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  • @meciocio
    @meciocio 20 днів тому +1446

    jake when are you reviewing the baby

  • @sharlockshacolmes9381
    @sharlockshacolmes9381 19 днів тому +573

    I think it’s funny that Disney sabotaged their own animation division to such an extent that it’s easier for them to make an entire movie out of photorealistic CGI than actually make a 2D prequel to the Lion king

    • @Wired4Life2
      @Wired4Life2 18 днів тому +46

      Didn’t they have to hire a bunch of 2D vets for the Royal Doulton China Bowl sequence in _Mary Poppins Returns?_

    • @CalvinLee606
      @CalvinLee606 13 днів тому +1

      @@Wired4Life2 Wasn’t that in 2019 or something?

  • @bharatnair15
    @bharatnair15 20 днів тому +1519

    This is a kids movie, right? We need your infant son's take on Mufasa ASAP

    • @gyanprakashgupt7699
      @gyanprakashgupt7699 20 днів тому +122

      Kid carrying Woman carrying Man

    • @subinmdr
      @subinmdr 20 днів тому +1

      ​@@gyanprakashgupt7699kid carrying woman carrying man carrying thing

    • @RaveDecoy242
      @RaveDecoy242 20 днів тому +76

      "Agaga goo goo, and that is why Mufasa gets a 1.0 out of 5."
      -Kid Carryingman, star reviewer for the Boston Times

    • @Mark-Y-B
      @Mark-Y-B 20 днів тому +27

      As soon as that kid develops a sense of ironic detachment, this is gonna be a great family channel.

    • @TheGreatestJediOfAllTime
      @TheGreatestJediOfAllTime 20 днів тому +11

      Yes, we need the Baby Carrying Parents channel

  • @banbanthebandit4002
    @banbanthebandit4002 19 днів тому +326

    This movie would have been good if Mufasa was blue and if Scar was black with red highlights and had jet boots and maybe if instead of being an incel if he got a cool redemption and sacrifices himself to stop a space lizard. Then maybe the movie would be good

    • @yeeyeeyeeye
      @yeeyeeyeeye 17 днів тому +37

      If only such a movie was in the theatres right now.

    • @banbanthebandit4002
      @banbanthebandit4002 17 днів тому +11

      @ sadly good movies don’t get green lit anymore, maybe one day

    • @ShootingStarNeo
      @ShootingStarNeo 17 днів тому +36

      Man. Imagine if we lived in that timeline. Oh well! We live and learn.

    • @gustavofoxy1
      @gustavofoxy1 15 днів тому +12

      Sadge, in a world with infinite possibilities, they still tried living on the city😔

    • @bluewynmberry
      @bluewynmberry 14 днів тому

      I have so much admiration for you

  • @StillCisTho42
    @StillCisTho42 20 днів тому +372

    They say "bye-bye" because "unalive" didn't rhyme. How else could we keep these movies PG

    • @TheOOPprogrammer
      @TheOOPprogrammer 19 днів тому +15

      The song was sick tho

    • @thepoleontheroad
      @thepoleontheroad 17 днів тому +8

      Now everytime I hear bye-bye, I think of the Deadpool dance

    • @Paccyd33
      @Paccyd33 16 днів тому +1

      @@thepoleontheroadsorry for your loss

    • @sandwraith448
      @sandwraith448 15 днів тому +15

      In the original movie Scar literally said he will kill Mufasa and Simba

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse 14 днів тому

      @@TheOOPprogrammeragreed, my favourite of the batch

  • @rasengdori13
    @rasengdori13 20 днів тому +509

    Disney’s stagnation in art design and “realism” with CGI has been a core factor into why they’re falling behind with other animated films winning more awards and making more money. Now they’ve gone all in on sequels and will continue to do so until that well dries up too.

    • @yurifairy2969
      @yurifairy2969 19 днів тому +36

      They need to make a movie that WOWs people again. They used to do that every year, now fuckin' Dreamworks does that instead with stuff like Puss in Boots and the Wild Robot.

    • @nightwish1453
      @nightwish1453 19 днів тому +4

      @@yurifairy2969 dreamworks did make that one kraken movie, that was kinda eh so i wouldn't praise dreamworks that much

    • @yurifairy2969
      @yurifairy2969 19 днів тому +20

      @nightwish1453 dreamworks has always been hit and miss but pixar hasnt hit in years

    • @nightwish1453
      @nightwish1453 19 днів тому +9

      @@yurifairy2969 inside out 2 was good and i just get the feeling inside out is the next toy story where it actually end up putting out a sequel or 2 that really does it jusitice for better or worse depending on how long they decide to drag it out, i feel like pixar were in a worse state in the early 2010s after up, pixar now is all over the place where disney keep forcing them to do sequels on things that really don't need to. they say they are doing an incredible 3 but i would rather see a spin-off with the heroes that tragically died weather it be show or movie

    • @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770
      @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770 19 днів тому +8

      Pretty soon they’ll be making animated remakes of the live action remakes.

