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Convenient store one: YES although it throws me off the first few times someone calls me by name but it makes me treat you better instead of like another customer. It also makes me take notice if I don’t see you as regularly as I should. So heartbreaking when we learn a customer has passed.
A hill I will die on. I was defrauded while I had a Bank of America account, and rather than close the account and give me the rest of my money during the investigation, which is what every other bank does, they closed down my entire account with all of my money in it. Over four months, they claimed that the withdrawals were not fraudulent and my fault. I finally demanded all paperwork and evidence they had used to come to this conclusion. In the meantime, I struggled to pay bills and rent. After my 4th appeal it was ruled in my favor and I immediately changed banks. Screw them
19:42 I have ✨trauma✨ and why I say “I don’t know” is because I’m scared you are going to yell at me. And then to see people constantly complaining about me being indecisive, it just worsens it. I want Bojangles or Red lobster btw.
50:51 I work at an elderly home and do every other weekend. There is a company that supplies us with their meals and the men who bring their parts of the food go every other weekend too. I switched my weekends once or twice, so I have seen them both. I actually learned their names and call them by their names as well when I see them. I see them once every two weeks, but I like to think they appreciate it that I actually take the effort to remember their names and ask them how they are.
The raven becomes less scary when you consider that said man missing his wife either thinks that the bird talks or it actually learned to say nevermore (ravens CAN learn to talk) and so he gets so pissed off at the damn bird that he gets a heart attack and dies....
34:33 The first page has a synopsis of the rest. I forgot what it was called but we were taught it in business school. Basically a TL/DR for business executives
Have to agree with not sharing things on social media when asked not to. I found out my mom died through facebook because my cousin posted it after being asked not to. Not a good way to find out.
this happened to my dad but he doesn't have facebook and my mom saw his dad had passed through facebook, and told him after his uncles said not too as well because my dad was an only child
28:55 is a sentence I'll stand by for the rest of my life. Honestly, so much info is packed into a little kid's brain in just one minute on the internet that it becomes harder and harder to digest it all properly. And not to mention all the things that kids can see without any proper guidance or even parents refusing to explain what their kids see and those same children, out of naive curiosity, looking it up or asking someone else themselves and either becoming more misinformed or even slightly disturbed by said info if it's given harshly. It's even gotten to a point where some children are straight up addicted to social media and it's curving their development badly.
Doctors: dont worry, you will be okay I've seen this all before (worst injury the hospital has ever seen) Dentists: you have the worst condition I've ever seen. I have no experience dealing with this. Good luck.
I've actually got a weird scar story... I was wiping down the inside of the hot food case at work... washcloth slipped and I sliced my middle finger between the second and third knuckle on some sauce that had dried between two of the containers. Woohoo...
3:20 Yes you can report someone missing as soon as they are missing however the police will not do anything or touch your report until the 24 hrs is up in case they come back even if it is unlike them to wonder sadly. My best friend Aonesty Selby just got murdered this past weekend because the police didn't look within the first 24 hrs. After we found her we learned she had only been dead for 12 meaning she would've been alive if they had looked. She left all the clues for etc but the police failed us, so always report someone missing no matter when you determine that and always try to help yourself because the system can let you down. It's not my first time in the system either i've learned that from experience sadly at the early ripe age of 12, and now 16.
What do I regret finding out? The bad side of the Pokémon fandom. My favourite Pokémon are Lopbunny, Vapoureon and Gardevoir. People think I'm horni. Not the fact that they were my MVPs in my Pokémon playthroughs 💀
31:19 surprisingly, concealer. (as a dude) I don't have terrible acne but I do have occasional breakouts and it's a lifesaver. I'm not much of a makeup guy but it's drastically improved my confidence.
