Yea, the brand new San Francisco Bay Bridge engineers made the bridge be built with the wrong bolts and now in a few years it is estimated to litterally collapse.
@Amber Wolf not really. They got annexed because they couldnt build on the border with belgium. Because belgium was neutral. So germany just went through belgium. It was really because of belgian indecisiveness.
I remember I saw this in 2012 when I was 13 and I thought it was hilarious. Now I am a mechanical engineering student and I can thank this song for getting me interested in engineering. EDIT 2022: I finally graduated as a Mechanical Engineer. Trust me, I’m an engineer!
... Weird texts evrywhere i can explain them for you all you need is control V and C i codded many websites welp, some of have them failed i had to leave my jobs trought the internet i surfed trust me, im a programmer i think we put that line right here trust me, im a programmer what the C# did just happened here
@@litearely_no_one I built alotta lines Some of them even crashed My laptops are- very secure! black hats have no chance You want me to repair that broken cell I can help you in this No board no solder- no problem those parts I never miss I drive the tractor like a hacker- look what jump I just did You say this system is impossible? Its like I give a shit!
Hi! Seasoned software dev and architect here 👋 Can you think of a situtation where even google doesn't help and nobody knows the outcome... that is where I dig out this masterpiece.
Hits the nail in the fucking head Sums everything up And don't forget that there's times that Lord Google can't save our asses and we'll just have to pray that the shit we made holds up
Yes! "I think we put this thing right here" and "What the fuck just happened here?" are pretty accurate quotes from a typical day in the development laboratory.
Im an electronic engineer, and this song is dope. And sadly 90% of my class graduated without learning a thing, I am one of them but, you know how it goes "Trust me, im an engineer"
Same thing, but computer engineer. the problem is I never even looked up the insides of computer and don't really bother to learn it, so while my groupmates know those things and some even tried building computers with their own hands, they don't have anything very new to learn in our specialization. I'm on the last year and if I graduate without really learning a thing from my college I.. actually won't even be surprised.... I always thought to myself that if I need to learn something or do something completely new I can always google it or watch guide videos on the Inet (before Inet it'd just be getting good guide books from library), and I am right after all so going to college or institute is to just for the status of studying in there
@@RadXader nop it is not necessary to learn about computer in computer engineering Just submit all assignments, pass viva and exams and you will be engineer I cant understand WTF is wrong with education system 😡 We have to write assignments instead of practicing subjects
3:08 *On the phone with insurance company* "All right, so it says here that you drove into a house." "No, the house drove into me!" "You just made that up." "You don't believe me?" "No, where have you ever heard of houses driving into people?" "If I had to guess, Russia." "Fair enough. Approved."
Just revisited this because of nostalgia, nice to see you are supporting Ukraine. only one sick guy wanted war, I hope this horrible war ends really soon.
Yeah. Putin is so terrible for attacking a country wgo for the past 7 years has been attacking the Russian people living in Ukraine. Disciminating, bombing and starving them. In complete violation of agreements they had already signed. And not just that but has been attempting to peacefully conclude this issue for years but has been denied every option. Putin isn't the bad guy in this situation people. Ukraine brought this upon themselves.
I can't decide between putting this in my memes or my music playlist Edit: Holy shit it's been six months and i just now realize the amount of likes and comments i got THANK YOU GUYS. Also yeah i putted it in both playlists Edit 2: so i just readed the comments, how the fuck did this comments section turned into a hole argument about furries and shit?
Can you imagine the guy at 03:09 trying to explain that to insurance? "So sir... you say you were involved in accident?" "Yes. I drive down road normally... house comes out of nowhere BAM" "I see. Come down office for drug and alcohol test" "No! i tell you truth! House hit me!" "Of course. We will appoint psychiatrist to you as well. Free of charge."
This is easily the best reason I have found to continue my civil engineering graduation. I live in Brazil, we have no more jobs here due to the high quantity of engineers in the country, but as long as I can sing this I'll be happy...
I always loved this song... Now when I'm in a Civil Engineering University, my friend bought me a mug which says "Trust me I'm an Engineer".. came back 😂
@@phileas007 Yesterday I worked from home, I'm a special effects techie so that's not something I get to do very often, I made a Denix replica shotgun to give off a muzzle blast despite the fact that the replica gun in no way is meant to just remotely fire _anything._ I used my lathe, a soldering iron, a few bits from an E-cig, and a microswitch from an old joystick. I might not have the epic'est of gear, but overall I'd say my machine shop is better equipped than what you normally see on private hands - besides a couple of lathes, I've got a bandsaw, scroll saw, horizontal pivoting bandsaw, belt sander/bench grinder, welding rig, drill press, and a mill w/ rotary table. So, I'm never in need of machinery whatever the task may be, I don't know if my gear could be described as epic though, but they'll get the job done. Oh, and I built a head-mounted night vision rig, consisting of a regular night vision monocular + IR floodlight and a thermal scope, one for each eye, when you're wearing this gadget, _nothing_ can hide from you in the dark, I'd say that's pretty epic, or at the very least pretty damn awesome.:-)
@@drcatjk The crew was a bit behind schedule, so the scenes where they needed me and the shottie were rushed through, but yep, they were satisfied, at least if how much they thanked me for whipping up something like that in a day, is indicative of their satisfaction.:-)
+Centristism or space station 13 ... Nothing funnier that building a black hole engine in the bar and accidentally irradiating all the surrounding area by doing so !
