

      He makes Chuck Norris look like a girl scout 😂

    • @mattcolley358
      @mattcolley358 2 місяці тому

      🙄🙄 that's been recycled far too many times

  • @craiggillies4462
    @craiggillies4462 2 місяці тому +55

    "I told Abraham Lincoln to avoid the theatre"

  • @UltimaGooner
    @UltimaGooner 2 місяці тому +62

    Simon is basically Jay from The Inbetweeners at this point.

    • @roboturtle3035
      @roboturtle3035 Місяць тому

      Both man got ham and snorkel.

    • @JackFinch-r2r
      @JackFinch-r2r Місяць тому

      @@roboturtle3035he’s not my f***ing friend

  • @lifespundit2767
    @lifespundit2767 2 місяці тому +33

    Simon wrote the lyrics for the songs on the first two Oasis albums and gave them to Noel..

  • @BobWillem
    @BobWillem 2 місяці тому +93

    If Noel's wife had divorced him earlier, we'd have had this reunion much sooner! $$$

  • @james_44
    @james_44 2 місяці тому +12

    Smashed the Haalands at padel in the morning and reforms Oasis in the afternoon. Top LAD Proper Clobber 💯 Facts.

  • @Support-your-local-team
    @Support-your-local-team 2 місяці тому +67

    Simon Jordan has refused to back the courage of his convictions and left himself in an invidious position

    • @jun3078
      @jun3078 2 місяці тому +2

      Lmao this comment felt like Simon arguing with himself

    • @DH-hl5tc
      @DH-hl5tc 2 місяці тому +1

      Amazing

    • @user-bg7vn4de5u
      @user-bg7vn4de5u 2 місяці тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kadarabdullahi
      @kadarabdullahi 2 місяці тому +3

      But what does that have to do with the price of cheese!!

    • @Support-your-local-team
      @Support-your-local-team 2 місяці тому

      @@kadarabdullahi I've already priced that into my thinking

  • @SJSpode114
    @SJSpode114 2 місяці тому +16

    One of Simon’s relatives told the iceberg where the Titanic would be that night in the North Atlantic

  • @philkearney0577
    @philkearney0577 2 місяці тому +11

    Simon-I actually advised Peggy to give birth to Noel and Liam

  • @paulikens6443
    @paulikens6443 2 місяці тому +33

    Alan Mcgee telling Jim he can have a ticket. what a world we livein! there will be loads of Oasis fans who will probably miss out and the likes of jim white and simon Jordan get freebies to a band they don't even like.

    • @johnmarsh87
      @johnmarsh87 2 місяці тому +2

      That's life

    • @bordercollie1140
      @bordercollie1140 2 місяці тому +4

      Your comment is making a mouse into an elephant. I don't think 2 tickets is gonna make much difference when there's gonna be about a million of them. Have a day off man.

    • @paulikens6443
      @paulikens6443 2 місяці тому +1

      @@bordercollie1140 Obviously not a Oasis fan and Obviously got plenty of money. tell that to the two Oasis fans who miss out cuz of the freebies.

    • @davidsummer8631
      @davidsummer8631 2 місяці тому

      @@paulikens6443 Most probably will be back stage rather than front of house

  • @ChubbyChecker182
    @ChubbyChecker182 2 місяці тому +17

    Simon is definitely more of a Spandau Ballet guy

  • @robertmaher377
    @robertmaher377 2 місяці тому +6

    Dont forget that Simon ghost wrote A Brief History of Time for Stephen Hawking

  • @1Jameskelly
    @1Jameskelly 2 місяці тому +39

    Just like to remind Simon Dublin is in Ireland not Britain 🤔🍀

    • @Rooms-guy
      @Rooms-guy 2 місяці тому

      Britain then 😂 Ireland is not in the united Kingdom 😂

    • @Yesitisindeed
      @Yesitisindeed 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Rooms-guy Dublin is not in the United Kingdom or Britain. It is in Ireland. But geographically it is officially in the British Isles (which is not Great Britain)

    • @libertycaps666
      @libertycaps666 Місяць тому

      @@Rooms-guy northern ireland is in the uk.. dublin is in the republic of ireland a independent nation, its very simple