10:49 had a "sexy" video call with a younger guy (me 28 , he 21) from some random app. It was cool but he was "IN LOVE" after that. Texted me every day , asked for more and was just absolutely obsessed and sure we'll become a couple. I stayed friendly, but made it absolutely clear that this wasn't going to happen. It took me two month to get rid of him. For around twenty minutes of fun🤦
The "If someone says 'I love you' but you're not ready to say it back, how do you respond?", the only example I have, comes from 9-1-1 season 3 episodes "Pinned" and "The Taking of Dispatch 9-1-1" because when Baddie and Chimney went on a date in this rotating restaurant, and while they were talking, Maddie saw anoth3r couple, in the rotating part, talk, and the guy pulled out a box, to which she told Chimney that she hates public proposals (peer pressure = forced to say 'yes'), and he was confused at first, but after turning to look at what Maddie was looking at and then watching the same couple, he turned back to Madide and said that's not ehat this date is for (took him 3 more seasons to propose, think he lost the ring, only for his and Maddie's toddler daughter to still have the ring, and Maddie finding it under a dollhouse blanket in the dollhouse, resulting in the ring ending up stuck on her finger, and she and their daughter proposed to him instead), anyways, after he had reassured her that he wasn't going to propose (in public anyway) and he wasn't going to break up, they, along with many others, watched as the couple from before, was arguing over a box that, once the woman had retrieved it from the floor, opened it only to get *_Pinned_* between the wall and table, like the name of the episode implies. Both Maddie and Chimney, having seen this as well, agrees they have to do something, and instinct basically kicks in for them both, as they're both in the Medical field, tho Maddie is a *_former_* nurse and Chimeny a *_current_* Paramedic, they both have medical experience, and they were even asked as much, to which they responded: C: "Paramedic", M: "Former nurse", and they went back to focusing on the task. They *_saved_* the woman's life by intervening when they did. Oh, and Chimney has already said the "I love you" to Maddie at the restaurant. Fast forward to the next day, they're on the phone, Chimney at home and Maddie having just arrived at work, Maddie, upon seeing the fake officer closest to her, threatening her boss with a gun, with said gun being hidden, but also aimed at her boss, and her colleague dropping his coffee mug, she says "I love you, Howie" and immediately hangs up. She used it as a *_code word_* because Chimney not only started wondering why she'd said it right at that moment, but he even called Maddie's brother, and his colleague, Buck
34:55 - Planes can be hella expensive tho. As someone who has a sister who travels a LOT internationally, it can be just about luck & having a job that allows you to travel at times when it's not as crowded.
In an altercation, sitting and listening let's them ALSO hear what they're saying. They'll either feel heard and understood or realize how stupid they sound. 🤣
1:13:44 Megadeth, The Beatles, Blue Oyster Cult, The Clash, Earth Wind and Fire, Foo Fighters, Gorillaz, Guns N’ Roses, Imagine Dragons, King Harvest (could be a fun, wholesome time or an absolute blood fest), MGK, Molly Hatchet, Noisestorm, Of Monsters and Men, Owl City, P!ATD, Pitbull, The Police, Tears For Fears, Valley of Wolves
1:08:46 i have chronic nose bleeds, my second grade teacher was.. not a good teacher, to say the least. mom is a biologist, I know more about the human body than my peers, and apparently the teacher as well. had a nosebleed, and I did my routine of going to the back of the class with a cold wet cloth and tissues next to the trash bin. first time that year, teacher screamed at me because I got blood on the tile floor (which I wiped up, mind you) and told me to hold my head back. i told her that I would be drinking my own blood if I did that, she said I wouldn't, I said that there was a chance I would choke on it, she didn't care. ALSO, fun fact, if you don't let the blood drain from your nose a bit, it will fill up your sinuses and you will cry blood. ask me how I know.
24:49 my mom went to high school with and lived in the same neighborhood as Sergei Brin. Apparently he was regarded as the “nerdy immigrant kid” but now my mom regrets never making friends with him
9:07 i’m not 70, but i can relate. my parents didn’t teach me, though, i went to lessons every…saturday, i believe? or sunday. anyway they called it the humpty dumpty method, and as far as i can remember, they didn’t actually really teach me how to swim. like, i guess you could push people into a pool *with their consent* after they already know how to swim, but i didn’t know anything at all.
1:00:28 my percussion director cut part of my kickass tambourine solo because it “overshadowed the snare-line” BRo there are SEVEN OF THEM! SNARE DRUMS! You should be telling thEM TO PLAY LOUDER! I AM ONE TAMBOURINE!
3:14 this use to be true but was changed in the late 80's to 2000's, people just never realised they changed it and the older people just think that that law is still in place so that's why it's still circulating
1:12:50 - "Oh no!! You feel better soon as well! Thanks, same to you. Give Ava some pets for me!" Context - I was supposed dog sit for a family while they went to Chicago, but both families got sick & so they canceled. Ava is the dog.
