Triumph The Insult Comic Dog Explains Trump's Win
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
- The Emmy-nominated half pundit, half toy rottweiler believes Donald Trump won because of his clear campaign message: "I have a hat."
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I actually think among Trumps staff, Christie is one of the more grounded people. Mainly because if the gravitational pull.
nice one
Daniel Pfisterer I like gags that refer to large celestial bodies like Chris Christie. Bravo Daniel.
His wife wants to leave him but is stuck in his orbit.
Bu dum tssss
Good jokes, guys!
"Either Chris Christy is going to be a high ranking candidate member, or he'll be the wall" That's savage. And hilarious.
*cabinet member
Kicked to the curb.. then had to pay for the crack
I didnt get it, can u explain the joke plz
Poor C squared....lol
Right now there's speculations as to whether Chris Christie will be part of the cabinet, or stealing snacks from it.
He might get so much snacks he will be part of the cabinet at some point.
Politico has him listed as candidate for Secretary of Finance. With his past experience, he might just build another bridge to nowhere.
lherrebout "We're generating jobs!"
lol I was thinking secretary of transportation
I think he is gonna be the leader of Bridge Patrol Delta aka the guy who shuts down bridges for Trump
I'm still waiting for the conclusion to the hungry for power games!!!!
Connor Mcgregor
Connor Mcgregor
I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't do it at this point.
It's "Conor McGregor" actually
From 4:24 to 4:28 the dog's loud shouting actually sounds like you will not believe which POTUS...
I'd think he would have done the season finale but things didn't went the way it was written in the script.
NO. Triumph is NOT A TOY. He's a REAL DOG. ;-;
And the Trump Stud dog sure humped his Bitch Hillary. Slick Willy gets the pick of the litter.
"I have a hat. Join me and my hat" too funny
More importantly how many cigars does triumph have 😀
Jackie Caeser He trying to smoke all the cubans he can before trump kills trade
Shane Hamilton ?
Shane Hamilton please don't rant here. This is only about how many times triumph drop his cigars. So please argue with yourself :) and I don't care America has already decided who their next president will be.
And whats that grey mass that bobs up behind him?
Shane Hamilton Calling people names is not necessarily the best way to get your point across.
Robert Smigel getting the rights to this character instead of letting it stay with Conan's Late Night show is one of the best things to have happened to comedy in the past 20+ years.
👍🏿
for me to poop on
Nbcs late show you mean . Smigel and conan togethor came up with the sketch and conan lost his rights when he left nbc.
It's true. Never underestimate the power of a merchandisable accessory like a red hat.
@OCD Stig That is not even slightly true.
Triumph belongs on Conan's show!
Yes
Absolutely!
Triumph belongs to the world.
What is this? A crossover episode!?
Triumph has made some pretty hilarious appearances with Colbert and Fallon (watch him roasting NBC on the Tonight Show for what they did to Conan), but he'll always have a home on Conan.
Two words: Electoral college
Adrian Duran Two words: Horrible candidate.
Aaron Moran Two words: Bush Jr.
Two words: Suck up
Chris Hill Both lost the popular vote but won the electoral college
***** yes and your point is?
Always great to see Triumph on a talk show. Or anywhere.
That was just really funny. I hope I will see Triumph more during these 4 years ;)
Oh, hope not; it's guaranteed.
if you like this much,why not hope for eight years?
probably will but not on a crap show like this triumph spot is at conan not this thrash late night show
President Fuckface von Clownstick will sue him for libel any moment now.
aditsu. with predictable results. Just like the one he sued Bill Maher over. Dismissed with sanctions.
Michael Moore got this right. LA Times got the polls right.
but I thought the media was all rigged. LA Times from useless, Hollywood influenced, liberal run media?????!!!
The whole thing is definitely rigged. That is why the polls were wrong. Something very very bad happened. SAD.
He did. And jokes aside, we don't seem to be learning from this. The meth is amazing! Yes, there's a meth epidemic in middle America. Opiates, too. And drug epidemics happen in economically depressed areas where people have no hope for the future.
"Build a wall!" wasn't aimed at winning over people who hate brown people (those were a side bonus), it was aimed at people who think immigrants are taking their jobs.
Clinton had nothing to offer these people, didn't even campaign in their states, and lost them to a demagogue. And by focusing entirely on the racist undertones of "build a wall!" and not the economic populism it was really pushing.