My town has one of these yet still asks why it breaks every week when only 4 cargo trucks and 19 4x4s crossed the thing. How it held so much to begin with defies logic
@Teslamoanials Derived That "dancing" bridge were about to collapse. The wind in the area blew in such a way that it made resonance with the bridge, so it began to swing more and more. I think new bridges is secured against such issues.
@@juan.6255 America is a knock off of Russia, using guns is their main thing. For example: how are they gonna stop some big motherhubber for tering them into behinds? The answer is a gun. And if that don't work... use more gun. And your best hope? Not pointed at you!
My drawing pad was repeatedly disconnecting for some reason. I realized it was a loose connection (epic skill) and jammed a fork (epic gear) into the USB port to fix it. It's working now. am engineer
"Trust me, I'm an engineer." Then moments later my machine exploded. I killed tons of sheep and a cottage though. Farm is on fire though. Gotta love Besiege.
tfw I made a ship with 20 rocket launchers and put them on backwards, making several holes in my base. But I can fix it. After all i´m an engineer. A space engineer
Trust me, Im an engineer! This is what i told my friend when he asked if i really know how to change computer parts.... XD It was a really powerful computer (RIP)
Ivan Tarabykin oh crap, im German and i knew with 10 years too, thats 20 years ago and it was a 468 pc with 33 MHz and 100 MB HDD i dont realy remember the Ram it has, but i think it was like 8 Mb and i upgraded it into 16 but not sure, maybe it was 4 and i upgraded to 8 :D but im pretty sure i upgraded the CPU into a 100 Mhz one :3
@@golf398Yup… I swear the best ideas come from when you have a bunch of drunk men together and have them come up with ideas… Sooner or later there’s going to be a great one!
Kerbal Space Program be like: "Trust me, I'm 100% positive I know what I'm doing, I'm an engineer!" *massive explosion in background* "95% positive..."
I'm an engineering student, and I like to joke that it takes years of study and training to use parts and tools in ways they were never intended to be used.
@@NCRVeteranRanger Nazi dead body then gets experimented and he was then turned into a savage beast with regeneration powers and fast speed with revenge in his mind after what that pastor did to him.
0:20 😨😨 This video was uploaded 9 years ago and now Ukraine and Russia are at war and he lives in Ukraine. So it makes sense that he had to leave his country but how can he know that he had to leave the country 9 years ago. Sounds very creepy
I thought that this was a joke until my engineer dad explained to me that if you are an engineer you are expert at it if you have done it at least once and it doesn't matter how it ended up.
This perfectly describes me in every Lego set I've ever tried to build but I can build robots with ease which can pick up a crate of wood with only using 2x4s and a bunch of scrap metal and wires and cables
@@rushreverThat’s a lot more skill than my physics lab setups, which somehow compute the speed of light to be less than 1 cm/s and gravity doesn’t exist.
Ahaha our teacher asked us: "What makes you guys unique engineers?" One of my classmates showed him this video, I think he'll never ask us any ever again LOL!
Trust me, not putin. Fuck war.
Nice to see your okay
I trust you, not putin. Fuck war.
Suddenly.... a wild ukranian tractor appears!
@@altier1119 because i can do very little about the situation. But what i can, i do. And i definitely take a side in this war.
damn didnt expect to see this account alive lol
Anyone can build a bridge that stands, but only an engineer can build one that barely stands.
Jerry Rupprecht Poly Bridge in a nutshell
Its strange how true that is
Agreed, but usually the people who build bridges are on a budget so those "anyone's" would waste thousands of funds.
Once i called a engineer friend and he some how managed to build my cat into the wall
Yea, the brand new San Francisco Bay Bridge engineers made the bridge be built with the wrong bolts and now in a few years it is estimated to litterally collapse.
“I think we put this thing right here”
-France building an artillery border in WWII
Germans be like lets just go around
*Germany went around it and colonized you*
Friend:
>How do you think about yourself son of a bitch.
300th like : )
"What the f*ck did just happen here?"
--France when Germany bypassed that entire fortified border
@Amber Wolf not really. They got annexed because they couldnt build on the border with belgium. Because belgium was neutral. So germany just went through belgium. It was really because of belgian indecisiveness.
I remember I saw this in 2012 when I was 13 and I thought it was hilarious. Now I am a mechanical engineering student and I can thank this song for getting me interested in engineering.
EDIT 2022: I finally graduated as a Mechanical Engineer. Trust me, I’m an engineer!
Daniel Hernandez that's amazing!
69 likes be like
Now i know this video uploaded at 2012
Me too 😂
Building dancing bridges is very interesting 😁
The Soviets actually did have good engineers. Their quality control was a different story.
