"its Harry Potter!" music plays. later that day, Harry thought long and hard about his life choices, and stopped doing drugs, now he's not a wizard anymore, but a cashier at Wal-Mart
@@professorbaxtercarelessdre1075 well into his thirties in conservative Bournemouth, Harry’ll never be manager; his supervisor blackmails him by revealing what he knows about what Harry did in the prequel, “Harry Potter & Carol & Ted & Alice.”
2:06 the funniest part about that is how nicely written it is on the wall like whoever wrote that there used the finest paints and took their time to make sure it was clean and clear that indeed she is.
For more fun facts, the idea that the word for "silver" is synonymous with the word for "money" goes all the way back to Latin and the Romans. The average worker would have been paid in (small amounts of) silver, you see―gold was usually reserved for the rich, the temples, and for interstate transactions (aka spoils or tribute)
Pablo Escobar said it a lot in Narcos when bribing or extorting people. I was always confused about "plata" (I think) as it seems to be used to refer to money as well. Also "puta" seems to mean many different things, usually negative, whereas "cabrone" seems to be both a friendly term or a hostile one, when Amado "Lord of the Skies" is saying it anyway.
Not precisely. 'The money or get shot' makes it sounds like you're robbing someone at gunpoint whilst threatening to kill them unless they hand over their money, but in reality it refers to Pablo Escobar's M.O. for 'acquiring' things he wanted from other people, like a real estate property, where he'd tell them they could either take the money he offered them and let him buy it off their hands or (should they refuse) he would just shoot them and take it anyway. It also refers to the way he would deal with government/law enforcement people trying to bring him down, where he'd tell them they could either accept his bribes and start working for him/looking the other way when it came to his criminal enterprise's activities or he'd just dispose of them.
I mean who thought this was a good idea. What's next, how to take candy from a baby. But for some reason i am addicted in watching it.. Doh I love you Mind Pulp.. You just keep getting better and better. Thank you for the smiles and laughs.
I’m from the American Deep-South, and I can confidently say that this is a deluxe gas-station with luxury-items. The burning tires are just the way we keep the mosquitos away, and the roadblocks are to keep interlopers away from the moonshine-stills and, “specialty-plants.” Unfortunately, we do not have a nuclear power-plant nearby-or a power-plant nearby-but we do have wood-stoves and lighter-fluid, on occasion. The sirens going off are, actually, just due to tornados that hit so incredibly-often, and all of the buildings being brick or junky-concrete is just a solid attempt at tornado-proofing with limited resources. *For anyone who might take this seriously, this is a joke-except for where it isn’t, but those places are very rare in the South, these days.* 😅
A lot of people can relate to and enjoy this game, and most people that play it don't have any desire to sell drugs in real life, its just interesting and fun and considering its just a game no one comes to any harm
Discovered this channel and binged the Pixar Game episodes but holy shit when the bad boys theme came up I almost ruined my laptop spit taking beer lol
"Plata O Plomo" was a saying the Columbian drug lords used when dealing with politicians in that they can either take a bribe or be killed. Also you said "Six meters" when you meant "Two meters" when you were running away from the cough
Hey max! i just whant to say ur so funny Like brandon, i love u both 💙 tell brandon im a fan and i watch every single video from him ❤️and max i love ur vids too!💜 pls make more vids whit brandon there so funny🤣☺️and i hope u see this🥺☺️✨
Coming from a real drug dealer experience this is totally a real story I’m not lying obviously I gave the drugs to a cat one time and in the cat got it did not die it I gave it cat nip
See while the game is incredibly simple & obviously a very small time developer. I actually enjoyed it, the way you collect your stock, cut & package the drugs & deliver to your customers actually made you think. Then progress far enough to set up extra grow houses or drug labs etc, it’s actually different from any other game & makes you use your brain. AAA title? Far from it. After a cheap game to waste some time or play something different to every other FPS on the market? Worth it.