I really hate when my parents post pictures of me on Facebook, I have no say over it, I don't feal comfortable with this, and anytime I try to say anything against it she does the normal mom.
58:25 i fed stray cats in the alley of wear i worked , each day more and more would come. till they took over the place an highered me back for feeding them. lmao
1:04:05 - I fell out of contact with the friend I'd had for around 5 years because I thought she was saying that song to another one of my friends who had just gotten a bf, who I knew the other girl liked. I didn't know it was a song.
I think I said this last time when they come with this video, but when my now boyfriend told me that they love me, I told them "I love you too, I just don't know how yet (romantically or platonically)"
I got a scare on my forehead from hiring my head on a shed overhanging roof at my middle school. Had to go to the ER. They dug around and could not find it. Was then sent to the plastic surgeon and put under Anastasia and they dug around. After digging around not finding it they do an Altra sound and it's not there. Either it came out with the blood and no one noticed or it's somewhere in my head.
I guess i am lucky that i only have caries in almost all of my teeth and prolly have even more fillings tomorrow until we reach like the 20th one and the dentist and me is all like "Should we just pull and put in implants instead? I have the insurance for it and we can blame it on a diffierent complication ..." and then promptly get shot down by the dentist and my mom because what if i want to keep my current teeth?
The "wait 24h before you report someone missing" myth makes sense to an extend. The "missing" person could've just lost track of time and is on their way home as you're talking with 911, the cops or whatnot. If you're talking with the cops and the person you're in the process of reporting as missing, walks up behind the cops and asks "what's going on here?" potentially scaring the living *_shit_* out of the officers, whose first instinct is to plade their dominant hand on their weapon, because in their line of work, they could be shot and killed at any time of the day, even if they're off the clock or even retired because cop murderers are a thing irl, not just from police/crime/drama series, tho the information I'm relaying is from shows, lol. And the result is that you'd be wasting police time. However, if the person you're in th3 process of reporting missing to the police _don't_ show up in the time the cops are at your house, you're _not_ wasting police time
I heard about a rich guy in Finland who got an $11,000 speeding ticket. Well the equivalent in their currency of course. Like some of the commenters said $200 would be nothing to a millionaire like him. $11,000 might make him think twice.
46:28 When I was a little kid, maybe about 6 or 7, I was at my grandma's house with my 5 cousins. two of my cousins, let's call them Sara and James, were tossing a PLASTIC apple juice bottle back and forth. Somehow I ran between them, I think I was trying to retrieve a ball or something, and I ended up getting hit in the head with the plastic apple juice bottle. Next thing I know is that I'm laying on my grandma's couch, my forehead is bandaged, and my shirt is soaked in blood. Apparently, the corner of the apple juice bottle hit my forehead in such a way that it made me bleeding and unconscious. Nick, Sarah's brother, the one who I was playing with the ball with, had ran over to me and put pressure on my forehead and carried me in the house. I'm fifteen now and I still have a scar there to this day. It's literally an indent on my head
for some reason the fact that you dont have spaces between sentences hurts my brain. it makes me think its all one speaker and also feel concern because i think youre not breathing between sentences D':
3:53 i have to say In The Heights. I was all for the broadway show, and was super excited to see the movie, because us puertorricans dont really get much representation, and that musical is based in washington heights, where alot of puertoricans and dominicans stationed themselves decades ago. The movie was a total bust imo. I couldnt finish it after watching the first 20 minutes. I dont know what it was, it just felt so annoying to be watching them ONLY sing in a movie. Like, i get it, its a broadway musical, but if it’s a MOVIE im sure there should be more script than song, lol. if id wanted to watch a musical i’d watch the broadway show.
Listen I am way to curious just to not shut up what is a “mr hands” ? And give a warning in reply if *disturbing* Also edit; I’m the EXACT 1,000th like on this video : ) Second edit; NEVER MIND UHHHHH, others do not look that up it involve a horse and a man doing something just don’t.
Convenient store one: YES although it throws me off the first few times someone calls me by name but it makes me treat you better instead of like another customer. It also makes me take notice if I don’t see you as regularly as I should. So heartbreaking when we learn a customer has passed.
I regret finding out just how quickly the world is falling apart.
