The Pyro Guide
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- Опубліковано 25 сер 2024
- The burning video has arrived. It burns into your soul, the bad jokes burn deeper. Experience the disturbing Pyro with burning passion!
Music:
- Bloodborne Soundtrack OST - Cleric Beast
- Doctor Who Series Four Opening Credits
- It's That Man Again - Ren and Stimpy Production Music
- Stop Gap - Ren and Stimpy Production Music
- The Omen Theme
- Bloodborne Soundtrack OST - Lady Maria
#DoctorLalve#TeamFortress2#Howtoplay
"Now, you want to become the most hated thing in the entire game?"
**snap** **crack**
"That's disturbing."
Yes thats me
2:19 Each sacrifice an engineer cult makes, the world keeps turning. It’s a necessary evil.
*Me after watching Tiny Desk Corp video *
Man You Predicted one of Doctor lalve video
@@MrBloodomer yup they are worshipping the all mighty engineer god
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
" A Pyro versus Pyro situation can be tricky. "
*ongoing scene determines the fate of the omniverse and cinematic history.*
Music:lady Maria of the astral clocktower (Bloodborne boss battle)
Pyro vs Pyro is the dumbest thing in TF2.
-a Pyro main
@@whyamihere555 this is why the melee slot exists
@@amandadeloach5826 The OTHER Pyro isn't always going to pull out his melee.
@@whyamihere555 ok I stand corrected time to shove a stock shotgun up my ass
Pyro according to basically everything:
*"burn everything"*
*"be the monster"*
*"have fun"*
2:18 and here, we see a wild Engineer colony in their ceremonial uniforms doing a sacred dance passed down from generation to generation as a form of worship to the allmighty Dispenser God
its just like Animal Planet..
Those are tiny desk engineer in 100:1 dimensions
2:24 and here we see them sacrificing this Scout to said Dispenser God.
All hail the almighty Dispenser God
This is beautiful
The group of engineers dancing always gets to me
Yippikeyahuye *not an engineer-expert
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE(*KALAPOWABOOM*)
As a Texan, I can confirm that Texas is like this.
That fat American Nation So you guys dance around in a circle around a dispenser?
JoseRicoTacoNacho QuesedillaMandillaJones
.....No
*Hides a dispenser behind back*
0:16 engi dont care about fire
"he"
that's cos of the Pyro's asbestos lined suit 1:33
@@FrostyFoxDrake damn boy, you thicc 😳
1:47 I love how even though it’s a text to speech voice, it still has that disturbed tone
Now you want to become the most hated thing in the entire game?
*_That's disturbing_*
Ikr
1:44
**crack** **snap** *that’s disturbing*
I have become the hated main of all, as of this comment, I have 700+ kills on my strange....
**cracc**
Can we get some Tiny Desk Pyromaniacs for sale to help out the Tiny Desk Engineers from the Tiny Desk Spies from sapping their Tiny Desk Buildings?
but what if my tiny desk pyro burns my tiny desk house?
Only if we get tiny desk demos to keep the tiny desk engies from growing too strong
And if the disspenser that the tiny desk engineer built is sapped and destroyed by tiny desk spies then the poor tiny desk medics will have to heal the tiny desk pootis
StickMaster500 tiny desk engie is now an available reskin for the intel on game banana :D
Basketbomber Slackingson link plz
1:31 Pyro with eyes. Now you have seen everything
Wait, Fart Blast? Did doctor just predict the Pyro taunt?
1:21
Fart
Blast
Btw he predicted that Elay Vance is alive
lol 666th like
Yep he did
not bad...not bad at all....
;)
It's true.
It is in fact pretty good.
Pyro: 😰
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"Do you want to become the most hated thing in the entire game!?"
**Pyro twists entire torso 180 degrees and head 360 degrees.**
"That's disturbing."
LMAO IM Dying AT THAT MOMENTS
Also accurate!
Scout: Am I a joke to you?
1:44
Actually it was both 180 degrees but the torso twist put the head in its original position.
2:20 I use this image as my computer background.
Make it a gif
Pootispencer cult
I will have it as my background wallpaper on my tablet
How did you find it?
2:22 I use this image as my computer background
0:17 Everyone is burning to death
Engineer: *heh*
Pyro is the friend of Engineer and viceversa.
