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- Опубліковано 25 вер 2023
- Song is BACK2BACK by ROONIN/STRLIGHT: • BACK2BACK
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"It's not kidnapping, it's suprise adoption"
*PHONK PLAYS*
THATS _LITERALLY_ PERFECT
Underrated comment.
Makes sense
BAHAHHAHAAA
edit: jk but HOLY FKN SHIT WHY TF- I LAUGHED LOL I FKN LAUGHED WHY U LIKIN THIS SHIT BAHAHAHAHA
Mandalorian vibes
"It's not a war crime if you had fun"
*Phonk plays*
--Anakin Skywalker
It's not one the first time.
Warframe in a nutshell. That and
Do you have epilepsy? Would you like to?
Big smile from Yamerica
The nazis had a good reason for war crimes (phone music)
"It's not a war crime if no one reports it"
*PHONK PLAYS*
To be honest, it's true.
If no one is remaining to notice or report, then no crime is committed
I usually go by hard stealth, no one can see you if there nobody there
Song name is BACK2BACK by STRLGHT.
Legend! I'm gonna add it to my phonk playlist lol, cheers!
They apparently called an extended form the unofficial music video
*P H O N K. P L A Y S*
thx!
Not all heroes wear capes
"it's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits"
PHONK PLAYS
Fu@k nah bro got me crying😭, then dying on the floor💀, then meeting death☠️, then seeing Jesus💀🙏
💀💀💀💀💀
out of all the onesi read i laugh to death on this
@@user-vn4uf7mp8wdid you shit today
Fucking halores im dead 💀🤣😭😂😩😫💀🤣😭😂😩😫💀
"It Isn't homicide if your homie Isn't by your side"
*Intense Phonk*
XD
@@nigidoujunior4376 XD
I’m dead bro 😂💀
"swiss miss instant piss"
Phonk music
@@dildo_destroyer-445 “Phone music “
SONGS NAME IS : BACK2BACK by STRLGHT
MUCH THANKS!
You are the hero we needed.
Finally!!! thank you
"Remember, it's not a war crime the FIRST time"
*PHONK PLAYS*
And it'll never be one of there is no one left to declare it as one!
@@feuerling *PHONK PLAYS*
"You can't spell slaughter without laughter"
*Phonk plays*
Man I'm dead
@@user-wc9rl6bo7sI would ask with laughter or literally, but I think the answer’s both
Drawn together huh😂
That’s actually fire😂😂
Very true my friend
"Everything before 10 is breakfast"
*Phonk starts playing*
This comment is perfect
"The first meal of the Day is always Breakfast"
So does it count for tomorrow at 10:01?
@@doubleutubefan5 for my definition the day ends at midnight, so if you have your first meal of the day on 11:55pm, then that's breakfast!
@@Azrael_Rhincoyou mean 23:55?
“Anything can be legal if you try hard enough” *PHONK PLAYS*
"It is not genocide, it is a high kill streak"
*Phonk plays*
"Cannibalism solves both overpopulation and world hunger"
PHONK PLAYS
💀
this comment is my entire vibe 27/7 you are amazing.
@@Toastymandias_bro do you even know what 27/7 is? First of all that ain't even a real word it's 24/7
@@Dinoisnotabiscuit-ry1uz holy shit, it took me 3 times to read that and reasilze my typo im a fucking idiot i meant to type 24/7, so sorry for the confusion 💀
😂😂😂
"It's not a hate crime if you loved doing it"
That's...
Understandable sir, have a good day.
-Random officer
Bruh…. What
OH NO 😂😂😂
700th like
I mean, you arent wrong
“If you can get away with it, it ain’t a crime”
*PHONK PLAYS*
"Its not murder, its surprise sleep"
*PHONK PLAYS*
"I am wanted in 38 states for vehicular manslaughter"
Phonk plays
Underrated
Underated
and 12 more to go.
It ain’t underrated alright
Those Just stop Oil turds prolly deserved it...oops
"I'm gonna shit yourself."
*EPIC PHONK BEAT DROPS*
That goes hard
@@youtubescam7308me on the toilet
@@scallywagwum2145why is you so mad Lil bro? 💀
Is Daddy not loving you enough?
@@scallywagwum2145 what
@@scallywagwum2145bro its art like the video says
"if buying isn't owning, piracy isn't stealing"
**phonk plays**
Remins me of that video some guy made about how you buy licenses to games, not buy the games outright, and he made that exact statement
“It isn’t attempted murder if they didn’t get hurt” *PHONK PLAYS*
“I don’t believe in human rights”
Same, dude.
Human rights are cringe and warcrimes are based.
Yessss
🗿
Based
Humans aren't people and don't deserve rights.
