Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: BLASTFIGHTER

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  • Опубліковано 22 сер 2024

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  • @TheBrandonTenold
    @TheBrandonTenold  5 років тому +196

    Stallone may have drawn first blood, but Michael Sopkiw's the one who gave us "Blastfighter"!

    • @mrmysterious8124
      @mrmysterious8124 5 років тому +2

      Can you look at a Dinosaurs Movie Call Baby secret of the lost legend🐊

    • @Tigerfire75
      @Tigerfire75 5 років тому +5

      What still no Ice Pirates movie? Are you worried about get space herpes?

    • @wstine79
      @wstine79 5 років тому +2

      Hope he reviews Devilfish. It has dolphins, electricians, and paper mache fish monsters.

    • @Purple_Austin
      @Purple_Austin 5 років тому +2

      Could you please review one of the robocop movies

    • @BobBob-kw2xq
      @BobBob-kw2xq 5 років тому

      do highlander 2 the original

  • @GloryHulle
    @GloryHulle 2 роки тому +23

    I too was more upset by the deer than Connie.
    Also, I find your quest to raise public awareness of Michael Spokiw to be most noble. It’s already working!

  • @youdontknowme8129
    @youdontknowme8129 5 років тому +117

    "Damn! This thing is like Hawkeye's arrows. Except badass!" Shots fired! Pun intended!

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 4 роки тому +9

      I always thought Hawkeye hanging out with the Avengers was hilarious, like they secretly keep him around just to make jokes behind is back. Like:
      Thor: "Hail, Brother Hawkeye! I need your help, my mighty Norse God powers were useless against this fiend! I need your arrows to slay this terrible ghoul!"
      Hawkeye: "you got it buddy!"
      Thor: *giggles*
      Hawkeye: *fucking dies*

    • @TheEyez187
      @TheEyez187 2 роки тому

      @@arthas640 If the same accident that befell Nick Fury (cat) happened to him and he too wore an eyepatch. You know they'd call him Japseye behind his back... or to his left periphery!! ;o No wonder he died. Arrow's Vs Ghouls, Japseye may as well have been firing blanks!!
      Loki's a funny wanker as well. On Clint Barton's headstone, he changed the li to a u, the B to an F and the o to an i.

    • @tuckerbowen4626
      @tuckerbowen4626 2 роки тому +2

      I mean he only saves the rest of the team like every other week...

    • @OldMastyr3
      @OldMastyr3 2 роки тому

      @@arthas640 You know what's hilarious? Your parents thinking it was a good idea to have children. That is comedy on a cosmic scale.

    • @user-lj9tk7ji1c
      @user-lj9tk7ji1c Місяць тому

      Cu t​@@arthas640

  • @9specter528
    @9specter528 5 років тому +135

    Sniper Spas-12...
    ...welp, now I've seen everything.

    • @TheXell
      @TheXell 5 років тому +20

      Normally I'd ask you if you've seen a man eating his own head, but considering the nature of Brandon's channnel, I'm too afraid of the answer.

    • @MrMoron231
      @MrMoron231 5 років тому +4

      It might be possible as a spaz can use probably every shell available such as a slug giving it more range probably not enough to hit 100 meters but like maybe 50 meters

    • @canyonfox45thisismygoodsid68
      @canyonfox45thisismygoodsid68 5 років тому +4

      @@MrMoron231 A 50 meter spaz, definitely a Southern tweaker!

    • @crazysilly2914
      @crazysilly2914 3 роки тому +2

      @@canyonfox45thisismygoodsid68 Shotgun snipa'

    • @TraTranc
      @TraTranc 3 роки тому +4

      The SPAS-12 was actually pretty good at 100mt when using slugs.