Haven't been subscribed for too long but was wondering if there are uncensored episodes available somewhere? Hate that UA-cam doesn't allow naughty words😒🙄
I mean, theres A LOT of ppl who define themselves as the drug guy, especially with the pot. For some reason its the only drug that doesnt have any shame attached to being an addict. Which is really weird the more i think about it.
"its Harry Potter!" music plays. later that day, Harry thought long and hard about his life choices, and stopped doing drugs, now he's not a wizard anymore, but a cashier at Wal-Mart
When you try to be funny
@@Imperium_protector i don't consider myself funny, i just say shit and hope for the best, and can only apologize when not
That’s the next book. “Harry Potter and the Karen Who Pays With a Check.”
@@C.V317 wait, does that mean Harry is a manager now? or maybe that'll be the sequel, Harry Potter and the Unfortunate Promotion
@@professorbaxtercarelessdre1075 well into his thirties in conservative Bournemouth, Harry’ll never be manager; his supervisor blackmails him by revealing what he knows about what Harry did in the prequel, “Harry Potter & Carol & Ted & Alice.”
2:06 the funniest part about that is how nicely written it is on the wall like whoever wrote that there used the finest paints and took their time to make sure it was clean and clear that indeed she is.
Agreed. Small "o" on Olivia is just further proof about her terrible character; definitely an esthetic choice.
"Plata o plomo" Is a mediatic mafioso line here in Colombia. It means something like "money or lead (as in bullets)"
Its curious how the hardest difficulty its latin america :D :3
For more fun facts, the idea that the word for "silver" is synonymous with the word for "money" goes all the way back to Latin and the Romans. The average worker would have been paid in (small amounts of) silver, you see―gold was usually reserved for the rich, the temples, and for interstate transactions (aka spoils or tribute)
Pablo Escobar said it a lot in Narcos when bribing or extorting people. I was always confused about "plata" (I think) as it seems to be used to refer to money as well. Also "puta" seems to mean many different things, usually negative, whereas "cabrone" seems to be both a friendly term or a hostile one, when Amado "Lord of the Skies" is saying it anyway.
@@the_local_bigamist puta is basically “whore” and cabron is basically “bastard”
4:20 Ironically that's exactly what a real drug dealer would do. 10/10 excellent role playing.
It’s a 420!!
Then hit them up like 2 days later saying "sorry bro did u still need that" while the person is near death from withdrawing lol
the hard difficulty actually translate to a slang "plata o plomo" could be silver or lead, but it really refers to "the money or get shot"
Not precisely. 'The money or get shot' makes it sounds like you're robbing someone at gunpoint whilst threatening to kill them unless they hand over their money, but in reality it refers to Pablo Escobar's M.O. for 'acquiring' things he wanted from other people, like a real estate property, where he'd tell them they could either take the money he offered them and let him buy it off their hands or (should they refuse) he would just shoot them and take it anyway. It also refers to the way he would deal with government/law enforcement people trying to bring him down, where he'd tell them they could either accept his bribes and start working for him/looking the other way when it came to his criminal enterprise's activities or he'd just dispose of them.
This is still my favourite video you've done and it gets me in tears even months later. The role playing by the both of you is top notch comedy.
9:48 Harry was never the same after Hagrid made him his drug mule.
"Hey guys! you want some drugs?"
-Max 2020
An expert drug dealer
Finally another video you guys are so underrated you guys honestly deserve more have a great day you too
glad you enjoy :)
@@MindPulp 😁
@@MindPulp I also hope you had a great day 3 years ago
6:43 should have had your doubts about the delivery service right away, considering the misspelling of “Awesome” 😂
I mean who thought this was a good idea. What's next, how to take candy from a baby.
But for some reason i am addicted in watching it.. Doh
I love you Mind Pulp.. You just keep getting better and better. Thank you for the smiles and laughs.
Finally my dream came true by becoming a drug dealer a good honest family friendly job.
Now remember kids we don’t use what we sell!.
