We Should Blow Up The Moon
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- Опубліковано 2 жов 2024
- Alexander Abian was a mathematics professor at Iowa State University who had some radical ideas on climate change. One of them being that blowing up the moon would fix all of our meteorological problems. He absolutely meant it, too.
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As a wise man once said,
"Fly me to the moon
let me kick it's fucking ass
let me show it what I learned
in my moon jujitsu class"
In other words, Fuck the Moon
In other words, please destroy it
“Fly me to the moon
Let me make it have a crack
Let Sokka have her back
Then lets go to Jupiter & Mars”
(I tried…and yes I take criticism)
"this tweet blew up, wish the moon would"
@@myahuske9229 you want criticism?
Stop watching anime, it's cringe as fuck.
@@myahuske9229 Fly me to the moon
So I can kick it's fucking ass
Let me show it what I learned
In my moon Jujitsu Class
In other words
Catch these hands
In other words,
Coward. Fight me.
Fill my heartless void
And let me see you explode
You are all I've hated
So, please just go
In other words
Fuck the Moon
In other words
I hate you
Fill my heartless void
And let me see you explode
You are all I've hated
And I just need to watch you go
In other words
Fuck the Moon
In other words (x2)
I hate you
Okay you make fun of his ideas, but blowing up the moon would actually solve some problems. For example, werewolves would no longer be an issue as no more full moons
Racism towards werewolves i see...
And we would be safe from saiyan attacks too.
@@Pianodog Truly deplorable smh 😞
Well if that's all we're after, we actually don't need to blow up the moon, we just need to alter its orbit so that it never appears full when viewed from the earth, which would be possible if we have it revolve in a north-south direction instead of an east-west one.
There would also no longer be moon cheese, I love moon cheese.
Huggbees, you have to understand, the man was thinking 8th dimensionally:
There are no climate problems…. If there is no earth….
That's what I was thinking
Technically, if we just destroyed the Sun, there'd be no climate, therefore no climate could change
This man is honestly fascinating. A great teacher, an accomplished mathematician, a very smart man by every measure... and yet, he just fucking hated the way the solar system looks, the way one might hate how the furniture in their house is arranged. Except that instead of throwing out that ratty old couch and pushing that big fuck-off wardrobe somewhere else, my man wanted to delete the moon and shuffle the planets around. You gotta admire this guy's dedication to telling planetary science to go fuck itself, to telling physics itself that it built the solar system all wrong.
No joke... This is legit one of the best comments I've seen in a long time. You have a certain way with words.
im down
The UA-cam comment section can make the guy who wants to shuffle the planets relatable.
Evolution made so many fuck ups that we could fix, so why not planetary physics?
Oh wait, we CAN! With megastructures, turning all those dumb planets into one massive ringworld, or even an alderson disc surrounding the entire sun.
@@davitdavid7165 ?
“The bean counters told me we literally could not afford to buy seven dollars worth of moon rocks, much less seventy million. Bought 'em anyway. Ground 'em up, mixed em into a gel. And guess what? Ground up moon rocks are pure poison. I am deathly ill."
-Cave Johnson
"I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!"
=Cave Johnson
@@ali_m_ " IM GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS!"
We can’t blowup the moon because the old Japanese men running Toei Animation would sue the world because Piccolo already did it in Dragon Ball Z.
How many times has that franchise rewriten itself just to sell stuff at this point?
Piccolo wasnt the first one tho, roshi did it in the first dragon ball
@@jackstandproductions6558 yup! You are right. Unfortunately a lot of people who watched DBZ didn’t watch the original.
@@williamjackson8782 A shame. It's a fun, simple anime with a heavier focus on fantasy and martial arts than sci-fi. Red Ribbon Army arc was great.
@@jackstandproductions6558 When Roshi blew it up, I laughed. Then I realized he murdered all the moon rabbits and those three guys Goku put up there.
Finally Andrew is solving the real problems in the world. If we blow up the moon, then no movie could possibly be on the level of moonfall, the greatest movie of all time
yes
FUCK THE MOON!
Andrew?
@@theredbread9584 andrew is the guy huggbees paid to act out what he's saying. dont mention it, but huggbees has big giant lips (hence why his voice is nice, but he doesnt appear in videos) so he hired a guy to lip sync what hes saying while looking normal
@@sirgallabad _fuck_ the moon
You are very, very smoothly transitioning your content away from solely doing the “How It’s Made” series and honestly Andrew, I’m all for it.
