"Its like God says: alright, you've figured it out, come with me..." Dude, this has to be truth. Everyone you could think of that figured out life ended up gone soon after.
Bill Hicks, same shit, died shortly after an incredible show. Saw right through it too. He had a lot of integrity. Funny how everyone dies once they know the truth, the comedians practically die onstage in front of everyone for their wild freedom of speech and thought.
I had a falling out with an ex over this shit. She started talking shit to some guy in a bar. Guy initially didn't say anything. I locked eyes with him to asses what had just happened. Within a few seconds she wouldn't stop escalating her bad ass girl tirade. At that point, I just walked away. Ironically, he started laughing at the very moment and she came running like a puppy. As soon as I walked outside she started yelling at me. I replied with that he apologized to her immediately. His girlfriend was in the bathroom. He wasn't hitting on her. This is when I yelled. "I'm not fighting some motherfucker over a fight that you yourself can't win." She told me, of course, "fuck you!" I that point I told her you don't have the money, mentality, education, nor the self discipline to back your cowardice. She called me back several times. Never answered. Last message was so typical. "Hey, I've been with this guy the entire time." It's been over ten years. Out of shear coincidence, she enrolled in a physics class that I taught this Summer. She couldn't believe that at age 35, I'm in better shape than I was 25, far more advanced then her in life, and had enough decency to treat her with respect upon seeing her. Never saw her again. She dropped the class.
Every man needs to look up Patrice and ingest as much of this man's material as they possibly can as soon as they can. His approach to life is gold. Truly one of the smartest comedic minds to ever hit the stage.
1:20, he has earned my respect, he walked away from his bitch, after she acted wrong, respect is earned not given, mankind is missing a great man, sir o'neal, knight of the round table,
Does that girl around 2:30 not realize she just said "and you put up with it. Because you want to be inside of us." Now she gets it. And she doesnt even know it. Men are this, this and this. Women arent and men put up with it.
This reminds me of that bit Patrice that went something like this, "Women, if your vagina was suddenly unable to be pentrated, and you couldn't have sex, how would you keep your man". And women in the audience yell, "Anal Sex" Blowjobs" ect. Then he says "these are the only reasons your still around?? I let you tell me redeeming qualities and you classified yourself as series of holes". Then here the woman is admitting that, saying we only put up with them for sex, nothing else.
When you hear conversations like this one, it's hard not to be a straight up misogynist. I think that women should have equal rights and that their pursuit of happiness should be respected just as much as that of men...but really...they're simply inferior. In just about every way. It's really quite astounding.
When I argue with my gf and I walk away pissed, debating different argumentative stances in my head as a pace with anger, I fall back on Patrice's words of wisdom to be my light in a dark tunnel. Such good advice for men. There's always gonna be jackles (women or men who have been possessed with women ideology) to say that his advice is wrong but fuck them.
4:19 "No, no, I wasn't talking about money" Well, her response to Patrices' first example of Michael Jordan was Oprah, so she damn sure wasn't talking about basketball.
You could beat me in a race, but you couldn't beat a man that runs in a race. The best man is the bessssttt!!
Woman logic = Talking louder means I won the argument
Exactly
"that's not true sweetie" yeah pretend to be calm you passive aggressive bitch
Leaving Blank being loud aside, name one time Patrice acted like a bitch?
so "...MATCH THEIR AUDACITY"
i think I know what Patrice means by that now!!
Patrice please let your soul passes through me
"40 BILLION DOLLARS BETTER"
"I'm not talking about money!"
"Then what are you talking about?"
Fucking beastly.
probably talk show, something that has no skill or merit... meanwhile bill gates actually contributed something big to the world
"Its like God says: alright, you've figured it out, come with me..." Dude, this has to be truth. Everyone you could think of that figured out life ended up gone soon after.
