Trump In India: Cricket, Vegetarian Food, Fun With Pronunciation

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  • President Trump, who began his visit to India with an address to a massive crowd, is expected to have as much trouble with that country's vegetarian cuisine as he did with pronouncing Indian places and names in his speech. #Monologue #Comedy #Colbert
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  • @suyashawasthi1
    @suyashawasthi1 4 роки тому +2459

    6:34. Do Americans believe that "Namaste" is some higher form of yoga chant?
    It is actually used as "Hello".

  • @RiteshAcharya
    @RiteshAcharya 3 роки тому +591

    I love how none of the talk show hosts dare to pronounce Swami Vivekananda themselves.

    • @adityap8387
      @adityap8387 3 роки тому +63

      Thats what i was thinking. But Trevor could. He spoke Hindi fluently

    • @allahfence9082
      @allahfence9082 2 роки тому +3

      @@adityap8387 He practiced from his script lol.

    • @adios04
      @adios04 2 роки тому

      @@adityap8387 nice name

    • @ARS1508
      @ARS1508 2 роки тому +9

      Isn’t that more respectful? Refrain from butchering a name than to pronounce it incorrectly ?

    • @meghanwilliams7507
      @meghanwilliams7507 2 роки тому +2

      It’s not that difficult , maybe they just didn’t feel like pronouncing an Indian name cause the centre of the Satire was Trump .

  • @StephanSingh2495
    @StephanSingh2495 4 роки тому +2446

    Of course Trump is famous in India, he's our meme material.

  • @TanayaAmar
    @TanayaAmar 4 роки тому +991

    Well honestly, Namaste has no direct correlation to yoga. It's something we say as a greeting and it translates to "The God in me bows to the God in you" or simply "I bow to you".

    • @sieekakhan6761
      @sieekakhan6761 4 роки тому +63

      There is something about greeting Namaste that is so soothing, maybe that is why a lot of people connect it to yoga. But that is nice to know

    • @TanayaAmar
      @TanayaAmar 4 роки тому +41

      First Red I said there's no "direct" correlation. They all stem from the same source though - the Vedas.

    • @nothing.lasts.forever
      @nothing.lasts.forever 4 роки тому +8

      Yes it has,

    • @Currs869
      @Currs869 4 роки тому +31

      Namaste is no where related to Yoga..its Just a part of a pose in Yoga practice. The word Namaste Mean's that I respect the God or the Spirit soul within You.

    • @jsr1827
      @jsr1827 4 роки тому +10

      Namaste is deeply related with yoga. I've PhD in yoga psychology.

  • @CT-um7zq
    @CT-um7zq 4 роки тому +433

    Honestly, Trevor , Seth and Stephen need to stop taking time off together. _It should be illegal!!!_

    • @Keallei
      @Keallei 4 роки тому +2

      C T signed

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 4 роки тому +8

      Honestly I forgot that trevor existed, after his blatant pandering to the right I stopped following him but seriously I wish a the comedians would alternate breaks

    • @Vagajammer
      @Vagajammer 4 роки тому +20

      They definitely need to stagger their time off, especially with Donald "Breaking News" Drumpf in charge. Too much happens in a 24 hour period for all three of them to be simultaneously taking time off

    • @kimclarke9745
      @kimclarke9745 4 роки тому +4

      I just said that too. Lol 😂

    • @dianabb2141
      @dianabb2141 4 роки тому +9

      Agreed. We need to be weaned off them like drug addicts

  • @SandraNelson063
    @SandraNelson063 4 роки тому +556

    David Ayres is a joy to see. He is an emergency goalie for the Marlies and the Leafs and practices with them. He is also a kids hockey coach. He is also a kidney transplant recipient.

    • @globalwarmhugs7741
      @globalwarmhugs7741 4 роки тому +45

      @Deborah Hennessey shhhhh, don't expose social programs as good... you'll get called a commie!! #canadaiswaybestest

    • @igorschmidlapp6987
      @igorschmidlapp6987 4 роки тому +68

      Is he interested in being an "Emergency President"? ;-P

    • @stevencooke6451
      @stevencooke6451 4 роки тому +52

      I live in Toronto and there was no way I could cheer against him on Saturday. It's a fantastic story, and with the Hurricanes donating proceeds of the sales of his hockey shirt to kidney research the story keeps getting better.

    • @bayaburgers386
      @bayaburgers386 4 роки тому +13

      thank u for sharing this!! I'm Canadian too! THATS A TRUE CANADIAN!!

    • @meatwad74
      @meatwad74 4 роки тому +9

      ya most stories left out the zamboni driver part and concentrated on him being the practice goalie. the part that Colbert completely left out

  • @maryrogers3343
    @maryrogers3343 4 роки тому +1485

    India had twice as many people in that stadium, as the total Americans who attended his inauguration. 😂

    • @pushkarsingh2536
      @pushkarsingh2536 4 роки тому +105

      @Mityme Istemporary it's not true, majority of people of India love our prime minister modi, because of many government schemes like free homes for poor, free hospital treatment for poor people, he increased reservation in government jobs for differently able people, schemes for increasing farmers income, free cooking gas cylinders to poor people...... And he sleeps only 3 hours day and works 18 hours a day and countless things you'll be surprised after knowing that

    • @pushkarsingh2536
      @pushkarsingh2536 4 роки тому +47

      @Mityme Istemporary he belongs to very poor family, his father sell tea in railway station and he helps his father in work, his mother was housemaid

    • @pushkarsingh2536
      @pushkarsingh2536 4 роки тому +54

      @Mityme Istemporary I said majority of indian and how dare you to compare the leader of world's largest democracy to kim

    • @pushkarsingh2536
      @pushkarsingh2536 4 роки тому +41

      @Mityme Istemporary he is second most followed leader on twitter, who are those people??? Americans!!

    • @parimal7528
      @parimal7528 4 роки тому +47

      @Mityme Istemporary And who are you? Advocate of Islamic terrorist or paid troll of Chinese PLA?

  • @juanvelez8564
    @juanvelez8564 4 роки тому +932

    7:30 --- Spelled "Ahmedabad," pronounced "Ahmabad," 'cause he *is* bad. He's a baaad man.
    8:14 --- Spelled "Gujarat," pronounced "Gujah"
    8:20 --- Spelled "Sachin Tendulkar," pronounced "Soo chin tin-doe-kur"
    8:25 --- Spelled "Vivekananda," pronounced "Vee-vay Kah-moon-noon"
    And for Stephen, 9:00 --- the Taj Mahal is not Hindu, it is a Muslim mausoleum.

    • @Trade1001
      @Trade1001 4 роки тому +75

      That's how accurate these channels are

    • @blazingcentaur6498
      @blazingcentaur6498 4 роки тому +75

      Swami viveka nintendo

    • @sharmajikabetaofficial6482
      @sharmajikabetaofficial6482 4 роки тому +35

      Swami Vive *come on NUN*

    • @geetapandita751
      @geetapandita751 4 роки тому +57

      For Ur info check it was a Hindu temple of lord Shiva which was destroyed and turned into this * "Taj Mahal"* Check the truth on google

    • @murtazahamid6141
      @murtazahamid6141 4 роки тому +16

      This guy is seriously super lame , it was hardly funny and highly hypocritical since he himself pronounced namaste wrong, check out trevor noah cover this same news

  • @MagusFyre
    @MagusFyre 4 роки тому +819

    Its refreshing to see how diverse the crowd is behind Bernie.

    • @Ariels888
      @Ariels888 4 роки тому +30

      That's what I noticed too. They roar for Bernie, but they literally sprint to get away from trumpty dumpty!!!! 🥚

    • @sallybowles2781
      @sallybowles2781 4 роки тому +40

      Any remotely sane person will sprint away from the Dumpster

    • @sharongamble9854
      @sharongamble9854 4 роки тому +6

      So what is a diverse crowd supposed to prove? Is he the only presidential candidate that has a diverse crowd surrounding him. Take a look at all the candidates and see what races are standing with them. Diversity doesn't always mean "this candidate is the best".

    • @DealsfromDanielle
      @DealsfromDanielle 4 роки тому +19

      Almost how America is suppose to be diverse and a melting pot of races and religions. THIS IS AMERICA the young, mutli cultured, not closed minded, and in debt struggling for healthcare..... we are America. Not the rich corporate bigots that are presented with stages and platforms to spew their hate. Please vote.

    • @philipclayberg4928
      @philipclayberg4928 4 роки тому +10

      dan winright: Watch "Birth of a Nation". You'd probably cheer the KKK on.

  • @teedee8536
    @teedee8536 4 роки тому +3853

    Meanwhile in India: Trump is still wandering the halls of the Taj Mahal desperately searching for the slot machines

    • @globalwarmhugs7741
      @globalwarmhugs7741 4 роки тому +75

      And to understand why such a gesture would be made for a beloved woman, as to built a beautiful monument. All he does for his women is force them to have renos on their faces and bodies.

    • @drekaahhundred5045
      @drekaahhundred5045 4 роки тому +17

      🤣

    • @5dkauhanespiritualarts775
      @5dkauhanespiritualarts775 4 роки тому +11

      Tee Dee lmao

    • @christhompson9486
      @christhompson9486 4 роки тому +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @marcuserektus
      @marcuserektus 4 роки тому +23

      He had to pose with Melanie just like Bezos did with his gf a month ago. 'Cept Bezos could actually purchase the real Taj.

  • @aaronpeart
    @aaronpeart 4 роки тому +682

    I'm a huge Leafs fan... and while it sucks to lose, I'm so happy for Dave Ayres. Just a genuine guy who got to live out a dream.

    • @michaeloconnor5904
      @michaeloconnor5904 4 роки тому +36

      I think it was Steve Dangle who pointed out that this is what it feels like to be on the opposing team to Air Bud.

    • @julialostetter8855
      @julialostetter8855 4 роки тому +28

      An ordinary dude who became a legend overnight

    • @CreepyCanuckJ
      @CreepyCanuckJ 4 роки тому +25

      Have you seen the joke picture going around? It's a list of NHL teams that have lost to zamboni drivers,, and the Leafs are the only one on it, it's great.
      I'm also a Leafs fan, but c'mon, you know your team is garbage when you can't score on a 42 year old maintenance worker.

