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    After getting humiliated by the popular girls at school, Mindy (Chole Moretz) realizes she doesn't need to fit in and be like the rest of them. She also manages to get some revenge, thanks to a special weapon her father left her.
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    The brutal comic book series following teenage costumed vigilantes continues in this Universal Pictures production written and directed by Jeff Wadlow (Never Back Down). Aaron Johnson, Chloe Moretz, and Christopher Mintz-Plasse return to their respective roles, with Jim Carrey and John Leguizamo heading up the rest of the starring cast.
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    Cast: Tanya Fear, Claudia Lee, Ella Purnell, Chloe Moretz
    Director: Jeff Wadlow
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    Screenwriters: Mark Millar, John Romita Jr, Jeff Wadlow
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 8 тис.

  • @eggsmeister
    @eggsmeister 5 років тому +10619

    "I don't wanna win, I just wanna make the world a better place."
    *After lunch:*
    Janitor: "End my life, someone."

  • @scrumdalicious6117
    @scrumdalicious6117 4 роки тому +16060

    why are they so calm when she hands her like 10k in cash and says “its from a drug dealer that went missing”

    • @ahamilton3435
      @ahamilton3435 4 роки тому +700

      Thats what im thinking, they should have literally ran away the second she said that😂😂

    • @thewizardofoz511
      @thewizardofoz511 4 роки тому +363

      Right!! 😂😂.. the difference between reality and movies right LMAO.. reality people would have been wanting to know where in the hell you got that money instantly! .. oh well..

    • @jadedandbitter
      @jadedandbitter 4 роки тому +180

      Because they're too stupid, arrogant, and naive to really understand the implications of that statement.

    • @FerventLotus
      @FerventLotus 4 роки тому +219

      Likely because they didn't believe her.

    • @FutonFlex
      @FutonFlex 4 роки тому +18

      slurpoozka that was like 5k

  • @Chris_Mann_2020
    @Chris_Mann_2020 8 років тому +46795

    Nobody thinks of the janitor. He's the real victim here.

  • @truenewtype2239
    @truenewtype2239 3 роки тому +1297

    "I don't want to win, I just wanna make the world a better place" love that line...

    • @sharonjensen3016
      @sharonjensen3016 2 роки тому +33

      The only way to make the world a better place is to make bullies accountable for their words and actions. Any bystanders who turn and look the other way while bullying is going on need to be made accountable too. The standard you walk past is the standard you accept.

    • @solouno2280
      @solouno2280 2 роки тому

      @@sharonjensen3016 truth is... School is rigged from the start

    • @tmcttf8087
      @tmcttf8087 Рік тому +1

      @@sharonjensen3016 ☝️

    • @tmcttf8087
      @tmcttf8087 Рік тому +2

      @nathan smith She deserved it.

    • @tmcttf8087
      @tmcttf8087 Рік тому +5

      @nathan smith I don't think you understand. That "bully", beforehand, was presenting faulty "advice" regarding what it means to get famous in high school to the other girl, "advice" that could have gotten the girl into serious trouble. And considering the other things she's done, she most certainly got what she deserved. Mindy did the right thing. Or what.....you feel *sorry* for them or something?

  • @hondacivic.942
    @hondacivic.942 4 роки тому +7601

    Principal: "Janitor pick this up!"
    Janitor: "I quit."

    • @nmal777
      @nmal777 4 роки тому +56

      how he gonna pick that up?? special janitor fork for liquids? XD

    • @kalenagy
      @kalenagy 4 роки тому +9

      hire for the day

    • @seassaw9303
      @seassaw9303 3 роки тому +4

      @@nmal777 XD

    • @racksskes
      @racksskes 3 роки тому +5

      @@seassaw9303 I need that weapon

    • @seassaw9303
      @seassaw9303 3 роки тому

      @@racksskes oof

  • @FuriousJetYT
    @FuriousJetYT 3 роки тому +2302

    Uhhh is everyone just going to ignore how she handed a wad of cash to the girl saying it was a gift from a drug dealer who went missing when no one knew she was hit girl?

    • @BradentonSlick
      @BradentonSlick 3 роки тому +49

      Hit Girl's secret ID had been revealed to the world at the start of the movie. Everyone knew.

    • @javonmccovery3081
      @javonmccovery3081 3 роки тому +71

      @@BradentonSlick no it wasn't wtf

    • @mr.lostrythm7876
      @mr.lostrythm7876 3 роки тому +5

      @@javonmccovery3081 XD

    • @charlessalmond7076
      @charlessalmond7076 3 роки тому +9

      She talks about being a superhero in this seen. I haven't seen the movie but, they obviously know.

    • @javonmccovery3081
      @javonmccovery3081 3 роки тому +42

      @@charlessalmond7076 No they don't they just thought she was talking about being a superhero in a joking way or something like that they didn't know she was hit girl😭

  • @gorrow1990
    @gorrow1990 6 років тому +4286

    Still a better Mean Girls movie than Mean Girls 2.

    • @binamai6638
      @binamai6638 5 років тому +16

      gor9027 yea mean girls tow sucked

    • @Noah-rq3xt
      @Noah-rq3xt 5 років тому +31

      Dana Pearl they’re talking about mean girls 2, not the original

    • @galaxygrl4466
      @galaxygrl4466 5 років тому +19

      @@Noah-rq3xt But they said both of them suck.😐

    • @kadzino670
      @kadzino670 5 років тому +16

      GaLaXy G!RL no it’s said till a better type of mean girls movie than mean girls 2

    • @ixion_cyb
      @ixion_cyb 5 років тому +2

      Y E s

  • @curryrice7510
    @curryrice7510 3 роки тому +1683

    Me at the next table: “Hey, wtf.... I’m having lunch here...”

    • @LostBoy606
      @LostBoy606 3 роки тому +48

      Someone at the next table got thrown up on lol

    • @dbergerac9632
      @dbergerac9632 3 роки тому +20

      Lunch is over.