J.A.M.A.I.C.A.N. I always thought about this growing up.
or maybe the « enemy »took them out 😂
You might be on to something
Bill Hicks, same shit, died shortly after an incredible show. Saw right through it too. He had a lot of integrity. Funny how everyone dies once they know the truth, the comedians practically die onstage in front of everyone for their wild freedom of speech and thought.
This is the realest shit ever.
"That's what women do. They can be aggressive but then when it comes down it, they can do this, 'No, not me."
“ 🥺 wha..? No, not me…
😈 Girls, he fell for it again. Ahahahaha”
I had a falling out with an ex over this shit. She started talking shit to some guy in a bar. Guy initially didn't say anything. I locked eyes with him to asses what had just happened. Within a few seconds she wouldn't stop escalating her bad ass girl tirade. At that point, I just walked away. Ironically, he started laughing at the very moment and she came running like a puppy. As soon as I walked outside she started yelling at me. I replied with that he apologized to her immediately. His girlfriend was in the bathroom. He wasn't hitting on her. This is when I yelled. "I'm not fighting some motherfucker over a fight that you yourself can't win." She told me, of course, "fuck you!" I that point I told her you don't have the money, mentality, education, nor the self discipline to back your cowardice. She called me back several times. Never answered. Last message was so typical. "Hey, I've been with this guy the entire time." It's been over ten years. Out of shear coincidence, she enrolled in a physics class that I taught this Summer. She couldn't believe that at age 35, I'm in better shape than I was 25, far more advanced then her in life, and had enough decency to treat her with respect upon seeing her. Never saw her again. She dropped the class.
ErwinSchrodinger64 right on. Life can be funny like that
this is awesome
Check mate!!! 💪🏾🤌🏾
Patrice was a real king
I miss this dude everyday! Nobody kept it more real.
The woman mainly just tried to shame him by calling him sweetie and laughing throughout, didn't have much else to contribute apart from 'Oprah' lol
dumb goofy bitches
@@daleva187goligo bitches number 1 atribute is to deflect
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD ! fuck damn I wish this man was still alive !
stef88sf You and me both brody.
we lost a fucking legend man, rip my bro
Anthony Badessa without hesitation I'm pressing the button.
Every man needs to look up Patrice and ingest as much of this man's material as they possibly can as soon as they can. His approach to life is gold. Truly one of the smartest comedic minds to ever hit the stage.
He would be proud that all of us is living by his philosophies
"this big black bitch..."
what a way to start a video
7:42 "Don't you ever forget James, it's us against them. They're the enemy!"
Hahaa wise words from The Great Book of Patrice.
GENIUS.
HAHAHAHA "there you go, you keep stuttering, Carlotta."
patrice is genius. he really knows how to put these women in their place.
He says Michael Jordan, she brings up Oprah....Michael Jordan would destroy her in basketball!
Kenyae Kofi I'll destroy her at not eating for two hours.
Lol...
LOL
@@Salomon_G Oprah made it by pimping out young girls to Weinstein.
@@Salomon_G Oprah made it by pimping out young girls to Weinstein.
Im a fucking white dude from europe and i grew up totally different from Mr. Oneal, but i feel every word hes saying. The guy had leader qualities!
He was a prophet
2:07 with open arms, she just summed up humanity’s threat to itself
I wish there was about an hour on just that topic.
1:20, he has earned my respect, he walked away from his bitch, after she acted wrong, respect is earned not given, mankind is missing a great man, sir o'neal, knight of the round table,
i envy you...getting to discover patrice for the first time.
Does that girl around 2:30 not realize she just said "and you put up with it. Because you want to be inside of us."
Now she gets it. And she doesnt even know it.
Men are this, this and this. Women arent and men put up with it.
They're the enemy James, don't you ever forget this. It's us against them. Legend!!!
“Bitch shut up” 🤣🤣🤣
Swear to god, imma use this when fitting. Some modern women need to be checked.
True stuff man , gonna miss him..
Genius
This nigga was an another fucking level.
“Your people…”
“Your phylum” 🤣🤣🤣
i wish the whole word could hear this segment patriece oneal is the man.
