The Medic Guide

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  • Опубліковано 25 сер 2024
  • Now look at this! It's a wild Medic! Learn how to heal, heal and heal!
    The music is some stuff from Oktoberfest.
    Tribute to Kitty0706, Rest in Peace

КОМЕНТАРІ • 2,5 тис.

  • @NavidIsANoob
    @NavidIsANoob 8 років тому +864

    those dancing engis get me every fucking time

  • @sonicmanCHAOS
    @sonicmanCHAOS 7 років тому +2909

    I'm a medic main. I find this accurate.

    • @supervegito7834
      @supervegito7834 7 років тому +22

      Bork Doggo why would anyone ALWAYS heal a scout?

    • @sonicmanCHAOS
      @sonicmanCHAOS 7 років тому +62

      The only real reason to heal a Scout is to get to the fight and/or get out of it fast. And that is only if you're not using the Quick-Fix

    • @vexor9148
      @vexor9148 7 років тому

      ZX me to :)

    • @Jejking
      @Jejking 7 років тому +3

      MEN.

    • @abhcy
      @abhcy 7 років тому +4

      ZX No, the real order is heal the Unusual guy pocket.

  • @goobitz4231
    @goobitz4231 4 роки тому +3207

    “Nobody likes the scout”
    Me, a scout main: haha yeah stupid scouts

    • @hazardbastard9422
      @hazardbastard9422 4 роки тому +66

      Same

    • @MajinMist603
      @MajinMist603 4 роки тому +67

      The only time i heal scout is when i have the quick fix so i can get out of places quickly

    • @acardboardbox8424
      @acardboardbox8424 4 роки тому +38

      @@MajinMist603
      Wait, doesnt the same effect apply even if you have a different medigun?

    • @dr.felixou
      @dr.felixou 4 роки тому +26

      I only heal scouts that lead me to the closest healthpack

    • @BUMBUM292
      @BUMBUM292 4 роки тому +5

      true

  • @thechrono4145
    @thechrono4145 4 роки тому +929

    For those who like that He-Man scene, he's your replay button for it
    2:21

  • @ninjamonkey2251
    @ninjamonkey2251 8 років тому +2401

    "You always heal the heavy and everyone else first. Nobody likes the scout."

    • @alvyna.5903
      @alvyna.5903 8 років тому +162

      best advice. 10/10

    • @igotcrabsyeup
      @igotcrabsyeup 7 років тому +110

      ninjamonkey2251 I actually heal scout first, because as he has such a low health stat, it doesnt take as long to heal him!

    • @ninjamonkey2251
      @ninjamonkey2251 7 років тому +26

      It's a quote from the video. And while that may be true for people, bots certainly won't even if the scout is the only heal target.

    • @igotcrabsyeup
      @igotcrabsyeup 7 років тому +5

      ninjamonkey2251 I know. I'm just sayin.

    • @ninjamonkey2251
      @ninjamonkey2251 7 років тому +9

      Then you're a good medic.

  • @RedRobot101
    @RedRobot101 7 років тому +1435

    these should replace the in-game tutorials (original comment)

    • @bss6854
      @bss6854 3 роки тому +55

      these should replace the in-game tutorials (legit original comment)

    • @slookipos8907
      @slookipos8907 3 роки тому +40

      how original
      (organial comnent)

    • @vvlixi274
      @vvlixi274 3 роки тому +16

      the should replace the in-game tutorials
      (definetly not a steal comment from 3 comment above)

    • @kizdrobanka8042
      @kizdrobanka8042 3 роки тому +1

      Hi

    • @nytophobiia5345
      @nytophobiia5345 3 роки тому +3

      @@vvlixi274 how original
      (Original commet)

  • @user-zh9pe1jb4z
    @user-zh9pe1jb4z 5 років тому +696

    F2P player before: *Doesn't know how to play*
    *Watches this video*
    F2P player now: I. SEE. EVERYTHING!!!

    • @NintendoNerd64
      @NintendoNerd64 4 роки тому +14

      Haha f2p go “haha I’m so fucking bad at this game”

    • @spriteguzzler60
      @spriteguzzler60 3 роки тому +4

      *sweats in f2p* haha yea lmao f2p bad

    • @qwertycomputer7871
      @qwertycomputer7871 3 роки тому +2

      F2P after seeing this comment: Man, this guy's jokes suck.

