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  • Опубліковано 18 сер 2019
  • The Daily Show puzzles over some of Donald Trump’s most baffling attempts to explain how the world works, including his takes on 5G, windmills, trade deals and more.
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  • @ripaniboutique9950
    @ripaniboutique9950 4 роки тому +1428

    I'm African, I live in Ghana...and I'm sad for America 😪🤣🤣🤣

    • @redwakeup2863
      @redwakeup2863 4 роки тому +92

      I grew up in and even fought for America and I've watched this country go from bad to evil

    • @Sugarcane510
      @Sugarcane510 4 роки тому +46

      Ripani Boutique we’re sad too

    • @fetahgoal3009
      @fetahgoal3009 4 роки тому +15

      just be sad for ur country and the whole africa 😭😭😭

    • @ripaniboutique9950
      @ripaniboutique9950 4 роки тому +40

      @@fetahgoal3009 I'm angry in our case,not sad

    • @ripaniboutique9950
      @ripaniboutique9950 4 роки тому +8

      @@redwakeup2863 I feel you bruh

  • @Steve_1999
    @Steve_1999 3 роки тому +2975

    Whenever Donald starts a sentence with "Not many people know this" That means he just learned something or he's making up something.

    • @andreshusk1332
      @andreshusk1332 3 роки тому +116

      “If you can’t explain it to a six-year-old, you don’t understand it yourself. “
      - Albert Einstein

    • @Steve_1999
      @Steve_1999 3 роки тому +10

      @@andreshusk1332 I don't understand what that quote is referring to.

    • @bonbonpony
      @bonbonpony 3 роки тому +31

      No, you don't get it. He's explaining it to his voters :J

    • @Steve_1999
      @Steve_1999 3 роки тому +14

      @@bonbonpony Ok, now it makes sense. You could've meant that in countless other ways..

    • @botskiegranada4081
      @botskiegranada4081 3 роки тому +20

      Your president is brainless...liar..lunatic..HOPE NEXT TIME CREATE A PANEL OF PSYCHIATRIST TO EVALUATE THE MIND OF YOUR PROSPECTIVE PRESIDENT.. PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS A 2ND GRADER IQ... PHILIPPINES..😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭🙄🙄🙄🙄

  • @richardsundermann8128
    @richardsundermann8128 Рік тому +154

    I never tire of watching this segment. I miss Trevor.

    • @Treysorable
      @Treysorable 11 місяців тому +4

      Seriously, I don't know what to do with the internet anymore 😑

    • @leeperry509
      @leeperry509 4 місяці тому +1

      What is he up to?

    • @shirleyq3023
      @shirleyq3023 3 місяці тому +2

      So do i😢

    • @milliet1227
      @milliet1227 Місяць тому

      I do too. He was brilliant.❤

  • @N_MACHIAVELLI
    @N_MACHIAVELLI 2 роки тому +475

    Even after he's been voted out of office. I'm still ashamed that he was our president...

    • @mccxcccx7793
      @mccxcccx7793 2 роки тому +5

      Aren't you ashamed at all at the person you voted for to replace him? You should be appalled.

    • @mjohanss1975
      @mjohanss1975 2 роки тому

      @@mccxcccx7793 You have got to be a Trump-supporter with that kind of black and white thinking. You don't have to be for something just because you are against something else. The whole world hates Trump. Doesn't mean we like Biden.

    • @Heartfelt-zv7wh
      @Heartfelt-zv7wh 2 роки тому +10

      @@H-to-O Well said. 👏👏👏👏

    • @chrisreid6445
      @chrisreid6445 Рік тому +9

      very much agree with you. A real embarrassment.

    • @crotalusatrox7931
      @crotalusatrox7931 Рік тому

      As if Biden is any better. Ole Joe is taking us down the toilet.

  • @tttlt84
    @tttlt84 3 роки тому +1427

    The dude laughing in the back when Trump tried to explain 5G 😂

    • @houdini9739
      @houdini9739 3 роки тому +65

      Lol yeah he couldn’t hold in his laughter at how Trump clearly had no idea what he was talking about.

    • @biohazardbutterfly1344
      @biohazardbutterfly1344 3 роки тому +19

      Right 😂😂😂

    • @kenrickeason
      @kenrickeason 3 роки тому +39

      Dude tried to hold it in but at some point it just had to come out.. 😂 Dealing with President Trump's stupidity how can you not laugh like hell at him?

    • @graceaswath5681
      @graceaswath5681 3 роки тому +10

      Hahahahahaha

    • @KappaChiino
      @KappaChiino 3 роки тому +22

      I swear, my family is sleep atm. So I couldn’t laugh, but I was about to explode there 🤣

  • @curtisthomas2670
    @curtisthomas2670 3 роки тому +1120

    "If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit".

    • @drewstaser9726
      @drewstaser9726 3 роки тому +61

      -Donald Trump to himself in the mirror every day

    • @shejean
      @shejean 3 роки тому +18

      The musical ‘Chicago’ has a song in it called RAZZLE DAZZLE that fits Trump ‘to a T’.

    • @curtisthomas2670
      @curtisthomas2670 3 роки тому +19

      Covfefe

    • @veronicaalleyne
      @veronicaalleyne 3 роки тому +10

      I ussed that one many times myself to sum him up also

    • @user-kp8dh5wu2n
      @user-kp8dh5wu2n 2 роки тому +5

      W.C. Fields

  • @homiehomerson2705
    @homiehomerson2705 Рік тому +46

    I remember when Hillary called these "people" deplorable I cringed and thought she went too far. Now I realize she didn't go far enough for these insurrectionists.

  • @frankenns
    @frankenns 3 роки тому +26

    19:53 my favorite “the oranges” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you can literally hear someone say “What????” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @OC1621.
      @OC1621. Рік тому

      I'm heading into twenty twenty three and this is still funny. ORANGES are still ORIGIN'S. Trevor I misses you. 12-27-22.🇺🇲🇺🇲💯

  • @djtae808
    @djtae808 4 роки тому +1905

    Picture ID for groceries? Noise of windmills causes cancer?? Wow

    • @LazarusStr
      @LazarusStr 4 роки тому +74

      “Wow” isn’t even the word...”Wow” isn’t even the word...I can’t blame another country for looking at us with a side eye... 👁 Im glad Trevor Noah is hosting this show. Because the level of stupidity that is exuded from the President’s mouth is making me light headed 🥴 Trevor helps to balance out the stupid...because watching him alone would make my head pop 🙊🙉🙈🐵🥴

    • @lesismore49
      @lesismore49 4 роки тому +48

      I've seen windmills, but never been close enough to hear them. If they are loud, they could cause hearing loss. But I've also never seen houses right next to them. Or piles of dead birds under them. 😒

    • @djtae808
      @djtae808 4 роки тому +38

      @@LazarusStr I try to t ignore The Orange one as much as possible. He is a migraine trigger for me. The stupidity that slips past me is always pointed out by Trever and Colbert. I'm just flabbergasted. Wow is all I could say...

    • @kennethhwang3425
      @kennethhwang3425 4 роки тому +19

      LESismore Honestly, if anything is endangering birds, it’d be pollution from factories, and unregulated bird hunting, and cats. I love cats but NEUTER AND SPAY!