    • @Guitarisforgrins
      @Guitarisforgrins 4 роки тому +9

      As a Leafs fan you must be super used to losing

    • @DeathToTheDictators
      @DeathToTheDictators 4 роки тому +6

      @@Guitarisforgrins lol Shots fired!

  • @Atman81
    @Atman81 4 роки тому +746

    He also uttered “ImmaBad” for Ahemadabad.

    • @suman5525
      @suman5525 4 роки тому +10

      Abbabaad

    • @bharathvasi1249
      @bharathvasi1249 4 роки тому +6

      Gujjus say Amdavad anyway.

    • @SID-tr9gj
      @SID-tr9gj 4 роки тому +4

      @@bharathvasi1249 kid its not gujjus...it's gujarati...
      You first correctly pronounce then teach others...

    • @siddhantsharma6031
      @siddhantsharma6031 4 роки тому +14

      @@SID-tr9gj gujjus is short and sweet form for describing an individual who belongs from gujrat....even i am rajasthani and i know that😂

    • @GoToMan
      @GoToMan 4 роки тому +2

      @@SID-tr9gj You should say its, you have use "it's" here. Your punctuation is horrible, ignorant kid. Go study.

  • @aljoschalong625
    @aljoschalong625 4 роки тому +446

    Criticizing Sanders, because he thinks it's important to fight illiteracy, is quite lame.

    • @CanItAlready
      @CanItAlready 4 роки тому +4

      Aljoscha Long Who's criticizing him over that?

    • @johnc1666
      @johnc1666 4 роки тому +5

      @@CanItAlready she didn't get the point about Fidel Castro, it's like saying Ted Bundy wasnt si bad , he played guitar well 😅

    • @thatonewhiteguy991
      @thatonewhiteguy991 4 роки тому +30

      The show is produced by CBS, which is owned by Viacom, which is controlled by ... wait for it ... billionaires.

    • @thatonewhiteguy991
      @thatonewhiteguy991 4 роки тому +31

      @@CanItAlready Stephen Colbert is, on a CBS show. CBS is owned by Viacom, the board of directors and CEO of Viacom stand to lose a lot of money under Sanders plan to tax wealth over $10 million. Follow the money.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 роки тому +9

      Especially when we have a president who clearly can't read.

  • @Zinfidel1
    @Zinfidel1 4 роки тому +140

    Bernie talks about one of the actual good things Castro did (which Obama did) and the media is like "see! Bernie is a horrible person!"
    Meanwhile, Trump is like "Rocket Man Kim is my friend, Erdogan is a good guy, and Putin wouldn't harm a fly!"

    • @ChicBombshell24
      @ChicBombshell24 4 роки тому +6

      Exactly.

    • @violator7964
      @violator7964 4 роки тому +6

      Yeah, but as a Bernie supporter, even I would advise him that it isn’t going to do him any good to mention Fidel Castro in his interviews.

    • @ValerieJNorse
      @ValerieJNorse 4 роки тому +7

      @@violator7964 -- Exactly! That was Colbert's point, which none of these Sanders cultists seems to understand.

    • @thehumanity0
      @thehumanity0 4 роки тому +10

      ​@@violator7964 If you watched the interview, Anderson Cooper brought it up & then CNN did an attack piece on him after. Pay attention, Bernie mostly just responds & defends himself from the biased media. Also, what he said was no different than what Obama said about Castro, they just irrationally hate Sanders.

    • @tytania3545
      @tytania3545 4 роки тому +1

      EXACTLY!

  • @scottgray493
    @scottgray493 4 роки тому +492

    The Zamboni driver, Mr. Ayers, is a better story than anything to do with our maggot in chief.

    • @hollyr.1139
      @hollyr.1139 4 роки тому +11

      You know, he might make a good write-in candidate!

    • @JeffisWinning
      @JeffisWinning 4 роки тому +6

      If only that orange Agolf Twitler in the white house had as much brains as he does wrinkles...

    • @Gravydog316
      @Gravydog316 4 роки тому +4

      LOLLL

    • @davidharris5855
      @davidharris5855 4 роки тому +8

      Even as a leaf fan his story is amazing. Gotta love a little guy makes it big story.

    • @pennyhollifield9431
      @pennyhollifield9431 4 роки тому +5

      @@JeffisWinning Yes, but not just wrinkles - that old man has the hugest eye bags! He needs bags just to carry those bags. No amount of fake suntan bronzer/foundation can hide those things!!! Ewww!

  • @prathmeshbelekar7745
    @prathmeshbelekar7745 3 роки тому +228

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Trump and Billie Ellish: Ahemdabad Guy!

  • @tumsfestival8027
    @tumsfestival8027 4 роки тому +678

    Ugh the misrepresentation of Bernie’s interview is annoying. It’s true you can analyze any organization in history and find good things without endorsing the whole thing. It’s called nuance

    • @ameliadelcastillo5424
      @ameliadelcastillo5424 4 роки тому +5

      Cameron- Take a look!! m.ua-cam.com/video/K2d3DMC6qyg/v-deo.html
      Sanders does endorse the whole thing!! He defended the confiscation of farms in Nicaragua!! And supported the SANDENITAS ... Listen to the words coming out of his MOUTH!
      Sanders is a communist !!
      “Health care in Nicaragua is now free. It's terrible. It's primitive. But it's now free."
      15:44

    • @Stayner
      @Stayner 4 роки тому +37

      As A Nicaraguan myself I am happy the Sandinistas won!!!

    • @subashchandra9557
      @subashchandra9557 4 роки тому +94

      @@ameliadelcastillo5424 i think you need to go back to basics and learn the differences between communism and democratic socialism.

    • @deborahfreedman333
      @deborahfreedman333 4 роки тому +2

      @@subashchandra9557 Since all the ideals Sanders has ever espoused, and the tyrants he has admired, have been Marxist, what does that really make him? He says he wants to be like Sweden, yet his plans are straight out of the USSR. eg. Sweden allows private medical insurance. Sweden has a top income tax rate of 55%.

    • @kbanghart
      @kbanghart 4 роки тому +32

      @@deborahfreedman333 is life awful in Sweden? Also, what are the other tax rates?

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 4 роки тому +1179

    trump “I’d like a steak.”
    Waiter “Certainly, and what about the vegetables?”
    trump “They’re fine, they’re back home, running my company.”

    • @thePronto
      @thePronto 4 роки тому +29

      Trump: the vegetables will be happy to wait until I have finished my dinner and I turn up to the rally. It will give them more time to buy MAGA merch...

    • @enriqueordaz5561
      @enriqueordaz5561 4 роки тому +1

      XD

    • @ValerieJNorse
      @ValerieJNorse 4 роки тому +1

      MatchstalkMan -- Now that's just rude. Hilarious, but rude!

    • @davidharper3840
      @davidharper3840 4 роки тому +16

      The British satirical comedy series "Spitting Image" did that joke almost forty years ago, but with Margaret Thatcher and her Cabinet. Good to see it making a comeback.

    • @Thaistickthai
      @Thaistickthai 4 роки тому +7

      Well I mean Trump runs a wildly successful steak company doesnt he? That and a great university!

  • @vikrantkichingia8428
    @vikrantkichingia8428 4 роки тому +313

    After watching a lot of stuff from USA media I believe the situation in both our countries is not so different after all

    • @ladym.7594
      @ladym.7594 4 роки тому +11

      That's quite alarming now that you've said it. 😟😳

    • @vikrantkichingia8428
      @vikrantkichingia8428 4 роки тому +18

      Smart ?? and rss guy patriotic?? r u kidding me???

    • @shreysarveshsrivastava8772
      @shreysarveshsrivastava8772 4 роки тому +18

      @ADVITYA SHARMA dividing the country is super smart right

    • @clipzz6006
      @clipzz6006 3 роки тому +6

      I was thinking the same thing lmao 😂

    • @clipzz6006
      @clipzz6006 3 роки тому +12

      @ADVITYA SHARMA smart? Lol. Joke of the century. BJP wins elections on the grounds of religion. You should know that by now smh.

  • @aniruddhamondal9185
    @aniruddhamondal9185 3 роки тому +45

    That Lunatic's pronounciation is devastating
    And ohh one more thing he is a great meme subject in India 😂😂

  • @couragekarnga8735
    @couragekarnga8735 4 роки тому +554

    When he's here, he's a national embarrassment. When he's abroad, he's even more of one.

    • @suzannebennett8987
      @suzannebennett8987 4 роки тому +39

      When he's abroad, he's an international embarrassment.

    • @jerkfudgewater147
      @jerkfudgewater147 4 роки тому +17

      The world is laughing at American

    • @1starfist
      @1starfist 4 роки тому +6

      @@jerkfudgewater147 Seriously. Bernie make America Great Again 💪

    • @mikotomisaka8714
      @mikotomisaka8714 4 роки тому +18

      @@1starfist please, even if bernie is a good candidate can we agree that America was already good before Trump got here? Trump's motto should be 'let's give dumb people more power.'

    • @liquidmarine
      @liquidmarine 4 роки тому

      I'm more surprised that people really don't go to multiple sources. Right says hes amazing, left says he's shit, unbiased is literally just happy the prime minister and president are getting along and peaceful.

  • @luxdarls6587
    @luxdarls6587 4 роки тому +121

    Being an Indian .. I hated Yesterday coz of Trump’s visit !!
    You have no idea about the commotion caused.. It was Hell !!

    • @thearabianmage
      @thearabianmage 4 роки тому +2

      Get used to it, trump has some serious business interests in the subcontinent.

    • @fallenspaceship6852
      @fallenspaceship6852 4 роки тому +1

      Wait until the Coronavirus outbreak starts

    • @luxdarls6587
      @luxdarls6587 4 роки тому +13

      Joe Mofo
      JUST SO THAT THE WORLD KNOWS ..
      Indians actually don’t like Trump !!
      It’s the party supporters of BJP who trended #NamasteTrump !!
      In the most admired list of India 2019 Barack Obama made it to 5 ...
      Just letting u guys know ... coz it’s portrayed like India loves Trump 🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @luxdarls6587
      @luxdarls6587 4 роки тому +3

      Kristie C so true 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @jenniferbailey5914
      @jenniferbailey5914 4 роки тому +3

      Welcome to a day in the life of an American!

  • @MonoahMono
    @MonoahMono 4 роки тому +66

    Low key attacking Bernie, cmon Colbert you’re reaching.

