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  • Опубліковано 1 тра 2024
  • Chris DiStefano is a stand-up comic and the host of "Chrissy Chaos" and "Christories." He also co-hosts "Hey Babe!" alongside Sal Vulcano. His latest special, "Speshy Weshy," is available to stream on Netflix.
    www.chrisdcomedy.com

КОМЕНТАРІ • 6 тис.

  • @RG32107
    @RG32107 Місяць тому +4262

    5 minutes into this and I can fully understand why his family is so stressed out

    • @marion882
      @marion882 Місяць тому +5

      It’s finally completed: ua-cam.com/video/gxrBO0alACE/v-deo.htmlsi=BiOFH45RFwiAalD6

    • @the2ndmask
      @the2ndmask Місяць тому +59

      I was looking for this comment thanks

    • @Kushgroove234
      @Kushgroove234 Місяць тому +174

      This dude is clearly unhinged lol
      No idea how someone gets to this point in their life and still is oblivious

    • @KennyPagley
      @KennyPagley Місяць тому +122

      @@Kushgroove234it just be that way sometimes, he’s clearly a successful guy so let him cook and figure his stuff out. I personally find him very entertaining and the JRE to be the perfect place for me to enjoy him.

    • @jab414
      @jab414 Місяць тому +134

      Incredibly selfish, self-absorbed and annoying.

  • @kellsbellls
    @kellsbellls Місяць тому +3210

    "Do you have friends you can talk to?"
    "Yeah, but they call me gay" 😂😂😂

    • @thismothafuckasaid7304
      @thismothafuckasaid7304 Місяць тому

      He stole that joke from Yannis who used to say it on History Hyenas, 6 years ago

    • @visualhorrorstories
      @visualhorrorstories Місяць тому +92

      Good friends 👍

    • @pivitmazter
      @pivitmazter Місяць тому

      No wonder they do hes trans

    • @leoluo0414
      @leoluo0414 Місяць тому +119

      They kinda have a point

    • @4nnunaki
      @4nnunaki Місяць тому +17

      I lost it when i heard that.

  • @MrRyan-fd9rd
    @MrRyan-fd9rd 26 днів тому +88

    10 minutes in and this dude said more words than I do in a single week

  • @CieraOusley
    @CieraOusley Місяць тому +221

    Chris is talking about feelings that people with anxiety have but never say out loud. Thank you!!!!!!

    • @coleesser1188
      @coleesser1188 Місяць тому +8

      He shoulda kept that shit in. People don’t care. Keep working.

    • @dewmontain123
      @dewmontain123 Місяць тому +2

      "Famous" comedian talking about how he lives his horrible anxiety ridden life. Boohoo

    • @user-gu4by6zn1z
      @user-gu4by6zn1z Місяць тому

      Been waiting for this comment, love his tangents

    • @yiyomi3749
      @yiyomi3749 Місяць тому

      @@dewmontain123you realize mental illness is also genetic right?

    • @jarettpeart6846
      @jarettpeart6846 21 день тому +2

      You mean the feelings they won't shut up about 😂

  • @Swoozy724
    @Swoozy724 Місяць тому +3726

    I still laugh at Theo saying he looks like a deaf wrestler. 😂

    • @therondon8437
      @therondon8437 Місяць тому +187

      Lmao, why does that make so much sense 😂

    • @marion882
      @marion882 Місяць тому +7

      It’s finally completed: ua-cam.com/video/gxrBO0alACE/v-deo.htmlsi=BiOFH45RFwiAalD6

    • @Swoozy724
      @Swoozy724 Місяць тому +33

      @@BrettM-lw2zt ah yes that was it. I stand corrected. But it’s kind of the same vibe. 😂

    • @DapperCracker512
      @DapperCracker512 Місяць тому +28

      Theo also on a Sirius show said he looks really "Dutch". I still laugh at that every time I see him. 😂

    • @TimPool.BeanieCivilWarlord
      @TimPool.BeanieCivilWarlord Місяць тому

      @@therondon8437mullet does wonders

  • @vokedx2086
    @vokedx2086 Місяць тому +651

    "can I have those edibles?" after giving the most paranoid and anxious rant for 5 minutes

    • @alenabazovski
      @alenabazovski Місяць тому +7

      Ahahahahaha, i don't know the man and he seems like a good person but his is going 1000 kmh an hour, but the shit with the edibles just like you say he starts and doesn't shut up for the first 5 minutes and by the way until the rest of the show probably, I'm 34 minutes in and his still ratatatatata😂

    • @markmanter6508
      @markmanter6508 Місяць тому +11

      You can’t have Chrissy without the Chaos!

    • @thetayterminator1436
      @thetayterminator1436 Місяць тому +6

      Idk him personally, but when I started having anxiety like him I eventually realized that I had to stop smoking...
      The weed that is around now is nothing like the weed from like 15 years ago that just made you giggle .. the weed now is just too potent and the high is just too intense and is not fun at all anymore... And when I quit it got a little bit better... I didnt stop having anxiety all together but the weed definitely wasn't helping at all

    • @Tony-hs8sc
      @Tony-hs8sc Місяць тому +14

      Yo I am listening to soooo many hate and make fun of his rant but honestly - I didn’t even know this guy before seeing this so I have no opinion personally w him - but I looked him up and he’s a successful millionaire and rising star …. Most of our elite “celebrities “ have TEAMS of PR firms and publicist and other media hacks paid tons to cover up , hide , and make problems disappear so that their client looks like a great person. At least he said what he was thinking and spoke openly and honestly …
      That is a real person. And everyone commenting and being sarcastic or snarky is f’ing nuts cause their lives are far far far from perfect and yet he didn’t do what most fake ass rich celebrities do and he’s now a joke to everyone?
      It’s not nice. And not fair. He coulda just blew himself the entire interview and projected that life is perfect and most people would blindly clap and suck D and he spoke like he would to a friend and was honest - We need more of this rather than more of the bottom feeders hating while most likely the people speaking are spouse less and make no money and pretend things are great becuase they are narcissistic

    • @qqq111444
      @qqq111444 Місяць тому

      Lol

  • @frightmikesart
    @frightmikesart Місяць тому +33

    "You're a mess. But you're a fun mess." Truer words never spoken. Love ya, Chrissy Chaos!