    • @korayven9255
      @korayven9255 4 роки тому +5

      @@lesismore49 And the cancer?

  • @unoriginalname2016
    @unoriginalname2016 4 роки тому +936

    This video needs to be archived for use in future US history classes

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 4 роки тому +56

      In history textbooks from 2016 - 2020 it should say "America was experiencing technical difficulties".

    • @allisonrand7526
      @allisonrand7526 4 роки тому +2

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D. hahahahaha sad, but true!

    • @Collective239
      @Collective239 4 роки тому

      It is... its called youtube. Check it out

    • @hiroader11theanalysts65
      @hiroader11theanalysts65 4 роки тому +3

      Donsplaining good stuff, good stuff.

    • @jiorts
      @jiorts 4 роки тому +6

      as if its gonna change everything...i thought it cant get worse than bush jr...the next one is gonna be even worse

  • @mickeysalah1916
    @mickeysalah1916 3 роки тому +154

    I was watching this and my friend's little brother who's 5 came and said "I'm pretty sure walls are older".

    • @keerthanavasan0331
      @keerthanavasan0331 2 роки тому +11

      when a five year old is smarter than the president

    • @Geniusignotus
      @Geniusignotus 2 роки тому +2

      @@keerthanavasan0331 This is America

  • @andreheinrich7443
    @andreheinrich7443 Рік тому +64

    THIS will never get old .... greetings from germany 🤣😂

    • @paulawilder8368
      @paulawilder8368 Рік тому +7

      As an embarrassed American, I want to apologize for Trump.

    • @danamarvelstar
      @danamarvelstar Рік тому

      Same here. I wouldn’t of voted for him if I could at the time (I was under 18 at the time)

    • @rosethxr
      @rosethxr Рік тому

      same 💀😂

    • @joaogacia6508
      @joaogacia6508 Рік тому

      @@danamarvelstar eighteen ??? really in my country people now can vote at 16 greetings from portugal

    • @danamarvelstar
      @danamarvelstar Рік тому

      @@paulawilder8368 if you voted for him, then I understand your apology. And I accept. If you didn’t vote for him, there is no need to apologize. Their was no way we could of known at the time he would do all those things.

  • @garypickford2313
    @garypickford2313 4 роки тому +4228

    “If you can’t explain it to a six-year-old, you don’t understand it yourself. “
    - Albert Einstein

    • @emoquent9447
      @emoquent9447 4 роки тому +80

      He never said that

    • @allahstan4171
      @allahstan4171 4 роки тому +58

      @@emoquent9447 lol get wooshed

    • @maythesciencebewithyou
      @maythesciencebewithyou 4 роки тому +42

      @@allahstan4171 That's not being "whooshed"

    • @garypickford2313
      @garypickford2313 4 роки тому +164

      “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe. “
      - Albert Einstein

    • @gurusmurf5921
      @gurusmurf5921 4 роки тому +211

      @@emoquent9447 "Most quotes on the internet are accurately attributed." -Abraham Lincoln

  • @shwanagarner3966
    @shwanagarner3966 3 роки тому +1585

    I still cannot not believe over 70 million people wanted him to stay in office. What an embarrassment 🤦

    • @shwanagarner3966
      @shwanagarner3966 3 роки тому +61

      And millions lost their jobs, and over 450,000 have died. So really!

    • @aguywithalotofopinions412
      @aguywithalotofopinions412 3 роки тому +26

      Fox might’ve had a hand in that

    • @cherokeenevin3763
      @cherokeenevin3763 3 роки тому +92

      @Nagato972 Trump makes a few thousand jobs and we're all supposed to polish his boots with our tongues for it, but then Biden kills a few thousand jobs to stop a huge amount of man made climate change and he "isn't any better" than the man who put thousands of children in concentration camps, and lost all their parents in war torn, cartel run countries so that we can't even release them?

    • @davidwinston8122
      @davidwinston8122 3 роки тому +7

      Sorry. When ddi that ever happen.

    • @davidwinston8122
      @davidwinston8122 3 роки тому +1

      Nagato972

  • @loiscurry1020
    @loiscurry1020 Рік тому +39

    Trevor you slay me ,my stomach hurt s everytime I listen to your show you're great at this. Much love. Keep it up my friend.

  • @crazylector
    @crazylector Рік тому +9

    "Stop that pigeon. It's headed to the kremlin." I died.. :D

  • @lorelaiclubb559
    @lorelaiclubb559 3 роки тому +1564

    As an actual cancer survivor, him saying the sound windmills make cause cancer disgusts me. This man is an embarrassment 🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @dawsonmondell1252
      @dawsonmondell1252 3 роки тому +55

      He was stupid to say that

    • @ralral3545
      @ralral3545 3 роки тому +50

      He's a DISGUSTING TRAITOR.

    • @TheTunaMaster
      @TheTunaMaster 3 роки тому +78

      i know how you feel . it took three thousand stitches to put me back together after they removed the tumor. and that dumbass margenalizes everything

    • @calmshorefilms1960
      @calmshorefilms1960 3 роки тому +35

      Sorry you had to hear that. congratulations on your fight. God bless

    • @martybaldwin7844
      @martybaldwin7844 3 роки тому +5

      TheTunaMaster It sounded to me like trump was being sarcastic about the windmills causing cancer.

  • @cy3970
    @cy3970 4 роки тому +4904

    I used to watch Tom and Jerry for laughs, now I watch the news

  • @nelinotakam2621
    @nelinotakam2621 Рік тому +34

    It kinda funny to rewatch this part on how you said he's walking with secrets documents and have him investigated for it right now😅😅😅😅

  • @princiiemalesa8830
    @princiiemalesa8830 2 роки тому +5

    "I said 'do they all have wheels? '" 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @cristinadamian9942
    @cristinadamian9942 4 роки тому +1390

    Thank you America for an endless supply of comedy during these hard times

    • @alcoholic402
      @alcoholic402 3 роки тому +24

      You're welcome

    • @blakelondon1
      @blakelondon1 3 роки тому +24

      I'm glad we could help.

    • @willmeariver7079
      @willmeariver7079 3 роки тому +10

      It's funny until some country gets blown up. And which country do you live in? I'm just asking for the president.

    • @cristinadamian9942
      @cristinadamian9942 3 роки тому +53

      WILLMEARIVER oh it’s fine, your president is only good for Twitter fights when it comes to things like that. I’m from Romania, which you probably haven’t heard of, but we’re doing pretty well here in Europe. 😊

    • @bridgetkane2856
      @bridgetkane2856 3 роки тому +19

      @@cristinadamian9942 we've heard of Romania. I don't know much else about it, but I have heard of it.The American public school system is sad.

  • @topand.s7220
    @topand.s7220 3 роки тому +777

    Why am i feeling so embarrassed watching this. I'm not even American

    • @kerriganm
      @kerriganm 3 роки тому +42

      Save us! From ourselves! Never before have I so wished I was Canadian...

    • @Poemi10304
      @Poemi10304 3 роки тому +31

      As an American, I’m not feeling embarrassed. I feel rage and hopelessness. @Kerrigan: Also been thinking I’d be better off Canadian.

    • @trevorjolls1480
      @trevorjolls1480 3 роки тому +15

      Topan D.S It’s embarrassing that anyone even voted him.