    • @mehmetozturk9950
      @mehmetozturk9950 3 роки тому +1

      @@spriteguzzler60 better than tryhards

  • @p1xelbr0
    @p1xelbr0 4 роки тому +430

    2:58 I want a 10 hour video of just this.

    • @spooktspeek
      @spooktspeek 3 роки тому +41

      me too
      for some reason the sped-up song on its own won't suffice, i need the dancing medics as well

    • @pauseplay1489
      @pauseplay1489 3 роки тому +7

      @@spooktspeek what song is it i cant find it :(

    • @spooktspeek
      @spooktspeek 3 роки тому +16

      @@pauseplay1489 dream a dream by captain jack

    • @pauseplay1489
      @pauseplay1489 3 роки тому +7

      @@spooktspeek thx

    • @-yeeyeetus417-4
      @-yeeyeetus417-4 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/LeVJYu_woXU/v-deo.html if im right

  • @eltiodude3654
    @eltiodude3654 8 років тому +196

    Tip: always have a pyro spychecking so you won't die fully charged by butt secks.

  • @captaincornflake
    @captaincornflake 8 років тому +240

    Dr Lalve uploads a class guide on the same day Piemations uploads Meet the Amazing Merasmus
    Today was a good fuckin' day

    • @TKsh1
      @TKsh1 8 років тому +7

      Was a perfect day.
      PIEMATIONS YEEEEEEAAAH!

    • @TheRealGarg
      @TheRealGarg 8 років тому +7

      +Captain Cornflake Good son real good, maybe even the best

  • @KaptainKommissar
    @KaptainKommissar 6 років тому +68

    "...where the Hippocratic Oath had been downgraded to an optional Hippocratic suggestion..."
    The best line in existence.

  • @facefish1713
    @facefish1713 3 роки тому +730

    How a medic sees his healing targets:
    Scout = Public transport
    Soldier = Sentry Buster
    Pyro = Sentry buster UNO reverse card
    Demoman = Low ranged sentry buster
    Heavy = healtable Sentry
    Engineer = Free Crossbow ammos
    Sniper = Kid - Raging machine
    Spy = *I can't heal you if you are invisible plz stop asking for Healing*

    • @unusualgoofball
      @unusualgoofball 2 роки тому +71

      other medics: uberchain partner

    • @redfoxninetail2937
      @redfoxninetail2937 2 роки тому +29

      Spy : not healing targets but crossbow targets

    • @Dinnyeify
      @Dinnyeify 2 роки тому +7

      Me, fresh out of spawn, commuting to the battlefield with my Scout: :3
      The Scout Bus comes fairly frequently too!

    • @taozi7204
      @taozi7204 2 роки тому +6

      @@Dinnyeify nno no noo they are our uber drivers!

    • @daltonwiltsey4815
      @daltonwiltsey4815 2 роки тому

      Spy - the rage maker

  • @yozzzeh
    @yozzzeh 8 років тому +1891

    It was never told kitty0706 left us a descendant of his before the ascension to the promised land.

    • @mrcrapsalot6043
      @mrcrapsalot6043 8 років тому +72

      Maybe he left us him for something for us to duscover

    • @saltboi6374
      @saltboi6374 8 років тому +24

      thanks, mr God

    • @hadesgamingpl4956
      @hadesgamingpl4956 8 років тому +88

      Maybe he has. Let us welcome Doctor Laive as a reincarnation of our god, kitty0706.

    • @Greyspecies9999
      @Greyspecies9999 8 років тому +15

      I'll be very glad to welcome this new character in our world, then.

    • @no1noob37
      @no1noob37 8 років тому +8

      And he sounds a lot like him.WTF?!

  • @Skyriad
    @Skyriad 8 років тому +266

    * dies when fully charged *

  • @shiromi1
    @shiromi1 5 років тому +109

    0:48 accurate representation of me trying to protect my team’s sniper

  • @moronichybrid
    @moronichybrid 6 років тому +476

    0:01
    The Scout gets injured: No one bats an eye.
    Entire team except the Scout Gets injured: Everyone loses their mind

    • @windowsxseven
      @windowsxseven 4 роки тому +19

      we live in a society

    • @shadiafifi54
      @shadiafifi54 4 роки тому +9

      Well, if the sc**ts would just _stop stealing the goddamn health and ammo packs before the medic has a chance,_ maybe we'd like them more :P

    • @G_Macks
      @G_Macks 4 роки тому +4

      Shadi Afifi
      Well maybe if you actually healed us, we wouldn’t take the health packs

    • @shadiafifi54
      @shadiafifi54 4 роки тому +1

      @@G_Macks You guys take health packs when you're at 120 HP!

