Drug Dealer Simulator is a terrible video game

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  • Опубліковано 20 гру 2024

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  • @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075
    @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075 3 роки тому +288

    "its Harry Potter!" music plays. later that day, Harry thought long and hard about his life choices, and stopped doing drugs, now he's not a wizard anymore, but a cashier at Wal-Mart

    • @Imperium_protector
      @Imperium_protector Рік тому +1

      When you try to be funny

    • @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075
      @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075 Рік тому

      @@Imperium_protector i don't consider myself funny, i just say shit and hope for the best, and can only apologize when not

    • @C.V317
      @C.V317 Рік тому +4

      That’s the next book. “Harry Potter and the Karen Who Pays With a Check.”

    • @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075
      @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075 Рік тому

      @@C.V317 wait, does that mean Harry is a manager now? or maybe that'll be the sequel, Harry Potter and the Unfortunate Promotion

    • @C.V317
      @C.V317 Рік тому

      @@professorbaxtercarelessdre1075 well into his thirties in conservative Bournemouth, Harry’ll never be manager; his supervisor blackmails him by revealing what he knows about what Harry did in the prequel, “Harry Potter & Carol & Ted & Alice.”

  • @CattyMintgum
    @CattyMintgum 3 роки тому +48

    2:06 the funniest part about that is how nicely written it is on the wall like whoever wrote that there used the finest paints and took their time to make sure it was clean and clear that indeed she is.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 2 роки тому +2

      Agreed. Small "o" on Olivia is just further proof about her terrible character; definitely an esthetic choice.

  • @mateoherrera3320
    @mateoherrera3320 3 роки тому +74

    "Plata o plomo" Is a mediatic mafioso line here in Colombia. It means something like "money or lead (as in bullets)"

    • @yellowfoxlaboratorieschann8787
      @yellowfoxlaboratorieschann8787 3 роки тому +6

      Its curious how the hardest difficulty its latin america :D :3

    • @chompythebeast
      @chompythebeast 3 роки тому +7

      For more fun facts, the idea that the word for "silver" is synonymous with the word for "money" goes all the way back to Latin and the Romans. The average worker would have been paid in (small amounts of) silver, you see―gold was usually reserved for the rich, the temples, and for interstate transactions (aka spoils or tribute)

    • @the_local_bigamist
      @the_local_bigamist 10 місяців тому +1

      Pablo Escobar said it a lot in Narcos when bribing or extorting people. I was always confused about "plata" (I think) as it seems to be used to refer to money as well. Also "puta" seems to mean many different things, usually negative, whereas "cabrone" seems to be both a friendly term or a hostile one, when Amado "Lord of the Skies" is saying it anyway.

    • @IAteFire
      @IAteFire 2 дні тому

      @@the_local_bigamist puta is basically “whore” and cabron is basically “bastard”

  • @chillloser9183
    @chillloser9183 2 роки тому +97

    4:20 Ironically that's exactly what a real drug dealer would do. 10/10 excellent role playing.

    • @thebeemovieaccount8564
      @thebeemovieaccount8564 Рік тому +13

      It’s a 420!!

    • @ThommyofThenn
      @ThommyofThenn Рік тому +17

      Then hit them up like 2 days later saying "sorry bro did u still need that" while the person is near death from withdrawing lol

  • @DeadlyMnM
    @DeadlyMnM 3 роки тому +64

    the hard difficulty actually translate to a slang "plata o plomo" could be silver or lead, but it really refers to "the money or get shot"

    • @DejectedVanthoor
      @DejectedVanthoor 3 роки тому +10

      Not precisely. 'The money or get shot' makes it sounds like you're robbing someone at gunpoint whilst threatening to kill them unless they hand over their money, but in reality it refers to Pablo Escobar's M.O. for 'acquiring' things he wanted from other people, like a real estate property, where he'd tell them they could either take the money he offered them and let him buy it off their hands or (should they refuse) he would just shoot them and take it anyway. It also refers to the way he would deal with government/law enforcement people trying to bring him down, where he'd tell them they could either accept his bribes and start working for him/looking the other way when it came to his criminal enterprise's activities or he'd just dispose of them.

  • @noname-jt6kl
    @noname-jt6kl Рік тому +15

    This is still my favourite video you've done and it gets me in tears even months later. The role playing by the both of you is top notch comedy.