    • @CobaltContrast
      @CobaltContrast 4 роки тому +8

      Go Blue!
      Feel the Burn!

    • @kbanghart
      @kbanghart 4 роки тому +5

      What, you're upset that someone made a joke about bernie? come on now, it's election season, get used to it.

    • @apokos8871
      @apokos8871 4 роки тому +3

      @@kbanghart some of his jokes about Bernie tend to be cheap. just look at the other video from today that said Bernie want to make the US like Venezuela...

    • @anonren
      @anonren 4 роки тому

      Well he is a millionaire

  • @arminphulkar
    @arminphulkar 4 роки тому +706

    I bet even Stephen himself cannot pronounce "Swami Vivekananda"

    • @ghostboy_9229
      @ghostboy_9229 4 роки тому +12

      @k1w1 😂

    • @gopalakrishnancv1693
      @gopalakrishnancv1693 4 роки тому +4

      @k1w1 madlad profile

    • @murtazahamid6141
      @murtazahamid6141 4 роки тому +10

      Stephen pronounced namaste wrong for a start, but i feel trump should have learnt the pronunciations , he wasn't speaking an entire sentence but just little words here and there

    • @flaminmongrel6955
      @flaminmongrel6955 4 роки тому +2

      @k1w1 says a person who most likely puts on a fake Indian accent thinking that's how ts and ds are in Hindi but to surprise you we use Russian like T and D as in tarkov and Dimitry.

    • @lordlabukdas
      @lordlabukdas 4 роки тому +6

      @k1w1 You are right on all parts except that Trump is not just a Lazy Dickhead. The Orange Guy just couldn't care to read out the names of people he never knew cause his knowledge on anything other than business and his 'hot daughter that I would do' as he stated is useless. Melanie Trump knew this. That's why she's being guarded 24X7 so that she doesn't escape. The poor woman

  • @flapkatt6094
    @flapkatt6094 4 роки тому +79

    For the first time ever, I think Stephen was disrespectful. His riff on Bernie "conducting" with the orgy, etc., was actually beneath him. I think his writers are having a bit of adjustment shock. It was not a good moment, and I like him a lot.

    • @ValerieJNorse
      @ValerieJNorse 4 роки тому +8

      You must go into shock when Saturday Night Live does bits about Elizabeth Warren having an extremely healthy sex drive. Or is Bernie Sanders the only one who must never ever ever be made fun of?

    • @lauravenables100
      @lauravenables100 4 роки тому +7

      Actually, I completely agree. Felt like it was someone else. Weird. And uncomfortable. And most of all unfunny.

    • @winesap2
      @winesap2 4 роки тому +5

      laura venables yes I think there are times he does really funny Bernie bits. That was not one.

  • @Fifthelement203
    @Fifthelement203 4 роки тому +306

    Everyone go watch that Bernie interview with Anderson. He’s the best candidate we have ever had and the man we right now. I know the cheap jokes get a couple laughs but he’s special.

    • @mm12345777
      @mm12345777 4 роки тому +18

      Agreed!! 🙌🏻

    • @alecneilly3119
      @alecneilly3119 4 роки тому +5

      You mean that same interview where he admitted he had no plan to pay for all his plans and didn't even know how much it would all cost? The same one where he also defended Fidel Castro and the Cuban Revolution? Yeah, great...

    • @KuroInu1213
      @KuroInu1213 4 роки тому +3

      @@alecneilly3119 exactly he's supporting a murderer and a dictator how is that right? Its like trump supporting putin.

    • @redcapphony
      @redcapphony 4 роки тому +36

      @@alecneilly3119 If you think Bernie defended Fidel Castro, you have poor comprehensive abilities.

    • @alecneilly3119
      @alecneilly3119 4 роки тому +3

      @@redcapphony "I was very excited and impressed by the Cuban Revolution, and there was Kennedy and Nixon talking about which particular method they should use about destroying the revolution" -Bernie Sanders, 1986
      Now in 2020, you're right that he's certainly not defending Castro, but he doesn't condemn him and he doesn't say anything bad about him. Instead, he tries to paint him as a guy who might have had some faults, but ya know, who doesn't?

  • @Mantreaus
    @Mantreaus 4 роки тому +81

    Dude! You showed a tenth of a second the clip of the clip that he said and when he said it decades ago. He stands by it today. How many other Politicians or even common citizen's would tell the truth in exactly the same position?
    I am not mad at you, But this is not a time in history to be anything but Truthful. As Bernie said in that same Interview, "Truth is Truth"

    • @barrywalls7175
      @barrywalls7175 4 роки тому

      ​@Jokers Wild do you hear him say; 'I am pro communism' or 'I am a communist'? Because if not then stop spreading bs. He is for taking anything good from any system to make things work.

    • @barrywalls7175
      @barrywalls7175 4 роки тому

      @Jokers Wild He doesn't think communist ideals are satanic like many do but unless he said 'I am a communist' then he isn't. He says he's a social democrat. Oh and don't be a gobshite with your 'berntard' names, ridiculous and Trumpian

    • @barrywalls7175
      @barrywalls7175 4 роки тому

      @Jokers Wild The King of England is a singular verifiable position. Being aligned to a particular socio-economic ideology, is not. I'm doing fine with life thank you, partly due to the fact of healthcare for all and minimal college costs. I'm doing a lot better than 10s of millions of Americans and their country is far richer than mine.

  • @superfreakmusic7681
    @superfreakmusic7681 4 роки тому +274

    I bet his speech writers had a great time finding long names he'd struggle with!

  • @hamid10153
    @hamid10153 4 роки тому +31

    I used to pick Stephen over the other late night hosts, but when it comes to Sanders, he is like MSNBC!! The longer you are involved in politics the harder to stay fair!

  • @PerovNigma
    @PerovNigma 4 роки тому +126

    I recommend everyone pay attention to _Last Week Tonight._ I personally forgot about it, since its UA-cam channel doesn’t upload often. Its seventh season has already had two episodes, and the second focuses on India. Remember to keep watching!

    • @randyjax09
      @randyjax09 4 роки тому +13

      The first one was about Medicare-for-All. Another must-see!

    • @damiantaylor9844
      @damiantaylor9844 4 роки тому +4

      yeah he did a M4A two weeks ago, it was great. Stark contrast to colbert's tone towards Bernie

    • @projectgraham414
      @projectgraham414 4 роки тому +9

      John Oliver is the fucking man

    • @maxdoubt5219
      @maxdoubt5219 4 роки тому +3

      Jo, I caught John's India show. Hindu/Muslim friction is probably as old as Islam. But they've got nukes. It's a powder keg that climate change isn't helping. Such racism must be quashed. They must find a way to get along.

    • @Zzyzzyzzs
      @Zzyzzyzzs 4 роки тому +10

      @Windemes * Nothing ever seems well-researched enough when it comes to India. To properly sum up all the nuances of culture, history and personalities that got us this far you'd need a 30-episode series of hour-long episodes like the BBC or Channel 4 UK do, and even then you're likely to be accused for missing something. All things said Oliver got the gist right.

  • @pdute1
    @pdute1 4 роки тому +79

    ....."Now he knows what it's like to work in one of Ivanka's factories"..... ROFL! Pure Gold!

    • @grannysweet
      @grannysweet 4 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏😎👍🐶👏👏👏👏👏

  • @kaverimurugesan6476
    @kaverimurugesan6476 4 роки тому +173

    as an Indian
    8:18
    * lol* i couldn't stop laughing

    • @sammyphen1046
      @sammyphen1046 4 роки тому +51

      Kaveri Murugesan as an Aussie I couldn’t either, was he going for Sachin Tendulkar?

    • @dhritimanmajumder2924
      @dhritimanmajumder2924 4 роки тому +3

      @@sammyphen1046 Yes

    • @ellieb.1231
      @ellieb.1231 4 роки тому +24

      Smileyrie James Indian names don't tend to be all that phonetically difficult…
      I grew up in a place called Worchester for crying out loud. And it's pronounced "WOOSH-ter" for *absolutely* no reason. I'm not sure English speakers have any business telling others their names are weird.
      …except the Welsh. That gets absurd.

    • @mahanubhavs9980
      @mahanubhavs9980 4 роки тому +22

      Meanwhile... Indians are compulsorily learning 3 languages (minimum)

    • @jithujoseph3276
      @jithujoseph3276 4 роки тому +9

      trump made enitre cricket fans his enemy

  • @TheHua89
    @TheHua89 4 роки тому +40

    Stephen, you are breaking my heart with the way you are treating Bernie Sanders.
    Seth Meyers did a wonderful piece this evening showing the MSM bias towards him

  • @223Drone
    @223Drone 4 роки тому +185

    The best way to stop Trump from buying the Taj Mahal is telling him that a Muslim ordered its construction after his wife died giving birth to his 14th child.

    • @thePronto
      @thePronto 4 роки тому +14

      The best way to stop Trump from buying the Taj Mahal is to remind him what happened last time. Or to tell him that the Indians would want payment in Rupees, not Rubles. Or to casually mention that the US Embassy is already in New Delhi. Or to point out that there would be no planning permission available for a golf course around the Taj.

    • @dabblerdeluxe775
      @dabblerdeluxe775 4 роки тому +8

      no you just tell him that this one doesn't have Slot machines

    • @nashville1510able
      @nashville1510able 4 роки тому +4

      DeadlyMargiKarp223 he would blow it up if he thought that

    • @maximus7727
      @maximus7727 4 роки тому +4

      A better way would be telling him Indians worship the cow, so no more beef burgers

    • @jeffstone2136
      @jeffstone2136 4 роки тому +4

      Taj Mahal must be Hindi for "Not tonight dear, we already have 14 kids"

  • @andrewryan2814
    @andrewryan2814 4 роки тому +214

    They didn't even mention the best part of the hockey story. He beat his favorite team while wearing favorite team's shirt under all his gear!

    • @riasomers642
      @riasomers642 4 роки тому +22

      If that's true he was able to be more unbiased than the Senate repubes "jurors." He got the job done.

    • @elee9056
      @elee9056 4 роки тому +5

      that just changed the list of top ten anime betrayals.

    • @markbisson6166
      @markbisson6166 4 роки тому +1

      @R TTT thats ridiculous. they probably won't make the playoffs

    • @peacefulposter
      @peacefulposter 4 роки тому

      @R TTT Tonight's game should decide it, boys.

