Here's Why BMW Mechanics Are Richer Than Most BMW Owners

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  • @mohamedfahmy6664
    @mohamedfahmy6664 4 роки тому +2381

    Range rover mechanics are worth more than the company itself.

    • @yeboisiggy
      @yeboisiggy 4 роки тому +12

      yup

    • @ethanlenning
      @ethanlenning 4 роки тому +29

      Pin this mans comment, no balls

    • @TySchwab23
      @TySchwab23 4 роки тому +15

      Just ask TFL

    • @familyman831
      @familyman831 4 роки тому +27

      They are shit. My friend bought one new last year. Spent more time in the garage than out. No fabrication.

    • @VinayKapoor
      @VinayKapoor 4 роки тому +1

      True

  • @muskokamike127
    @muskokamike127 4 роки тому +165

    I bet johnny would make an excellent teacher...soft spoken, patient, explains things well......

    • @funfun5656
      @funfun5656 3 роки тому +6

      Yes this is true. He's laid back. I've noticed this approach gets me further in my job doing IT consulting. People are genuinely interested in how things work but are often intimidated when folks are impatient with them.

    • @muskokamike127
      @muskokamike127 3 роки тому +5

      @@funfun5656 I'm incredibly impatient, with myself because I should "know better" but on a jobsite recently 2 of the younger guys came up to me at different points and said "were you ever a teacher"? No why? "you have incredible amounts of patience when explaining how to do things and you put it so simply it's easy to understand.
      I also find that "pros" get too caught up in their own "Lingo" and lose it when people don't understand.

    • @funfun5656
      @funfun5656 3 роки тому +7

      The pros who are truly confident rarely need to hide behind jargon to look like pros.
      We can get the job done and know enough about how we did it to explain the method to our madness without feeling the need to sound like a rocket scientist when asked "why are you doing it like that?"

    • @muskokamike127
      @muskokamike127 3 роки тому +1

      @@funfun5656 EXACTLY.....

  • @howie2084
    @howie2084 4 роки тому +264

    I don't think I've ever seen a man smile as much a Johnny, gotta love the positivity

    • @ebx2323
      @ebx2323 4 роки тому +6

      I was just about to say he seems like the nicest guy ever! Lol

    • @stephencooper5040
      @stephencooper5040 4 роки тому +2

      Most immigrants moved here from a place that is much worse than here, otherwise why would they want to come here...? He sounds like he’s from Eastern Europe somewhere, I have almost no doubt that this is the case with him.

    • @zoperxplex
      @zoperxplex 4 роки тому +12

      He is happy because being a BMW mechanic is like owning a money printing factory.

    • @kp-yo5sc
      @kp-yo5sc 4 роки тому +1

      I think it is mostly arrogance. Deep inside he loughs at these American boys who have big wallets but low skills. That's how Albanien typically think of Westerners

    • @JustasSireika
      @JustasSireika 4 роки тому +1

      @@stephencooper5040, he’s from Southeast Europe - Albania (or Kosovo).

  • @BUEAU
    @BUEAU 4 роки тому +416

    How does an Albanian Master BMW mechanic end up somewhere in Kansas??? I smell an oscar winning backstory, maybe.

    • @1978garfield
      @1978garfield 4 роки тому +108

      My guess is he was an assassin and this is where witness relocation put him.
      If we hear about a mechanic taking down 3 hitmen with nothing but a set of Blue Point fan wrenches we will know for sure.

    • @HenrySomeone
      @HenrySomeone 4 роки тому +23

      Almost everyone there goes for Mercedes, so they don't need as many BMW ones I guess

    • @supwitchu100
      @supwitchu100 4 роки тому +4

      @@1978garfield OMG that's hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Turboactive
      @Turboactive 4 роки тому +34

      Kansas and the midwest of America is full of immigrants. Racists on the coasts think otherwise.

    • @aizazrehman5153
      @aizazrehman5153 4 роки тому +18

      @@1978garfield I once saw him kill 3 men in a garage with a fu*king hose clamp.

  • @thanos.paschalis
    @thanos.paschalis 4 роки тому +10

    I am a fan of the channel, the work being done to restore all these treasures back to their original quality, and the honest critique on the manufacturers' blunders (to put it mildly). Being a proud owner of a 1992 VW Golf mk3 GTi myself, I think that this 1988 BMW 325ix is the best car in the collection, simply because of its unsurpassed quality of build, ease of maintenance, and low repair costs. A true gem!

  • @johnasbury7511
    @johnasbury7511 4 роки тому +1183

    Johnnie is like a loving father with his special needs son

    • @joeg.1119
      @joeg.1119 4 роки тому +37

      LMAO 🤣😅 hoovie he's a special guy lol 🤣

    • @ralphmctell5210
      @ralphmctell5210 4 роки тому +15

      i couldnt have put it better myself!

    • @Grandmastahash
      @Grandmastahash 4 роки тому +21

      This comment alone deserves an olympic medal 😂😂

    • @DmDetails
      @DmDetails 4 роки тому +1

      Lolol

    • @jakethepitador2558
      @jakethepitador2558 4 роки тому +3

      Bwaahaahaaa, too funny dude!!

  • @pppaybackkk
    @pppaybackkk 4 роки тому +320

    Hoovie is an impressive UA-camr, getting up at the crack of noon to bring us quality stupidity!

    • @fernandoroberts3591
      @fernandoroberts3591 4 роки тому +2

      5 pm here in the uk ahshahaha

    • @desertaliend_b9840
      @desertaliend_b9840 4 роки тому +3

      Hilarious comment! 😂

    • @BryanW163
      @BryanW163 4 роки тому +2

      Give the guy a break, he had to choose from like 15 cars to drive to the ninjas shop.

