Dan because of you I have now adopted "floppy ding dong" into my vocabulary, as well as "ringy ding" and other slightly inappropriate yet immature phrases. thank you for being the role model i so desperately needed *cough*
*attempts high five, fails, attempts high five again, fails, attempts again, hurts both out hands* Metaphor for my life; nothing works but when it finally does, it turns out horribly
That moment when you just give up commenting on live streams bc you never go noticed and you just end up watching the live quietly in your room smiling the whole time
I chime in with a "haven't you people ever heard of, shutting your goddamn mouth." No, it's much better to watch these kinds of things, without headphones on
i watched this entire thing and only when it ended did i realise my data had been on the whole time. it got renewed last night. i used it all. i used it all guys. end me.
Thanks for featuring my comment. My reaction included me almost fainting, standing up, sitting back down because I almost fell over, and then finally watching the video. You've made me the happiest I've been in a long time.
Dan and Phil are complete opposites in this video, Phil wearing HAPPY stars, red and blue very patriotic and Dan wearing STRIPES flipping black and white STRIPES, they really need to switch outfits for a day
me: *procrastinates doing homework by watching dan & phil* *fails all my classes* *doesn't graduate school* *never gets a job or does anything productive w/ my life* *lives a lonely life* me, about to die, shedding a single tear: it was worth it though
PHIL LESTER, YOU'RE A GENIUS! I was thinking of their Thursday and Tuesday ones when I wrote this lol. Also I had a busy day that day and forgot it was Saturday so.... Oops.
While watching this I was procrastinating from doing my homework and I kept going to pause it and leave but then they kept saying interesting stuff so...if I fail we all know why :)
daniel is beauty, daniel is grace, daniel won almost every single race (also guys I think you should do a mario cart stream challenge as your pastel personas so you can't scream/rage or anything)
I remember the first MarioKart on the original Wii. I played that game so hard I still recognize the MarioKart 8 version of Wario's Gold Mine as the exact same thing as the original one.
Just wanted to let you know that I would wholeheartedly watch a 3 hour stream that is reposted on the channel, it's nice background noises while I'm studying for my Uni classes :) (hello from Canada!)
When I was a young boy my father logged me into UA-cam to watch Dan and Phil Games
Sky Metscher I'M NOT OKAY
Is it a coincidence that I was singing that song right when I saw this comment
CONGRATS YOU HAVE BEEN PINNED
YOU GOT PINNED
Uh u forgot the g note… *suffers*
*throws green shell at everyone in the comments*
how _dare_ you -.-
Don't, green, shell, me.........I'm not Mario.
--DAMNIT OW OW OW OW
Wow I'm offended but flattered that Dan and Phil threw a shell at me lol
Ahhh my face
Out of all the colorful insults dan and phil have exposed me to, "phil you spork" is definitely my favorite
My friends and I have always called people sporks because they are the most useless of all the eating utensils
same
Same here
@Jessie Jenkins EVACUATE! ITS AN OPTIMIST!! (hehe)
I've taken to calling my best friend a spork when she says/does something a bit dumb and she secretly loves it
Phil: "tick tock clock rhymes with?"
Dan: *looks legitimately concerned*
"I'll protect your butt"-actual phil lester ,2017
I'm so EMOtional this needs more recognition
indeed
That hits different
they protecc
they attacc
but most importantly,
they win the tracc
that is a facc (t)
"Phil you spork"
~Dan Howell 2017
"get bananad hard" NO PHIL NO
**YES PHIL YES*
dan no
This is one of those "oh honey, no"
Slay Daddy
NANA
Dan because of you I have now adopted "floppy ding dong" into my vocabulary, as well as "ringy ding" and other slightly inappropriate yet immature phrases. thank you for being the role model i so desperately needed *cough*
Same. My favourite is calling people I love sporks when they do something stupid.
