Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 487 w/ Greg Fitzsimmons and Kyle Kinane
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- Опубліковано 15 вер 2024
- Today's jeans kicks off with a lady who just wants that sweet sweet juice. The juice lady reminds Christina of her real life Mommy and we also learn Christina is into a CRIME show!? Dirty John is an obsession for both mommies. When you're on the road, do you hot bag it with some lot lizards? Jussie Smollett seems very low and loose. Plus , some helpful listener EMAILS that involve Hard Rock Nick, and edible undies.
Greg Fitzsimmons is the first guest into Mommydome. Where is his cohost Alison Rosen? Did you know men fake O's too? Tom and Greg have examples. Fights and road rage round out the conversation along with some big time DAD clips to show Greg.
The very hilarious Kyle Kinane is the second guest in studio jeans today, and he has some wild ideas for the fart mic. Kyle has an interesting theory on sharing risque photos, he also hates the scrum but LOVES a video the Mommies show him SO MUCH, he is like a child on Christmas morning!
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The laughter from the producers booth makes the show 20x better
Vance Young word bro word
It upsets me. I feel like the walls have been breached.
I ain't into it.
Blueban is line-steppin'.
These 2 guest are very good. I feel like Kyle is underrated. But maybe he's just coming into his own.
Agreed 100% keepin that shit high and tight
44:00 Who walks around with fingerless gloves and a pony tail? Big Jay Oakerson.
David Lakin I was thinking the same fucking thing lol
And the Dice man
@Avetis Agababyan - I would pay to see Dice with a ponytail. Pretty sure he never had one tho
I was thinking of dice lol
The fingerless gloves
My favorite thing in the world is driving around every night, smoking a bit of weed, and listening to your podcast 30 minutes at a time. I have a rough home life, and the 30 minutes that I can drive around and listen to YMH helps distance me from a home I wish I didn’t have to come home to. I feel as if I belong with a fantastic group of people and I am so thankful for the Jeans and all the Mommies. Love you all and thank you again!
I believe you man I can see you doing that in your profile pic. If I smoked riding around it would be a new meaning of being high and tight (nervous)
Gun Sounds It truly is!! 😂
One step at a time. Life can change. You will hardcore fun in 4 strokes.
Congrats on your horrifying trauma. I'm right there with ya
Hope you’re out of that house by now, homie!
My jeans are so high that I have to watch this through my zipper 👖
Great name mommie
I gotta try it out
roby Thanks Jean!
Hi Hitlers
You don't know how precious you all are to me, instead of getting back together with your ex, you should check out my YMH inspired rap "Cool guys only" by me, MistaMommy. Try it out, you won't believe how big my brothers dick is.
Yeah but how tight are they
last episode with danny is going down in the mommy archives
No fucking way it was better than Bobby Lee's episode or even Dr. Drew's though.
Right? Dr. Drew all the way.
im not gonna lie, they keep getting better because I almost pissed myself watching this episode
2:30:36
okay, so Tom says he never pooped outside, what about the poop pile TOOOOM?????
Now you're asking the real questions.
I thought the same thing. Have we been betrayed?
This is damning for Tom. Cohen is doing a press conference right meow about this controversy
Finally someone asking the REAL questions.
#ThePooPileIsALie
btw, since the danny brown episode i went and look for his music and was really surprised. the guy is amazing!
He is very underrated
He was hella funny but his music is terrible
Yes he is, ,My first time I caught him at a show up in Victoria, BC and he blew my fuckin mind.
@@austi16 like someone stomping on a cat
Listen to aint it funny. And welcome to Detroit.
That extreme cold weather survival jacket is a pretty good co-host.. I hope Christina P is back soon.
Lol every week someone new believes the McDonald’s bit
I don't understand.
@@the5stacys Michael M doesn't get that the McDonalds offer was 100% real. They paid real good!
@@theketokid2848 and then Terry fucked it up. Stupid Terry
it isn't a bit.
If the McDonalds offer was real then I'm Santa...
Nice jacket Tina, going to climb Mount Everest right after this?
Just like his idol Ted Bundy, Tim likes his women cold.
TheyCallMeDuctTape brilliant 😂
Even Josh is wearing some winter clothes so it must be a cold one
I want her coats to keep getting bigger until she wears one that takes up the whole studio
Obese people have poor circulation
Perfect timing. I just popped 14 benadryl and got a fresh batch of moose soup on the stove. Try it out.
Fuck. Youre doing good
Ken Comstock
, I read that comment, unzipped and 4 strokes later... I'm embarrassed to say.
Ken Comstock just do heroin. Shit you’re doing a whole lot for like 1/8 of the greatness you’d feel with opiates. Get your life together man.