A hill I will die on. I was defrauded while I had a Bank of America account, and rather than close the account and give me the rest of my money during the investigation, which is what every other bank does, they closed down my entire account with all of my money in it. Over four months, they claimed that the withdrawals were not fraudulent and my fault. I finally demanded all paperwork and evidence they had used to come to this conclusion. In the meantime, I struggled to pay bills and rent. After my 4th appeal it was ruled in my favor and I immediately changed banks. Screw them
19:42
I have ✨trauma✨ and why I say “I don’t know” is because I’m scared you are going to yell at me. And then to see people constantly complaining about me being indecisive, it just worsens it. I want Bojangles or Red lobster btw.
50:51
I work at an elderly home and do every other weekend. There is a company that supplies us with their meals and the men who bring their parts of the food go every other weekend too. I switched my weekends once or twice, so I have seen them both. I actually learned their names and call them by their names as well when I see them. I see them once every two weeks, but I like to think they appreciate it that I actually take the effort to remember their names and ask them how they are.
The raven becomes less scary when you consider that said man missing his wife either thinks that the bird talks or it actually learned to say nevermore (ravens CAN learn to talk) and so he gets so pissed off at the damn bird that he gets a heart attack and dies....
34:33 The first page has a synopsis of the rest. I forgot what it was called but we were taught it in business school. Basically a TL/DR for business executives
Have to agree with not sharing things on social media when asked not to. I found out my mom died through facebook because my cousin posted it after being asked not to. Not a good way to find out.
this happened to my dad but he doesn't have facebook and my mom saw his dad had passed through facebook, and told him after his uncles said not too as well because my dad was an only child
28:55 is a sentence I'll stand by for the rest of my life. Honestly, so much info is packed into a little kid's brain in just one minute on the internet that it becomes harder and harder to digest it all properly. And not to mention all the things that kids can see without any proper guidance or even parents refusing to explain what their kids see and those same children, out of naive curiosity, looking it up or asking someone else themselves and either becoming more misinformed or even slightly disturbed by said info if it's given harshly. It's even gotten to a point where some children are straight up addicted to social media and it's curving their development badly.
Doctors: dont worry, you will be okay I've seen this all before (worst injury the hospital has ever seen)
Dentists: you have the worst condition I've ever seen. I have no experience dealing with this. Good luck.
22:30 - My last dentist talked about turtles & how she helped guard a turtle's eggs & watched them hatch & waddle off to a nearby pond.
57:15 - As a teacher... I still love Summer, lol. Get to catch up on all the sleep. Sleeping for like 10-12 hours is phenominal.
I've actually got a weird scar story... I was wiping down the inside of the hot food case at work... washcloth slipped and I sliced my middle finger between the second and third knuckle on some sauce that had dried between two of the containers. Woohoo...
Yeessss new video to listen to while doing schoolwork
12:58 god damnit I totally forgot about this from mark and his friends 😭 I love this quote sm
3:20 Yes you can report someone missing as soon as they are missing however the police will not do anything or touch your report until the 24 hrs is up in case they come back even if it is unlike them to wonder sadly. My best friend Aonesty Selby just got murdered this past weekend because the police didn't look within the first 24 hrs. After we found her we learned she had only been dead for 12 meaning she would've been alive if they had looked. She left all the clues for etc but the police failed us, so always report someone missing no matter when you determine that and always try to help yourself because the system can let you down. It's not my first time in the system either i've learned that from experience sadly at the early ripe age of 12, and now 16.
What do I regret finding out?
The bad side of the Pokémon fandom.
My favourite Pokémon are Lopbunny, Vapoureon and Gardevoir.
People think I'm horni. Not the fact that they were my MVPs in my Pokémon playthroughs 💀
There are no laws about Pokémon batman.
@@cappybara2111 NO
There can only be one Kit.
@@KitBits alright then. Lopbunny. He managed to carry me during the Volo fight
It's the same with Minecraft.. so much stuff ont he internet you can find with just a single search of "Minecraft".
53:29 I've seen that video! We had to review it for a class assignment on journalistic integrity, haha
10:09
My sentence would prob be like:
" Noone loves you, you're gonna be living alone and dieing alone "
If I were rich, I would start a charity to help trans men get top surgery, and double every donation with my own
Are you kidding me, Emkay!! As I sit with my big ass bowl of cereal!