    • @G_Macks
      @G_Macks 4 роки тому +5

      Shadi Afifi
      Why must you be so stereotypical? Not all of us are scunts- most of us aren’t

  • @Greatdictator
    @Greatdictator 8 років тому +627

    Oh god more of these please

    • @fomod_
      @fomod_ 8 років тому +3

      +Greatdictator soon my child.

    • @nigwardtheholyspirit5155
      @nigwardtheholyspirit5155 6 років тому

      Greatdictator d

    • @appletm9960
      @appletm9960 6 років тому

      Oh god, more team neighbor hood please

    • @Idkwhatiam
      @Idkwhatiam 6 років тому

      No more classes but soon you will see more of this

    • @gagersash9017
      @gagersash9017 6 років тому

      IT SEEEEE YAAAAA YUUUUO

  • @josueascencio9022
    @josueascencio9022 7 років тому +895

    2:42 is what everyone came for

  • @shyalmi7245
    @shyalmi7245 5 років тому +435

    What if you
    Wanted to be good as medic
    But your team said
    0:01

    • @arandomworm8713
      @arandomworm8713 4 роки тому +27

      Demoman:MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
      Heavy:MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
      Medic:MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(um he is the healer)

    • @rendexey57
      @rendexey57 4 роки тому +9

      @@arandomworm8713 I think Medic said: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

    • @arandomworm8713
      @arandomworm8713 4 роки тому +4

      @@rendexey57 yep he also said when he drinking achohol

    • @harrisonofcolorado8886
      @harrisonofcolorado8886 4 роки тому +2

      @@arandomworm8713 first medic: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @arandomworm8713
      @arandomworm8713 4 роки тому +2

      @@harrisonofcolorado8886 Yea he confused

  • @jackmeriustacktheritrix7355
    @jackmeriustacktheritrix7355 5 років тому +95

    The Medic: I AM A GOD!!!
    The Engineer: YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW

  • @johnmorrison3698
    @johnmorrison3698 7 років тому +140

    Soldier: pls pocket me!
    Medic: Fine!
    **soldier rocket jumps away into entire enemy team and dies**
    Soldier: noob medic!

    • @Megatron-ok5gy
      @Megatron-ok5gy 4 роки тому +5

      Over 400 hours as medic and this....this happens....WAY TO MUCH LOL

    • @nichsa8984
      @nichsa8984 4 роки тому

      @@tjdagamer5188 the charger pocket allowing have infitine ubercharge

    • @IronGamer3006
      @IronGamer3006 4 роки тому +1

      *every.darn.MATCH*

  • @ThethRedInvader
    @ThethRedInvader 7 років тому +255

    0:41 FE- **ded**

  • @GGolden2500
    @GGolden2500 4 роки тому +94

    As a Medic main I can say with full honesty that after a while of playing you'll only hear this: 0:01
    Other things only Medics will understand:
    1:10 Heal Heavies, Demos, and Soldiers first
    1:28 Pocket medics suck
    1:44 You are always the priority target
    2:34 You might run out of über in a bad situation

    • @underheart7
      @underheart7 2 роки тому

      When I see everyone spamming E after joining server, I say "Alright, I'm comin"

  • @harrisonmissell1716
    @harrisonmissell1716 4 роки тому +55

    1:46 “They Hated the Medic Because He Healed the guy who told the TRUTH” or something like that

  • @schmooferino6441
    @schmooferino6441 7 років тому +52

    2:08 The baby cry fucking killed me.
    Send a doctor please.

  • @marblek15
    @marblek15 8 років тому +107

    A better guide on medic than array.
    This is what I subbed for.
    Quality.
    Quantity.
    Batshit random crap.

  • @aidenshuart9533
    @aidenshuart9533 4 роки тому +61

    Nodody:
    Medics at 3 AM: 2:22

  • @ImalsoaMercenary0105
    @ImalsoaMercenary0105 4 роки тому +50

    0:01 POV: your the only medic (doing its job) on the team during casual.