Kyle! I seriously just got goose bumps. I've been waiting for this moment. So high so tight!
Not appreciated enough, hopefully this helps him get new viewers.
Video starts at 0:00 you’re welcome
With 100's of hours of your humor, a weekly 15 minute call with "Top Dog" would CRUSH all youtube charts. You and Drew are sick. TOP DOG WOULD CRUSH!!
Member those Members Only jackets back in the day? Know what would be doper than a Members Only Jacket? A Cool Guy Club Jacket.
Anthony Williams it’s piss & beating resistant. Try it out!
I member
I also member
There was this old guy that would help the students in one class at school and he wore a members only jacket and I asked him one time I said how old is that thing said he got in the 80s it look brand new. He said he had a bunch of them and I said damn that's old (to be in the shape there in) and he said you shouldn't cuss and I said you shouldn't lure kids to trunk and push them in. I miss that old seventh day Adventist
@@StephenKyle91 piss, meth, benadryl and cum resistant.
40:05 I can imagine Jussie Smollett putting out a want ad on craigslist to get attacked like "throw bleach on me, kick me, try it out."
one of the things I love most about this show and you can really see it in the intro song is how like happy they are together and how well they are together
can Josh please have his own segment every episode
This this this
He needs his own show but i will settle for his own segment
That intro tho lol
He pretty much already does and that's enough
Yaaaaaaaaas
"that wasn't an accent from a country" 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
As Christina points to the ceiling “it’s a blessing in the skies” ?? Lol
D Smirnoff I laughed so hard listening to that in my car
Hearing the crew laugh is surprisingly satisfying. Keep it up. Fuuuuck!!! You guys are doing good!!!
Greg Fitzsimmons: "I won't say who it was."
Proceeds to do a perfect Bill Burr impersonation.
To me it sounded line Bobby Kelly
Well that's debatable
Fitzsimmons is a better parent than anyone I’ve ever met with kids, including my own
he certainly thinks he is at least
Good to see the steakhouse news anchor table gone, this new table feels way more intimate :) Thanks jeans!
Then they come back to piss on us and beat us with Kyle Kinane!
Now if only Tom would stop looking into the camera it would be just like the good ol days.
Tina's lipstick always looks so good. Super jelly omg
She mentioned the brand and color once. Stupidly, I didn't take note!
@@jenniferdennis4627 not sure about this specific video but a while back she said her signature red lipstick is Smashbox Always On liquid lipstick! Don't remember the color name unfortunately.
@Sarah C - love you! I wish all UA-cam was like this. Thank you, fellow mommy ❤
@@jenniferdennis4627 Thanks Jeans! And actually, I had nothing better to do so I just dohble checked her Instagram and she said the color is called "infared " and it's the Smashbox Be legendary matte lipstick (not liquid lipstick) coulda sworn she said it was the liquid lip in a video, oops! Alas hope this was helpful to you and any other makeup loving mommies out there! ❤️
@Sarah C - hot damn! Let's try it out! Full throttle! 💋
Thank you, so much Kyle, for being on this show. I might have a hernia from watching the last 30 mins of this show. I'm naming it Kyle.
Hearing the booth laugh cracks me up every time 😂😂
Why is Christina wearing a jacket like she’s traversing the arctic circle
Taylor Saver she was freezing. the thermostat must have only been set on 74 degrees.
She’s a cold stupid bitch.
@@Nasty_Jax jesus christ
She’s cold blooded lol
Hater
i saw the upload on spotify but new i had to wait to see you guys here! the video really adds to the ymh experience
I'm happy to see the return of Dad Boners. I really like that.
Let's get physical watching Dad boners.
23:30 I love how "lot lizard" is a universally known term... As if it were one of the oldest professions
Any chance of EPISODE #500 being broadcast LIVE ???
Try it out !!!
Every time Blueban giggles, an angel gets its wings.
It's crazy you guys did a more responsible job of reporting the Smollett story than the MSM.
Get Jim Norton on here right now, right now, right now, right now, right now!
I read this too slow take out the commas
@@patrickr412 And the spaces!
This would be dope. I don't think Tom or Christine know him like that, but it would be a great episode for sure.
@@dss6209 gladly
and perhaps the TEFFT dawg so he can join Blueban in the producer booth
Christine has a direct line to the funny bones in the sound room...lmao
JLog1c I do notice they laugh a lot at what she says lmao
8:55 Start
The peoples hero❤
Legend 🙏
THANK YOU
Thank you!