    • @89five3five
      @89five3five Рік тому

      Green coolant in a BMW?!? 😡😡😡

  • @Netlogic.
    @Netlogic. 4 роки тому +378

    I love Ninja's entire demeanor, he has such positive energy, he should be a teacher.

    • @artanndoni7048
      @artanndoni7048 4 роки тому +11

      He is the best thanks God he is Albanian too🇦🇱

    • @jimmydean8007
      @jimmydean8007 4 роки тому +15

      Nobody can take that kind of pay cut.

    • @anthonylehner3643
      @anthonylehner3643 4 роки тому +8

      Professionals in any field will always tell you "if the owner wants to help, it will cost at least twice as much!"

    • @blardymunggas6884
      @blardymunggas6884 4 роки тому +7

      I feel exactly the same too. He has the aura of a person with substance and knowledge. Reminds me of a real master shifu

    • @Yeoldelole
      @Yeoldelole 4 роки тому

      He really is an angel

  • @robertlee9395
    @robertlee9395 4 роки тому +90

    Ninja: Same owner as the blue car.
    Tyler: Well he's a glutton for punishment.
    Car Wizard: Laughs in Tyler's Bentley Dollars.

  • @zedwpd
    @zedwpd 4 роки тому +56

    Ninja: "I'll just do the fan because its tricky, the rest is easy and all you."
    Tyler: Needs help rest of the day.

  • @79thump8
    @79thump8 4 роки тому +373

    The car ninja and hoovie's wife both have something in common. Both are babysitting today.

    • @CurtisL8.3066
      @CurtisL8.3066 4 роки тому +12

      I’d imagine they have an Au Pair, looks like the type. My wife is foreign too, she bringing in her mom for like a year when our baby is born.

    • @fernandoroberts3591
      @fernandoroberts3591 4 роки тому

      PAHAHHA

    • @BamaPewPew
      @BamaPewPew 4 роки тому +7

      And both screw him on the regular 😂

    • @dr.lyleevans6915
      @dr.lyleevans6915 4 роки тому

      @@CurtisL8.3066 Good luck with that. Well, depends on the country. Viet family is probably fine

    • @CurtisL8.3066
      @CurtisL8.3066 4 роки тому +2

      @@dr.lyleevans6915 my wife is from Africa, her mom is a doll. They cook some weird shit, hope I’m not forced to eat it out of politeness 😂

  • @AJGreen-cn8kk
    @AJGreen-cn8kk 4 роки тому +150

    Ten billable hours in four real hours. Ninja's lawyer customer says "I don't even make that kind of money" Ninja says "neither did I when I was a lawyer".

    • @moshelevi9388
      @moshelevi9388 4 роки тому +5

      Underrated comment 😂😂😂

    • @roadrunner5319
      @roadrunner5319 4 роки тому +3

      @@moshelevi9388 Ninja could do this job upside down at night hanging from a hot air balloon. Hoovie literally got in the way so much (not that I would do any better) he started to take over so his net profit for the week would not go red. His rejoinders to Hoovie's rather lame jabs were classic "I know what I'm doing-you being the customer I will not say."

    • @tl1024
      @tl1024 4 роки тому

      @@roadrunner5319 yep, sticking your nose in there to "help" always drives up the bill. I'll refuse & walk away if the customer insists on "helping".

  • @chrisosiecki8050
    @chrisosiecki8050 4 роки тому +73

    The “Ninja” is awesome. Knowing what you are doing is rare enough, sharing the knowledge even more so. You are a lucky dude Hoovie.

    • @artanndoni7048
      @artanndoni7048 4 роки тому +1

      Ninja is an honest dedicated man and Albanian 🇦🇱too

    • @mauryknudsen5397
      @mauryknudsen5397 4 роки тому

      There's a guy like that at an independent Volvo shop I go to. He's the master tech and I swear he knows everything about every year and model Volvo. He's a really humble guy and he goes on our Volvo group forums and answers a lot of questions and gives advice. He's a great guy.

  • @racerboy2212
    @racerboy2212 4 роки тому +12

    Besides Johnny being an exceptional BMW Guru, he is one of the nicest and most positive people out there!!

  • @skateraptor12
    @skateraptor12 4 роки тому +79

    “You’re like a gazillionaire right?”
    “Ahh, more than that”

  • @hossein3867
    @hossein3867 4 роки тому +120

    I wish Ninja was in my neck of the woods, he seems so damn good, honest and efficient.

    • @maxcactus7
      @maxcactus7 4 роки тому +9

      Ain't that the truth?! Between Johnny and The Car Wizard, Hoovie is rolling in clover!

    • @artanndoni7048
      @artanndoni7048 4 роки тому +1

      And he is Albania 🇦🇱 too

    • @zoperxplex
      @zoperxplex 4 роки тому

      Are you a millionaire?

    • @pedrovega1690
      @pedrovega1690 4 роки тому +1

      What I would give to have the car ninja in central Florida! Wizard too!

  • @drewcrews3967
    @drewcrews3967 4 роки тому +111

    Where would Hoovie be if it were not for the Ninja and the Wizard. Not many mechanics are that patient with people in their shops, let alone two in the same small city.

    • @jimmysgarage9068
      @jimmysgarage9068 4 роки тому +1

      Wizard & Ninja 2024

    • @terryorcutt8739
      @terryorcutt8739 4 роки тому +6

      Tyler gave a big shout out to the Wizard the last video involving him. He said he basically would not have been able to have a successful UA-cam channel without an awesome, honest mechanic like him.

    • @trailrunnah8886
      @trailrunnah8886 4 роки тому +1

      I'm just amazed that there are two technicians so amazingly capable of working on these exotic cars in the middle of KANSAS. Who would have thought???

