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- Опубліковано 22 лип 2024
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Guess you could call him a maul cop
🥁🥁📀
*seinfeild theme plays*
I l o v e y o u
PAUL BLART MAUL COP 3
Clout Sauce Badum Tsssss
He’s drunk, he can’t hide it.
Yes he is
He's always drunk. I think the only time I saw him sober is when he almost got drown in a river or something?
He's drunk because of goddamn coppa
He’s drunk in every video i just realized that xD
Drunk ruski birb
UA-cam: **demonotizes channels that aren't for kids**
Also youtube: **forgets that they made youtube kids...**
They made UA-cam kids for kids and normal UA-cam well for watching UA-cam lol
It really is like they’ve completely forgotten about YT Kids. Some of the stuff on there is worse than the stuff here!
@@khodibritton8368 yea
They forgot it, and nobody uses it XD
Nah, UA-cam kids is cursed so that’s the only choice
Hi, I'm from Russia, and you know what? You have pretty good Russian Accent and i've understood mostly all words! And you makes very good and kindness videos) Thank you!
I am not from russia but I know a lot of Russian and his Russian is really good
Could you tell them to me? The lyrics?
I may not be russia but i agree with you
@@moor4016 Moscow Nights by composer Vasily Solovyov-Sedoi and poet Mikhail Matusovsky, 1955. It has a page on wiki if you'd like to know more
@@OilyOaf It's a song named Moscow Nights. It has a page on wiki if you'd like to know more
Stillness in the grove, not a rustling sound
Softly shines the moon clear and bright.
Dear, if you could know how I treasure so
The most beautiful Moscow night.
Dear, if you could know how I treasure so
The most beautiful Moscow night.
Lazily the brook, like a silv'ry stream
Ripples gently in the moonlight,
And a song afar fades as in a dream,
In the spell of this summer night. (2X)
Dearest, why so sad, why the downcast eyes,
And your lovely head bent so low?
Oh, It's hard to speak---and yet not to speak
Of the longing my heart does know. (2X)
Promise me, my love, as the dawn appears
And the darkness turns into light,
That you'll cherish, dear, thru the passing years
This most beautiful Moscow night.
Dabchick:The Soviets commuted a few atrociti-
Barnaby: *InTEnsE StrUmIng*
Well I mean pretty much every country has commuted atrocities at some point, especially during colonization.
@@fang609 The USSR didn't colonize tho and was much more recent, lol.
@@LordVader1094 socialist as I might be, it would be remiss to ignore their imperialist undertakings
UA-cam: Toy channel
K I D C H A N N E L
I had to stop the video several times to wipe the tears from eyes from laughter. Good muslamic girl you are, Barnaby.
Me a muslamic girl: **Chuckles**
Im in danger :>
Karoline Hinz he’s a boy
Robloxerboiyeet 45
R/whoosh
Depressed Potato r/whoooooooooooooooooossssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
@@mobiletaskforce8425 thats not a reddit
UA-cam: If your content is not for kids we’ll demonetize you
Also UA-cam: If your content is for kids we’ll demonetize you
This is basically "only big company get money" basically
u make no senes
@Shawn Willoughby sense*
If your content has content we'll demonitize you
If your content has no content we'll strike your channel for spam
MORTAL 🐲 KOMBAT
STARST
This aged REALLY well
The toy police department seems to be suffering a distinct lack of trousers.
Well, the toy police dont have the same budget as most other forces. Especially not the fashion police, which dab chick would probably be on their list now, with those beads and hat...
I guess you could say that the department was caught with its pants down 😂
So does Donald Duck, and nobody seems to mind
Give these men some trousers
Dabchick sounds more drunk than usual
well he was shown to have been drinking with pals at the beginning
Your profile pic makes this so much better
😂😂
Wait “than usual”?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*THAN USUAL*
The fact that he sounds tipsy just makes it better
“We got black gloves so he can cover up like a good Muslim girl!”
Wps is better
Oh, hi Word. Thank you for letting me type all my schoolwork on your for, 8 years, and growing.
*Muslamic girl
@@TiyasBMenon-td4ti what tf is muslamic? It's muslimah
@@whatisapanelist it's from the video
Barnaby: say it with me... pup
Coppa:pup
Barnaby:pet
Coppa:pet
Barnaby:try puppetry
Coppa: TOY CHANNEL
lol, yup. that's him in a nutshell
“BE GONE GAY- Gray man, THIS IS NO LONGER YOUR REALM!”
HE HAS SPOKEN!