  • @nhr27
    @nhr27 Місяць тому +170

    This was the best comedian interview ever. He explains anxiety better than I’ve ever heard. He’s a true comedian, as in he’s just naturally funny. Great storyteller as I could imagine everything he said, as he said it. His whole story should be made into a movie, starring him.

    • @Lilybitch85
      @Lilybitch85 Місяць тому +1

      He did a pilot episode years ago about his life. It never got picked up though. That was years ago. I believe around the time he was doing guy code.

    • @corneliusthecrowtamer1937
      @corneliusthecrowtamer1937 24 дні тому

      getting your donger nailed to the wall is some next level David Blaine stuff

    • @yehheapsmadaybut
      @yehheapsmadaybut 15 днів тому +1

      He's a nervous wreck who doesn't even know who he is

  • @schnitzel_crumbs
    @schnitzel_crumbs Місяць тому +1465

    Chrissy always makes Joe Rogan his therapist in every JRE appearance lmao

    • @marion882
      @marion882 Місяць тому +2

      It’s finally completed: ua-cam.com/video/gxrBO0alACE/v-deo.htmlsi=BiOFH45RFwiAalD6

    • @krs-fltutorials4487
      @krs-fltutorials4487 Місяць тому +55

      Oh god it's one of those episodes. Exhausting

    • @adg8711
      @adg8711 Місяць тому +20

      Chrissy needs quit comparing himself to everybody else and sounds like he doesn’t know how to handle money

    • @A_r78
      @A_r78 Місяць тому +13

      He’s a three dollar bill

    • @juliogarza8239
      @juliogarza8239 Місяць тому +14

      His babys mother is taking all the money only reason shes with him.

  • @jimshort6576
    @jimshort6576 Місяць тому +1869

    Leaving a 5 bedroom house to a 2 bedroom roach infested queens apartment for some bagels is crazy.

    • @scottmcley5111
      @scottmcley5111 Місяць тому +93

      Dude literally could get an entire room dedicated to the manufacturing of bagels easier than moving in New York.

    • @mmedrano8334
      @mmedrano8334 Місяць тому +55

      There is no bagel shop, there is no pool. It's all a lie. 🤣

    • @sadface7457
      @sadface7457 Місяць тому +30

      You have never had a new york bagal

    • @cid3384
      @cid3384 Місяць тому +84

      The amount of money he lost on renovating then selling the house, he could have built a bagel shed in the backyard and hired an old school Jew from Queens to bake the bagels every morning for like the next 5 years.

    • @AngryDad.
      @AngryDad. Місяць тому

      ​@@mmedrano8334what?

  • @joeyfleming804
    @joeyfleming804 Місяць тому +39

    Chris is definitely one if my favorite guests on here. He makes my stomach hurt from laughing so hard, and the way he talks about his anxiety brings me comfort as someone who also has anxiety. Great episode

  • @JoshuaMallory
    @JoshuaMallory Місяць тому +28

    This is a powerful and relatable story. The anxiety is rooted in wanting to control the outcome, fear of abandonment.

    • @lisabeebe999
      @lisabeebe999 Місяць тому

      Or fear of success.. because you have to keep being successful.

  • @sergrum1082
    @sergrum1082 Місяць тому +827

    The start of this podcast is fucking nuts

    • @HouseCat19
      @HouseCat19 Місяць тому +84

      Just started watching it and it’s stressing me out

    • @kaibutnor
      @kaibutnor Місяць тому +9

      the first thing he said reminds me of joe biden lmao “i never know whats going on”

    • @jordanjaram180
      @jordanjaram180 Місяць тому +25

      Broooo fuckn aye, it's 7am, just woke up, tryna enjoy this muffin n cup of tea. I'm legit about to throw myself head first out my 2 floor apartment window holy shit he's bat shit crazy

    • @Squirtle_Bob
      @Squirtle_Bob Місяць тому +13

      ​@@jordanjaram180 bat shit crazy, or a comic expressing his personal life and feelings while being funny?

    • @elpusegato
      @elpusegato Місяць тому +12

      ​@@Squirtle_Bobbro he's literally crazy

  • @joerogansforeheadwrinkles8380
    @joerogansforeheadwrinkles8380 Місяць тому +408

    Chris's magical power is giving everyone severe anxiety in under 5 minutes.

    • @thegamingalphas9227
      @thegamingalphas9227 Місяць тому +8

      Fr I wanted to workout and relax to this

    • @samderry6305
      @samderry6305 Місяць тому +7

      Oh so that’s what’s happening right now. Was strangely uncomfortable and didn’t know why.

    • @konundrm
      @konundrm Місяць тому +3

      It gets worse an hour in.😂

    • @qqq111444
      @qqq111444 Місяць тому +1

      Lol

  • @ThomasG1231
    @ThomasG1231 Місяць тому +17

    The casual mention of jizzing on himself and shirt change is wild 😂.

    • @jewlian
      @jewlian 6 днів тому

      Needs tomestamp

  • @diva_doll_nik_e8364
    @diva_doll_nik_e8364 Місяць тому +25

    I commend Chris for his honesty and transparency around his anxiety and mental health. It's refreshing.

    • @diva_doll_nik_e8364
      @diva_doll_nik_e8364 29 днів тому

      @penvandermeer7071 Clearly you aren't listening when watching because he's stated that he's going to one, multiple times! Lol

  • @DiscountDivorcePhotography
    @DiscountDivorcePhotography Місяць тому +252

    Listening to this guy, at any given moment, makes me feel like my anxiety is totally under control.

    • @viking9442
      @viking9442 Місяць тому +3

      Me laying in bed watching this episode to help with anxiety

    • @BA-pz3lo
      @BA-pz3lo Місяць тому

      i made it to 16 minutes. im done listening to this guy whine like an over grown toddler. 👎 all i hear is “me, me, me, me” this guy is exhausting. good grief 😳

    • @jdelam7151
      @jdelam7151 Місяць тому

      We came up from this.