As a pyro main who cant use any of the range weapons, this is accurate
Greatdictator disgusting
Quick Question are you actually the most hated thing known to man?
Not to be rude or anything
Its just a Question
MrTheGoldenLion you monster ;-;
I'm a spy main ;-;
Shadow Klio I'm a pyro main as well so
Spy beware
Flankin’ = spankin’
0:33 I laughed so hard at that Azumanga Daioh scene. XD
Osaka: Oh my gah!!
That was such a blast to the past.
Zyxie Rumor I think Pyro would be a fan of the "cooking is so fun" song from that anime. :3
OH MAI GAH!
"Wah!"
1:44
"Now you want to become the most hated thing in the entire game"
**crack-glork**
"That's disturbing."
Binary r/redditmoment
We’ll start by activating your fire and running forward.
* explosion *
You should never do that.
And try to get them into close range combat.
1:32 "The pyro's Assbestos suit"
After a long break, I returned with a burning passionate video...oh my.
Great job m8!
c:
noice
Doctor Lalve thank you for this, just letting you know I figured out a way to get the old text to speech mike back
Doctor Lalve MOAR GUIDES PLz
Doctor Lalve lmao I fucking died
I loved the dispenser worshipping engie cult scene a little too much
Pyro: has suit specifically designed to resist fire
Gas passer: allow me to introduce myself
screw the logic here.
@@Dushess Actually, in this situation, the fuel particles on the suit are burning, and not the suit itself, so this is quite logical
1:23 SCP 173 spotted (bottom left corner)
ThibtdDelta funni peanut
ThibtdDelta
Thanks allot!
Now I'm dead 😡
Thanks for saving us all
Peanut
Yeah lol
(Well's third point. A scout materializes on the point)
Scout:"Ping!"
Narrator: "Today we take a look at-"
Scout:"Me!"
Narrator: "Exactly."
(Scene changes to an apartment where seven children are beating the crap out of a baby Scout)
Narrator: "Born the last of eight children in Boston, Massachussets,"
(Scene changes back to the Scout)
Narrator: "The Scout is the best class in the game in terms of speed"
Scout: "Whoo"
(Scout zips off camera, comes back a second later with an Intel briefcase pelted with stickers from countries all over the world)
Narrator: "So you want to learn how to be the running man?"
Scout: "Umm, yeah!"
Narrator: "Very well."
(Scout starts distractedly picking his nose while the narrator explains)
Narrator:"The first thing you want to keep in mind as a Scout: never stand still."
Scout: "What?"
(An explosion propels the scout smacking onto the roof while the narrator keeps explaining)
Narrator: "The Scout has very low health, so it is important to use your high speed to dodge incoming attacks which can easily kill you in a few shots"
(As the Scout lands, a Soldier is standing in front of his mangled body)
Soldier: "Never send a boy to fight a man's war!"
(Scout respawns)
Narrator: "As a Scout, not only you're capable of running fast, but you can also double jump, giving you great air mobility to make your maneuvers less predictable"
(Soldier rocket spams the Scout, who proceeds to dodge every single one of them except one, which pushes him upward and in front of the Soldier.)
Soldier: "Less talk, more Aaaargh!"
(Soldier whips out a gigantic Equalizer. Scout eeks)
Narrator: "Good job not getting blown up. You want to make it close to your enemies, since your primary weapon, the Scattergun, deals large damage at point blank.
(Scout sissily fires his Scattergun, the Soldier now has a hole in his chest.)
Soldier: "Dead, amen!"
(Scene changes to a scout firing his Scattergun at a faraway Sniper)
Narrator: "The bullets have a large spread though, so you won't be doing much damage beyond that range"
(Sniper headshots the Scout, pulling his skeleton out. The Scattergun stays in the hands of the skeleton and keeps clicking)
Narrator: "That's why you have a pistol to pick off targets at middle range or cover yourself when retreating"
(Scout dons a black trenchcoat and sunglasses, holds up two pistols and peeks out behind a corner, then unloads them on an unseen target)
Narrator: "Keep in mind your pistol ammunition is limited"
(Scout's pistols click as they are empty. The scene changes perspective to reveal an Engineer's nest with a barely-damaged level 3 Sentry pointed at the scout. The Scout "um"s before the Sentry blows him out. The engineer starts a hoedown, is quickly joined by a crowd of other engineers and everything explodes)
(Scout keeps peeking around corners throwing tin cans at a Heavy, which grunts with increasing annoyance every time one hits him in the head. Eventually the heavy pulls out a Shotgun and shoots the Scout)
Narrator: "As a scout you will mostly use hit and run tactics, which will constantly leave you low on ammunition and health"
Scout: "Aaargh!"
