What have you managed to avoid your whole life? | 1 hour of AskReddit
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- What have you managed to avoid your whole life? | 1 hour of AskReddit
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Are we just all gone ignore how AMAZING HIS SINGING VOICE WAS AT 11:30?!
I WAS PINNED? The most randomest comment and I get pinned :,)
Big ups to you
Let's not overlook 58:00
yes.
I love Mason but you need to raise your standards.
I've managed to avoid getting shot 🤷♂️😆
W I guess
What about vaccine
@@ngprenteethey said getting shot, not getting shots
I’ve almost been stabbed four times and when I was four I was stabbed successfully I am very stabbable
I’ve managed to avoid getting a boyfriend :D
I deeply admire the people who go way up high to fix wind turbines, wash windows of skyscrapers, or construct skyscrapers. I can't even stand going up ten feet on a ladder without freaking out, there's no way those jobs would exist if everyone was as afraid of heights as I am.
Avoided my entire life: brussels sprouts. Was maybe in my late thirties when it hit me one day I'd never actually eaten one. Turned 64 two weeks ago, still have never put one in my mouth, and have decided to make this my lifetime project.
Have you had brussel sprouts yet?
They aren't that good. Unless they are made by a world renowned chef 😂
same
My sister turns 50 this year, and will do anything to avoid having to eat Brussel sprouts . It has gotten to the point I think she would jump off a cliff to avoid some one trying to feed her Brussel sprouts. She still calls me a deranged freak for actually enjoying the taste and putting them in salads.
The guy with the flowers reminds me of a awkward / dark/ funny story my husband once told me . Not long after we had started dating, a work colleague saw my husband with a bunch of flowers walking out of work and said 'oh that's sweet are they for your girlfriend? '( slightly mocking him as they didn't think we would last) he looked them in the eye and replied ' No they are for my dead mothers grave '( his mum had passed away when he was only 18 years old) smiled and walked off towards the grave yard. We still have a little chuckle about it 20 years later.
Avoided my whole life: miraculously, being cheated on by a romantic partner. Which sadly enough does feel like a strange achievement, considering how rampant the issue apparently is. I've had good breakups, bad breakups, definitely have a crazy as all hell ex, but not a single cheater.
My sister and I shared food with our aunt who, unbeknownst to us at the time, had COVID. Neither of us caught it.
I gift you the highest honor I can bestow..
I watch your videos when I eat.
a genuinely kind and caring person :(
1:04:35 - Have you tried them prepared differently? My parents used to eat raw mushrooms, & I hated them. But then I found out you can cook them with butter & they taste really good. (Also, your taste buds change like every 7 years. So it's worth giving it a try every once in a while, to see if you'll like it now.)
That’s odd! I liked them raw as a child! I kind of thought they tasted like steak. I liked most vegetables raw as a kid though.
@@someoneontheinternet072 I did like most veggies raw as a kid. Raw mushrooms have texture that I just can't get past.
My advice to 17yo: assume you're wrong. Let me explain.
I'm in my thirties, with a slightly better than layman understanding of science. I can see the amount of things I know I don't know, and it's insurmountable. I could only.make any headway if I seriously studied one or two subjects. And I can only imagine how many things I don't know I don't know.
There will always be things you don't know, that others might. And things you have been taught or think true that are the complete opposite. So stay humble, ask for sources and citations of dubious and extraordinary claims, and give tentative trust to expert consensus.
And perhaps most importantly: it's ok to say "I don't know." If you're given a question you don't know the answer to, it's always better to admit ignorance, research it, and come back later than to make something up on the spot. There's no shame in not knowing, only in refusing to learn.