@@kara8146 I've noticed myself just casually saying christ on a bicycle lately lol
same here, I say "floppy ding dong" literally all the time! I also call people sporks a lot lmao
i now say hecky dizzle because of dan
i 've adopted so many things he's said and they've stuck w me well into my young adulthood now
*left* Left *LEFT* left LEFTT *lEfT* Left *Leftt* *LEFT* *LEFT* LEFT Ooh *oh* BReAk yOu *MOThA* - Daniel James Howell everybody
Phanisreal Your profile picture fits this perfectly
Wat
Phanisreal I
He's so... *articulate*
Lol dans middle name is matching with my dad's, and both of my brothers middle names, wow love it
My aesthetic: Phil looking at the wrong camera at the beginning of the live streams.
"Phil, the Golden Rule!"
"your mum`s a golden rule!"
"protect your butt!"
"I`ll protect your butt!"
can you even handle the bants this hard??
"Come join us, jOIN US" The Phandom is officially a cult
*joins the stream*
dan: useless, you’re useless, you’re completely useless
me: ah yes the supportive encouraging words i subscribed for
Haha
He protec
He attac
But most importantly
He doesn’t want the rainbow trac
you slayed it
Best thing ive read
You should play Mario cart but have Phil hold the blue controller and Dan hold the Red controller and try to work together
Jaclyn Duellman yess omg
Yes!!
Just yes.
Jaclyn Duellman this is needed
Yes
YESS
Dans hair is fabulously fluffy in this
Briana Wolf its stunning honestly
I will name my child Phil in honour of your 3 second 1st place.
is that your birthday cause sammeee except i was born in 2002 ayyy
xIman_Mx Yea it is ayyeee
Freaking savage
congraaaaaats
14.10.03 HAHAHA
"violent, unforgiving audience" we love our branding
Phil 2017: “How do you accidentally snort a chili pepper?”
Phil 2021: “I accidentally ate super glue.”
LMAO
"For god's sake Lester"
"I know how to play Daniel"
Keep it coming
phanlly ikr 👌🏻👌🏻
"Im gonna bite someone's butt"
Phil Lester, 2017
Tamara Hutchinson *kink detected*
*wInK wOnK*
Tamara Hutchinson we all know who the someone is 😏
I may or may not have been the person to disconnect phil because my wifi sucks
*attempts high five, fails, attempts high five again, fails, attempts again, hurts both out hands*
Metaphor for my life; nothing works but when it finally does, it turns out horribly
I hate to imagine how pissed all of the other players from that race must be
Okay but I’m still here waiting for free secks . The soup isn’t coming guys
He he he he....if I see you one more time, I will loose my mind.
Your everywhere
Jessica I’m expecting someone to make the soup fic now oh god
Also I see you everywhere lmao
same
"get bananaed hard"
"meaty baguettes"
"tick tock clock"
"Phil's monster coke" *dan does the look*
Don't forget what Phil said at the end. Tic toc clock rhymes with???. *Dan quivering, looking awkward and doesn't know what to say*
Raven Victoria lmao I'm ScreamInG I just went back to that moment omg dan
poor dan
Aaaand I'm still waiting for Dan and Phil to play monopoly live
themeowmonster same it’s been years 😭😭😂😂
I’m still waiting
If they were ever going to do it, Lockdown would have been it.
If they were ever going to do it, Lockdown would have been it.
Damn I take a nap for the first time in years and I miss the stream.
KZL at least you can avoid a nap
I can't avoid sleep at 1 am in the morning
i know this video is sort of old, but he way he reacted to the "i'm so cold" comment just about killed me inside.
Phill is so sweet, it pains me 🤧
"Get a blanket"
Literally the purest thing I've heard and seen all fucking year
Annabelle Raen same i about died
That moment when you just give up commenting on live streams bc you never go noticed and you just end up watching the live quietly in your room smiling the whole time
So true....