I can't believe I just stumbled upon this. GOLDEN.
This reminds me of that bit Patrice that went something like this, "Women, if your vagina was suddenly unable to be pentrated, and you couldn't have sex, how would you keep your man". And women in the audience yell, "Anal Sex" Blowjobs" ect. Then he says "these are the only reasons your still around?? I let you tell me redeeming qualities and you classified yourself as series of holes". Then here the woman is admitting that, saying we only put up with them for sex, nothing else.
Quotations are supposed to be word for word.
The quotes are all wrong but the general just is correct.
@FelixMuk
Nah, they can be used for paraphrasing, u just have to make it clear ur paraphrasing.
Oh man that girl is embarassing the shit out of herself..
When you hear conversations like this one, it's hard not to be a straight up misogynist. I think that women should have equal rights and that their pursuit of happiness should be respected just as much as that of men...but really...they're simply inferior. In just about every way. It's really quite astounding.
equal rights, and lefts
I can't hit the like button enough
When I argue with my gf and I walk away pissed, debating different argumentative stances in my head as a pace with anger, I fall back on Patrice's words of wisdom to be my light in a dark tunnel.
Such good advice for men. There's always gonna be jackles (women or men who have been possessed with women ideology) to say that his advice is wrong but fuck them.
Precisely dude
Miss Patrice
Karith's my favorite female guest on Black Phillip. She's disgusted by Patrice, but she can't keep herself from laughing for half the show.
cause she indian like kamala
crackling oe
This video had a heckuva introduction lol
Man I miss this dude
this is an amazing video
I love this!!!
🤣💯 R.I.E.P Patrice
I love it.... I don't think the world can handle man truth, but Patrice don't give a fuck and just spits it.
All women hear out of this is eggs!
Proof that men are better!
Long live Patrice!
One of the realest Black OGs dead or live......
"......*smacks teeth* Bitch Shut up" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"I put up with her 'cause I love tha bitch!", LOL!
So so true
I wish to subscribe to Patrice Oneal's newsletter...
"Oprah"
smfh
real talk
They the enemy James 🤣💯
LMFAO THE FABREEZE BOTTLE?? Well gawd damn thats some nasty shit Patrice, golden vid.
"We're not like that. We're not like that. We're not like that. Okay, we're like that, but you want us so SUCK IT UP😈."
"Now, let's celebrate not getting what we truly want"
This woman couldn't name one thing that women are better at than men when it come to the exceptional.
His show.
oprah Winfrey. .. what a fail
LOL "Oprah"
Many of these classic clips almost ruined with mouths of whipped men, and offended women babbling over his verbal gems.
No it actually makes it a million times more valuable. You get to see all the moving parts in action; study it.
“Don’t you ever forget James, it’s US against THEM”. He summed it all up in one sentence
"There are laws"...so I can just be an asshole
4:19 "No, no, I wasn't talking about money"
Well, her response to Patrices' first example of Michael Jordan was Oprah, so she damn sure wasn't talking about basketball.
lovin' the name lol
MR.P.... is the black buddha
i wish patrice oneals soul would posses me
I hear ya.
@alifelesscritic
Patrice uses it in every argument and turns it around, but it doesn't make it any less of an argument.
He could have what!
no o and a?
@Demidota2009 um what?
hahah Patrice schooled this bitch .. R.I.P. Big Man
mans game
😂🤣😂🤣
BESSSssssssssssssssss
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The thing is... He says women speak too much and he doesn't really let her speak
cuz she has nothing to say, gave her stupid ass a chance, and she failed miserably
Exactly. 😂 They spoke enough 🤣
ted bundy would be fan
He left out ted turner
Was he talking about women talking too much on other peoples podcasts when they are trying to make a point. It's called context.
😂😂😂
excellent list except joe biden and sarah palin both suck haha. but as a tennis player thanks for putting Federer over Williams.
The championship of the world chess player has always been a woman,
Radio holes....
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