    • @hectorheck1353
      @hectorheck1353 4 роки тому

      @@trailrunnah8886 Anybody really. There's good people all over the place. It's usually only the bad people we hear about.

    • @dingo137
      @dingo137 4 роки тому +1

      They might be if they had a customer who put as much money their way as Hoovie.

  • @joealex65
    @joealex65 4 роки тому +260

    Tyler working on his own car?!?!? Well, this is 2020 after all! 😂😂

    • @fernandoroberts3591
      @fernandoroberts3591 4 роки тому

      BRUH

    • @adcolt54
      @adcolt54 4 роки тому +2

      maybe that youtube money is drying up.

    • @fernandoroberts3591
      @fernandoroberts3591 4 роки тому

      @@adcolt54 F

    • @ferrumignis
      @ferrumignis 4 роки тому

      @@adcolt54 Paying people to maintain/restore the numerous mistakes he's bought must be soaking up a lot of money.

    • @richardbutton1179
      @richardbutton1179 4 роки тому +1

      And he keeps getting worse at it...........his own words

  • @williamwinn1215
    @williamwinn1215 4 роки тому +19

    This reminds me of the sign in many garages: Labor $100/hr, $150/hr if you watch, $200/hr if you help.

    • @erniemenard7727
      @erniemenard7727 4 роки тому

      When I was a young man, up at a garage in North Carolina, outside Jacksonville, the sign was $15, $25, and something like $40.

    • @_J.P._
      @_J.P._ 3 роки тому +3

      it is funny but it actually makes sense too :) 100 for normal work conditions, 150 because watching means you got somebody around that is holding you up every now and then and 200 because that person is going to set you back in work hours where you alone would have done something in 2 hours top and with "help" you've done it in at least twice that time :)

    • @josephgriffin1065
      @josephgriffin1065 3 роки тому

      I stop turning wrenches when people start showing up! I tell them to go find a cup of coffee, usually they get the message

  • @OB928
    @OB928 4 роки тому +56

    Everyone should be so lucky to have a “Car Ninja”. There’s got to be a special place in Car Heaven reserved for Johnny.

  • @RestoreIt
    @RestoreIt 4 роки тому +350

    This is why I love E30's, They're actually fun to work on!

    • @TheDasbull
      @TheDasbull 4 роки тому +8

      So true! Last of the owner maintainable Bimmers👍

    • @LegitAjit
      @LegitAjit 4 роки тому +2

      @@TheDasbull true but I have a e46 and that's pretty easy to do work on. Then again I have a couple of mechanic friends who I can ask for help when needed.

    • @StephensCustomModels
      @StephensCustomModels 4 роки тому

      As somebody who's never worked on or owned a BMW, how are E36s and 46s in comparison?

    • @garrettlowell7637
      @garrettlowell7637 4 роки тому

      Same with the E28s.

    • @Tomatoe182
      @Tomatoe182 4 роки тому +5

      E36s are fun too! Plenty of room in the engine bay and generally simple enough throughout...

  • @MrGothicruler666
    @MrGothicruler666 4 роки тому +98

    Love the fact the Johnny put a scratch cover on this beat up hooptie with a billion scratches on it already. He's a true professional.

    • @douglasb.1203
      @douglasb.1203 4 роки тому +6

      Compared to the other BMW's Tyler has brought to Johnny, this one defies the label of hoopty. Love the 3 series of the 80's-90's.

    • @ALittleBitOfGay
      @ALittleBitOfGay 4 роки тому +4

      @@douglasb.1203 oh no, it’s a hooptie. It’s the best hooptie you can buy and I’d kill to own one (/s obviously), but this specific one is a hooptie. I still want it though :)

    • @andyhercer
      @andyhercer 4 роки тому +2

      The fact that he sent Tyler to clean the parts also shows how much he respects his trade.

    • @mikeschmidt4800
      @mikeschmidt4800 4 роки тому

      More like he doesn't want to have to repair something he messes up on a shitbox.

  • @arealgoodman
    @arealgoodman 4 роки тому +173

    Ninja is charging less since hoovie is doing some work, I would charge more.

    • @caydencorning
      @caydencorning 4 роки тому +17

      He's charging less becuase he knows hoovies gonna mess something up that ninja will have to fix.

    • @haljohnson6947
      @haljohnson6947 4 роки тому +10

      ninja just got 1 million subscribers to see that he's efficient honest and ready to fix their crappy bmws

    • @indianbeluga8360
      @indianbeluga8360 4 роки тому +2

      @@caydencorning big brain move 😂🤣

    • @mistersomaru
      @mistersomaru 4 роки тому

      it's a far simpler car than any newer BMW. Tyler isn't a moron, he does know how to do basic things on cars with a larger margin for error.

    • @roadrunner5319
      @roadrunner5319 4 роки тому +1

      @@mistersomaru Really not sure about Tyler is not a moron. We love him, but with a wrench in his hand things go pear shaped fast.

  • @soulman4292
    @soulman4292 4 роки тому +99

    Johnny seems like such a cool, chill dude. Always a smile, always a joke. I guess you have to be that way to work on those damned BMW’s

  • @rustyshackleford2934
    @rustyshackleford2934 4 роки тому +47

    well after seeing the back of his phone it confirms he's albanian. i kept wondering but couldn't put my finger on his accent.

  • @uncleheide
    @uncleheide 4 роки тому +84

    Can’t wait to see this BMW get a buff & wax- that paint should clean up very nice.

    • @chrisSVT
      @chrisSVT 4 роки тому +2

      I was thinking the same thing. I would do it if I were closer.

    • @scottblackwell5789
      @scottblackwell5789 4 роки тому +2

      Then it will sell on Cars & Bids for double its value!!