    • @trevorjolls1480
      @trevorjolls1480 3 роки тому +10

      Kerrigan McCarthy I wanna move to Canada, too

    • @sunnyqueen5685
      @sunnyqueen5685 3 роки тому +6

      On the other hand I guess there's me, a Spaniard who just feels glee at seeing we are not the only country who had/has elected a dumbass for President.

  • @darenblackshire2827
    @darenblackshire2827 Рік тому +48

    Love your show,your channel and you! We really enjoy your dedication to all of the people! “TREVOR NOAH FOR PRESIDENT!!!”

  • @skankhunt420
    @skankhunt420 8 місяців тому +5

    Secret documents not only in his pocket 😂

  • @MasterPourKnowP
    @MasterPourKnowP 4 роки тому +261

    Sucks when I'm on line buying food and suddenly I remember I forgot my "papers".

    • @nartouzumaki8232
      @nartouzumaki8232 4 роки тому +1

      hahaha

    • @janen7385
      @janen7385 4 роки тому +10

      OI ! WHERES YOUR LICENSE FOR THAT ORANGE ?!

    • @allhumansarejusthuman.5776
      @allhumansarejusthuman.5776 4 роки тому +1

      How do you do that without your 5g? You cannot forget your papers with your 5g. Huuuge tactical advantages. The bigleast. But first you need the 4g and the 3g.

    • @janen7385
      @janen7385 4 роки тому +4

      Then, then don't forget, there's the 6th and 7G. There will be OranGe, too.

    • @WBoneB
      @WBoneB 4 роки тому +3

      You dont need papers, just a mark on your forehead would work. Hah

  • @graffitiwomen
    @graffitiwomen 4 роки тому +765

    Yes, of course, the lady at Walmart always checks my grocery ID, when I buy oranges or whatever? 😂😂

    • @rgwak
      @rgwak 4 роки тому +48

      I quit my job at the local mini-golf place when I learned the sound of windmills causes cancer! 😄😆

    • @HongFeiBai
      @HongFeiBai 4 роки тому +5

      Only if you're under 40 😂

    • @firoferva6761
      @firoferva6761 4 роки тому +9

      *origins

    • @swanky_yuropean7514
      @swanky_yuropean7514 4 роки тому +17

      Excuse me ma'am. Do you have a license to buy Oranges? I thought so. Jimmy lock her up in grocery jail. 😉

    • @tomt6963
      @tomt6963 4 роки тому +8

      Don't tell Don, that there is a WALLMart

  • @ellenjo86324
    @ellenjo86324 2 роки тому +38

    Trevor is a treasure. He is a consistently laugh-out-loud hilarious.

  • @grimmSOL
    @grimmSOL 2 роки тому +189

    Now that we have a bit of normalcy, again, I like going back to these.
    It's like the Trump administration was the blooper reel of American democracy. 😂

    • @criticalroleace2846
      @criticalroleace2846 Рік тому +12

      This is the perfect analogy!

    • @karaoketown6503
      @karaoketown6503 Рік тому +1

      So don't you miss Trump in the office and brilliant comedians like Trevor Noah giving us the sad news in a way to make us laugh? Maybe that's why Trevor had to leave the show, the material had dried out with Trump out of the Oval Office.

    • @bdillz7195
      @bdillz7195 Рік тому +1

      @@karaoketown6503 Trevor had wanted to leave prior to covid but it actually had the worst/best results for 🇺🇸 us I'd say cause we got to enjoy the last moments of lockdown with
      donald j duck/trump

    • @nathanvalaneildaniel3123
      @nathanvalaneildaniel3123 9 місяців тому

      Lol you call Bidens Leadership normality? Atleast the rest of the world respected America under trump...the rest of the world views America as a joke because of Biden!

    • @beverleyheadley-glover371
      @beverleyheadley-glover371 5 місяців тому +1

      Hey Trev. Former Prez. Doesn't understand that people are empathetic with his cause to save his company. Sad so sad

  • @blakedurston
    @blakedurston 4 роки тому +506

    I’m 17 now, and I remember when I was like 7 I told my dad that I was sad that there was nothing interesting happening in the time I was living in. He witnessed Germany’s reunification, his parents witnessed the moon landing, but for me there was nothing. Now I realize I was wrong. I definitely have something to tell my kids about.

    • @TheXarus
      @TheXarus 4 роки тому +8

      You can tell them about how I'm depressed

    • @AliceNsWonderland
      @AliceNsWonderland 4 роки тому +24

      I hope you'll register to vote as soon as you turn 18! "This" is what happens when so many people assume "someone else will vote, I don't need to"

    • @brandonsmith7007
      @brandonsmith7007 4 роки тому +40

      No offense bud but we have literally been at war your whole life, had our first black President in your lifetime, and a special needs person as President after that! Youve been alive for tonnes!!

    • @saramcknz
      @saramcknz 4 роки тому +7

      “It was supposed to be space travel. It was supposed to be space travel.”

    • @chickenflower4829
      @chickenflower4829 4 роки тому +1

      TheXarus and cured by watching American politic news

  • @undine8750
    @undine8750 3 роки тому +527

    10:33 "I have an instinct for science" seems like an oxymoron. Isn't science about rejecting instinct and gut feelings in favor of experimentation and evidence based conclusions?

    • @P.H691
      @P.H691 3 роки тому +24

      Apparently, people don’t acknowledge science despite science helping humanity evolve. Ignorance is still strong, which is kinda stupid

    • @ShizakuIzaiyoi
      @ShizakuIzaiyoi 3 роки тому +31

      anyone who actually thinks you can have an instinct for science probably wouldn't know enough about science to realize that its an oxymoron.

    • @paulbunyangonewild7596
      @paulbunyangonewild7596 3 роки тому +5

      @@ShizakuIzaiyoi like they would know what that word means

    • @myrizg
      @myrizg 3 роки тому +4

      The best way of demonstrating his ignorance!

    • @n484l3iehugtil
      @n484l3iehugtil 3 роки тому +2

      Replying without any context: Science does need some creativity in realising how to solve problems. If you solve enough problems, you build up an "instinct" of what to look out for. tbh applies to any field of study.

  • @asif25600
    @asif25600 Рік тому +20

    I really miss Trevor Noah as the host of The Daily Show 😢

  • @dianaspivey9430
    @dianaspivey9430 11 місяців тому +6

    Travel Barbie Outfit....
    I can't no more😂😂😂😂

  • @terencedove5047
    @terencedove5047 3 роки тому +537

    Either Mark Twain or Abraham Lincoln once said: "It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt."
    Donald Trump opened his mouth, and...

    • @christianabonyan7574
      @christianabonyan7574 3 роки тому +15

      Common woman?... devil...blah blah... people who bring religion in every conversation are delusional.... and who is calling Ghana a shithole?... Hahaha..I dont blame you... pray we continue to be shitholes so u benefit...but the day we come out of that supposed shithole..am not sure it is gonna be easy for the world... Mother Africa is at the centre of the world..Everyone taps into her resources.... so be grateful...and it amazes me that people are soo ignorant combined with arrogance to not find out stuff for themselves.....At the end of the day we the shitholes dont make weapons of mass destruction.... U make them and sell them to these countries so they destroy themselves and become the shitholes, you easily benefit from.😊

    • @itzystreamingplaylistsonch5471
      @itzystreamingplaylistsonch5471 3 роки тому +4

      99.9% sure it was Mark Twain. We had to sing a short song about it in choir ^^.