    • @DBee-ee7tz
      @DBee-ee7tz 4 роки тому

      Greatest moment!

  • @riskyhomie
    @riskyhomie 4 роки тому +22

    I am from India 🇮🇳. His pronunciation of swami Vivekananda was totally insane and he is currently trending meme material in india 😂

  • @clutchyfinger
    @clutchyfinger 4 роки тому +186

    CBS really got to the writing staff huh? Just look at Seth Meyers tone towards Bernie vs this show. More contrast than Trumps makeup line.

    • @Code1127
      @Code1127 4 роки тому +25

      Clutchyfinger tis gross, agreed

    • @damiantaylor9844
      @damiantaylor9844 4 роки тому +28

      Amen. Thank you

    • @darksidegarage910
      @darksidegarage910 4 роки тому +65

      I literally came from watching seth to steven n I was laughing my ass off watching his bit about msnbc. It sucks because I really like Steven. He needs to be more in touch with real people. feel like he has way to many moderate friends!

    • @atemporal9081
      @atemporal9081 4 роки тому +11

      snowflake Berniebros as humorless as always. Just another similarity with Trump supporters

    • @AnonEyeMouse
      @AnonEyeMouse 4 роки тому +43

      @@atemporal9081 OK Boomer.

  • @errgag3580
    @errgag3580 4 роки тому +155

    Steven, you ought to stop taking those week-long breaks. Dude, we need our nightly trills.

    • @ValerieJNorse
      @ValerieJNorse 4 роки тому +3

      At least until January. When there's a new president and so many people aren't relying on the laughs to fend off depression!

    • @jamesgoines7663
      @jamesgoines7663 4 роки тому

      Damn right!

    • @lilaclizard4504
      @lilaclizard4504 4 роки тому +1

      @@ValerieJNorse that's anticipating a handover actually happens, January may be when he's most needed as the attempts to remove him from the whitehouse really heat up
      You know it's not going to be safe to hold elections while coronavirus is requiring lockdowns & quarantines right? Not in trump's America anyway

  • @shareika
    @shareika 4 роки тому +147

    "even some moderates" Sanders actually got more moderates than Buttigieg. I really expected better from Stephen. At least Seth Meyers pointed out the incredible gymnastics news media are performing, not to acknowledge this landslide win.

    • @massivepassive
      @massivepassive 4 роки тому +12

      I've stopped expecting much from him. He's a sellout that will spin anything for some stupid slapstick jokes.

    • @carltontaylor6500
      @carltontaylor6500 4 роки тому +7

      “Some more news” on UA-cam did a good piece on Bernie and the way he is being portrayed

    • @carltontaylor6500
      @carltontaylor6500 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/GmBHwjoIFNM/v-deo.html

    • @Hannah_Em
      @Hannah_Em 4 роки тому +11

      I mean, they lead with Bernie winning in a positive tone, what more do you want? They're a comedy show, not a party political broadcast. Don't get me wrong, as an outside observer of US politics I'm 100% in favour of a Sanders presidency, but it's not the Late Show's job to puff up any one particular political campaign. They described what happened, *more honestly than most of your corporate news media, I might add*, made some jokes, and moved on; that's what this show is for

    • @azrab-a4275
      @azrab-a4275 4 роки тому +8

      Hannah M I really like this show but you simply can’t ignore the mean tone toward Bernie in the last few episodes he was mentioned.

  • @vivinsinghrana6485
    @vivinsinghrana6485 3 роки тому +68

    They made all the Indians click on this by putting "cricket" in the title😂

  • @billyakin3301
    @billyakin3301 4 роки тому +145

    Bernie Sanders is the next President of the United States of America!
    Go Bernie!!

    • @tselengbotlhole750
      @tselengbotlhole750 4 роки тому +8

      Billy Akin whether they like it or not
      Go Bernie

    • @code_kanga5390
      @code_kanga5390 4 роки тому +3

      Wondering what a cabinet will look like already. I'm Australian but #bernie2020 supporters cannot rest.

    • @alonzabrown5345
      @alonzabrown5345 4 роки тому +2

      Doubt it.

    • @Kat_ZeroTheOne
      @Kat_ZeroTheOne 4 роки тому +5

      Jokers Wild check yourself. For the lazy ? Someone needs to open their mind and spend time with those hard working citizens and some ex military who are now homeless because of the fucked up system. “Lazy” is a lazy answer and it usually comes from someone with privilege. If you were reborn in different circumstances I doubt you’d believe the same things you’re saying

    • @MydieLy
      @MydieLy 4 роки тому +3

      @Jokers Wild maybe because the World is not black and white? For the last time: social market economy is not the same as socialism! There is not only hard working folks who are doing just fine with the money they make and thus needn't be scared of health expenses on one side and lazy bums who just want a free ride of everything on the other. By setting your assessment of what should be done on the smallest margin of those possible shirkers, you punish the large portion of hard working families and individuals who still would benefit greatly from such a medical system. Social market economy means wanting an economic growth based on the rules of the market itself and not have everything planned and directed from above - but _still_ remembers not leaving those behind who are not as lucky as the "upper ten thousand."

  • @Esrom_music
    @Esrom_music 4 роки тому +66

    Bad Bernie, you stop with all that rational thought.

    • @thatonewhiteguy991
      @thatonewhiteguy991 4 роки тому +6

      Now now Bernie, you're scaring the people who live comfortably off our surplus labor value without working themselves, can't have that...

  • @Iroxinping
    @Iroxinping 4 роки тому +31

    POLITICAL revolution, just calling it a revolution makes it sound violent not peaceful voting for representation that supports the people NOT the oligarchy.

  • @clickrick
    @clickrick 4 роки тому +110

    Bernie's revolution will be such a relief from Trump's revulsion.

    • @tomasinacovell4293
      @tomasinacovell4293 4 роки тому +2

      Why is Stephen trying so hard to malign Sanders now, nothing he's saying has anything to do with Bernie's policies or the issues and he's not at all funny, he's insulting to him?

    • @imluvinyourmum
      @imluvinyourmum 4 роки тому +1

      The poor thinking they can actually take $100trillion off the rich is laughable.
      1. that type of money doesn’t exist and 2. mega rich ppl have full time staff who are geniuses at not letting u take their money. Move HQ to the Netherlands, Swiss banks, invest elsewhere, bye Bernie.

    • @thingamabob3902
      @thingamabob3902 4 роки тому

      @@imluvinyourmum so you are actually a willing slave .... good for them

    • @Noodles1771
      @Noodles1771 4 роки тому

      Tomasina Covell Stephen is a corporate tool that cares about his career first and foremost - that requires sandbagging Sanders every chance he gets. Check out Jimmy Dore, Even More News, Rising w/Krystal Ball, Chris Hedgs (On Contact), etc on UA-cam instead of this hack. Rolling Stones’ Useful Idiots podcast, Chapo Trap House, and the intercept’s Intercepted also come to mind.

    • @joblo497
      @joblo497 4 роки тому

      m.ua-cam.com/video/aqEG46G94Vw/v-deo.html

  • @g.strauss1813
    @g.strauss1813 4 роки тому +72

    7.34: He says something like 'Ababed'. The name of the place, FFS, is Ahmedabad.

    • @anjanaouseph4605
      @anjanaouseph4605 4 роки тому +1

      Exaclty

    • @fpxpGetReal
      @fpxpGetReal 4 роки тому +3

      Anjana Ouseph yep! He was introduced as do Lund trump ,sums it up very nicely .do Lund trump translated
      do =two Lund =dick

  • @JimUSCM
    @JimUSCM 4 роки тому +115

    I'm from the uk and I love Bernie, if you guys clone him and can we have the copy lol

    • @Go4Noctis
      @Go4Noctis 4 роки тому +6

      Gotta get consent from Bernie then maybe.

    • @thePronto
      @thePronto 4 роки тому +4

      You have one, his name is Jeremy Corbyn...

    • @thehumanity0
      @thehumanity0 4 роки тому

      You guys have Jeremy Corbyn whose an amazing politician with a solid record. Your media has destroyed his reputation though using antisemitism arguments & for some reason fetishized Brexit so much you elected British Donald Trump over a pro-working class fighter. Thankfully Bernie has beaten our media here though & his favorability rating is through the roof compared to Corbyn.

    • @CyberController-
      @CyberController- 4 роки тому

      @@thehumanity0 Unfortunately, the idiots of this country would rather have a deformed dish rag over an actual human beings.

  • @michaelrosenlind9846
    @michaelrosenlind9846 4 роки тому +117

    It’s embarrassing to even look at trump

    • @roni6215
      @roni6215 4 роки тому +9

      And nauseating.

    • @carolynbarnett3503
      @carolynbarnett3503 4 роки тому +2

      Yes very

    • @thecriticismdumpling
      @thecriticismdumpling 4 роки тому +2

      It doesn't help that he called Modi a Chihuahua instead of a chaiwalla (tea seller)

    • @sharmajikabetaofficial6482
      @sharmajikabetaofficial6482 4 роки тому +5

      @@thecriticismdumpling And modi took revenge by saying DoLund trump😉

    • @lorilazise1521
      @lorilazise1521 4 роки тому +1

      Vibhu Bharadwaj remember he can’t speak English well....actually he can’t speak period!

  • @QuantumBraced
    @QuantumBraced 4 роки тому +91

    Stephen neglected to mention that the goalie actually stopped 8 out of 10 shots on target, so he actually contributed significantly to the win.

  • @cherray50
    @cherray50 4 роки тому +286

    I just want Colbert to be doing a Bernie accent for at least another four years

    • @brianglendenning1632
      @brianglendenning1632 4 роки тому +7

      cherray50 but we would miss the Eric impression

    • @koek1122
      @koek1122 4 роки тому +4

      @@brianglendenning1632 hahahaha "but dad.. I thought affection was only for the weak" hahahahaha

    • @AnnieWarbux
      @AnnieWarbux 4 роки тому +18

      Idk...the way Colbert is working it is as if he does NOT want Trump to lose to Bernie!?! wtf??

    • @ValerieJNorse
      @ValerieJNorse 4 роки тому +2

      @@AnnieWarbux -- What are you talking about?