Their building are good just bad maintenence
Vadim sold the rebar for vodka money :(
@@jellomaster5629 vadim blyat
Their materials were a different story.
@Radletorn ok
"Trust me, I'm an engineer!" - Last words before Chernobyl.
Not funny
Ya like jazz?
Funny
Children please
@@pavlekovacevic1676 Not great, not terrible.
This was 8 years ago, imagine how they have improved now
Hopefully...
he doesnt upload now sadly
There is no need for improvement tho
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@LAALBADSHAH mark rober is engineer
That guy who folds that chair into a briefcase in the end is for real, just awesome!!!
ikr
He's not a real engineer it has no mistake lol only those clips who failed are real engineer
@@ΗαηηατΗεβαηαηαβαηαηα dat grammar
@@RRJOfficial english is not my first language atleast i tried...
@@ΗαηηατΗεβαηαηαβαηαηα i see, no problem but didn't just understand you 😃
Fun fact: this song also applies to software engineering too
Yup. As a student of Software design and Development. Can confirm.
Hearing this song as my internals are coming, this gives me strength
Trust me I am software engineer
Trust me this code is gooood i got it from github it will work just fine.
...10 seconds later
Oh shit i crashed the entire database
...
Weird texts evrywhere
i can explain them for you
all you need is control V and C
i codded many websites
welp, some of have them failed
i had to leave my jobs
trought the internet i surfed
trust me, im a programmer
i think we put that line right here
trust me, im a programmer
what the C# did just happened here
@@litearely_no_one I built alotta lines
Some of them even crashed
My laptops are- very secure! black hats have no chance
You want me to repair that broken cell
I can help you in this
No board no solder- no problem those parts I never miss
I drive the tractor like a hacker- look what jump I just did
You say this system is impossible? Its like I give a shit!
7 year old me after turning on the router:
4 year old me after turning on the tv
1 year me after put two Lego together
Dad comes and oh shit i think i'm outta here
5 year old me successfully opening a beer when I see my dad reach for the belt again.
Me after duck taping the two halves of my rental car back together:
Other careers: We're no joke, we're necessary for society.
Engineers: *this video*
The funny thing is how important engineers are for the actual progress of society.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@i'm player funny scouts
@@Karuiko Also Engineers: Wanna play Tic Tac Toe using a Digger?
I'm as necessary as the well dressed old dude 6 feet under ground
When you learn to use redstone: "I'm Engineer"
It's quite simple, really.
True 😂😂😂
It simple very true
Play With Neel try bedrock redstone
@@stealthcone bedrock redstone is ez
Software engineers be like:
Trust me im an engineer
Wait hold on let me google this
Yeah, programmers keep running into walls it's no wonder why thu United Nations outlawed the construction of autonomous weaponry.
Hi! Seasoned software dev and architect here 👋 Can you think of a situtation where even google doesn't help and nobody knows the outcome... that is where I dig out this masterpiece.
Hits the nail in the fucking head
Sums everything up
And don't forget that there's times that Lord Google can't save our asses and we'll just have to pray that the shit we made holds up
0:19 I pushed many commits, well some of them broke prod
Next song:
I’m a programmer, so let’s just assume I’m correct.
Isn't programming also considered engineering?
@@baltofarlander2618 You’re right. But my joke is still funny... to 18 people at least
@@PythonPlusPlus wow ok I don't matter then. No thats fine, thats fine. I didn't think your joke was funny anyway
@@PythonPlusPlus I get the joke, I just wasn't sure about programming.
Trust me, I'm a programmer,
I think right here, this code is fine,
Trust me, I'm a programmer,
What's this error at line thirty-nine?
Nobody:
That engineer on the team who put his sentry on the most uncomprehensible stupid place and it´s still getting kills anyways:
oh yeah, once i put my sentry dead in the hallway leading to the intelligence in teufort... good times.
Engineering rule #1:
The crazier place for sentry, the better place for sentry it is
Ah, TF2
heavy after engineer teaches him:
shout out to that red engie who put his sentry underwater in 2fort
When you play engi on TF2 and they want dispenser there
SENTRY GOIN UP
@@Hadi290.9 Hey, look buddy. I'm an Engineer.
@@themongothatbongoed that means I solve problems
@@thetabo8648 not problems like, "what is beauty?"
Impractical Nukez
“...because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy!”
Just got my engineering diploma, and i blasted this the entire way back home in my car (that has an oven melting ore of course).
I think I’ll become an engineer just to do this😂😂
Do you also have airbag in tractor?
congratulations mate!
@@aryanram02 thanks man
When I defended my Bachelor of Engineering thesis around 2 years ago I sent this song to my team at work xD
That chair at the end...
I wish I could bask in its glory
The Real Rancho Relaxo
Chair going up.
Bark...who dont allow u
I showed this to my grandfather who was an engineer. He laughed so much.
The "what the fuck" part too ?