    • @skyym3629
      @skyym3629 3 роки тому +2

      @@christianabonyan7574 .... Well, you sure did blow the argument of "the U.S. is to blame for Mexicos cartel violence, drug smuggling, and murders" because the Americans use and want their drugs so bad, that poor Mexico has no choice and are not to blame. lolololol.
      It sucks when you can't have your cake and eat it too, huh?
      Actually do worry about it, I'm sure this is way too much over your head for you to even understand.

    • @automaton1740
      @automaton1740 3 роки тому +4

      @@skyym3629 okay so, this might come as a shock to you, but the cartel system is something called a "market" which means that both sides are getting something out of it. The cartel produce and sell drugs to americans, yes, but that market only exists because Americans are buying their drugs.
      The cartel system exists because the US government banned the possession of those drugs and never provided the resources required for Americans to shake the addiction.
      Both sides made mistakes, Mexico definitely hasn't stamped out the seeds of corruption in their government as much as is needed (though they literally couldn't, as damn near everyone in power gets some amount of money from the cartels, and the cartels have immense influence within the population.) and the USA has consistently failed to provide the support and resources to allow addicts to recover and has increasingly criminalized and militarized their "war on drugs," forcing the cartels to become increasingly violent and ruthless in their attempts to protect their own lives.
      It's a shitty and complex issue, don't treat it like Mexico was just forcing its drugs in the US. Both nations have failed in multiple areas when dealing with the issue.

    • @cuac5869
      @cuac5869 3 роки тому

      @@automaton1740 finally someone sane that understands the problem. If there were no demand there wouldn't be supply. You can't just kill out the drug problem. Banning it and then blaming it on other countries does not solve it. You have to bring it to light and address the issue from both sides. Literally all the government is doing now is persecuting drug offences and killing criminals. There is no support to decrease drug addiction (demand) and there is no actions against corruption that supports the cartels (supply).

  • @willmeariver7079
    @willmeariver7079 3 роки тому +3350

    The really scary thing is, about half of the citizens think he is smart.

    • @thevampirecielphantomhive2342
      @thevampirecielphantomhive2342 3 роки тому +247

      @bill Johnson Being the President doesn't mean your smart. It just means you convinced people to vote for you which in this case is like fooling morons which isn't hard at all.

    • @bobs182
      @bobs182 3 роки тому +159

      @bill Johnson Yes, Trump has a talent for being a con man.

    • @judithtakens
      @judithtakens 3 роки тому +137

      I think they like him because they can finally understand and level with their president

    • @willmeariver7079
      @willmeariver7079 3 роки тому +69

      @bill Johnson Never, and I'm still smarter than a Trumpdumpster and the garbage within.

    • @shaniseclarke3270
      @shaniseclarke3270 3 роки тому +48

      You got to be kidding me!!! Sometimes I wonder if he has a brain

  • @Riclaval
    @Riclaval 3 роки тому +19

    The wheels and walls talk was donsplaining with cryptic hints that they'll make a single part of the wall on a single set of wheels going around the border, to safe costs.

  • @sharontaylor662
    @sharontaylor662 Рік тому +7

    Choking on laughter!!!! Trevor, you capture the essence perfectly of this man's idiocy, idiosy odyssey....he cannot be real! No, he IS real, it's the ppl who supported and voted for him that are unreal. The Three Stooges fan club!

  • @anonagain
    @anonagain 4 роки тому +219

    5G? Some of us in rural America still don't have any cell phone coverage or what the rest of the world defines as broadband internet. Maybe we should work on that first?

    • @PabloSanchez-qu6ib
      @PabloSanchez-qu6ib 4 роки тому +29

      Don't worry, it will trickle down.

    • @baconous689
      @baconous689 4 роки тому +1

      I like that idea

    • @allhumansarejusthuman.5776
      @allhumansarejusthuman.5776 4 роки тому

      Ikr?
      ....
      They are gonna end up waiting till direct cell to satellite is a thing creating global coverage....
      Ant they?

    • @anonagain
      @anonagain 4 роки тому +7

      @@PabloSanchez-qu6ib 'Trickle' is a good word for rural internet speeds in the US. But I'm tired of getting trickled down on by the 1% - only the President likes that. ;)

    • @pacovasda5955
      @pacovasda5955 4 роки тому

      @@allhumansarejusthuman.5776 that already exists hadn't even watching the news Elon musk just put up a set of many many many many many satellites to do that very thing.

  • @TheKrazeeLadee
    @TheKrazeeLadee 4 роки тому +459

    My favourite: "It's on an island...... surrounded by....... water. Big water. Ocean water."

    • @neverendingtoasterbath956
      @neverendingtoasterbath956 4 роки тому +38

      Krazee Ladee the water isn’t just any water... it’s the bigliest water

    • @name3j8
      @name3j8 4 роки тому +4

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @vladovojtas3441
      @vladovojtas3441 4 роки тому +1

      Indigo island with Grace of god and Adi ocean

    • @lenawebb-bey3642
      @lenawebb-bey3642 4 роки тому +15

      Krazee Ladee pitiful. When are his supporters wake up and REALLY listen to what he is putting out. This guy is dumb as a rock! Apologies to any rock feeling insulted.

    • @mysterymeat586
      @mysterymeat586 4 роки тому +5

      I lost it when Gen Grant "went in and knocked the hell out of everyone!". I'm glad I wasn't drinking out of my coffee cup when I heard that.

  • @firstname__lastname
    @firstname__lastname 3 роки тому +9

    Urgh. I needed this today soooo bad. 😆😆😆 Please do more!

  • @zoehurst6067
    @zoehurst6067 Рік тому +23

    Looking back at this and see that he could be carrying secret documents is funny

  • @ethanyork3037
    @ethanyork3037 4 роки тому +723

    I started out laughing but around the 10 minute mark it just became depressing

    • @smurfhelms68
      @smurfhelms68 4 роки тому +16

      Took me about 6 to stop laughing lol

    • @tammynesbit4352
      @tammynesbit4352 4 роки тому +8

      Totally depressing

    • @onlyplayaseattacoswiththei9433
      @onlyplayaseattacoswiththei9433 4 роки тому +12

      I stopped after "ID for groceries" smmfh!

    • @Strong9731
      @Strong9731 4 роки тому +20

      It is depressing. It get even more depressing after reading comments from his supporters.

    • @corbeau-_-
      @corbeau-_- 4 роки тому +4

      laughter and tears are way beyond me now... Apathy remains, which was the goal I guess.

  • @bonjourparis5073
    @bonjourparis5073 4 роки тому +317

    English is my third language. After seeing this! I gained my confidence...
    Merci monsieur le president.

    • @songmei2938
      @songmei2938 4 роки тому +6

      Best comment! Thank you!

    • @radiatorbacon5239
      @radiatorbacon5239 4 роки тому +10

      At least we all know what you mean. 😂 sometimes Trump doesn't even know what Trump is trying to say.