Yes, Donald's promises really do amount to a red hat, because a Republican congress is sure as shit not going to let Trump put tariffs on companies who outsource. But a lot of voters who perceive their community in economic decline didn't think they had another option, because the Democrats were doing nothing except decrying them as immoral and talking about glass ceilings.
The best criticism against Trump was that he's a con artist, but that was drowned out by the virtue signaling of "what a deplorable racist he is". And that's the easiest thing for Trump to deflect when you're calling the voters the same thing. The average pro-wall voter doesn't hate Latinos, but they've bought the narrative that people are coming in illegally and taking American jobs, and not paying taxes.
Sam M.
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You know, Trump winning the Presidency might not be so bad, we might witness the Golden Age Of Late Night Television.
Unless he puts them all out of business somehow.... scary thought!
Trump doesn't stay up that late
+joeyconservative He probably gets up to pee that late.
"FOR MITO POOPON!"
xCaptxCrunchx And it's shitheads like you that don't care about the issues that gave us this dangerous idiot.
Trump is a great President.
FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
I know we like to make fun of Trump.. but there was still a winner from all this...
Russia... it was Russia. They are the true winners. Congratulations!
Why was it Russia ?
Russia.
Lax because putin can play with the USA through Drumpf.
They already admitted to have worked with wikileaks and working with the Trump camp prior to the election, wich is illegal BTW. Turns out Trump is the puppet.
gordogunso oh right by admitting you mean the head of Wikileaks saying they didnt work with Russia ?www.rt.com/news/365164-assange-interview-wikileaks-russia/
and where did you heard about trump btw ?
I've NEVER seen Stephen Colbert force himself to not laugh out loud the way he had to after Triumph hit him with the Christie Wall.
Triumph is comedy gold and a genius. thank you for always making me smile :)
*Yep **#Shillary** had no Issue, People need something that matters to them enough to get out and vote*.
*She was running for herself*.
#Bernie *is my President*
And now you have Trump. Good job!
Jan F That doesn't change the fact that hillary was the WORSE candidate EVER because she lost to fucking trump. the dnc is run by elitist who don't know what the rest of Americans are going through. SO FIRE EVERYONE AT THE DNC AND MAKE BERNIE SANDERS THE HEAD OF THE DNC THEN IN 2018 TAKE BACK THE HOUSE AND THE SENATE AND IN 2020 ELIZABETH WARREN WINS THE PRESIDENCY.
Jan F Feel the Bern
Rosyid Wahyudi I was a Bernie supporter as well.
No Comment-Kd how can a bernie supporter vote hillkill? she stole the fuckn primary and these snowflake liberals seem to skip over all the evil shit this devil was and is involved in
Christie for Wall 2016
For one thing, at least late night comedians have tonnes of materials for at least 4 years. (Assuming democracy still exists, we are not in another world war, freedom of speech is not restricted, the hosts themselves are not killed by firing squad, the list goes on............)
Think you've been watching too much V for vendetta...
Or Trump debate speeches.
I remember the best years of The Daily Show was when George W was the president.
Shad Daniels you spelled "tons" wrong
So surreal watching this in 2019. I feel like pulling them thru the screen screaming, YOU HAVE NO IDEA!
1:45 the cigar throw. The funny legs motion as it *ba-dum-tss* ahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahhaah
"The meth is amazing" "look who they voted for"
And truer words were never spoken.
I thought this would be cringey as hell...but I was wrong. This was *amazing!* :)
i'm tellin mom
"Secretary of Are You Gonna Finish That?" my sides went to mars.
That was the one joke I didn't get. I am not american so I might have missed something from the campaign. Care to explain it to me? :)
eizhowa I think it means: Gonna eat more of that food?
It was a fat joke directed at Christie, and it was pretty obscure overall
"Two choices eh?.. hm.. this vote comes witha hat... what's the girl come with?.. male guilt? Hm...
A hat you say?"
Wouldn't want to learn from feeling a little bad. Might grow, can't have that.
Wouldn’t want to maybe think you’re wrong. That’d be too grown up. We all know you millennials are still mental toddlers and always will be. Now go color in your adult coloring book and leave politics to people that actually have the ability to think for themselves.
“The finger on the button is going to be really, really tiny.”