    • @sharonjensen3016
      @sharonjensen3016 2 роки тому +13

      I ended up watching this again to make sure I saw what I did towards the end. Oh. My. God. I can't believe they left that in the movie. It's a wonder the censors didn't complain. Or did they?

    • @devo076
      @devo076 Рік тому +2

      "Ey I'm from Brooklyn! Gobba de gool!

    • @miqiee
      @miqiee Місяць тому

      No, you're have THEIR lunch, here!

  • @mymom5537
    @mymom5537 3 роки тому +5082

    “I just wanna make the world a better place”
    The janitor: 👁👄👁

  • @aangkorra
    @aangkorra 8 років тому +7644

    "It's a gift... From some drug dealer who went missing. "

  • @rizzfizz69
    @rizzfizz69 4 роки тому +5725

    her: "i just wanna make the world a better place"
    the janitor: "sis i-"

    • @mel-lt9or
      @mel-lt9or 4 роки тому +74

      Now you wrong for that 💀

    • @rewriter3981
      @rewriter3981 4 роки тому +99

      Nah she gave cash to him off screen enough to support his family so he could quit being a janitor

    • @matthew_natividad
      @matthew_natividad 4 роки тому +14

      A necessary sacrifice

    • @behindyou6427
      @behindyou6427 4 роки тому +5

      matthew natividad a small price to pay for salvation

    • @viktorcervenak5542
      @viktorcervenak5542 4 роки тому +1

      Cymetric GHNCGJCFHCFHCXHCGJVXGJCFVCDHCFJVG36 FVKVDHCDHVDHCXHCFHCFGCXVVXFGXGGXGGVGGCFGCGVCDGHXFGJJTTFDGHCFGJFDHGFHJ

  • @jokester117
    @jokester117 5 місяців тому +173

    Before Jinx and Lucy, Ella Purnell just played a bully that vomits.

    • @MikeGoesBadaBoom
      @MikeGoesBadaBoom 5 місяців тому +11

      I thought that was Lucy from fallout 😂 right from her face I had to go check IMDb to be sure

    • @introvertia1
      @introvertia1 3 місяці тому +3

      Well, she was Emma Bloom in Miss Peregrin, as well.

    • @Patrick05-kg2jn
      @Patrick05-kg2jn Місяць тому

      that was a real vomit as well, she said so in an interview lmao

  • @melissajuneruawhare4187
    @melissajuneruawhare4187 5 років тому +3451

    What I find funny is after Mindy says how her life is going to rock.........I want to know is this before or after she finds out her husband been doing the nanny?

    • @miraculousfairytail2882
      @miraculousfairytail2882 5 років тому +41

      Melissa June Ruawhare boom!

    • @kylewhite8434
      @kylewhite8434 5 років тому +14

      Sounds like you are projecting a little bit there.

    • @andytsung9442
      @andytsung9442 5 років тому +7

      Melissa June Ruawhare that would be a good comeback line

    • @zagorith14
      @zagorith14 5 років тому +36

      Let's be honest, she'd probably take him to court, screw him for everything he has (or at least half). She'll get the house, the car, the dog, a fortune, and full custody of the children with large child support payments. And she'll get all of that without ever having to reveal she was banging her personal trainer the entire time.

    • @ludwigtheholyblade777
      @ludwigtheholyblade777 5 років тому +4

      zagorith14 not if he puts a hit on her

  • @mossgeorge2001
    @mossgeorge2001 5 років тому +1298

    Education, this is how you handle rude people.

    • @manickitty2783
      @manickitty2783 5 років тому +9

      I really wish I had something like that to use on my high school bullies. I would love to see them suffer in front of everyone.

    • @andrewrojas1356
      @andrewrojas1356 5 років тому +6

      @@manickitty2783 maybe life is gonna take care of them one day or maybe someone. Don't worry they'll pay one way or another

    • @manickitty2783
      @manickitty2783 5 років тому +3

      Andrew Rojas I sure hope so thanks

    • @royepic3504
      @royepic3504 5 років тому +1

      School: “better than fighting”

    • @goldennxtae5954
      @goldennxtae5954 5 років тому +1

      @@manickitty2783 not only bullies all the rude people world because because of how stupid they are sometimes

  • @dustydarrius5318
    @dustydarrius5318 5 років тому +9524

    So her idea of a "rockin" life is being a trophy wife and a neglectful mother...?

    • @DantesInferno96
      @DantesInferno96 5 років тому +281

      They get the most time and money to spend though.

    • @savagetv6460
      @savagetv6460 5 років тому +77

      Women belong in the home

    • @jpro1969
      @jpro1969 5 років тому +10

      😂

    • @savagetv6460
      @savagetv6460 5 років тому +50

      @Sharon Jensen society works when women aren't empowered

    • @savagetv6460
      @savagetv6460 5 років тому +57

      @Mathilda feminism is pure cancer and kills nations

  • @topiheikkala4466
    @topiheikkala4466 4 роки тому +12172

    Vomiting and having a diarrhea at the same time, Jesus Christ, that is just brutal and absolutely sick at the same time

    • @peterross97
      @peterross97 4 роки тому +371

      ICIS gas, used for crowd control, does exactly that. Which is why it's illegal for use in North America...

    • @br0dyj08n9
      @br0dyj08n9 4 роки тому +231

      Especially in front of the whole school knowing that everyone is looking at you.

    • @davidbolha
      @davidbolha 4 роки тому +157

      Perfect detoxication therapy. 😂

    • @LadeeHornet93
      @LadeeHornet93 4 роки тому +40

      I soooo need one of those

    • @shawnr888
      @shawnr888 4 роки тому +86

      Try adding muscle spasms onto the mix... this one time, in Mexico... I really shouldn't have drank the water!

  • @realxjosh8298
    @realxjosh8298 5 років тому +10691

    Someone auditioned for this role. Imagine reading the script for this

    • @abhiv7279
      @abhiv7279 4 роки тому +83

      Ikr

    • @babygirl9397
      @babygirl9397 4 роки тому +274

      Maybe it was after they got the role. Like when they find out half way through their going to die.