@@amritaanshbhandari6199 maybe the grandfather used to say "what the fuck" too during his engineering career
i would trust him
I doubt that there is an engineer that have never said "what the fuck"
@@amritaanshbhandari6199 oh u poor kid friendly person 🤣
All jokes aside...
This is a musical masterpiece
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I agree
Grammy worthy
@@guythatlikesbananas6293 is that a rickroll?
apart from the lyrics everything else is extremely basic,what r u talking about.
I remember listening to this song during studying for my engineering exam. I passed. :)
congratz :) !
I wonder what would happen, if i would take an drink with every engineer who passed the exam, while knowing this song :D
@@TheVilkaz wow he is still on youtube after a long time!
@@TheVilkaz You would die, or at least have pure alcohol for blood. XD
@@TheVilkaz probably vast amounts of alcohol poisoning,
Cause that's at least 26 ice seen getting to this comment,
You would be drunk till the end of your life. Every engineering student in my university knows that song :D
As an engineer student I approuve this song.
Yes! "I think we put this thing right here" and "What the fuck just happened here?" are pretty accurate quotes from a typical day in the development laboratory.
Same, man. What's your branch?
@@TheV-Man Don't know yet, in France the specialisation is not before the third year over the five.
And you ?
@@TheV-Man Civil, Mech minor!
@@dersaegefisch Or every recitation (lab) I've ever attended!
Mom : why do you want to become an engineer?
Me :
My mom: Why can't you fix this, arent you an engineer?
Me: I am, I'm just honest that I dont know wtf is broken
But it's problem, you are not Russian engineer
@@Советскийрабочий Yeah he isn't a Heavy merged with a Engineer(TF2 jokes ba tum tss)
@@Taurus388 lol
It applies to all indians even to students before they take arts
"Trust me, I'm a scientist."
Black Mesa Researcher before the Resonance Cascade.
I seem to be wounded, but i can keep going
Do you know, who ate all the donuts?
Why do have to wear these ridiculous ties?!
Ah, Hello Gordon!
@@aswissarmyrabbit Im full, Gordon
Everyone who said the titanic is unsinkable:
saying "nobody:" just ruins the joke
@@JA-mh9gq yeah, thats stupid
like cmon man just write joke without nobody
Trust me, I,m an meme engineer
@@JA-mh9gq welp ok ill take out the nobody
@@putnamehere3803 your welcome i just helped your comment get 100 times better
Nobody:
Spies when they press 6 on their disguise pad:
Dispenser going up
Only Legends know
TF2
Pyro is coming !
Pootis
This should be anthem for every engineering college in whole universe
Engineer's hymn worldwide!
700tg like :D
@@lucacapiaghi7482 Its the first time i ever heard this song, but it sounds so familiar, as if it was always intended to be a worldwide anthem...
Me: *regrets being an engineer main in tf2 for forgeting writing tf2*
Soviet Russia is Engineer
"I built many bridges some of them even dance!" Had me cracking up
The enemy team: *THAT ENGINEER IS A SPY!*
Me as a Spy:
Spah around here
Spahs sappin ma sentry
@@timetraveler7 SENTRY DOWN
*kills spy *
@@AkivaB precedes to do dead ringer and backstab you
Nobody:
Engineering students who graduated in 2020: "Trust me, I'm an engineer!"
I wish I were a few years older so that can be me
@@zielonaent7705 trust me you don't wanna be us .
And 2021 too
Haaaaaaaaaaà
Modi ji told mitro tum chai,pakoda, shail karo hum Bharat shail karte hai
Im an electronic engineer, and this song is dope. And sadly 90% of my class graduated without learning a thing, I am one of them but, you know how it goes
"Trust me, im an engineer"
Same thing, but computer engineer.
the problem is I never even looked up the insides of computer and don't really bother to learn it, so while my groupmates know those things and some even tried building computers with their own hands, they don't have anything very new to learn in our specialization.
I'm on the last year and if I graduate without really learning a thing from my college I.. actually won't even be surprised....
I always thought to myself that if I need to learn something or do something completely new I can always google it or watch guide videos on the Inet (before Inet it'd just be getting good guide books from library), and I am right after all
so going to college or institute is to just for the status of studying in there
With epic skills and epic gear
@@RadXader same for me, but is programation.
@@RadXader nop it is not necessary to learn about computer in computer engineering
Just submit all assignments, pass viva and exams and you will be engineer
I cant understand WTF is wrong with education system 😡
We have to write assignments instead of practicing subjects
I highly doubt they graduated 😂😂
As an engineer, i can confirm he truly is an engineer
Engineer what you build now
@@BionicCommando_Nathana not-dyin' machine!
what do you think of RED engineer?
3:08 *On the phone with insurance company*
"All right, so it says here that you drove into a house."
"No, the house drove into me!"
"You just made that up."
"You don't believe me?"
"No, where have you ever heard of houses driving into people?"
"If I had to guess, Russia."
"Fair enough. Approved."
😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You didn't know? In Russia, houses drive into you.