    • @nevershutup684
      @nevershutup684 4 роки тому +3

      Isn’t it, merci monsieur le/el presidento? Gotta have an o on the end in honor of Trump’s close relationship with Mexico.

    • @tundrawomansays5067
      @tundrawomansays5067 4 роки тому +7

      Trump’s is Italian: “Gelato is my hairspray: It’s strong enough to hold down an orange weave. Except in the wind. Then the spaghetti gets el dented.”

    • @calgal5752
      @calgal5752 4 роки тому +4

      Bonjour Paris Please keep in mind that the majority of Americans aren’t as stupid as Trump.

  • @reneeochoa1015
    @reneeochoa1015 2 роки тому +16

    Noah, I have not 😂 laughed so hard. Thank you for the laughter.

  • @bhagyeshkotian1747
    @bhagyeshkotian1747 2 роки тому +44

    Those were the best 4 years of non-stop entertainment.

  • @OmegaSeraphim
    @OmegaSeraphim 4 роки тому +364

    And why is his behavior so accepted? Other countries are laughing at us!

    • @icin4d
      @icin4d 4 роки тому +34

      Because of his lunatic 30% followers that many believe he is the second coming of the Christ.

    • @myriamickx7969
      @myriamickx7969 4 роки тому +8

      icin4d : If so, they have a very poor and un-Christian notion of Christ’s first coming...

    • @meganmango9767
      @meganmango9767 4 роки тому +14

      icin4d it’s creepy as hell!!!! If those people actually read the Bible or the Quran they would see him for the beast he is. This is almost exactly like 1984, by George Orwell.

    • @meganmango9767
      @meganmango9767 4 роки тому +23

      Honestly trump has divided my family. My uncle used to be the coolest human. Idk what happened but now he’s blatantly racist & hateful. It must be exhausting to harbor that much hate in your entity but he manages it I suppose. I don’t want to be overly dramatic but jeeeeeez. We’re living in prewar Germany. It’s just darker colors. I pray. I couldn’t figure out how to end that sentence. I pray for all of us. What a sad joke 😩

    • @uknwselfmade9694
      @uknwselfmade9694 4 роки тому +6

      And most of us are laughing at him... Cause with a lie this big, you just got to ride it out....

  • @LoveDoesConquerAll
    @LoveDoesConquerAll 3 роки тому +1006

    "trump sounds like he's doing a book report and didnt read the book" im deaaadddd

    • @minarineplays4169
      @minarineplays4169 3 роки тому +2

      LoveDoesConquerAll bruhhh that’s funny. Just like how Trevor is a news reporter that didn’t know his facts so he just made a show on TV

    • @engineeringmasters3953
      @engineeringmasters3953 3 роки тому +19

      @@minarineplays4169 that was so unfunny. Trying to peel my eyes out🥴

    • @myrizg
      @myrizg 3 роки тому +2

      He actually does not make HOMEWORK. He is DUMB

    • @underscoredfrisk
      @underscoredfrisk 3 роки тому +4

      @@minarineplays4169 Hey man... why are you here

    • @DaMnWoude
      @DaMnWoude 3 роки тому

      Hologram. Wake up!

  • @freyastar4399
    @freyastar4399 2 роки тому +4

    I was stuck for a minute.. “the oranges”.. I’m like the oranges?? Then when he said it again “the oranges of the story”.. I’m like the origin! Is that what he’s trying to say Lml 😂 no way

  • @user-rg5we4yh2h
    @user-rg5we4yh2h 3 роки тому +7

    Almost two years later, still making my monthly visit to this video cz i need this laugh so bad 😂😂

  • @butttons
    @butttons 4 роки тому +245

    Sorry Trevor, I can't endure this. My brain is melting.

  • @AnNgo-uk1gf
    @AnNgo-uk1gf 4 роки тому +427

    I'm surprised Trevor Noah didn't notice the guy in the background laughing when Trump talked about Grocery IDs haha.

    • @Natas327548
      @Natas327548 4 роки тому +89

      I'm starting to think some of the people that show up aren't even conservatives they just want a good laugh

    • @sammybubba176
      @sammybubba176 4 роки тому +23

      i did. and before they started laughing they were looking at each other and like...wtf?

    • @syndeytishbaayeh409
      @syndeytishbaayeh409 4 роки тому +2

      Right lol

    • @jocelynchoong7956
      @jocelynchoong7956 4 роки тому +7

      The guy was laughing so hard in the background, I think he wet his pants:)))))))) Only Dotard needs an ID when he goes grocery shopping:)))))

    • @machetecockatoo6549
      @machetecockatoo6549 4 роки тому +17

      Trump is the first president that I never actually look at when he's onscreen...because I'm too busy watching the reactions of everyone else around him. lol

  • @arcadion448
    @arcadion448 3 роки тому +8

    7:19 - Yeah no. A wall came first, human beings would've made makeshift shelters to hide from the elements before making a wheel.

  • @kallmedom
    @kallmedom 7 місяців тому +2

    Love and miss Trevor Noah with his fine self.

  • @shafflo
    @shafflo 4 роки тому +793

    I tried to stop, but each segment was better than the last. Very funny stuff.

    • @eleciarobinson6065
      @eleciarobinson6065 4 роки тому +7

      Ikr

    • @eartianwerewolf
      @eartianwerewolf 4 роки тому +6

      I do not watch tv...I heard that this show was not that good through the grapevine. But this is hilarious .

    • @Telerian3
      @Telerian3 4 роки тому +1

      It was the most long...

    • @mathiasj8182
      @mathiasj8182 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah... Trevor Noah knows what he is doing.

    • @wp2746
      @wp2746 4 роки тому +1

      Indeed

  • @AchievewithA
    @AchievewithA 4 роки тому +320

    I listen to this at my office and I am at the front desk with tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. The struggle to not laugh obnoxiously loud is my struggle.

    • @djibra7724
      @djibra7724 4 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @hiramjohnson9681
      @hiramjohnson9681 4 роки тому +5

      Don't hold it in. Let's laugh 45, his family and the entire rethuglican party out of power. I want to hear you across the pond!

    • @GGEarly
      @GGEarly 4 роки тому +5

      Didn't think I'd laugh this hard, OMG!
      😂😭🤣😭😂😭😲😭😂🤣😭😂🤣

  • @drawyournameshow6400
    @drawyournameshow6400 2 роки тому +5

    This is still gold specially the Abe Lincoln skit. - awesome job to all the comics on this show- Acosta as Grant was gold

  • @HimanshuPowar
    @HimanshuPowar 2 роки тому +7

    "The oranges of America have inspired me bigly" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lambro3001
    @lambro3001 4 роки тому +540

    The wheel is older than a wall??? Mommy, I'm scared...

    • @wtype35
      @wtype35 4 роки тому +11

      That's a good one, I'm going to use that one

    • @sapphireriddles6692
      @sapphireriddles6692 4 роки тому +15

      Don't forget about how they havent changed because they work!

    • @HISBestLifeCoach
      @HISBestLifeCoach 4 роки тому +3

      Just "scared?"