  • @ek9509
    @ek9509 Рік тому +7

    3:40: That's called the Franchi SPAS-12;
    The SPAS-12 is a combat shotgun manufactured by the Italian firearms company, Franchi, from 1979 to 2000. It is a dual-mode shotgun, adjustable for semi-automatic or pump-action operation at the push of a button in accordance with the type of ammunition being used at the time. The idea behind the dual modes is to have the weapon cycle in semi-automatic when using normal shells, while the pump-action setting is for low-pressure ammo such as beanbag or baton rounds. To switch modes, the user simply needs to push down a button on the underside of the forend, then either lock the forearm forward (semi-automatic) or slide it back towards the shooter (pump-action). A series of two guidelines engraved onto the top of the heatshield serves as the mode indicator when matched up to the rear end of the pump sleeve; the forend matched up against the front guide denotes semi-automatic mode, and pump action for the rearward line. Several iterations of the SPAS-12 existed throughout its 21-year production run, with four different stock types (fixed, folding, removed and skeletal) and three manners of safety mechanisms, though perhaps the foldable stock version is the most well-known, either with or without the bracing hook on the buttstock. Most depictions of the SPAS-12 in video games feature the shotgun with the first-generation lever safety.
    The SPAS-12 was sold primarily to law enforcement customers and on the civilian market and has been featured in many movies, TV shows, and video games. Originally envisioned as a dedicated and rugged police shotgun, the SPAS acronym initially stood for Special Purpose Automatic Shotgun but was later renamed to Sporting Purpose Automatic Shotgun in the hope this name would be less likely to cause problems with exports to the United States. The sale of the SPAS-12 in the United States was originally through Firearms Import and Export (FIE), and later American Arms Inc. following FIE's closure. Both "generations" of the shotgun bear distinctive features, however, most notably the magazine tube capacity (only FIE SPAS-12s have full-length tubes) and safety type (FIE SPAS-12s in their original configuration have the recalled lever safety that often failed to engage, and on some units could even fire the weapon if it was disengaged while a shell was chambered; the ones on American Arms SPAS-12s are a reliable button-type cross-bolt safety). Importation of the SPAS-12 into the United States ceased in 1994 following the advent of the Assault Weapons Ban, and official production stopped in 2000 with around 37,000 made, making it a relatively rare (and understandably expensive) weapon nowadays, with less than two thousand units ever having made it onto American soil. The SPAS-12 has since been succeeded by the Franchi SPAS-15 combat shotgun, which has also been discontinued.
    Owing to its impressive appearance, the SPAS-12 is often depicted in media as a "hero's gun" or advanced/prototype weapon of sorts, being essentially the shotgun equivalent of the Desert Eagle semi-automatic pistol. Films and video games made during the 1980s and 1990s often have the SPAS-12 being used as a police shotgun, which is not incorrect, however, such a sight, in reality, is rare. In actuality, the SPAS-12 was plagued with a plethora of technical shortcomings that made it unpopular among law enforcement units. Most of the complaints were directed towards its heavy weight, its a fragile safety mechanism that is prone to breaking and/or not working half the time, the numerous sharp edges on the folding stock, the stiffness of the forearm in pump-action mode (since the forend pushes on the action rather than being directly attached to it), and the reliability issues when using even full-power loads in semi-auto. Another issue that is often overlooked in media is how unwieldy it is to reload the weapon; since the carrier latch also doubles as the SPAS-12's bolt release, reloading it requires the user to upend the shotgun while keeping the button depressed in order to insert fresh shells, as the carrier will be immobilized otherwise. Most depictions in games simply have the user jamming additional shells into the weapon while ignoring the release button entirely.
    The SPAS-12 is often depicted as being used almost exclusively in pump-action mode: this is largely a product of movies since the SPAS will flatly refuse to cycle even the hottest blanks in semi-auto mode. Strictly speaking, it is incorrect to show it in semi-auto consistently cycling anything other than magnum buckshot or high-power slugs. Certain video games also oddly have the player character rack the pump while the weapon is in semi-automatic mode, which is not possible.
    Derivatives of the SPAS-12 are the Franchi LAW-12 (semi-automatic only), the PA3 and PA7 / PA8 series (pump-action only) and the SAS-12 (pump-action only). Some parts interchange, but little more than stocks can do so without some serious modification.
    Franchi SPAS-12: www.imfdb.org/images/5/5f/SPAS12.jpg
    Franchi SPAS-15: www.imfdb.org/images/6/62/Franchi_spas15.jpg
    Desert Eagle: www.imfdb.org/images/a/a9/Desert-Eagle.jpeg
    Franchi LAW-12: www.imfdb.org/images/1/1c/Franchi_LAW-12.jpg
    Franchi PA3: www.imfdb.org/images/b/bc/FranchiPA3.jpg
    Franchi PA7: www.imfdb.org/images/7/76/PA7.jpg
    Franchi PA8: www.imfdb.org/images/6/6e/Franchi_PA8_-1-.jpg
    Franchi SAS-12: www.imfdb.org/images/7/72/SAS-12.jpg

    • @thejackbull210
      @thejackbull210 7 місяців тому +2

      There is always, ALWAYS an American somewhere in the comment section willing to tell everyone everything they didn't need to know about a gun.

