Vulgaris Magistralis - Heidevolk
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- Опубліковано 3 січ 2009
- Vulgaris Magistralis Heidevolk Sing Along
I really cannot believe that we have reached 10,000,000 views. I really hope that all drinks that were raised during this video can be brought together in good cheer to toast the heath of all my followers.
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I am in Zimbabwe and this song just fixed the economy.
@jeanluc305 But this song was written by white guys
Colonisation was also by white guys
@jeanluc305 Nop
But really,rock are universal.
There’s only one song that can fix occupied Rhodesia.
The person who wrote this song clearly tried to make the anthem of masculinity.
And he succeeded. I feel manlier already.
Bennie Jolink
Mic drop
AHOM AHUM
He did. It takes me to my own life Dont give up ever, and stay hidden if can its so real 2 me :)
More like a joke about a prehistoric guy living in the woods in present day Netherlands, nothing really about masculinity lmao
I played this song before going to bed. I woke up with a beard, a battleaxe, my car turned into a longboat filled with loot and my neighbor's house was mysteriously raided during the night.
I am sure that when Odin saw what the raiders did to your neighbour,
he gave you that battle-axe to protect him
10 Million. I drink to the health of all of you and yours.
Drinking the blood of your enemies I guess
And to you and your kin! May they endure thousands of years!
The manliest song in history. I grew a third ball just listening to it.
I gained a fourth one
@Camron Paez It can be both!
Hahahahaha
If you could actually understand what he is saying, you would facepalm so hard! 🤦♂️🤣
@@Roel93 please enlighten us.
I'm a med student and during an internship in a surgery room (where there's usually music) i asked if we could listen to this. After the first minute the cardio surgeon who was leading the operation dropped the scalpel, with a manly scream ripped the heart out of the patient's chest with his bare hands, and bite it, removing the tumor and saving the man's life. After that, he ran out the room...the last time someone saw him he was fighting giants in Iceland with a axe.
Ok bra
hello bro my teacher did make this song
🤣🤣🤣👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Seems legit.
Va bra 👍🏻
I played this while my cat was in the room. He already had stripes, but now he's a full-blown tiger.
And I'm now a badass warrior who rides around on the said tiger.
He-man and the Gringer, right?
Dio, is that you?
I am dutch and i can confirm that this is how we do things here.
Yah sure U do... in between fluffing the Brits & the Yanks.
Haha, before or after ahmeds piss on you?
It's alleen true in d'n Dutch region called d'n Achterhook where wi'j still ride on mammoeten
How the fuck did the comment section of this song turn so ugly fast?
I have no idea dude, i think most people are drunk when listening to this song. Gtg ride a mammoth now and get some cheese.
I can't remember when i had this much pure fun listening to a song. No angst or aggression, just wild abandon and fierce joy. Hailsa Tyr
Never
"Weird professor heard of me" - >Richard Dawkins I'm dying.
I didn't realize that was meme daddy
Richard Dawkins was BIG on 2010 youtube @@anthonyhayes1267
Clarification: Wodan and Donar are the ancient names of the old Norse gods Odin and Thor.
Well yes but no.
Wodan and Donar are Germanic while Odin and Thor are Nordic.
The difference is like the Roman and the Greek Gods. Basically they just have diffetent names but still are pretty much the same
Kind Regards from Austria
They are the germanic version of the names
Old English = Thunar = Thunder
Old high German/old Dutch = Donar = Dunner/Donder
Old Frisian = Thunner = Tonger
For Odin its different because he is known as the god with many titles.
Funny enough all we do for Lady Hel is add a A at the end lol Hela, Hela, Holala~
Lady Hel is just awesome like that. Not even Marvel and Disney can ruin her and they sure did try! Hail Hel!
My cat and I listened to this song. She is now a tiger and I am riding her like He-Man looking for Skeletor.
That kind of music you like from the first time you hear.
Diego Bittencourt before they had into english. i had the song memorized with agh ugh
Did you hear the original tune too? It's even better
100% it came up for me on spotifiy and i fell in love with it the first time i heard it!
Cool
Thought this was the weirdest foreign language song I ever heard! Still is! The reason why I fell in love with this band is that their songs didn’t all sound like this!
This will always be "The Angry Space Marines Song" to me.
wait Warhammer 40k?
@@jeffstedham ua-cam.com/video/cdCpF8o5LUo/v-deo.html
*ALWAYS ANGRY! ALL THE TIME!*
That is *amazing!*
Space wolves, this fits them incredibly well.