26:37 the easiest way to do this is find a used (but still in good condition) beginner saxophone and then buy like a few good mouth pieces
still expensive but it's cheaper than getting a professional sax
30:49
I absolutely love when Mason laughs so much he becomes shaggy
My most life changing moment was getting diagnosed as diabetic as a baby, my life would've been so much different if my pancreas still produced insulin
Since I may never find the actual question
My favorite Ramen hookup:
-Umami seasoning
-Celery flakes
-Dried parsley
-Dried onions
-Shredded carrots
-Kale or bok choy
-green onions
-meat of your choice
-red pepper flakes
1:00:45 - And parties where it's just the kids, & not the parents. I used to babysit a currently 14 & 13 year old & I drove them to a few parties. When I told the mom of the errands I had to run in the area, she gave me a weird look & said she stays at the parties. So I had to awkwardly sit with moms 2-3x my age while the kids ran around. Like why do I need to be there???
48:28
"Close doesn't shoot the hare" is only half the saying. The other half is "But if you're close enough you can kick the bastard"
Swe: "Nära skjuter ingen hare, men är man nära nog kan man sparka jäveln"
Breaking a bone
2:05 - Agreed. I don't like sprinkles especially since they're usually on something soft, which means there are conflicting textures.
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@@AskEmkay also
If you can keep up with this
I have a good suggestion
I suggest you add sections with time stamps to the videos so we can skip to questions we won't or skip the question we don't
Just an idea you know
45:10 - It takes some knowledge & time, but you can go traveling for quite cheap. There are lot of cheap flights & hostels.
30:11 ok, the McDonald’s near my house always works, & I’ve never had an issue with it being broken...
1:29:55 - And reports of it went down, as well. The teachers & staff couldn't see the kids, so they couldn't report it. I've heard such sad stories about teachers & therapists being so worried for their kids they knew didn't have the best home life.
& likewise, domestic abuse. Nowhere to go with lockdown.
My late husband and I both got laid-off. I'm so happy that we did😢 We always spent lots of quality time together, but that was an unexpected and unknown bonus at that time ❤
27:20 - Seriously, it's amazing. There's something about the can that just makes water taste better.
1:31:20 - A lot of schools that said "we can't do online" for disabled people suddenly were able to go online.
16:54
Child I was: Yay, I'm gonna be rich!
Me now: No, no you're not.
9:46 sriracha on a burger. No bun or anything. Just chop the burger into pieces, add a few drops to each piece. Just tried it at my friends house tonight and it was great.
8:32 - I hate when people say that. Not being able to take care of plants doesn't equal not being able to take care of kids.
18:10 - That when get out of the trunk of the car backwards, the car will somehow be transported hundreds of feet into the air & I will fall & die.
1:18:09 this question reminded me of a book, sythe, i normally hate books but this is one of the three that made it soooo good
3:29 I’m Canadian, I’ll stay Canadian. We’ve got Timmy’s and St-Huberts, the winters are cold but the summers are hot.
4:45 moving to Canada.
3:47 alot of extended family tree leads back to Ireland, and Scotland. So I'd probably cboose on of those. I'd like to see what life is like there.
Old Dutch ketchup chips are great!
Not Discontinued Menu Items but Items No Longer Available Period: Hershey used to a chocolate powder milk drink mix. It was a staple of my childhood. Also thought about getting a Lean Cuisine Chicken Panini. I used to get them in my 20s. Looked them up, no where to be found.
I've been craving a midnight truffle blizzard for literally most of my life
54:30 sorry, do people not know what brioche is? Sorry, *WHAT?!?*
45:30 - I took it another way, as in do what makes you happy because in the grand scheme of things, you don't matter.
mines homestuck idk what it is but im not touching it with a 10 ft pole
webcomic where armless people go on a wacky adventure idk i lost interest when it went to another protagonist
i live in hawaii and our apple pies are still fried lol
I'm not a superstitious person but saying "x has never happned to me" it like inviting fate to make it happen.
A few weeks ago i was sitting eating breakfast before work, and i thought "i haven't gotten sick in a while" about midday i had come down with a cold. 👍
the way i was taught how to put egg in instant ramen was to put the ramen in the container and then put the egg in, then just continue as normal with the making, putting the water and sauce thing in, stirring the ramen up, and leaving it to steam for a while.
I've avoided googling or being exposed to all the Super scarring stuff from back in the day. AKA 2G1C, blue waffle, etc.
9:48 chikn nuggit where are you
1:12:40 - Not being there now doesn't mean you won't eventually get there. I've had a stable job for 2 years, I'm looking at buying my own place. You'll get there, don't worry.