    • @justsomeguywithagoatee8337
      @justsomeguywithagoatee8337 4 роки тому +161

      Well if ya get paid you'll always find someone.

    • @EvoKeKurlz
      @EvoKeKurlz 4 роки тому +106

      @@babygirl9397 they have to read the script before they accept the role those people who find out they die outta nowhere is probably due to changes in the script

    • @matthew_natividad
      @matthew_natividad 4 роки тому +6

      Must’ve been sick

  • @Lightingwarrior
    @Lightingwarrior 8 років тому +668

    The greatest invention ever made for dealing with MEAN girls

    • @matthew_natividad
      @matthew_natividad 7 років тому +2

      Lightingwarrior or bullies in general

    • @kamurotetsu4860
      @kamurotetsu4860 7 років тому +1

      I think scene this was the director's parody on the film Mean Girls, don't quote me tho.

    • @Donteventryitleavemealone
      @Donteventryitleavemealone 6 років тому +1

      where can you buy it

    • @b13sem
      @b13sem 6 років тому +1

      id make fat people skinny lol

    • @v-trigger6137
      @v-trigger6137 6 років тому

      Yeah Man I Need This Machine For Beat Bullys

  • @qetoun
    @qetoun Рік тому +29

    ''Its a gift, from some drug dealer that went missing''...
    checks out,

  • @CappyK
    @CappyK 6 років тому +12520

    Moral of the story... take a weapon to high school to get revenge on your bullies...?
    Edit: How is this still getting weekly comments? XD Obvs joking, please don't take a weapon to school for revenge.

    • @shyratolbert8136
      @shyratolbert8136 5 років тому +455

      Exactly.😏😎😈

    • @thevoid99
      @thevoid99 5 років тому +253

      @@shyratolbert8136 agreed. it's a good lesson.

    • @denitzilla
      @denitzilla 5 років тому +49

      🤩😂😂😂😂

    • @mikan1998ful
      @mikan1998ful 5 років тому +403

      As long as it doesn't have bullets lol

    • @kayamallon1977
      @kayamallon1977 5 років тому +28

      Oof

  • @randomshit8585
    @randomshit8585 3 роки тому +774

    I love how when the orange girl throws up she makes sure to turn away from Zoe

    • @OnlyDarkness420
      @OnlyDarkness420 3 роки тому +72

      I just think the funniest part is when the brunette girl projectile vomits right into the blonde's face 😂😂 her life is not going to rock after that nobody will ever forget it 🤣🤣

    • @Jy-xb6mh
      @Jy-xb6mh 3 роки тому +12

      @@OnlyDarkness420 it probably went into her mouth to 😂😂😭😭

    • @OnlyDarkness420
      @OnlyDarkness420 3 роки тому +6

      @@Jy-xb6mh that's what she gets
      🤣🤣🤣🤣 I think it's hilarious

    • @Jy-xb6mh
      @Jy-xb6mh 3 роки тому +1

      @@OnlyDarkness420 same😭💀

    • @gabopr1365
      @gabopr1365 3 роки тому +7

      @@grovnargaming2387 why do you think she said it was "deemed too severe"?

  • @daniellivingstone4523
    @daniellivingstone4523 2 роки тому +166

    Damn. Considering that this movie came out the same year with Carrie, that means Chloe Grace Moretz really took down the popular kids in two universes in one year...let that sink in.

    • @arturovillegas1128
      @arturovillegas1128 Рік тому +16

      And in both universes all those bullies end up paying the ultimate price

    • @poisonparadise97
      @poisonparadise97 2 місяці тому +2

      @@arturovillegas1128they paid a bigger price in Carrie. At least they weren’t brutally murdered by her in Kickass. 😂

    • @arturovillegas1128
      @arturovillegas1128 2 місяці тому +2

      @@poisonparadise97 True but they were humiliated in front of the whole cafeteria and everyone is gonna remember this.

  • @mchellerel7374
    @mchellerel7374 4 роки тому +1182

    her : "I make adorable babies for my nanny to take care off while we go have a vacation"
    me : Those kids aren't going to live a happy life.

    • @onepieceking1770
      @onepieceking1770 4 роки тому +41

      No they r not that's wat is going to cause a rebellious children to fight back at their parents

    • @egeorgiades93
      @egeorgiades93 3 роки тому +13

      That’s when one of those kids plans her untimely demise involving a Tanning Booth.

    • @Decrypt-Kryptonian
      @Decrypt-Kryptonian 3 роки тому +5

      Ya exactly

    • @PrantikaJagannath
      @PrantikaJagannath 3 роки тому +27

      Future Karen in making!

    • @charlesneely
      @charlesneely 3 роки тому +11

      Sounds like Nancy pelosi who had a privilege life

  • @legionite1st461
    @legionite1st461 6 років тому +5643

    The key weapon to kill Thanos

    • @lichking3119
      @lichking3119 5 років тому +76

      A messy plan

    • @jojoolegario1690
      @jojoolegario1690 5 років тому +28

      Legionite 1st yes exactly and then he doesn’t feel so good

    • @KDShaolinMenace
      @KDShaolinMenace 5 років тому +5

      Not the best idea though

    • @chaoswalker1073
      @chaoswalker1073 5 років тому +2

      Be is far more robust than a normal human

    • @rajeshzubin
      @rajeshzubin 5 років тому +34

      Imagine Drax or Star Lord carrying this weapon throughout the galaxy. Making people puke and 💩. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @PerfectlyImperfect93
    @PerfectlyImperfect93 4 роки тому +5593

    She basically said she’s going to be a neglectful mother 😂

    • @jazmine6705
      @jazmine6705 4 роки тому +350

      Not to mention a trophy wife

    • @nicbentulan
      @nicbentulan 4 роки тому +135

      @@jazmine6705 she says she goes to college and marries a hot guy. why isn't it that the guy the trophy husband instead of that the girl is the trophy wife?