  • @groofay
    @groofay 20 днів тому +653

    I choose to believe Scar's name is canonically "Tucker" now.

    • @roarbertbearatheon8565
      @roarbertbearatheon8565 19 днів тому +30

      We can imagine that Tucker was his name before he got the scar

    • @jeffreypenis736
      @jeffreypenis736 19 днів тому

      tucker scarlson

    • @Joviaero
      @Joviaero 19 днів тому +21

      Canon is weird bc the hand drawn animated one vs this CGI animated one are in different canons, so we can just ignore this entirely lol

    • @rustyshackleford6035
      @rustyshackleford6035 19 днів тому +13

      Well Tucker Carlson is a villain so 🤔🤷😂

    • @kirbyfan4
      @kirbyfan4 18 днів тому +20

      His name is Taka
      Meaning trash

  • @Player-10
    @Player-10 20 днів тому +432

    It's sad that some people seem to think this is a better alternative to... actual, cartoon animation. Why do we need Timone and Pumba (or any of the others) to look like real animals? Who wants to see a "real", not real animated film?
    These Disney remakes are something that sound good to talk about as fans when you're a kid, and mistakes in actuality.

    • @Squorzel
      @Squorzel 20 днів тому +23

      I also hate it when some people make it seem like bad live action movies mean it’s a war between live action in general and animation (not you of course). Both are good on their own ways (except live action remakes, they almost always suck, except the Cinderella LAR apparently. Or it was Alice in wonderland, I don’t remember.

    • @gyanprakashgupt7699
      @gyanprakashgupt7699 20 днів тому +2

      BeCaUsE cArToOnS aRe FoR kIdS

    • @Player-10
      @Player-10 20 днів тому +11

      @Squorzel I have some nostalgia for Alice but I don't think either film is well-regarded. I do remember Cinderella was good but that's because it was less a 1-for-1 live action cosplay movie that paled in comparison, and its own thing entirely. An actual decent Cinderella adaptation. But I think both of those hardly count since they're before Disney started pumping out the beat-for-beat live action remakes

    • @Squorzel
      @Squorzel 20 днів тому +3

      @ oh, so I guess after those two, they basically got worse, to the point of being (usually) not the worst thing ever, but just.. you can watch the original, you know? Not much reason to watch an inferior version of a movie that doesn’t really add much. So basically what you said.

    • @robbieboydudeguy
      @robbieboydudeguy 20 днів тому +45

      ⁠@@Squorzel The problem I have with seeing people praise 3D or cgi animation over 2D is that the original animators for Disney were unionized. They wanted decent pay for the things they were creating and Disney switched to 3D in a way that everyone got on board with, neglecting the fact that 2D animation is beautiful and deserves the benefits Disney hesitated to give them. It shouldn’t be a war against the mediums, it should be a disagreement with corporate money ruining art and story telling

  • @cmur078
    @cmur078 20 днів тому +320

    Does Disney know that there are other composers still alive?

    • @suakeli
      @suakeli 19 днів тому +24

      That would imply Disney knew other composers existed at some point

    • @dyegoeduardosantossilva3659
      @dyegoeduardosantossilva3659 19 днів тому +63

      Everytime it's not Lyn Manuel Miranda it's someone trying to copy Lyn Manuel Miranda

    • @SamAronow
      @SamAronow 19 днів тому +30

      They used to hire Michael Giacchino for everything.

    • @Kornilovungreat
      @Kornilovungreat 18 днів тому +11

      ​@@dyegoeduardosantossilva3659I love him but there has to be one more composer

    • @futurestoryteller
      @futurestoryteller 16 днів тому +5

      My understanding was that virtually every classic Disney song was written by a team of two before this, so...

  • @philipcoulam-jones
    @philipcoulam-jones 19 днів тому +163

    Given the original is Lion Hamlet, the direct-to-DVD sequel is Lion Romeo and Juliet and Lion King 1 and 1/2 is Meerkat and Warthog Rosencrantz and Gildenstern, I always thought a Scar/Mufasa-centred prequel should have been Lion King Lear

    • @reizak8966
      @reizak8966 18 днів тому +28

      YES. That would've actually been smart, though.

  • @RipePineapples
    @RipePineapples 20 днів тому +488

    Oh, I love consuming media with characters I know of. It is so cool that characters are in multiple dimensions. I like how characters are used multiple times.

    • @nakenmil
      @nakenmil 20 днів тому +82

      I LOVE logo. Logo from thing I know makes me happy. Logo and brand makes comfort and happiness. I buy product with logo and character likeness. This is meaningful to me.