  • @dubuyajay9964
    @dubuyajay9964 5 років тому +42

    Yes! Tennold and Cine-Masochist in the same video!

  • @williamcrowe2576
    @williamcrowe2576 5 років тому +80

    Y'know, I would consider the "Supergun" in this movie a literal Chekhov's Gun; the hero only puts it to use in the third act.

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens 2 роки тому +2

      Fair, but not entirely sure you should be expecting high-level dramatic structure from "Blastfighter". Pretty sure they only left it because they wanted the gun to be super-badass and if Tiger had pulled it out any earlier, the movie would have ended then.

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 5 місяців тому

      @@michaelccozens in-universe you could explain it by saying the gun had limited ammo he didn't want to waste.

  • @thenightrider2121
    @thenightrider2121 5 років тому +28

    Can't get enough love for Michael Sopkiw in general, nor Blastfighter. Both are wonderful.

  • @anthonyhudak9363
    @anthonyhudak9363 5 років тому +145

    It's John Wick but with a deer

    • @JEMurl
      @JEMurl 5 років тому +7

      ....... If John Wick
      Was lame A/F

    • @user-jv7gr1jb3r
      @user-jv7gr1jb3r 5 років тому +8

      @@JEMurl John Wick is lame as fuck.
      But since it's Keanu we give it a pass. He's cool.

    • @FrenchToast663
      @FrenchToast663 5 років тому +8

      John Deere? *BA DUM TSSS*

    • @thevillagetroublemaker
      @thevillagetroublemaker 5 років тому +3

      we need John Wick x Jackie Chan.

    • @2445elijah
      @2445elijah 3 роки тому +1

      A John Doe Wick if you will

  • @leeeide1948
    @leeeide1948 5 років тому +12

    I love Brandon's delivery and hilarious comments. He's my favorite movie reviewer.

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 5 років тому +77

    I like these new Title Cards. Makes Brandon look like an anime character.

    • @danstiver9135
      @danstiver9135 5 років тому +5

      He should change his last name to “Heat”. (Now to see if anyone gets that old reference...)

    • @burningbronze7555
      @burningbronze7555 5 років тому +1

      @@danstiver9135 doubt we do could you explain?

    • @danstiver9135
      @danstiver9135 5 років тому +2

      @@burningbronze7555 Gungrave

  • @mrreasonable7461
    @mrreasonable7461 5 років тому +105

    Fun fact, the shotgun he was using is made in Italy.

    • @Don-ds3dy
      @Don-ds3dy 5 років тому +48

      That Spas was 1/3 the film's budget.

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 4 роки тому +7

      @@Don-ds3dy reminds me of Michael bay, like how he spends 80% of the budget on explosives, 10% on CGI, 9% on big name actors, and the spare change in his pocket on the script

    • @Fwufikins
      @Fwufikins 4 роки тому +10

      @@arthas640 Nah, Michael Bay writes the script ON the change in his pocket. Plot holes happen when he accidentally uses a script dollar at the office vending machine.

    • @011keepers
      @011keepers 3 роки тому +2

      Same shotgun from Jurassic Park..

    • @afrog2666
      @afrog2666 3 роки тому +1

      @@Don-ds3dy How weird is it to call a gun a spas and it actually sells well :p
      Such a spas lol

  • @jetfire851
    @jetfire851 5 років тому +17

    Ooh does this mean Brandon will tackle Devilfish? It's a personal favorite MST3K episode.

  • @philipbourne
    @philipbourne 5 років тому +14

    "You have everything to lose and I have everything to gain." - Petar Gagic

  • @WhatHoSnorkers
    @WhatHoSnorkers 5 років тому +11

    So glad I've grown a moustache to harness the power of my inner badass!

  • @mordecaieagle4240
    @mordecaieagle4240 5 років тому +7

    I had a shitty day at work but maybe this will save my birthday. Thanks Brandon for the excellent timing at uploading this.

  • @MickeyD2012
    @MickeyD2012 5 років тому +14

    Are you telling me "Knife After Dark" wasn't just made up for GTA Vice City?

  • @MickeyD2012
    @MickeyD2012 5 років тому +19

    This movie is probably the reason we can't have SPAS-12s now.