    • @chanellebooysen9570
      @chanellebooysen9570 4 роки тому +17

      Lol right

    • @knatspray
      @knatspray 4 роки тому +44

      Sounds like a life plan my mom would make

    • @gingerisevil02
      @gingerisevil02 4 роки тому +19

      She did. Child. Neglect

  • @Wulfay
    @Wulfay 5 місяців тому +26

    Ella Purnell got casted for this legendary vomit scene in Fallout to play perfectly radiation sickness and do it again 🤣

  • @evelynvelazquez3543
    @evelynvelazquez3543 5 років тому +3382

    Girl : I just want to make the world a better place
    Me : What about the JANITOR????

  • @bloodynoses9693
    @bloodynoses9693 5 років тому +2609

    So...where can I buy this magical diarrhea stick again?

  • @gingerisevil02
    @gingerisevil02 4 роки тому +6795

    I love how she’s not affected by anything she says to her; that alone is baddass.

    • @brentmeistergeneral6074
      @brentmeistergeneral6074 4 роки тому +141

      We used to have a saying ‘stick and stones...’ before it turned into ‘be offended’ and cry ‘hate speech’. She’s just acting like every kid was taught to 30 years ago!

    • @LorieLynn
      @LorieLynn 3 роки тому +109

      @@brentmeistergeneral6074 Except the problem was, and I can say this from being part of those generations, the expression "Sticks and Stones may break my bones" was basically used to shut kids down. Parents would go "Hey what do they say about sticks and stones" while a child was trying to tell them that they were being genuinely tormented at school. It's great to say "Let the words flow off of you they are just words" but if those "just words" are being repeated over and over and over and over to you and not one person in your life is doing anything to stop or contradict those words than eventually they start to beat there way in. Plus someone who is regularly bullied by one person tends to be bullied by that one person friends and from there the bullying can spread until it feels like the whole school is doing it all because a few of them want to be vied as "Cool" by the initiator. Depending on when the bullying starts that can be like 8 years worth of people calling names, slinging insults, and otherwise dragging a person's self esteem through the mud while they desperately ask for help only to be told "Sticks and stones, sticks and stones". Kids 30 years ago weren't all letting the words flow off of them and ignoring them, they were simply being told to shut up about it enough that they eventually just gave up asking for help. Why do you think that so many people from those generations are now in therapy? As for the "used to have a saying". That saying still exists and kids do still say it. The only thing that has happened to that expression is that the alternative now exists which is "Sticks and Stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me" because if there is one thing the generations of the 30 years ago are doing, it is massively embracing a love of BDSM.

    • @brentmeistergeneral6074
      @brentmeistergeneral6074 3 роки тому +36

      @@LorieLynn I was bullied and I abided by ‘sticks and stones’... the bully realised he wasn’t getting through to me and stopped.
      Not only did he stop bullying me but everyone saw him fail and he lost all his ‘credibility’. I was never bullied again, and I don’t think he ever bullied again! Easy!

    • @men8212
      @men8212 3 роки тому +62

      @@brentmeistergeneral6074 and then everybody stood up and cheered!

    • @brentmeistergeneral6074
      @brentmeistergeneral6074 3 роки тому +13

      @@men8212 you were there?

  • @dejstoney
    @dejstoney 2 роки тому +388

    Props to this girl Chloe. She is always being bullied in every movie but always gets the last laugh!

  • @animefan2454
    @animefan2454 5 років тому +2328

    Was she even wearing any underwear? it's just pouring out like a fountain.

    • @X-Prime123
      @X-Prime123 5 років тому +522

      She probably wore a thong, so the chocolate fondue came out easily.

    • @raiku696
      @raiku696 5 років тому +230

      xsara123 eww god damnit now you got that thought in my head

    • @abhiv7279
      @abhiv7279 4 роки тому +64

      She probably wasn't.

    • @matts1166
      @matts1166 4 роки тому +80

      Do you think the thong worked like a garden hose nozzle? A little tighter and it would make a cone-shaped poo fountain?

    • @FEDERALBEREAUOFIMCOMPENTRNCE
      @FEDERALBEREAUOFIMCOMPENTRNCE 4 роки тому +20

      @@raiku696 she wore a thong for reasons ;)

  • @guynonsense4157
    @guynonsense4157 4 роки тому +2432

    Iron Man would win Thanos in Infinity War if he thought about this weapon

    • @davidbolha
      @davidbolha 4 роки тому +120

      Yeah Thanos would be indefinitely stuck on the toilet. 😂

    • @allynflinchbaugh4570
      @allynflinchbaugh4570 3 роки тому +68

      How do you know that isn't the reason why Thanos spent so much time on his throne in the other movies? How do you know it wasn't also a toilet? ;)

    • @Ziloracion
      @Ziloracion 3 роки тому +33

      I'd feel bad for Ant-Man😂

    • @davidbolha
      @davidbolha 3 роки тому +16

      @Ryan Clark Then Ant-Man shrinks his toilet paper supply. 😂😎😜

    • @hanantermizi6106
      @hanantermizi6106 3 роки тому +3

      😂

  • @kara_keegan_2242
    @kara_keegan_2242 5 років тому +4722

    0:20 I love how in every high school movie, the character always gets a makeover and walks in and everyone just immediately stared at her and is surprised and she is now popular
    But then in real life if you try this, no one gives a crap or pays attention, maybe a few compliments from friends but that's all.... high school expectation from reality😂😂
    The comeback is great though

    • @Moon-ux3vp
      @Moon-ux3vp 4 роки тому +98

      With a stack of money to give to random ppl

    • @alyssarose3880
      @alyssarose3880 4 роки тому +15

      Lol! So true!!

    • @redstuntdouble9379
      @redstuntdouble9379 4 роки тому +14

      Did you try this?