    • @ruthsantos6845
      @ruthsantos6845 20 днів тому +18

      I love movie based on backstory of characters that die so it has no stake whatsoever 😒

    • @Nukefandango
      @Nukefandango 19 днів тому +2

      AT-STs! AT-STs!!!

    • @Ivyrigs
      @Ivyrigs 19 днів тому

      ​@@ruthsantos6845 a story isn't bad or weightless just because you know a character eventually dies after it. By that logic no story would have any reason to exist because you know the characters are all eventually going to die of nautical causes anyway 💀

    • @ectopasta
      @ectopasta 19 днів тому +8

      ​@ruthsantos6845 no!! U don't understand! It makes character sad so movie when character dies is even SADDER !!! We know character was character all along...

  • @CalvinLee606
    @CalvinLee606 20 днів тому +527

    What’s next, the uncle Ben movie?

    • @jabrielmilner
      @jabrielmilner 20 днів тому +62

      you jinxed us

    • @OneWingedRose
      @OneWingedRose 20 днів тому +54

      That would 100% be a thing by now if the not-Spider-Man movies had done well l reckon, lmao.

    • @gyanprakashgupt7699
      @gyanprakashgupt7699 20 днів тому +35

      Don't give Sony any ideas, please 😕

    • @robbieboydudeguy
      @robbieboydudeguy 20 днів тому

      The monkeys paw curls

    • @Mr.Murasakino
      @Mr.Murasakino 20 днів тому +38

      It's funny because Sony was planning on making a aunt may movie at one point

  • @roarbertbearatheon8565
    @roarbertbearatheon8565 19 днів тому +183

    "Timone and Pumba are horrifying". Finally somebody says it. Thank you

  • @noctap0d
    @noctap0d 20 днів тому +883

    Imagine making Scar heterosexual. The absolute horror.

    • @linkofvev
      @linkofvev 20 днів тому +2

      Normalise camp heterosexuality!

    • @geodart5834
      @geodart5834 20 днів тому +36

      WHAT

    • @ubersc00ber
      @ubersc00ber 20 днів тому +165

      Our gay icon APPROPRIATED

    • @big13O
      @big13O 20 днів тому +30

      Is this real? Cause id never willingly watch this movie. But like Disney why would you do that?

    • @constantanxietyattacks6878
      @constantanxietyattacks6878 20 днів тому +147

      Absolutely non-canon. I can't believe The Lion Guard is unironically better than this awful prequel, at least that gave Scar an evil toxic yaoi twink boyfriend

  • @_Rick___Grimes_
    @_Rick___Grimes_ 20 днів тому +133

    incel lions is such a funny concept

    • @Knuspabrot
      @Knuspabrot 14 днів тому

      There legitimately are incel lions though. The dominant male will kill or chase away other young males, who often group together to hunt. That also results in a notable amount of gay lions in that context. It keeps the sexual frustration low and in that way gives a good evolutionary advantage since the males then wont kill each other as often.

  • @greenhowie
    @greenhowie 20 днів тому +88

    Smarter people than me have said before - this is "Straight to DVD Disney" 2.0.
    Every single one of these CG remakes is getting a "...better than you thought?!?" video essay in like 5 years.

    • @dimitriwarchief301
      @dimitriwarchief301 15 днів тому +1

      No not really
      I think a lot people said this too I think possom said it too

    • @LowPolyPigeon
      @LowPolyPigeon 4 дні тому +1

      Yep, and it's for the same reasons too; the idea that brand recognition is all that's needed to make a profit, coupled with prioritizing quantity over quality. At least the straight-to-dvd stuff at least had original stories, whereas (except for Mufasa) all the live-actions have just been sub-par retreads.

  • @JoeChillton
    @JoeChillton 20 днів тому +79

    To hear this is doing badly is a breathe of fresh air, Disney needs to learn the penalty of blind IP milking and they are the number one culprit.

    • @sinisterdesign
      @sinisterdesign 16 днів тому +2

      Breath; breathe is a verb (I e. "You will breathe your last breath.")

  • @alexnieves
    @alexnieves 20 днів тому +102

    Personally I'm excited for the prequel to Man Carrying Thing, Boy Attempting to Lift Thing. A harrowing tale that explains what exactly that boy was attempting to lift and ultimately carry. It will be the greatest coming of age tale of our generation. Jake will be played by Kevin Hart and then The Rock.