  • @paulstephenson5815
    @paulstephenson5815 2 місяці тому +8

    Simon knows everything before everyone else …..after the world knows 😂

  • @Walsam66
    @Walsam66 Місяць тому +2

    “If it wasn’t for me, we would’ve lost the battle of Trafalgar. My close friend Admiral Nelson asked for my opinion on his battle plan. I told him my idea was far better than his and after the battle he thanked me for helping him secure the victory and told me i had the necessary skills and the superior intelligence to command my own naval fleet and conquer the world as partners”

  • @johnnymomo1
    @johnnymomo1 2 місяці тому +9

    is there anything that Simon Jordan doesnt claim to know

  • @chrismcnulty7826
    @chrismcnulty7826 Місяць тому +2

    Simon Jordan was at King Tuts in 1993 and told Alan McGee to sign Oasis.

  • @prendo2601
    @prendo2601 2 місяці тому +3

    That thumbnail made me think Simon Jordan’s transformation into Dennis Taylor is almost complete

  • @Godzzbinzz
    @Godzzbinzz 2 місяці тому +10

    Simon watches one boxing match with Noel and thinks he’s best mates 😂😂

    • @tvgcmma9215
      @tvgcmma9215 2 місяці тому +1

      He went out with Meg Matthews and was a kind of a step dad to noel step daughter during relationship so known him for a while

  • @villan81
    @villan81 Місяць тому +1

    Jordan is like listening to “Dufrais” from Phonejacker

  • @harrito5204
    @harrito5204 2 місяці тому +3

    I saw Oasis perform on February 5th, 1995 @ Nile Theater, Mesa, Arizona. There were only 80 or so people in the audience. Put on a great show. Before the show, I walked by the tour bus parked in front of the venue. Liam was playing an acoustic guitar, and Noel was riding up and down the sidewalk on a skateboard.

  • @Looney-toon
    @Looney-toon 2 місяці тому +11

    Simon show, is this Talksport or talk music?

  • @michaelmccann3331
    @michaelmccann3331 2 місяці тому +2

    “The Pyramids?! Yeah, I’m pals with the surveyor” Simon Jordan

  • @ironborn4389
    @ironborn4389 2 місяці тому

    I genuinely wonder how much the moment Noel said that last time on the show actually started something in motion...I remember thinking it even then.

  • @leepowell1408
    @leepowell1408 2 місяці тому +15

    And I assume Simon will be there on stage with them as well?

  • @kennethtyma6085
    @kennethtyma6085 2 місяці тому +1

    Simon organised the meeting between Noal & Liam

  • @darrenlee9237
    @darrenlee9237 2 місяці тому +1

    Swansong at 57 for band (Oasis) that's a national institution, Simon? Mick Jagger, Ronnie Wood and Keith Richards must be on the same swansong, Simon. The Rolling Stones are all in their 80s now and they're still going strong! Noel Gallagher might have another couple of decades of this roll 'n' roll malarkey.

  • @Kingdunn4
    @Kingdunn4 Місяць тому +1

    Simon Jordan is the Steven seagal of journalism

  • @DT-rb7ro
    @DT-rb7ro 2 місяці тому +1

    I agree with Simon, Noel is very funny.

  • @Mike-vi3vn
    @Mike-vi3vn 2 місяці тому +2

    “It passed me by, I was trying to build a business in the 90s”
    Simon didn’t have time to listen to music but would trot around the world watching Lennox Lewis?

  • @RandomParkShots
    @RandomParkShots 2 місяці тому +28

    Simon knew his girlfriend was pregnant before she did

    • @jun3078
      @jun3078 2 місяці тому +2

      That is technically possible 😉

  • @brian9778
    @brian9778 2 місяці тому +2

    This charver is the epitome of a ’Mr. Know-It-All!’ He’s so clued up on the inner workings of everything, that (according to Eddie Hearn and co.) he’s reached the heady heights of a disc jockey on Talksh1te!

  • @garywallace5602
    @garywallace5602 2 місяці тому +2

    One thing's for certain...it's going to be the biggest "fastest fingers first" battle at 9am on Saturday, for tickets!

    • @garywallace5602
      @garywallace5602 2 місяці тому

      Olympic Ticketmaster.

    • @hellalive8973
      @hellalive8973 2 місяці тому

      Not for those of us with pre-sale tickets 🤣🤣

    • @garywallace5602
      @garywallace5602 2 місяці тому

      That's if they haven't split up yet again!