This song makes me proud to be Dutch!!!🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱
Are you riding mammoths?
@@exiavaganzaOnly when my T-rex has a hangover
Hup!!!
Played this song to a vegan friend of mine, he returned in the evening naked covered in mud and blood carrying a dead elk he killed with his bare hands.
He's cured then!
Amen!
That's badass!
lol
Ancestors ate meat rarely but alright
possibly, the MANLIEST voices i've ever heard in my whole life
link to original?
IK BUN VULGARIS
MAGISTRALIS
Tavish Finnegan DeGroot Normaal - vulgaris magistralis = original
You wanna hear a manly voice singing an old Germanic song?
watch?v=jCOCiXk6ZMM
I've played this while cooking...
Now I have a bearded cake.
stay away from acdc while cooking, you'll be eating nothing but balls
This just cracks me up cheers for you and yohr 4 year old bearded cake
Since when do you cook a cake? (Since it's metal of course)
I listened to this with my yorkie and my gecko. I now have a wolf and a dinosaur
You mean a wolf and a half rooster
I sang along to this song.
Doing the first verse, my beard grew 10 inches in a Nordic, reddish blonde colour.
I was so surprised by this that in the second verse, i bit off my tongue and the blood flooded the valleys and drowned my enemies.
Nearing the end of the song, and the end of my ebbing life, Valkyries descended from up high on their mighty steeds to collect my soul for Odin's table, as well as sewing my tongue together.
But the thing that really surprised me, is that Valhalla gets wifi.
Damn it Moon Moon.
they gotta keep up with the era ragnarok aint coming that soon so they have to upgrade wislt sutur is getting ready
@@gilessaint-loup2426 that because in typical viking fashion they stole Christian heaven wi-fi password
Can't remember anymore where I did hear about the derpy wolf "Moon Moon"... wish I could >.< Still loving the leftover memories.
Beautiful
AU AU AU AU!!
ahu aho
Who let the dogs out?
Ardamastor
Thats WOOF WOOF WOOF
+WOLF58 in Portuguese "Au" is exactly the onomatopoeia we use for a dog barking.
RanOutOfIdeas4aName
well Im not Portuguese
Metal and folk music are a mash made in heaven.
I just played this for my aunt. She's now my uncle.
This song cured coronavirus
ohohohoohohohooohohooh!!!!!!!
it did
you mean it slaughtered it lol
jajajajajajajaajaj
Not in the US lol
This is Folk Metal, good sir. Probably one of the greatest things to exist.
Wow, my beard grew 20 centimeters listening to this.
im drowning in my beard...
LMFAO!!
+Troy Roberts???
The most metal comment to ever enter youtube Haha
i knew that there will be a comment like this :D i guess im to late :D
My friend's wedding started with this song!
You have cool friends
Ohhh man!! Thats awesome!!
This is about the great-grandfather of Chuck Norris, his inspiration and childhood hero.
This song is about some guy riding a woolly mammoth and Richard Dawkins chasing him with a lasso. #FYI
Not to mention they're trying to make him a movie star.
Commissar_Dan Say that such a image makes you harder than Woden's arms.
Commissar Fuklaw sends his regards btw
Commissar_Dan YOU DOUBT THE COMMISSAR'S PROWESS AND LONGEVITY? SOUNDS LIKE HERESY TO ME! :D
And on Sunday a Mastodon...
pinkfreud62 Secret origin of Arnold Schwarzenegger? ;-)
I listen to this song while dinner and now Odin is at my table too
At least it wasn't Thor, or he'd have eaten your food as well as his own. :p
Be glad it wasn't that Asshole giant whiches servant ate the dishes and the table as well!
Good lords. Feckin' jotun...At least Thor's got manners enough to leave the damn table alone. xD
Tell him I say "Hi". It's been a while, y'know?
Eat you food with Odin being you table...No manly
Germans were the First Germanic Tribes and its nice to See the Germanic people from around Europe 🇩🇪🇳🇱🇩🇰🇱🇺🇮🇸🇸🇪🇧🇻🇫🇮🇬🇧🇦🇹🇨🇭 Brothers for ever
@Prenk north Germans and danes were the First and thats a fact
@Prenk i made it up.
Every man on earth should learn this song and sing it at least once a day.
This may raise voliance as side effect.