  • @BeerdyBruceLeeCentral
    @BeerdyBruceLeeCentral 4 роки тому +583

    13:21. Jonny is a proud Albanian.

    • @DonisGP
      @DonisGP 4 роки тому +40

      Yooo what!? I'm albanian as well and never knew Johnny was lol.

    • @nesttea2239
      @nesttea2239 4 роки тому +26

      @@DonisGP ye he looks hispanic

    • @bkeen7013
      @bkeen7013 4 роки тому +25

      Damn, I thought he was French!

    • @DonisGP
      @DonisGP 4 роки тому +36

      @@nesttea2239 I think he looks euro but never knew he was from my country lol

    • @siemenstraffic
      @siemenstraffic 4 роки тому +43

      I always thought Jonny was German

  • @aarondyer9592
    @aarondyer9592 4 роки тому +72

    As a 535i owner I’m feeling called out, and I’ve never been so sad about something I entirely agree with.

    • @davidgalinat4257
      @davidgalinat4257 4 роки тому +6

      Hoovie's experiences finally broke my love for BMWs.

    • @vegeta12379
      @vegeta12379 4 роки тому +8

      There's no way a valve cover gasket on an N54 costs a thousand bucks, that has to be a lie right???

    • @simonk1161
      @simonk1161 4 роки тому +15

      @@vegeta12379 valve cover doesn't cost that much as a part,but there is a lot of working hours to change valve cover

    • @aarondyer9592
      @aarondyer9592 4 роки тому +2

      @axe incredibly, that’s the bottom end of the range; and, on top of that, it’s one of several large things that commonly go wrong at about 10 years/ 100k miles.

    • @mrvantastic3106
      @mrvantastic3106 4 роки тому +4

      A valve cover gasket replacement on my 2011 BMW 335is (N54 engine for the is) parts and labor just under $800

  • @bobmcl2406
    @bobmcl2406 4 роки тому +92

    Hoovie: "You'd hire me, yes?"
    Ninja: "Sure, at minimum wage, less tool rental allowance".

  • @Kalepsis
    @Kalepsis 4 роки тому +42

    Damn, Ninja. That's the first time I've ever heard someone say "motherf*cker" on Hoovie's channel.

    • @1337penguinman
      @1337penguinman 4 роки тому +11

      I'm pretty sure that's the most common word used in a shop when the cameras are off.

    • @sranje3000
      @sranje3000 3 роки тому

      civsa none 😂😂 ninja is chill af

  • @Viktor1.9
    @Viktor1.9 4 роки тому +115

    The Ninja is Albanian!!! No wonder he knows about BMWs and Mercedes.. 🇦🇱

    • @keon5779
      @keon5779 4 роки тому +44

      Albania: where stolen luxury cars live in peace.

    • @drumboarder1
      @drumboarder1 4 роки тому +7

      But none of these are white?!

    • @Watch4erik
      @Watch4erik 4 роки тому +4

      I thought he was Mexican

    • @Matt_The_Hugenot
      @Matt_The_Hugenot 4 роки тому +14

      Anyone remember the Top Gear Albanian episode?

    • @Tomazack
      @Tomazack 4 роки тому +9

      @@Matt_The_Hugenot Yes, was about to mention this. We'll just leave it at that, no point in stereotyping Albanians.

  • @billdunlop8683
    @billdunlop8683 4 роки тому +36

    " I have the knowledge but when I go to do it I become incompetent, What does that make me ?" It makes you Management. :)

  • @FullOfMalarky
    @FullOfMalarky 4 роки тому +171

    The flags hanging in the shoppe:
    “My favourite car brand: Rolex”

    • @JohnSmith-in1tt
      @JohnSmith-in1tt 4 роки тому +19

      Rolex cars are garbage compared to the cars Van Halen makes lmao

    • @i6oub-49
      @i6oub-49 4 роки тому +8

      Vincero makes the best cars

    • @1worldgaming18
      @1worldgaming18 4 роки тому +3

      i like iron maiden cars :)

    • @HughesEnterprises
      @HughesEnterprises 4 роки тому +2

      @@JohnSmith-in1tt My Timex has a 100,000 mile warranty

    • @DavidAragon13
      @DavidAragon13 4 роки тому +1

      My car Brands are Seiko and Casio.

  • @karlkonigshofer2629
    @karlkonigshofer2629 3 роки тому +1

    I did change the timing belt on my 320 convertible three times. And I recommend for your first time: Remove all the front parts (Grill, radiator, bumper) to see everything you are doing. The shown "from the top method" is for people, who allready changed the belt once... And thake pictures and film everything when disassembling... ;)

  • @TheNinjaMonkey43
    @TheNinjaMonkey43 3 роки тому +4

    My dad and i recently did the valve cover on my 2007 328i, and the N52 engine is much easier to work on than the N54 shown in that 535 in this video. However it was still very stressful and a lot of extra stuff before you can even access the valve cover. Especially with the valvetronic motor that goes into the valve cover that is extremely precise in its tolerances.

  • @deplorableb.r.4211
    @deplorableb.r.4211 4 роки тому +58

    Wizard is like...thank God the Ninja is babysitting Hoovie today.

    • @coyote5735
      @coyote5735 4 роки тому +13

      Meanwhile, Wizard is putting oil in somebody's radiator.

  • @cavalierliberty6838
    @cavalierliberty6838 4 роки тому +82

    "Well he's a glutton for punishment"
    Wow, hoovie. Pot and kettle much?

    • @gamby16a
      @gamby16a 4 роки тому +8

      Difference is, Hoovie profits from his suffering. The non-youtube star dude doesn't make any money off of his own misfortune.