1:39:00 - When i was in middle school, I found this parka/skirt thing that had these anime women with absolutely giant boobs. But it was styled in a way that you didn't realize it if you didn't look too closely. As a ginger, I got sunburt easily & often, so I wore it everywhere. Nobody ever said anything.
The worst dog name I know vs the abolute best - Lulu, rude because mymum calls me this and then got a dog. Bilbo Barkins, astounding and perfect for a tiny hobbits
Can't believe no one said Office Space for most quotable movies. I've seen a room full of people carry on a whole conversation with just quotes from Office Space.
34:16 I can actually help you here so you put in the Ramen first if it’s in a bowl if it’s in one of those cups put in the egg, remember to put the seasoning before the egg and remove like the rest of it then you crack the egg make sure there are no shells poured boiling water on the egg delicious
Proper control of your cash flow and increasing your income are more important than a credit score. Go get a good credit score if you want, but it's not a substitute for proper fiscal discipline.
1:23:30 - I need that skill. I'm terrible at that! And then I can never find the matching lid ;-;
I'm from PA, UTZ is goatteeddddd. Glad to see some PA representation lol. We have the best chips and chocolate.
Omg my 3rd grade teacher let us watch the polar express and then pulled us up to the frontvone at a time to give is jingle bells as a "hey you still believe in santa" thing and i told her (in front of the class) that i didnt like santa because he made me and mybsister eat reindeer poop (my mom did a reindeer on the rooftop thing and the "reindeer poop" was those chocolate turtle thingies)
32:38 No, this is real. It's not a brand thing.
Preface: I can't drink anything with carbonation, so I was already biased against root beer.
So last summer, my neighbor who's from Eastern Europe told me (paraphrased) "I never really understood the appeal of root beer. It tastes too much like..."
Me: "Toothpaste?"
Her: "Exactly!"
Me: "You're the only one who agrees with me!"
And then iirc she explained it was a comment sentiment over in that neck of the woods.
Years ago, I got a toothpaste that was supposed to be mint, and went "why tf does this taste like root beer?" and my parents said "what are you talking about?" Then eventually I realized the most popular mint Lifesaver tastes the same. Which sucks because I usually love mint. Peppermint and spearmint are great, but wintergreen only tastes decent as far as medicine goes.
I don't get the PBJ or biscuits though. Well, the gravy kind of, because I'm almost vegetarian, but having a biscuit for the first time in New Orleans was a life changing experience.
50:55 4'33 by john cage, ez 1 mil
51:57 this guy gets it!
Sriracha on any potato dish
Most satisfying smell is cardamom tea
I love OverlySarcasticProductions, especially The Journey to the West series.
I love Red's trope talks.
for two years in a row for halloween I've dressed as crowley from good omens or more specifically nanny ashtoreth because I like the outfit I made for her. But this year now that my costume is finished I am going as a female presenting aziraphale.
For anyone interested in literature, story tropes, ancient history, and/or myths, I highly recommend Overly Sarcastic Productions.
Here are some things ive avoided:
Breaking a bone.
Fifty Shades of Grey.
Jail.
1:14:30 - All good therapists have their own therapist.
I've avoided 2 girls 1 cup. I also avoided seeing blue waffle on google images before they changed it to show waffles the color blue
Here’s a frase: best of de slecht or, best of the worst, for when you do badly, but on the high end of bad, like getting 5th in a 10 person race
Our dog is also named JoJo
33:38 - Add some shredded mozz on there & it's good.
I actually love Apollo 13
13:13 Overly Sarcastic Productions and Let's Game it Out are fantastic channels worth checking out
I've never been stung by a bee
I have never understood the appeal of dogs. They're loud, disgusting, they drool, they're too energetic... in short, they are a sensory nightmare for me. I will never have one because I can't stand them.
31:12 💀 my nana's dog is named Peaches
Ive managed to avoid twitter my whole life.
58:46 Fun fact: they kept this subplot in the musical! 🤗
Source: I was Shenzi, leader of the hyenas.