  • @NoNameNo.5
    @NoNameNo.5 2 місяці тому +2

    “They’ll play America “ you suuuure bout that!?

  • @topoftheleague8814
    @topoftheleague8814 2 місяці тому +1

    is the station not called Talksport?

  • @alipanroosendaal9503
    @alipanroosendaal9503 2 місяці тому +1

    Noel, to be fair, always said that for 100M he would.
    I would eat my words for 1M.

  • @jimmy7434
    @jimmy7434 2 місяці тому +31

    All about you Simon isn’t it? 😂

    • @williamsmith9315
      @williamsmith9315 2 місяці тому

      Not particularly, he was asked a question.

    • @Antrim1901
      @Antrim1901 2 місяці тому

      Must of missed the bit where this was funny.
      Putting a 😂 at the end don't make it.

    • @LordHighness
      @LordHighness 2 місяці тому

      @@williamsmith9315 If you think Simon is a modest man who doesn't like to blow his own trumpet at any given opportunity, then you know nothing about him at all.

    • @LordHighness
      @LordHighness 2 місяці тому

      @@Antrim1901 You're too busy rimming Simon to see why it's funny, that's all.

    • @williamsmith9315
      @williamsmith9315 2 місяці тому

      @@LordHighness Sounds like you listen to him alot.

  • @TunesofTimmy
    @TunesofTimmy Місяць тому

    As soon as Noel said last year "give me a call", it was always going to be back on. There's no real surprise

  • @Christo777-77
    @Christo777-77 2 місяці тому +3

    This is the trouble simon admits he waa not a oasis music fan yet he will go like all celebrities who will go just yo put pictures on their social media. Will be no tickets left for true fans abit like Glastonbury is now.

  • @stannats2637
    @stannats2637 2 місяці тому +2

    Simon was the 5th Beatle

  • @csvke
    @csvke 2 місяці тому +3

    If Oasis is a Beatles tribute band, Simon you can’t even make the supporting act for that Abramovich era of football club ownership in the 2000s
    Don’t like to be harsh but that was a bad joke

  • @thechapelperilous
    @thechapelperilous Місяць тому

    “I didn’t have time for that whole Britpop thing (music)I was trying to build a business” 😂

  • @jh230377
    @jh230377 2 місяці тому +12

    Is there anything you don’t know Simon? 😂

  • @daftpunk_1411
    @daftpunk_1411 2 місяці тому +1

    Once their tours sold out they'll declare they're headlining glastonbury

  • @Bobbob-qe7pf
    @Bobbob-qe7pf 2 місяці тому +1

    If you told Simon Jordan you went to Tenerife -he would have been to Elevenerife-!

  • @GunhildCapellanan
    @GunhildCapellanan 2 місяці тому +3

    I turned this video on to my kids and now they are laughing so loudly that the neighbors came over to see what happened🧡

    • @elYus1
      @elYus1 2 місяці тому +1

      I don't get it.

    • @leepowell1408
      @leepowell1408 2 місяці тому +1

      @@elYus1 it’s a bot

  • @tandoodleys5252
    @tandoodleys5252 2 місяці тому +1

    I dont get the response here? Simon is a good friend of Noels, why wouldnt he know this info?

  • @jtlampsu2
    @jtlampsu2 2 місяці тому

    "friend of the stars" LMFAO!!

  • @Jaaskelainen1993
    @Jaaskelainen1993 2 місяці тому +6

    Simon trying to sound like he's a music mogul now. 🔔end

    • @Ross-f6g
      @Ross-f6g 2 місяці тому

      He brought back the specials I will have you know 😂😂😂

  • @ih8utoob51
    @ih8utoob51 Місяць тому

    Simon jordan is a modern sage

  • @JackoKelly1
    @JackoKelly1 2 місяці тому +2

    Did he say he was going to get Ben Shalom to book the venues 😂😂😂 Jesus Christ

  • @andyboyd126
    @andyboyd126 2 місяці тому

    Quasimodo didn't predict this, Simon Jordan did. 😂

    • @DanHoskins529
      @DanHoskins529 Місяць тому

      Do you mean Nostradamus? Quasimodo just had the hump.