(Scout pulls out a map full of scribbles which shows a health pack and ammo box. He then lowers the map to reveal they're right in front of him, and steps forward picking them up)
Narrator: "As such you will need to memorize the locations of resupply boxes so you can recuperate between fights. "
(A bloody scout looks at an open area with a dispenser in the middle)
Narrator: "Or have a clear path to a friendly Dispenser."
(Scout takes a few steps towards the Dispenser, a group of Bird-headed Heavies bust in from offscreen and tussle with him while screaming "POOTPOOTPOOT", leaving only bones behind)
Skeleton Scout: "Aw jeez."
Narrator: "Don't stay out in the open."
(Scout crawling through an air vent)
Narrator: "Find small hidden passages you can use to ambush your enemies from where they don't expect you"
(Scout gets out of the vent and ends up in the middle of a group of Heavies, with their backs turned to him. He blasts them all in the back. All Heavies collapse while yelling "DED")
Narrator: "The scout has many alternate weapons. Such as the Force of Nature, which will knock back your opponent and also knock you back if you're in the air."
(Scout leaps at a pyro and fires the Force of Nature. Both the Scout and the Pyro are propelled backwards and splat on the walls.Pyro flips him the bird)
Narrator: "Or the Bonk Atomic Punch, which will make you immune to any damage for a few seconds"
(Scout stands in the middle of a room with a crowd of enemies shooting him from all sides)
Narrator:"You will still be subject to knockback, however"
Scout: "What?"
Demo: "Ka-"
(A pile of sticky bombs detonate under the Scout, viewpoint changes to outer space, where the Scout is leaving the Earth's atmosphere)
Narrator: "Don't forget, finally, that as a Scout you count as two people"
(Shot of a two-headed scout)
Narrator: "When contributing to objectives like pushing carts or capturing control points."
(Horde of scouts pass through a Control Point, and when the dust settles they're already gone and the point has changed sides)
(Scout is dressed up as Bonk Boy in 2Fort's spawn room)
Narrator: "Congratulations, you can now call yourself a scout. Go forth and make your team proud."
Scout: "Yeah!"
(Scout walks out of the spawn room, finds three level 3 enemy sentries pointing at him)
(Scout stands there frozen as the sentries beep)
(Cutout)
:D
I hope Lalve does it just like this script.
Yeah yeah thank thanks pally
Well, I can't decide what I like better. This or the actual result.
not enuff explosions or dancing engineers
I wish the Friendly Engineer Neighbors were my neighbors too. (Hehe, The Engie Dance's returned! :3)
Geofcraze634 YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ethan Barrett *explosions*
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
+CivilEngineer YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *explosions*
*loud and fast violin tunes*
1:32 THICC
*NOW* *THAT* *WAS* *CLOSE*
I thing that's is the female spyro model is kinda weird
yippee ki yay
Is nice
Now that's is what i whan i see!!!!!!
0:18 engie is the new mk11 elder god
*i must consult with the elder gods*
Nice use of the Femme Pyro model
1:44 my favorite part XD I laughed so hard
Me messing around in gmod or sfm:
*NOW THAT WAS CLOSE*
*BOOM*
*Smack*
*YIPPIKEE-*
@@jadencoucopoulos2567 *WOW*
hoo!
3:00 you shouldve gave him a phlogistinator so that it will add to the scariness of the pyro
2:54 oh so that's where half life 3 has been this whole time.
Jay Villanueva holy shit amazing
My heart skipped a beat when I saw this in my subscriptions tab
Domino the Dominator same
2:49
VALVE after Artifact with realizing how useless they are.
“Now you want to be the most hated thing in the entire game!?”
*C R A C K*
“That’s disturbing...”
1:47
@@kittycrow8122 1:44
Short range eh?
EASY FIX.
200 Ping
*MAP WIDE RANGE!*
YourTypicalFriendlyYoshi not true
Pebble
Scout main talking, can confirm.