That symbol is from the Necronomicon
I listen to this three times a day, i set this song as my alarm a year ago, and i still love it
allahusnackbar💣🍫
@@feykprofitmomoretard Looser
First song I knew from Heidevolk... still my favorite. Just perfection !
Monaa Mona Actually it's a cover for Normaal.
Jean Casagrande That is right :D
Jean Casagrande I didn't know that :D but does this matter? It is still the first song I heard from Heidevolk :D
No it doesn't, just for knowing... :)
+Jean Casagrande I wish they had a version with Normaal Vocals and Heidevolk instrumentals.
This song is pure testosterone...
Dude my entire country is just testosterone, we don't have blood in our veins, just testosterone.
@@DorianTheReaper which country do you belong bro??
@@xiijinpingthesupremeleader1349 Netherlands
This song helped me when i was broken, by bringing me the best starview.
I played this song in Zimbabwe, now it's Rhodesia.
This is the most MANLY song I have ever heard in my lifetime. It makes me want to go bench press locomotives.
I hear this one when working out. It works... a lot!
Yeah im guessing this guy invented the man card!
Look up I'm a Man by Black Strobe.
@@one1__man_army338 yeah some sabaton or manowar
Mr. Incredible's work out jam
I just love how these Norse/Germanic Gods and Heroes are full of steroids.
+Bruce Slajvic It's byoutiful.
+Bruce Slajvic
Woden is 100% natty m8
+Bruce Slajvic its actually 100% natural. nowadays it would be steroids.
+Bruce Slajvic In Norse Germany, steroids are full of you
haha its dutch XD
Vulagaris Magistralis is the only man Chuck Norris fears,
And Technoviking
I'd say it's more respect and apprehension than fear
Nah, they're friends, who do you think eays the other half of the raptor?
Vulgaris Magistralis is Chuck Norri's grandfather. Naturally Chuck looks up to him and fears him.
They are related, so I imagine Chuck looks up to him.
I've just came back home from a concert of heidevolk. This song... Damn... I can't express my joy when they've started playing this and all of us were singing along. It's an EXPERIENCE worth living.
Schön, dass man euch im gleichen Volk versteht!
Love & peace aus dem oberen Sachsen, über der Elbe!
Gleiche Sprache, gleiches Volk!!
This song has Dinosaurs and Movie Directors and Norse Gods all at once... and I can't get enough!
This makes me remember the days in which I grew up in de Achterhoek. There are still some pagan traditions we celebrated there. I can still remember my grandfather blowing the midwinter horn and de "Paasvuur" (Easter fire) every easter. For those that do not know it, Easter is NOT christian, Easter is a pagan celebration of the goddess Ostara. We celebrate her with lighting up a bonfire. I miss those days.
An Athiest, a Vegan and a pagan walk into a bar.
How do you know?
because they tell everyone within two minutes....
Nice Tom now hunt down the desert chumps!!
Ik vind het toch raar om Nederlandse metal te horen. Op een of andere manier kan ik het minder goed serieus nemen, meestal luister ik naar Noorse metal :)
@@zanlam2476 As if the atheist and the pagan ever got a word in over the vegan ordering a 0 calorie, gluten and lactose free vegan hops smoothie and telling everybody how important being vegan is.
@@Llortnerof Fuck em
Bester Song von Heidevolk! ! ! Wird auf jeder Camp-Site von uns gespielt (und das nicht nur einmal)! ! !
by Normaal, covered by heidevolk.
My chest hair just grew it's own chest hair.
best comment on any folk metal song ever
with more hair
lmfaoooo
Rofl
and my pubes grew their own pubes....
Love it!! My neighbors HATE it!!! I have a very bad habit of playing this at 4.30 am at full volume. TOTALLY AWESOME DRINKING SONG!!!! GREAT FOR MAKEING YOUR NEIGHBORS CRAZY!!! KEEP ROCKING!!!!
This song is the metal equivalent of Ghost Riders in the Sky
There is nothing more satisfying than folk metal and manual labor. Proud day to be a man. I've listened to this for about 4 years now.
Dammit, my dog turned into a dire wolf.
Is that a bad thing? (I know this is way late)
The manliest of manly men still bow before Vulgaris Magistralis \m/
This is what i got when i asked youtube for the manliest song ever and I was not disappointed.