A smaller tank can actually kill your fish due to a number of things, please take care of your fish! They can get depressed!
10:05 probably something like "I never liked you" from my best friend. if I lost them i don't know what i'd do lmao
Just bookmarking 45:27, I send fun facts randomly to people and this is a good list
31:19 surprisingly, concealer. (as a dude) I don't have terrible acne but I do have occasional breakouts and it's a lifesaver. I'm not much of a makeup guy but it's drastically improved my confidence.
That I’m mortal I reckon it’s held me back from actually being able to fly seeing as I’m too scared to practice
10:49 had a "sexy" video call with a younger guy (me 28 , he 21) from some random app. It was cool but he was "IN LOVE" after that. Texted me every day , asked for more and was just absolutely obsessed and sure we'll become a couple. I stayed friendly, but made it absolutely clear that this wasn't going to happen. It took me two month to get rid of him. For around twenty minutes of fun🤦
19:55 go with the 5-3-1. You say 5 options, they pick 3, you pick the final one. Or vice versa.
The "If someone says 'I love you' but you're not ready to say it back, how do you respond?", the only example I have, comes from 9-1-1 season 3 episodes "Pinned" and "The Taking of Dispatch 9-1-1" because when Baddie and Chimney went on a date in this rotating restaurant, and while they were talking, Maddie saw anoth3r couple, in the rotating part, talk, and the guy pulled out a box, to which she told Chimney that she hates public proposals (peer pressure = forced to say 'yes'), and he was confused at first, but after turning to look at what Maddie was looking at and then watching the same couple, he turned back to Madide and said that's not ehat this date is for (took him 3 more seasons to propose, think he lost the ring, only for his and Maddie's toddler daughter to still have the ring, and Maddie finding it under a dollhouse blanket in the dollhouse, resulting in the ring ending up stuck on her finger, and she and their daughter proposed to him instead), anyways, after he had reassured her that he wasn't going to propose (in public anyway) and he wasn't going to break up, they, along with many others, watched as the couple from before, was arguing over a box that, once the woman had retrieved it from the floor, opened it only to get *_Pinned_* between the wall and table, like the name of the episode implies. Both Maddie and Chimney, having seen this as well, agrees they have to do something, and instinct basically kicks in for them both, as they're both in the Medical field, tho Maddie is a *_former_* nurse and Chimeny a *_current_* Paramedic, they both have medical experience, and they were even asked as much, to which they responded: C: "Paramedic", M: "Former nurse", and they went back to focusing on the task. They *_saved_* the woman's life by intervening when they did. Oh, and Chimney has already said the "I love you" to Maddie at the restaurant.
Fast forward to the next day, they're on the phone, Chimney at home and Maddie having just arrived at work, Maddie, upon seeing the fake officer closest to her, threatening her boss with a gun, with said gun being hidden, but also aimed at her boss, and her colleague dropping his coffee mug, she says "I love you, Howie" and immediately hangs up. She used it as a *_code word_* because Chimney not only started wondering why she'd said it right at that moment, but he even called Maddie's brother, and his colleague, Buck
34:55 - Planes can be hella expensive tho. As someone who has a sister who travels a LOT internationally, it can be just about luck & having a job that allows you to travel at times when it's not as crowded.
I regret finding out:
that:
my mother wished I was never born ;n;
In an altercation, sitting and listening let's them ALSO hear what they're saying. They'll either feel heard and understood or realize how stupid they sound. 🤣
1:13:44 Megadeth, The Beatles, Blue Oyster Cult, The Clash, Earth Wind and Fire, Foo Fighters, Gorillaz, Guns N’ Roses, Imagine Dragons, King Harvest (could be a fun, wholesome time or an absolute blood fest), MGK, Molly Hatchet, Noisestorm, Of Monsters and Men, Owl City, P!ATD, Pitbull, The Police, Tears For Fears, Valley of Wolves
I regret finding out where my drinking water comes from. like i knew it was reused but from the toilets..? 😟
1:08:46 i have chronic nose bleeds, my second grade teacher was.. not a good teacher, to say the least. mom is a biologist, I know more about the human body than my peers, and apparently the teacher as well. had a nosebleed, and I did my routine of going to the back of the class with a cold wet cloth and tissues next to the trash bin. first time that year, teacher screamed at me because I got blood on the tile floor (which I wiped up, mind you) and told me to hold my head back. i told her that I would be drinking my own blood if I did that, she said I wouldn't, I said that there was a chance I would choke on it, she didn't care. ALSO, fun fact, if you don't let the blood drain from your nose a bit, it will fill up your sinuses and you will cry blood. ask me how I know.