I never expected him to make a video about Alexander Abian, though. this is my favorite of all the commentary videos so far. it makes me miss the days when crackpot academics were interesting, harmless curiosities and not hell bent on starting some kind of fascist personality cult like Jordan Peterson.
@@BasedPureblood gtfo out of hear with that bigoted ass acronym
@@BasedPureblood OOOGA BOOOGA BOOGA
I am all for it as well it really suits his style of commentary to laugh at a script. Honestly I have always loved it when someone had to take over the story for a minute cause Andrew was dying laughing trying to read something.
@@hughjanus2252 cringe snowflake
"Blowing up the moon would kill absolutely everyone and everything on earth"
I am still with Avian so far.
Anarcho-Avianist-Nihilism
I have nothing to lose I will get the launch codes myself
@@K.C.J wake up babe new ideology just dropped
Abian, not Avian.
@@biomecraft356 Nope, is bird now.
For those who are wondering: blowing up the moon would take the equivalent of a magnitude 16 earthquake. Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuke ever created had the equivalent power of a magnitude 8 earthquake. Go figure.
(btw, if you're not familiar with the Richter scale: it's logarithmic meaning that 16 is not just twice as strong as 8 but much, much, much stronger. Look at it this way: a magnitude 8 earthquake is devastating, but a magnitude 4 is barely noticeable, and magnitude 2 can only be measured using specialized equipment)
Well if Eggman thought it was a good idea...
"I'm not gonna piss on the earth, I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON" -Dr Eggman.
I for one support this
Dr. Abian: Could this be one of my people?
Meanwhile, Luigi destroys half the moon with a comet
Starts blasting triple trouble eggman's part
That's pissing, not deleting
So blowing up the moon is bad. Okay, then we need to do the opposite: MAKE a second moon
Or, in the wise words of Patrick Star... We should take the moon and push it somewhere else!
All our trash
I think is more fesable then blowing the moon that shit is massive, nukes will only make a crater
Or just bring 3 of Jupiter's moons into the same orbit of the moon so we have 3 water worlds to colonize
@@SylviaRustyFae good news, we dont need to, the moon is disgusted by humanity and push itself away slowy (probably within couple hundren million years)
"They'd play the coolest game of billiards the universe has ever known, with the earth as the eight ball." Excellent.
Worth it
Could only play 7 ball billiards.
I was scolling while listening, and I read the quote the same time he said it, lol
I did an actual presentation of this in my Planetary Geology class. Except it was Phobos, and I wanted to crash it into mars using nukes... to study impact craters obviously. Also, I really wanted an excuse to put Universe Simulator videos in my powerpoint. (turns out that was actually a good idea, but I also got carried away. Obviously.)
"In conclusion, fuck Mars in particular"
This is a great example of how being really good in one field is in no way indicative of being good in other fields.
I remember a guy giving a theory that the moon isnt real, and I was so impressed with his level of insanity, only to realize it was all a parody of crazy ideas like this. And then the 2010s happened and his joke idea now seem tame in comparison to things people actually believe in the public sphere
I'd ask if you've ever actually met a flat earther in real life but it's useless because people can and will lie about anything just to feel right. The public sphere you talk about isn't real. It's a small group of people that are dumb being passed around and used to boost egos like a Twink in prison. Not a big group at all
@@goodguyguan3412 I guess you haven't seen Jordan Klepper covering Trump Rallies or talking to Qanon believers. There's WAY more stupid people than you think. I live in fairly educated NJ and am amazed at the stupidity here. Then, when I travel out of state, holy shit it's on a whole new level. I'll give a 5 dollar bill and a dime to a cashier for something that costs $1.10 and they are totally stumped. Luckily most of them have smart registers now.
Crow777?
Public disc man c'mon the public space is flat
@@goodguyguan3412 I actually have met a flat-earther. He was weird in other ways too, he was obsessed with fish, like tropical fish, and I think he might have been a bit of a pedophile, but that was just a suspicion. I got in a huge argument with him about it after I realized he wasnt joking, he was a coworker and I didnt really wanna start shit. The reason you think its super rare is because they tend to be insane hermits who never leave their houses, so you never meet them. And honestly, I think Catholics are as weird or weirder, its just that Catholicism is socially acceptable. My last boss didnt believe slavery in the united states was real, at least not the way its portrayed in the media. Madness is everywhere brother, you just dont have many opportunities to uncover it
this man fails to disappoint
never fails to appoint
If you fail at failing, are you a winner or a loser?