  • @CyborianCronicles
    @CyborianCronicles 8 років тому +65

    I would like to add an additional tip to all classes. When you are severly wounded, your first instinct is to find a medkit or return to spawn. If there is a medic on your team, don't run away from him, especially if he's running towards you. If its a spy, then run! And pray he doesn't use his revolver. With my experience as medic, nothing annoys me more than my team running away from a medic when he clearly wants heal them. Its honestly a loss for the medic, due to the fact that he could have bulit up some more uber. That and they constantly call for a medic when they're running away from one! Just something I wanted to add.
    Have fun.

  • @SCOTGamingwithJack
    @SCOTGamingwithJack 8 років тому +435

    my crush wants to be doctor
    so I showed her this video. . . .

    • @swigmeffin6461
      @swigmeffin6461 8 років тому +6

      How did it go? :)

    • @SCOTGamingwithJack
      @SCOTGamingwithJack 8 років тому +40

      +Dat_Honeybadger dOOoKTooOOoOR, I NeeN LooL, yeah she went, "XD"

    • @toxicscratch5245
      @toxicscratch5245 8 років тому +79

      Pfft, if she saw this video, then she doesn't need any more medical training!

    • @Supershadow301
      @Supershadow301 7 років тому +2

      *perfect*

    • @saltysalmon4665
      @saltysalmon4665 7 років тому +14

      Our influence grows! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @imcintyre01
    @imcintyre01 6 років тому +146

    1:10 whenever I try to act cute

  • @jamesmcqueary6233
    @jamesmcqueary6233 4 роки тому +101

    End song where they dance is:
    Hall of the mountain king; techno remix.

  • @P0Wmrang
    @P0Wmrang 8 років тому +98

    The music is Alte Kameraden, a classic German march from 1889.

    • @PARTYARTIE92
      @PARTYARTIE92 8 років тому +3

      you are doing god's work, friend.

    • @georgeinastrachan9394
      @georgeinastrachan9394 7 років тому +1

      The ubercharge He-Man - He-Man Theme, 1800 something

    • @Garrazola28
      @Garrazola28 7 років тому +2

      Bob Plays and the final song?

    • @Robert6P6M
      @Robert6P6M 6 років тому +1

      The second song is Wien bleibt Wien

    • @fongo647
      @fongo647 6 років тому

      actually it´s a remix of "hall of the mountain king"

  • @Firedawn73
    @Firedawn73 7 років тому +537

    turn on subtitles at 1:59

  • @Singleplayer4
    @Singleplayer4 5 років тому +437

    1:17 it’s not because nobody likes the scout it’s because while your trying to heal your sonic like buddy while he’s at 1 hp but he runs all over the place
    Edit: shut up younger me your intelligence sickens me

    • @laby9443
      @laby9443 5 років тому +16

      Its a joke lol

    • @bottomgayminguwu
      @bottomgayminguwu 4 роки тому +31

      Its actually that he can run to a medkit faster than anyone and is harder to hit (also i know its a joke im just correcting the comment)

    • @philsharpe4315
      @philsharpe4315 3 роки тому +4

      And then you hate the scout

    • @Singleplayer4
      @Singleplayer4 3 роки тому +2

      Alright younger me was stupid so I made it a little better

  • @Shepfax
    @Shepfax 4 роки тому +13

    The bit at 0:17 with Heavy just
    **HUH**
    had me CRYING

  • @Videogame-Matt
    @Videogame-Matt 7 років тому +134

    HE-MAN THEME SONG AT 2:21

  • @nsls4174
    @nsls4174 7 років тому +261

    2:42 YEEEE *YEEEEEEEEEEE*

  • @elbiflo704
    @elbiflo704 6 років тому +90

    2:03 me everytime i try to play medic

  • @admg2005
    @admg2005 3 роки тому +10

    holy shit how is this already 5 years old, I remember watching it when it came out!

  • @jaketinsleywbc
    @jaketinsleywbc 7 років тому +148

    *video suggests bonesaw isn't a viable weapon*
    it crits higher than the demoman's weapons

    • @GabrielSantana-xo9gx
      @GabrielSantana-xo9gx 6 років тому +4

      The pan is olny random crits

    • @topminator2991
      @topminator2991 5 років тому +1

      Pan is better

    • @terra20209
      @terra20209 5 років тому +3

      @@topminator2991 the pan on the medic
      Eeeeviiill

    • @topminator2991
      @topminator2991 5 років тому +1

      @@terra20209 ah, you want a medic? Deal with it!