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 Місяць тому +785

    Chris's anxiety has anxiety.

    • @jzen1455
      @jzen1455 Місяць тому +31

      I'm getting second hand anxiety from Chris' anxiety's anxiety.

    • @jzen1455
      @jzen1455 Місяць тому

      He should check to see if he has the MTHFR (Mother Fucker gene) that reduces the methylation of folate and b vitamins.

    • @ProducerKeylo
      @ProducerKeylo Місяць тому +9

      @@jzen1455 third hand****
      Sry.

    • @jacobmitchell115
      @jacobmitchell115 Місяць тому +4

      Chris’s anxiety’s anxiety is anxious about being so anxious and every time i listen to him the whole thing stresses me the fuck out.

    • @twerkysandwich64
      @twerkysandwich64 Місяць тому

      shoot I thought i was the only guy getting 2nd hand anxiety lol

  • @mosblunted
    @mosblunted 27 днів тому +13

    Chris Distefano’s podcast is gold

  • @quentinscorsese5146
    @quentinscorsese5146 14 днів тому +6

    Just three hours of Joe trying to talk Chris off the ledge while Chrissy Chaos casually dangles his legs over the edge.

  • @geonewman2142
    @geonewman2142 Місяць тому +331

    And the award for the most words spoken on a podcast goes to… Chris Distefano!

    • @chrismard
      @chrismard Місяць тому +2

      Kanye

    • @laytonpaloutzian8834
      @laytonpaloutzian8834 Місяць тому +6

      Bert

    • @tutu5943
      @tutu5943 Місяць тому +22

      At least it was all interesting unlike these other guests

    • @qqq111444
      @qqq111444 Місяць тому

      No kiding

    • @qqq111444
      @qqq111444 Місяць тому +3

      @@tutu5943interesting? lol. Man, this guy has nothing interesting to say

  • @BrandiH-wk5xm
    @BrandiH-wk5xm Місяць тому +244

    “I had to sign all these NDAs, not to talk about anything”
    “But you just talked about it”
    😂😂😂

    • @hustlesprouts
      @hustlesprouts Місяць тому +1

      i need time stamps

    • @BrandiH-wk5xm
      @BrandiH-wk5xm Місяць тому +5

      @@hustlesprouts this one was at 1:03:55

    • @hustlesprouts
      @hustlesprouts Місяць тому

      cheers

    • @user-je9gs7we1q
      @user-je9gs7we1q Місяць тому +2

      He is all me me me. I I I I wonder why people don't like him what a price pick.

    • @lotusmilano
      @lotusmilano 20 днів тому

      NDAs can expire

  • @SamanthaGinn
    @SamanthaGinn 11 днів тому +2

    I absolutely loved this episode. I have been thinking about it days after listening to it. Chris is so damn funny, honest, and authentic. It's refreshing to see a man talk openly about the complexities of being human. So many other people (myself included) have a brain that's just as active. Thanks for sharing your experience. You are so awesome, Chris! And now I want to eat lasagna with you and your Dad.

  • @brendansheridan141
    @brendansheridan141 Місяць тому +7

    Chrissy don’t feel like no one understands, I really related to your struggles. Stay blessed brotha!

  • @nairolf8144
    @nairolf8144 Місяць тому +364

    Chrissy D is the most intense example of imposter syndrome i've ever seen. Dude, you're funny, successful, have a beautiful family, you're more good looking than 99 percent of men out there, in shape, so charming that even your trauma dumping is likeable,.. Just chill. Enjoy it, everyone likes you, and you made it. And you deserve it.

    • @doctordox6278
      @doctordox6278 Місяць тому +11

      preach

    • @user-ef8kb5tq3p
      @user-ef8kb5tq3p Місяць тому +28

      It makes more empathetic to all people though. Everyone is going through something. It’s ok to be an anxious person. I pray Chris finds peace.

    • @Alivhbfr
      @Alivhbfr Місяць тому +9

      I dont like him

    • @ScotteM
      @ScotteM Місяць тому

      Even if he had a certain "childhood" theres so much more BS billions go through than being teased by Italian uncles. The problem is like a lot of Americans, is NO Perspective. Soft, they haven't been exposed to REAL problems so the hyper focus on their petty BS

    • @VenomSnake00
      @VenomSnake00 Місяць тому +6

      I wish he could see this comment!

  • @chrissimpson453
    @chrissimpson453 Місяць тому +583

    Anybody: names any problem they have
    Joe:I think you just need a hard workout😂😂😂

    • @chrissimpson453
      @chrissimpson453 Місяць тому +26

      @frightfactory1 I just find it funny someone could say I'm addicted to fentanyl been abused and am suicidal and he would say have ya ever tryed a nice hard work out or a sensory deprivation tank?😂🤣

    • @SYNTAAX84
      @SYNTAAX84 Місяць тому +23

      He’s right

    • @chrissimpson453
      @chrissimpson453 Місяць тому +1

      @SYNTAAX84 yup I'm sure working out is a cure alp for every personal issue out there whether it be mental physical or addiction problems just work out and bam your good to go🤣🤣

    • @martinaguilar1
      @martinaguilar1 Місяць тому +9

      Yea it really helps for ANY problem in your life

    • @martinaguilar1
      @martinaguilar1 Місяць тому +7

      ​@@chrissimpson453I could bet you don't workout or never struggled

  • @craigjhard
    @craigjhard Місяць тому +9

    This dude is so effortlessly funny. To me that anxious energy is hysterical. Maybe it's a bit of a catharsis situation but man, too funny.

    • @yehheapsmadaybut
      @yehheapsmadaybut 15 днів тому

      It's not. It's uncomfortable and self absorbed

  • @jillroh
    @jillroh Місяць тому +12

    Really glad he talked about his anxiety. Very relatable

  • @michaeldehoyos6185
    @michaeldehoyos6185 Місяць тому +453

    “Do you got friends you can talk about this to “ lmfao

    • @Xxrocknrollgod
      @Xxrocknrollgod Місяць тому +35

      No they think its gay

    • @khall187
      @khall187 Місяць тому +35

      ​@@Xxrocknrollgod his friends are right

    • @dontlistentoanythingisay
      @dontlistentoanythingisay Місяць тому +14

      Lol Joe trying to deflect this whole thing and it didn’t work

    • @jwalters15216
      @jwalters15216 Місяць тому +8

      Give Yannis a call, Chris. He won't call you gay.