"He's into Dianetics right now, he thinks it'll help his acting carer" the look of just concern on Toms face lol thank fucking god Greg was just joking. Also I love Kyle Kinane THE MOTHER FUCKING VOICE OF COMEDY CENTRAL
That chocolate baby fart clip had me in tears
Man, I keep forgetting Tom knows another fucking language... that Peruvian accent he does of his Mom always cracks me up and is so vivid. Reminds me of my immigrant mom taking things too serious. The way he teases her is kinda endearing sometimes.
As a Canadian douche, it's really interesting to see somebody inside a studio in California wearing a winter jacket. I would overheat and pass out.
Best episode in a while! Josh, Greg and Kyle are terrific. Tom and Christina were hilarious.
Kyle Kinane starts at 2:05:48
Who gives a shit? My wife is a buzzkill dont need another one
I’ve gone through a lot of your episodes right into July 2020, going through the ones I missed. The chocolate fountain baby made me cry. I’ve laughed but that’s the most I’ve laughed 😂
“Good morning Christina! It’s me.. Theo.”
Awe shit. He taking them all
Percussion Punisher what’s this about? Did Theo fuck her?
gundam116 people are saying that but they don’t know shit its a joke now
@@Ally.Cat.252 they banged while they were on Road Rules or whatever that shitty show was called. Then Tom and Christine named one of their previous dogs Theo to make light of the situation.
Notice how Theo has never been on YMH but every other good LA comic has. Because it would come up and spread like wildfire.
Look into it.
skullcrackers187 Amy? Omfg no 🤢🤮😭
Greg Punching Damon Lindelofs car window is one of the greatest stories I’ve heard in a while
Fucking love me some Kinane. Saw him last year. Dude needs more recognition
Our boy Josh Potter has what's called *performance anxiety*
Kyle Kinane “You guys are such children, it’s hilarious!” Also Kyle Kinane “I have seven remote control cars...” I love this show hahahha
Kyle's improv on hardrockmick is so good.
You got to get Cool Guy Terry in a Skype call to tell him that he cost you guys 2.3 Mil
@Dustin Marquis *during...
Hopefully something real cool. Like a fart mic
Was that real or just a bit? If it was real, I think they should sue McDonald's pants off.
... plus, how dare McDonald's judge Terry's alternative lifestyle choices. Thats not very high and tight of them.
Try it out.
Hahahhahaha
Tom, do you and Christina know you’re two of the greatest comedians and people of all time? Please rest assured that your fan base will never leave you. You could pull a Louis CK times 1,000,000,000,000 000 and we would support who you are. I’m so depressed I could kill myself any day, but part of the reason I never will is stand up comedy and your existence. Never underestimate the impact you have.
Hey. I hope you're seeing better times these days. 💛
19:30 “That’s what she said.” - Michael Scott, Regional Manager Dunder Mifflin
1st timer lurker, laughed my balls off during work. Thanks for brightening my day folks. Come to Ireland please.
My Saatva should be here in less than a week! Can't wait to lay back on it, eat some moose soup, and rub rub rub all night long. I doubt ill have any more neuropathy issues!
@Stoogs Welcome to the YMH community - good to have you
Believes me now
Love that Blue Ban is still doing all the Water Champ camera cuts!
Danny Brown made Greg Fitzsimmons seem like just some random dad.
Yeah, no offense to Greg because he seems like a fine guy, but I got so bored by like 20 minutes of him talking about his kids, I had to skip to Kyle's part.
Here's The Deal Man Im ready to laugh
I like that
Watching back through….glad to see those in-ear monitors in correctly
I’m glad they put the laptop on the table and Tom is controlling the videos finally. Flow is so much better.
Then why did they keep telling Blueban to replay the video of the baby getting shat on?
"I'm making a note of the location of every city" "[Netflix Ted Bundy intro music]"
I have never related to an episode of this podcast as when Christina talks about her mom with borderline personality disorder, my Mom was the same way, there is no way to explain the craziness.
"Im glad my kid rebels, rather him rebel than be compilant" - christina p. Play that for her in 15 years 😂
All I can say is GIVE ME SWEET JUICE
Damian Soliz *sveet
Greg is one of my favorite podcast guests on any podcast
I like that they added Josh Potter
I absolutely love the laughing in the background since you guys updated the studios. Almost makes the jokes hit harder. I like that.
I think YMH has hit a new High ,3 hours 40 mins of pure silliness and hilarity love it , THankyou Keep em high and tight and try it out !
I'm loving these jumbo YMH episodes, mommies! Keep it up! You guys are doing good!
Uncle Barbecue on the pomcast yes!!