    • @TheSefirosu200x
      @TheSefirosu200x 4 роки тому +4

      Hmm, imagine that, an Italian exploitation film doing some good in the world!

    • @Juicewski2
      @Juicewski2 4 роки тому +2

      @patrick howard Atleast there still is Fabarm STF 12, while pump action only, it is inspired by Spas 12's looks and handling.

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot 5 років тому +16

    His powers is in his mustache. Sort of like a Latter-Day Sampson. I'm sure James Cameron or Steven Spielberg could make it work.

  • @Rando1975
    @Rando1975 5 років тому +10

    Cool to see The Cine-masochist hack into the video!

  • @thenightrider2121
    @thenightrider2121 5 років тому +12

    7:07 must be why every Italian director cites John Landis as an influence.

  • @mephosto
    @mephosto 5 років тому +6

    i legit love this film. my film tastes have been (warped) improved thanks to guys like brandon and the cine-masochist.

  • @nooctip
    @nooctip 5 років тому +19

    The first was for his animal. Now it's for a snarky Canadian. Blastfighter 2 the Blastining.

    • @johnivanoplimo5172
      @johnivanoplimo5172 5 років тому +5

      Then followed by Blastfighter 3: Master Blasters.

    • @JamesMC04
      @JamesMC04 5 років тому +3

      Blastfighter 4: Blast-off to Venus

    • @Loonaticx
      @Loonaticx 5 років тому +2

      Blastfighter 5: The Reblastening(aka never gonna blast you up)

  • @AutoArtemAuto
    @AutoArtemAuto 5 років тому +7

    That gun reminds me of the Caster Piece from Outlaw Star: Multipowered futuristic handgun that could shoot anything, even magical spells.

    • @Beardedvikingweirdo
      @Beardedvikingweirdo 5 років тому

      That reminds me. I need to get to watching it again now that it's on Hulu

  • @brad192944
    @brad192944 5 років тому +6

    I appreciate that you choose to do a Lamberto Bava movie. I would love to see you do Demons and Demons 2.

  • @Deception975
    @Deception975 5 років тому +6

    "If you've been watching this show for a while..."
    Me: He might as well make that shirt his "costume" for this "character."

  • @NaginataMike
    @NaginataMike 5 років тому +26

    Italian Rambo! :) With a SPAS-12.

    • @9specter528
      @9specter528 5 років тому +5

      ...a Sniper Spas-12, may I add.

    • @randomguy2518
      @randomguy2518 4 роки тому +1

      Should have been a full-auto Blunderbuss instead, or at least a semi-Auto double barrel musket instead

  • @DakoGuyver
    @DakoGuyver 5 років тому +21

    Brings new meaning to Boomstick XD

  • @jackdoe552
    @jackdoe552 Рік тому +1

    15:51 "How did he scream after exploding?" 😆

  • @timothygordon7344
    @timothygordon7344 5 років тому +6

    Michael Sopkiw - underrated actor who performed in some underrated films. Tough career choice.

  • @KRhetor
    @KRhetor 5 років тому +2

    The Deliverance Banjo Kid looks like Gary Oldman in State of Grace.

  • @davidj.thompson
    @davidj.thompson 5 років тому +10

    Did you notice how much the leads in these knock-offs look an awful lot like Franco Nero in his prime?

  • @alencarmaiaalvim6541
    @alencarmaiaalvim6541 5 років тому +2

    I like 80's Italian action movies! Thanks,Brandon.

  • @chrishill2798
    @chrishill2798 5 років тому +3

    Whoa! One of Connie's friends is Michele Soavi director of Cemetery Man!

    • @varanid9
      @varanid9 5 років тому

      Really? Which one, the younger one?

    • @chrishill2798
      @chrishill2798 5 років тому

      @@varanid9 yep!

  • @K4rt80y
    @K4rt80y 5 років тому +7

    13:27 Oh, look its T.C from Magnum P.I.

  • @OfLegendBorn
    @OfLegendBorn 4 роки тому +2

    Saw this movie on TV in a hotel room while on vacation with the family in the late 80s when I was a kid. Only thing I could ever remember about it was the special shotgun, what seemed like glass shells, a cabin, and a girlfriend or something. Wondered for years what the movie was. Glad to finally mark it off the "What WAS that?" list.

  • @akildukes7499
    @akildukes7499 5 років тому +10

    CineMasochist?! I gotta play the lottery today!