Jesus Christ... I wonder how big that pile of cigars get every bit he does lol
'He has a red hat!'
that dog is a national treasure. "He's going to take down ISIS... by buying it and running it like one of his casinos"
These jokes are reaaaaaally funny! I needed this!
Triumph The Insult Comic Dog 2020!!
I really needed this ... :^)
Love how they criticized Trump for saying he might not accept the results, but now these same people aren't accepting the results.
they're accepting it, but they're sad. is that not ok? trump supporters were literally talking of violent revolution.
wafeman17 no because you are the same people slandering trump when he made that statement. Sweet justice to bitch ass democrats
Berlinwood27 enjoy the next four years bro. cheers
You do understand the difference between an individual who has been elected president, and the public? We The People don't have to make a concession speech, and we won't. Fuck Trump. #notmypresident.
They don't like the results, but they've accepted them.
So, technically, because this involved the last remaining presidential candidates, does "The Hungry for Power Games" get to make one last appearance?
And, hopefully, one last appearance for Cartoon Hillary.
I worked for Hillary as a field organizer and I was absolutely devastated on November 9th. I thought I would never laugh again and then I watched this. Smigel is a comedic genius.
Just when I thought Stephen can stop with all the Trumps after the election...he becomes president..
Hyperion it just extended to let me see.. for the next 4 years!
Viola L it's going to be comedy gold or the end of the world in the next 4 years
possibly the comedy gold part
This shit show wont last 4 years might not even last another year tbh Colbert Report would of , this one nah
+Lax Except the audience and critcal acclaim is growing, so prolly not.
Viola doesn't get the comedy...re pubes have no sense of humor....unless they look down when their at the urinal...the joke is in their handsl....that's why they don't like black men.
Thank you! I needed a good laugh. Let's get back to light-heartedness, but, not complacency. Hope and laughter that good will always triumph.
Still waiting for the conclusion to the hungry for power games!
Triumph never disappoints 😂😂
The funniest part was the top of Robert Smigel's head.
TMM
The top of Robert Smigel's head is the reason that you are watching him while he is unaware of you and your contributions.
Where?
A receding hair line is a sign of intelligence.
I'm guessing you have a full head of hair.
Plus he's Jewish.
Are you german?
Fuck you TMM. You fell 13 letters short of being a legitimate tabloid !!
Trumps cabinet is gonna be so broken that he'll use it as a tax write off.... lol
TRIUMPH?!!!!! SQUEE!!!!!!!!!!!! I MISS YOU TRIUMPH LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
Phat Man89 miss him? have you not been watching his election coverage on Hulu?
I didn't know he was there lol it's been years since I've seen triumph in anything
No I said I'd vote for Triumph not Trump! Triumph
ik thats a joke but putting a puppet in charge lets me sleep better then trump.
I wish I had unlimited cigars like Triumph.
Triumph has made me feel better about all this
My therapy for the next four years. Now I need to move to a place where pot is legal.
Boston?
Seamus322 California
Come to California. We're planning on leaving the rest of this disappointment of a country anyway.
numkie
California has the 6th largest economy IN THE WORLD, you fucking pleb. We don't need you. Enjoy your apocalypse.
Jake Andrews It also has massive debt. High taxes, fleeing business, & huge housing cost. The biggest income inequality of all 50 states.
I needed this.
holy f$&k that was hilarious
You can't spell Triumph without Trump
BestServedCold dont disgrace Triumph.
Fun fact: trump is old-fashioned British slang for fart.
Tronald Dump
Trump's ancenstor Hanns Drumpf nicknamed his dog Dryumpf (based on his favorite activity, dry-humping), which evolved into "Triumph" starting with the dog's great grandson in the early 1800s.
+MegaMadman64 That is a very fun and very hilarious fact. I feel soooooo much better. XD
Please have Triumph do something on Trump’s loss!
I love trumps comment to surround yourself with stupid people so you'll be smartest in the room. I wander if via applies to his chief of staff and the nomination for supreme Court judge and so on..
It certainly applies to surrogates, supporters and voters.
Smigel is a fucking genius!
Man, I miss Triumph.
I was waiting for the camera to zoom out so I could see all of the cigars on the chair.
Noah Freitas
Smart doggy
Chris Christie is getting the department of McDonalds for trump
i really wanted the camera to zoom out so i could see how many cigars were on the chair
Yes!! I love this _legend_.
