Evbo: I don't wanna spoil it for people who haven't seen it, but the first and last 360s are pretty iconic Seawatt, moments later: Well you're the parkour god so--
‘The chicken jump is also a one block jump’ It’s not just a one block jump, but the jump that everyone in parkour civilisation does because it’s safer.
Well, In Response To Seawatt Saying The Old Man’s Fight Was With A Friend, Evbo Asks Seawatt If He’s Gonna Say That Their Friends Who Fight All The Time But It’s Okay. So *Maybe* They Could’ve Been Friends In The Context Of The Story Had Things Been Different. At The Very Least, Seawatt *Did* Say In His Final Moments That He Was Telling The Truth When He Said He Enjoyed Working With Him.
I think you underrated some of AJ Champion's moves in terms of plot and intrigue impact (the invisible combo and first ever neo jumps, plus the fact that you even had to debate putting the "5 block" jump in S tier) but overall yeah it's pretty good
listening to evbo talk normally after listening to his content creator voice voice for however many hours is like when the wizard of oz drops the booming voice and is just a normal dude
here in tier list civilization, you have to rank everything to survive daily f tier inspection, list 5 objects that belong in f tier man i hope i can become d tier one day
I think the Brewing Stand jump especially makes it in as a strong S tier when you consider the plot relevance it has for Seawatt’s character that gets revealed in part 2 of the series
I’m surprised at the lack of the long ice jump needed to enter the area where Seawatt was bringing new people into parkour civilization, it felt pretty iconic to me
Both the Beef and Chicken jumps deserve to be in S tier because they symbolize the choice to remain at the noob level or risk everything to move onto the pro level, they should be right under Evbo's 360s IMO. I don't normally condone the consumption of my brethren as food but I will make an exception for this.
I'm shocked you forgot the impossible fence jump to become a Parkour Master. Sure it only really boils down to a couple barrier jumps but it's pretty sick plot wise, and like Seawatt says anything invisible is automatically pretty raw and mysterious.
i love the care they put into explaining each jump’s significance in the story, it just shows how much went into parkour civilization :) never thought i’d enjoy minecraft rp vids at my big old age but im pleasantly surprised
Same! I just recently started watching these Minecraft films and they're so much more interesting than traditional movies to me and it's hilarious to be watching them at my age. lol
I love how Seawatt keeps trying to do the three block diagonal jump to a three block vertical jump and even tried to wear the Netherite boots/God Boots and still fails it 😭😭
I watched both parkour civilization movies back to back because I was just so mesmerized by them. I can't really explain what it was about them, but they always had a good level of seriousness and not taking itself too seriously at the same time. The fact you used Minecraft logic everyone gets to tell a new story with new logic (whilst staying consistent and utilizing well-known literary devices in a new ways) was just... well done? After the first movie I thought “there's no way you made any new parkour jokes, it can't get any better” and then there was the “it's written in parkour” scene and I realized damn, you really went that far. I'm not a genius, but it's just good. You somehow managed to make machinima, but whilst utilizing the game Minecraft more as a medium to tell a story than for Minecraft to be the story. There's so much I love about the show, I think it's something I'd even go back to in a year to re-watch.
I must say, parkour civilization reminds me of older Minecraft. It’s a narrative that doesn’t rely on random yelling. It’s a story that demonstrates the hero’s story quite well. Absolutely beautiful.
I’m actually just shocked that this blew up this big, (obviously you deserved it), I was just mindlessly watching UA-cam when you posted the first parkour video and was like, “Oh yeah, this’ll be good.” And I was so correct, I feel kinda proud? watching it as soon as the other videos of Parkour civilisation where posted. I love that it blew up :D
Ngl when I first watched it Parkour Civilization, I was really confused as to how it was so popular. It just didn’t click with me at first. Until I kept watching, and the story got progressively better and better, and the arcs all paid off. Plus the little “change” in style at the end of the second movie was so good! (don’t wanna spoil it for people who haven’t watched it yet). I got my friend Tuneless to thank for recommending it to me! Amazing job! ❤
Same here! First episode I thought “new evbo series, can’t wait for the people in the laboratory” but no? It strayed away from everything else he’s done, but it still wasn’t clicking with me. Idk
Thanks for letting us go down memory lane together with you. I watched it two months ago and subscribed you because of them. But one should never underestimate your PVP series. so 12:48 you are not "would be in museum" but this Video is Parkour museum. 29:29 The invisible jumps were not bad because difficulty, but because it shouldn't be allowed to do jumps with blocks that your opponent hasn't and this be the only thing giving you the win. Its kinda cheap, you could do a jump to easy to fail but still win because opponent hasn't this block. 32:38 You forgot the 4 Block Comand Block jump.