    • @fntthesmth423
      @fntthesmth423 13 днів тому

      "The Rock" meaning somebody places an object on a rock

  • @desdar100
    @desdar100 20 днів тому +114

    The biggest issue with this film outside of the script is that it's hard to not make these realistic animals look natural singing and dancing.
    There was a magic to the animation play the original Lion King movies

    • @thatonepossum5766
      @thatonepossum5766 20 днів тому +21

      Them being realistic also held them back in another aspect- character recognizability. Maybe it’s better in the movie (which I will never pay to see), but I was REALLY looking in the trailers and simply could not tell the difference between Mufasa and Scar. They look identical!
      (The first “live action” Lion King suffered from a similar problem with Simba and Scar, but at least there they were both adults with full manes, so if you squinted you could go by mane color)

    • @desdar100
      @desdar100 20 днів тому +7

      @thatonepossum5766 yeah, I also felt like there was a lot of tonal whiplash.
      It wants to be this Prince of Egypt style epic about two brothers that end up dissenting towards each other, meanwhile you have Timon and Pumbaa making a bunch of Joss Whedon styled jokes and references

    • @thatonepossum5766
      @thatonepossum5766 20 днів тому

      @ wait how are Timon and Pumba there? How old are they?! xD

    • @desdar100
      @desdar100 20 днів тому +1

      @thatonepossum5766 I'm not really sure but for some reason they are babysitting Kiara and they make a bunch of fourth wall jokes.
      Ranging from things like referencing the original movie from the 90s talking about the Broadway show and their legibility to use the music from that, and a bunch of other weird and unfunny ad-libs.
      Keep in mind this phone is 2 hours long

    • @hamishstewart5324
      @hamishstewart5324 19 днів тому +1

      I keep imagining how cool this movie could look in 2D.

  • @CommentaryCommenter
    @CommentaryCommenter 20 днів тому +216

    I can’t believe we got a Mufasa movie that no one asked for, when everyone’s asking for the Plankton Farts and Dies movie

  • @a-bird-lover
    @a-bird-lover 19 днів тому +45

    it's really so sad that they're switching so hard to realistic cgi for the lion king, because even the actual direct to dvd lion king sequels at least had a critical and devastating effect on deviantart

  • @RealFuturePictures
    @RealFuturePictures 20 днів тому +104

    Must have had to see this since all the Sonic 3 screenings are selling out.

    • @nefarioussness
      @nefarioussness 20 днів тому +36

      I went to see Sonic 3 last night and I saw people going into the theatre for Mufasa. Are they lost? Those poor fools.

    • @AgentHeroic
      @AgentHeroic 19 днів тому +16

      there's a certain irony in a series starting off realistic and shifting cartoony is beating the series that started cartoony to shift to realism

  • @thefreerocketman5777
    @thefreerocketman5777 20 днів тому +117

    Woah bringing a real lion to play with your child while reviewing a movie was unexpected

  • @robbycooper6787
    @robbycooper6787 20 днів тому +71

    If i wanted to see mufasa play and idfk cuddle and kiss scar i would just look for fanfiction
    Edit: no one’s made that except Disney and scar’s original name was a thing according to a 2014 fanfiction.

  • @kirara2516
    @kirara2516 20 днів тому +48

    Don't say "it's just a kids movie." Kids deserve better than this. Kids need more Secret of NIMH, Iron Giant or Black Cauldron. Movies that aren't afraid to be bold, daring. Good.

    • @Nugget111uh1
      @Nugget111uh1 19 днів тому +17

      The kids yearn to Live and Learn

    • @thecrispymaster
      @thecrispymaster 19 днів тому +6

      Black Cauldron was a flop, though. If we want to see good movies in cinemas we can't just not watch the slop, we also have to put our money where our mouth is and back the sorts of films we actually WANT to see (sadly, people rarely do).

    • @gooeydude574
      @gooeydude574 18 днів тому +5

      People seem to forget that kids media is made by adults

    • @chromasus9983
      @chromasus9983 12 днів тому

      Also, is it a kids movie? Kids movies are usually colourful and whimsical. Why would kids want a drab "realistic" movie, right?

  • @wildebur
    @wildebur 20 днів тому +45

    Disney really pulled off a decently lengthy period doing very few sequels only to go straight back to the slop machine they used to make Hunchback of Notre Dame 2. Truly a sign of the times

    • @SamAronow
      @SamAronow 19 днів тому +4

      Except WDAS didn't make the sequel slop, that was DisneyToon in Australia.

  • @Topcatyo.
    @Topcatyo. 20 днів тому +40

    Ah yes. I love that Disney, company known for making beloved animation, is taking all those dumb animations they made and is throwing them into the slop machine and churning out ugly awful realistic looking garbage.
    Very good direction, so happy. I’d say “much wow” but even the joy of that has been pulverized into a profitable horrifibleness.

    • @SuperPal-tr3go
      @SuperPal-tr3go 20 днів тому +6

      It really feels like their double-dipping to get more money out of their established franchises. Why bother actually taking a creative risk when I can just remake an old successfully and claim its different because its "live-action" now?