    • @Carnival0fMadness
      @Carnival0fMadness 4 роки тому +35

      *screaming Heather, Heather, Heather, and Veronica*

    • @ethanherrera1552
      @ethanherrera1552 4 роки тому +30

      not true lol, i change one thing about me everyone notices, any one kid changes drastically everyone notices, that’s the pressure of high school lol

  • @dkbsoulman
    @dkbsoulman Рік тому +74

    The comments about the poor janitor are golden 😀. Still, it's always nice to see bullies put in their place.

  • @gracedicken8708
    @gracedicken8708 3 роки тому +284

    Love how they just gloss over how she says “It’s from a drug dealer who went missing”

    • @humongouzcox5805
      @humongouzcox5805 3 роки тому +6

      no she said " its a gift from a drug dealer who went missing"

  • @tattooedandy93
    @tattooedandy93 3 роки тому +564

    "It doesn't matter what costume I wear, yours or mine, I'm a superhero. That's who I am." I actually think of this quote all the time when Im dressed and going out even if I'm wearing a pair of trackies and hoodie. Thank you Mindy.

    • @ExplorerDS6789
      @ExplorerDS6789 9 місяців тому +1

      I really do believe Hit-Girl sees herself as a hero, as her daddy messed with her mind all those years. But sadly, she is not a superhero. She is a murderer.

  • @theWolffromTransylvania
    @theWolffromTransylvania 6 років тому +4552

    I'm pretty sure she's Carrie

    • @archive881
      @archive881 6 років тому +70

      2:26 - Linda Blair

    • @jaime779
      @jaime779 6 років тому +61

      Laur_ Wolf_XD yeah. she played Carrie in the 3013 remake.

    • @chl_o.e_r
      @chl_o.e_r 6 років тому +25

      @@jaime779 2013*

    • @jaime779
      @jaime779 6 років тому +15

      @@chl_o.e_r same thing

    • @jaime779
      @jaime779 6 років тому +4

      @Ish me Jaylin whatever

  • @Joby1980
    @Joby1980 4 місяці тому +7

    “Okie dokie”

  • @benm5970
    @benm5970 2 роки тому +21

    I just love scenes in movies involving getting revenge on bullies

  • @sethraelthebard5459
    @sethraelthebard5459 3 роки тому +2048

    In the mind of these insipid high schoolers, there is only one thing more horrifying than death: Total social embarrassment. This is a moment that they would never be able to forget...and neither would anyone else. That glorious moment in the cafeteria, when the Queen Bee voided her bowels from both ends.

    • @whisoncrackz3588
      @whisoncrackz3588 3 роки тому +94

      That’s too true, I was getting beat with a Pipe at Shcool in my freshman year, I wasent worried about Dying or Getting hurt, I was worried if anyone was recording

    • @tallestred8245
      @tallestred8245 3 роки тому +63

      @@whisoncrackz3588 Wtf is wrong with your school?

    • @whisoncrackz3588
      @whisoncrackz3588 3 роки тому +57

      @@tallestred8245 nothing. I live in Florida. That might be able to Sum everything up

    • @danielmorris8748
      @danielmorris8748 3 роки тому +60

      @@whisoncrackz3588 Oh, Florida musta been a Tuesday.

    • @ATP2555ify
      @ATP2555ify 3 роки тому +16

      @@whisoncrackz3588 It summed it up well for me.

  • @goat_sama8239
    @goat_sama8239 5 років тому +480

    2:11 Poor dude in hoodie got some on his lap. For those who didn't notice

    • @bobgio
      @bobgio 4 роки тому +6

      It's at 2:13 to 2:15, guy in pink hoodie

    • @ericaandsteve1816
      @ericaandsteve1816 4 роки тому +1

      I would have sue 😂😂

    • @bobgio
      @bobgio 4 роки тому

      You prolly would hav licked it off him

    • @ericaandsteve1816
      @ericaandsteve1816 4 роки тому +1

      SpeakTheTruth lol not true

    • @delete--5563
      @delete--5563 4 роки тому +1

      Agree poor guy lol. 😔.

  • @HardlySamie
    @HardlySamie 7 років тому +665

    I'd like to imagine Big Daddy looking down on this moment, gently shaking his head with a smile saying "Oh, child."

    • @marcuso4934
      @marcuso4934 6 років тому +6

      Lol! I know right Bro

    • @henrytaylor9604
      @henrytaylor9604 5 років тому +2

      Samie Hartley oh please she deserved in anyways

  • @FireRazor1
    @FireRazor1 5 місяців тому +14

    Lucy nooo 😂

  • @EmperorKrow
    @EmperorKrow 4 роки тому +5082

    never seen either of the Kickass movies....but this scene, to me, is LEGENDARY!!!!

  • @AreaAlien-db8jp
    @AreaAlien-db8jp 4 роки тому +962

    Are they seriously not intimidated by a stack of cash and her mentioning it’s from a drug dealer gone missing

    • @omar619kamis
      @omar619kamis 4 роки тому +5

      its a joke

    • @pharell792
      @pharell792 4 роки тому +9

      alpha zac but it’s isn’t most likely she would have lol

    • @davidbolha
      @davidbolha 4 роки тому

      Why would they be ? 😕

    • @mrwerewolfvampire
      @mrwerewolfvampire 4 роки тому +3

      They are stupid.

    • @babsybrrrnz
      @babsybrrrnz 4 роки тому +4

      they are blinded by their pride & arrogance to truly take notice

  • @CoRLex-jh5vx
    @CoRLex-jh5vx 8 років тому +228

    Lol was that girl wearing no underwear?!

  • @dylanparker4842
    @dylanparker4842 2 роки тому +16

    Now that's a true heroine! True super heroes not only take down criminals and super villains, but bullies and mean people and sorority girls and frat boys as well. Hit Girl rules!