I never expected paurkour civilization to be so popular Every week I waited evbo to upload the next episode after the next.even It wasn't popular back then. I got addicted to watching it back then
same, it makes me happy knowing more people come everyday to watch the series. even though I feel like pvp civilization is better, parkour civilization started it all, it's the OG, that's what matters ❤
I think something to be said about Parkour Civilization is that parkour can be loosely described in two categories: Functional and Aesthetic. All parkour comes from Functional Parkour, because it's just a way to get around fast. We primarily concern ourselves with "what's a fast way to go down? up? across any terrain? what about mob-proofing by building a mini-parkour that mobs can't cross?" Most of the civilization and temple challenges concern themselves with functional parkour, since it's just testing your ability to traverse from A to B. However, the moment we reach battles, things like 180s, backward jumps, 360s, etc come in. This is aesthetic parkour, designed primarily to show off instead of serving a practical purpose. Realistically speaking, jump tricks serve literally no purpose except to look cool. However, in a parkour battle, aesthetic parkour matters much more. Culminating the series in parkour races was probably the best possible thing because a parkour race is both functional *and* aesthetic. You want to go from A to B as fast as possible, because being fast is both useful and shows off really well. Naturally, the only way to defeat the parkour race is to Build Your Parkour as you go -- the toughest possible challenge in all of parkour.
here is a little piece of trivia: the person that tweeted the short clip of the video, was the person that played 'The Devil from da Bible" in the Snapcube Shadow the Hedgehog fandub.
i think its awesome that a series like this blew up because of people loving your writing. i hope that inspires you to keep going (although im sure its a LOT of pressure!)
I agree with the prison fence being low tier, but I've been saying "You'll be doing diagonal jumps in Parkour Prison" a lot, I think the prison cell diagonal jump is high tier. Was overlooked.
The fact all of these jumps can pretty easily be recognised despite being just parkour speaks to how well this series is written. Congrats on having the series blow up! It's very deserved. This series reminded me of some older mc rp videos while also having the newer style of commentary
2:30 "but then i had a very good idea i used f5 you see using f5 gave me a whole new perspective and i was able to see a chest i couldnt have seen before"
@@chestnut3898 "But then, I had a very good idea: I used F5. You see, using F5 gave me a whole new perspective-and I was able to see a chest I couldn't have seen before."
bro when i started watching it before season 2 i thought it would be a basic boring series but the story expantion and execution was so good that it changed my perspective towards it
I'm 20 and I can't believe watching parkour civilizations actually transported me back to 2015 watching minecraft videos. Evbo you've made an actually engaging and funny story with godamn minecraft, I cant believe how you're getting away with this
@@sethdillon7041 a one block jump clearly is one block from edge to edge, but it would be a two block jump if measured from the centers, we don’t measure it from centers my guy, we were already measuring by corners, therefore, yes, that jump was five blocks.
No way they put Evbo's final attack course in A tier, thats like saying Goku's Spirit Bomb is an A tier. Thats THE final move. in all the anime comparison memes saying how the series starts off silly and ends as a climactic final battle, that's the one attack that gets constantly shown off alongside the 3 block Neos Jump. Its absolutely S tier.
The fall onto the barrier block was really important. Its the only jump you could say had as much screen time. You got the totem just to study it, copied it into your house, and had to uncover the barrier block. Each challange had something that was rigged from the start. For noobs, it was to save up enough food to make a 3 block jump at the end. For the master, it was the BS rule about needing to actually have the blocks in order to compete and wearing you down with 4 consecutive battles, and had an invisible path up. But the pro level was probably the most iconic example on how the whole temple was rigged to create the illusion of upward mobility. Other than the chicken V. beef jump, it was probably the most iconic jump to me, and I feel is extremely emblematic of the conflict as a whole. You team up with friends, work hard to beat the system that was rigged from the start. Easy S tier I'm also surprised that the sorting jumps when new players are created aren't on the list. They would be a low A teir or high B tier.
i love this chill kind of videos where two friends play minecraft calmly just to have some fun that you watch in the summer morning when your parents have left to work and you're home alone on a sunny day without the need to hurry anywhere
Its the epitome to me of "Kids deserve good quality videos too" Like, its clearly made for a younger audience, but its made well enough that everyone can enjoy it
It is so good to see you and seawatt back on the Parkour Civilization map again since the series had ended, by far my favorite series of yours! seeing the PK Civilization map again is already nostalgic for me even though it was the last series before the current series PVP Civilization.