  • @bears4life183
    @bears4life183 20 днів тому +45

    Lmao I'd fully believe it if I was told his wife planned her pregnancy so that she wouldn't have to watch slop this mounth

  • @darthmarth87
    @darthmarth87 20 днів тому +48

    Just waiting for "Triton: The King Under the Sea" where we learn the tragic backstory of Ursula, who was the rightful heir but was pushed aside because of the patriarchy or something idk

    • @nefarioussness
      @nefarioussness 20 днів тому +4

      Underpaid Disney Interns: Write that down, write that down!

    • @SimonBuchanNz
      @SimonBuchanNz 19 днів тому +18

      That's... Kinda in the original animated sequel? Ursula's sister showed up and claimed that Ursula was supposed to get the kingdom, but she's a lunatic so who knows.
      That and it's been years since I saw it and I don't have D+ anymore so...

    • @darthmarth87
      @darthmarth87 19 днів тому +2

      @@SimonBuchanNz oh really? Thats funny, I think I saw that at some point as a kid but dont remember a thing about it haha

    • @thecrispymaster
      @thecrispymaster 19 днів тому +5

      @SimonBuchanNz Triton is also a total arsehole in the cartoon series, so I wouldn't put it past him.

    • @rainpooper7088
      @rainpooper7088 17 днів тому +2

      Ursula actually was Triton's sister in an earlier draft of the movie.

  • @MrBean_Look_Alike
    @MrBean_Look_Alike 20 днів тому +78

    Danm what did Jake do to dessverre this? instead of spending precious time with Nadia and their newborn son he's reviewing bad movies. What is he going review next, elevation, while their son speaks his first words. A Minecraft movie review while their takes his first steps, I could not imagine a worst fate.

    • @abemulligantralz8806
      @abemulligantralz8806 20 днів тому +8

      a doomed fate

    • @mark9294
      @mark9294 19 днів тому +10

      Do you know how boring it is to be with a tiny baby for extended periods? You crave that intellectual stimulation, like watching the Lion King

    • @breawycker
      @breawycker 18 днів тому +3

      ​@@mark9294fair but at least he could watch a good movie like Flow

    • @dimitriwarchief301
      @dimitriwarchief301 15 днів тому

      He choose to be a UA-camr I didn’t care about instead of just not being one

    • @dimitriwarchief301
      @dimitriwarchief301 15 днів тому

      @mark9294 you must be fun at family parties

  • @cee3901
    @cee3901 19 днів тому +21

    I feel like animation is needed in situations like this. at least Cinderella and Ariel can show emotions through the people that play them, but a cgi lion is always going to give "uncanny valley" to a certain extent. and like you mentioned about not being able to differentiate the lions would be fixed by just animating it. the only positive thing for me that came from this movie was seeing the movie premier's fashion looks 😵‍💫

  • @CSRaeburn
    @CSRaeburn 19 днів тому +25

    This review is all the confirmation I need to see Wicked again.

    • @breawycker
      @breawycker 18 днів тому +3

      I need Wicked to beat Moana 2 at the box office so Disney will actually think before making a bad sequel to an animated movie I love.

  • @ShadowHeartValentine
    @ShadowHeartValentine 17 днів тому +8

    i went to sonic 3 on opening day. EVERY kid was dressed as sonic or shadow, i genuinely dont think i saw a single person hyped for mufasa

    • @dimitriwarchief301
      @dimitriwarchief301 15 днів тому

      Well duh
      I don’t think a lot people like live action Disney movies for awhile

  • @btarczy5067
    @btarczy5067 20 днів тому +22

    I think what they should do next is a live action version of the original Star Wars trilogy.

  • @knightofanguish7399
    @knightofanguish7399 20 днів тому +50

    3:26 ...DUDE PRIDE ROCK 🪨

    • @towelgirl21
      @towelgirl21 19 днів тому

      😂 I hope that guy is doing well

    • @roosterboots4684
      @roosterboots4684 19 днів тому +6

      PRIDE ROCK MENTIONED!! THAT BUDGET AT DISNEY WENT UP!!

  • @SabreBash
    @SabreBash 18 днів тому +7

    Honestly if they has just added a couple more scenes establishing Taka and Mufasa’s relationship I think it would have more impact when he becomes leader of the Decepticons

  • @nightmayor6114
    @nightmayor6114 19 днів тому +10

    Now I'm canonically confused why Scar always wanted to be king. Bro you are neighborhood homie at best

  • @trinaq
    @trinaq 20 днів тому +23

    Keith David only appeared briefly as Mufasa's father in the flashback song, but he still made an impression, thanks to his great singing and memorable booming voice.