Also a lethal dose is also a lifetime supply
Mission failed successfully
@@spextacls1582 if you fail at failing all you do is win
Instant winner
@@vakk985 no its fails to disappoint
I mean, on the one hand, we _would_ get a ring like saturn, and honestly the fact that earth has the potential to look cooler but doesn't is valid reason enough
That happened in Cowboy Bebop and it didn't work out so good for them
Dude, our moon is super big. That's cool enough to me.
@@marcoasturias8520 We can make it cooler!
the moon would only really become rings (in a way we *could* survive) by hitting the Roche limit, which is basically coming close enough to the earth that it disintegrates into rock chucks.
This guy is funny af, I wish he made documentary parodies
Your joking?
rinsing machine
imagine having the dude who wanted to blow up the moon as your math teacher 💀
That Eggman guy had a good idea, but I'm not sure if it's humanly possible to pıss on the moon to the point of destruction.
Just aim straight down until you reach the moon's core
@@youtubestudiosucks978 hypersonic piss drill
It's not _humanly_ possible, that's why he fashioned a prosthetic... ahem, surrogate moon pissing device.
The fact I giggled like a child at The Big Succ alongside you should show why I'm subscribed
My wife chuckled at the "big succ" but says I am childish when it comes to chuckling at the planet name Uranus.
Oh well, still big succ is funny.
Plus - 'The Big Suck'? AND vacuum references?
He REALLY needs to stop bringing up his kinks in these vids. It's just tiresome.
I, Ted Theodore Kaczynski, wholeheartedly agree
Hmm
Ted Theodore? Like Ted Ted? I thougt it was John...?
@@moabt.frican7163 psshh naaah
I thought you hated technology
Mail it to the moon.
"My Little Pony full-diaper tickle torture" hit me like a fucking train. Keep em coming!
I was a dedicated moon-blower-uper denyer before watching this video, but I must say, you have converted me. We must destroy the moon using compact explosives.
As a lunar dweller I see no flaws in this man's logic
WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Let me get this perfectly straight: You comment something that is completely unrelated to the fact that I have two HAZARDOUSLY HANDSOME girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest UA-camr worldwide, it is really incredible. Yet you did not mention it at all. I am VERY disappointed, dear rock
Same
oh yeah its big brain time
ah yes, you know his logic while the video is only 1 minute older than your comment..
Damn. Axxl isn’t a bot.. He actually said ‘rock’
"America can, should, must, and will blow up the moon."
-David Cross, Mr. Show
Ah, a modal american.
Perfect example of how education is not the same as intelligence.
I think he just really REALLY hated the moon
He was by most accounts a pretty smart guy, it's just that he was educated in mathematics and blowing up the moon is physics. It seems more like a delusional obsession than stupidity
Not really equivalent since the man was obviously both intelligent and educated. I find a more apt reason is really intelligent/creative people are far more open to new ideas. Obviously this has its advantages but less talked about is the fact this also allows ideas into your thinking that aren't necessarily in line with objective systems and facts we've come up with, since that is a box and creative thinkers tend to think outside of that. Obviously that can lead to incredible discoveries that revolutionizes our entire fundemental understanding of science, or it can be let me kick the fucking moons ass.
This guy was definitely highly intelligence, he merely was batshit insane.
@@picgmr1575He played Majora’s Mask one time as a kid and was never tha same
"I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT-"
Damn, Eggman's speech from the movie adaption of Sonic Adventure 2 story looks cool
Congratulations 🍾 !!! You have been officially context labeled by UA-cam. Because just like Bread video society is so wacky satire is reality and no one remembers what humor is.
Yup
Lol
Fun fact; if the moon was blown to bits, it would reform within a week. I wouldn't step foot on it, but more or less 99% of the mass would accumulate back into a sphere. I believe it's called Molecular attraction.
Probably not a week, maybe more like a hundred years or so (which is still barely any time at all on a cosmic scale of course). Otherwise, that's just how plain old gravity works, as far as I'm aware. The reason why we even have a moon in the first place is currently thought to be due to another protoplanet slamming into the young Earth during its formative years and throwing up a lot of material from both planets into the newly merged planet's orbit. The stuff that didn't fall back to Earth or fly off into interplanetary space eventually lumped together under its own gravity and formed the Moon. Therefore, if we did somehow manage to blow the moon to pieces, I believe pretty much the same thing would happen again - some of the Moon's mass would fall down to Earth or fly off into deep space, but the rest would stay in orbit and eventually form the Moon again, though it would naturally be a bit smaller due to the amount of mass it lost.