  • @keniaortiz915
    @keniaortiz915 8 років тому +1181

    Wow... the sick stick, I WANT ONE!! >:'DD

  • @km2105
    @km2105 4 роки тому +1165

    None of the girls are the hero in this movie.
    The only hero is the janitor

    • @oraleestabien
      @oraleestabien 4 роки тому +10

      and the construction workers

    • @fi4doo861
      @fi4doo861 3 роки тому +3

      If I'm the janitor I'll rub those Girl's Hair on their wastes 🤣😂

    • @charlieharcombe7585
      @charlieharcombe7585 3 роки тому +4

      But if the Janitor is a hero then there is someone as a hero so you saying no one is a hero is wrong by your own logic and statement

    • @unknownperson2422
      @unknownperson2422 3 роки тому +1

      If No one is the hero. Then No one is the hero. Do you even read what you type before you type it?

    • @rhiannascureman2185
      @rhiannascureman2185 3 роки тому

      @@unknownperson2422 thank you I was so annoyed by that 🤦‍♀️

  • @jbenico7707
    @jbenico7707 6 років тому +798

    I want a sick stick of my own

  • @TheGreatCatsby93
    @TheGreatCatsby93 5 місяців тому +28

    The girl in the middle is Ella Purnell (Lucy Mclean from the fallout TV series)

  • @DerekMcAdam2023
    @DerekMcAdam2023 7 років тому +405

    Chloe can take many role. She is a good actress. No wonder why she won so many awards while she was young like that

  • @tyleraguilera5398
    @tyleraguilera5398 6 років тому +1253

    Bruh, that nutella waterfall 😂😂😂

  • @BiscuitDelivery
    @BiscuitDelivery 8 років тому +733

    'Disgruntled DARPA employee'
    Three words you never want to hear.

    • @shockwave8385
      @shockwave8385 8 років тому +8

      The stuff of nightmares.

    • @agento9120
      @agento9120 8 років тому

      +Kindred Spirit What is it?

    • @GriseWeisshark
      @GriseWeisshark 8 років тому

      I don't get it..

    • @blixer8384
      @blixer8384 8 років тому +20

      DARPA Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency. They're apart of the DoD.

    • @agento9120
      @agento9120 8 років тому +1

      Emmett Leone-Woods But what do they do exactly?

  • @JuanTonSoupXP
    @JuanTonSoupXP 5 місяців тому +78

    “Okie dokey!”

  • @washyofeetyanastyhafa
    @washyofeetyanastyhafa 3 роки тому +378

    If Carrie wasn’t born into a weird household:

    • @bernardomarkuskampffdemelo4323
      @bernardomarkuskampffdemelo4323 Рік тому +16

      Hit-Girl was definitely born into a weird household

    • @PrinceFloof
      @PrinceFloof Рік тому +4

      ​@@bernardomarkuskampffdemelo4323A household of preparation

    • @nilesstark
      @nilesstark 5 місяців тому

      And the moment Lucy went to the Vault and never came out.

    • @cartercravillion
      @cartercravillion 4 місяці тому +3

      If Carrie was born in the cool household

  • @Diet_Bleach
    @Diet_Bleach 5 років тому +490

    Models would love the sick stick.

  • @Aramis_Production
    @Aramis_Production 4 роки тому +137

    That was unexpected. My God, I need that device for my mother in law.

  • @LyleVSXyle
    @LyleVSXyle 5 місяців тому +9

    Huh… so this was the first thing I ever saw Ella Purnell in.
    Okey Dokey 👍🏻

  • @01DaBoss
    @01DaBoss 4 роки тому +781

    "I don't wanna win, I just want to make the world a better place" best line

    • @MrDanielWP
      @MrDanielWP 4 роки тому +5

      Wouldn't that be a win?

    • @nicbentulan
      @nicbentulan 4 роки тому +14

      @@MrDanielWP it is, but people don't always necessarily see that. In daily life, it's hard to not 'win' for the sake of doing what's right. For example, one may 'win' an argument but not build consensus or maintain a relationship.
      That's how I understand it.

    • @plsframey2513
      @plsframey2513 4 роки тому +1

      Janitor: you have made my life painful

    • @gingerisevil02
      @gingerisevil02 4 роки тому +6

      Daniel Peer her concept of “winning” is being prettier, richer, and having more social status. She’s going to be a narcissistic mother, essentially.

    • @MrDanielWP
      @MrDanielWP 4 роки тому

      @@gingerisevil02 Probably

  • @Gl1tchyV00d00
    @Gl1tchyV00d00 9 років тому +351

    That poor janitor :(

    • @redx589
      @redx589 8 років тому +2

      +eaglerouge lol

  • @petea1998
    @petea1998 4 роки тому +797

    The sad thing is, there are actually Brookes out there who think being a glorified trophy wife, who is solely dependant on her husband and who has no other goals or aspirations in life, is somehow an acheivement. Not to mention the fact that the husband may just cheat on them with the nanny that plays mother to their future kids anyway.

    • @umbrellacorporation9168
      @umbrellacorporation9168 4 роки тому +3

      Peter Andrew that’s the joke...

    • @petea1998
      @petea1998 4 роки тому +25

      @@umbrellacorporation9168 I thought the joke was making her vomit, puke and beg for mercy, not her boasting about how being a glorified trophy wife is better than being an strong and independant woman.

    • @scorchx3000
      @scorchx3000 4 роки тому +31

      They do think that, reality comes crashing down as they get older and replaced by another trophy wife.

    • @kylephantom4
      @kylephantom4 4 роки тому +2

      @Sharon Jensen best part is, it could be either a woman or man too

    • @lazybeegina4590
      @lazybeegina4590 4 роки тому +4

      But I thought she said she'll go two awesome a College which makes me to believe that she actually has aspirations to get a job so I don't understand where you get the concept that her sole goal in life is to become a trophy wife

  • @XanderCrease
    @XanderCrease 5 місяців тому +21

    @0:32 Like to go back 10 years and tell myself the girl in the middle (Ella Purnell) is the main character of the awesome Fallout TV series in 2024.

  • @pedrocaballero6625
    @pedrocaballero6625 6 років тому +839

    “The sick stick”...
    Kinky...