  • @garywallace5602
    @garywallace5602 2 місяці тому +6

    I can visualise the concerts right now. Gen Z wearing parka coats and John Lennon glasses in the height of summer. Doing the Liam swagger whilst waving 2 fingered salutes around. Taking selfies throughout, when not waving their iPhone 50s around on torch mode during "Wonderwall".

    • @DerekHarrison-d5d
      @DerekHarrison-d5d 2 місяці тому +1

      Can you remember Kathy Burke playing Perry in Harry Enfields show.A Londoner that went up to Manchester and came back pretending to be Liam Gallagher and giving it large.The touts are gonna have a field day with this.

    • @garywallace5602
      @garywallace5602 2 місяці тому +2

      @DerekHarrison I might set a stall outside of Wembley stadium, selling Parka coats and John Lennon glasses at extortionate prices. I'll never need to work again!

    • @DerekHarrison-d5d
      @DerekHarrison-d5d 2 місяці тому +2

      @@garywallace5602 Damn right!😸👍🍾

    • @chrisbrader7720
      @chrisbrader7720 2 місяці тому

      Yea can see The Festival Crew….with their spoiled brat kids on their shoulders waving LGBT flags!!
      Kill Me Now!

    • @garywallace5602
      @garywallace5602 2 місяці тому

      @marcthered A customer here already. Parka coat £1000? It's a steal, Sir!

  • @XoXo475
    @XoXo475 Місяць тому +1

    Simon is also Banksy .

  • @makka7890
    @makka7890 2 місяці тому

    Tuts is on St. Vincent Street last time I was there Jim.

  • @Widesight
    @Widesight 2 місяці тому +1

    Simon is Jay from the Inbetweeners

  • @lfcspectre4335
    @lfcspectre4335 2 місяці тому +1

    Lord Elite Jordanite = Top LAD Proper Clobber 💯 Facts

  • @dec-hw3lm
    @dec-hw3lm 2 місяці тому

    Noel looks like Parker from Thunderbirds !

  • @MrNiss
    @MrNiss 2 місяці тому

    Is that Pep Gurdiola in the background of the picture of Noel? 3:31

  • @mickjoG
    @mickjoG 2 місяці тому

    it’s gonna be brilliant… can’t wait for the World Tour dates

  • @callumclarke1733
    @callumclarke1733 2 місяці тому +1

    Noal money money money is your Drive for getting back together 😂😂

  • @williamwallace1097
    @williamwallace1097 2 місяці тому +1

    If the rumours where squashed Simon will be saying "of course it wasn't gonna happen"

  • @pauljohnson5925
    @pauljohnson5925 2 місяці тому

    He makes Katie Price the most believable and intelligent Jordan out there.

  • @shredder9536
    @shredder9536 2 місяці тому

    All the comments are talking about Simon, including mine

  • @MrCaryGrant59
    @MrCaryGrant59 28 днів тому

    " I planned pearl harbor " - Simon

  • @christopherpert6118
    @christopherpert6118 2 місяці тому +1

    Simon, what do you know about know about Oasis? I missed the whole Brit Pop thing. Well, what do you know about black holes?

  • @duncanboyd7835
    @duncanboyd7835 2 місяці тому

    Well in Jim!!!!

  • @Ngry_W
    @Ngry_W 2 місяці тому +2

    Simon discovered Oasis

  • @conorsmith8551
    @conorsmith8551 2 місяці тому +1

    Simon “I told JFK not to go to dealey plaza”

  • @ludgang5
    @ludgang5 2 місяці тому +2

    Simon Jordan knows everything, except how to run a football club

  • @motr1912
    @motr1912 Місяць тому

    Talk about stating the obvious as setting up a stadium tour hardly takes 5 minutes to plan. Booking the likes of Wembley Stadium would have been sorted a minimum of 2 years ago.
    That said though, they don't have to like each other still to engage in a business transaction.
    The Rose Bowl in Pasadena later next year isn't a stadium I expected to see them playing though.