    • @Kat_ZeroTheOne
      @Kat_ZeroTheOne 4 роки тому +9

      Annie Warbux yes I get a strong feeling he disapproves of Bernie. It’s always in a mocking tone and hardly ever with a sense of support. Unlike Seth who’s clearly leaned in on the public support of Bernie

  • @christiangeiselmann
    @christiangeiselmann 4 роки тому +96

    "Moderates"? What in the US is called "moderates" would be center-right in other countries. What Bernie Sanders stands for would in other countries be called moderate with a slight leftish (social democratic and green) touch. Which is a moderate position. "Left" would be quite a different thing.

    • @rejoyce318
      @rejoyce318 4 роки тому +3

      Not disagreeing with your assessment; however, there are moderates, and they deserve to have their concerns addressed. Remember 2016: moderates who might have voted for Hillary felt ignored, and we're suffering the consequences.

    • @christiangeiselmann
      @christiangeiselmann 4 роки тому +6

      rejoyce Question for understanding your argument: How did moderates who were inclined to vote for H. Clinton feel ignored? She run for president, after all.

    • @chloekey8043
      @chloekey8043 4 роки тому +3

      Our country is so totally messed up we need drastic change. I’m for Warren, but Bernie’s ok

    • @rhorizon
      @rhorizon 4 роки тому +3

      @@rejoyce318 I'd like to ask what moderates stand for? What exactly are they fighting for?

    • @a_diamond
      @a_diamond 4 роки тому

      Yep, true.

  • @JessiBe
    @JessiBe 4 роки тому +115

    To be fair "Just do it. Just don't overdo it." Makes perfect sense.

  • @offplanet740
    @offplanet740 4 роки тому +88

    that namaste joke was kind of frustrating to hear. it’s not a word used for yoga, it’s supposed to be a respectful greeting in sanskrit. although these days it’s appropriated on apparel, random items, and now a haphazardly put together joke on here.

    • @desimemes6778
      @desimemes6778 4 роки тому +3

      @Vidhant Bansal 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏🙏

    • @offplanet740
      @offplanet740 4 роки тому +2

      Vidhant Bansal pffHAHAHA 😂

    • @bibidibabidiboo
      @bibidibabidiboo 4 роки тому +2

      I'd rather it be used as a joke than put next to "Trump".

    • @ameyatikhe3336
      @ameyatikhe3336 4 роки тому

      Yes it was really insulting.

  • @danaferguson462
    @danaferguson462 4 роки тому +122

    Trump "The Butcher" of languages and Democracies.. And so much more!

    • @sanatanmeaning
      @sanatanmeaning 4 роки тому

      *The Killer* 🤣🤣

    • @Aamie
      @Aamie 4 роки тому

      And the best is yet to come! ua-cam.com/video/E2IV7Z5F7jk/v-deo.html

    • @arundhar5791
      @arundhar5791 4 роки тому

      I am Indian and I say Trump is saviour of humanity who is fighfing radical islamic terrorism, indeed america has prove itself to be best country. some cultures are better than others. its absolutely stupid to embrace backward shitty islamic culture in your countries. look at northern turkey (germany) and western pakistan (france) look just look some videos.
      its not racism to protect your culture, race, country, values.
      its not fucking racism
      fuck liberals. fucking bastards who are on mission to destroy ecery country from hands of muslims.

    • @maxp2100
      @maxp2100 4 роки тому +1

      @@arundhar5791 Just because you don't have a toilet, doesn't mean you have to take all your shit to the internet lol

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 4 роки тому +1

      Arun Dhar Nobody’s forcing anyone in this country to embrace any culture. That would be a violation of the 1st amendment of the constitution, and as such would be illegal.

  • @ericscalibur
    @ericscalibur 4 роки тому +362

    Bernie is the clear choice

    • @ammarjamaludin3501
      @ammarjamaludin3501 4 роки тому +30

      Obviously

    • @aaronvandoorn8397
      @aaronvandoorn8397 4 роки тому +9

      He's not going to win

    • @Oxbloodmage
      @Oxbloodmage 4 роки тому +17

      @@aaronvandoorn8397 you have a ridiculous name.

    • @vickiesmith6744
      @vickiesmith6744 4 роки тому +9

      Any DEMOCRAT
      Will do%1000
      I like them all ,
      over tRump...😎

    • @aaronvandoorn8397
      @aaronvandoorn8397 4 роки тому +10

      @@Oxbloodmage Hey pal my parents gave me my name how about showing some respect am pretty dam proud of it

  • @miranx5735
    @miranx5735 4 роки тому +94

    It’s weird watching Stephan mock Bernie 😕 I like it better when he mocks trump 👍🏼

    • @Code1127
      @Code1127 4 роки тому +17

      Yeah is so screwed up watching cnn and msnbc constantly trying to pull a political hit job on Bernie. He wants to tax the shit out of the wealthy/corporations and now the media’s bias is really showing, and Colbert has the right to make fun of him, but the media needs to stop being fucking Warren and Biden shills and actually treat Bernie with a little respect.

    • @Code1127
      @Code1127 4 роки тому +5

      He wants to tax the shit out of the wealthy/corporations and now the media’s bias is really showing, and Colbert has the right to make fun of him, but the media needs to stop being fucking Warren and Biden shills and actually treat Bernie with a little respect.

    • @davidbarko7004
      @davidbarko7004 4 роки тому +19

      Don’t sweat it. It’s good to laugh at ourselves every once in a while. Bernie’s got his own gaffes and tons of things that comedians can riff on, it comes with the territory. As long as people aren’t seriously misrepresenting his policies there’s nothing to worry about. Keep up the positive energy!

    • @damiantaylor9844
      @damiantaylor9844 4 роки тому +5

      @@davidbarko7004 nah man, it's different. He's supporting that same false narrative and legit trying to make our boy look bad.

    • @davidtrottier7066
      @davidtrottier7066 4 роки тому +2

      Bernie is essentially the Democratic version of Trump, so it's pretty easy to make fun of him.

  • @Rohitweasley
    @Rohitweasley 4 роки тому +19

    Meaning of Namaste : When you press both hands together, you are bringing the masculine (Pingala) and faminine (Ida) dimensions of you together and bringing a sense of unity within yourself. When you project that towards a person or thing, you are saying that we are both same energy/god/divine, our individual existence is an illusion (Maya).
    As majority of Indians have a colonized mind thanks to British derived education system and the only thing Indian about them is their name, I can understand why they think it has no greater meaning than "Hi/Hello".

    • @Rohitweasley
      @Rohitweasley 4 роки тому

      @luke wilson I just elaborated the one-liner you mentioned

  • @seanpatrick1243
    @seanpatrick1243 4 роки тому +56

    Even some moderates voted for Bernie? Bernie won every group of voters, including moderates.

    • @SasquatchAngry
      @SasquatchAngry 4 роки тому

      Cool. He’ll still lose the election 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @prodesu8607
      @prodesu8607 4 роки тому

      @@SasquatchAngry got any data to back this up? 🤷‍♂️

  • @gl1500ctv
    @gl1500ctv 4 роки тому +61

    John F. Kennedy: "Ich bin ein Berliner!"
    Trump: "(Hold my beer.) It's a profound honor to be the beautiful stadium!"

    • @pleappleappleap
      @pleappleappleap 4 роки тому +5

      I was looking for this *exact comment* .

    • @atulkishan3752
      @atulkishan3752 4 роки тому +1

      Bruh trump ain't no orator

    • @pleappleappleap
      @pleappleappleap 4 роки тому

      @@atulkishan3752 He's *supposed* to be, but indeed isn't.

  • @LexBlazer
    @LexBlazer 4 роки тому +35

    To this day, i have NO CLUE what Tom Steyer says there despite watching it over and over...

  • @mostmelon
    @mostmelon 4 роки тому +91

    I understand what Bernie's saying about Castro. People take negative association too far. Many Republicans hate Communistic ideas even when they're good ideas, just because they're Communist. It's good to fight against irrationality.

    • @Noodles1771
      @Noodles1771 4 роки тому +1

      mostmelon Colbert is a corporate tool, he’s there to be their guardrail against favorable Sanders coverage.

    • @derhimmelstoss
      @derhimmelstoss 4 роки тому

      ​@@Noodles1771 You can agree with Sanders' ideas while also realizing that there are candidates out there with platforms that are 95-99% the same who have demonstrably better executive chops and leadership abilities. The first and foremost job of the POTUS is to be the manager of a bureaucracy upon which millions of people will rely. It means knowing where to use the system and where to change the system to actually bring change to people's lives. That demands competence that Sanders hasn't really shown thus far in his very long career. He talks the talk and walks the walk, I get it. And I appreciate that, because authenticity is hard to come by in politics, especially in this post-truth world. But his record of results is not good for someone who has been in politics for as long as he has. Imo we should nominate someone who is actually equipped to lead through a recession against entrenched opposition - an FDR-like figure. Is he that guy? If he wins, I hope he proves me wrong but in the primaries I'm putting my vote on another candidate with more horsepower.

    • @ivonedefigueiredo9301
      @ivonedefigueiredo9301 4 роки тому +2

      derhimmelstoss Your comment is BS.
      Bernie has been a Senator for decades, which involves managing. He’s doing pretty well in campaigns and I bet he has something to do with managing those as well. Also, being POTUS relies on good people, which is more important because you don’t do it all yourself.
      I’d like to know how many other presidents had presidential managing experience? None, it’s new for all. How they succeed is based on their reliance on career professionals and administrators.
      How were Reagan, GWB, Bush Snr, Clinton, Carter, Kennedy, Nixon, LBJ, etc., even Washington, Lincoln, etc. experienced in being POTUS? Were you also one of those that thought Trump would be a good POTUS because he was a businessman (and a failed businessman, at that)?
      Trump is a pathetic, useless human being, who was probably spoilt by his mommy. He inherited his father’s wealth and all he has accomplished is waste it and bankrupt himself and probably a few honest, hardworking people. He doesn’t know anything. He is a dunce who was taught that he can do anything he likes, and that is the only thing he is good at, believing in his own grandiosity.
      Your reasoning is bogus. You’re just anti-Bernie.
      Bernie will be a great POTUS.

    • @Wednesdaywoe1975
      @Wednesdaywoe1975 4 роки тому

      It's not that Castro was Communist. It's that he killed people I have a problem with. It's nice he wanted people to be able to read their relative's obituaries.

  • @kaoko111
    @kaoko111 4 роки тому +18

    My god, that Bernie impersonation was awesome. I'm all in to the full country to feel the Bern.