@@22dolls19 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Yürüyen Ansiklopedi Because it was barely known in 2012 :/
*I H A V E A N A I R B A G I N T R A C T O R*
itd be useful, especially since his tractor is running at 50mph.
i have an palstic and paper airbag in car
I have airbag too in my bike
@@MrHarisfahmi no you need airbag when you walk
@@mikailkrivorucko8805 when u sleep too
The anthem of Kerbal Space Program.
pretty much! XD
BigBillBison
So true. So very damn true.
i think i'll put this booster right here
Space Engineers even more xD
Space engineers
Just revisited this because of nostalgia, nice to see you are supporting Ukraine. only one sick guy wanted war, I hope this horrible war ends really soon.
Yeah. Putin is so terrible for attacking a country wgo for the past 7 years has been attacking the Russian people living in Ukraine. Disciminating, bombing and starving them. In complete violation of agreements they had already signed.
And not just that but has been attempting to peacefully conclude this issue for years but has been denied every option.
Putin isn't the bad guy in this situation people. Ukraine brought this upon themselves.
@@ОлегОледович what
@@ОлегОледович ur mum gae
@@pizzahutjr7925 ага, не понимаешь? но мы кстати полностью вас understand
Guys who made youtube algorithm:
Trust me, im an engineer
i mean he has epic skill and epic gear
its ai
@@kristiyanivanov7414 party killer
This is my second time seeing this kind of comment. I can’t believe I feel for it 3 times overall
See you in 3 years when the algorithm brings me back here
I can't decide between putting this in my memes or my music playlist
Edit: Holy shit it's been six months and i just now realize the amount of likes and comments i got THANK YOU GUYS.
Also yeah i putted it in both playlists
Edit 2: so i just readed the comments, how the fuck did this comments section turned into a hole argument about furries and shit?
put it in both, comrade
Both
I called mine depression massacre
@@justacausalturtle9375 how to kill depression *the official guide*
Both
"Trust me i'm an engineer" what I say to kerbals before flying a fail
Danny logic.
how did you know what I was thinking....
Holiday Miner Danny liked this video
The non plus ultra formula for rocket sciene: Does it fly? No? More Engines --- Does it fly good? No? More struts.
xD
Fellas, it is with great pleasure I inform you, I'm now officially an engineer(ing intern)!!!!
Nice!
Well done brother
congratz
will you also use excavators to row boats?
Can you imagine the guy at 03:09 trying to explain that to insurance?
"So sir... you say you were involved in accident?"
"Yes. I drive down road normally... house comes out of nowhere BAM"
"I see. Come down office for drug and alcohol test"
"No! i tell you truth! House hit me!"
"Of course. We will appoint psychiatrist to you as well. Free of charge."
To be fair, weirder stuff has happened. Insurance companies are bound to have some very interesting stories ...
My 2 cents of drama
Insurance company :why we trust you any ways?
Men: because "Trust me I am an engineer"😂
He just has to show them the dashcam vid, all Russian cars by law must have dashcam because shit like this is common occurrence.
@@KezanzatheGreat We are Farmers! Ba-ba-baba-dum!
Why i keep coming here ??
Because you're an engineer with epic skill and epic gear!
Cuz russia
***** I think he'll put this thing right here
Imspons Bro Many parts of this video are not russian. Part of them made intentionally for a fun.
rasmuss25 What the fuck did just happen here?
These are going to be engineers who graduated from online school.
Me who is going to make a shed out of van parts: trust me im a engineer.
@@davidty2006 Me who is going to make a van out of shed parts:
That's me!
Wish me luck lol
Online Lecture doesn't go well with engineer XD
The dislikes are architects
I see you are also a man of real civil engineer ;) ?
yes
@@TheVilkaz aswell
@@TheVilkaz actualy...,who isn´t
Architects are art students who paint houses.
Don't worry, boys! The Engineer, is Engi-here! Yeah...still tinkerin' with that one.
Ninjaneer
Not the Engineer, but Engi-near
Best song ever
meneer
Eginneer
"Im an engineer"
Russian accent*
Me: "Seems legit"
Ok
@(1F-09) CHU CHUN YIN CLAYTON朱浚賢 lol
Ok
Racism
@@matemo9752 what ? Where
The dislikers are doctors who chose medical over engineering
yes
@acc2 if you play dbd this is even more true
@@Comrade_joe Me: Is it too much to ask for both?
@@majororion2374 Lmao
@@Comrade_joe All jokes aside comrade...I'm serious is it really too much to want both as I do.
This is easily the best reason I have found to continue my civil engineering graduation. I live in Brazil, we have no more jobs here due to the high quantity of engineers in the country, but as long as I can sing this I'll be happy...
lol, memorize these lyrics I dare you
Civil Engineering? Shit, come to the US. We've got a shortage.
Honestly if you came to America with that degree you could make a lot of money, we need engineers.
I'm an Engineer and I approve this song. :)
And i trust you
+Jose Payan I even have epic skill and epic gear. :)
This is my first year of uni at engineering lol
Führer des Benutzers
good luck, what kind of engineer are you?