"It isn't gay if its your homie"
*PHONK PLAYS*
Real
It isn't gay if it's your clone😂
Frfr
I swear, there's going to be some phonk edit video that's actually serious and says "Gays have no rights" or something like that and there's going to be people in the comments agreeing with the person who said it
@@ParrotPentester schizo rant
"Your Honor, she said Bet!"
*PHONK BASS DROP PLAYS*
"America loves guns"
*PHONK PLAYS*
“No bitches?”
*INTENSE PHONK MUSIC*
*Noise
@@didistone8482 Art*
Best usage of phonk i've ever seen
You mean "I got no Botchs"
_phonk intensifies_
"No dad?"
*SUPER INTENSE PHONK MUSIC*
_"S W A W S"_
*PHONK MUSIC INTENSIFIES*
No just no
yes, just yes.
Absolutely
Roflcopter
* cool poses while phonk music builds up *
Swaws
* phonk beat drop *
“its not kidnapping if the child wanted the candy”
PHONK
“It’s not a containment breach, it’s misplaced anomaly”
PHONK MUSIC WHILE EVERYONE RUNS FOR THERE LIVE
Phonk plays as Abel walks in again
@@GhostZeroGZ XD want some 682 with that?
@@Keter_Causes_Chaos "I hate all life and exist to cause as much suffering as possible"
PHONK
@@GhostZeroGZ XD exactly 682
"Remember don't kill yourself because that shit kills you"
*Phonk plays*
Had me cracking up XDDD
@@nb70783😐
@@wak_as_ho😐 indeed
@@CarterFootBum12😐 I Agree With You Bro
@@FlamOnVrwhat he do
"Remember kids, it's only illegal if you get caught."
*PHONK MUSIC INTENSIGIES*
Noise*. It's not music, it's noise.
God sends the most compelling propaganda to the craziest schizophrenics
Lol, intensigies 😂😂😂
This noise is to intensigies
Phonk🗿
"Taxation is a type of monetary theft"
*PHONK PLAYS*
If you’re homeless, just buy a house
INTENSE PHONK MUSIC STARTS PLAYING
"Drowning babies in bleach is ok."
*PHONK MUSIC ENGAGED*
thats true tho
@@BlueStellarGaming🤨
NOOO THIS IS TAKEN TOO FAR
@@EggsorceNutcaseMcGueenahhhhh i do it too
@@Kryst1xsame with little brother
"Even as a Vtuber, Heavenly is still unable to get a maiden"
*PHONK MUSIC INTENSIFIES*
Damm
On bro 💀💀
GODDD
yikes💀
Jesus, you killed him 💀
Spain in 1478: "It's not an inquisition, it's an unexpected visit"
*PHONK PLAYS*
"it's not war,it's js people hurting eachother"
♪PHONK PLAYS♪
“I committed 15 war crimes for some Percs”
*Phonk music intensifies*
I stole your fuckin percs
*Phonk music intensifies*
@@SomeKoffeeyou are gay now
*Phonk music intensifies*
I burned down an orphanage
Phonk crescendos
I was one of victims of the war crimes my father is missing
*Phonk music intensifies*
@@vhbgp7767uno reverse card mf
*Phonk music intensifies*
“I took a shit in the sink.”
*Intense phonk plays*
Matthew 5:27-30
Jesus says here, Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery: but I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart. And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. Jesus didn't specifically say to rcut your hands, or plluck your eye out, Jesus way saying that if any thing that causes you to sin remove that out of your Jesus saves God bless.😊😊
@@PraiseTheLordyourGodJesusI came in my pants
😂😂
@@PraiseTheLordyourGodJesus AAACK I A DEVIL....
SOFT ACTUALLY MAKING SENSE EMGLISHHHHH
AAAA
HOLY SHIT
*I a Christian so this isn't meant to be fucking offensive don't worry yall
Dang, that went hard 😢…
"Speed limits aren't there to protect you, there there to challenge you"
PHONK PLAYS
"Its not robbing if its already been purchased"
*PHONK PLAYS*
It's not a robbery if I already claimed your stuff as mine
PHONK PLAYS
@@joebrito3192 LoL
@@joebrito3192*OUR STUFF*
woah😮
"AK comes before 47."
*PHONK PLAYS*
"It isn't homicide without a homie by your side"
*PHONK MUSIC INTENSIFIES*
NAHHHH LMFAOO
True
@@Squished_adam254🗿
@@toprakdemirkol7547🗿
💀💀💀💀💀
“Remember Kids, it’s not stealing if you’re not caught”
*Phonk Intensifies*
“It’s not abuse if they deserve it”
*PHONK*
Unironically goes hard as fuck
Phuck*
I mean, fuck _does_ go pretty hard
But fucking is
🤨
Holy shit that was fast
I didn't kill your parents, I merely made your backstory more compelling. *Phonk plays.*
Joe, chill.😂
i killed a person with a knife *Phonk plays.*
Dam batman isn't breaking his no kill policy he just simply not using it anymore.