WE HAVE CONFISCATE IT TO MAKE YOUTUBS
Also can you get me an orange jui- oh he’s gone
RTRTRTF5🐰
NEW GAME
LOAD GAME
😃💬
barnabydixon: exists
officer:
i diagnose you with *toy channel*
It's constable wayne
No, it's TOY CHANNEL
6:34 top ten anime betrayals
Lamo
I think it’s both physically and mentally impossible for me to not love you Barnaby, your creativity and humor never ceases to amaze me and brighten my day haha
Different Girl toy channel
This channel is criminally underrated to the level of insulting.
Not as much as jacknjellify (check their channel)
I couldn’t agree enough TheKrensada
Amen! TheKrensada👊
827,000 subscribers is nothing to sneeze at.
Agreed
1:35 "We got some black garments to cover Barnaby up like a good muslamic girl" 😆😆😆
I died 😂
Oh what are u doing?
Barnaby:*vapes*
Dabchick: u know u aren’t setting a very good example for the kids *coughs* ah *falls* did we miss anything?
So dabchick speaks English as only a Brit could, but also can sing in Russian and Yiddish. And really damn well. Amazing covers, stunning puppetry, well made videos. It’s unfair
*Dabchick tries to sing in Russian *
Me:
**Happy Russian noises**
Lol I can speak a little Russian like blyat
@@cheetahplays2022 I'm british but I translated and I think you know but it means fuck.
Happy russian chick:
*Blin! Blin! Blin!*
О, привет.
Не слышни всаду даще щороши
It brings me joy witnessing such things. Pray sir, never waver from such a path, for it brings happiness not only to you, but to many others as well
barnaby: This is puppetry, not targeted towards children
UA-cam: hee hOo *toy channel*
“How long’s it been since you’ve been on the channel?”
“65 million years.”
“Okay, smartass, go stand over there.”
😂
x
OOOOOOOOOOOH 🤣 BROOOO WHAT THE HELLLLL
Cover him up like a good “muslamic” girl. I actually choked 😂😂😂
lol
3:53
Hello Constable Wayne I think-
*TOY CHANNEL?*
No wayne its a synthesizer i just said toy becau-
*ŢŐÝ ÇHÅÑŅÊŁ!*
JESUS!
🤣
Alright boy GO GET 'EM!
*sicks a fucking raptor*
That bit never ceases to be funny
@@kyleguajardo and the poor raptor running away when he opens the door.
HERE'S YOUR FREKING TOY CHANNEL
@@FPSEnjoyer09 lol
This is a channel that everyone watches but no-one ever talks about
Exactly.
I’m very astonished of how many languages this very talented man knows
Ты кто такой!!!!!!
🎩🎩
🐥🥃🐥🥃🥃🐦🔧👈👴
Cor re dovvv
It's actually a bird...
👮🐥🍺🐥🐦🔧👈👴
"Be GONE GAY- grey man!"
1:20
Gay
*tf2 but over 10 years later*
Hahahahahaha
@@samihalkhatib345 bulletproof battery on koth_slaughter wearing the god of war fighting a scout on the point
The more I binge watch this series, the more I fear for this man’s wrist
Snap crackle pop
"That's why i loveee- NESTLE CRUNCH."
So your telling me....that you can make hand puppets you can control them very properly! You can sing! You can professionally play instruments! Your acting skills is awesome! I'm gonna cry in the corner now
"DON'T JUDGE ME"
Messy room: Exists
Me: How did you break into my ro- oh.
*[INSERT JUDGEMENT HERE]*
Hahaha😂😂😂
rooh
I like how all my fav YT people are trying to be as offensive as possible to drill home that Google needs to do more and stop passing the buck. Beautiful. Dunno how it's gon' do, but beautiful, all the same.
GL, Barnaby. I'm off to view a video... a few hundred times. No reason... *whistles...*
Oh, uh, hi! :Д
They are being as offensive as possible so they don't get into trouble with the law and prove their content isn't for kids, so it keeps being monotized and shared and recommended. I don't think they care so much about drilling anything home as to their own business. I've chatted with several and they are all desperately trying to keep their channels alive.
I already did my part with an auto clicker...
I mean I watch the video several times
❤️sjxjsj you have to do
997 likes, three more to go
raptor really screaming acab
He actually said rar thank you
4:35 the music is so peaceful and a little Halloween in it too.
Bravo. Bravo. I say good goodshow my friend.
Am I the only one who wants this full cover?
Can’t tell if he actual vapes now or if he’s doing that so he doesn’t get marked as kids channel
He does
Toy channel
He said he uses the vape for a fog machine
@@solocao9339 no way! I totally didn't spot that
@@epsilon7462 somebody gonna be wooooshed
Well that was a surreal rendition of *Подмосковные вечера* (Suburban Moscow Nights) -- surprisingly accurate too whenever those pesky ш's and щ's and ы's aren't involved!