  • @nourflow1908
    @nourflow1908 6 років тому +756

    She's prettier than those divaes

    • @خالدالزهراني-ر6غ
      @خالدالزهراني-ر6غ 5 років тому +2

      هاي

    • @Taelyr
      @Taelyr 5 років тому +15

      Kryptönïtë Scï Fï Sïnïstër nope. You’re just a troll.

    • @skyvro
      @skyvro 5 років тому +9

      Lithium Princess chill out damn it’s their opinion don’t get butt hurt.

    • @cherylcoomes6739
      @cherylcoomes6739 5 років тому +1

      True

    • @skyvro
      @skyvro 5 років тому +11

      Mathilda not defending anything honey just saying people can say their opinions, got it? 😛

  • @selenajem1573
    @selenajem1573 8 років тому +386

    When you realize that the girl next to Brooke, is going to be Emma on Ms Peregrine's Home for peculiar children. :))

    • @shahanagill
      @shahanagill 8 років тому +12

      ELLAAAAAAA PURNELLLL!! 💕💕

    • @yutautatata8970
      @yutautatata8970 8 років тому +2

      omg yes

    • @iwachansproperty5635
      @iwachansproperty5635 7 років тому +7

      Selena Jem OMG!! THATS WHY I FEEL THAT SHE'S SO FAMILIAR😱😱😱

    • @ragedragonshahah1225
      @ragedragonshahah1225 7 років тому

      Selena Jem yeh

    • @anshobii
      @anshobii 7 років тому

      Selena Jem Oh my God now that you had said that I recognize her face!!!!

  • @Wolverine.925
    @Wolverine.925 5 місяців тому +8

    Cant believe that was ella purnell❤❤❤😮

  • @TheScorpion0081
    @TheScorpion0081 7 років тому +475

    I feel sorry for the janitors who we all KNOW will have to clean that up.

  • @davidgibbs7232
    @davidgibbs7232 6 років тому +815

    I have looked all over the internet and I cannot find one of these Sick Sticks.Damn.

    • @flyingnematode
      @flyingnematode 6 років тому +14

      Search sic not sick

    • @davidgibbs7232
      @davidgibbs7232 6 років тому +7

      I did and it comes up sick stick.I am never going to get one.That makes me sick(sic).

    • @davidgibbs7232
      @davidgibbs7232 6 років тому +4

      Justin Kim.Thank you my friend.

    • @davidgibbs7232
      @davidgibbs7232 6 років тому +3

      LegoManiac.Thank you for that. You have just ruined my day.

    • @sebastianzuzi311
      @sebastianzuzi311 6 років тому

      David Gibbs How did I ruin your day? I just said that the sick stick is made up

  • @Mr.House-2281
    @Mr.House-2281 4 місяці тому +6

    Pre-war Lucy 😂 I knew her mother…

  • @mgtowshadow5342
    @mgtowshadow5342 4 роки тому +364

    Vietnam Vet : "I've seen
    some sh-it"
    School Janitor : "Hold My Mop.."

  • @kyaramunzani1784
    @kyaramunzani1784 6 років тому +392

    "My life is going to rock, and yours is going to suck," couple minutes in 2:15 Shen realizes that her life is a joke

    • @doupt
      @doupt 5 років тому +7

      My life is going to rock, and your is/ yours going to suck*

    • @henrytaylor9604
      @henrytaylor9604 5 років тому +1

      HeyitsKYARA I know right

    • @sharonjensen3016
      @sharonjensen3016 2 роки тому

      Says the future venereal disease carrier.

    • @Reapermaskhybrid
      @Reapermaskhybrid Рік тому +3

      "Not in a few minutes it's not, sweetie." *Pulls out the sick stick.*

  • @hansonel
    @hansonel 3 роки тому +310

    This is how Mean Girls should have ended since Brooke is basically Regina George

    • @laurenralph5968
      @laurenralph5968 3 роки тому +30

      No Regina George was the queen of mean girls Brooke’s got nothing on my girl Regina George

    • @aniellofico2478
      @aniellofico2478 3 роки тому +3

      I would love to see this happen in to regina or mandy both of them deserve this.

    • @volkerbenedikt3868
      @volkerbenedikt3868 3 роки тому +3

      @@aniellofico2478 Excuse me, there's only Mean Girls, whatever after came is a tragedy that we all refuse to acknowledge, because of the major suckage. And BTW, Mandy's character isn't all that.

    • @sharonjensen3016
      @sharonjensen3016 2 роки тому +3

      Brooke got a lesson in humility. Regina got hit by a bus.

  • @jazmineferguson7711
    @jazmineferguson7711 4 місяці тому +6

    2:26-2:28 I guess that means she wasn't wearing underwear.

  • @JayV98
    @JayV98 8 років тому +385

    Karma.

  • @josephhernandez1885
    @josephhernandez1885 4 роки тому +52

    That would be Carrie's best revenge if she didnt have the power

    • @thelonewolf7443
      @thelonewolf7443 3 роки тому +2

      Ah yes, nice movie reference! Kind wish Carrie had more in-depth storyline & character development.

    • @laurenralph5968
      @laurenralph5968 3 роки тому +3

      @@thelonewolf7443 if you want more depth of the Carrie White character see the 1976 Version of Carrie it stars Sissy Spacek as Carrie White it’s the best out of all them but I do love them all it’s just that the original holds a special place in my heart and Sissy Spacek was phenom in the film

  • @111inh
    @111inh 6 років тому +4400

    I thought the beginning was an ad

  • @xAlphaBxtch
    @xAlphaBxtch 7 років тому +710

    I feel bad for the boy who got his pants vomited on, he was just an innocent bystander

  • @ChenLiTao
    @ChenLiTao 2 місяці тому +1

    Loki: I have an army.
    Tony: I have a sick stick.

  • @Driver_X5
    @Driver_X5 8 років тому +393

    Sic stick. I have got to get me one of these!

  • @stephenking5852
    @stephenking5852 5 років тому +702

    “I don’t wanna win. I just want to make the world a better place.”

  • @bjw4859
    @bjw4859 3 роки тому +38

    Go Mindy, Dad taught you well.