Ayoooo? Like this shit.
"I didnt make you an orphan, i made you a superhero"
"IT'S NOT A PHASE MOM, I'M JUST TRANSITIONING!"
*_(PHONK MUSIC PLAYS)_*
“It’s only a we crime if you loose” PHONK PLAYS
“You can’t spell manslaughter without laughter”
*Phonk plays*
ooh, that's a classic
UNDERRATED MAN
E
NOOOOOOO
@@Railroadboio
"It still counts as a stealth mission if you leave no witnesses"
*Phonk plays*
Underrated, only 0 likes, first like.
You have a point...
well, you know... a tree falls in a forest kinda thing....this is surprisingly deeper than i thought at first😅
Actually how I play mgs
Splinter cell be like
Don't Suicide, out live your enemy
*Phonk intensify
"It's not crime, it's inverted Justice."
*PHONK PLAYS*
"It's stealth if no one lives to tell about it"
*INSANE BASS PHONK*
That's not Phonk, that's just the Steiner Scout Squad walking towards you
Ultimately, it makes no difference whether nobody saw you or only bodies saw you...
A fellow loud heister
captain winters
Me playing RDR2 fr
This is exactly how my two brain cells discussed what phonk was after I learned who Dr.Livesey was
same
@@antisanity_same
*d u h*
wow
Dr who now?
"It's not human trafficking if there is no traffic"
*phonk starts playing*
"human is breathing everytime"
*PHONK PLAYS*
"I'm not a human, I'm a bicycle."
*PHONK INTENSIFIES EPICLY*
I’m keeping that in the hall of fame.
*Phonk*
Ujajjajajjajsjajs
Jesus Christ this comment wants to kill myself
“I’ve didn’t do taxes and I burned the evidence
*PHONK MUSIC PLAYS*
"If my grand mother had wheels, she would have been a bike"
"It's not a hate crime if you love doing it"
EPIC PHONK PLAYS
Nah this sh*t better blow up😂
Lol@@DailyDemon
It better cause that i good@@DailyDemon
I'm gassed 😂💀
So its just a crime?
"Crimes is just human origin"
*PHONK PLAYS*
It’s not a hit and run if you walk
*PHONK plays*
"Your honor, if you are what you eat, then im an innocent child"
*PHONK PLAYS*
wtf
Jeffrey
Jeffrey Dahmer is that you
"Shit is like Nutella"
*Phonk intensifies*
Whoever needs the music its BACK2BACK
"If violence doesn't solve your problem, you're simply not using enough of it"
Phonk plays
Lmao
Police officers: *furious typing*
Well this is just true😂
if gun not enough, use more gun
"I had sex with 400 minors" *phonk*
Bro is immune to getting cancelled
**INTENSE PHONK**
"think fast chucklenuts"
**Phonk plays**
“My blood is a controlled substance in THIRTY-NINE STATES”
*Insert Phonk music*
Max0r w
This isn't True Blood
"My blood gave a vampire second hand fetal alcohol syndrome."
No that's not Phonk that Ponk
I GOT IT
I tickle children’s pickles
Insert phonk music
MAMA HOW DID I GET SO MANY LIKES FOR SAYING SOME PEDO STUFF💀
"i f*cking hate myself"
*Phonk music goes 100 volume*
That is indeed the stupidest thought that could come to mind
Damn
That's deep.
I really feel that
I agree
"It aint gay, if its with your homie"
*Intense phonk music*
Death was not an option.It's the solution
PHONK PLAYS
"That white stuff in your croissant isn't cream."
PHONK INTENSIFIES
Now that’s foul bro 🗿🗿🗿
Now that make it even better🗿
This is one of the only good ones I’ve seen so far 😂💀
@@GKC101 Thanks, I took a long 12 seconds coming up with it!
@@Wes_gaming2671 Well, i switch teams.
"Its not mass genocide, its stopping overpopulation"
*PHONK PLAYS*
Thanks to mao zedong stalin painter and leopold II
Eren approved
Adam be like
@@JojobeananimatesNononono
You understood chara wrong
Chara is mad at the humans for locking the monsters up
Then got insane
And then wanted to kill both humans AND monsters
Chara doesn’t want excuses
It‘s just genocide
Don't prove that, just don't prove that! 😰😰😰😰😰😰
"Killing is justified if you make it funny"
*PHONK PLAYS*
"if you are what you eat then im a child"
*Phonk plays*
“If there’s no cashiers at the counter, it’s free”
INTENSE PHONK PLAYS
LOL
It would be funny if someone tried that at Walmart. 🤣🤣
I’m going to try that next time at apple
"i just blew up toilet at 4.20 am"
*Super intense phonk*
"You're not cheater until you are caught"
PHONK PLAYS.
"Violence was never the answer, but it's always the solution."