  • @100PercentJake
    @100PercentJake 4 роки тому +18

    I'm so looking forward to seeing this car get detailed on Velocity Garage. That single stage is going to come up absolutely beautifully.

    • @michaeltutty1540
      @michaeltutty1540 4 роки тому

      Agreed, 100PercentJake. European paint back then was fantastic. With decent maintenance, it is incredible. My Volvo is 31 years old, and the Ice Blue metallic still shines up like new.

  • @CrazyUncleChris
    @CrazyUncleChris 4 роки тому +1

    This video is a PERFECT example of why you should pay a quality mechanic rather than saving a few bucks having your buddy "give it a shot." You're brevet paying for the hours it takes, you're paying for the years of expertise.

  • @mikeb3172
    @mikeb3172 4 роки тому +21

    Before selling out to electric, at least acknowledge Keonigsegg's freevalve cylinder head. It's timing belt free.

    • @lashlarue7924
      @lashlarue7924 4 роки тому

      Timing belts and chains needn’t necessarily be that big of a deal though.

    • @Dimondminer11
      @Dimondminer11 3 роки тому +1

      @@lashlarue7924 And timing chains are really just better tbh

    • @next0845
      @next0845 3 роки тому

      I work on rail vehicles in the uk. No belts or chains, just gears, never need looking at. It just works!

  • @newsgetsold
    @newsgetsold 4 роки тому +46

    Tavarish: "wrench every day." 🔧
    Hoovie: "I wrench when it's cold, miserable and I'm bored, and have an experienced mechanic to hold my hand on the simplest car."

    • @longjohn77
      @longjohn77 4 роки тому +8

      Tavarish: have Jared wrench everyday

    • @dalehadley3283
      @dalehadley3283 4 роки тому +5

      He did help Wizard with his Volvo and he actually did put some good effort in,so you gotta give him that

  • @Robi2300
    @Robi2300 4 роки тому +46

    I always had a feeling he was Albanian and that Home Screen proved it😂

    • @bonideda5939
      @bonideda5939 4 роки тому +3

      hhahaahahha po ropt edhe un ashtu menova

    • @webchamp930
      @webchamp930 4 роки тому +3

      Ha I was wondering what county that accent was from :). Make sure not to look at his girlfriend you might end up rolled up in a carpet in one of those car trunks 😂😂

    • @arnidh1399
      @arnidh1399 4 роки тому +1

      Ate kam menu qe n fillim 😉

    • @lrblueslowbro5302
      @lrblueslowbro5302 4 роки тому

      Maybe it was that funny head 😂

  • @patlynch3464
    @patlynch3464 4 роки тому +27

    13:21 Albanian flag. I was having a hard time pinpointing his accent. At times he sounded a little Italian, and sometimes a little Russian. Albania makes sense.

    • @dimkoutsoukos
      @dimkoutsoukos 4 роки тому +7

      I was 80% sure that he is Albanian. Albanians REALLY LIKE BMWs.

    • @garyx5x
      @garyx5x 4 роки тому +1

      He lived in Italy at one point also.

    • @E34Benzin
      @E34Benzin 4 роки тому +3

      He doesn't sound Russian at all. Albanians pronounce the r like the English speakers do, which is an odd way to do it, so his accent is not very strong.

    • @EOSSpeedster
      @EOSSpeedster 4 роки тому +2

      @@dimkoutsoukos I think something like 80% of the cars in Albania are Mercs... sourced from Germany.

    • @vojvoda-draza
      @vojvoda-draza 4 роки тому

      @@EOSSpeedster and at least 15 years old

  • @paulsz6194
    @paulsz6194 4 роки тому +27

    I think this is an appropriate definition of “Wealth Transfer ”that people say is going on today..

  • @keyaurikendrick755
    @keyaurikendrick755 Рік тому

    Man I can watch you two do this alllll day! As a new e30 owner, a mechanic relationship like this is heartwarming! Cant wait to get my baby on the road!

  • @joe6096
    @joe6096 4 роки тому +18

    Me when I was 10: Dad I want to be a doctor when I grow up - they make LOTS of money!
    Dad: Son, you'll do much better working on BMWs

    • @plumbbob
      @plumbbob 4 роки тому +3

      I understand BMWs die more often than people.

  • @michaela1655
    @michaela1655 4 роки тому +5

    I like the way you guys make work look like fun. Working on cars is a critical skill. So nice that the Ninja is so pleasant to be around and so accommodating.

  • @ilirian4life
    @ilirian4life 4 роки тому +7

    I knew car ninja was Albanian from the time he used a coat hanger to fix a transmission had a proud shqipe moment 😂

  • @keeganwebber
    @keeganwebber 3 роки тому +3

    The m20 accessory belt tensioning system is an underappreciated gem, its a pity that so many of the little rack and pinions end up stripped out by owners that don't undestand how they work

  • @czgunner
    @czgunner 3 роки тому +1

    I drove a 1989 325e for 4 years in Germany. It was a rusted out pile, but got me around from 02-06.

  • @jdamore44
    @jdamore44 4 роки тому +45

    Also why I work on my own Bmw's. Can't afford the labor!

    • @cayman9873
      @cayman9873 4 роки тому

      Exactly

    • @jdamore44
      @jdamore44 4 роки тому +1

      First thing you do when you buy a bmw if you plan on working on it is.....get a laptop and OBDII cable so you can download the BMW software tools. Its better than a carly. it has saved me thousands on my M3 and e46 touring.

    • @andysoper1229
      @andysoper1229 4 роки тому +2

      @@jdamore44 good luck with your obd11 cable on a e30

    • @jdamore44
      @jdamore44 4 роки тому

      @@andysoper1229 Yup, fortunately you can work on e30's without breaking the bank.