  • @simonlj1
    @simonlj1 4 роки тому +27

    Why are so many Americans opposed to taking care of their fellow countrymen and women, greed, selfishness and for far too many, a total lack of understanding of the world outside of their borders.

    • @JC19171
      @JC19171 4 роки тому

      Because Americans can be extremely self centred. It's not a unique trait to only Americans but with a country where 3 people own more wealth than the bottom 63% of society you know people don't give a shit.

    • @benotisanchez5583
      @benotisanchez5583 4 роки тому

      Probably because the proposed plans cost upwards of 30 trillion. And the tax payers cannot even afford to pay off the current budget without deficits.
      It's just a devastating plan for the country. It's like attempting suicide.

    • @tumsfestival8027
      @tumsfestival8027 4 роки тому

      It’s also because this is a big ass country. Each state is almost its own country. That combined with a government that has continually pitted the masses against eachother has made Americans view eachother with contempt

  • @daffodi1177
    @daffodi1177 4 роки тому +236

    I'd rather have my candidate praising Fidel Castro than Sadam Hussein and King Jung Un (Trump)

    • @Zilego
      @Zilego 4 роки тому +17

      If I'm remembering my history right, most of Cuba loved Fidel Castro. It was the US that hated him.

    • @johnbrowne3950
      @johnbrowne3950 4 роки тому +3

      Sanders, like Castro, is a Commie. Ask the people from Cuba living in Florida how they feel about that dictator.

    • @Nick-78
      @Nick-78 4 роки тому +17

      He did not praise Castro, he pointed put that there were some small positives in his regime.

    • @gerdforster883
      @gerdforster883 4 роки тому +16

      @@johnbrowne3950 Oh, did the evil Castro take away their grandparents' ill-gotten riches and slaves back then after the revolution? Well cry me a river!

    • @johnbrowne3950
      @johnbrowne3950 4 роки тому +3

      @@gerdforster883 He imprisoned and/or killed/tortured thousands of his own people and the island still doesn't know what true freedom is.

  • @estebanhombredeguerra6503
    @estebanhombredeguerra6503 4 роки тому +94

    "That's what Xi said".... I would watch that show! Amazing pun!

    • @NiZhiQiang
      @NiZhiQiang 3 роки тому

      I'm a Chinese-born, and that line deada$$ crack me up, no cap. XDDDDD

  • @IAmSuzyQ
    @IAmSuzyQ 4 роки тому +389

    🇺🇲: "President Trump, will you be coming home from India?"
    Trump: "Namaste here."
    🇺🇲: "🥳🍻👏👏👏👏🎉💃👏👏👏🥳👏👏🎉👍👏👏👏🍻🥳"

    • @jennyobrien4185
      @jennyobrien4185 4 роки тому +16

      Thanks Suzy Q, that made me laugh and a bit of sandwich went up my nose. 😂😂. Humour will always see us through 😁

    • @IAmSuzyQ
      @IAmSuzyQ 4 роки тому +15

      @@jennyobrien4185 Oh, Jenny, I'm so sorry about the nose sandwich, but I'm really glad I made you laugh! 😉 Keeping each other's spirits up is the name of the game, these days.

    • @zetaforever4953
      @zetaforever4953 4 роки тому +22

      🤣 oh hell no. We got enough problems of our own.
      Take him baccckkkk.

    • @crusheverything4449
      @crusheverything4449 4 роки тому +11

      Trump isn’t smart enough to make that pun.

    • @IAmSuzyQ
      @IAmSuzyQ 4 роки тому +14

      @@zetaforever4953 Trump's a nightmare I wouldn't even wish on our worst enemy, so I most certainly wouldn't wish him on you guys either!😉 Thanks for holding on to him for a few days, though; the air just feels better when he's not here, like there's been a weight lifted off of us for a brief moment, and I'll enjoy it while it lasts.
      I've been so caught up in our own mess with Trump, that I'm not up to date on the issues you've been facing, so I'll do that now. What would you say are the biggest problems your facing right now? (Outside of having to play host to Don the Con Trump, also known as "The Lyin' King", "Trumplethinskin", and "Agent Orange".😉)

  • @surewinner
    @surewinner 4 роки тому +55

    We all know how it feel when we all cheer a toddler when he/she's trying to talk. That's how those in the stadium is feeling. Back in the state, we're not so proud of our toddler.

    • @Ryanlexz
      @Ryanlexz 4 роки тому +1

      Trump has more supporter in India then any democrats/Marxist leader has. Take a look at how crowded the place is. HAHAHAHAJAHAJAJ😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lesliepropheter5040
      @lesliepropheter5040 4 роки тому +2

      India is a country where there are Poor and then there are Rich. You can't intermix those types of people without bloodshed. Is Trump rich or poor ?

    • @ed4all33
      @ed4all33 4 роки тому +2

      Ryan lex let me enlighten you . They were paid for their attendance. Just like our corrupt politicians in india do at every election time , they go around distributing cash, household goods , bags of rice etc , to poor illiterate people to lure them to come vote as instructed, they also pay them to attend rallies. Sad but true. We indians dont really get impressed by these huge numbers turning up , as we know the truth .

    • @SleepIntoTheDiamondLife
      @SleepIntoTheDiamondLife 4 роки тому +1

      @@Ryanlexz technically, they are Modi's supporter and just making their 'papa'(modi) is happy by cheering the guest.

    • @lesliepropheter5040
      @lesliepropheter5040 4 роки тому

      @@ed4all33 Indians being highly intelligent for sure, LOVE the food and all of the different cultures of your country. Except for the few I can not support when it comes to women.

  • @Txepsiyu
    @Txepsiyu 4 роки тому +81

    Bernie is really good at not letting people put words in his mouth.

    • @notleftvsrightnationalismv4666
      @notleftvsrightnationalismv4666 4 роки тому

      Hi big hairy bear come to India I end your white privilege

    • @shanadir
      @shanadir 4 роки тому +2

      @@notleftvsrightnationalismv4666 all about that hindu privilege instead over there... Muuuuch better.

    • @JC19171
      @JC19171 4 роки тому +1

      @@notleftvsrightnationalismv4666 least we don't beat woman, treat them like sex slaves and abduct them en mass

    • @looovegoodmusic
      @looovegoodmusic 4 роки тому

      it wasn't needed; he said plenty of words.

    • @glazierblue573
      @glazierblue573 4 роки тому +2

      Maybe that is because he can read and speak clear and not make up words, and finish a sentence without going off on something else half way and maybe... just maybe fact checks things before he says them and hopefully wont take credit for things that happened years go long before office? If he can do half of that, then he is already doing better. Wow how the bar has fallen.. lol

  • @Tatya-Vinchu22
    @Tatya-Vinchu22 4 роки тому +144

    Ninja Technique to get views..
    add India in Title..

    • @rohitcr2k
      @rohitcr2k 3 роки тому +3

      1. Colbert gets rons ov views anyway.
      2. About Indian visit... so... naturally...

    • @deathnote4171
      @deathnote4171 3 роки тому +1

      Na
      His other videos have much more views then this

    • @yeyyeyyey5104
      @yeyyeyyey5104 3 роки тому +1

      nope...not really

    • @swagotbharadwaz1645
      @swagotbharadwaz1645 3 роки тому

      Yup and too.. The person must be foreigner

  • @michaeloconnor5904
    @michaeloconnor5904 4 роки тому +291

    *Me, coming here to escape that embarrassing loss on Saturday.*
    Stephen: We've got a fantastic story in the world of hockey this weekend
    Me: oh no

    • @Guitarisforgrins
      @Guitarisforgrins 4 роки тому +10

      How can the Leafs losing possibly still embarrass you?

    • @michaeloconnor5904
      @michaeloconnor5904 4 роки тому +12

      @@Guitarisforgrins IT WAS TO A ZAMBONI DRIVER!!!

    • @Guitarisforgrins
      @Guitarisforgrins 4 роки тому +1

      @@michaeloconnor5904 yeah, but who is surprised? Leafs have been garbage for 50 damn years

    • @michaeloconnor5904
      @michaeloconnor5904 4 роки тому +1

      @@Guitarisforgrins Difference between being the best in the world and being garbage, mate.

    • @Guitarisforgrins
      @Guitarisforgrins 4 роки тому

      @@michaeloconnor5904 Yes that would be different. Except the Leafs aren't the best in the world, they're garbage.

  • @wantAvote
    @wantAvote 4 роки тому +66

    colbert - leave the revolution thing alone since obviously, your writers do NOT understand "context."
    President Bernie Sanders is building a "MOVEMENT" with revolutionary ideas. These are ideas promoting Healthful Communities, offering foundational Ideals with obvious structure and benefit for the majority of Americans. Ideas that are instantly recognized as truthful and easily affordable.

    • @alexdobma4694
      @alexdobma4694 4 роки тому

      I find it fascinating how easily people are believing communist propaganda from a rich old dude lmao

    • @wantAvote
      @wantAvote 4 роки тому +6

      @@alexdobma4694 which one...? Which "rich-old-dude?" The guy putin loves?

    • @minkman99
      @minkman99 4 роки тому +2

      @I wantAvote the whole Russia thing is such a political loser that this point, I wish people would drop it. Now the establishment is using it against Bernie. Let’s grow up

    • @dylanhaugen3739
      @dylanhaugen3739 4 роки тому +2

      Alex communist propaganda? Your saying Canada and Europe are communist? Because Bernie hasn't really suggested anything that doesn't already exist their.

    • @wantAvote
      @wantAvote 4 роки тому +3

      @@minkman99 No, No, No, i know its frustrating "but" the russia thing is a real threat to Democratic Politics. We cannot forget about it.
      yeah, i get it, bloomberg' lame attempt to use it to attack anyone (The Leader) is annoying, but you do see in this case it just makes him look ignorant and out of touch. Even my dog knows better than to believe that line of crapola... bloomberg brings a spud gun to the OK corral...

  • @sueannskerrattherron2079
    @sueannskerrattherron2079 4 роки тому +22

    I love hockey so much that even though it was painful to watch my Leafs lose that way I was so excited to watch that incredible story unfold! I get goosebumps watching the Canes congratulate their emergency goalie. Thank you, Stephen for having him on your show. Such fun!