    • @TimagesPhx
      @TimagesPhx 4 роки тому +12

      @@sapphireriddles6692 Walls work in many instances. I'm a carpentry contractor. But walls on borders? No chance. Being in construction in Arizona and knowing many migrants I can safely say you only find the tunnels by luck. There are more than a few. 🙂

    • @wepruitt3
      @wepruitt3 4 роки тому

      I'm dead. Lol

  • @bergogliopapanatas8079
    @bergogliopapanatas8079 3 роки тому +238

    Trump is the best living example of the phrase, "If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit." That must have been his father's motto for him.

    • @magnificentmuttley154
      @magnificentmuttley154 Рік тому

      Yeah, & just when we thought Trump was the very worst president of all, along comes _BIDEN._ Unholy smokes! ! Well, tune in again next November when we have another election for idiot ("president") of the year. Maybe the White House can fall to even more stunningly lower lows than before 🤪🤪🤪

    • @laurietodd5422
      @laurietodd5422 4 місяці тому

      Absolutely

    • @ronaldviens7862
      @ronaldviens7862 4 місяці тому

      Naw, his dad's motto was--
      " 8 to 80, blind crippled or crazy. If they can't walk, drag 'em."

  • @frankaviza6362
    @frankaviza6362 Рік тому +7

    Very, very great, hilarious reel!!!!! I am a new BIG fan of Trevor Noah.

  • @mikek7050
    @mikek7050 10 місяців тому +5

    That comment on his "walking around with secret documents" has aged like fine wine

  • @aliceshtewi6280
    @aliceshtewi6280 4 роки тому +2135

    Litterally my fav entertainment during quarantine is watching trump comedy😂😂

    • @bradleon1926
      @bradleon1926 4 роки тому +21

      "what do you want me to do, swallow a lightbulb?"

    • @koevirel8350
      @koevirel8350 4 роки тому +10

      Trump comedy is USA tragedy so honestly u guys don't have too much reason to laugh . To me that's same like passagers of titatinc laughing at captain of Titatinc, laugh all u want but this "ship" is sinking.......

    • @aliceshtewi6280
      @aliceshtewi6280 4 роки тому +19

      @@koevirel8350 I get where you're coming from, and trust me whoever's laughing at this is not happy about Trump being president and destroying everything. However, comedy is a great way to deliver a message and entertain people and it's certainly not wrong to joke and laugh sometimes. The ones we should be worried about are those voting for him..

    • @damiano2211
      @damiano2211 3 роки тому +3

      If USA wants the Italy's 5g, has must help Italy exit from Europe.

    • @cringeusername9705
      @cringeusername9705 3 роки тому +5

      same

  • @montageENT
    @montageENT 4 роки тому +2055

    Finally I feel smart enough to be a president someday

    • @ashfoderBJJ
      @ashfoderBJJ 4 роки тому +66

      But only of USA

    • @smendes2004
      @smendes2004 4 роки тому +17

      @@ashfoderBJJ your surname...it means "to fuck" in Portuguese, one of the most spoken languages in the world....be careful 😁😁😁

    • @andreaskarlsson5251
      @andreaskarlsson5251 4 роки тому +23

      @@atairiastoigrafiades6823 There's no such thing as beta or alpha amoung humans dumbass. But lets face the facts, Trump is a huge snowflake that gets triggered by just about everything.
      Exhibit A: Trumps Twitter feed.
      Case closed.

    • @mariesinging7654
      @mariesinging7654 4 роки тому +7

      Unfortunately you have to be DUMB to be president..😱😱

    • @karlblume9419
      @karlblume9419 4 роки тому +14

      Anyone smart enough to do that job is smart enough not to want it.

  • @syedjaffer435
    @syedjaffer435 2 роки тому +11

    First I used to be sad then I found Trevor Noah's channel. Now I have a reason to laugh all the time.

  • @yoelamanuel6971
    @yoelamanuel6971 2 роки тому +4

    i cant get enough of you

  • @cherishedvalor
    @cherishedvalor 3 роки тому +457

    Trevor has the best dimples. When he smiles and laughs it’s so adorable.

    • @fazzamuhammad3114
      @fazzamuhammad3114 3 роки тому +1

      Greetings from the crown prince of Dubai and send me your email or your add me up in WhatsApp+447549038751

    • @zuzub-va9897
      @zuzub-va9897 3 роки тому +4

      How in the hell can ANYONE think this man is SMART?

    • @squattingsolder3217
      @squattingsolder3217 3 роки тому +10

      @@fazzamuhammad3114 scammer

    • @carow6402
      @carow6402 3 роки тому +2

      Well wishers, Please help me pay Rent. Am honestly super stranded

    • @nishygold6661
      @nishygold6661 Рік тому

      ikr

  • @youngshady011
    @youngshady011 4 роки тому +163

    Trevor Noah im really proud of you Man, keep up the good works....

    • @JudeScott007
      @JudeScott007 4 роки тому +1

      Read his book if you haven't. It's so good.

  • @efootballmania
    @efootballmania Рік тому +3

    So much joy watching this piece of treasure. Truly exceptional 🤣

  • @ducatimidnight594
    @ducatimidnight594 4 роки тому +417

    "The wheel is older than the wall" it's hard to look at anyone the same that I know who voted for this man...

    • @Sullaban
      @Sullaban 4 роки тому +4

      I know I didn't vote for the guy.
      ua-cam.com/video/97srjnrEw2E/v-deo.html&authuser=0
      ua-cam.com/video/96oQH3gFGQE/v-deo.html&authuser=0

    • @Sullaban
      @Sullaban 4 роки тому +4

      Vegetables gross. One day I'll be president.
      ua-cam.com/video/LIiWTo-wKCg/v-deo.html&authuser=0 ua-cam.com/video/eIqDF2caOCM/v-deo.html&authuser=0 ua-cam.com/video/RwtfyF3ygJ4/v-deo.html&authuser=0

    • @furry_tingzya505
      @furry_tingzya505 4 роки тому +10

      I knew somebody who is republican and wanted to vote for him. Her mom said: “Go check out their pages.” And then she decided to vote Hilary

    • @furry_tingzya505
      @furry_tingzya505 4 роки тому +1

      Truth Xposed I’m so sorry for your loss. ❤️❤️❤️

    • @furry_tingzya505
      @furry_tingzya505 4 роки тому +1

      Truth Xposed I will!

  • @amnathegrande
    @amnathegrande 3 роки тому +320

    "American Politics, Ladies and Gentlemen."
    *_"The only cure for sadness."_*

  • @moneymachine100
    @moneymachine100 Рік тому +2

    When he drew on the Hurricane chart with a sharpy and thought people would believe it was already like that, lol

  • @mollylilly1403
    @mollylilly1403 7 місяців тому +1

    The part about the secret agreement in his pocket aged well 😂

  • @whynottalklikeapirat
    @whynottalklikeapirat 4 роки тому +137

    "A wheel is older than a wall" because ... In the early days everyone was just sitting around on the surface of the earth. Not tents, no huts, no longhouses, no wee dugouts, no branch fences, no messing around in caves, no shielding yourself from the elements with a bit of a leaf. Just sitting there in the wind. In the stone age. With a wheel.

    • @xxXthekevXxx
      @xxXthekevXxx 4 роки тому +7

      😂

    • @whynottalklikeapirat
      @whynottalklikeapirat 4 роки тому +14

      ​@@xxXthekevXxx They were harsh times - but happy. Something for any great nation to aspire to. House of Wheels.