I remember several months ago I was just scrolling youtube, and your video just kept showing up in recommended, so I just clicked it, and got hooked. now I can't wait for pvp civilization
8:23 ...you know, looking back at that. It's fascinating how the "impossible" barrier jump came back at the end of movie 1. Where one of these allowed Evbo to rank up from Noob, the Champion pulled one to force him back down there.
this feels like a directors commentary, really interesting listen! I p much agree with the tier list as well, but I do think you're sleeping on the chain couch! It probably doesn't count but the parkour writing in the book was also S tier to me
I think that after pvp civilization you should rewrite the noob to hacker series, which was the whole thing that made your channel popular before pc (parkour civilization).
I love parkour civilization cause of how creative and compelling it is. And while I haven’t watched all of it I must give credit for how you did pvp civilization and only watching 1 and a half episodes it feels so distinct from parkour civilization despite on paper sounding like the same premise, which is impressive
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Parkour
Here before all the comments turn into “in Parkour Civilization, NO ONE goes for the raw beef” ☠️
parkour
Wise words funny jump man
the only reason parkour civilization blew up is because the algorithm jumped for the beef
But Nobody EVER jumps for the beef!
@@fgvcosmic6752 Yeah like why would anyone risk their life for just a bit more hunger bar?
Nah
that is a kneeslapper
I’d jump for the beef ngl
I love the idea that this entire video is canon and this is what the parkour god does in his free time
Just revived Seawatt and just casually talking to him
Yeah sure ill accept that into my belief system
You could make a religion out of this!
@@michaele8444 no, dont
@@cbbblue8348ya like reviving one of your least favorite people just to talk about how amazing you are 😂
Evbo: I don't wanna spoil it for people who haven't seen it, but the first and last 360s are pretty iconic
Seawatt, moments later: Well you're the parkour god so--
and seawatt says he’s dead lolololol
Seawatt At 7:31: Yh I think I’m parkour god nowww”
Lol
Watching this before the movie would be crazy😂
5:22, 6:00
I’m accepting the lore that Evbo brought Seawatt back from parkour hell solely to rate jumps with him
I can’t believe that’s canon
@@paperbag8790 its cause they're yaoi
Seawatt : Why did you bring me back..? To humiliate me..?
Evbo : Ranks every parkour jumps with me!
Seawatt : Dear god , Let me die in peace.
@@Renno802The funny thing is, by saying dear god he's just talking to Evbo in a slightly roundabout way
@@hadesvanir8149 they are not gay
The fact that each time someone makes a hard jump in the series, the vine booms gone crazy just tingles my brain
‘The chicken jump is also a one block jump’
It’s not just a one block jump, but the jump that everyone in parkour civilisation does because it’s safer.
in parkour civilization, NO ONE jumps for the beef
Parkour noobs only get fed one meal a day
@@Jethcon 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥
Because, here in parkour civilization, no one jumps for the beef
This is like the after credits where the villain and hero are pals
ewan and mcgregor
Well, In Response To Seawatt Saying The Old Man’s Fight Was With A Friend, Evbo Asks Seawatt If He’s Gonna Say That Their Friends Who Fight All The Time But It’s Okay. So *Maybe* They Could’ve Been Friends In The Context Of The Story Had Things Been Different.
At The Very Least, Seawatt *Did* Say In His Final Moments That He Was Telling The Truth When He Said He Enjoyed Working With Him.
Real
Yes
So basically they are freinds outside of the series they all make videos and have eachother in them it’s them grox and like froggy dude mainly
Guys did we cook with the tierlist?
lmao no
Didnt even watch the video yet
yes (i'm only 2 minutes into the video)
Not really
I think you underrated some of AJ Champion's moves in terms of plot and intrigue impact (the invisible combo and first ever neo jumps, plus the fact that you even had to debate putting the "5 block" jump in S tier) but overall yeah it's pretty good
After Evbo becomes god and realises he can control life and death he brings Seawatt back just to show off all the cool jumps he did.
your voice is so Iconic, I cannot unhear the narrative out of it
I was thinking the exact same thing. lmao
listening to evbo talk normally after listening to his content creator voice voice for however many hours is like when the wizard of oz drops the booming voice and is just a normal dude
here in tier list civilization, you have to rank everything to survive
daily f tier inspection, list 5 objects that belong in f tier
man i hope i can become d tier one day
Normal f tier or hot take d tier
@@-pirasand NO ONE goes for the d tier!