Thanks for the really neat behind-the-scenes tour, the wonderful singing and the delightfully appropriate mauling. Cheers from Russia! =)
For those of you interested in the meaning of the song, here are the *lyrics* and a quickly kitbashed *translation* for this song stanza:
Не слышны в саду даже шорохи,
Всё здесь замерло до утра;
Если б знали вы, как мне дороги
Подмосковные вечера!
Quiet is the yard, not a sound I hear,
All is still with light out of sight;
Oh, I wish you'd feel how much I hold dear
Such suburban Moscow nights!
O, hai, thar. :B
The fun fact of the day.
Хаха земляк! :)
Привет!Hi! Ты русский или Американец?
Совсем отлично!
I love how dabchick can go from cute little birdie to south park esc drunkard on the flip of a dime
I have just found this channel through the cat video and I can tell you it is the best discovery I have ever made.
The matilda one?
Barnaby never ceases to show off his puppetry skills, comedic skills, musical prowess, and keen cinematic eyeball in one hella fresh UA-cam.
It’s nice to see the raptor again
This isn’t a toy channel ITS A MASTERPIECE 🤩😄
Toy Channel
I was too busy to catch up with your videos, so I am binging a bunch of them now, and I have expected anything BUT an excellent cover of Подмосковные вечера like wow... Dabchick can sing anything
I’m from Russia and this cover of “Modmoskownii Vechera” is so beautiful! Thank you!
Were can I listen to it? I have no results on Google or Spotify:(
@@ninobastard4186 it is russion song so you need to wright this on russion language Подмосковские вечера creator: Michail Matusovski
@@ninobastard4186 all wrong. "Подмосковные вечера" - that's right.
@@mirorwarior1689 thank u 💛💛💛
@@Travidebla thank you 👌🥺💛
“To cover barnaby up like a good muslim girl.”
Bor _ “muslamic
Fuckin killed me lmao
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA A RUSSIAN!!!!!!
Hahahahha
Bor _ shut up Caribbean
Found this channel on a whim of recommendations. Not mad at all. This is awesome
2:13 Matilda's eyes 😂😁
How is dabchick considered kids content? It’s like “wholesome” adult content
Yeah
Family friendly
Too wholesome!
HE SAID DONT JUDGE HIM
Because poorly designed and implemented AI decide our fates on UA-cam.
“Like a good Muslamic girl.”
*"now who dat be at me door"* -dabchick
Report:heavy casualty’s,including constable Wayne,agent glugsworth,and two of his officers,all Kia except for Wayne,who is missing
Me: yes! He sings in Russian!
Everyone else: what did he say?
Love your puppets
I do too
Same here
*toys
Googly Eyed ahhh you beat me to it lol
@@KCCastillo_ *gottEm*
1:03 - me when an unexpected guest comes over
I did not expect moscow nights to be in this video but im glad it is
4:36 For anyone wondering, the song, I believe, is called Moscow Nights.
What about 5:31
@@Scrat-106 it's the same song.
JOKER
I put it through a translator and sometimes he saying a song sometimes he just spittings nonsense
U know something about the one tha plays at the end of the video?
I’m still laughing at “like a good Islamic girl” I’m crying what the hell.
01:38
Star Tonight - In the Sky i don't get it, what's the problem sis.
@@ualiullah2991 not really, he said good Islamic girl, not so much to be call insult
@@ualiullah2991 theres nothing insulting about it?
Uali Ullah how tf is that racist. Muslim is a religion not a race genius. He said it. I didn't. Chill.
And this is why you never mess with a bird and his dinosaur.
This is brilliant! Never heard someone sing Podmoskovnye Vechera in such a fun manner🌴
Thank you
I've been looking for the name for the song for ages
*So this is Dabchick having a midlife crisis all in one video? Or isn't that every video?*
I think it's all of them
I think he is having depression due to coppa
Hmm, so Audible, who sponsor literally anyone and everyone, require a 200k view per video for however much they fork out. Interesting.
He's not only a pupeter but a musician
I'm not at all for myself when I'm Russian, and I listen to Russian songs from an Englishman.
Nobody:
Literally Nobody:
Wayne: T O Y C H A N N E L
Gabriel Brindle lol
*TOY CHANNEL?*
*TOY CHANNEL*
*Toy channel?*
I hate COPPA!
Dabchick: Sick him boy!
I love how a grown man is playing with his puppets
*TOY CHANNEL*
Well, that is what a puppeteer is..