Führer des Benutzers Are you planing taking Poland too?
1:04 Can I just say how impressive this is?
Yes
Its fake
@@MysticalyAutistic it's not
One sneeze and it’s over
@@MysticalyAutistic Its not, i meet people like this who emigrate to Spain from Senegal.
“Trust me I’m an engineer”
Is what i said before i ruined my friend’s complicated redstone contraption.
Wait a second that is exactly what my friends did to me🤔
@@nocheinbot5482 alright, we got your culprit😏
Can I fix it?
I can fix it , trust me *I am an engineer*
That’s what I say before laying a time bomb in the redstone
2:12 The Death Korps of Krieg would like to know the location of the schematics for that.
The people who made internet explorer: “trust me I’m an engineer”
Doesn’t rlly work; they are called programmers
@@narada6329 software engineers :D
Well it kina works
"Trust me,I'm an Programmer!"
that's an oof moment
*Trust me, i'm an engineer, with epic skill and epic gear!*
Shovel bazooka
*Trust me, I'm an engineer, what the fuck just happened here?*
Airbag in tractor
Brick to wash
"Trust me im engineer! with epic wrench and epic shotgun"
-Tf2 engineer
Holy crap the kid tossing bricks on his head is the real engineer
That Ain't even Called Engineering, It's Called Skills
Indians😎
RESPECT
Also that chair at the end
I knew one person that could do that, my old house keeper
Some people might not even know the Difference between Engineer and Technician
I always loved this song... Now when I'm in a Civil Engineering University, my friend bought me a mug which says "Trust me I'm an Engineer".. came back 😂
Tony stark to rest of avengers after seeing ultron:
Hahaha
Tony : trust me im an engineer what the f"ck did just happen here...trust me im an engineer oh sh"t i think im outta here!.
Spy disguised as Engineer :
*"Trust me, I'm an Engieneer"*
Nice
I think we put this metal right here
well done.
Poot dispenser here
good one
Plot Twist: He's actually an engineer
He is lol
You forget one thing: he is an engineer in Russia
No 💩 Sherlock!
He is
Так всмысле? Он и есть инженер
i spent 3 hours tryna fix my laptops w key, it started working after i hit it with a fucking hammer.
I think I should trust you
percussive maintenance, the key to fixing things
My laptop often forgets that it has a harddrive, nothing a bit of percussive maintanance cant fix
I'm not an engineer, but I've been mistaken for one by actual engineers a couple of times, now I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing.:-D
well, do you have epic skillz and epic gear?
@@phileas007 Yesterday I worked from home, I'm a special effects techie so that's not something I get to do very often, I made a Denix replica shotgun to give off a muzzle blast despite the fact that the replica gun in no way is meant to just remotely fire _anything._ I used my lathe, a soldering iron, a few bits from an E-cig, and a microswitch from an old joystick. I might not have the epic'est of gear, but overall I'd say my machine shop is better equipped than what you normally see on private hands - besides a couple of lathes, I've got a bandsaw, scroll saw, horizontal pivoting bandsaw, belt sander/bench grinder, welding rig, drill press, and a mill w/ rotary table. So, I'm never in need of machinery whatever the task may be, I don't know if my gear could be described as epic though, but they'll get the job done. Oh, and I built a head-mounted night vision rig, consisting of a regular night vision monocular + IR floodlight and a thermal scope, one for each eye, when you're wearing this gadget, _nothing_ can hide from you in the dark, I'd say that's pretty epic, or at the very least pretty damn awesome.:-)
@@mace8873 you have very manly hobbies.
I approve!
@@phileas007 Now that you mention it, most of the hobbies I've had over the years, rarely have many female hobbyists.
@@drcatjk The crew was a bit behind schedule, so the scenes where they needed me and the shottie were rushed through, but yep, they were satisfied, at least if how much they thanked me for whipping up something like that in a day, is indicative of their satisfaction.:-)
This should be a theme song for Besieged.
Infu-p Or KSP
+Centristism or GMOD
+Gamer Guy 1236 For KSP!!
+Centristism or space station 13 ... Nothing funnier that building a black hole engine in the bar and accidentally irradiating all the surrounding area by doing so !
space engineers
As civil engineer, I should make that bridge and put the sign says "Just for fun, not for buses and heavy trucks"
Well they are designed to flex like that and not break under earthquakes and high winds
My town has one of these yet still asks why it breaks every week when only 4 cargo trucks and 19 4x4s crossed the thing. How it held so much to begin with defies logic
Italy engineer : ok we will use concrete with 20% Sand
Italian state: stay on even with 60% Sand
Ponte morandi ( research on google
@@fabioviti7384 Brazil bridges be like
Aight i'm gona break down
@Teslamoanials Derived That "dancing" bridge were about to collapse. The wind in the area blew in such a way that it made resonance with the bridge, so it began to swing more and more. I think new bridges is secured against such issues.