Best Trump jokes in a long time in this show.
Just over 1 1/2 years into Trump’s reign, Triumph just gets funnier and funnier.
Genius dog …. A Ricklesweiler !!!!!
The ISIS/casino just killed.
ISIS just said they are happy for the Trump win and Merica is in deep shit.
+Alex Petrocco where did you saw that ?
They should've gotten a shot of how many cigars were laying on the floor in front of Triumph.
Only 52% of eligible voters actually bothered to vote...so those who didn't need to be able to take some of this blame.
No dumbo.. Massive amount of voters voted for Bernie Sanders and DNC screwed them. You wanna blame someone? Blame your country for being fucked up long before Trump won the election.
You cant blme the voters because technically she got more votes,perhaps the blame lies with the voting system that means the candidate with most votes does NOT necessarily win the election.
I can almost taste the salt mmm
"mmm"? is salt tasty?
Ow the pain after the laughter..... That dog has a bright future, assuming he is not a minority
That entrance though!!😂
Obama eats dog!
I am speaking to you, from the future. The next 4 years are going to be a wild and crazy ride. If I told you what Trump will do during his reign of terror, you would say it was impossible. I wish you were right.
How come Triumph doesn't walk down the aisle like everyone else?
triumph betraying Conan right now
nope
Smigel doesn’t work at Conaco anymore, therefore Triumph can’t be betraying Conan.
This is like fine Gravy Train, it gets better with time.
His little flick for the drum roll gets me every damn time
"Trump's plan to defeat ISIS is to buy it and run it like one of his casinos...."
That chair must be full of unlit cigars right now.
Thanks a lot, Hillary.
At least Triumph gets it.
“I have a hat!” LOL! 🤣
Give Triumph his own show!!!!
Where is it?? I have to see it.
Its on hulu, this whole bit was a plug for it
Awesome!
Thank you.
Well, on the upside? We get to see whether or not accelerationism works.
On the downside, we get to see whether or not accelerationism works.
Reminds me of Black Mirror's "The Waldo Moment" when a cartoon bear becames a president. Triumph, please, take over the world!
And we thought we were unfunny puppets
I didn't think I was an unfunny puppet.
2:05 Even the drummer's starting to crack up
Now there calling 60 million Americans who did vote for trump drug addicts lols
Christie as wall
I guess Colbert will need therapy
Colbert Report-era Colbert will reassert itself as the dominant personality
We will all need therapy after his four years are up.
The debt will skyrocket or we will sink into another economic nightmare.
Then the GOP PR machine will blame Obama for the next downturn and "real" Americans will swallow every drop of their propaganda.
how do you know that ?
The Shadow Man 7
Chris Christie will be secretary of transportation ;)
PROTEST THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE DECISION ON DEC. 19th!
Erroneous Botch what?
The electoral college votes on Dec. 19th. Ultimately they decide who wins the election. Situations like this is why it even exists, and hopefully enough will favor Hillary.
Erroneous Botch wait how?
Insane Last here
petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/constitutional-amendment-end-electoral-college-make-every-vote-equal-presidential-elections
Erroneous Botch
Hitlary lost FL, OH, NC, PA and WI the electoral college was not the problem.
Triumph should roast Sleepy Joe .
What a fucking nightmare this is. How bad do you have to be to lose to Trump? Jesus Christ man.
Corrupt, Spiritual Cooker, Praising former KKK member mentor, not bothering to at least keep up with your rival rallys, using media to spill garbage to people, and hire people to fuck up your rival enemy .
About this bad
You all realise that this makes President Kanye West and First Lady Kim Kardashian all the more possible
Yes! Trump vs Kanye! Let's watch the world burn together!
Holy shit just take a second to imagine that
That is scary to think a qualification to become a future President is to be a reality TV star. But given how this election ran, it is a possibility.
Triumph for next president.
Torn Tokoroa up to the world 🌎
Robert is such a great writer!
that cigar bit is funny as hell.
Triumph's accent really comes and goes.
Rigel7WasAlreadyUsed
I live in California at least I get high and not think about what just happened. Doritos anyone.
Pablo Picasso I live in California, and watching the election stoned was epic...I got to see my boy Trump take the W
Pablo you were getting high anyway.
Triumph is a LEGEND! :)
Trump message was better red than dead.
i like the drum backup