  • @Xehanort10
    @Xehanort10 3 роки тому +33

    9:48 Harry was never the same after Hagrid made him his drug mule.

  • @kirbkip6145
    @kirbkip6145 4 роки тому +65

    "Hey guys! you want some drugs?"
    -Max 2020

    • @MindPulp
      @MindPulp  4 роки тому +12

      An expert drug dealer

  • @KhalidRaffy
    @KhalidRaffy 4 роки тому +79

    Finally another video you guys are so underrated you guys honestly deserve more have a great day you too

    • @MindPulp
      @MindPulp  4 роки тому +16

      glad you enjoy :)

    • @KhalidRaffy
      @KhalidRaffy 4 роки тому +3

      @@MindPulp 😁

    • @Ebstarrunner
      @Ebstarrunner 8 місяців тому

      @@MindPulp I also hope you had a great day 3 years ago

  • @abrahamlincoln1600
    @abrahamlincoln1600 Рік тому +11

    6:43 should have had your doubts about the delivery service right away, considering the misspelling of “Awesome” 😂

  • @moondusk8385
    @moondusk8385 4 роки тому +35

    I mean who thought this was a good idea. What's next, how to take candy from a baby.
    But for some reason i am addicted in watching it.. Doh
    I love you Mind Pulp.. You just keep getting better and better. Thank you for the smiles and laughs.

  • @fix7204
    @fix7204 4 роки тому +31

    Finally my dream came true by becoming a drug dealer a good honest family friendly job.
    Now remember kids we don’t use what we sell!.

    • @MindPulp
      @MindPulp  4 роки тому +8

      I know right. The MOST family friendly

  • @RealBlakeHassellCGPV
    @RealBlakeHassellCGPV 4 роки тому +21

    7:26 OMG is he on steroids, he fast man

  • @RealBlakeHassellCGPV
    @RealBlakeHassellCGPV 4 роки тому +17

    8:57 is that alarm necessary, it sounds like an alert for a tornado

  • @rolepay1528
    @rolepay1528 4 роки тому +21

    a drug dealer made this while in the bath room XD

    • @MindPulp
      @MindPulp  4 роки тому +6

      I think you might be right

  • @oggiekrstic7171
    @oggiekrstic7171 3 роки тому +14

    "Just say "no". What's so hard about that?"

  • @sockbug
    @sockbug 4 роки тому +25

    this was so fucking entertaining, i wish this video was 5h long

  • @Jsh_filmuse
    @Jsh_filmuse 4 роки тому +84

    0 dislikes as it should be. This channels underrated smh

    • @MindPulp
      @MindPulp  4 роки тому +11

      thanks so much! glad youre enjoying our stuff

    • @Jsh_filmuse
      @Jsh_filmuse 4 роки тому +3

      Mind Pulp Hahahaha yeah you guys are actually incredible. More people really gotta check out your stuff 😂

    • @mdswitchy378
      @mdswitchy378 3 роки тому +1

      @@MindPulp 3.1 k likes and 63 dislikes.

    • @TBS.tudios
      @TBS.tudios 3 роки тому +1

      lol

    • @newdriver9800
      @newdriver9800 2 роки тому

      Aged well.

  • @merakimelodies8931
    @merakimelodies8931 6 місяців тому +2

    I’m from the American Deep-South, and I can confidently say that this is a deluxe gas-station with luxury-items. The burning tires are just the way we keep the mosquitos away, and the roadblocks are to keep interlopers away from the moonshine-stills and, “specialty-plants.” Unfortunately, we do not have a nuclear power-plant nearby-or a power-plant nearby-but we do have wood-stoves and lighter-fluid, on occasion. The sirens going off are, actually, just due to tornados that hit so incredibly-often, and all of the buildings being brick or junky-concrete is just a solid attempt at tornado-proofing with limited resources.
    *For anyone who might take this seriously, this is a joke-except for where it isn’t, but those places are very rare in the South, these days.* 😅

  • @ASP42069
    @ASP42069 2 роки тому +4

    “I’m just a drug guy that’s my thing” LMFAOOO

  • @beattheburning5413
    @beattheburning5413 3 роки тому +19

    I may not addicted to drugs, but I am addicted to this channel

  • @watchingvidsformyselfdudek1768

    As your token American viewer. I can confirm that gas stations are both Disneyland and a nightmare at the same time.