“Trust me I’m an engineer” -Soviet Nuclear technical, Chernobyl circa April 26th 1986
Trust him guys, he's an engineer, this means he solves problems
The answer is a gun...
... And it that don't work use more gun
what bout this?
2:54
@@juan.6255 gun
@@mihaelagabrielaoancea9309 more like gus
@@juan.6255 America is a knock off of Russia, using guns is their main thing. For example: how are they gonna stop some big motherhubber for tering them into behinds? The answer is a gun. And if that don't work... use more gun. And your best hope? Not pointed at you!
Phone: *hits ground and broke*
My brain telling me to smash the phone to the ground so it fixed again:
Yeah everything works like that
@@bartoszbortniczuk8064 if my phone work that mean im engineer
@@mrworthygoldie260 that means i've become an engineer since i was 8 (my mom's cell phone,and ofc it worked lmao)
1:05 never play jenga with that person
Yea , because you will lose
@@mateuszmarkuszewski7258 No shit, Sherlock.
cdude100 g
@@steam391my tank photo is better
My drawing pad was repeatedly disconnecting for some reason. I realized it was a loose connection (epic skill) and jammed a fork (epic gear) into the USB port to fix it. It's working now. am engineer
"Trust me, I'm an engineer."
Then moments later my machine exploded. I killed tons of sheep and a cottage though.
Farm is on fire though.
Gotta love Besiege.
+PhantomSniper100 What the fuck did just happen here?... Oh shit I think I'm outta here!
tfw I made a ship with 20 rocket launchers and put them on backwards, making several holes in my base. But I can fix it. After all i´m an engineer. A space engineer
i made nothing because i cant get besiege
Someone wants to play Multiplayer 😂😂
trust me, im Professional Gopnik
I think I'll put this bass drop here
Nope silly gopnik
Gopink award 2019 lol.
Professional blyat
but i dont trust you
*Video:* Is released
*UA-cam algorithm, 8 years after the fact:*
"Gentlemen... the time has come."
THAT ENGINEER IS A SPY!!!
Nope
Nah, this vid already went viral many years ago
@@LostPhysx Well it went viral again, apparently.
7 years
2:27 as an aspiring engineer personally this gave me the brilliant idea to attempt to make a brick proof washing machine
"Literally Unsinkable!"
"Trust me, I'm an engineer!"
- Makers of Titanic
well they were talking about the ship. The crew on the other hand sinked it
REAL HARD
LOL
In Truth the Titanic Could have Withstand that Iceberg Crash, but the Real Reason is, ohh for God Sake just search
"The Real Reason Why Titanic Sunk"
Shadow Oblivion
There is no real reason why titanic sunk, how do I know?
*Trust me, i'm an engineer*
@@WAVE0025 *With Epic Skills and Epic Gear*
Me after building a 2 block wide bridge in minecraft:
2 block? HA! I build 3 block wide bridges in Sky! All the time.
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with dirt of course!
Me using red stone
hi
*me trying to help my little brother with his legos*
So true
Hope you don't step on those legos
It's Lego not legos, just saying
Dislikes are from architects
yes
And maybe repair crews too
This look like something I will sing when I’m in the bathroom.
I can relate
I am now singing it in bathroom and my dad is shouting me something on the other side of door.
I sing this while in bathroom
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Cyberbug
Trust me, Im an engineer! This is what i told my friend when he asked if i really know how to change computer parts.... XD It was a really powerful computer (RIP)
Every 10 year russian kid knows how to change computer parts. :\
Ivan Tarabykin I am only part Russian :3 And i dont really work with that stuff
Dylan Vanity a little correction: every 10 year kid who lives in Russia, knows how to change pc parts
Ivan Tarabykin Got it now.
Ivan Tarabykin
oh crap, im German and i knew with 10 years too, thats 20 years ago and it was a 468 pc with 33 MHz and 100 MB HDD i dont realy remember the Ram it has, but i think it was like 8 Mb and i upgraded it into 16 but not sure, maybe it was 4 and i upgraded to 8 :D
but im pretty sure i upgraded the CPU into a 100 Mhz one :3
Germans: I'm literally carrying everyone in Europe
Italian Factories after making a bunch of malfunctioning tanks:
Who the fuck had the dumb idea to make mypeople build tanks here in italy we only know how to make pizza and that is enough
Germany was solo'ing 2 wars at once wasn't it
@@idunnodo1142 Greece, Barbarossa, Libya, Yugoslavia: lmao
@@SethAtSNK Not a history nut, pls educate
@@idunnodo1142 Germany carried the European axis powers while Japan carried Siam (Thailand)
This is the song that plays when you get 11 PhDs and decide to become a mercenary.
Just imagine how dope it would've been if he sang this song or something similar in the "Meet the" video.
How did I get here
Where am I
Who am I
Wait...
I'm an engineer!
Lol
You are!
Trust me!
*I'M AN ENGINEER TOO*
Trust me i’m an engineer is a phrase that both inspires absolute trust and absolute terror. There is no in-between.
As an engineer: it means your problems are about to be solved, but it won’t be pretty. Basically drunk magicians.