I know right. The MOST family friendly
7:26 OMG is he on steroids, he fast man
Omg your right 😂😂😂😂
8:57 is that alarm necessary, it sounds like an alert for a tornado
a drug dealer made this while in the bath room XD
I think you might be right
"Just say "no". What's so hard about that?"
Šta ima buraz
No, i dont want you to leave give me the Fucking drugs. See easy
this was so fucking entertaining, i wish this video was 5h long
thanks so much!
cuz its a good game
0 dislikes as it should be. This channels underrated smh
thanks so much! glad youre enjoying our stuff
Mind Pulp Hahahaha yeah you guys are actually incredible. More people really gotta check out your stuff 😂
@@MindPulp 3.1 k likes and 63 dislikes.
lol
Aged well.
I’m from the American Deep-South, and I can confidently say that this is a deluxe gas-station with luxury-items. The burning tires are just the way we keep the mosquitos away, and the roadblocks are to keep interlopers away from the moonshine-stills and, “specialty-plants.” Unfortunately, we do not have a nuclear power-plant nearby-or a power-plant nearby-but we do have wood-stoves and lighter-fluid, on occasion. The sirens going off are, actually, just due to tornados that hit so incredibly-often, and all of the buildings being brick or junky-concrete is just a solid attempt at tornado-proofing with limited resources.
*For anyone who might take this seriously, this is a joke-except for where it isn’t, but those places are very rare in the South, these days.* 😅
“I’m just a drug guy that’s my thing” LMFAOOO
I may not addicted to drugs, but I am addicted to this channel
Facts
Are you still?
@@stevenashley1993 ye :)
@@beattheburning5413 I'm so glad you are! Cheers!
As your token American viewer. I can confirm that gas stations are both Disneyland and a nightmare at the same time.
You made me think of Wawas as there like the gucciest gas stations in Florida while being very ghetto at the same time
This is a rare game that could have been improved with zombies
"I don't like the drugs, but the drugs like me."
If you know what I'm referencing we likely have similar taste in music :)
1:39 slavic people: ...
I return to watch your videos again and again because I oove watching your videos. You literally have the funniest videos!!!😂😂
You should get XP for being late, if they're on time, they're on the job 🤣
"Which shady building is he hanging out in?"
It's Pathologic: Burgerpunk edition.
I know what this map is, it's an accurate recreation of San Francisco. XD
this video makes me crease every time I watch it
Up next, getting arrested simulator
lol
Ripped a nasty toot... Why did i laugh so hard at that 😂
Now games has corona viruses and earthquakes... How fun!
lol a next gen experience
I’m literally writing a report on why video games are good for education in this comes up 😂😂
LOL
Omg why did they take the drug dealing mini game from GTA Chinatown Wars and try to make an ENTIRE game out of it lol.l
Thank you for making my day once again! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
:)
HEYYYY, I feel attacked 😂 2:06
2:03 we are going to build a great wall
A lot of people can relate to and enjoy this game, and most people that play it don't have any desire to sell drugs in real life, its just interesting and fun and considering its just a game no one comes to any harm
These simulator games getting wilder each day
I know right
Just realized the earthquake is just him getting the shakes from lack of smoking crack
*earthquake happens*
Currie: *vomit sounds*
It’s harry potter
Best line of the video
I love this channel and all the videos on it ❤️
Dam all these randomly placed objects placed in the middle of the streets it's like the creator didn't even try X,D
I KNOW rIGHT
You guys are amazing glad I found your Channel
When you got tased I literally laughed out loud XD
Sometimes I do wonder what selling drugs would be like but I assume it's pretty much the same as back in the 00's when I used to
Thanks messyourself for sending me to your channel i like your playstation 2 videos subscribed instantly
Glad youre enjoying :)
1:59 RIP R2D2 cause of death head cut off
Your videos are so cool even if you only upload once a week. 🙃
Discovered this channel and binged the Pixar Game episodes but holy shit when the bad boys theme came up I almost ruined my laptop spit taking beer lol
Oh my god why is this channel so underrated!