    • @jeambeam3173
      @jeambeam3173 Рік тому +1

      You made me think of Wawas as there like the gucciest gas stations in Florida while being very ghetto at the same time

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear 3 роки тому +9

    This is a rare game that could have been improved with zombies

  • @loneronin6813
    @loneronin6813 3 роки тому +2

    "I don't like the drugs, but the drugs like me."
    If you know what I'm referencing we likely have similar taste in music :)

  • @loodgack
    @loodgack Рік тому +2

    1:39 slavic people: ...

  • @sid_demigod
    @sid_demigod 3 роки тому +2

    I return to watch your videos again and again because I oove watching your videos. You literally have the funniest videos!!!😂😂

  • @upmarketcrayon
    @upmarketcrayon 3 роки тому +4

    You should get XP for being late, if they're on time, they're on the job 🤣

  • @Ved000000
    @Ved000000 Рік тому

    "Which shady building is he hanging out in?"
    It's Pathologic: Burgerpunk edition.

  • @KodyCrimson
    @KodyCrimson 3 роки тому +4

    I know what this map is, it's an accurate recreation of San Francisco. XD

  • @miajones7650
    @miajones7650 3 роки тому +2

    this video makes me crease every time I watch it

  • @flashter6101
    @flashter6101 4 роки тому +2

    Up next, getting arrested simulator

  • @essexlad8151
    @essexlad8151 9 місяців тому

    Ripped a nasty toot... Why did i laugh so hard at that 😂

  • @farahmaximilian3882
    @farahmaximilian3882 4 роки тому +3

    Now games has corona viruses and earthquakes... How fun!

    • @MindPulp
      @MindPulp  4 роки тому +1

      lol a next gen experience

  • @lynx8587
    @lynx8587 4 роки тому +3

    I’m literally writing a report on why video games are good for education in this comes up 😂😂

  • @jasonjones7461
    @jasonjones7461 Рік тому +1

    Omg why did they take the drug dealing mini game from GTA Chinatown Wars and try to make an ENTIRE game out of it lol.l

  • @maddy3006
    @maddy3006 4 роки тому +6

    Thank you for making my day once again! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @bluestaticz5375
    @bluestaticz5375 3 роки тому +1

    HEYYYY, I feel attacked 😂 2:06

  • @RealBlakeHassellCGPV
    @RealBlakeHassellCGPV 4 роки тому +2

    2:03 we are going to build a great wall

  • @michiganmafia
    @michiganmafia Рік тому +2

    A lot of people can relate to and enjoy this game, and most people that play it don't have any desire to sell drugs in real life, its just interesting and fun and considering its just a game no one comes to any harm

  • @Channiej93
    @Channiej93 4 роки тому +2

    These simulator games getting wilder each day

  • @mrsuarez430
    @mrsuarez430 5 місяців тому

    Just realized the earthquake is just him getting the shakes from lack of smoking crack

  • @OlTrout
    @OlTrout 3 роки тому

    *earthquake happens*
    Currie: *vomit sounds*

  • @ChipFanXO
    @ChipFanXO 6 місяців тому +1

    It’s harry potter
    Best line of the video

  • @Crossbone987
    @Crossbone987 4 роки тому +3

    I love this channel and all the videos on it ❤️

  • @Tiny_T0mb0y
    @Tiny_T0mb0y 4 роки тому +11

    Dam all these randomly placed objects placed in the middle of the streets it's like the creator didn't even try X,D

  • @colby9363
    @colby9363 3 роки тому +1

    You guys are amazing glad I found your Channel

  • @zombiekohhi3586
    @zombiekohhi3586 9 місяців тому

    When you got tased I literally laughed out loud XD

  • @esbenm6544
    @esbenm6544 Рік тому

    Sometimes I do wonder what selling drugs would be like but I assume it's pretty much the same as back in the 00's when I used to

  • @bobafett1569
    @bobafett1569 4 роки тому +1

    Thanks messyourself for sending me to your channel i like your playstation 2 videos subscribed instantly

    • @MindPulp
      @MindPulp  4 роки тому +1

      Glad youre enjoying :)

  • @RealBlakeHassellCGPV
    @RealBlakeHassellCGPV 4 роки тому +1

    1:59 RIP R2D2 cause of death head cut off

  • @darkside4086
    @darkside4086 3 роки тому +1

    Your videos are so cool even if you only upload once a week. 🙃

  • @daltongregson3334
    @daltongregson3334 3 роки тому +2

    Discovered this channel and binged the Pixar Game episodes but holy shit when the bad boys theme came up I almost ruined my laptop spit taking beer lol

  • @dioscouch8321
    @dioscouch8321 3 роки тому

    Oh my god why is this channel so underrated!