I’m fairly certain grapefruit Simmons just said “my name is French” in French😂🙏🏿🏆
I know this is old but "Grapefruit Simmons" is hilarious
Wooho finally I was super bored at work. High and tight mommy’s . I love that you took away the judge Judy podiums ♥️🤘🏻
ted bearington yes it looks so much better
They brought them back towards the end of the episode lol
Thanks for telling me about Dirty John, mommies. Gunna try it out.
So fucking sad that I'm missing my shot to see Christen. I had tickets to see her in West Siloam, Oklahoma. It was the show she had to cancel bc of the fire. So glad they were ok. Then the reschedule show, this Saturday 23rd, I can't make. I hope more shows come up. Keep 'em high and tight Mommies!! Love you guys.
Tom is coming to Tulsa in June! Consolation prize win
I'm so excited. I recently found this show and I was hoping you guys had Kyle Kinane on. 🎉😊
May I propose that the fart mic should have a stage, and be on a Scrum height fart mic stand.. anytime someone has to blast one off they hop up and blast it into fart stand..
Joshua Hayden
They’re way too fat to stand up every time they fart
Yeah, having the fart mic sitting on the table next to their drinks seems a bit gross
Shouldnt each chair have a micro fart microphone clipped on the back?
@@the5stacys that's a good point. I have a similar idea of fart harvesting. Hear me out. All cushions are equipped in the USA to harvest and utilize all natural gasses produced from disgusting wasteful flatulance filled fart bag humans as an economic booster. #fartharvesting 2020
they're so cute and weird and freakin perfect for each other i have never actually watched them rock out during the intro hahahah
I want Kyle and Dave to show up unannounced at Doug Stanhope's Funhouse with Bert, Tom and Rogan to do a podcast after a week.
The laughter in the background!😂😂😂
Apparently, Christina is prepping for an expedition to the North Pole.
Alexaed the shit out of my house gets me every time hahahaha
Fitzsimmons telling kid's muffin story again on YMH?!
It was relevant to the conversation and I doubt he can remember which story he told at what time
No one remembers the shit they talk about on podcasts.
Repeating that story was definitely a Top Dog move he pulled. Lol
You wanna talk about repeating shit. Watch some clips of the late late show with Craig Ferguson. Same guest 3 times, same stories. Ferguson is hilarious but sometimes it's rough. I think Anna Kendrick might have called him out on it once, lol. Still the best late show though. I miss it.
The mommies repeat stories all the time.
1:13:53 "because you gave her mouth babies" I just lost my shit. Lmfao
THEY READ MY EMAIL!!!!!!!!😱😱😱 they didn't hire me unfortunately :c sorry to disappoint mommies
Stoopid Outback!
They don't know what they're missing out on 🙄
Maybe we should let them know Garth style!
Love the double guest format
Man they’re really takin the corporate sponsor gag all the way. I know it’s dumb but I worry about them not clearing it up with Kinane afterwards.
Jean Hyantite yeah but there’s definitely a fun irony to Kyle saying “This town is so fucking stupid”, while also falling for their obvious sarcasm.
True. I think I’m one of those people like Dr. Drew and Christine who make other people’s pain my own because I hate to think he was embarrassed to realize it was a bit and he fell for it! I’m working on that😊
*_the mommy army uprising_* is in full effect!!
*We* are *everywhere!!!*
The man staring at the baby fart in the background didn't change his facial expression at all from before and after the fart!!! 3:37:30
"She hotboxed the drunk failure" holy fuck lmao
Saatva mattresses gave me spinal bifida and bed bugs
I broke my back!.....Spinal!
Stolen joke
So happy my favorite comedian Kinane finally got with the mommies!
Hey Tim, hey Christine!
Its Tim & Christina thank you very much! 🤣😂
You fucking lobotomites learn Todd and Kirsten's names
It’s Tammy and Christopher, you transphobes.
Hold your jeans! Is the gas station employee FED SMOKER?!?!
Whats with the j̶e̶a̶n̶s̶ coat?
"Did that collar choke him out?"
God damn, Tom!😂
Bring us theo von
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@@rjames5967 theo was into them dark arts back then.
She was already married to tom when that video was shot
@@nuglife6489 That is precisely the issue.
Love tom too much, that would be terrible and uncomfortable ,
Omg can't stop laughing after watching the chocolate fountain😂😂😂😂 my boss came over like what's up i just told her I'm losing my mind a bit
I just realized how horrifying the dogs eyes are. Thanks for the nightmares, I deserved them.
I just noticed in the Terry video that he has a bidet in his bathroom. Top left of the video. 3:17:55
Christina p ripping on Burt is just so sad when he cleans up on gigs and she can’t sell out broom closet in the middle of nowhere