    • @breawycker
      @breawycker 18 днів тому +3

      If I wanted to watch an animated movie with Keith David's badass singing voice, I'd watch Princess and the Frog 😂

  • @gyanprakashgupt7699
    @gyanprakashgupt7699 20 днів тому +40

    Studios can't let a hit one shot stay a one shot in this era of milking a cash cow to it's 3rd(threequel, yeah) death. If EEAAO was made by some major studio, we'd be seeing 2 TV shows, 1 prequel, 1 spin off movie & 2 sequels by now!

    • @dimitriwarchief301
      @dimitriwarchief301 15 днів тому

      My brother in Christ what are you saying has been a thing for 50 years
      In 80s they did this
      90s they did this
      The 2000s they did it. Hell it was worse
      Video game tie ins. Toys. Posters. All sorts

    • @gyanprakashgupt7699
      @gyanprakashgupt7699 12 днів тому

      @@dimitriwarchief301 I'm not letting that off the hook either, pal.

  • @calamitysangfroid2407
    @calamitysangfroid2407 19 днів тому +11

    Brought to you by the studio that ruined superheroes by barfing out endless MCU movies: A buncha sequels and prequels that are completely unnecessary, every year! Yeah we even made animators turn a TV series into a movie and fired the voice actress for TV Moana despite all the work she did!!! Because we need useless sequels and prequels, FAST!!!!!!!!

  • @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770
    @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770 19 днів тому +8

    We need a REAL live action Lion King, starring actual trained animals with subtitles.

  • @ShinGallon
    @ShinGallon 18 днів тому +9

    I wish this public perception that animation is somehow inferior to live action (or "realistic CG animation" like this movie) would go away.

  • @brabiz67
    @brabiz67 20 днів тому +17

    I bought that shirt from Kohl’s. We’re shirt brothers

    • @Afaustianbargainbin
      @Afaustianbargainbin 20 днів тому

      Promise me a million times that you will never do another rule, shirt brother

  • @T--------
    @T-------- 19 днів тому +13

    I'm sorry you gotta be the only person watching this instead of sonic 😭

  • @Mboogy
    @Mboogy 19 днів тому +6

    Priderock itself being an inspiration of real place in Borana Conservancy, Kenya, it's funny they thought they needed to show a timelapse of it forming lmao... like, why?
    Imagine they actually made an original story, with the classic animation... it would literally sell itself!

  • @rodolforodriguez4447
    @rodolforodriguez4447 19 днів тому +12

    Man needs to take son to Sonic 3

  • @magickoopa24
    @magickoopa24 17 днів тому +5

    "Fun" fact: they call it live action because, legally, they'd have to pay the artists more if it was called CGI. Its all a big ploy to not pay people what they're worth. Merry Christmas!

  • @NolifeSosun
    @NolifeSosun 20 днів тому +7

    I enjoyed it more than the initial live action Lion King but found myself thinking I'd enjoy it more as a traditionally animated movie. The Bye Bye song from the villain lion had me laughing in the theater like "this is his his thing? bye bye? he really says bye, bye?" He looked so vicious and intimidating but "bye bye" took away that feeling for me.

  • @alexanderandrews1263
    @alexanderandrews1263 20 днів тому +7

    The fact the director of one of the best films of the last decade is now making content™ for the Disney media machine gives me a feeling of weltschmerz. A word meaning a general feel of melancholy over the state od the world.

  • @samfilmkid
    @samfilmkid 20 днів тому +6

    I respect that Disney wants to hire directors with more of a "Criterion-Collection" sensibility, but Disney fans don't generally...go for those kinds of films. Sometimes these sensibilities work fine together and other times it's like watching someone try to fit a square peg in a round hole. The problem is, directing opportunities for directors like Barry Jenkins are getting more and more rare these days and I don't blame them for trying to reach out to bigger audiences. Anyways, hope the paycheck from this gives him some financial ease to try and make the movies he really loves to make!

  • @twomo1
    @twomo1 19 днів тому +6

    Transformers one was not needed either, but yet did this prequel story WAY BETTER.

    • @sophitiaofhyrule
      @sophitiaofhyrule 14 днів тому +1

      @twomo I'd argue it was needed, we haven't had an animated Transformers movie since the 80s.

  • @SonicTheHedgehogX15
    @SonicTheHedgehogX15 18 днів тому +8

    I got to see your thoughts on the only good movie this Christmas
    Sonic 3

  • @jamezday
    @jamezday 19 днів тому +5

    Note to Disney - Please stop, regards everyone

  • @sharkanenoa5928
    @sharkanenoa5928 20 днів тому +7

    Let's get one thing straight here everyone. These movies OKAY
    ARE NOT CANON TO THE ORIGINAL ANIMATED LION KING UNIVERSE. People are seriously under the impression that Mufasa is telling the origin of these characters and are trying to connect to the good ones. It's not canon to the good ones. Scar and Mufasa have always been blood related brothers. Mufasa has always been royalty.
    Hell this movie is completely contradicting the last one.