  • @mrleecrawford
    @mrleecrawford Місяць тому

    Simon Jordan is just the greatest human being that ever lived right? His demeanor suggests this. 😅

  • @Kingofthekop1
    @Kingofthekop1 2 місяці тому

    Simon is literally Jay from the inbetweeners

  • @DylanClarke-e8g
    @DylanClarke-e8g 2 місяці тому +1

    This is Talksport, the games gone

  • @curthardaker4602
    @curthardaker4602 2 місяці тому +3

    Listen to talk sport to hear about sport, surely every other radio station covers this?🤣🤣

  • @jimbanda
    @jimbanda Місяць тому

    Peggy's age is a huge factor 🙏

  • @vincentkennedymcmahon514
    @vincentkennedymcmahon514 2 місяці тому +1

    I told John Lennon not to marry that man he never listened - Simon 😅

  • @SakeJully1
    @SakeJully1 2 місяці тому

    Simon is an absolute one ups man - if I say I have £1 in my pocket, his response will always be I have £2 in my pocket.

  • @niceperson5962
    @niceperson5962 2 місяці тому

    "You and I" is mostly wrong when Jim uses it! " when he spoke to you and me" not you and I. Jim for a broadcaster that's not good enough!

  • @stephenodonoghue7563
    @stephenodonoghue7563 2 місяці тому +4

    Dublin doesn't include a Date for British Fans.....

    • @phil1971lloyd
      @phil1971lloyd 2 місяці тому +1

      British Isles ?

    • @DavidB-py8nz
      @DavidB-py8nz 2 місяці тому

      It does if you're from Northern Ireland.

    • @jamesroyle6888
      @jamesroyle6888 2 місяці тому

      No, just british bands. Irish bands are absolute turd. You need us...

    • @bg7393
      @bg7393 2 місяці тому

      @@phil1971lloydwhen have you EVER heard someone refer to Britain and mean the British isles?

    • @bg7393
      @bg7393 2 місяці тому

      @@DavidB-py8nzby that logic it’s for anyone across the world then…

  • @controloz3310
    @controloz3310 Місяць тому

    We just need the boys doing an interview together now. Not others discussing it.

  • @The_Legendary_Human
    @The_Legendary_Human Місяць тому

    Tbf the reunion tour is not ‘Oasis’, but ‘The Gallagher Bros perform the hits of Oasis’…or is the initial or final line-up getting back together. They were a band and not a duo. Admittedly Liam and Noel were the driving force behind the band…but just the two is not Oasis.

  • @DeepInSound75
    @DeepInSound75 2 місяці тому

    I was told about this in March

  • @danieloconnor9743
    @danieloconnor9743 2 місяці тому

    Yes stop playing with the kids like me who's in his 50;'s !!!!!
    Surely he should have told Garry Glitter to "stop playing with the kids" when he used his lyrics "HELLO It's good to be back"

  • @gavinblack450
    @gavinblack450 2 місяці тому

    “It’s dollars for donuts”

  • @BarryRerack147
    @BarryRerack147 Місяць тому

    Of course Jordan knew. Noel probably told him backstage at the Conservative Party conference

  • @jaimejaviergarcia3743
    @jaimejaviergarcia3743 Місяць тому

    Low key..If Zak Starkey is unavailable on drums, Lars Ulrich would be the perfect addition. Just me.

  • @Juicys78
    @Juicys78 2 місяці тому +3

    What relevance does Oasis have to Talksport apart from brown nosing Noel...embarrassing

    • @OneTapBlueNose
      @OneTapBlueNose 2 місяці тому +3

      Because their a band the vast majority of football fans love.
      They've been a significant part of footballing culture for 30 years.

  • @thekaratekidpartii2169
    @thekaratekidpartii2169 Місяць тому

    "the planets have aligned" would scan better.

  • @Raiim
    @Raiim 2 місяці тому +2

    He made it about himself.. maybe he is now part of the band 🤦‍♂️

  • @TranceEventsUK
    @TranceEventsUK 2 місяці тому +4

    I gave it 1 rehearsal before they fall out

  • @TheBrad605
    @TheBrad605 2 місяці тому

    Can't wait to see the boys do a presser together.

  • @keithbrandon3660
    @keithbrandon3660 2 місяці тому +1

    Thought this was talk sport. So why are they chatting about oasis. 2 brothers dont make a band.

  • @steveambrose5580
    @steveambrose5580 2 місяці тому

    One person very dependent on the tele prompter, sticks out a mile on the radio.

  • @Algorithm347
    @Algorithm347 2 місяці тому

    Jay springs to mind 😂