    • @fiveways
      @fiveways 5 років тому +2

      Seriously why his channel isn't more popular baffles me.

    • @JnEricsonx
      @JnEricsonx 5 років тому +1

      @@fiveways I know right? I'm actually the frigging guy who gets mentioned at the start of his Split Second review! Because I'd ask him to review it every 2 or 3 months.

  • @MicrowaveJellyfish
    @MicrowaveJellyfish 5 років тому +7

    "But in the meantime, where can people find Peter lamenting the fact that he can't watch many of these weird necrophiliac priest movies?"
    Heh. Brandon's channel this week, apparently.

  • @markiangooley
    @markiangooley 5 років тому +5

    With a deer it’s The Yearling

  • @largovivaaustin5056
    @largovivaaustin5056 5 років тому +3

    Hey I was looking forward to seeing this review! A few weeks ago I've watched your video on 2019, and to say I kinda enjoyed. Just because of that I got nearly hooked on to channel, until I realized there wasn't really anything else I watch (movie review wise, I didn't care for those films). However thankful enough UA-cam recommended me this video. Thanks for reading my comment!
    P.s. can you review more old Italian exploitation films please?

  • @optimalhazza
    @optimalhazza 5 років тому +9

    I know others might suggest another Godzilla movie, but why not another non-Godzilla toho film, like the Mysterians or Atragon?

  • @demonduckofdoom7300
    @demonduckofdoom7300 5 років тому +9

    Taking bets for how long it'll take for Brandon to get to Devil Fish.

  • @OldHickory1971
    @OldHickory1971 5 років тому +6

    Great job, as always, on another Italian "classic".

  • @tskmaster3837
    @tskmaster3837 5 років тому +3

    Wow... I mostly just think of Lamberto Bava being Mario Bava's son because it's Mario Bava.
    Well, I mean, Mario Bava's son. The guy whose father directed Black Sabbath and Black Sunday which are two different movies... somehow.
    The most incredible feat in Italian film history.

  • @wopjohn
    @wopjohn 5 років тому +6

    Cinemasochist channel pretty awesome too

  • @MetaSynForYourSoul
    @MetaSynForYourSoul 5 років тому +2

    Fun fact: You can find this movie and Dog Lay Afternoon on UA-cam.

  • @shainewhite2781
    @shainewhite2781 5 років тому +2

    Cabin in the woods and Silence of the Lambs in the same reference!!😂4:40.

  • @TheUssrcjak47
    @TheUssrcjak47 2 роки тому +1

    That’s actually my town, the banjo kid was a greeter at out Walmart

  • @KyleRobots
    @KyleRobots Рік тому +1

    Future Force and its sequel both have that issue of 'Uh, why not keep your super weapon ALL THE TIME, idiot?'

  • @leemullen433
    @leemullen433 5 років тому +3

    Please experience the joy of “The Alien Factor”.

  • @TraTranc
    @TraTranc 3 роки тому

    This movie is a full-blown ad for the Franchi SPAS-12 more than _The Terminator_ and _Jurassic Park_ combined.

  • @brianchristgau1415
    @brianchristgau1415 5 років тому +2

    Excellent review, but you just missed *one* teensy tiny detail (that only sicko Italian Exploitation movie freaks like me would know): Sopkiw's daugheter's friend is played by Michele Soavi, director of CEMETERY MAN. Keep up the great work!

    • @royshaheer
      @royshaheer Рік тому +1

      And he missed it in that movie's review... But that's great that you mentioned it here

  • @OldSchoolCurt
    @OldSchoolCurt 5 років тому +1

    This dude should have a million followers! He is clearly the funniest reviewer on UA-cam! Tenold, phelous and monster island buddies are the best youtubers!

  • @Bonzulac
    @Bonzulac 5 років тому +15

    "Jail" and "prison" aren't interchangeable terms. They're two different things.

    • @Bonzulac
      @Bonzulac 5 років тому +5

      @Jo Te Nerd who's been to jail and knows the difference.

  • @morphman86
    @morphman86 5 років тому +1

    I was looking up films I used to see as a kid. I was looking at the IMDB entry for The Exterminator, and this film was the first recommendation on that.
    Then I thought "I haven't watched Tenold in a while, what's happened on this channel?" and this is the latest video here.
    What a coincidence.
    Also, if you thought it was bad that Blastfighter didn't have the Blaster until the last few minutes, you'll be sorely disappointed with the lack of a full Flamethrower Suit in The Exterminator!