Nah, it would form rings like Saturn, and form a couple tiny moons
@@linecraftman3907 nope, the reason rings exist around Saturn is because they're constantly replenished.
@@generalrubbish9513 I am smashed at the moment and would like to return to this conversation. You are missing a bit. I have what I have written but basically comes down to accretion. Gravity is bound by the inverse square law, and is extremely weak. Accretion is quantum. I'll get back to you, and if you don't hear from me please reply. I get distracted easily.
@@newguy3588 by what? The cryovolcanism of moons is miniscule. The rings are slowly slowing down and falling into Saturn atmosphere
So what you're saying is, instead of blowing up the moon, we get a second moon rotating on the opposite side of the Earth to balance things out!
More nights!
Welp time for a cold death.
Finally someone says it. That giant eyesore has been lowering my property value for YEARS.
I like how he didn’t mention how even if you did just erase the moon and it didn’t fuck the axis, it would still fuck the tide which would have its own issues
I actually feel that the use of gravity in jojo, although frequent, is pretty subdued. And aside from a few lines of dialogue per part you don't really notice it unless you're looking for it. Besides, having consistent themes in your story is always a good thing.
It's so subdued that most of the people who watch the show never even pick up on it lol.
It is pretty much another word for Fate in the universe.
Seeing how it is a legitimate tangible force in the two jojo universes.
Gravity is vital for hamon users.
Do you believe in gravity
Ok but do you realize how many things are on the ground in Jojo? Each one of those instances is relevant to the plot. Every single moment in time that a character is on the ground means that gravity is having an effect on the story. It would completely fuck up the plot if at any point any of the main characters were to take a step forward and then fly into space, therefore every instant of time is considered a use of gravity in JJBA.
Doesn't the moon also contribute to all the normal tides and whatnot? Like...wouldnt getting rid of the moon murder ocean life? Wouldn't the ocean come to a standstill?
I believe there's a theory (maybe not a theory anymore I dunno) that the moon is the reason life formed on earth? It kept the oceans stirring and mixing and allowed life to finally grow and thrive?
Or am I just remembering something wrong?
Well yes and no. Waves are mostly caused by wind. Wind is caused by presaure differentials. Pressure differentials (other wise known as "the weather") is caused by the sun heating the earths crust and ocean currents. Ocean currents are caused by differing levels of salinity. Differing levels of salinity are caused by rainwater through rivers and melting ice. Melting ice is seasonal caused by the earths tilt. The tilt is caused by gravity from the moon and other celestial bodies. So the moon causes waves I guess. You right I dunno im not a waveologist
@@Demonslayer20111 me neither man i dunno shit
completly destroying the moon and removing it's remaints (because gravity is still a thing and splitting a planetoid simple in pieces will only cause it to reform again, also the effect the moon has on the earth wouldn't change) would end all life on earth, as this would stop the tilting effect of the moon which creates the strong magnetic field of the earth resulting in the sun bathing us in radiation.
rinsing machine
I can imagine someone asking nasa a genuine while this dude just said, "LETS BLOW UP THE MOON!
absolutely no one in the world; Piccolo 0:02
Huggbees: I still have my usenet subscription, though I'm not sure exactly why, and I long ago stopped installing Forté Agent.
Thank you for briefly going down the usenet rabbit hole, reminding me of when DejaNews decimated usenet, and then sold it all to Google Groups, who destroyed it further. I had utterly and completely forgotten about that part of internet history. Unlike my old Compuserve account, which I thoroughly enjoyed and still regale.
Even more interesting to early dialup was GEnie, though I never joined that service. As I recall, I couldn't afford it.
Anyway, thanks for this content. This theory was all 'news' to me.
I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again. The Wikipedia article “Usenet Personalities” should be renamed to “List of Role Models” it would just be more truthful
It’s about time someone had the balls to say it
Always got to remember, no matter how small or weird something is it has a following of way more people than you think
I have not heard the usenet mentioned in YEARS.
I always knew you were Dr Eggman from Sonic Adventure 2 this whole time.
The question isn't "should we blow up the moon", its "HOW we blow up the moon"...
Hes gonna be the next vector but instead of stealing the moon he's blowing it up
One day Andrew will go on a tangent that ends up telling us the entire plot of JJBA and prove us all why Battle Tendency is the best part and every other part is garbage.