Music is my Life!!! ;----;
soft n' neat honestly same
Meeeee
Rachel Stowe welcome to the unnoticed phandom
Phil is bacc
And he won the tracc
"COME JOIN US"
Come to the dark side, we have cookies & bants, mostly bants
An19941,
I use that quite often actually! LOL!
An19941 because Phil ate all the cookies
And no soup
Is their at least so- **reads the comment above** -gosh dangit :(
Dan:" you are useless absolutely useless"
Me:" tell me something I don't know boi "
Queen S tell me tell me tell me something i don’t know, something i don’t know
fxirylightdjh - ..?
Queen S it’s an old selena gomez song
fxirylightdjh - oh sry I didn't get it
Queen S it’s okay !! it’s an old song so i understand :)
I chime in with a "haven't you people ever heard of, shutting your goddamn mouth." No, it's much better to watch these kinds of things, without headphones on
Blue THIS IS GENIUSSSS
(Jacksepticeye fans would appreciate that warning)
I've been noticed. My life is now complete. I'm so happy, thank you so much.
SuggLesterHowellDolanMaynardLeeDeyes I KEEP SEEING YOU IN THE COMMENTS
PrincessThePhanGirl I get around, I guess.
Ur username makes me happy
CONGRATS OMGGGG
"Phil's monster COKE group chat loves us"
*dan gives us the look*
Dan: Phil the golden rule, protect your butt
Phil: I'll protect your butt
Me: So this is true love
You are the first comment I saw about this. I thought I went crazy but thank you.
Mari Pari sAmE
i watched this entire thing and only when it ended did i realise my data had been on the whole time. it got renewed last night. i used it all. i used it all guys. end me.
soft boye daniel I’m so sorry. I feel terribly for you
soft boye daniel Rip
BUT U WERE IN THEIR VIDEO!! Congrats! :)
I have unlimited data. But unfortunately we don't have wifi in the house
Riperoni
Phil: "No! Not rainbow road!"
Phil: Comes in second
Dan: "Not rainbow road!"
Dan: Comes in first
Explain yourselves
Lol so true. EXPLAIN LADS
Me: no not rainbow road
Me: comes in 10th
eXpLaiN
"I'm so bad at this😂😂"
Thank you.
Am I the only one noticing how good dannys hair looks in this video?
I love them so much. It's crazy.
same
SAME
Sometimes I just sit in my room, buried in blankets and wonder 'will I ever get my free air horn'. Then I think 'of course not'
When did I write this???
Catherine Izdebski 7 months ago
LMAO
@@julian-n9z5 years ago
I just can't, Dans curly hair is something made out of my tumblr dreams
Phil: Wario's Gold Mine. I wonder what he's mining?
Dan: Probably *G O L D* I think!
this was live????? damn that quality
jade gray yes they fixed their Internet and got a new camera for it xD x
Someone: complements Phil
Dan: thanks
Vaneza Torres BAHAHAHAHAHA WHEN IS THIS
Phast and furious
15:29 "phil's monster coke group chat loves you" THE FACE DAN MADE SKSKSK😂🤣
Thanks for featuring my comment. My reaction included me almost fainting, standing up, sitting back down because I almost fell over, and then finally watching the video. You've made me the happiest I've been in a long time.
SuggLesterHowellDolanMaynardLeeDeyes aw congrats
laoddbodd Congrats to you too. Your comment was beautiful.
Chloe Garza Thank youu.
Congrats!!!