  • @1TakoyakiStore
    @1TakoyakiStore 5 років тому +2

    Why does Michael Sopkiw look like the love child of of Kurt Russell and Ben Browder here?

  • @mathieuleader8601
    @mathieuleader8601 5 років тому

    the whole deer slaying scene reminds of how Bambi would die in a Disney reimagining

  • @canyonfox45thisismygoodsid68
    @canyonfox45thisismygoodsid68 5 років тому +1

    The super gun is an Italian also.Franchi

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 5 років тому +7

    Great review. Hope you can review Devilfish sometime.

    • @Don-ds3dy
      @Don-ds3dy 5 років тому +1

      Devilfish sounds like it will either be a low budget B-monster movie or an entertaining documentary on an African fish.

  • @Shepherd3066
    @Shepherd3066 Рік тому +1

    Italian movie featuring one of the best movie guns ever made which is Italian the franchi SPAS-12

  • @ryansextremegaming
    @ryansextremegaming 2 роки тому +1

    " We don't take kindly to your type around here. "
    " Well I don't take kindly to your type around here."

  • @dirkjewitt5037
    @dirkjewitt5037 4 роки тому +2

    He kind of looks like "Stiffler" from the "American Pie" series.

  • @DrBoneright
    @DrBoneright 5 років тому

    Michael Rappaport, Ethan Coen THE NAKED MAN. Chiropractor by day,
    Wrestler by night. Eddy Bliss suffers a tragedy and takes on his
    wrestling persona as a super hero. The Naked Man. Michael Rappaport
    and Ethan Coen!! DARK Comedy. Cult Classic.

  • @popuptarget7386
    @popuptarget7386 5 років тому +1

    To be fair, he got a round through the arm which would have gone through Connie as well. Of course, his arm would be broken the rest of the movie if it were not for the 'stache.

  • @yoda908
    @yoda908 4 роки тому +1

    I would actually classify the firearm at 3:40 a prototype to the the firearms used by judge Dredd.

  • @lazarzilla4871
    @lazarzilla4871 5 років тому +2

    Please think about reviewing Varan 1958

  • @IlluminatedSiha
    @IlluminatedSiha 5 років тому

    The intro song followed Michael Sopkiw to the jungle trekking in Massacre In Dinosaur Valley.

  • @ConstantineFurman
    @ConstantineFurman 5 років тому

    I believe Mario Bava did use the "John Old" pseudonym. Maybe on "Knives of the Avenger"?
    And Cine-Masochist should've mentioned Lamberto worked on "Inferno" with Argento AND Mario Bava. He was apparently in charge of throwing cats at Daria Nicolodi.

  • @mikedurant78
    @mikedurant78 5 років тому +7

    Next you should do the movie Seytan, a turkish knockoff of the Exorcist, that is just begging to be riffed on. please try.

  • @comicsdude3166
    @comicsdude3166 5 років тому +2

    Thanks Cine machosist. I am gonna check out Lambarto's movies.

    • @demonduckofdoom7300
      @demonduckofdoom7300 5 років тому +2

      I can personally confirm that Demons is a masterpiece.

  • @011keepers
    @011keepers 3 роки тому

    The shotgun that was used against Veliciraptors in Jurassic Park

  • @jerkfudgewater147
    @jerkfudgewater147 5 років тому +5

    do CLASS OF 1999!!!!
    and whatever the hell ‘Dog Lay Afternoon’ is

    • @SuperFunkmachine
      @SuperFunkmachine 5 років тому

      Maybe youtube might have issues with a ultra-sleazy porno and zoophilia.

    • @jerkfudgewater147
      @jerkfudgewater147 5 років тому +1

      SuperFunkmachine we don’t know that’s what it is

    • @SuperFunkmachine
      @SuperFunkmachine 5 років тому +1

      @@jerkfudgewater147 Read the imdb, that's what it is.

  • @karlomorser9429
    @karlomorser9429 5 років тому

    I knew Cine-Masochist was gonna show up as soon as I saw title! Love that guy!

  • @SavoxYT
    @SavoxYT 4 роки тому

    No mention of the fact that Connie's friends are clearly in their forties?

  • @itowmyhome797
    @itowmyhome797 Рік тому +1

    Thank you

  • @robertfolkner9253
    @robertfolkner9253 Рік тому +1

    William Reddin from “Deliverance.”