    • @RandomRabbit007
      @RandomRabbit007 Місяць тому

      @@khall187 100%, this is annoying as fuck and I'm only 5-10 mins into the episode .... Jesus, this dude is almost 40 and is this childish? Wow. I would hate to be my friends therapist, that's what whiskey and weed is for lol. Once in awhile I get it but this is ALOT

  • @PerryPerryYT
    @PerryPerryYT Місяць тому +260

    This guy is great comic,
    A doctor of physical therapy,
    Has a family,
    And is still suffering.
    I hope he can find happiness within.

    • @jnxythemouse
      @jnxythemouse Місяць тому

      Hookers

    • @royalgilpin4922
      @royalgilpin4922 29 днів тому +2

      We all have things about us that will never change, good and bad. The best we can do is try to mitigate the damage we cause as well as we can.

    • @alexthelion213
      @alexthelion213 29 днів тому

      @@royalgilpin4922😢

    • @PerryPerryYT
      @PerryPerryYT 27 днів тому

      @@JustSomeGuy69420 how do you live this life being this unfunny

    • @jordanferguson1659
      @jordanferguson1659 24 дні тому

      Ya ever lived life bruh?😂

  • @bobbieramsey4024
    @bobbieramsey4024 28 днів тому +8

    Sounds like a therapy session which I think is a good thing … Joe is a good listener and very supportive

  • @Fyurae
    @Fyurae Місяць тому +7

    I haven't ever heard anyone convey the path of anxiety so well. I totally relate.

  • @giovannitanzi4219
    @giovannitanzi4219 Місяць тому +374

    Chris is a real ass dude. You can tell Joe isn't quite getting what he's going through but Chris is going through some real stuff and should be commended for putting it out there. He's hilarious and deserves all the success.

    • @NetAssetz
      @NetAssetz Місяць тому +11

      Smart guy - he seems like he understands he needs to reel it in and has goals of what's important going forward - honest episode of old

    • @kikacruz4560
      @kikacruz4560 Місяць тому +11

      Ya real smart to sell his 5 bedroom home on a whim

    • @kylevaughn7679
      @kylevaughn7679 Місяць тому

      ​@kikacruz4560 no shit asshole Chris spent the first 5 min explaining how he fucked up by doing that

    • @KiloBee777
      @KiloBee777 Місяць тому +14

      Joe gets it. But it's self inflicted and Joe doesn't enable

    • @Clinton-ls7zk
      @Clinton-ls7zk Місяць тому

      Sometimes smart isn't the right word... despite for a change shows in many ways could be his midlife crisis a bit early​@@kikacruz4560

  • @TheRealJakeRyanMusic
    @TheRealJakeRyanMusic Місяць тому +168

    As a contractor, "Building walls emotionally" killed me 😂😂😂

  • @lovev9904
    @lovev9904 Місяць тому +3

    I’m an Independent Latino. THANK YOU Rogan one of the most funniest episode ever!!
    ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
    You’re awesome Rogan forgiving Chris advice on mental issues.

  • @jordansharpe2886
    @jordansharpe2886 20 днів тому +3

    I love how he so humbly told Joe his workout. I don't think Joe expected him such a solid workout.

  • @nicholascooper8843
    @nicholascooper8843 Місяць тому +139

    "Do you have friends you can talk to?"
    "Yeah, but they call me gay" - aaaaaa the best lines ever.

    • @winzlow125
      @winzlow125 Місяць тому

      Well, he says it lol

  • @Themidnightegardener
    @Themidnightegardener Місяць тому +601

    He's not over his breakdown, he's in the middle of it and he don't know it

    • @millennialanimal
      @millennialanimal Місяць тому +5

      Hahaha exactly!

    • @denisbejtja9937
      @denisbejtja9937 Місяць тому +2

      True lol

    • @Steveatetheicecream
      @Steveatetheicecream Місяць тому +7

      Yeah In his podcast with stavvy they talk about it, highly recommend if you watched this

    • @406Web
      @406Web Місяць тому +25

      You gotta love Joe for using kid gloves and really trying to help him to the best of his ability.
      “You wanna be like me? You know what you need to do? Do that thing that you know you should do every time, and then there isn’t anxiety and relaxation can be relaxing.”
      Life is hard for everybody, and worrying about how hard it is for you right now really misses the whole point.
      If you come up with a reason why you’re the way you are and only focus on that, you’ll believe it whether or not it’s true.
      Beware of excuses or explanations because the problem isn’t whether or not anybody else believes it, nor is the problem whether or not it’s true. The problem is when you believe it.

    • @gruntildavonbigglesworth734
      @gruntildavonbigglesworth734 Місяць тому +10

      Breakdown? Wtf he he breaking down over? Being a handsome wealthy guy? Jesus I hope I don't come down with that affliction

  • @AdamTheBeard
    @AdamTheBeard 29 днів тому +3

    "England has a beach over there". Made me laugh that 😂😂

  • @stevisfilmz
    @stevisfilmz 29 днів тому +9

    1:33:32 - claim's he has never thought that way before.
    1:33:36 - gives example of how he has thought that way before.

  • @madcbara8364
    @madcbara8364 Місяць тому +126

    This man’s palpable anxiety really makes me realize that I’m not alone.