Congrats
Dan: PHIL, DONT READ THE LIVE STREAM CHAT, FOCUSSS
Also Dan: Shoutout to ____ in the chat
Roses are red
Dan's soul is black
Drop the bombs to protec your back
You heard of elf on the shelf? Well now there's Dan on the ban-ter
Wendy Weber this is so shit it's almost good
You tried so hard
When you try your best and you don't succeed... 😂
Dan on the bantce
A for effort
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He wins the tracc
Alyssa Fogleman this made me laughhh
Dans "protect the butt" method has made me better at Mario Kart. Thank you Dan, thank you.
the boys are back, the boys are back
the boys are back, gonna do it again
gonna wake up the neighborhood
helterskelter omg this is the best
...
woah i watched that yesterday wat the hek
That song is literally for them!
i watched hsm 3 the other day lol
Dan and Phil are complete opposites in this video, Phil wearing HAPPY stars, red and blue very patriotic and Dan wearing STRIPES flipping black and white STRIPES, they really need to switch outfits for a day
it's just cuz the stars and stripes are on the wrong sides lol..
nice star wars reference
11/10 would strike again
I think the most important channel to be subscribed to is OBVIOUSLY DanAndPhilCRAFTS
Marianne Alonzo ikr, they update so regularly how can you not subscribe?
_Don’t cry, craft!_ ;D
*gets massaged*
Phil: "yassss"
Dan: "it makes me uncomfortable"
"Phil's ready to STRIKE back".
*flashbacks to **-PHIL STRIKER-*
asjdjdjfj PHIL STRIKER
*'they bought a hamster every month' intensifies*
@@idontknowwhattonamemyselfd9284 do not-
when i was
a young boy
my father
took me into the city
to see dan get blue shelled after he finished the race
they better feature this tbh
dan and phil, they have the skills to give us chills on mario kart thrills
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly...
He win the tracc
7:53 *“Are you doing something special for 3 million?”*
Dan and Phil: *go on hiatus for 4 years and never hit 3 million*
The worst part is is that they actually did reach 3mil, but so many people unsubscribed during the hiatus that they don’t have 3mil any more
PLAY KAHOOT
daniel lester good suggestion OH HELL YES
YEEESSSSS
YESS I NEED THIS
Daniel The spaniel yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
KAHOOOTTT
did dan change shirts just for the thumbnail photo
Mandela effect!!
Dan said on twitter that the camera made his skin look green when he wore the white shirt
Ella Lightwøød-Høwlter I always knew he was secretly shrek
Ella Lightwøød-Høwlter (but thanks I didn’t see that haha)
I LOVE your profile picture!
"Phil you spork!!!"
-Dan 2017
SleeplessSlytherin So damn sweet
SleeplessSlytherin When did he say that??? I guess I didn't hear him say that.
Chicken Nugget near the end
SleeplessSlytherin Okie thank you!!!!
I love your icon btw
If someone ever says Phil and Dan to me I will be so pissed.
Camille Santos PhIl and DaN
PhiL AnD daN
Phil said “Phil and Dan” himself. (the Dan and Phil in Japan video)
My brain completely ignored the fact that you said phil and dan and read it as dan and phil 😂😂
Dan and Phil :)
me: *procrastinates doing homework by watching dan & phil*
*fails all my classes*
*doesn't graduate school*
*never gets a job or does anything productive w/ my life*
*lives a lonely life*
me, about to die, shedding a single tear: it was worth it though
me too
i live for two grown up men screaming on a livestream
Wouldn't it be
Neat and cool
If live streams weren't all
During school
The Girl Eve school on a saturday?
The Girl Eve they're not tho
is this to the tune of fireflies
PHIL LESTER, YOU'RE A GENIUS! I was thinking of their Thursday and Tuesday ones when I wrote this lol. Also I had a busy day that day and forgot it was Saturday so.... Oops.
Or how about not freaking 5 in the morning here in Australia!
I'm still waiting for my soup and the air horn has just been added to the list, at least I can now say that Dan and Phil owe me stuff
Deepal Vora im still waiting for the free secks from Dan from years ago 😂😂
me too, two years after your comment
Dan: protect your butt
Phil: I'll protect your butt
_w h a t_
wHat
wHaT
I was looking for this comment
Inuyasha TT w0t
what where when
Someone's gonna make an account called "Dan's single sweat drop" aren't they
Monsoon Magic ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
yes
Dan's Single Sweat Drop there can only be *one*
we must fight to the death
I got my popcorn
My favorite thing in the video
Phil: *points at Dan in warning* It's not me you're talking to!