    • @nekozimo
      @nekozimo 4 роки тому +6

      This comment made my day

    • @whynottalklikeapirat
      @whynottalklikeapirat 4 роки тому +1

      @ANNA M ROMEO I am afraid so O.O

    • @Emma-ob5oj
      @Emma-ob5oj 4 роки тому +4

      whynottalklikeapirat lmao 👏🏻👏🏻😂

  • @the_weekdaye
    @the_weekdaye 4 роки тому +117

    “Spirit Airlines: How are we not grounded?!” 😂😂

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 роки тому +7

      Spirit Airlines: The ground has never looked safer.

    • @djtae808
      @djtae808 4 роки тому +4

      That was hilarious 😀😅😂

    • @dpm2937
      @dpm2937 2 роки тому

      @@couragekarnga8735 Spirit Airlines: Getting up your spirit

  • @jimwheeler9840
    @jimwheeler9840 2 роки тому

    Oh my gosh. How did I miss this for so long? Priceless.

  • @vicentesalasii1480
    @vicentesalasii1480 2 місяці тому +1

    Love that Jon is back, but I miss Trevor. When he's in the zone, he's unstoppable.

  • @randyjax09
    @randyjax09 4 роки тому +239

    That Drunk History segment was the best thing I’ve seen since he took office. 😂😂😂

  • @efzapp7
    @efzapp7 4 роки тому +115

    Do I laugh? Do I cry? Damn, we are all screwed!

  • @flowbe1221
    @flowbe1221 Рік тому +3

    My favorite was @5:22 the Mexico agreement. Reminds me of the scene in the movie Training Day. When (Alonzo) Denzel Washington hands over the Hop Sins menu to Sandmans wife (Macy Gray) when she asked to see his search warrant.

  • @tomjones1267
    @tomjones1267 2 роки тому +5

    Trevor's work ages well!

  • @leeromeronatalia3572
    @leeromeronatalia3572 4 роки тому +543

    I can't believe how this person got to be president. Unbelievable!

    • @vladovojtas3441
      @vladovojtas3441 4 роки тому +8

      Power of intention 😊

    • @ingelarson6738
      @ingelarson6738 4 роки тому +25

      we are in deep shit!

    • @JaIch9999
      @JaIch9999 4 роки тому +45

      Because Trump is as educated as his voters. They can relate.

    • @JoseRivera-xn9fg
      @JoseRivera-xn9fg 4 роки тому +8

      It happened because you libertards put up an extremist feminazi warmongering candidate to run for the presidency and we then decided to make you liberals pay for it with the Donald 😁 true story.

    • @winniethepooh4630
      @winniethepooh4630 4 роки тому +19

      The stupid racist electoral college

  • @tumsfestival8027
    @tumsfestival8027 4 роки тому +61

    Gawd putting all this craziness in a compilation really illustrates how shellshocked we are as a country. This level of stupidity has become normal 🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @TinToeTimmyTime
      @TinToeTimmyTime 4 роки тому +3

      Yes. And therein lies the problem. Because Trump can AFFORD to be that stupid. But the people that follow him can't. Yet they persist 🤦🏿‍♂️

    • @tumsfestival8027
      @tumsfestival8027 4 роки тому +1

      B A he really can’t tho. The amount of cultural damage that has been done by this president will be felt for the next 50 years

    • @yoidkldk
      @yoidkldk 4 роки тому

      Lmao

  • @Observ45er
    @Observ45er Рік тому +1

    7:05 - Cars: "even the expenses ones."

  • @neondlalane5972
    @neondlalane5972 Рік тому +2

    i just love it when trevor goes after spirit airlines🤣

  • @hailey1440
    @hailey1440 4 роки тому +70

    Ok but that drunk history was hilarious

  • @newtonnewton3551
    @newtonnewton3551 3 роки тому +630

    trevor is gettin' us through the TOUGH times, it's better to laugh, than to CRY!!! LOLL

    • @hughjaanus6680
      @hughjaanus6680 3 роки тому +1

      "it's better to laugh, then to CRY".........means first laugh, next cry.
      Did you mean it's better to laugh, than to CRY.
      Americans.......

    • @joieluck
      @joieluck 3 роки тому +3

      Then after we laugh and cry, we VOTE!

    • @ralral3545
      @ralral3545 3 роки тому +3

      👍🤗Right ON 👍 Thanks👍✌😷✌

    • @hughjaanus6680
      @hughjaanus6680 3 роки тому +1

      He edited the then for than. Yippee.

    • @SuperTruthful
      @SuperTruthful 3 роки тому

      true that

  • @a.r.r.i.9841
    @a.r.r.i.9841 7 місяців тому

    Love the first clip...the guy in the back on his right side couldn't contain his laughter. That was hilarious.😂

  • @tt-ki2dw
    @tt-ki2dw 8 місяців тому +1

    A wheel a wheel works, my brain however...

  • @PagalNixon
    @PagalNixon 4 роки тому +249

    I haven't laughed this hard in a while. The "orangies" at the end was the best. ROFL

    • @Sullaban
      @Sullaban 4 роки тому +1

      I have not got that far into the video
      ua-cam.com/video/97srjnrEw2E/v-deo.html&authuser=0
      ua-cam.com/video/96oQH3gFGQE/v-deo.html&authuser=0

    • @buckbrown8501
      @buckbrown8501 4 роки тому

      who will you vote for?

    • @PagalNixon
      @PagalNixon 4 роки тому +1

      @@buckbrown8501 irrespective of who do we vote things that matter most is keep the politicians in check through public voice that the power doesn't corrupt their abilities to make decisions that are conducisve to the welfare of the public. Dailyshow offers fresh and honest perspective through Trevor the comic relief

    • @josealcala2773
      @josealcala2773 3 роки тому

      Pagal Nixon when he said orangies he’s talking about the cream he uses for his face lol

  • @dreww8941
    @dreww8941 4 роки тому +322

    He needs to stop explaining how things work when he doesn’t really know

    • @Dave1507
      @Dave1507 4 роки тому +26

      That's the problem, he really believes he does know, and everybody pointing out that he does not, is fake news.

    • @chloekey8043
      @chloekey8043 4 роки тому +21

      The point is our president should not be so stupid

    • @tbr9990
      @tbr9990 4 роки тому +7

      the point is your president should simply stop speaking ...

    • @LaLaLonna
      @LaLaLonna 4 роки тому +4

      His narcissism won't let him.

    • @tracyhughes5092
      @tracyhughes5092 4 роки тому +2

      Exactly! what's disturbing though is , no matter how illiterate his supporters are it would appear that this much ideocracy illiteracy & mendacious lunacy and lying would be unappealing. IDGF how much I believe "he speaks for me" as they claim; there is no fucking way I would continue to support such an embarrassment. It is clear that they are dealing with some sort of mental illness even to support this buffoon because they HATE liberals is mindless stupid & shows a lack of decency hence why everyone calls them IGNORANT. Look at his rallies they're poor & low middle class, old and trashy White folks , sorry but they are ! TEY HAVE NO CLUE TAHT HE IS THROWING THEM A RACIST BONE WHILE THEY CHASE IT LIKE DOGS HE STEALS FROM THEIR DUMB ASSES & GIVE THE MONEY TO HIS WEALTHY OLD AS FUCK WHITE CRONY'S! They are being used while technology steals their jobs they are blaming Hispanics when them dumb muthfucka's wouldn't pluck a chicken or pick a crab ! I swear these are the dumbest White Nationalist trash on earth

  • @gwyndolynfoster3805
    @gwyndolynfoster3805 Рік тому +1

    As opposed to a tremendously dry hurricane 😂😂😂

  • @AmberAmbwee
    @AmberAmbwee 4 роки тому +221

    You need an ID to buy groceries? 😂💀

    • @tomb613
      @tomb613 4 роки тому +33

      Not yet but give the fascists time...