26:10 - A place of my own. I love living with my parents, but I want to get out.
all these people saying they hate the cold, what will they do when its too hot and theres nothing left to take off? when its cold, you can just add more blankets and you become a comfier cocoon
30:29 Oh boy do I have a good answer for this one.
The mother of my friend's service dog: "Little Miss Priss."
Like, isn't "Priss" supposed to be an INSULT?
"Prissy" is pretty bad, but at least it could be short for Priscilla.
"Priss" isn't short for anything, and adding "Little Miss" makes it sound like you don't even like the dog!
My friend also had to change her dog's name from "Precious" to "Marshmellow" (sic), which managed to be a massive improvement despite being cliché and mispelled. And I can't say the name doesn't suit her. She definitely looks like a marshmallow. About the size of one, too.
15:09 me fr
I managed to avoid…… getting struck by lightning! I almost got struck yesterday lol
Ive managed to avoid changing a diaper and I've made it my goal to never once change a diaper
(im 16 rn with 4 little kids at my house and i plan to adopt teens / older kids when I'm older so i doubt ima every have to change a diaper)
(Baby doll diapers don't count)
2:21 My aunt, but it has to do with grandma's ring and rumoured sell (it was fake, she got it tested in 1991)
10:26 The spider kill from the third Coffin Joe movie. Dragged out sooooooooo long it felt like i could have killed her halfway through his speech.
Getting stung by a bee.
1:32:50 - it's very difficult to make overlined lips look good. Some people are really good. But most people? not so good. (And by most people, I mean me. I'm not good at it.)
I have avoided dying
I didn't lose my virginity because...I'm just a Lonely Wendigo...trying to sell paintings because I got bills to pay too ya know?
1:12:24 - That's really all I read, tbh. I feel no remorse. There are some great authors out there who go above & beyond for their readers, so much more so than book authors.
I am Native American but I would love to be Italian for a day.
Maybe Icelandic as well.
IDK TT
13:01 this is the right answer
4:44 Are they talking about the Doctor's without borders hospital in Afghanistan that was hit during an airstrike in 2015?
Because as far as I know, there's really no proof it was intended.
1:01:20 - My parents are coworkers. They also own the company tho
Metatron on Supernatural
8:01 Cotten eye joe refers to a coal miner that just came up from the mines. Their clothes are so dirty with coal that it makes their eyes look as white as cotten. So cotten eye joe came from the coal mines, and he went home to take a shower.
I think I'm intelligent, in an AuDHD way...aka: with memory so bad that I could never appropriately use/access any above avg intelligence I might have. I also know that IQ tests aren't meant to measure intelligence in neurodivergent, so even if my memory was better, im not sure there is any way to accurately measure my intelligence. When I had my AuDHD assessment/diagnosis done in 2020/my mid 30's, my memory was literally so bad that they couldn't measure IQ at all.
I got hit the the balls so hard they litrally turned black and blue, caused temporary impotence. By hit i really mean i slipped and landed o them but the same difference. Also had a Micro scooter rammed into them as a child. Honestly im surprised it still works and i was able to become a father 😂
When you catch a Zoolander reference
Unsolicited Inappropriate pictures from guys, my friends get them all the time but I somehow never do 💀
I didn't even know you had social media, I thought you just planted flowers and hung out with Sunny, Mari, Kel, Hero, and Aubrey
I’ve managed to avoid dying
52:50 - People: I want to be famous for being myself!
Kardashians: *exist*
People; Not like that
16:19 galapenoes
Galapeeneeoes
50:57 The original Pokémon Theme.
I'll even get the original mistakes correct, like "with courage I enface!"
Listen to it. He actually says that.
No, I don't think you can write, print, or stamp something with courage.
Edit: 52:00 Sh!t, this f*cker's got a point. I'd also have to arrange with the deal-maker ahead of time who I was going to imitate when the Pokémon Theme has two guys singing at once. Maybe I better go with 4'33 after all.
52:32 MY [WO]MAN!
Oh, and I forgot to specify. Yes, Brandon, I would sing the full 3 minute theme song.