    • @thecrispymaster
      @thecrispymaster 19 днів тому +2

      I really don't think anyone is getting their panties in a knot over the "canon" of the Lion King ffs 😂

    • @gooeydude574
      @gooeydude574 18 днів тому +2

      Pretty sure most fans know this

  • @kolonarulez5222
    @kolonarulez5222 18 днів тому +5

    Do the evil white lions have anything to do with Kimba? That's what we need to know

  • @haroldasusus4684
    @haroldasusus4684 18 днів тому +3

    Ya know what would’ve been am amazing? If the current/present storyline was the realistic stuff but the flashback story is stylized/cartoony cgi instead of hyper real meh art.
    Like at least then you have an identity for this film beyond “the las tone made so much we have to now”

  • @backdoorideas
    @backdoorideas 17 днів тому +2

    I love how the movie was so boring he just started talking about other movies that he can’t wait to see

  • @MikeTheGamerGuy
    @MikeTheGamerGuy 20 днів тому +5

    I'm also looking forward to the Bob Dylan film! It'll be my first time seeing a bio-pic about an artist I'm already a fan of.

  • @gurra981
    @gurra981 19 днів тому +3

    i wouldent even argue its for kids, this movie is for spreadsheets

  • @regioxys9450
    @regioxys9450 20 днів тому +9

    did not expect jake to wear a dragon ball shirt. also i think you are due for watching a good movie and i personally recommend transformers one

    • @sophitiaofhyrule
      @sophitiaofhyrule 14 днів тому +1

      @regioxys Transformers One was peak and I will forever be mad it flopped

  • @acethetics3878
    @acethetics3878 11 днів тому

    I am stuck in a constant loop of being reminded Mufasa exists and then immediately forgetting of its existence

  • @byonty886
    @byonty886 18 днів тому +1

    1:57 off topic but I think with this sentence you somehow described how sadly ai movies will be if they don't regulate it

  • @tallesrodrigues5994
    @tallesrodrigues5994 14 днів тому

    Finally, Man Carrying Channel!
    Can't wait for Man Carrying Baby.

  • @soymilkman
    @soymilkman 15 днів тому +1

    If you thought your kids were scared of mascots before wait til you go to Disneyland and see realistic Timone and Pumba running up to your child

  • @NoBrainer7
    @NoBrainer7 20 днів тому +1

    this is the second video in a row that is also my introduction to the movie's existence. No wait i think Man Carrying Thing made a skit for Kraven before the review

  • @robbycooper6787
    @robbycooper6787 20 днів тому +7

    Who is simba's kids, is it the girl from 2 or the kingdom hearts looking lion guard or literaly just lion sora

  • @LegendryHeropon
    @LegendryHeropon 20 днів тому +2

    got an ad for sonic 3, a movie i've already watched twice, on this video :)

  • @KyndlingStoneCB
    @KyndlingStoneCB 20 днів тому +5

    Sonic 3 SWEEP

  • @dominicjannazo7144
    @dominicjannazo7144 18 днів тому +2

    At least it's an original story instead of a remake. I still didn't want it but the live action Disney that takes some risks and makes actual changes at least have a chance to have a reason to exist.

  • @applegamer20
    @applegamer20 15 днів тому

    They really just made the live action Lion King again and thought nobody would notice

  • @c.m.9369
    @c.m.9369 17 днів тому +2

    Oh god, they explain how pride rock became pride rock? Awesome! So, it‘s another „Solo - A Star Wars Story“ where they just explain everything that doesn‘t need explaining everything that doesn‘t need explaining, just so people go „oh, oh, oh, I remember that!!!!“
    Cool. Great idea. After all, everybody loved that, when „Solo“ did it, right?

  • @KlaelDemon
    @KlaelDemon 5 днів тому

    For some reason, I now have the idea of Littlefoot and the crew as hyper realistic cgi dinosaurs in a remake of The Land Before Time V: The Mysterious Island. And them singing "Friends For Dinner" with hyper realistic cgi Chomper.

  • @snorlaxhd4677
    @snorlaxhd4677 20 днів тому +1

    I listened to the bye bye song and ive been laughing for 10 minutes, might actually watch the movie because of it

  • @AlteredGoat
    @AlteredGoat 20 днів тому +1

    A real Alice Through The Looking Glass kinda situation with this movie

  • @ShadeMeadows
    @ShadeMeadows 18 днів тому +2

    Nah, I think it was a great idea!
    Gonna take the family to see it~

  • @Bausaw
    @Bausaw 20 днів тому +2

    We need Man Carrying Mufasa

  • @DecoderWalrus
    @DecoderWalrus 18 днів тому +2

    I knew movie would be bad. Everyone eat crow.