  • @sparta1694
    @sparta1694 4 роки тому +2

    Every video comes a laugh

  • @jade7298
    @jade7298 3 роки тому +2

    You guys are so funny :) and can you please do dogs life if u haven’t already do more ps2 games

  • @batmanfan43
    @batmanfan43 3 роки тому

    this horrendous script really makes me appreciate the effort the gta people put into theirs

  • @inkmime
    @inkmime Рік тому

    I'm fairly sure the town this game takes place in is in the middle of some kind of war or something

  • @deagle3
    @deagle3 3 роки тому +1

    did you guys hear the beep in 6:25??

  • @joestevens5608
    @joestevens5608 Рік тому

    more steam games guys, this one had me creasing

  • @danielblues222
    @danielblues222 4 роки тому +1

    8:58 Siren Head has returned!

  • @daman72e91
    @daman72e91 4 роки тому +2

    Hi love you’re vids

  • @cristhianferreyra1563
    @cristhianferreyra1563 10 місяців тому

    Plata o plomo is basically "pay or die". 🗿

  • @timothyfogarty5829
    @timothyfogarty5829 3 місяці тому

    I'd imagine this is what it's like to live in Detroit

  • @artymarthion8422
    @artymarthion8422 10 місяців тому

    i think this was the best episode

  • @konstadinoskalyvas
    @konstadinoskalyvas 4 роки тому +5

    I got here through messyourself's link and I don't regret it! I love your content! Keep up the good work guys :D

    • @MindPulp
      @MindPulp  4 роки тому +2

      glad youre enjoying! thanks

  • @Canada1994
    @Canada1994 3 роки тому +4

    "Plata O Plomo" was a saying the Columbian drug lords used when dealing with politicians in that they can either take a bribe or be killed.
    Also you said "Six meters" when you meant "Two meters" when you were running away from the cough

  • @x5ilco
    @x5ilco Рік тому

    bro 2020 plugging mj was ez, mask and gloves and a little boost pack in each bag frfr

  • @deviously991
    @deviously991 4 роки тому +1

    Love your vids!

    • @MindPulp
      @MindPulp  4 роки тому

      Thanks!

    • @deviously991
      @deviously991 4 роки тому

      You should play Toy Story 3 for wii that and Lego Star Wars was my childhood

  • @Bat_Bimbi
    @Bat_Bimbi 4 роки тому +1

    Hey max! i just whant to say ur so funny Like brandon, i love u both 💙 tell brandon im a fan and i watch every single video from him ❤️and max i love ur vids too!💜 pls make more vids whit brandon there so funny🤣☺️and i hope u see this🥺☺️✨

  • @tammywhitson4164
    @tammywhitson4164 3 роки тому +1

    l love you! you make me laugh sooooooooooooooo hard!

  • @therealgarfield9652
    @therealgarfield9652 4 роки тому +3

    Coming from a real drug dealer experience this is totally a real story I’m not lying obviously I gave the drugs to a cat one time and in the cat got it did not die it I gave it cat nip

  • @kiaravelez5111
    @kiaravelez5111 4 роки тому +7

    This is giving me all those happy childhood memories of mine thanks 🤗🤗💞💞💕🌈🌈🌈

    • @MindPulp
      @MindPulp  4 роки тому +1

      glad you enjoyed LOL

  • @psychonautmaddy7409
    @psychonautmaddy7409 4 роки тому +1

    Could you guys play the game Psychonauts? It's such an underrated and awesome game. And its sequel is supposed to release this year!

    • @MindPulp
      @MindPulp  4 роки тому +1

      Honestly, we want to check a lot more GOOD PS2 games out, so that might be one we check out!

  • @Lesbiwolf92
    @Lesbiwolf92 3 роки тому +2

    My fav super market is also crusty and filthy old servo with shoeless bum cashier.