  • @Agmz69
    @Agmz69 Місяць тому +853

    “Yeah, but they call me gay” 😭😭

    • @Zeromusyates
      @Zeromusyates Місяць тому +11

      Lmao I'm one of those friends. This reminds me of my mates A.D.D diagnosis in his 30s

    • @marion882
      @marion882 Місяць тому

      It’s finally completed: ua-cam.com/video/gxrBO0alACE/v-deo.htmlsi=BiOFH45RFwiAalD6

    • @av64760
      @av64760 Місяць тому +20

      Seriously ppl need to stop with the bs victim mentality. Just talk about it and move on quit being gay

    • @kaytwo_
      @kaytwo_ Місяць тому +2

      Typical dude friendship lol we are the best and worst

    • @hotpocketz8258
      @hotpocketz8258 Місяць тому

      Not even gay dudes could tolerate this guy’s gayness. The gayest of gay fairy’s has more macho manly testosterone then Chrissy

  • @Look4TheGood9
    @Look4TheGood9 Місяць тому +3

    I LOVE HIM! Chris is interesting, entertaining, and comforting to listen to. I love how compassionate Joe is with him here. This whole episode is helpful explaining how one's struggles with anxiety manifest in daily life. I'm so glad Joe brought up Abigail to Chris and how obsessing about our problems doesnt help- it actually makes things worse. I've learned this is VERY true. CBT really works! The book FEELING GOOD by Dr. David D. Burns is great! Even some woo woo versions such as the The Secret by Rhonda Byrne can really help people depending on what they relate to most.

  • @inFiniteTraCer
    @inFiniteTraCer Місяць тому +4

    ANXIETY saved Chris from that Dubai trip. Its all about harnessing that energy and knowing which anxieties actually serve you.

  • @DorkSideoftheMoon
    @DorkSideoftheMoon Місяць тому +229

    Chrissy’s next special totally needs to be called “.9 Miles Away.”

  • @davidwasser113
    @davidwasser113 Місяць тому +79

    this episode really hit me. theres just something about chris that just clicks with me and joe talking about it honestlly helped me reconsider everything. Thank you joe

  • @ericdistefano3810
    @ericdistefano3810 Місяць тому +3

    My last name is DiStefano and I got gout right now!!!!!🤕 Gotta love that DiStefano curse/DNA😂

  • @frederickwoodford3474
    @frederickwoodford3474 20 днів тому +2

    This guy problem bombs alot.😂 joe really will interview anybody. That's why we love joe

  • @harry-cee
    @harry-cee Місяць тому +105

    Self-doubt and the feeling of being constantly incorrect in one's thoughts and actions can severely undermine one's life. I hope he finds peace and overcomes this challenging phase.

    • @Xicano414
      @Xicano414 Місяць тому +23

      Shout-out to a mother fucking positive comment!

    • @Felix-ix7ic
      @Felix-ix7ic Місяць тому

      He makes impulsive financial decisions costing hundreds of thousands of dollars and plies his addict family members with cash for drugs. A healthy dose of self-doubt is exactly what this guy needed.

    • @bltpod
      @bltpod Місяць тому

      It’s more than a phase for Chris.

    • @ivywoodxrecords
      @ivywoodxrecords Місяць тому

      Hes extremely successful and driven in spite of and maybe because of it. Hes a millionaire. Hes fine.

  • @shane.dwight
    @shane.dwight Місяць тому +311

    crippling anxiety, eats edible

    • @SusanCahill-fb6ey
      @SusanCahill-fb6ey Місяць тому +10

      I know people who get acute anxiety from edibles,like crazy

    • @fredliskis8405
      @fredliskis8405 Місяць тому +8

      If you get anxiety from edibles just stay sober don’t even smoke anymore y’all fuckin embarrassing 😂😂😂😂

    • @loganhatch
      @loganhatch Місяць тому +9

      @@fredliskis8405that’s me. I can’t smoke, eat, none of that anymore. It all causes extreme anxiety. My brain is F’d I know it.

    • @AngelGuadalajara-tu3lk
      @AngelGuadalajara-tu3lk Місяць тому +6

      @@fredliskis8405 yeah i just had to stop smoking in general

    • @halfassranch8363
      @halfassranch8363 Місяць тому

      @@fredliskis8405 how bout you do you and stop telling other people what tf to do. Ohhh I'm a super pothead and I eat 40mg regularly...man s t f u

  • @jasperamanuel
    @jasperamanuel Місяць тому +2

    Honestly one of my fav guests! This and the last Chrissy D episode! Gems

  • @user-lg6xw6cz8n
    @user-lg6xw6cz8n Місяць тому +2

    Chris is extremely self aware. Keep your head up everyone you are loved these hard times will pass.

  • @tertainment414
    @tertainment414 Місяць тому +40

    Joe really is the GOAT. Hes such a kind guy. Basically doing therapy for Chris

  • @cameronsmith8775
    @cameronsmith8775 Місяць тому +128

    “Can I have those edibles?” After all that just killed me!

    • @daviditurralde-ex9sv
      @daviditurralde-ex9sv Місяць тому +3

      I would have told him to have them all 😂

    • @NetAssetz
      @NetAssetz Місяць тому +3

      Guy needs to let off the gas

    • @stebanjr831
      @stebanjr831 Місяць тому

      😂😂😂 had me dying!! I was waiting for the hand off

  • @pincopallino7981
    @pincopallino7981 Місяць тому +3

    The talk about passion in occupation is inspiring

  • @tylerkoch7952
    @tylerkoch7952 Місяць тому +2

    Therapy is absolutely a useful tool when it’s used properly. I often times would dread going to therapy because I left feeling worse than I did going in. The term “Rumination” is what I think Joe is referring to about “reflecting on negative thoughts too much”. Rumination could leave someone in cyclical thinking about a problem when the process should be to analyze and feel the problem and move forward.

    • @Frussian40
      @Frussian40 Місяць тому +1

      Yes! That’s why DBT therapy worked for me cause I didn’t have to talk on and on about my past, it just taught me ways to reframe my thoughts and how my emotions played tricks with my mind. Really helped

  • @alexmaloney5189
    @alexmaloney5189 Місяць тому +75

    Met Chris in Orlando this year on vacation with his family. Dude doesn't realize how good of a dad he is.

  • @ComicComedyClub
    @ComicComedyClub Місяць тому +35

    not going to lie, haven't checked out any of Chris's comedy, I will now, but his honesty and willingness to be so open and honest about what he thinks does and how he feels is so refreshing - he is just a dude trying his best like we all are, I love that, big love chris hope you get a new home on the go that feels like home - but remember home is where your loved ones are its not a real place

    • @seth8035
      @seth8035 Місяць тому +3

      But by all means it’s not making your family leave a nice house to go live in a roach infested apartment so that you can be closer to a bagel shop and not realizing there was one a block away 😂

    • @joanmikeska8484
      @joanmikeska8484 Місяць тому

      You should watch him on Bad Friends. I think he’s so funny. If you don’t watch Bad Friends you should try it.