I have had that exact video planned for months now. Don't tell nobody.
Joseph best JoJo and Hamon is underrated.
Any Part having Speedwagon is already best.
As a Diamond is Unbreakable enjoyer, I will not accept this slander.
The worlds first shot poster was Johnathan Swift, who proposed that the way to solve a famine was to sell the children of the poor to the wealthy as a luxurious meal.
Someone once asked online if you could deorbit the moon using nukes. Quick Wolfram alpha calculation shows that no, all of our weapons don't contain enough energy to change moons orbital energy by one billionths of a percent.
Shows how huge planets are, despite having more than enough energy to destroy earths biosphere, we're nowhere near moving celestial bodies around
I shit you not, my 7th grade science teacher had us read about this insane plan as part of the scientific method lesson. Mr. P was insane himself because he also had us read about using nuclear winter to counteract global warming.
Nice.
TBF a nuclear winter would stop global warming
@@thomascroker4730 nothing like a radioactive snow flurry .
But if we use all our nukes to blow up the moon, how will we achieve nuclear winter? D:
@@Flammifleure we need to use some of the nukes to push the moon into the earths atmosphere and then use the rest of the nukes to blow it up, thereby simultaneously achieving nuclear winter
Clearly, Dr. Abian just wants Goku to stop transforming into a Great Ape, which is an entirely understandable reason to want to destroy the moon.
Ahh yes, unprovable conjectures, the pinnacle of science!
I just want to point UA-cam thinks that this needs to be thought of in the context of climate change.
I would ask "is that a Jojo reference" but that guy clearly DOESN'T believe in gravity
Enrico is mad
Wiser words have never been uttered, Mr. Bees
Buzz buzz
OH NO NOT THE BEES!
@@ota3933 Pokey's mom will always occupy a cold and bitter place in my mind
Bees nuts.
@@poethewondercat7851 gotteem
This man was satirizing climate nuts before they even existed
As a Mars inhabitant I agree. The moon gets in the way when I like to earth-watch.
I never thought I would see eggman showing up in usenet, but it's welcoming for sure
"Alexander Abian?" Yeah OK Ivo Robotnik. We see you.
Okay what if we didn't blow up the moon, but instead turn one side of it into a giant rocket and just push it away. No shrapnel and no heating up the earth
We'll throw a party on the moon and everyone will fart and burp in one direction to push the moon, like futurama!
Yeah... remember the Newton's law of equal force of going one direction and into the opposite direction. Imagine youself as the Earth and the Moon as an RPG rocket then you go stand directly behind a RPG7 being fired.😆
You can't do this, the negative effects of blowing up the moon would kill at least 3 people
0:55 Best way to describe it: Usenet was a part of the baby internet that hadnt yet learned how to toddle and was still not quite good at that whole crawlin thing either.
plus shining monochrome rings would be dope as hell
Huggy, I've had to explain IRC as "multiplayer-Notepad" For the past 25 years. I still use it every day.
0:40 of course he taught at Iowa only an Iowan would come up with this
What is that supposed to mean???
I'm studying at ISU right now, and yeah, this seems like one of our professors.
“Blow up the moon, it will solve all of earths problems” well… he isn’t wrong.
It's a solution that holds a definite finality to it, isn't it?
This has the perfect mix of righteous anger and manchild.
Bro became eggman and wants to piss on the moon
I just love how we are trying to fix climate change and preserve coral yet; we haven’t solved our own problems! Also yes, let’s blow up that light mirror in the sky that reflects the sun… Bye bye centripetal force buddy!
i think your taking it too seriously my guy
The we have problems here argument... Sigh. Has set us back centuries. We could have had cruises to europa by now if it wasnt for that
I've actually been hoping we get an extra moon or 2 eventually
Heinlein's "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress" gives you an idea of what moon chunks can do to the earth. I like this comment because it shows I read a book. I didn't say many.
Your mentioning of USENET, AOL and BBSes made me feel really damn old. Like "Do you remember Chat Rooms? Pepperidge Farms remembers." old.
Hearing him say "Beyond that" gave me Nam flashbacks from Anchor ad read Lol
We just need a super laser and some egghead crazy enough to shoot the moon with it.
Random things with Andy is fast becoming my favorite thing on UA-cam.
Let's make this a thing - then abbreviate it to Randy Andy.
Please.
I'm begging everyone.