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 5 років тому +6

      @@GabrielSantana-xo9gx the pan was forged in the deps of the source engies, where all the randoms crits that ever happened in game still burn with the salt of the players. In that place, gaben forged 3 weapons, one for each major power in the badlands. The pan, serving as a incarnation of the scottish's will, the ubersaw, given to the ones who chose the pass of the healing. And...the third one, the one that was given to the powers of nameless crualty, to the ones that line the worlds burns with the very same flammes that ravage the deps on the source engine, the Ploghistinator, the weapon of chaos, was given to the pyros

  • @crabcake3571
    @crabcake3571 7 років тому +89

    0:00 When you’re hurt, and you’re almost dead, who you gonna call-?

    • @thestanley2692
      @thestanley2692 4 роки тому +8

      MEEEEEEEEEEEE
      If there's something strange
      Happening at your bonetip end
      Who you gonna call?
      MEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @javidmirza4584
      @javidmirza4584 4 роки тому +1

      CrabCake ...

    • @harrisonofcolorado8886
      @harrisonofcolorado8886 4 роки тому +5

      MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCC!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @josegregorioriego512
      @josegregorioriego512 3 роки тому +1

      *Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedic!!!!*

  • @jasonquiver6907
    @jasonquiver6907 5 років тому +33

    0:41 Hmm. Interesting topic, Medic.

  • @jeremiahchaneldoherty821
    @jeremiahchaneldoherty821 4 роки тому +38

    Everybody: meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedic!!!
    Me who has just spawn in: ?

  • @KnightofDark00180
    @KnightofDark00180 7 років тому +144

    1:57
    .... That face,
    ....
    ....
    *IS PERFECT*

  • @Krunkidile
    @Krunkidile 8 років тому +906

    fuq.

  • @cubey106
    @cubey106 4 роки тому +12

    Engineers: *Kills somebody*
    Also Engineers: *Worlds best dance moves*

  • @WelloBello
    @WelloBello 4 роки тому +19

    I love the invasion of the body snatchers reference at 1:48
    Also the music is called “Alte Kamerade”

    • @Ebb-2000
      @Ebb-2000 8 годин тому

      Does anyone know which version of Alte Kamerade is used here? I’m trying to find it on UA-cam but all I can find are military march versions of the song.

  • @skyemagnus1024
    @skyemagnus1024 8 років тому +435

    Is this man the successor to kitty0706?

    • @deadchannel8498
      @deadchannel8498 8 років тому +18

      It's his son LOL

    • @skyemagnus1024
      @skyemagnus1024 8 років тому +31

      +Bonnie I'd switch to an actual religion if he is.

    • @juega331
      @juega331 8 років тому +13

      he is the kitty reencarnation
      a god who returns to internet

    • @pocketxyco2317
      @pocketxyco2317 7 років тому +3

      no kitty's ghost is possessing him, or they cloned kitty,.....soon we will bring him back from the dead....now if only this chocobo can give a god dam phionix feather then will wil be 3 steps away to reviving him

    • @pocketxyco2317
      @pocketxyco2317 7 років тому

      Ikr

  • @Sanio46
    @Sanio46 8 років тому +27

    "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
    -Very Smart Engineer

  • @1qxd
    @1qxd 4 роки тому +21

    1:14
    Comp scouts: *laughs in 185 health *

    • @alejoyugar
      @alejoyugar Рік тому

      i can also try laugh at mvm scout, having +700 overheal

  • @jelephant9785
    @jelephant9785 6 років тому +74

    1:12 wow

  • @andresenakerber6095
    @andresenakerber6095 8 років тому +203

    0:01 medic mains in a nutshell

    • @tommyfortress7515
      @tommyfortress7515 7 років тому +1

      André Sena Kerber since i am 1 i say true

    • @tinhornname4117
      @tinhornname4117 7 років тому

      André Sena Kerber sí

    • @NukaZombie
      @NukaZombie 6 років тому

      Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddddddddddddiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccc

    • @mr.mister3647
      @mr.mister3647 6 років тому

      André Sena Kerber yep

    • @Luigi7777
      @Luigi7777 5 років тому

      When I join a game as Medic, all i hear is "MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC........." XD

  • @ZorotheGallade
    @ZorotheGallade 7 років тому +75

    "I am ze Medic, UBERMENSCH of ze Badlands and defender of ze papers of RED Base in 2Fort.
    Zis is ze Heavy...my fearless freund.
    Fabulous zekret powers vere revealed to me the day I held aloft my Medigun and said... I AM FULLY CHARGED!
    I HAVE SO MUCH POWER!
    Ze Heavy became ze Mighty Uber Heavy, and I became ZE ANGRY BIRD GOD OF ZE BADLANDS!.
    Only a few others share zis secret... Our friends: Ze Demoman, Ze Soldier and Ze Pyro. Together ve defend ze point from ze evil forces of BLU Team."
    RED MEDIC
    and the
    MASTERS
    of the
    BRIEFCASE

    • @Haispawner
      @Haispawner 7 років тому +3

      Is Blue Spy then Skeletor and the Uber Saw he-man's magic sword?

    • @juliem902
      @juliem902 5 років тому

      Y i s

  • @Puppyjuan_1970
    @Puppyjuan_1970 6 років тому +53

    0:01 me as a medic in a nutshell

  • @tehrik0020
    @tehrik0020 4 роки тому +21

    "A dead medic is a sad medic"
    Well, this wasn't too obvious I guess

  • @arvidbergman
    @arvidbergman 8 років тому +89

    I don't need ArraySeven.
    This thaught me more.

  • @HoovyTube
    @HoovyTube 8 років тому +59

    That was really amazing. I want to leave SMH and start Real animation like dis Xd

  • @keybladegames_real
    @keybladegames_real 5 років тому +35

    1:01 set playback speed to 0.25 for entertainment

  • @coolguy8404
    @coolguy8404 6 років тому +4

    1:58 "If a situation on the battlefield is too much for you and your *lover* to handle," lmaooooo heavy n med

  • @Cruizader
    @Cruizader 7 років тому +260

    0:17-0:23 = my doctor appointments in a nutshell.

    • @mindofjersey9950
      @mindofjersey9950 5 років тому +4

      One Biker In Phoenix same

    • @mindofjersey9950
      @mindofjersey9950 5 років тому +4

      I think that is all of us

    • @javidmirza4584
      @javidmirza4584 4 роки тому

      Cruizader is every doctor appointment you get is to take a shot?

    • @patrik9328
      @patrik9328 4 роки тому

      Cruizader they put needle in your exposed flesh?!

  • @TheRealGears
    @TheRealGears 7 років тому +34

    0:33
    *scout loses skeleton*
    *still has teeth and can talk*

  • @danwithaplan3742
    @danwithaplan3742 3 роки тому +4

    "The Medic considers healing a generally unintended side effect of satisfying his own morbid curiosity" is my favorite bit

  • @homeschoolhd596
    @homeschoolhd596 4 роки тому +5

    I love how the demo just keeps following the medic around the entire video just screaming MEEEDDIC!

  • @themudkipnation5593
    @themudkipnation5593 8 років тому +23

    Since I am a Medic main, I respect your contribution to this guide :)
    Not to mention its also funny as heck to watch! Keep it up! ^^

  • @smolderbreath3238
    @smolderbreath3238 7 років тому +16

    2:14 *when your TV remote doesn't work*

  • @miwakotachibana7905
    @miwakotachibana7905 6 років тому +13

    Idk but everytime I hear Demo saying "MEEEEEEDIC" even if in game I always laugh

  • @MollyMoller
    @MollyMoller 5 років тому +15

    0:27 hitler being crushed by russian tank.

  • @somesovietweeb8456
    @somesovietweeb8456 7 років тому +32

    Medic Guide: Never play Medic when your team really needs a medic. Be a Spy or a Sniper instead.

    • @Shortline819
      @Shortline819 6 років тому +3

      No

    • @mindofjersey9950
      @mindofjersey9950 5 років тому +3

      B-but My favorite class is the MEEM *Ahhem* I mean the medic

    • @FurryMcMemes
      @FurryMcMemes 4 роки тому +1

      *me having to go Medic again for the 5 millionth time* DUMMKOPFS!