  • @suavegtv
    @suavegtv 5 днів тому +2

    "you were at the gender reveal" LMFAOOO

  • @pauljmcmillan
    @pauljmcmillan Місяць тому +184

    Its good having full episodes here again. I hate Spotify

    • @SeniorActivo69
      @SeniorActivo69 Місяць тому +5

      Fr, bad ui

    • @matthewghardy
      @matthewghardy Місяць тому +12

      If UA-cam played in background with screen off, Spotify would be gone.

    • @mattwiegand5805
      @mattwiegand5805 Місяць тому

      @@matthewghardy It does.... if you pay for premium 😑 I just got a free trial of Premium, and I'll be honest, it is a game changer. Plus no ads. Im still on the fence on whether or not I want to pay for yet another streaming service...

    • @alanramirez3565
      @alanramirez3565 Місяць тому

      @@matthewghardyjust get premium bro

    • @uncleian9182
      @uncleian9182 Місяць тому

      @@matthewghardyyou can, UA-cam premium, it’s like the same $ as Spotify

  • @Beginningtopeak
    @Beginningtopeak Місяць тому +368

    Chrissy and Whitney Cummings have the same "everything has to have a diagnosis" impulse

    • @andrewheath6451
      @andrewheath6451 Місяць тому +15

      Thats why they’re both more annoying than they are funny. Not that they arent funny.

    • @ash8298
      @ash8298 Місяць тому +27

      That's what happens when you give unfunny narcissists Adderall.

    • @Tayzle412
      @Tayzle412 Місяць тому +5

      thats what being on IG/Twitter too much does to you

    • @velenvskaelhas
      @velenvskaelhas Місяць тому +2

      @@ash8298how is he a narcissist?

    • @amulet2235
      @amulet2235 Місяць тому +2

      @@ash8298weird you chose to watch the pod than lmao

  • @stacystacy9626
    @stacystacy9626 Місяць тому +2

    I can so relate to Chris. Yes his moving was a crazy and I feel for his family but I so appreciate how open he is. I can relate to some of these thoughts and stuff he’s gone thru. Anxiety is such a fucker. Chris thx for being so real and open you will help more people than you can imagine.

  • @qbrown1658
    @qbrown1658 Місяць тому +2

    Chrissy you killed it brother! Love you big guy😂

  • @hideinthehours
    @hideinthehours Місяць тому +298

    Joe Rogan is lowkey a top tier relatable therapist

    • @molls0922
      @molls0922 Місяць тому +10

      Right? He’s being so kind and non-judgmental

    • @mewkatlol
      @mewkatlol Місяць тому

      The toe is highkey making my black chode itchey fr no cap literally

    • @Mizquits
      @Mizquits Місяць тому +8

      You are lowkey in trouble if you really think that

    • @HookLineAndSinner
      @HookLineAndSinner Місяць тому +5

      The only therapist who prescribes DMT for every issue.

    • @AngelGuadalajara-tu3lk
      @AngelGuadalajara-tu3lk Місяць тому +1

      @@Mizquits 😂

  • @Shoeography517
    @Shoeography517 Місяць тому +307

    Train by day
    Flint Dibble podcast by night
    ALL DAY!

    • @SadisticKid.
      @SadisticKid. Місяць тому +7

      😂

    • @marion882
      @marion882 Місяць тому

      It’s finally completed: ua-cam.com/video/gxrBO0alACE/v-deo.htmlsi=BiOFH45RFwiAalD6

    • @deadsea9060
      @deadsea9060 Місяць тому +8

      Flint Dribble

    • @williamshearin7885
      @williamshearin7885 Місяць тому +3

      😂

    • @jimmurray8483
      @jimmurray8483 Місяць тому +9

      ​@@marion882Dude, stop spamming this BS

  • @Rmeneg
    @Rmeneg 24 дні тому

    Love Chris!!! The level he’s on I’ve been searching for my whole life! 😊

  • @Brandino0100
    @Brandino0100 Місяць тому

    I have not laughed that hard in a while, thank you for sharing Chris 😅

  • @xabialonso5785
    @xabialonso5785 Місяць тому +163

    This feels like it should’ve been a private conversation between a guy having a panic attack and his friend who’s just there for emotional support lol

    • @markrennie86
      @markrennie86 Місяць тому +13

      THAT'S CHRISSY CHAOS BABYYYYYY :D

    • @qvalue9982
      @qvalue9982 Місяць тому +1

      Those are called 'fight companions'

    • @TheCollapse410
      @TheCollapse410 Місяць тому

      me and him kind of have the same exp l. ​First time I did it I was 14 also and did the same move. Only dof was somehow a girl that was also 14 had the clap and gave it to me (I live in Baltimore so... Ya know....) and that screwed me up for a long time. If I kissed a girl and a pimple showed around my mouth I would hyperventilate in the bathroom and tear up thinking I caught something. And would tell no one about my thoughts and pray it went away. Lol which herps would go away so don't know what that would prove lol. But yea. But it stopped me from being a man hoe. ​@@markrennie86

    • @HumiIiation
      @HumiIiation Місяць тому +4

      His friends call him gay tho

  • @griffinstreetstudios
    @griffinstreetstudios Місяць тому +441

    Anyone who made it past 20 minutes is the real hero. This mans anxiety is contagious.

    • @FhjjjvcvGyuh
      @FhjjjvcvGyuh Місяць тому

      At first i felt empathy towards him at the end i was like what a fucking selfish bastard for making his kids go through that just because he can’t stop being a man child

    • @GreenGuruBmore
      @GreenGuruBmore Місяць тому +9

      I made it 10. Unlistenable.

    • @Zc12395
      @Zc12395 Місяць тому +45

      Made it through perfectly fine myself, maybe you two just have anxiety and his heightens yours???