  • @freakrebell4709
    @freakrebell4709 4 роки тому +1

    monetization was not in mind playing this game lmao. SO FUNNY!

    • @MindPulp
      @MindPulp  4 роки тому

      NOPE. We fucked up

  • @deLEARYous
    @deLEARYous Рік тому

    See while the game is incredibly simple & obviously a very small time developer. I actually enjoyed it, the way you collect your stock, cut & package the drugs & deliver to your customers actually made you think.
    Then progress far enough to set up extra grow houses or drug labs etc, it’s actually different from any other game & makes you use your brain.
    AAA title? Far from it. After a cheap game to waste some time or play something different to every other FPS on the market? Worth it.

  • @jotun.616
    @jotun.616 Рік тому

    Theres a wave button? Lol!

  • @RealBlakeHassellCGPV
    @RealBlakeHassellCGPV 4 роки тому

    1:36 future drug addict coming

  • @painter3209
    @painter3209 Рік тому

    "silver or lead" come on guys...

    • @PastPerspectives11
      @PastPerspectives11 9 місяців тому

      When the Anglo guys who make a living playing ps2 don’t translate foreign languages on the fly 🤯

  • @DaRealAG_YT
    @DaRealAG_YT 3 роки тому

    oh no UA-cam police are on to me lol

  • @jotun.616
    @jotun.616 Рік тому

    7:44 Is that chick a mime? Minus the white face.

  • @vblowby
    @vblowby 3 роки тому +1

    It might not be a great game but I find it entertaining for a odd reason

  • @laterferaligatr2947
    @laterferaligatr2947 Рік тому

    Haven't been subscribed for too long but was wondering if there are uncensored episodes available somewhere? Hate that UA-cam doesn't allow naughty words😒🙄

  • @chrisc8806
    @chrisc8806 Рік тому

    Looked like a very promising career

  • @realmusic4388
    @realmusic4388 3 роки тому +2

    “Like Uber eats but for weed” Thats what WeedMaps basically is

  • @jotun.616
    @jotun.616 Рік тому +1

    I mean, theres A LOT of ppl who define themselves as the drug guy, especially with the pot. For some reason its the only drug that doesnt have any shame attached to being an addict. Which is really weird the more i think about it.

  • @theGodfather5870
    @theGodfather5870 Рік тому

    Yo that actually looks so janky fun omg 😂💀

  • @guppy360
    @guppy360 4 роки тому +1

    The graphic engine looks great, too bad it looks like it has potential

  • @Kristian.Fredrikstad
    @Kristian.Fredrikstad 3 роки тому

    Snoop dogs favorite game:

  • @stefan3900
    @stefan3900 3 роки тому

    The American guy on this channel has spent so much time with a Brit... he’s become self detrimental

    • @MindPulp
      @MindPulp  3 роки тому +1

      I’m Canadian :) basically a North American Brit

    • @stefan3900
      @stefan3900 3 роки тому

      @@MindPulp that explains everything! Shout out to Canada! North bay is a helluva place!

  • @gamingmelon1332
    @gamingmelon1332 4 роки тому

    KenYatta is a president

  • @TrASH_cans
    @TrASH_cans 4 роки тому

    Hi max and Curie how are you guys

    • @MindPulp
      @MindPulp  4 роки тому +1

      good man thanks!

  • @jotun.616
    @jotun.616 Рік тому

    Why is he wearing a reflective yellow vest, and orange shirt, to get his drugs?

  • @erikgilson1687
    @erikgilson1687 6 місяців тому

    I legit can't tell if the characters are actually talking like that or if you're doing the voices

  • @jordantatata155
    @jordantatata155 3 роки тому +1

    Mind pulp please may I get a g then?

  • @gracekim1998
    @gracekim1998 3 роки тому

    Wow there’s a simulation for everyone?🤔
    2.11.2021

  • @DerkFerk
    @DerkFerk 4 роки тому +2

    DOOBIE DOOBIE DOO!

  • @WilliamFrederick-e2f
    @WilliamFrederick-e2f Рік тому

    Oh wow! This is a real thing....

  • @lynx8587
    @lynx8587 4 роки тому +2

    The game we needed 😆

  • @Mad_Dog_Donny
    @Mad_Dog_Donny 3 роки тому +1

    This game is funny as there dropping chemicals to control our brains wtf what a weird joke😂😂😂😂😂😂😂