Every video comes a laugh
:)
You guys are so funny :) and can you please do dogs life if u haven’t already do more ps2 games
this horrendous script really makes me appreciate the effort the gta people put into theirs
I'm fairly sure the town this game takes place in is in the middle of some kind of war or something
did you guys hear the beep in 6:25??
more steam games guys, this one had me creasing
8:58 Siren Head has returned!
Hi love you’re vids
Thanks:)
Plata o plomo is basically "pay or die". 🗿
I'd imagine this is what it's like to live in Detroit
i think this was the best episode
I got here through messyourself's link and I don't regret it! I love your content! Keep up the good work guys :D
glad youre enjoying! thanks
"Plata O Plomo" was a saying the Columbian drug lords used when dealing with politicians in that they can either take a bribe or be killed.
Also you said "Six meters" when you meant "Two meters" when you were running away from the cough
bro 2020 plugging mj was ez, mask and gloves and a little boost pack in each bag frfr
Love your vids!
Thanks!
You should play Toy Story 3 for wii that and Lego Star Wars was my childhood
Hey max! i just whant to say ur so funny Like brandon, i love u both 💙 tell brandon im a fan and i watch every single video from him ❤️and max i love ur vids too!💜 pls make more vids whit brandon there so funny🤣☺️and i hope u see this🥺☺️✨
l love you! you make me laugh sooooooooooooooo hard!
Coming from a real drug dealer experience this is totally a real story I’m not lying obviously I gave the drugs to a cat one time and in the cat got it did not die it I gave it cat nip
lmaooo
This is giving me all those happy childhood memories of mine thanks 🤗🤗💞💞💕🌈🌈🌈
glad you enjoyed LOL
Could you guys play the game Psychonauts? It's such an underrated and awesome game. And its sequel is supposed to release this year!
Honestly, we want to check a lot more GOOD PS2 games out, so that might be one we check out!
My fav super market is also crusty and filthy old servo with shoeless bum cashier.
Lmaoooo
monetization was not in mind playing this game lmao. SO FUNNY!
NOPE. We fucked up
See while the game is incredibly simple & obviously a very small time developer. I actually enjoyed it, the way you collect your stock, cut & package the drugs & deliver to your customers actually made you think.
Then progress far enough to set up extra grow houses or drug labs etc, it’s actually different from any other game & makes you use your brain.
AAA title? Far from it. After a cheap game to waste some time or play something different to every other FPS on the market? Worth it.
Theres a wave button? Lol!
1:36 future drug addict coming
"silver or lead" come on guys...
When the Anglo guys who make a living playing ps2 don’t translate foreign languages on the fly 🤯
oh no UA-cam police are on to me lol
7:44 Is that chick a mime? Minus the white face.
It might not be a great game but I find it entertaining for a odd reason
Haven't been subscribed for too long but was wondering if there are uncensored episodes available somewhere? Hate that UA-cam doesn't allow naughty words😒🙄
Looked like a very promising career
“Like Uber eats but for weed” Thats what WeedMaps basically is
I mean, theres A LOT of ppl who define themselves as the drug guy, especially with the pot. For some reason its the only drug that doesnt have any shame attached to being an addict. Which is really weird the more i think about it.
Yo that actually looks so janky fun omg 😂💀
The graphic engine looks great, too bad it looks like it has potential
Snoop dogs favorite game:
The American guy on this channel has spent so much time with a Brit... he’s become self detrimental
I’m Canadian :) basically a North American Brit
@@MindPulp that explains everything! Shout out to Canada! North bay is a helluva place!
KenYatta is a president
Hi max and Curie how are you guys
good man thanks!
Why is he wearing a reflective yellow vest, and orange shirt, to get his drugs?
I legit can't tell if the characters are actually talking like that or if you're doing the voices
Mind pulp please may I get a g then?
Wow there’s a simulation for everyone?🤔
2.11.2021
DOOBIE DOOBIE DOO!
Oh wow! This is a real thing....
The game we needed 😆
This game is funny as there dropping chemicals to control our brains wtf what a weird joke😂😂😂😂😂😂😂