  • @Grobohalic
    @Grobohalic Рік тому +7

    Sun salutation-“Hi, Eric, hi,” did not get the laugh it deserved 😂

  • @hippolimbicoVIII
    @hippolimbicoVIII 4 роки тому +79

    The zamboni dude had an honest, humble face.

  • @kasperjoonatan6014
    @kasperjoonatan6014 4 роки тому +93

    Well Colbert is so good at imitating Bernie he is going to be him for the next 5 years at least. (The only thing that I will miss from Trump's administration is Melania on the Late show :D )

  • @Atakir1984
    @Atakir1984 4 роки тому +41

    Sweet Jesus how I've missed this man!!!!

  • @relax3576
    @relax3576 4 роки тому +131

    We have Italian mummy and son still struggling to speak hindi after 50 years

    • @ankitbhardwaj2173
      @ankitbhardwaj2173 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂

    • @siddharthgupta9801
      @siddharthgupta9801 4 роки тому +10

      Only a few would understand this....😂😂😁

    • @yourhonor69
      @yourhonor69 4 роки тому +15

      India is a strange country. We have italians on one side and goons on other😂😂

    • @Midhunrocks
      @Midhunrocks 4 роки тому +6

      @Purva P yeah and bjp has made a india a super developed country. So proud of bjp!!

    • @hummingleaves3120
      @hummingleaves3120 4 роки тому +9

      We want citizenship in Europe,US and would pride about *Indians achievements there,celebrate if they are elected to represent the people. But back in India we cannot even accept a foreigner who married to an Indian as our own! What kind of rigid mentality is this? What kind of intolerance is this? Why do we even trumpet our tolerance from our rooftop? Humanity and love is above nation,creed,race and religion,if you lack that,you cannot claim any moral superiority on any nationals.

  • @trekkienzl2862
    @trekkienzl2862 4 роки тому +70

    Wars Trump almost started:
    * Venezuela: Trump doesn't like Maduro and Bolton was putting the idea of invading Venezuela in his head
    * North Korea: Kim and Trump started calling each other names and it almost got way out of hand
    * Iran: Trump killed an Iranian general just because
    * India: Modi tried to give Trump vegetarian food
    * Reality: Oh wait... Trump's already at war with that

    • @naajihylton1337
      @naajihylton1337 4 роки тому +2

      On you with everything but the Iranian thing wasn’t just because. More like carelessness of the repercussions

    • @notleftvsrightnationalismv4666
      @notleftvsrightnationalismv4666 4 роки тому

      Sexy hair, come to India I end your white privilege

    • @roxyraccoon8856
      @roxyraccoon8856 4 роки тому +1

      Go to the OPEC Website and look at the known Reserves of each member nation. It will give you a "better" (shameful) answer for 2 of those countries

    • @trekkienzl2862
      @trekkienzl2862 4 роки тому

      @@notleftvsrightnationalismv4666 White privilege?

  • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
    @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 4 роки тому +99

    All Bernie has to do is avoid being endorsed by Hillary, and it's a slam dunk

    • @Royo2013
      @Royo2013 4 роки тому +4

      All he has to hope is that Warren quits and Bloomberg, Biden and Buttigigieg keep running. Then Bob's your uncle

    • @wisetrollman
      @wisetrollman 4 роки тому +2

      Royo2013 doesnt matter its already over. He is winning. You cant add up “moderate” votes it doesnt work like that. Biden voters second choice is Bernie

    • @kenyafarragut6891
      @kenyafarragut6891 4 роки тому +1

      wisetrollman dude he has 39 delegates, calm down fr

    • @Royo2013
      @Royo2013 4 роки тому

      @@wisetrollman Are there any polls or research showing that? Or does it only apply to a certain demographic group? Because ideologically it wouldn't make sense for Biden supporters to switch to Sanders.

    • @barrywalls7175
      @barrywalls7175 4 роки тому

      @@Royo2013 I agree. That seems unlikely

  • @joannalawrence418
    @joannalawrence418 4 роки тому +39

    I love Stephen Colbert but this bias against bernie is becoming way too over the top it seems so off character for Stephen to be so nit picky for his jokes idk it just felt uncomfortable

    • @TheMedenka
      @TheMedenka 4 роки тому +3

      He has no choice. Colbert has to follow the rules of his employer. The establishment clearly does not want Sanders to become president.

    • @hippiecowgirl4231
      @hippiecowgirl4231 4 роки тому +3

      Joanna Lawrence , I know how you feel. It’s changed my opinion of several news people and organizations as well

    • @Doominator10
      @Doominator10 4 роки тому +3

      I don’t think Stephen has particular bias against sanders. He’s hosted him several times on the show. Sanders does make some easy targets for jokes though with the way he speaks. Seems to be in good fun to me.

    • @OspreyMusicx
      @OspreyMusicx 4 роки тому +1

      @@Doominator10 its not, ive been watching all the Colbert videos for weeks. He always goes really hard on the bernie jokes and makes jokes on Bernie the most compared to everyone else. While almost never making jokes on Pete, Warren

    • @joannalawrence418
      @joannalawrence418 4 роки тому

      @@Doominator10 maybe, it could be but it personally struck me the long way seemed idk like he was pushing it a bit

  • @misspat7555
    @misspat7555 4 роки тому +17

    Bernie is quite reasonably concerned that he will be accused of advocating for blood in the streets and everything on fire. He never has, of course, but "revolution" can mean that and of course that is the meaning an opponent would run with. He is old, but he is not stupid or senile.

  • @generaljellyroll8737
    @generaljellyroll8737 4 роки тому +134

    Hey
    Bernie 2020
    We need a political revolution

    • @DamirMohamed46
      @DamirMohamed46 4 роки тому

      www.gofundme.com/f/support-for-a-bright-future-please

    • @Hegde-
      @Hegde- 4 роки тому

      You mean like red revolution that happened in china? No thanks.....

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 4 роки тому +10

      @@Hegde- no, actually nothing like that

    • @Hegde-
      @Hegde- 4 роки тому

      @@ConstantChaos1 Bro everywhere socialism is failing in the world. I know socialism makes a lot of sense when you are high. But trust me its bad for you just like the cheap weed that socialists smoke....

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 4 роки тому +6

      @@Hegde- I've literally never been high, I grew up a military brat and have devoted my lifeuntill the age of 40 to ems. Democratic socialism works both on paper and in practice but the fact that you are conflating democratic socialism with standard socialism shows you are nothing but a troll

  • @saifshopping
    @saifshopping 4 роки тому +93

    Bernie is what America really needs!
    I still can be rich under his plan
    I still can earn more $$$
    And! You can be at ease for your children's education and family's health.

    • @thePronto
      @thePronto 4 роки тому +1

      You didn't take economics in college, did you? I can tell... Did they even have an economics course at Leningrad Community College?

    • @concernedcitizens4110
      @concernedcitizens4110 4 роки тому +2

      Pronto yeah and you got your degree from Trump University

    • @thePronto
      @thePronto 4 роки тому

      @@concernedcitizens4110 no, neither of my degrees came from that defunct institution. And the proof is that no degrees were issued. However, a $25m settlement was made to compensate *some* of those defrauded. However, people from Florida (Trump's new home) were among those excluded thanks to the FL AG (Pam Bondi) who recently featured as one of his defense team at his Senate trial. Curious, no?

    • @ValerieJNorse
      @ValerieJNorse 4 роки тому +1

      @@thePronto -- I got a distinct Russian accent from Ana Gazzawi's post, too. Maybe we're both just wrong.

    • @saifshopping
      @saifshopping 4 роки тому

      @@ValerieJNorse Russian?! 😂
      What gave it away dear? Is it my Arabic nickname, Ana Gazzawi or my brown skin?
      While I migrated to the US in 1982 and never been to your Trump land (Russia), my first presidential voting was in the 2000 election between Al Gore and little Bush.

  • @miscelany2
    @miscelany2 4 роки тому +65

    I'm a medicare for all voter. That's how i'm using my vote.

  • @kathiebradley5881
    @kathiebradley5881 4 роки тому +233

    I look forward to Stephen perfecting his Bernie Sanders after hes elected!

    • @chrisrhule1760
      @chrisrhule1760 4 роки тому +5

      Google his Worth, and that'll tell you why he doesn't like him. Colbert trying to keep a few more dollars in the coffer

    • @CairoRipper
      @CairoRipper 4 роки тому +1

      #BernieOrVest 🔥

    • @jackreacher4297
      @jackreacher4297 4 роки тому +2

      Lol pretty naive of you. Name more than 2 us presidents who have not been elected for a second term.

    • @a619ko
      @a619ko 4 роки тому +4

      I was a Bernie supporter back in 2016, and then I became a trump supporter when my tax returns doubled. I don't make much. But to see that much being handed back to me was a lifesaver.
      Voting for Trump2020, because I want to pay less taxes. It's in my best interest. 💁🏻‍♂️🇺🇲

    • @grundelgrump
      @grundelgrump 4 роки тому +4

      @@a619ko You're tax return was not doubled, don't make stuff up. Even if it was that's pretty telling that you'll accept all of the evil shit Trump does if it makes you more money.

  • @akshaygowrishankar7440
    @akshaygowrishankar7440 4 роки тому +81

    Fun fact: the Taj Mahal was a memorial commissioned by Shah Jahan for his deceased wife. Find the irony of this situation, given this context.

    • @223Drone
      @223Drone 4 роки тому +18

      Don't forget Shah Jahan was a Muslim.

    • @thePronto
      @thePronto 4 роки тому +13

      @claire bigelow that means that Trump has been demeaning Muslims as a key plank in his platform since 2015. Let's also not forget that he wants more immigrants from Norway and less from 'shithole countries' and we can easily infer that he included India in that grouping....

    • @globalwarmhugs7741
      @globalwarmhugs7741 4 роки тому +4

      @@thePronto yeah, and Norwegians are clambering to live in America. He's a moron. 😁

    • @camsaffari
      @camsaffari 4 роки тому +4

      Also the irony that most of it's architecture and craftsmanship came from the bigger Persia (Iran, Afghanistan, Tajikistan, ...)

    • @amalkallarackal9293
      @amalkallarackal9293 4 роки тому +1

      And shah jahan married the sister of his deceased wife before the construction was completed....😂😂😂

  • @dalejones9919
    @dalejones9919 4 роки тому +242

    Trump* trying to speak Hindi sounds like his grifter 'spiritual adviser' Paula White speaking in tongues.