@@golf398 oh your problems will be solved..... no comment on new issues appearing.... I mean how else will we get overtime next week!
@@golf398Yup… I swear the best ideas come from when you have a bunch of drunk men together and have them come up with ideas… Sooner or later there’s going to be a great one!
@@ninja6245-realSoviet Union practical solution, I see
Kerbal Space Program be like:
"Trust me, I'm 100% positive I know what I'm doing, I'm an engineer!"
*massive explosion in background*
"95% positive..."
And imagine space engineers character looking at kerbals just thinking "are they some pseudo artists?"
Raho Vart Still waiting for someone to make a Kerbal character model for Space Engineers...
CrimsonGamer99 modder would probably have copyright problems. :/
+Raho Vart I don't think Squad is against fan work, the worst they'd do is not feature it on "Fanwork Friday".
Nope, KSP devs will rofl from it and pay them for that models
I'm an engineering student, and I like to joke that it takes years of study and training to use parts and tools in ways they were never intended to be used.
My engineering teacher points at a pair of tongs and says "can you grab that hammer?"
This isn't a joke, it's the truth that the world isn't ready for yet.
I mean yeah, anyone can use a tool the way it's intended, the real feat is banging in nails with a knife and stabbing people with a hammer
"and who are you ? repair crew"
damn
😔yes
Yeah we repair everything for him
i had this as my ringtone when i was a second year engineer student... good old times
IamHeadShotNL I want this to be my ringtone!
I have this as my ringtone.
Who's here after RCE video?
Me!
also me! (i have already seen this before rce did but yeah im here now)
All of us
Me
Imagine the Nazi's invading and they see a pastor come out of a church with a shotgun.
“Please, pastor. Have mercy!”
“God has mercy, I don’t.”
(Blasts the Nazi Officer in the face.)
It's actually a Stinger Machine gun
God will forgive you, but my job is to take you to God
@@NCRVeteranRanger
Nazi dead body then gets experimented and he was then turned into a savage beast with regeneration powers and fast speed with revenge in his mind after what that pastor did to him.
@@hunterofdarkness8329 wot
Idk man... Jokes aside. This song was very well constructed.
No doubt he's an engineer.
Good one
Lol
Only 4 days but underrated
Engineer puns
*I see what you did there*
"Can we have engineer"
"We have engineer at home"
engineer at home:
Mom has some really good taste
*Mum
@@tomvarga5515 *People from different places say different things
Ik
Interesting pfp
0:20 😨😨
This video was uploaded 9 years ago and now Ukraine and Russia are at war and he lives in Ukraine. So it makes sense that he had to leave his country but how can he know that he had to leave the country 9 years ago. Sounds very creepy
that chair on the end is actually pretty good :D
That chair isn't 'pretty good', it's BRILLIANT! And I want one!
where to buy? Need one.
'Wo kann man das Kaufen' Alligatoah a German singer describes a situation where there is no link in the discription and you want it
On amazon
@@ShadowRaptor42 Link or it didn't happen.
You can't find this video because this video finds you
Every 4 months or so for me
Too accurate
this pops out like every 2years to me
It found me today
@@frostgaming6925 for me too my friend I just put this in my watch later playlist
I thought that this was a joke until my engineer dad explained to me that if you are an engineer you are expert at it if you have done it at least once and it doesn't matter how it ended up.
Trust him, he's an Engineer!
E
@@EEEEEEEE ok
If you get Masters in engineering, as long as you have a good (sounding) idea you are an expert at it even tho you haven't ever done it
"trust me, I have thought this out super well! I am a pro!"
man is still updating the description, mad respect
I have friends and colleagues in Ukraine. My blood is boiling about the lies, that Russian TV is spreading.
So many Murderers and war criminals -.-
@@TheVilkaz yeah
"I think we put this thing right here"
"What the fuck just happened here?"
This describes my entire experience as an engineering student way too well.
This perfectly describes me in every Lego set I've ever tried to build but I can build robots with ease which can pick up a crate of wood with only using 2x4s and a bunch of scrap metal and wires and cables
@@rushreverThat’s a lot more skill than my physics lab setups, which somehow compute the speed of light to be less than 1 cm/s and gravity doesn’t exist.
Ahaha our teacher asked us: "What makes you guys unique engineers?" One of my classmates showed him this video, I think he'll never ask us any ever again LOL!
"We solve practical problems"
This song should be declared as a International anthem of engineers 👷👷👷👷🏼♀️👷🏻♀️👷🏻♀️.
I second this
I am cool
Nah my dad a construction worker/ engineer and he says it isn’t the Home Depot theme is
@@VibeBringerAce k
@@김인영-q5x I third it ! (if thats possible )! 😁
Engineers at Ocean Gate be like
💀💀💀💀
trust him some of his bridges dance!
2:37 That's gotta be the best pirate I've ever seen
So it would seem
Doo doo do do, doo doo do do, doo doo do do, doo doo doo!
So it would seem
Excavator propelled barges are best thing ever.