@@1No_One1 but like, using them as a little kid with his toys
@@marranin007
Still a puppeteer.
@@yellowmello1223 ok
i gotta say, you are really awesome! these puppets are so cool! i can tell they took a long time to make
3:25 he should use that for a big foot puppet
*Your local police force would like a word with you*
"Nooks and f**nies"
... You're lucky that slang is really obscure.
Is it?
@@NyxSunspot in america at least
@@jonathanredacted3245 Not around here lol and I'm from the midwest lmao
@@NyxSunspot ... Wait what do you think fanny means
@@jonathanredacted3245 Fanny literally means Ass
Ohhh Gosh! Im so late to the party! Why didn’t I discovered this channel earlier! This is so darn awesome!
This was the first _Dabchick_ video I've watched and it's one of my favourite.
Your “Hello Matilda” video popped up in my recommended and I’m so glad I clicked on it!! This video is hilarious. I subbed and I will go watch your other videos!
Matilda's video sucked me into this blackhole as well 👀
O would you look at that it's 3 already
Would it be weird if I said I wanted a puppet as a pet instead of... An actual pet? No? Good
And I'll stick you down with her if you don't behave!
Holy shit same
“I N S E R T J U D G E M E N T H E R E”
NotAnAlienISwear weak mortal puppet
Raptor protesting for blm
This aged well.
“Be gone gay-er gray man”
Dabchick's editor placed: "insert judgement here" lol
Man your content is so mesmerising, I sometimes forget to press like before it’s too late and next one playing
You put so much effort on your video and they are amazing. I honestly feel that you deserve more. You’re so talented and entertaining! You deserve more than 90% of the people who post shit content in UA-cam.
1:20 be gone ga- gray man
Gay man XD
“begONe, gay- gray man, this is no longer your reLM-”
Bro i watched these vids before, I loved this, thank you for coming back in my recommended lets gooo
I’m a kid but i understand this is a puppet channel. I love what you do and the bird is really funny. Keep it up!!!
11 to be exact.
imagen if this is recommended for kids
@@mamacitavyni8090 omg lol
Who said it wasn't
@@parrot5671 That's gotta suck then, the channel is truly not for kids, they need to see that.
I let my six year old watch SOME of his videos with me. I couldn’t imagine my kiddo watching the ones I don’t let him watch lol
"Behind the *hic* beans studio tour..."
"Oh look the gray man is here"
"Folks look! Jack socket! Which means she wouldn't mind hooking up with any of these groovy bachelors-"
"Now who dat be at me door?"
4:15 неужели я начал что-то понимать
"now who that be at my door"
Okay I started laughing when heard "mother Russia" and the song after that. My russian heart is crying of laugh
🎩🎩
🐥🐥🐦🔧👈👴👮
Ter
Всегда прикольно слушать как поют иностранцы со своим акцентом песни из твой страны. Лайк короче
Yes
@Кэтрин Болдри прикол не понял, буду думать что это что-то умное.
@@ItsRealyTough он хотел написать "согласен", а т9 всё попытался исправить
я сотворила на своем канале похожего ...Динозавра?😅....Он ужасен, но я попыталась🌚
what?????
Omg I about fell asleep to the singing towards the end that singing is so gOoD!!! Jeez what a talent :'3
I really love the raptor puppet, but all of them are amazing. Keep being awesome please!
Omg, Russian part really cool , most off it “как мне дороги” and “подмосковные вечера» .
(Чел , это реально круто , если бы не всё остальное я бы подумал что ты русский)))
@@use-YanaMalap Ура русский
The song is called "Moscow nights"
the text I live for Chelyabinsk
(There is not even a rustle in the garden,
Here everything was quiet until the morning.
If you only knew how dear you are to me
Moscow evening.
The river moves and does not move,
All of the lunar silver.
The song is heard and not heard
On these quiet evenings.
Why are you looking askance, my dear,
With your head bowed low?
It's hard to say or not to say
Everything is in my heart.
And the dawn is already more noticeable...
So please be kind,
Don't forget these summer days
Moscow evenings!)
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6:07
THAT
FUCKING
NOTE
Well done good sir! You've now been shown to a choir class for the bass twos on how to properly go into the low octaves
The ascent! in the song I could hardly understand my own language 😂😂😂
0:15 yet my 9 year old self in 2021 found this channel, keep up the good work! (I know this was made 4 year ago, but im still commenting)
“Okay, smartass, go stand over there.”
Holy shit! Wasn't expecting Dabchik to actually sing in Russian! Finally!
Bettin he had a lot of fun making this
I’ve lost count on how many times I’ve watched this!