    • @andysoper1229
      @andysoper1229 4 роки тому +1

      @@jdamore44 you cant if you have a habit like mine iv got 3 and no wife now.i like my choices in life!😃

  • @chun2s
    @chun2s 4 роки тому +7

    THAT COLD START ON THAT ENGINE SOUNDED BEAUTIFUL.

    • @Scouter98
      @Scouter98 4 роки тому +1

      When they are healthy (like this one) boy do these old 6 cyl BMWs sing at WOT, absolutely delightful.

  • @tadana
    @tadana 4 роки тому +28

    Loving your Ferrari shirt with one less r and the mustang logo

    • @NoName-cn3cp
      @NoName-cn3cp 4 роки тому

      I thought I was seeing things lol

  • @11SCIONRELEASESERIE
    @11SCIONRELEASESERIE 4 роки тому +3

    Amazed on how clean they keep that shop all the time

  • @robertmontgomery7158
    @robertmontgomery7158 4 роки тому +7

    Hoovie you are adorable in your naïveté. You have never experienced how expensive and complex EVs are to repair.

    • @LordSandwichII
      @LordSandwichII 3 роки тому

      Yeah, in principle they are simple, but they have all sorts of safety systems and whatnot.

  • @aaronlopez3585
    @aaronlopez3585 4 роки тому +22

    Ninja; A trained ape could work on the older BMW"
    ☑️ Tyler ; perfect skill level
    I guess I can do this

    • @longjohn77
      @longjohn77 4 роки тому +1

      Trained ape: hold my feces

    • @spider7288
      @spider7288 4 роки тому

      @@longjohn77 😂

  • @gabykatut
    @gabykatut 4 роки тому +64

    - Tyler ** I come back early in the morning**
    - Ninja shows the clock ****14:23****

    • @artanndoni7048
      @artanndoni7048 4 роки тому +4

      With an Albanian 🇦🇱flag on the background

    • @nickles75
      @nickles75 4 роки тому

      @@artanndoni7048 so that's why he is so good with BMWs...

    • @erjon0978
      @erjon0978 4 роки тому +1

      And he is Albanian. Now everything makes sense. Only a Albanian can love old neglected German cars 😂😂

    • @mma8725
      @mma8725 4 роки тому

      I was wondering where ninja is from. Just before googeling "where is the car ninja originally from" he pulls out the phone with the double headed hawk. Proud shqipe i guess.

  • @benprishtina153
    @benprishtina153 4 роки тому +9

    I knew that the car ninja is ethnic Albanian. E kam ditë që "the car ninja" është Shqipëtarë.
    Flamuri Shqipëtar në telefonin e tij e konfirmon. Bravo car ninja. In english: The Albanian flag on his phone confirms it.

  • @bloodcarver913
    @bloodcarver913 4 роки тому +10

    Don't forget to film him changing the suspension parts too. This is so much better than any Lambo, Ferrari or Aston Martin video out there (Tavarish take note!) :D

  • @175dell
    @175dell 2 роки тому +1

    Anyone else catch the e28 on the lift in the background? haha I miss my old BMW e28. This video definitely brings back some memories. When I did my first timing belt I remember the tensioner spring and metal pin was missing. 😳 The PO pryed the tensioner until it was in about the right place and tightened it down. Who knows how many miles it was driven like that. Good times.

  • @rwdplz1
    @rwdplz1 4 роки тому +11

    "Hi Ninja, it's Mrs. Hoovie. Can you babysit Tyler for me? Thanks"

  • @JonBlondell
    @JonBlondell 4 роки тому +8

    Jonny is such a nice, pleasant fellow, and obviously the Master Mechanic in Kansas!

  • @100PercentJake
    @100PercentJake 4 роки тому +45

    BMW ownership is a lesson applied Stockholm syndrome.
    Spend a year worth of weekends and $10k to end up with a car worth $7k on a good day? Sounds great to me.

    • @Tomazack
      @Tomazack 4 роки тому +1

      My E39 525D M-Sport Individual was a nightmare and hardly anything worked in the last stretch of its life before it burned, but man I would love the torture of owning one again.

    • @longjohn77
      @longjohn77 4 роки тому +2

      @@Tomazack there's nothing like them when everything works as it should.

    • @cgmoog
      @cgmoog 4 роки тому

      @Tone. I'd take a modern Alfa over the latest crop of BMWs.

    • @longjohn77
      @longjohn77 4 роки тому +2

      @Tone. Woah, let's not get crazy here😀

  • @scubbarookie
    @scubbarookie 4 роки тому +6

    The Ninja is an awesome alli to have as these BWW's are now considered almost exotic cars! I hope to see more of these car restoration and improvements! Great channel and great friendship! Take care and thank you two for this coverage!

  • @AtlasCroc
    @AtlasCroc 4 роки тому +1

    Wife had a 2016 X1 "M" model that would have cost around $10K in parts and labor for 3 years of problems if it weren't for the warranty. As soon as that was up - it went. This along with more than $500 to replace a battery (you can't do it yourself without the right battery "calibration" tool) was all it took for me to never look at another one. One and done.

  • @jeremytiburcio9422
    @jeremytiburcio9422 4 роки тому +33

    Anyone else want to see this car get professionally detailed in a future video?

    • @p51mustang22
      @p51mustang22 3 роки тому

      Yes! The paint needs some love.

  • @jeffdeboer1679
    @jeffdeboer1679 4 роки тому +22

    When you're a UA-camr, 2:30 in the afternoon is "bright and early".

    • @DIYAudioGuy
      @DIYAudioGuy 4 роки тому +1

      That's because we sit up until 2:00 or 3:00 in the morning editing videos.