    • @danpetrea
      @danpetrea Місяць тому +7

      I'm precisely at the 19 minutes mark and calling it quits. Checking the comments to see if I'm weird or people feel the same. Seems it's not me

    • @JDSharar13
      @JDSharar13 Місяць тому +11

      @@danpetreatotally man, the 100 people that felt this way are the voice of all 2 million listeners

  • @lukewood77
    @lukewood77 Місяць тому +16

    I never had anxiety til I watched this.
    I just put my house up for sale.
    I’m gonna sell it at 300k loss and buy the house next door worth 500k less because it’s closer to the bagel shop.

  • @omniscient-
    @omniscient- Місяць тому

    i needed to hear this actually. even down to your first experience of anxiety

  • @atheistbear2500
    @atheistbear2500 Місяць тому +59

    Rogan: Psychedelics & Excercise
    Distefano: Try again

  • @mandeelee8416
    @mandeelee8416 Місяць тому +40

    Chris, if you read this, I had THE EXACT SAME kind of anxiety as you. After years of hell I finally got diagnosed with ocd. Didn’t change my obsessive thoughts but, taught me how to manage it. Look into that

    • @timmzzzz88
      @timmzzzz88 Місяць тому +4

      My girlfriend has diagnosed OCD. Intrusive thoughts. And it's been the weirdest thing I've experienced. We've been together 5 years. And I still don't believe I've met and know the real version of who she is. Cause she's so involved with every single thought she has she doesn't have time to live in the moment and just be. Or at the very most those times are very few and not for long.

    • @ashleyhamby3981
      @ashleyhamby3981 Місяць тому +3

      Yes this is OCD and ADHD presentation. I have the same thing!!

    • @Joinerlpc
      @Joinerlpc 29 днів тому

      Exposure and Response Prevention (ERP) is the gold standard treatment for OCD and I highly recommend it!

    • @Joinerlpc
      @Joinerlpc 29 днів тому

      Exposure and Response Prevention (ERP) is the gold standard treatment for OCD and I highly recommend it!

    • @SaltNBattery
      @SaltNBattery 29 днів тому +1

      Nah. He definitely needs to be diagnosed by an actual medical professional but at 50:21 Chris is explaining to a T what "Health Anxiety" or "Hypochondriac Disorder" is. It's no joke. Normal body feelings like a headache or a stomach ache or dizziness can send you into a full blown panic attack. The real kind, where you truly believe you're dying.
      I was diagnosed with Panic Disorder, Agoraphobia and eventually developed Health Anxiety. I didn't leave my house for more than 2 years, from 2021 to 2023.
      For him it could be any number of things, he catastrophizes. That's a symptom of many different conditions.
      He for sure needs more than a therapist though, I tried a lot of medications, which works great for a lot of people but not me. Ended up with a psychologist (A therapist will a "real" degree) and a psychiatrist.

  • @djones1770
    @djones1770 Місяць тому +1

    “I’m not positive about anything about you” “thank you” 😂

  • @marniebrimhall986
    @marniebrimhall986 Місяць тому

    Yaaaayyy Chrissy rules!!!! Great conversation! Thanks Joe! 😁

  • @406Web
    @406Web Місяць тому +193

    “And that’s why I’m with Christ.”
    “Alright, let’s wrap this up.”

    • @chiefexecutive4655
      @chiefexecutive4655 Місяць тому

      Somebody Tell Rogan to put on the Faull Brothers from fourthwatchfilms !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Samferd
      @Samferd Місяць тому +19

      It would be super interesting to have Lee strobal the author of the CASE FOR CHRIST book he was talking about on, especially since he use to be a hardcore atheist.

    • @billeinstein5569
      @billeinstein5569 Місяць тому +8

      @@SamferdI just commented this man,… joe is full of all these reasons why Christianity isn’t truth, yet never has he had ANY Christian theologian or apologist. I don’t think it’s genuine of him to use these lame counter points when he could easily get a Christian apologist on,… why is that 🧐

    • @JohnSmith-se5js
      @JohnSmith-se5js Місяць тому

      @@billeinstein5569 its really simple, magic isn't real.

    • @billeinstein5569
      @billeinstein5569 Місяць тому +3

      @@JohnSmith-se5js apparently your also really simple

  • @J_R_360
    @J_R_360 Місяць тому +21

    I'm feel fortunate to have been able to watch this today.
    This podcast is Chris's therapy. Just incredible to hear him open up so much - knowing within the next year millions of people will watch this episode.
    He touched on so many events, so many challenges he faced, that I could connect with a couple of them.
    Millions will connect to other challenges.
    I apreciate how Joe let Chris just unload the weight he's carrying, yet Joe was visibly ready to change the direction to protect Chris should he get too emotional while sharing his struggles.
    Again, I apreciate Chris opening up the way he did.
    Best of luck.

  • @masterwesty
    @masterwesty Місяць тому +1

    As a lefty I think we learn to see things more 3 dimensional because we’re always taught everything mirrored and we need to learn to flip it in our minds.

  • @MissTake2
    @MissTake2 25 днів тому

    I really enjoyed this episode. Thank you.

  • @runswithtrees6173
    @runswithtrees6173 Місяць тому +30

    I love Chris he’s such a beautiful human. Seriously, you just know this guy has a heart of gold.

    • @poisonPpaully
      @poisonPpaully Місяць тому

      Wtf are you smoking this dude is a narcissistic , closeted , basket case imagine his poor wife and kids having to put up with this nonsense and knowing his real aspirations are living with his male lover in a apartment over the “bagel shop”

  • @AndrewGreenaway
    @AndrewGreenaway Місяць тому +36

    I was having a lot of anxiety the past few days. Listening to this I feel better I’m not even on the same boat as this guy.

  • @jonishepherd9116
    @jonishepherd9116 Місяць тому

    One of the few guys that makes joe look and sound like a dropkick! Chrissy you da man!!

  • @mattworthen5035
    @mattworthen5035 Місяць тому

    “Can I have those edibles?!” 😂😂😂

  • @bradjones5107
    @bradjones5107 Місяць тому +120

    Joe, "Go out in the woods and blow a hole in something big! It's very therapeutic.".😂

    • @groovehog1
      @groovehog1 Місяць тому +18

      It’s kinda true. 😂 But once you’re in the woods and the solitude, you realize the “blowing a hole in something” is the less important part.