    • @pdizbon
      @pdizbon 4 роки тому +5

      Maybe in twitler's homeland of Russia ?

    • @pedroraveloclaveria5748
      @pedroraveloclaveria5748 4 роки тому +2

      You need an I'd for buying alcohol or tobacco , car ,house, flight, school, guns, credit card open a bank account so why not ask for I'd when you are going to vote??

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 4 роки тому +5

      @@pdizbon Agolf Twittler you mean?

    • @pdizbon
      @pdizbon 4 роки тому +2

      @@pietrojenkins6901 yes

  • @MiTmite9
    @MiTmite9 4 роки тому +744

    It's terrifying watching this and then trying to come to grips with the fact that this bumbling buffoon is our nation's leader. I miss Obama more and more every day.

    • @aleisaetheridge8682
      @aleisaetheridge8682 4 роки тому +52

      I miss Obama , U know the days when We had a leader that was normal and from earth and human.

    • @joopreebiden6336
      @joopreebiden6336 4 роки тому

      Trevor Noah can’t even have a good career in stand up. Has to work for Comedy Central to provide “news” as they call it. Sheep.

    • @janicejohnson6438
      @janicejohnson6438 4 роки тому +40

      @@joopreebiden6336 For a comedian like Trevor Noah to work for Comedy Central is a dream job.

    • @SuperChad1313
      @SuperChad1313 3 роки тому +21

      @@joopreebiden6336 you are not that important.

    • @ether.x6764
      @ether.x6764 3 роки тому +43

      @@joopreebiden6336 I see you commenting on a bunch of Trevor Noah videos. It's okay to disagree, but you never say anything compelling, you just sound triggered man

  • @vungsuanmawi
    @vungsuanmawi 3 роки тому +2

    Oh boy i like your spirit so much. For me whenever i try to say something i used to think so much about others opinion.

  • @sachinsingh5100
    @sachinsingh5100 11 місяців тому +1

    "my cousin watched that sully movie once".... alright you land the plane!!!!!that got me laughing my head off!!!

  • @yoda55555
    @yoda55555 4 роки тому +292

    This guy is really really talking to the level of his supporters.

    • @avigutierrez8948
      @avigutierrez8948 4 роки тому +10

      No kidding😅.

    • @justindemont6062
      @justindemont6062 4 роки тому +5

      Not all his supporters are racist idiots i know a woman who qualifies to be a saint she just supports........a carrot

    • @maythesciencebewithyou
      @maythesciencebewithyou 4 роки тому +26

      @@justindemont6062 Just because someone is a "saint" towards you, does not mean that person isn't a despicable being towards others.

    • @cannabizmo_kc3939
      @cannabizmo_kc3939 4 роки тому

      You losers agreeing with a pc of shit bot🤣🤣🤣 stay in your safe place pussies

    • @tbarasa10
      @tbarasa10 4 роки тому +11

      @@cannabizmo_kc3939 you have me lost...who are you referring to here?

  • @Chillaxa101
    @Chillaxa101 3 роки тому +571

    If Trump gets voted out in November it will be a saaad sad loss for all TV comedy shows!

    • @philippb7028
      @philippb7028 3 роки тому +94

      But a win for world peace.

    • @gratitudeamust2122
      @gratitudeamust2122 3 роки тому +16

      @@philippb7028 💯💯💯💯

    • @wesleygordoncook432
      @wesleygordoncook432 3 роки тому

      Bogus operators

    • @TR-IRL
      @TR-IRL 3 роки тому +23

      Mohammed Jubari whoever is next will enjoy a serious Halo effect from Trump's 4 year dumbassery.

    • @azzahssn3624
      @azzahssn3624 3 роки тому +13

      Who knows he ll take again 😢 ill be very pissed if he become the president again.

  • @shilpajain2709
    @shilpajain2709 10 місяців тому +1

    I just can’t wrap my head around all the statement made, infact even a single word is just mind bottering😱

    • @shilpajain2709
      @shilpajain2709 10 місяців тому +1

      A leadership like that will surely be the fall of the whole world

  • @jrohit3
    @jrohit3 3 роки тому +1

    That was awesome Trevor

  • @mori1bund
    @mori1bund 4 роки тому +199

    Fun fact: windmills make the exactly same low frequency noise as cars.
    So if windmills make you sick, living near any street or in a city would make you even sicker.

    • @ozzDeveveloperOpenForWork
      @ozzDeveveloperOpenForWork 4 роки тому +5

      Who lives near a windmill now a days????

    • @cowardtoe6532
      @cowardtoe6532 4 роки тому +3

      mori1bund then why do highways have walls then? Windwills make exactly the same low frequency notice as cars but you left out that in reality cars when they go over 60 mph they make the same noice as windwills and Incase you didn’t know, people don’t go around the city going 60 mph. Your logic is I throw a stone it make a lot of sound but if I throw a baseball with all my strength it makes the same sound as the stone. So stone has the same frequency noice as baseball. This is not even a fact when you didn’t even specify the car speed or the wind mill speed. So the car can basically be going 2 mph while the windmill is turned off and they would be making the same amount of noice.

    • @michaeldiaz5469
      @michaeldiaz5469 4 роки тому +2

      @@cowardtoe6532 why would a windmill make noise if it isnt on.....

    • @JP-qn5wy
      @JP-qn5wy 4 роки тому +3

      www.ge.com/reports/post/92442325225/how-loud-is-a-wind-turbine/

    • @michellejean11
      @michellejean11 4 роки тому +5

      Anyone have a recording of windmills so we can send it to the stable genius.

  • @toniacollinske2518
    @toniacollinske2518 4 роки тому +430

    Lawd, don't do any more compilations please! It's just too much all at once. My brain exploded.

    • @Girlhead
      @Girlhead 4 роки тому +9

      OMG I know.. it was just too much.

    • @HISBestLifeCoach
      @HISBestLifeCoach 4 роки тому +5

      I'm with you, but it helps the not too far gone persons that make up his base. I'm sure some of them watch Trevor.

    • @elizabethsherman6576
      @elizabethsherman6576 4 роки тому +4

      @@HISBestLifeCoach I truly hope there are some if those people. If I spend too much time in the UA-cam comments I start to wonder. I'm hoping that I'm just running into a vocal minority.

    • @derrickharvey5059
      @derrickharvey5059 4 роки тому +4

      I'm stoned, and I make more fucking sense than Donald Trump.... WTF?!

    • @derrickharvey5059
      @derrickharvey5059 4 роки тому +1

      I damn near died during the climate change portion!