I am disturbingly interested in Brandybutt's "male monolith"
Hi everyone!! How are we doing everybody?
commenting first
Ello! Thanks for askin'! I'm doing rather well, frankly. How bout' you, eh?
*insert literally any noise you want here* indeed i am splendid, art thou?
@@PilotTurtle(steriotypical rich Englishman noises from generic video game)
Those the noises you want?
@@realcanadian96 why tf are you doing a british accent?? stop it, get some help
24:49 my mom went to high school with and lived in the same neighborhood as Sergei Brin. Apparently he was regarded as the “nerdy immigrant kid” but now my mom regrets never making friends with him
9:07 i’m not 70, but i can relate. my parents didn’t teach me, though, i went to lessons every…saturday, i believe? or sunday. anyway they called it the humpty dumpty method, and as far as i can remember, they didn’t actually really teach me how to swim. like, i guess you could push people into a pool *with their consent* after they already know how to swim, but i didn’t know anything at all.
1:00:28 my percussion director cut part of my kickass tambourine solo because it “overshadowed the snare-line” BRo there are SEVEN OF THEM! SNARE DRUMS! You should be telling thEM TO PLAY LOUDER! I AM ONE TAMBOURINE!
3:14 this use to be true but was changed in the late 80's to 2000's, people just never realised they changed it and the older people just think that that law is still in place so that's why it's still circulating
1:12:50 - "Oh no!! You feel better soon as well! Thanks, same to you. Give Ava some pets for me!"
Context - I was supposed dog sit for a family while they went to Chicago, but both families got sick & so they canceled. Ava is the dog.
1:08:00 - A buffett. So I can just keep eating. & never die. I'm not done, I'm just resting for a bit so I can go back & eat more.
I really hate when my parents post pictures of me on Facebook, I have no say over it, I don't feal comfortable with this, and anytime I try to say anything against it she does the normal mom.
58:25 i fed stray cats in the alley of wear i worked , each day more and more would come. till they took over the place an highered me back for feeding them. lmao
Butcher and mortician are a great combination of jobs, trust me
18:33
My bf said it first and only recently have I been able to. I never really knew what to say or I’d get nervous so I opted for a hug.
I stopped watching "Jaws" in the middle of it. I'm not into horror movies, and this one didn't even scare me. I just didn't care to see the rest.
3:54 Wonder Woman 1984. 10000 clones of the Hunger Games, no thanks
4:01 Chigli is how Weird Al Yankovic says it in Virus alert
27:22 footy is Australian slang for Rugby, and I’m not telling you where I learnt that
41:05 - Wrap dental floss around your finger & slide it off while your finger is compressed.
1:04:05 - I fell out of contact with the friend I'd had for around 5 years because I thought she was saying that song to another one of my friends who had just gotten a bf, who I knew the other girl liked. I didn't know it was a song.
I have a 2 inch scar on my foot from steping on a plastic hanger and braking it
I think I said this last time when they come with this video, but when my now boyfriend told me that they love me, I told them "I love you too, I just don't know how yet (romantically or platonically)"
1:15:30 - I'm sure there's a horror house somewhere that would buy it.
59:26 You get that it would be a horrible, skin covered tail. More akin to a rat's lol.
12:57 ooh markiplier reference
52:35 - So the money is in the avocado stand...
1:07:45 bro literally ordered almost verbatim what jhon whane gacey ordered for his last meal
I got a scare on my forehead from hiring my head on a shed overhanging roof at my middle school. Had to go to the ER. They dug around and could not find it. Was then sent to the plastic surgeon and put under Anastasia and they dug around. After digging around not finding it they do an Altra sound and it's not there. Either it came out with the blood and no one noticed or it's somewhere in my head.
I had a stroke trying to read that.
ngl after reading that i think there may have been some permanent damage bro
1:13:20 eat every snack I can if I’m die, I’m dying happy
I guess i am lucky that i only have caries in almost all of my teeth and prolly have even more fillings tomorrow until we reach like the 20th one and the dentist and me is all like "Should we just pull and put in implants instead? I have the insurance for it and we can blame it on a diffierent complication ..." and then promptly get shot down by the dentist and my mom because what if i want to keep my current teeth?