Good idea
As a SSSGOD+++ tier, you're pathetic, mortal but i'll help you
@@jselior Almost everyone in d tier has ranked down to F, besides my neighbor for 5 years
I think the Brewing Stand jump especially makes it in as a strong S tier when you consider the plot relevance it has for Seawatt’s character that gets revealed in part 2 of the series
Plus the brewing stand parkour battle jump that gave Evbo_ levitation. That reveal was probably my favorite moment in the movies.
I wanted to see the 720
seawatt cooking by pointing out that the longer a jump's name is, the funnier it is
im eating a pistacchio donut and theres a new parkour civilization video, i hope i never die
Yes, life is good
SZKN?????????
I’m surprised at the lack of the long ice jump needed to enter the area where Seawatt was bringing new people into parkour civilization, it felt pretty iconic to me
That's what I was sayin . It was like an 8 block headhitter ice jump
High A tier
@@B16Dominoes just realized evo didnt add any of those huh
i forgot when that was can you remind me
@@evbobutmore its the introduction of the parkour god , i think its lowest s
Both the Beef and Chicken jumps deserve to be in S tier because they symbolize the choice to remain at the noob level or risk everything to move onto the pro level, they should be right under Evbo's 360s IMO. I don't normally condone the consumption of my brethren as food but I will make an exception for this.
We will discuss this case of "promoting cannibalism" at the council of elder chickens at 2 chick pm
Be ready traitor
Ah, a broþah
Nah, dinosaur nuggies are peak 💯
I'm shocked you forgot the impossible fence jump to become a Parkour Master. Sure it only really boils down to a couple barrier jumps but it's pretty sick plot wise, and like Seawatt says anything invisible is automatically pretty raw and mysterious.
And it being a jump where you HAVE to take damage just gives it so much more depth
That and the 6 block ice jump into SeaWatt’s lab
That fence jump is actually very much possible
i mean technically it wasn't even a jump
Can't believe I missed, that's borderline S tier
i love the care they put into explaining each jump’s significance in the story, it just shows how much went into parkour civilization :) never thought i’d enjoy minecraft rp vids at my big old age but im pleasantly surprised
Same! I just recently started watching these Minecraft films and they're so much more interesting than traditional movies to me and it's hilarious to be watching them at my age. lol
I love how Seawatt keeps trying to do the three block diagonal jump to a three block vertical jump and even tried to wear the Netherite boots/God Boots and still fails it 😭😭
I like how the tierlist is more based on the context and philosophy behind the jumps rather than just mainly the technical aspects of it!
20:57 I can't stop laughing at seawatt not being able to pull of the jump and ebvo doing it easily
was looking for someone to mention this. its so lore accurate hahahaha
He's the parkour god what'd you expect
Him pulling out the God boots before getting instantly humbled was hilarious
Bonus points at 24:55 when seawatt tries (and fails) again
canon
I watched both parkour civilization movies back to back because I was just so mesmerized by them. I can't really explain what it was about them, but they always had a good level of seriousness and not taking itself too seriously at the same time.
The fact you used Minecraft logic everyone gets to tell a new story with new logic (whilst staying consistent and utilizing well-known literary devices in a new ways) was just... well done? After the first movie I thought “there's no way you made any new parkour jokes, it can't get any better” and then there was the “it's written in parkour” scene and I realized damn, you really went that far.
I'm not a genius, but it's just good. You somehow managed to make machinima, but whilst utilizing the game Minecraft more as a medium to tell a story than for Minecraft to be the story.
There's so much I love about the show, I think it's something I'd even go back to in a year to re-watch.
2:18 in parkour civilization no one ever goes for the beef
lolllll
I do
Bcz I'm Indian xD
Here in parkour civilization tierlist, nobody puts beef in S tier
Parkour civilization was probably the best Minecraft series I've ever watched
I agree
It's the actual Minecraft movie atp
Technoblades Potato war.
i liked bps's songs of war better but this ones also fire
Potato war: ...