  • @xkumanekox
    @xkumanekox 5 років тому +2

    Do more Fulci and Claudio Fragasso movies!

  • @JJDBaca
    @JJDBaca 3 роки тому

    02:36 - Love that music
    "oompa chicka backa chicka
    oompa chicka backa chicka"

  • @mrjay288
    @mrjay288 5 років тому

    Honestly dude....you are without a shadow of a doubt my favourite reviewer on the net...your dry sarcasm is a breath of fresh air....and your basically commenting on my video youth...only movie on your list I've not seen is The Dark....and I've only avoided that one cos you said it was super bad...and yes, A.P.E. Is atrocious..😉😂😂....well done my Canuck friend....excelsior work.....greetings from Scotland..

  • @Axolotl_Mischief
    @Axolotl_Mischief 5 років тому +1

    Have you ever covered Univited? If not, you mos def should. Love the hell out of the Rifftrax vers.

  • @chicostephenson
    @chicostephenson 5 років тому

    How can you not love a movie with every single action movie clique done as badly as possible.

  • @willtheangrydudeist9120
    @willtheangrydudeist9120 5 років тому +1

    Have you done the 80s movie Looker with Albert Finney???

  • @earthhound
    @earthhound 5 років тому +1

    Blastfighter meets Deathstalker

  • @johnnydoe6325
    @johnnydoe6325 5 років тому +12

    So John Wick ripped off an Italian Ripoff?...Cool!

  • @rdfranciswriter
    @rdfranciswriter 5 років тому

    Speaking of First Blood: Ruckus (1980), starring Dirk "Starbuck" Benedict, used the poster art from Blastfigther on its VHS and DVD reissues. Adding to the confusion: Mark "Trash" Gregory's Rambo-rip, Afghanistan: The Last War Bus (1989), had it's poster art ripped and used on Ruckus reissues. Am I hinting Ruckus gets the Tenold treatment? Yep. Why? Because seeing a Ruckus-poster reimaging of cartoon-Brandon posing with a flaming molotov cocktail is what we live for.

  • @frankcaputo3188
    @frankcaputo3188 5 років тому +1

    Italian film where the main character uses an Italian gun the spas 12

  • @danielevolpi5255
    @danielevolpi5255 3 роки тому

    Dear Brendon, are you sure that the photo is of the master Bava? I could be wrong but it looks so much like that of his great friend and colleague Freda ...

  • @moknbyrd
    @moknbyrd Рік тому

    DANG! Tom got Magnum P.I.'s helicopter. Cool !

  • @ramblinwriter4987
    @ramblinwriter4987 4 роки тому

    HOLY SHIT--- IT'S THE CINE-MASOCHIST!!!

  • @garywynnroberts
    @garywynnroberts 5 років тому

    There i was with nothing left to watch and yet again Brandon come through for me .

  • @futuristica1710
    @futuristica1710 5 років тому +2

    80s italo pop forever!

  • @call_me_a_florida_man
    @call_me_a_florida_man 3 роки тому

    Legend has it that that exact gun the spas 12 can shoot all those things

  • @wopjohn
    @wopjohn 5 років тому +3

    10:25 Michele Soavi. Italian director

  • @Predator20357
    @Predator20357 3 роки тому

    That’s amazing they used the Spas-12 which is basically the “Let’s make it use all sorts of ammunition!” Shotgun

  • @jameswoodard4304
    @jameswoodard4304 4 роки тому

    Sopkiw with a mustache looks like Seann William Scott with a mustache.

  • @jonhufford6980
    @jonhufford6980 3 роки тому

    Yes, Mario Bava signed a few of his movies as John m old, such as whip and the body. And if I remember right, it’s a take off on some hammer studio directors signing with the last name of Younger.

  • @freedomfirst5557
    @freedomfirst5557 2 роки тому

    "You Turkey"..............I haven't heard that in forty years.

  • @derekedwards5390
    @derekedwards5390 5 років тому

    Cine-Masochist,,, Fuck yea!!!! 💘 Awesome collaboration¡¡¡¡😎

  • @Sorgybaby
    @Sorgybaby 4 роки тому

    You know you're in deep when you start recognizing all the references.

  • @gutspuck721
    @gutspuck721 5 років тому +1

    Damn! Cars was so highly combustible in the 80s!