(Jungle Inferno drops)
*PATCHED*
(Sad Pyro noises)
flare gun = infinite range
Well USA can stop your plan... Again
Pyro is the most op class
It can't be set on fire
It can reflect rockets
It can extinguish teammates
It can be destroy sappers
It can be spies
It can be snipers
It can become scout
It's immune to all gas attacks
It checks for spies
It can pyroshark
*downsides*
THERE ARE NONE
Operator Husky most people use him as a W m1 weapon that’s the downside
Poor pyros potential always go unnoticed. I've taken down all sorts of classes and subclasses with pyro and didn't just wm1. Man...
Or you know range and good distancing making the pyro effectively worthless due to it being completely out of his element
Ever heard of powerjack hopping? Its like bee hoping with a power jack, added bonus if able to switch to flamethrower and back with fast enough frame data as to not allow the game to disable the powerjack extra velocity upon switch.
Pyrodhark - my religion
"A Pyro vs. Pyro situation can be 'Tricky' "
-_- i hate it when that happens
0:21 ah yes, my favourite Doctor Who episode
The best episode the doctor and the pyro
The Engi spontaneous combustion never gets old, doesn't it?
Why engineers always dancing? Look at 2:20. They dansing around dispenser with strange symbols. Also their battle cry "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE". They are sectarians
And don't forget the human bones.
+Doctor Lalve wooooow,you answer to me dude! Tell me, did they develop their sect by trading Tiny Desk Engineers?
Actually there is a gamemode on TF2 named Engi Fortress where you gotta capture points in Dustbowl defended by 12 engies nest...here's the IP 162.248.90.30:27015
Tip: press right click on your teammates when their on fire to distinguish the fire
Yes, he is on fire
First time reflecting a soldier rocket: 0•0
Hol up r u a furry
@@goldennail8912 fuck outta here
Hand over that pfp sauce
Every one:*dying
Engineer: *_H E E H_*
as a pyro main, I approve this.
Also, all pyro mains are assholes.
Joshua tru
Joshua nah a pyro main makes it their goal to torment you till the end of time
As a pyro main, the gameplay at the end burnt both of my eyes.
As a pyro main, all I do is shotgun snipe down large hallways.
Also as a pyro main, fuck you Joshua #2.
"Short range"
*Are you sure about that?*
_(A sniper is killed long distance.)_
_(The killfeed reads one pyro with a standard shotgun as the culprit.)_
7.62 x39mm Pew
I'm running shotgun pyro right now. And it's weirdly effective
Elijah Thomas I made a sport of shooting any sniper not smart enough to "move-and-shoot" exclusively with Pyro's shotgun and Engi's basic pistol.
No recoil = no problem.
Pyro shotgun is the best pyro.
"0:47 "Your teammate is a pyromaniac if they have a BURNING PASSION for anything fire related.
You know you should be scared and probably run when the narrator says "That's disturbing" about the Pyro.
what is that oh my gaaaaa sound effect it is so cute
From Azumanga Daioh, when one character (can't tell them apart, they all wear the same clothes) reacts to the imaginary Chiyo-Chichi.
The #6 Runaway Guys Fan THX
Darude sandstorm anime
Oh my gah
lmao
I will finish
What you have started.
...what you started.
I WILL FULFILL OUR DESTINY!!!
*0:11*
Godzilla fans: *NO ONE CAN BEAT THE G-MAN!!*
Pyro: shoots fire at him
Godzilla: *I aM dEeEaAaDdDd!!!*
Meanwhile with everyone covered in fire....
“AAAAAAAAAAAH IM BURNIIING!”
Meanwhile with engineer....
“Heh, cute........”
“YEEEEEEEE!”
0:54 - 0:56
Engi+ducks+bucket=flamethrower???
Now i've seen everything.
yup
You are the most hated player in the server now. Have fun.
I'm a Pyro main.
Under 98% of conditions, this is a true statement.
Purple Productions
naw, spy's are the worst
>noob , useless gibus Pyro that can't extinguish and have way more deaths than kills:
is hated at least by one team.
>good, airblasting Pyro that have way more kills than deaths:
is hated at least by one team.
Damm, you just can't win-win with Pyro, right?
+Soma L Tenki
False. Pyro you can see coming most of the time and if its a noob - even better cos he is predictable and easy to kill. Unlike tryhard Spies.
but
2:05 *Scout has left the chat*
1:16 Me trying to do anything when anybody is watching.