  • @jorgedeanoperez2997
    @jorgedeanoperez2997 18 днів тому +1

    Is it me or the fact the villains are outcast white lions is a slap on the face of Kimba the White Lion?

  • @acdcljb
    @acdcljb 19 днів тому +3

    So they are literally fighting Kimba the White Lion in this one?

  • @Esitaro3670
    @Esitaro3670 18 днів тому +4

    In a nutshell? Go watch Sonic the Hedgehog 3!

  • @perianth5310
    @perianth5310 19 днів тому +3

    Mu-false-a

  • @gooeydude574
    @gooeydude574 18 днів тому

    The ads for this movie said everyone’s talking about it, but were not talking about it for good reason

    • @otakunthevegan4206
      @otakunthevegan4206 15 днів тому

      I literally forgot it was coming out, it was just white noise to me like all Disney stuff the last few years.

  • @ZcareCrowz
    @ZcareCrowz 15 днів тому

    Knowing nothing about this movie, I saw a review from another UA-camr and thought the white lions were an edit the UA-camr did as a joke to the whole Kimba vs Lion King thing. Then I watched another review and found out it was real

  • @yserareborn
    @yserareborn 18 днів тому +1

    I sincerely prefer the Lion Guard cartoon’s origin for Scar. That was at least funny.

  • @BriSoza
    @BriSoza 17 днів тому +2

    I saw another review say they felt like this movie was an experience to see what Disney was capable of with their CGI. Nonetheless, I don’t plan on watching this but it looks like another stale live action remake and really good point about telling the lions apart! That has to be confusing for kids.

  • @MrBaskins2010
    @MrBaskins2010 20 днів тому

    rawr congrats on the new cast member

  • @tomasavendanozacarias5205
    @tomasavendanozacarias5205 20 днів тому +2

    i wanted a cgi version of deviantart cat romeo and juliet

  • @breawycker
    @breawycker 18 днів тому +1

    1:07 money? Idk why does Disney do anything? (Disney the company at least. There are a lot of creative people doing good work who gets screwed by the mouse)

  • @kris1123259
    @kris1123259 20 днів тому +3

    I need your take on Netflix's 100 Years of Solitude

  • @jessehcreative
    @jessehcreative 18 днів тому +2

    Can’t wait until you review Sonic

    • @otakunthevegan4206
      @otakunthevegan4206 15 днів тому

      Disney Adults can not mention his name out of fear of the mouse knowing where they live.

  • @angrybalalaechnik
    @angrybalalaechnik 17 днів тому

    0:06 I like her persistence.

  • @Mediados
    @Mediados 15 днів тому

    I like Disney's cycle:
    "Our animation is getting old, we need to modernize."
    "Our new animation needs to be for broader audiences and more realistic."
    "We can make a an anatomically correct model of any animal, but forgot how to animate."

  • @donaldwobamajr6550
    @donaldwobamajr6550 20 днів тому +3

    Honestly, I thought this was a modest improvement over the 2019 film. At least they tried to have some decent looking shots instead of being a slave to realism.

    • @_Rick___Grimes_
      @_Rick___Grimes_ 20 днів тому +2

      yeah, thats the main positive i think this movie has

    • @nightwish1453
      @nightwish1453 19 днів тому

      which is kind of an alice through the looking glass scenario

  • @Oatlis
    @Oatlis 20 днів тому +1

    Then in 5 years we'll get a 2d remake when the remake and sequel bucket dries up

  • @AndoWasHere
    @AndoWasHere 18 днів тому +2

    Something about sonic 3 idk what do you want for me

    • @otakunthevegan4206
      @otakunthevegan4206 15 днів тому

      "it was fine" he said. Yea what is "Fine" compared to the Ultimate Life Form.

  • @willoworm
    @willoworm 17 днів тому +1

    Finally Disney solves an ancient mystery: "what would a lion look like in real life?"

    • @otakunthevegan4206
      @otakunthevegan4206 15 днів тому

      Disney forgot Cameras have been a thing for over 170 years.

  • @annakobuk3618
    @annakobuk3618 19 днів тому

    Next spin-off channel: Family Carrying the World.

  • @otakunthevegan4206
    @otakunthevegan4206 15 днів тому

    Don't mind me just a Sonic fan passing by to see how the Disney adults are able to cope.

  • @futurestoryteller
    @futurestoryteller 16 днів тому

    I had this thought like, imagine everyone just stopped eating meat, and they only ate stuff that was grown in a lab, or like veggie burgers - I don't have a problem with that fundamentally, but seriously, how long would it _actually_ take for those facsimiles to not remotely resemble the flavor of their original meats? That's what I think of these movies, it's like a terrifying transitional glimpse into a reality that only recognizes the natural world as a distant, distorted memory.

  • @dukesilver1189
    @dukesilver1189 18 днів тому

    Nobody but the shareholders.