  • @Pizzalover101
    @Pizzalover101 3 роки тому +44

    A moment of silence for the janitor who had to clean it up.

  • @brokenandcraked
    @brokenandcraked 5 років тому +670

    The ironic part is that every mean girl I went to high school with, that had that "I'm going to marry a rich guy and have a life of luxury " mentality. All ended up getting knocked up in college or university, and/or gaining a ton of weight. Most of them have multiple baby daddy's, and are usually the first ones to rant about the body positive movement

    • @Metalman200xdamnit
      @Metalman200xdamnit 5 років тому +47

      And they become hooked on opioids or meth.

    • @carlosjavier771
      @carlosjavier771 5 років тому +59

      AND they get that college debt all while working in a fast food chain restaurant.

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 4 роки тому +32

      While those dedicated to their studies and lived ones have better lives

    • @prodeyj1
      @prodeyj1 4 роки тому +29

      I'ma take a stand and say the rich dude was a baseball capped dude with a beard and a beer belly that wears Oakleys for everything?

    • @haroldthaf
      @haroldthaf 4 роки тому +7

      That's one hell of a high school you guys went too.

  • @staceyc2681
    @staceyc2681 9 років тому +178

    Srsly tho, Chloe is so damn pretty.

    • @coolt128
      @coolt128 8 років тому +2

      She is

    • @juliegranado1131
      @juliegranado1131 7 років тому

      Jadis get out of here you jadis you back stabbing ,coconut head looking ass ,who tries to take way good looking cops😅😅😅

    • @celestialtony5623
      @celestialtony5623 7 років тому +2

      HeavyArtillery6 me too.

  • @MrKhalil9
    @MrKhalil9 8 років тому +585

    2:26 Vanilla and Chocolate, anybody?

  • @pagliaccisghost269
    @pagliaccisghost269 3 роки тому +67

    Loved watching her grow up from a cute little sidekick, to a beautiful superhero. Was a great journey. I still watch them from time to time.

  • @michaelj.caboose4204
    @michaelj.caboose4204 7 років тому +2365

    Chuck Norris: that's my daughter! 👍🏻

  • @andygarcia8009
    @andygarcia8009 8 років тому +219

    I don't know which part of the sick stick is funny, the vomit or diarrhea

  • @porcupine648
    @porcupine648 4 роки тому +494

    "No one's ever gonna kiss that hole you call a mouth"
    Let's take a look at the hole at 2:13

    • @aldinalijagic9345
      @aldinalijagic9345 4 роки тому +13

      My life is gonna rock and your s gonna suck we're famous Chloe:not for long and Dunn beginsssss

    • @aldinalijagic9345
      @aldinalijagic9345 4 роки тому +2

      Sorry I typed too fast I meant FUNnnn is beginning

    • @nkwiriyesto139
      @nkwiriyesto139 4 роки тому +2

      @@aldinalijagic9345 Thought u were writing in some Shakespearean Slang. Lmfao

    • @yunappleofficial
      @yunappleofficial 4 роки тому +2

      *LMFAOOOOO*

    • @nahor88
      @nahor88 4 роки тому +8

      That wasn't my takeaway... the actual line was "no boy is ever gonna wanna kiss that hole you call a mouth".
      She clearly doesn't understand how desperate boys are... LOL. That aside from the fact Hit Girl is actually very pretty even without the make-up.

  • @nytrex2001
    @nytrex2001 4 місяці тому +2

    The Sick Stick would sell well on Amazon.

  • @willywanker449
    @willywanker449 4 роки тому +682

    2:27 when your mom brings home tacobell

  • @raine420
    @raine420 5 років тому +580

    She’s just a beautiful girl, and amazing actress😊

  • @ksoundkaiju9256
    @ksoundkaiju9256 8 років тому +33

    2:26 Reminds me of the Fudge Fountain in Golden Corral XD

  • @jaime9130
    @jaime9130 3 місяці тому +4

    Wooah that was so grossly, disgustingly satisfying! 😂😅

  • @bigchungus3408
    @bigchungus3408 5 років тому +549

    Carrie, I can not believe you've become a popular girl.

    • @god3485
      @god3485 5 років тому +10

      BIG CHUNGUS finally a comment about carrie omg

    • @jodyabagja199
      @jodyabagja199 4 роки тому +4

      Yes...
      Is like some Carrie references...
      But in funny way....

    • @jadedandbitter
      @jadedandbitter 4 роки тому

      Pfft, that wasn't Carrie. Sissy Spacek was. As if a girl that attractive could ever be an outcast. Even if the girls hated her, she'd be friends with all the boys.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 роки тому +1

      jadedandbitter She played Carrie in the recent version...

    • @jadedandbitter
      @jadedandbitter 4 роки тому

      @@DeathnoteBB ... my entire comment was based on that knowledge. It makes no sense otherwise.

  • @youtubecommenter37
    @youtubecommenter37 4 роки тому +162

    Imagine being the girl who pooped and having this scene in your acting highlight reel

    • @onepieceking1770
      @onepieceking1770 4 роки тому +10

      Embarrassed for life

    • @XBLxMaverickX
      @XBLxMaverickX 3 роки тому

      Welp Thats All 3 2 Off Camera Lmao!

    • @rickymort135
      @rickymort135 3 роки тому +2

      She could get hired for 2 girls 1 cup sequel

    • @Lee-Hayoung
      @Lee-Hayoung 3 роки тому +1

      But she had it coming. Her 'rocking' life turns into a 'dumpster.'

  • @robloxnerd8510
    @robloxnerd8510 3 роки тому +56

    Her: I just wanna make the world a better place.
    Makes a big mess on the floor.
    Janitor: I need to think about my life choices....

  • @logantocker4610
    @logantocker4610 Рік тому +20

    Who else thinks Chloe Grace Mortez would make a good Batgirl?

  • @frifted5407
    @frifted5407 8 років тому +252

    *I need it....*
    *I NEED IT NOW!*