    • @ianhamilton639
      @ianhamilton639 Місяць тому +3

      less important but still important

    • @TaraConti
      @TaraConti Місяць тому +2

      It totally is though! Lol
      💥😊

    • @bradjones5107
      @bradjones5107 Місяць тому

      @@groovehog1 The Adrenaline, the satisfaction, the hard work of packing it out of the woods, the application of having all that meat! It puts LIFE into perspective.
      Works for me.

    • @ADPax10
      @ADPax10 Місяць тому

      ​@@bradjones5107 Even just the "being in the woods" part.
      Hell, I feel like a completely different person in all good ways if I just walk a trail with my dog out in the sticks for a few hours a week. Grounding as all heaven

  • @stlslayerac
    @stlslayerac Місяць тому +25

    Chris,
    I myself suffered from the same kind of anxiety you have my whole life, and finally learned how to control it at 30 years old. But the way you described it is literally how I would have described it myself. God speed my friend.

    • @asadvertised_
      @asadvertised_ Місяць тому +1

      Coming out of the closet really helps?

    • @common7909
      @common7909 Місяць тому +2

      Gayyyy!!!!

    • @madquiver2
      @madquiver2 Місяць тому

      "... finally learned how to control it"
      ???

  • @MrExlax10
    @MrExlax10 24 дні тому

    This entire episode was fuxking hilarious

  • @tysoncupps4799
    @tysoncupps4799 8 днів тому

    this episode is amazing. lots of good advice. hearing other anxious people helps with my own

  • @joserpps3147
    @joserpps3147 Місяць тому +176

    what Chis needs is a month with David Goggins

    • @TaraConti
      @TaraConti Місяць тому +3

      Jocko

    • @jamesweaver7066
      @jamesweaver7066 Місяць тому +7

      hell no, that would make him insufferable like goggins

    • @badnewsjp
      @badnewsjp Місяць тому

      Oh that would need to be captured on film

    • @ADPax10
      @ADPax10 Місяць тому +7

      A month with Goggins, then a month with Duncan Trussell. Rinse and repeat.

    • @timw4432
      @timw4432 Місяць тому

      Goggins is mentally unstable

  • @franckiewicz0831
    @franckiewicz0831 Місяць тому +74

    50 min in and I’m totally exhausted. And I’m a psychotherapist 😂

  • @omniscient-
    @omniscient- Місяць тому

    37:00. i would cry being so young vulnerable. i did once i was alone too. feeling like it was wrong. and her reaction too would amplify your tears

  • @delindacasey3856
    @delindacasey3856 Місяць тому

    Joe your podcast and this one in particular after 50 years of anxiety made a lot of sense I am happy with a plan just like your guest now to fix my diet and get active…just a yo yo dieter and exercise for loosing mega weight to gaining back and loosing again gaining again

  • @ILoveUnicorns602
    @ILoveUnicorns602 Місяць тому +125

    - Chris "Im anxious"
    - Joe "do you workout?"

    • @tommyoneill9761
      @tommyoneill9761 Місяць тому +30

      😂😂😂😂. Working out is Joe’s solution for everything. But all jokes aside, it really does help.

    • @elpusegato
      @elpusegato Місяць тому

      And then Chris describes "baby's first day at the gym" 😂

    • @amulet2235
      @amulet2235 Місяць тому +8

      Working out literally helps with anxiety lol

    • @viking9442
      @viking9442 Місяць тому

      Make sure you are eating correctly too so you dont get anxiety from working out too 😂

    • @PurpleHazeVanNederlands
      @PurpleHazeVanNederlands Місяць тому +3

      He used to take steroids and worked out constantly. Obsession with anxiety makes it worse, people need to stop thinking they are helpless

  • @nate5483
    @nate5483 Місяць тому +41

    I'm not a mental health professional, but I'm hearing classic OCD thought patterns.

    • @Tybolt1
      @Tybolt1 Місяць тому +3

      Yeah, I suffer from this too. He's also immature and narcissistic, and closeted so he's fcked 5-ways different ways to sunday.

    • @SamShepard-zm2zj
      @SamShepard-zm2zj Місяць тому

      @@Tybolt1 Damn. You right

  • @cmk6817
    @cmk6817 Місяць тому +2

    ngl this singular episode has changed my world view completely

  • @TroyWarsHere
    @TroyWarsHere 7 днів тому

    Chris would be the coolest dude to hangout with! He’s mad chill and would just make you geek out laughing all day😂

  • @baileyzmann
    @baileyzmann Місяць тому +41

    why doesnt bro just start a bagel shop close to his house lol

  • @teleking58
    @teleking58 Місяць тому +272

    I'm in 14 minutes and I'm exhausted. Imagine being around this guy all the time.

    • @Farmer_26
      @Farmer_26 Місяць тому +22

      I’m at min 12 and wondering why I’m watching this

    • @steviefranchize21
      @steviefranchize21 Місяць тому +17

      Im only 5 minutes in and am ready to stop listening.

    • @jakebiebel8609
      @jakebiebel8609 Місяць тому

      I just started and I’m bout to kill myself

    • @dannymellor5596
      @dannymellor5596 Місяць тому +3

      Much like Rick Glassman he's a lot lol

    • @superradiojay
      @superradiojay Місяць тому +4

      @@steviefranchize21 I'm 21 minutes in and it feels like how it is to read a book has just a few... more... chapters.

  • @jessicalynn1111
    @jessicalynn1111 Місяць тому +1

    I like that Joe is a friend to Chris..he needs it!

  • @littlerhodyguitar2169
    @littlerhodyguitar2169 23 дні тому +1

    That whole story about the Mets owner was the best 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @joeyfuchs7760
    @joeyfuchs7760 Місяць тому +35

    ?“Can I have those edibles” 😂

    • @scottmcley5111
      @scottmcley5111 Місяць тому +4

      I instantly thought of Joey Diaz handing out a star of death. 😂