*Phonk plays*
Speak from a true sigma
Violence is the question, and the answer is yes
This one is actually op
@@absolutelyloyalspacemarine1684 I thought the answer was “always.” 😅
Violence is optional, and so is MERCY.
"I hope your day is as pleasant as you are."
abnormally intense phonk begins playing
Thanks man
@@simplysmiley4670it ain't gonna be pleasant at all 💀
nah man, it's the deeper one that plays, phonk doesn't quite cut it with that raw power
Why did you have to curse me first thing in the morning?
Hey thanks, you too
* metal phonk plays *
"It's not cringe it's the way to embarrassing yourself"
*PHONK PLAY*
"Its not murder if the body is never found"
Phonk plays
😂☠️
"Child labor was actually pretty smart"
**Phonk Plays Intensively**
truly the best feature of capitalism, gotta maximize that profit
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@@Nortex25the problem is that's true
The old folks in the government are actually trying to get child labor back..
They're also trying to raise the age at which you can vote...
Conspiracy?
"Well you know what they say you cant make the shoes and wear them too"
“Can’t be racist if you hate everyone equally”
*Phonk plays*
Ok this one I actually like XD
Surely you're the IT guy of your company XD
Gordan ramsey has joined the chat.
That's true though
Well thats true
"Age is just a number"
PHONK PLAYS
Guy is wildin'😂☠️
"I dont believe in Human rights!"
-Said the austrian painter💀
“It’s not stealing if you don’t get caught”
*PHONK INTENSIFIES*
Marisa Kirisame
😂
What about permanently borrowing?
Agreed
No shit😂
"Kissing boys is gay but kissing kids is something else"
*PHONK PLAYS*
*casually wakes up*
PHONK PLAYS
That only happens when you're the main character.
"Remember kids, stealing is just sharing without the consent."
*Phonk music goes HARD*
So its just pocket raping
What are kleptomaniacs then?
@@rjtrageser9884
Liberals
@@md3d519
Its not pocket raping if they didn't say no.
@@md3d519pocket raping 💀
"I dont call breakfast when u dont break the fast"
PHONK PLAYS
It’s not a sacrifice if you’re lonely
Cant wait until he sees that Phonk has 10 different variations rn
😂truee i only know 3 and ive been listening to phonk for years now lol
At this point it’s like 23 lmao, East Europe eats this shit up like a Detroit hobo when he sees crack
@@pasta1549It did start in Russia, so it’s logical that it’s popular in Eastern Europe.
I know regular, and brazilian phonk, but TEN?!
Wait, what are the variations
“It’s called a war crime because it’s not a real crime.”
*PHONK PLAYS*
fr
he didn't he just made it better my nigga
@@AnatapsiiofficialIndianrelay PHONK PLAYS
Wow that’s to far bucko chill out that word is a no no
@@Goose22jh well good game
it's not a war crime if you had fun))0)
“Laws are only a thing cuz people got tired of getting pushed around and murdered.” *PHONK MUSIC INTENSIFIES*
"I pull no bitches"
*Phonk plays*
But you could add "...i drag them" and its a masterpiece
Don't need phonk to trust you (just kidding)
*Music suddenly stops*
aroace type beat fr
"I pull G's on tight corners"
*Swan Lake intensifies*
"Atoms never touch, so no, I did not drop kick that toddler."
*PHONK PLAYS.*
Da fuq 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤
I miss technoblade…
"I kick dropped that toddler in self defense."
*PHONK PLAYS*
#relatable
"Pissing on another person is ok because you are playing Postal²"
*PHONK STARTS TO PLAY*
“I’m not a man I’m just an extremely mature child”
*PHONK*
"Legalize nuclear bombs"
Phonk plays
finally someone mentioning dj smokey
Swag messiah. Bees make honey. Nuke radio, we make eardrums bleed. I just stuck a nuke u-
Calm down bro take it easy
Dammit, now I want a Shadow Wizard Money Gang Phonk remix.
430th like
"It's not child labor, it's fair job enlistment."
**drops the most dangerously hard phonk beat**
I wish child labor was allowed. I would love to work a manual job but I can’t cause of those fucking laws
Equal opportunity employment
@@barrymckockiner3047 we can earn ROBUX???
its not child labor if i dont pay them
I looked at the first comment closed and then at the split second I seen child labor and I reopened the comments and I laughed so hard
“Cnp queen belongs in a daycare center”
*phonk starts playing*
"Its not an Atomic bomb if you don't use it"
*PHONK PLAYS*
DAMN SKIPPY
Omg
"It's not an atomic bomb if it's not atomic."
*PHONK PLAYS EVERYWHERE*
Then it's just a big ahh metal thing
I donated 50 penisilion dollars in nuclear wars charity. Phonk music plays
It is not called destroying the universe if i was annoyed
-Phonk music playing