Huggbees is like 100 steps ahead of Gru
You KNOW it's going to be a good video, when YT adds "context" disclaimers
Wise words my friend
I agree, it's time to have a serious talk about the Lunar Question.
eggman?
As much as I love the "How it's actually made" series, I'm enjoying these rant style videos in a whole other way. Thanks brother!
Knowing that we lack the weaponry to blow up a mere moon is embarrassing, even master roshi could do it
Get Eggman to piss on it
I agree, the moon is a waste of space
We could use the space for filling machines
Filling machines to fill molds with chocolate mints
@@masterminer2338 then use those mints to make toys
Ok Doofenshmirtz
Proof that you can be very good at math without being intelligent
Yeah! Come to think of it, fuck the moon!
"has our own alexander abian graduated from crackpot to troll?"
Possibly the best roast Ive ever seen
1:23 : what the fuck are you talking about, no one plays fortnite anymore
I'll happily die to the biggest tsunami in history after we blow up the moon
The sea: let me introduce myself
The One of changing Venus orbit is a great idea actually, but only if it weren't filled with sulfuric acid. That kinda destroys that idea
Fun fact: There are 2 objects in the same orbit that earth travels around the sun. 1 is the earth and the other is a moon sized rock that may have been part of earths second moon that well here is the most screwed up and horrific fact I actually know. Earth had 2 moons somewhere around 13,000 to 14,000 years ago. Something happened I do not know what and that moon which was actually 4 times the size of the moon kind of had a bit of an oopsie and went KABOOOOM!!!!!! parts of it created the fucking asteroid belt that earth has and yet no one realizes or remembers after learning about it in elementary school, middle school, high school, collage or and other place you learn about it, one piece is in the orbit around the sun that earth is in and the really funny fact is we can not see it from earth and in fact we only found that rock in the early 1980s when we launched a satellite to study Uranus and it was slingshotting around Mars and the camera had a slight accident and tilted slightly and took a few pictures of a weird direction and caught 2 pictures of this object and then around 1991 to 1994 when sending more satellites to study moons of Jupiter, Neptune, and Saturn more tilts of the camera kept happening from the violent jerking of the gravity sling shot method throwing those satellites into deeper space and took more accidental pictures of this object and we have figured out its got a really fucked to hell rotation that looks like a M. C. Escher painting. Even though we know this object exists in our same orbit and would be literally the stupidest and easiest thing to ever study we however ignored it and keep ignoring it. There is a literal object in our same orbit around the sun and the only fucking data that has been gained from it was from accidents that could not be fixed. The tilting of the camera was fixed and data about that object has been vastly ignored and refused by NASA and all government space agencies to study. WHY IN THE HELL DOES THE MAINSTRAIN SCIENTISTS REFUSE TO STUDY SOMETHING SO SIMPLE TO STUDY AND RELITIVELY CHEAP AND WOULD GRANT DAM NEAR INFINITE POSSIBLITIES OF STUDY. ITS A FUCKING MOON SIZED OBJECT IN EARTHS ORBIT AND WE DONT EVEN NEED TO DEAL WITH ANY ANGLES OR ANYTHING AT ALL THAT ARE NOT ALREADY KNOWN FOR ITS IN THE SAME ORBIT AS EARTH JUST THROW THE OBJECT BACKWARDS AND LET THE SATELLITE MEET THE OBJECT STRAIGHT ON IN THE SAME LAP THAT EARTH IS GOING!
Your lack of knowledge about rocket science is showing. First off, launching a rocket backwards from the earth would require them to recalculate everything: mass of the rocket, fuel consumption, launch angle, and all sorts of other things, since the rocket is launching into (the equivalent of) a strong headwind, as opposed to the much easier "tailwind". It would be more expensive to launch a rocket in such a way, and certainly more time-consuming a mission than you seem to understand.
Umm, it’s far?
If we blow up the moon we would have an almost unlimited supply of cheese raining on us.
That is of course until life on Earth ends shortly after that.
I think it’ll be worth it 👍
Gotchu fam.
We should wrap the earth in a huge paper towel and clean up for whoever spilt all that water.
well here is a better idea, why not just launch something to push it away?
If we do that, the moon will be launched towards mars and have it set in its orbit.
That way, everything you explained about the earth getting better will happen with no consequences and we can also have a base on the moon and have an easier way to getting to mars by using a small - medium size force and have a safer landing.
it's a win win situation.
🥖
"All clangers are equal, but Huggbees has just found out about Project A119" - the Moon Baby from Moon and Me, 2022.