I’m going to create a berserker on skyrim called Vulgaris Magistralis and Slaughter imperials
thank you, your service is valued
The Emperor is nothing but a puppet of the Thalmor
@@zekun4741 I mean the Thalmor have been helping the stormcloacks to keep the civil war going, by letting Ulfric go in a way where he would think he escaped, so they can take over the land when the fighting has taken its men, but sure its the imperials that are a puppet of the Thalmor
I dont see the stormcloacks wining in a fair fight agaisnt the Thalmor after driving the imperials out
so id suggest that the nords keep fighting for their land, but instead of doing full scale battles they instead seek to do guerilla style warfare doing their best to keep vision of imperial reinforcements and supplylines they can intercept, and that way keeping the stormcloack casualites to a minimum, for when the Thamlor are gonna send the real war their way. Sadly Ulfric isnt wise enough to realize any of this, and the land of skyrim has already been lost if it ends in his hands
Finding lowly guarded towns that have some form of importance to the imperials, then sending forces that are bound to win against the town guards, proceding to pretend they are gonna keep the town under stormcloack influence but in reality using burnt and salted ground tactics, so to make imperial reinforcements waste their time or even be ambushed in vallies, woods, snowy areas (using ski like contraptions like the fins against the soviets) or other places that are easy to hide in and have lots of tight spaces (kill zones), using things like being crushed by boulders, being sorunded by forest fires and shoot down by bowmen would be effective in limiting the amount of stormclaock causualties here. Depending on how close they are to mountain areas with good choke points the men would be needed to be given horses per 2 or so men, so they can ride of when the hit has been done. These kind of hits have a very limited time they can be done after the first one has been set in motion, so the longer the stormcloacks use to prepair these kind of attacks througout all of skyrim the better. Also this strategy would make it very hard for the Thalmor to invade cause it would essentially do so all the farmable land in skyrim would be in areas that are easier to guard for the stormcloacks than for the Thalmors to invade, just cause theres less land to farm on, also if the thalmor take any ground the nearby towns would be needed to be burnt down ofc
Also an important thing in all of this strategy is having vast amounts of salted meat hidden around the mountains of skyrim so small groups of warriors could hold choke points for at least weeks, searching for moments where they can escape, having prey pets would also be a great way of gathering some ekstra food in these situations, without the enemy troops knowing any better. The salted meat would be pretty easy to gather, cause the giants and their mammoths arent unkillable and even npcs have been shown they can kill them if they are in big enough groups
I mean you can massacre both LOL
Ehh, I didn't get involved in the war.... I just went on a Thalmor killing spree and called it a day XD
ALWAYS ANGRY
ALL THE TIME
EVERY SECOND
PRAISE THE GODDAMN EMPRAH!
FUCK YES
FUCK FUCKING HERETICS
I don't understand why am I laughing so hard with the lyric lol
but I kinda love it
The lyrics are basically Chuck Norris jokes.
@@frayedendsofsanity1733 cannot argue with that lol
When I woke up my enemies were driven before me and all I could hear was the lamentations of the women.
I get it!
By Crom!
listened to this on the way to my wife's ultrasound. the ultrasound showed my daughter in the womb with a full beard
I had to use my friend's computer to type this comment because while I was listening to it my beard grew so long it interweaved itself through my laptop's motherboard and turned my video card into a steel battleaxe and my hard drive into a frothy flagon of mead. I'm not even mad.
0.o
thebroskeez Seems legit
How could I live without listening to this song before!
I showed this to my new born nephew and he has a full beard now. He also loved it.
This is the anthem of manliness
I fucking love this shit and understand everything!
Greetings from a German living 30 km away from Winterswijk.
Kibbeling Rulez!!!
WTF Vulgaris Magistralis, where have you been all my life. Only song ill ever need. everything else is crap now. My life was a lie!!
I tried to play this on my piano, now it became a super eletric guitar and im the vocalist of a power metal band
I was watching 'Primal' and this song immediately came to my mind.
I used my stereo with this song, now half the neighbourhood has grown mighty beard towers.
I too am a distant cousin of, Vulgaris Magistralis. A month before the family reunion at Yule, the men get together, riding out on our mastodons and track down our Yule Dinner armed with stone spears. Aged Tyrannosaurus meat makes good eating. 🍺
Greatest leap of faith random UA-cam suggestion ever. My life changed today.
I wake my boys up for school every morning to this.
You are the best parent EVER.