    • @gamby16a
      @gamby16a 4 роки тому +1

      My nocturnal, self-employed self agrees with that, as I type this at 2:58AM 😀

  • @j0nsku335
    @j0nsku335 4 роки тому +45

    BMW's are like girlfriends. You have to maintain then regularly... Yeah its not going to be cheap but if you don't do it, it is going to leave you stranded at some point

    • @12yearssober
      @12yearssober 4 роки тому +14

      Also like a girlfriend they are cheaper to rent than own

    • @fernandoroberts3591
      @fernandoroberts3591 4 роки тому

      LMAO

    • @paulcarmi8130
      @paulcarmi8130 4 роки тому +3

      @@12yearssober oh, Jeffery, you _would_ know

    • @S.carr.c
      @S.carr.c 4 роки тому

      Jeffery Epstein you mother was too

    • @12yearssober
      @12yearssober 4 роки тому

      @@S.carr.c
      Simp spotted

  • @NotSoHandyCarGuy
    @NotSoHandyCarGuy 4 роки тому +2

    The jacket at 5:02 is mint.

  • @ac0rpbg
    @ac0rpbg 4 роки тому

    Finally a true BMW on the channel, not a plastic crap. Just a tip for M20/M30 valve adjusments most of the time it is more reliable to shim it at the valve so when you adjust it it doesn't move the adjusment while tightening it. I'm sure Ninja has done it enough times to be able to do it from the first time everytime, but for us normal people it is very annoying to adjust the valve then assemble everything to have to adjust them again only because one of the valves moved while tightening.

  • @AHamzollari
    @AHamzollari 4 роки тому +13

    Hell yeah Jonny! Making Albanians look good. What’s the name of his shop ?

  • @Faceplant-hl5yn
    @Faceplant-hl5yn 4 роки тому +8

    me:
    unbolting my engine : yes! I can!
    putting it back together : NO!

  • @darkinertia2
    @darkinertia2 4 роки тому +11

    "it seems like i just get in the way"
    *slow head turn and subtle nod*

  • @ek1414_
    @ek1414_ 4 роки тому +1

    I have such respect for mechanics like Jonny. He's worth every penny!

  • @pw510577w
    @pw510577w 4 роки тому

    As an ex BMW Dealership Parts Interpreter, this is so familiar to me. The same basket of goods America versus Australia, the price difference is vast. The dealer labour rate was $125/hour 7 years ago. Dealerships have standards they have to meet, so the labour rates are a lot higher to cover the outlay. Your local mechanic doesn't have a gigantic building to maintain, but then again they don't have all the specialist diagnostic machinery, and factory special tools either. It's your choice where you take your BMW, you do not have to take it to the Dealer, although warranty work has conditions. Genuine parts fitted elsewhere still have a warranty, but the parts must be on the vehicle, and inspected by the Dealer to consider being claimed under warranty. The warranty is also half the length of time as compared to dealer fitted. The good thing about BMW parts is that the part numbers are stamped on most parts, which makes identifying replacements simple and quick. Which is good because BMW part numbers are 11 numbers. There's also a Motorsport emblem on the left of the boot lid, looks like a wannabe addition.

  • @Expatriate1977
    @Expatriate1977 4 роки тому +4

    Tyler is one of the most giving people I have ever known. Gave the car wizard a yacht and the car ninja a few private islands with frickin volcanoooes and sharks with frickin lazer beams.

  • @palillo2006
    @palillo2006 4 роки тому +10

    Ninja just wanted his lift back. 😂

  • @upsidedown4155
    @upsidedown4155 4 роки тому +9

    Unfamiliar toobox = every toolbox for tyler lol

  • @DoctorBeer2044
    @DoctorBeer2044 4 роки тому +1

    Personally, I find the older M20 and M30 engines to be fun. They have tighter tolerances which makes older higher mileage engines run rougher, but I've never had a lot of trouble with them. Anything before 1995 is fun to work on.

  • @tylermcginnis9277
    @tylermcginnis9277 4 роки тому +2

    The only thing this episode is missing is Ninja yelling at Hoovie for not holding the flashlight correctly, and then the tears that follow.

  • @ebmotorsport2006
    @ebmotorsport2006 4 роки тому +17

    What! I knew the ninja was an OG but didn’t know he’s my kind 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱

    • @artanndoni7048
      @artanndoni7048 4 роки тому +3

      The best kind of the world forever 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱

    • @topg6768
      @topg6768 4 роки тому +2

      rrespekte Shqipe 🇦🇱❤️🇦🇱❤️

  • @ethanlenning
    @ethanlenning 4 роки тому +9

    The only mechanic richer than BMW mechanics is the Car Wizard after meeting Hoovie 😘

    • @FishFind3000
      @FishFind3000 4 роки тому +1

      not after ruining his amg sls transmission. 30k down the drain

    • @ethanlenning
      @ethanlenning 4 роки тому +1

      @@FishFind3000 just to be clear, there was no lasting damage done to the transmission, and tyler did admit that he was acting overly dramatic. Ik it was probably a joke but for anyone reading who doesnt know, there are no hard feelings between hoovie and the wizard 👍

  • @selaudinagolli4638
    @selaudinagolli4638 4 роки тому +34

    13:20 ninja is albanian, less goo I love him more now🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱

  • @BUEAU
    @BUEAU 4 роки тому

    @18:55 that start-up sounded niiiiice! Perfecto

  • @billrichardson5386
    @billrichardson5386 3 роки тому +1

    I've done all the work on my e60 with n62 engine. It has not been to bad and this is the first car I've really ever worked on myself. I'm over 300k miles now. I would hate to think of what it would have cost me if I was paying someone, but doing it myself hasnt been to much.