Rachel Bennett YES!!!!
Dan tbh everyone who missed the Livestream would still love 3 and half hours of you guys playing mario kart.
I've been waiting 8 years for my free secks in the mail from Dan but it still hasn't arrived... how long do u have these things in transit for?
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW
Same dude 😂😂😂
OML. IM LAUGHING SO HARD IM CRYING. 😭😭😂
SAME! I AM STILL WAITING FOR FREE SECKS
you absolute legend
the names you call us are absolutely ruthless wow
did anybody else get a glitch when phil played (the second time) ??
Slay Daddy yeah
now i know to go to the hairdressers and request azure mystery with a hint of jade depths
The quality is amazing guys!!! You did so great, we really appreciate how hard you work for us
I'd watch a 3.5 hour long DanAndPhilGAMES livestream. Just saying :D
"Ding it" -phil
"You spoke" -dan
This is the content we all subscribed too everyone
Kendall S what time?
do the pottermore sorting hat quiz lol
phils a hufflepuff but i'm not sure about dan so that'd be cool
i second to your idea
oh this actually got likes ooo
No I think Phil should be a gryfindor cuz there's a lot more to it
Danny should be a Ravenclaw
While watching this I was procrastinating from doing my homework and I kept going to pause it and leave but then they kept saying interesting stuff so...if I fail we all know why :)
TolSmolBean Same my french and english teachers will be dissapointed
Phil yelling shut up is my guilty pleasure.
SHUT UP
DanAndPhilGAMES Not sure if I should feel ashamed that you have seen this, or happy that you fed my weird obsession.
Same.
daniel is beauty, daniel is grace, daniel won almost every single race
(also guys I think you should do a mario cart stream challenge as your pastel personas so you can't scream/rage or anything)
YES DO THIS PLEASE!!!!
YES
Thumbs up if you would watch a 3 and a half hours long Mario kart stream 👌
For the record, I would watch a three and a half hour mario cart tournament video
toodletube I love your avatar or ID photo or whatever it's called
Thanks! hobbes is the best
I remember the first MarioKart on the original Wii. I played that game so hard I still recognize the MarioKart 8 version of Wario's Gold Mine as the exact same thing as the original one.
I was playing the original game yesterday because I don't have all these new consoles haha. Yeah it seems to be exactly the same.
yes
About Dan:
He protecc
He atacc
But most importantly
He break his Mac
Useless? Useless? Mate. Who you calling useless. I'm gonna tell my mum
Amelia The Boi gah
Gate
Got
"It's not me you're talking to" is the best quote justputtingthatoutthere
Phil said my name.... it’s never happened to me before because my name isn’t common and honestly I’m SHOOK.
valid opinions lol I remember that it was the Mario Cart not my arms vid
Mine was in Dan’s mental health day livestream lol (Phil came on in he cheese costume and then said my name it was glorious lmao)
Lmao my name is so unique i will never get noticed
Planet_Lark Same
i appreciate the new good microphone, but now that means we have to hear dan's screams in high quality
Just wanted to let you know that I would wholeheartedly watch a 3 hour stream that is reposted on the channel, it's nice background noises while I'm studying for my Uni classes :) (hello from Canada!)
*stomps loudly threw the comments hoping dan and Phil will notice me*
Baron Animations cough cough *through*
I'm still sh00k.
Threw *tRigGerD*
I just dropped my phone on my face while watching this ... again 🤕
rip you dude
we all know the struggle
lishvlogs same!
lishvlogs rip
roses are red
phil got 6th place
lishvlogs just dropped their
phone on their face
Dan: useless ur completely useless
Me: dan i already know that smh
-Kathy Lin-
I relate so much
Relatable
same
ikr?
One of you should be blindfolded with the controller and the other should be shouting directions. Let us watch the chaos begin.