  • @Subject295
    @Subject295 7 років тому +32

    "Scout is not alive" "Hmm. Are you sure?"

  • @huntultimoz9161
    @huntultimoz9161 4 роки тому +15

    2:28
    Heavy + Ubercharge=... *SCOUT?*

  • @aroundhere1200
    @aroundhere1200 4 роки тому +37

    2:58 tell me someone is gonna make a extend version of that

  • @sandralujan680
    @sandralujan680 8 років тому +49

    2:20 MEDIC USES THE POWER

  • @mattymatt1283
    @mattymatt1283 7 років тому +51

    Even tho it looks so stupid he is making a good explanation to be a class XD

  • @CGHawkatoo
    @CGHawkatoo 6 років тому +39

    2:21 Pretty much me when I pop an Ubercharge.

  • @exoconn5553
    @exoconn5553 5 років тому +11

    Audio. "If a situation on the battlefield is too much for you and your partner to handle" (aka the heavy)
    Subtitles: "If a situation on the battlefield is too much for you and your lover to handle"

  • @Samstar369
    @Samstar369 7 років тому +8

    I like how the subtitles mention "you and your lover" when the text to speech voice said "you and your partner"

  • @MettanAtem
    @MettanAtem 8 років тому +13

    Not mentioned: The majority of all Ubers are lost to those sneaky Spies stabbing you in the back.
    Make sure to heal enemy Spies so they'll be thankful enough to not stab you.

  • @user-4210
    @user-4210 6 років тому +136

    1:01 That medic picture is a 3D.

    • @dracobellator1164
      @dracobellator1164 6 років тому +3

      yes but can someone tell me the name of that meme? i can't seem to find it anywhere else.

  • @ichabodlorax7585
    @ichabodlorax7585 6 років тому +8

    Medic approves of any and all birth control, and I mean ANY AND ALL!

  • @Terra85
    @Terra85 6 років тому +98

    1:48 body snatchers reference, LOL

    • @markovenexian93
      @markovenexian93 5 років тому +3

      precisely the remake of 1978 directd by phill kaufman in the original movie of 1956 i dont think the exst that scene

  • @darkclem2531
    @darkclem2531 7 років тому +87

    2:57 OCKTOBERFEEEEEEEEEEST

  • @Nacho05.
    @Nacho05. 6 років тому +8

    We need the end of the video a version for 10 hours!

  • @user-zh9pe1jb4z
    @user-zh9pe1jb4z 4 роки тому +10

    1:10
    Medic- Me
    Heavy- TF2
    Scout- OW
    Everyone- Sonic Adventure, Sonic Adventure 2, Metroid Prime, PvZ GW2, Super Mario World

    • @chronologizer422
      @chronologizer422 4 роки тому +2

      Narrator: Would you play Tf2...
      Tf2: *Winks*
      You: _Wooow_
      Narrator: Or Overwatch first?
      You: TF2!
      Narrator: That’s right! You play TF2 and every other game first! Nobody likes Overwatch.

    • @anthonyriego659
      @anthonyriego659 3 роки тому

      Everyone: SSBU, Persona 5, Metroid, Earthbound, CS:GO
      Overwatch: *How could this happened to me?*

  • @maxwellgeldard8446
    @maxwellgeldard8446 8 років тому +64

    1:35 that chanting's from gravity falls. i recognize it from anywhere

    • @Xanmanbro
      @Xanmanbro 8 років тому +2

      Anyone will recognize Grenda if they know how she sounds

    • @maxwellgeldard8446
      @maxwellgeldard8446 8 років тому

      yep

    • @Jejking
      @Jejking 7 років тому

      Woohaa, I was curious where this was from. THANK YOU :D

  • @yeehaw42083
    @yeehaw42083 7 років тому +32

    Fun thing about this is the fact that I really searched medic guide (cuz I suck at playing medic) and this was the first video! :D
    At least now I know how to play as Medic, thanks to this masterpiece

  • @friedwater6519
    @friedwater6519 6 років тому +52

    0:04 or 1:09 when i realize homework exists

  • @nuzzy9198
    @nuzzy9198 5 років тому +4

    *Picks up boot*
    GREASE MONKEY!
    Yea!
    *Ow!*
    *ticking...*
    *Ding!*
    *Engineer Head Bgone*
    *Soldier Picks up phone*
    *That sound when someone hangs up on you on a phone*
    *Soldier Slamming boot into the ground noises*

  • @ArrowSkye
    @ArrowSkye 8 років тому +12

    It's like a mix of Antoine Delak and kitty0706.
    *I fucking love it.*

  • @Istvan-Juhasz
    @Istvan-Juhasz 8 років тому +14

    The Hypocratic suggestion, fuck that one is great

    • @MuuToo
      @MuuToo 8 років тому

      istvi Arend It's in the Medic's description on the official website.