    • @realzachfluke1
      @realzachfluke1 4 роки тому +4

      Dale Jones fucking facts

    • @richardvinsen2385
      @richardvinsen2385 4 роки тому +14

      Dale Jones It doesn’t sound much different than when he attempts to speak English.

    • @richarddarlington1139
      @richarddarlington1139 4 роки тому +3

      I get it!
      Homina homina O bla di bla da. Who put the bop in the bop sha bop sha bop
      rama rama ding dong.

    • @davidhollenshead4892
      @davidhollenshead4892 4 роки тому +1

      Paula White speaking in tongues:ua-cam.com/video/CSCn3xvhyPg/v-deo.html

    • @rowynnecrowley1689
      @rowynnecrowley1689 4 роки тому

      @@richarddarlington1139 It's "Rama Lama", just so you know.

  • @billyakin3301
    @billyakin3301 4 роки тому +30

    I was at the Bernie Sanders Rally in Las Vegas. It was awesome!!

    • @kenyafarragut6891
      @kenyafarragut6891 4 роки тому

      I live in Vegas & y’all are like a cult

    • @billyakin3301
      @billyakin3301 4 роки тому

      @@kenyafarragut6891 Yeah, a Cult of all different religions, ages, and races!? We are a Peaceful Political Revolution. THUMP has a Cult of Personality. BIG DIFFERENCE!!

    • @kenyafarragut6891
      @kenyafarragut6891 4 роки тому

      Billy Akin cult of complete nonsense. The Jim Jones cult had different races & ages too, look it up

    • @billyakin3301
      @billyakin3301 4 роки тому

      @@kenyafarragut6891 Yeah but, Jim Jones was of one Religious Mind.
      Thump + Evangelicals + Fox Spews + Republicans = Cult.
      "CULT OF PERSONALITY"
      Look that up...

    • @kenyafarragut6891
      @kenyafarragut6891 4 роки тому

      Billy Akin I know what a cult of personality is & im not disputing What you’ve said about Trump & his ilk...y’all still a cult tho

  • @abhishekdasgupta9239
    @abhishekdasgupta9239 4 роки тому +8

    Trump: Swami Vivekamonno
    Swami Vivekananda after coming back to life: Am I a joke to u?

  • @dlcdlc100
    @dlcdlc100 4 роки тому +81

    Did he say "Ah-mah-bad"?
    As in Ahmahbad president...
    As in Ahmahbad excuse for a human being...?

  • @nerdmasala
    @nerdmasala 4 роки тому +64

    Trump pronunciations
    Ahmedabad: imma-bad
    Gujarat: Gur-jaat
    Sachin: Soochin
    Swami Vivekananda: Swami Vivekamunundsadasdjnasjfd

    • @sharmajikabetaofficial6482
      @sharmajikabetaofficial6482 4 роки тому +2

      My teacher: Abey Saale!!

    • @shantidavid3401
      @shantidavid3401 4 роки тому

      @@sharmajikabetaofficial6482, what's the meaning of Abey Saale?

    • @beeps3005
      @beeps3005 4 роки тому

      He can't speak English. How could anyone possibly expect him to pronounce foreign words?
      That anyone would deny that Trump is an idiot simply proves that they themselves are a bigger one...who else would admit falling for such a two bit scammer who doesn't let a day go by without tainting the office of the presidency.

    • @sareeyemanusqaame8723
      @sareeyemanusqaame8723 4 роки тому

      I think trump has mental illness even when he speaks English. It seems his mind is absent from what he’s saying

    • @kimfucku8074
      @kimfucku8074 4 роки тому

      Haha, you are too nice on him!

  • @fuantaji
    @fuantaji 4 роки тому +272

    I want a t-shirt with "Just don't overdo it" now.

  • @cothillion4703
    @cothillion4703 4 роки тому +23

    i love how stephen can’t stop laughing at how ridiculous these jokes are 😂

  • @MrMacroVision
    @MrMacroVision 4 роки тому +134

    he wants to be a building,
    the lights are on but nobody is home?

    • @bilateralrope8643
      @bilateralrope8643 4 роки тому +1

      Or he got confused when one of his mob connections talked about how they put people into foundations.

    • @a.kenneth3521
      @a.kenneth3521 4 роки тому

      The elevator doesn’t make it all the way to the top?

    • @jimmythebold589
      @jimmythebold589 4 роки тому

      @@a.kenneth3521 escalator...

    • @autumbreeze1129
      @autumbreeze1129 4 роки тому

      I wasn't aware the lights had been changed since he was 5

  • @danielgonitie3075
    @danielgonitie3075 4 роки тому +107

    He is an embarrassment wherever he goes. I can't wait for this year to end fast so that I don't have to go through hell watching him in foreign countries embarrassing us.

    • @Raptor-22
      @Raptor-22 4 роки тому +5

      Hes not embarrasing you. Hes the only one to tackle radical Islam something India has been suffering for for over 1500 years. Hes not a great communicator but hes the only president that actually puts America first. Indians support him atleast. The US and India partnership will be greater than ever before. This is just the beginning. Problem with Americans is you have no idea of what goes on across the globe.

    • @nidotagru6168
      @nidotagru6168 4 роки тому +5

      Modi: Dolund Trump

    • @danielgonitie3075
      @danielgonitie3075 4 роки тому +11

      @@Raptor-22 What does the Orange man has done that he deserved a praise from you and your like, is it just because he killed Sulamani lol. He is a disaster in so many ways. He is a mumbling moron who divided the citizens of his country based on race, religion, economy and more. I am confident to say that he will be gone November 20th.

    • @Raptor-22
      @Raptor-22 4 роки тому +1

      @@danielgonitie3075 Again you dont understand trumps policy in the Indo pacific and Pakistan. He's bringing your troops home ffs. Obama preached that and made things so much worse. The democrats wanted a tougher immigration policies and a wall in the first place. Hes got your economy to the best position its been for years. Minority unemployment has hit a huge time low. China and escpecially China would screw you on high tarrifs. Those will now be gone. The access hes giving India in terms of intel when it comes to security is huge. America just last week provided the India navy intel that nuclear bomb casings were being shipped from china to Pakistan (Worlds largest sponsor of terror). Pakistan are trying to arm nuclear bombs on drones to use against India. Imagine how fucked up that is. This is the same Pakistan that that terrorist supporter Bernie Sanders backs. Imgaine that. He wanted to take India to the UN regarding Kashmir.
      WOW......Trump has literally broken Iran economically and has torn up a terrible agreement that Obama proposed that would have allowed Iran to have nuclear weapons. Those nukes were developed specifically to wipe Israel off the map. Qasem Soleimani was using proxies Lebense hizballah. There were imminet attacks that were coming towards Delhi and US soil. Please read more.......
      www.dni.gov/files/documents/Newsroom/Testimonies/SSCI%20Unclassified%20SFR%20-%20Final.pdf
      I tend to find liberals are the least educated people. Your left wing in the US and the Left wing in Europe and UK has completely alligned itself with radical Islam
      Hes basically done everything he said he would bar the wall. Theres no way hes losing the election. But then again its America....

    • @ImranKhan-iv8ut
      @ImranKhan-iv8ut 4 роки тому +8

      @@Raptor-22 1500 years? Islam itself is 1400 years old.. Wtf?

  • @sujimtangerines
    @sujimtangerines 4 роки тому +44

    Funny how everyone in the MSM forgets that Obama praised Castro, too! But it was okay when he did it, right?
    Guess that's in a different segment -And no mention of Bloomberg getting spanked by Warren at the debate? Maybe that's low-hanging fruit... Or does Bloomberg have a stake in CBS?-

    • @michaeleasterwood6558
      @michaeleasterwood6558 4 роки тому +3

      No it wasn't.Nobody forgot,but we are not talking about Obama here.

    • @thePronto
      @thePronto 4 роки тому

      Pretty sure by now that the bots and trolls are pulling hard for Bernie because they think Trump can beat him. Have you got something on Bernie 'M McCoy', or are you just going to turn on him after the convention for being a 'socialist'? Now there's irony...

    • @ValerieJNorse
      @ValerieJNorse 4 роки тому

      M McCoy -- So obviously you didn't watch the "Fury Road" segment, which, for the first time tonight, featured Elizabeth Warren head-butting Bloomberg.

    • @sujimtangerines
      @sujimtangerines 4 роки тому

      @@ValerieJNorse
      So obviously you didn't notice that line I crossed out rather than delete it in case someone commented on it?

  • @johnnybraccia452
    @johnnybraccia452 4 роки тому +8

    "When we come back, Warren checks Bloomberg into the boards" he delivered that line better than Trump speaks in general. that's kind of a tongue twister and he looks like it was dark back stage and now he's being blinded by the stage lights. Well done, Dave.

  • @Ali-Al-Barzinji
    @Ali-Al-Barzinji 4 роки тому +24

    Bernie even got the vote of aliens in area 51 in nevada 😂🐦❤

  • @MrCortar
    @MrCortar 4 роки тому +60

    Oh please, Trump's relationship with Kim jong is way more alarming then Sanders talking about Castro's educational system.

    • @hippiecowgirl4231
      @hippiecowgirl4231 4 роки тому +3

      Elegante ,not to mention his one with Putin

    • @Surabhi_Raaut
      @Surabhi_Raaut 4 роки тому +1

      @@hippiecowgirl4231 what's wrong with that. He is trying to invite all leaders on one table

  • @kristopherb8046
    @kristopherb8046 4 роки тому +20

    So is Bloomberg paying for this episode?

    • @Code1127
      @Code1127 4 роки тому +4

      Kristopher B bahahahaha perfect

    • @maxdoubt5219
      @maxdoubt5219 4 роки тому +1

      Hahaha! Kris. Y're a wit.

    • @ValerieJNorse
      @ValerieJNorse 4 роки тому

      @@maxdoubt5219 -- He's a twit. There, fixed it for you.

  • @JoseRobles-fv9zm
    @JoseRobles-fv9zm 4 роки тому +56

    trump's "presidency" is like we are living in a Haanna & Barbera's cartoon but with a real devilish twist.

    • @pushpmadaan
      @pushpmadaan 4 роки тому +3

      Same here in India...

    • @mg9854
      @mg9854 4 роки тому

      @@pushpmadaan lol...i pity on u son.. trump had a close win while modi had a lanslide victory...so I don't think its normal for other people in India when u say this!