This has such a kitty feel to it. it's amazing
PrimalSurge true :,)
1:44
'Now you want to become the most hated thing in the entire game?'
*Pyro turns into satan*
'Thats Disturbing'
🤣🤣🤣
1:28 That spy is a Stromtrooper
Now that was CLOSE! *eyes pop out and explosion*
Pyro's deserve more love. It's hard to get kills as a Pyro, and even newer ones can only get 1 or 2 kills from people who just don't know what they are doing either. But, I do understand that this is a joke video.
This is just me on a whole another level
1:26 that spy face made me cry of laughing keep up the great work you're from the very few youtubers that could make me laugh
I like how the Pyro is the most normal of the classes only when it comes to GMOD
2:32 it’s basically a 1v1 WM1
depends how good you use the fire tail
0:55 that dead rising build sound tho
0:03 I'm the pyro that kills everyone when no one in a server is friendly
I kill everyone even if they are friendly
0:42 OU MUH GHWUAAD
GUAAAAAAAHHH
Hallo eevreenin! Im amm fin, wee tahk u.
“The most hated thing in the game”?
Bu-but Engie-sempai loves me.
2:18 I need a 1 hour version of that with that music.
Exploding hoedown dancing engis
Tiny desk engineers
Engi in the sun and the moon.
...I'm starting to think Dr. Lalve's favourite class is the Heavy.
Why are you so amazing
*N S F H*
Or
Not
Safe
For
Heavies
What about
*N S F W*
Not
Suitable
For
Wimps
1:56 PYRO EYE REVEAL
0:53
That kitty0706 reference
THIS IS A MIRACLE
Spookwagen IT'S CHRISTMAS BLOODY MIRACLE!!
imposter!
YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE * KAPOWBOOMKAZAM*
Spookwagen FAKE
2:19
and here: we see the engineer cult worshiping the god of their culture: dispenser
Heavy: Dead
Other pyro: dead
Soldier: even more bald
Spy: can't do anymore trick stabs
Demoman: scared
Medic: screams in German
Scout: sounds like he just stub his toe
Sniper: has no Jarate
Engineer: clearly an invincible being
I know what is pyro's weakness...
Engineer's eyes behind the goggles
You or him?
Murr hurr mphuphurrur, hurr mph phrr?
Should the engineer ever remove his goggles, reality will implode, as the rules of the universe have been broken
Yes
@@HelghastStalker I am from the cult of engineer
2:23
**[Texas intensifies]**
1:05 Pyro’s face tho
1:06
0:20 “The fires of the Badlands” Written by Doctor Lalve.
Turn on subs
"Why thank you my Romanian passion for all things fire-related"
Naverick22 lol
Naverick22 u Romanian?
How to play Sniper.
Step 1: Dont.
I love how Engineers in Doctor Lalve's videos are heavily implied to not even be human. They're just this hideously destructive, yeeing, bacon cult.
2:10 - "Fart Blast"
THIS WAS IN FEB
LALVE PREDICTED JUNGLE INFERNO
HOLY FUCKING GUACAMOLE
First Antoine Delak
announced Gorgeous Freeman episode 3 and now you upload a video... Today is a good day indeed!
"Now do you wanna become the most hated thing in the game?"
**CRACK, CRACK**
"That's disturbing."
Damn that jiggle.
No for real, that’s surprisingly smooth for Gmod
Medic: Hooh!
1:15
_smooth and good_
0:54 that dead rising 2 crafting tho
0:43 *anime voice: O MY GAAW!!!
Azumanga Daioh reference
0:30 Damn Pyro got them break dancing moves.
2:19 i need a gif of that lol
I have a gif. Do you still need it?
YES
I have crippling depression
Noice.
Marina Joyce oh wow.
+roboguy75 oh no.
i have testicular cancer
I have tacos
2:54 OMG HALF-LIFE 3
1:29 “now that was close”
1:32 *eyes widen* "Polo's-" *Boom*
This is spy's sleep paralysis demon and he has the sleep paralysis ever night
I’d like them to use this as the official “meet the pyro trailer”!!!
2:34 Every tf2 pyro vs pyro player this happens there can only be 1 best pyro!
Totally accurate W+M1 simulator