18:40 oof... Why do I feel like that was me...
whoa never seen an emkay video do bad
i would say my least favortie would be were freinds still okay
its what my bff for 3/4 years would tell me after telling her other freinds we weren't
4:42 YES! Shazooney speaking facts. That movie was so painful to watch! They were trying way too hard for the movie to be funny.
54:16 Yes, this is how i got dx with gad and insominia, and later with audhd.
For the billi song was written ironically based on how she is seen by people according to her. But yeah, weird song.
1:32 it’s just Sweeney Todd
The "wait 24h before you report someone missing" myth makes sense to an extend. The "missing" person could've just lost track of time and is on their way home as you're talking with 911, the cops or whatnot. If you're talking with the cops and the person you're in the process of reporting as missing, walks up behind the cops and asks "what's going on here?" potentially scaring the living *_shit_* out of the officers, whose first instinct is to plade their dominant hand on their weapon, because in their line of work, they could be shot and killed at any time of the day, even if they're off the clock or even retired because cop murderers are a thing irl, not just from police/crime/drama series, tho the information I'm relaying is from shows, lol. And the result is that you'd be wasting police time. However, if the person you're in th3 process of reporting missing to the police _don't_ show up in the time the cops are at your house, you're _not_ wasting police time
59:52 - That exists. It's called ADHD.
1:13:30 - Hug my pets & eat everything in the fridge with them.
6:21
Giga chad
if the punishment for a crime is a fine, that law is only for the lower class.
Footy: Football
I heard about a rich guy in Finland who got an $11,000 speeding ticket. Well the equivalent in their currency of course. Like some of the commenters said $200 would be nothing to a millionaire like him. $11,000 might make him think twice.
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When I was a little kid, maybe about 6 or 7, I was at my grandma's house with my 5 cousins. two of my cousins, let's call them Sara and James, were tossing a PLASTIC apple juice bottle back and forth. Somehow I ran between them, I think I was trying to retrieve a ball or something, and I ended up getting hit in the head with the plastic apple juice bottle. Next thing I know is that I'm laying on my grandma's couch, my forehead is bandaged, and my shirt is soaked in blood. Apparently, the corner of the apple juice bottle hit my forehead in such a way that it made me bleeding and unconscious. Nick, Sarah's brother, the one who I was playing with the ball with, had ran over to me and put pressure on my forehead and carried me in the house. I'm fifteen now and I still have a scar there to this day. It's literally an indent on my head
What are they talking about Madea is awesome fav movies fr
Footy is short for football, but as in the real football not the American knock off of rugby
49:35 I'm german and I have no fucking clue what that means. Could some fellow germans enlighten me?
Arschgeweih 😁
this new chanle?
At 9:00 Oh my god that's awful
also, the book was "do androids dream of electric/dick" combine it all and THAT'S the label you get...
That my mom died today.
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I found out that my mom's name is not mom
Watermelon
My dad actually new nirvana he beat him up after he sead head be nothing my dad sent him to the grays harbor hospital
1/:02:27 YES please stop that.
for some reason the fact that you dont have spaces between sentences hurts my brain. it makes me think its all one speaker and also feel concern because i think youre not breathing between sentences D':
3:53 i have to say In The Heights. I was all for the broadway show, and was super excited to see the movie, because us puertorricans dont really get much representation, and that musical is based in washington heights, where alot of puertoricans and dominicans stationed themselves decades ago. The movie was a total bust imo. I couldnt finish it after watching the first 20 minutes. I dont know what it was, it just felt so annoying to be watching them ONLY sing in a movie. Like, i get it, its a broadway musical, but if it’s a MOVIE im sure there should be more script than song, lol. if id wanted to watch a musical i’d watch the broadway show.
I am speed!
Kachiga! Kachiga!
Listen I am way to curious just to not shut up what is a “mr hands” ? And give a warning in reply if *disturbing*
Also edit; I’m the EXACT 1,000th like on this video : )
Second edit; NEVER MIND UHHHHH, others do not look that up it involve a horse and a man doing something just don’t.
Dude the title of the video is barely in the video
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I know it's not gross but does anyone else cringe at the word "BackSplash"???