  • @mergimazemi2747
    @mergimazemi2747 4 роки тому +30

    The ninja is Albanian that’s cool! I always wondered where he was from

  • @androglenner
    @androglenner 4 роки тому +24

    The dealership charges $2000 not the technician/mechanic. He will probably only see $200-260 of that.

    • @MichaelJames-lz7ni
      @MichaelJames-lz7ni 4 роки тому +4

      ....and NOW you see why the German luxury brands don’t build reliable cars anymore. There’s no profit in it....

    • @HagakureJunkie
      @HagakureJunkie 4 роки тому +3

      If it's anything close to an audi mechanic, my buddy pockets $35 per hour, no matter how fast he goes. Dealerships bill at $175 per hour and pocket the difference.

  • @jacobdickinson471
    @jacobdickinson471 4 роки тому +24

    Who else cringed when he used the parts cleaner bare handed? Solvent is bad stuff for your skin

    • @wildberry752
      @wildberry752 4 роки тому +1

      yeah why the hell did he not have golves on

    • @mikesweet5848
      @mikesweet5848 4 роки тому +2

      FYI harsh solvents actually will go into your hands, directly into your bloodstream. Awful for the vital organs. Liver, kidneys etc.
      We're talking professionals here, not weekenders. Longterm exposure.

    • @yourmom4784
      @yourmom4784 3 роки тому +3

      Using the parts cleaner is the one time I actually wear gloves when wrenching on shit

  • @beigemanalishi1645
    @beigemanalishi1645 4 роки тому +1

    86/89 M20 engines were prone to the cylinder head bolts snapping off - not very common but BMW changed to Torx stretch bolts in late '89 for a reason and it is worth fitting them. You can replace the existing hex bolts one by one with Torx in a diagonal pattern, takes about an hour or so all in. I had two cars that did it, a 1987 E28 520i (no damage) and a 1989 325i when the camshaft lobe punched the bolt head through the centre coolant gallery. That made a mess.

  • @HenrySomeone
    @HenrySomeone 4 роки тому +1

    I have a mechanic friend who specializes in Nissans and while they are certainly not the most reliable brand out there (especially for a Japanese one), he says his biggest regret is not having gone for BMWs like one of his buddies who is now making literal millions...

  • @gagegoesharder6355
    @gagegoesharder6355 4 роки тому +5

    His face when you said “it seems like I just slow you down”

  • @elidonkojnozi9048
    @elidonkojnozi9048 4 роки тому +25

    Damn Ninja is Albanian ,,ninja if you are reading this we proud of you

    • @robs4988
      @robs4988 4 роки тому

      Why? Does that somehow make you special?

  • @TheNis240sx
    @TheNis240sx 4 роки тому +5

    When you recognize the N54 in the 5 series and remember doing all the work he talked about

    • @OGPedXing
      @OGPedXing 4 роки тому +1

      Yep for sure! Took like 6 hours the first time!

  • @jimhenry7173
    @jimhenry7173 4 роки тому +1

    My son's work for huge tech firms in Seattle.
    They owned BMW's for years.
    M-3's, M-4s, M-5's.
    They all had to dump them.
    The cost of repairs was prodigious.
    Every time a service light went on it cost thousands.
    One designer son earns $200,000.00 plus a year and after he spent $40,000.00 in repairs on his M-3 ,after he spent $40,000.00 on the purchase price.
    He now drives a restored 1999 Honda Prelude,and a 1982 Delorean.
    He is perfectly happy finally.

  • @viffer94
    @viffer94 4 роки тому

    I replaced the timing belt and water pump on my straight six Lexus by myself as well. Of course I didn’t have access to a repair shop, lift, specialized tools or a professional mechanic to do most of the work for me. Crawling around underneath my car in the driveway in the December wind and rain was fun. But it all came together in the end and was a good learning experience.

  • @18upbaddog
    @18upbaddog 4 роки тому +8

    I want this car so bad.
    just love them, miss my old bmw 325 was so much fun back in the day

    • @sammartinez4244
      @sammartinez4244 4 роки тому

      2002 and early 3 series. I have had several 6 series. Own 2002 540i, sport model.

  • @plektosgaming
    @plektosgaming 4 роки тому +9

    New word for the week:
    "Blabcrastinated" :)

  • @kgk8010
    @kgk8010 4 роки тому +15

    13:20 Didn't know the car ninja was from albania. I remember you saying he was from italy. Anyways i guess we are neighbours, im from greece lmao.

    • @yo-bj1lj
      @yo-bj1lj 4 роки тому +4

      lots of albanians move to italy so im guessing he lived in italy before moving to kansas

    • @kgk8010
      @kgk8010 4 роки тому +3

      @@yo-bj1lj Yeah mutliple friends of mine from albania have told me that they have family members in italy.

    • @dimkoutsoukos
      @dimkoutsoukos 4 роки тому

      @@kgk8010 Θεωρούσα πιθανό να είναι Αλβανός χωρίς να έχω κάποια ένδειξη. Πάντως γενικά οι BMW είναι δημοφιλείς στους Αλβανούς.

    • @kgk8010
      @kgk8010 4 роки тому +1

      @@dimkoutsoukos Και εμενα μου ειχε περασει απο το μυαλο. Παντως πιο περιεργο μου φαινεται οτι βρηκα και αλλον ελληνα που βλεπει Hoovie's Garage 😂

    • @yo-bj1lj
      @yo-bj1lj 4 роки тому +2

      @Gunit Albania outside of the european union lol

  • @Wipsplash
    @Wipsplash 4 роки тому

    A tip. Leave the belt on the water pump when loosening the water pump pulley bolts. It's much easier to break the bolts loose that way.

  • @jakejones7307
    @jakejones7307 4 роки тому

    Ninja such a humble dude. Like his addition to the channel