You wake up your MEN with this song
its one of those tunes you can listen over and over again while you sharpen your fav ax
I actually listen to it while practicing axe fighting.
het NEDERLANDSE VOLK VOOR EEWIG, DIT IS IMMENS HILLARISCH
Deze muziek zorgt ervoor dat ik mijn moedertaal terug appricieer
- een maffe professor
+Alucard Van Helsing Ik ben blij dat jij het Nederlandse volk zegt en niet het hollandse! Tenminste iemand die het verschil weet!
+Alucard Van Helsing Als mensen nou ook s wisten dat dit n cover was dan had ik een stuk meer vetrouwen in het volk....
het is toch een cover van normaal?
Jazekers!
+Alucard Van Helsing van wie is dit een cover ik wil het originele wel eens horen dit is al goed ;-)
I’m in Canada and I rock this song all week
i played this song on my guitar. it slowly turned into a battleaxe with a 6-pack
Listening in Canada, Woolly Mammoth just revived from extinction
The manliest song in history. I just became a man.
Ye
I sang along as best I could, now even 6'4 gorgeous Danish women treat me like a king.
Awesome motivation music. Even my muscles grew beard.
I'll be honest here: my beard just grew a beard, and that beard is now playing a steel guitar.
best comment EVER!
This is my kittens favorite song!
And since then your kitten grew a beard :P
Indrick Borealis! Magistralis!
i'm pretty sure it is a lion by now
And now your kitten is a drop pod.
It's a smilodon now
Who needs steroids when you can listen to this?
Vulgaris Magistralis is the Chuck Norris of Gelderland.
that moment when i saw Richard Dawkins's picture x'D
I didn't "evolve," I leapt, fully formed, out of a freshly formed geode!
I started making toast when i first heard this. Then I buttered the toast with a chainsaw.
I always like the verse of the song that goes 'and my other ride is a Mastodon'.
Normalmente me suelo abrir a cualquier género musical... Y no me arrepiento, me gustó demasiado está canción ;u;
Buenos gustos 😎
Before listen this i was a woman who sewed wedding dresses, now i'm an ultra muscled warrior who eats sharks before they realized they were eaten.
+tretrotrotre I lold...thx 4 making my Day^^
Ye :v
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You are a interesting person. I like you ^~^
Real life Shieldmaiden confirmed! May Odin the Allfather's strength, pursuit of wisdom and His ravens Huginn and Munnin be with you!
Até que fim encontrei um folkmetal que vale a pena após tempos.
I listened this song in my car.Now I no longer have it because it transformed into Autobot and went to fight Decepticons.
Jovan Mitrić it turned into a mammoth
one of best folk metal song
ALWAYS ANGRY!!!! ALL THE GODDAMNED TIME
I'm so tough I have muscles on my eyeballs.
after hearing this I have too
ew.
everyone has muscles on their eyeballs, how do you think they turn around?
@@fsmoura Those muscles are behind your eyeballs. This guy's got muscles ON his eyeballs!
I ate a bowl of nails for breakest without any milk
This makes about 10th maybe 11th time listening since first hearing yesterday.
I put this song on when I'm reading Arawn, Lady Death, Medieval Spawn, and Angela. Awesome song.
Simplesmente perfeito ! Amo muito !
Foda msm ! \m/
br o/ :V
Luana Sampaio Melhor música!
***** nem, woden hertz um-ilha
O povo da terra de Tia Dilma curti
This song shames manlyness for not being manly enough!
The Hu- Wolf Totem
My cat listened to this, it became a jaguar
My cat was listening this masterpiece. She's a dragon now....
Now i want to create a badass warrior in Skyrim
No, create a badass warrior in real life. Yourself. Improve yourself.
Muhammad Abbas Abd Al-Hamid Akeem El-Hakeed Ahmad Muktar El-Housseini agreed lol it makes me wanna go skin a mastadon
São Paulo!
Muhammad Abbas Abd Al-Hamid Akeem El-Hakeed Ahmad Muktar El-Housseini Yup. I use to listen this song at the temple of iron.
Why make a pretend warrior when you can make yourself into a real one?
just discovered this today, never heard them before. dang song broke my awesomeness meter. bless you youtube + your seemingly random sidebar.
hace ya como 3 años que he bascado esté grupo musical.
Por fin he logrado encontrarlo.
I had to add this one to the workout mix. I was pushing myself to do one more set on the incline bench when I came across this. My muscles suddenly increased threefold, I sprouted a long white beard, and was able to finish my set with ease. Alas, when the sing ended, I became a skinny old man again. Still, I'm playing this one on "Heavy" day every time, from now on.