    • @Istvan-Juhasz
      @Istvan-Juhasz 8 років тому

      Its still great though

    • @MuuToo
      @MuuToo 8 років тому

      istvi Arend I know.

  • @casualbird7671
    @casualbird7671 2 роки тому +2

    You gotta make a longer version of that outro, just the train of kazotsky kick with fast dream a dream playing, it's perfect

  • @NotYourAveragePyro
    @NotYourAveragePyro 8 років тому +35

    Curiosity killed the scout...

    • @10yearoldscrub19
      @10yearoldscrub19 8 років тому +1

      true

    • @MuuToo
      @MuuToo 8 років тому +5

      This is Scout! Rainbows make me cry! Over! *Cloaks and snorts away*

    • @GeZz.
      @GeZz. 7 років тому +1

      BONK

  • @chadsmith2671
    @chadsmith2671 7 років тому +27

    1:35
    Me:"No one's going to know where this is from!"
    (Everyone probably knows)

    • @MrToastmas
      @MrToastmas 5 років тому +1

      Gravity falls, sorry i'm 2 years late.

    • @theghostlyfigure9989
      @theghostlyfigure9989 5 років тому +2

      @@MrToastmas I'm 2 years and 2 months late

    • @Coolzeria
      @Coolzeria 5 років тому +1

      @@theghostlyfigure9989 i'm 2 years and 2 month and 1 week late

  • @user-wy7kw3cr9x
    @user-wy7kw3cr9x 4 роки тому +8

    1:30
    Me: I medic main
    Everyone: you pocket medic?
    Me: no
    Everyone: u suck you pocket medic
    I:triggered

    • @Chase_baker_1996
      @Chase_baker_1996 3 роки тому

      What is a pocket medic?

    • @user-wy7kw3cr9x
      @user-wy7kw3cr9x 3 роки тому +1

      @@Chase_baker_1996 pocket medic-medic,who healing only heavy or soldier and he doesn't care about the rest of the team!!!
      I despise and condemn such doctors!

  • @tomsky4751
    @tomsky4751 6 років тому +11

    *E key spam intensifies*

  • @Simboiss
    @Simboiss 7 років тому +10

    The "meeeeeediiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiic!!!" call from the Demo Man is my favorite...

    • @topminator2991
      @topminator2991 5 років тому

      MEEEEEEEEEEE- * boom* * boom* * boom*

  • @aguyyoubarelyknowontheinte5683
    @aguyyoubarelyknowontheinte5683 8 років тому +24

    2:43 Never knew that mariokart map was ctf.

    • @ilikecurry2345
      @ilikecurry2345 8 років тому +2

      It's got no points to capture, it's got no payloads to push...

  • @tameronica
    @tameronica 5 років тому +8

    When in see a field of sentries:
    *ubEr CHargE bOis*

  • @istoleyunomilesbigmac
    @istoleyunomilesbigmac 3 роки тому +2

    I love how heavy would be a better doctor than medic

  • @tommymclaughlin8736
    @tommymclaughlin8736 8 років тому +92

    KITTY0706 REBORN!!!!! PRAISE THE LORD!

    • @user-eo3wg9tz4f
      @user-eo3wg9tz4f 8 років тому +11

      No this is Doctor Lalve

    • @CaptainSmackJ
      @CaptainSmackJ 8 років тому

      Praise the lord Gaben

    • @madnessman4538
      @madnessman4538 8 років тому +1

      he is son kitty0706

    • @ryarod
      @ryarod 8 років тому +2

      Kitty's dead. Hopefully it stays that way.
      This guy is much better, in my opinion.

    • @filipkorb6642
      @filipkorb6642 8 років тому +2

      yea kitty0706 was really good man this it REBORN/SON of kitty0706