Animation Vs Minecraft: ...
(Some more i can't remember): ...
I must say, parkour civilization reminds me of older Minecraft. It’s a narrative that doesn’t rely on random yelling. It’s a story that demonstrates the hero’s story quite well. Absolutely beautiful.
I’m actually just shocked that this blew up this big, (obviously you deserved it), I was just mindlessly watching UA-cam when you posted the first parkour video and was like, “Oh yeah, this’ll be good.” And I was so correct, I feel kinda proud? watching it as soon as the other videos of Parkour civilisation where posted. I love that it blew up :D
They mentioned the Twitter fanart they've definitely seen the yaoi
Seawatt asked people to send him their fanarts and memes so him and Evbo can react to them in a video. So yes they have defo seen the yaoi
what does yaoi stand for I keep seeing people mention it
@@Xx_Tr4nsF3m_xX It’s not an acronym it’s just a term for gay art
yaoi means gay
@@Xx_Tr4nsF3m_xX it’s a Japanese term for gay media. there’s also the lesbian term “yuri”
My favorite jump is the command block jump. Changed my life and I'm not even joking.
When upload 😭😭😭
Probably an S tier if I had to say
@@evbobutmore Definitely
@@evbobutmore fr
in what way did the command block jump change your life
Ngl when I first watched it Parkour Civilization, I was really confused as to how it was so popular. It just didn’t click with me at first. Until I kept watching, and the story got progressively better and better, and the arcs all paid off. Plus the little “change” in style at the end of the second movie was so good! (don’t wanna spoil it for people who haven’t watched it yet). I got my friend Tuneless to thank for recommending it to me! Amazing job! ❤
yeah fr that animation at the end of second movie was SICKKK
@@bestie_bubble Ikr!
Same here! First episode I thought “new evbo series, can’t wait for the people in the laboratory” but no? It strayed away from everything else he’s done, but it still wasn’t clicking with me. Idk
i still don't understand how the parkour fighters confused evbo with old man, sure, he had champion boots, but still
This is like watching two gods rank everything in their domains
don't forget the 4 block command block jump. I feel like it's iconic enough to have it's own ranking separate from other 4 blocks
0:17 instantly looses his God rank
Is it permanently
lol
That would have to be a parkour battle to lose
FR
And then there is no god to help in crisis anymore
Backwards 360 S Tier 🙏
Oh cool its Baablu
Tier list balance changes coming soon
@@evbobutmoreI can’t wait!
real
@@evbobutmore i love ur channel
Parkour champion and gaslighting champion
Thanks for letting us go down memory lane together with you. I watched it two months ago and subscribed you because of them. But one should never underestimate your PVP series.
so 12:48 you are not "would be in museum" but this Video is Parkour museum.
29:29 The invisible jumps were not bad because difficulty, but because it shouldn't be allowed to do jumps with blocks that your opponent hasn't and this be the only thing giving you the win.
Its kinda cheap, you could do a jump to easy to fail but still win because opponent hasn't this block.
32:38 You forgot the 4 Block Comand Block jump.
I never expected paurkour civilization to be so popular
Every week I waited evbo to upload the next episode after the next.even
It wasn't popular back then.
I got addicted to watching it back then
same
same, it makes me happy knowing more people come everyday to watch the series.
even though I feel like pvp civilization is better, parkour civilization started it all, it's the OG, that's what matters ❤
I watched it back when the first movie came out, I remember saving it in my watch later playlist cause I wanted to rewatch it
Literally! It was kind of a guilty pleasure watch lol
Same it was actually so interesting to watch it every week .Personally I liked season 2 even more In terms of story
imo a vanilla one block jump is a B Tier, as it is symbolic but it simply lacks aura
fair assessment
reasonable conclusion
acceptable hypothesis
Understandable outcome
respectable decision
Honestly, I was NOT expecting parkour civilization to be suddenly recognized for its greatness, but I am not complaining!
btmc post a reaction it helps too
The complete movie appeared on my feed just yesterday and I watched till the end in one go
I think something to be said about Parkour Civilization is that parkour can be loosely described in two categories: Functional and Aesthetic.
All parkour comes from Functional Parkour, because it's just a way to get around fast. We primarily concern ourselves with "what's a fast way to go down? up? across any terrain? what about mob-proofing by building a mini-parkour that mobs can't cross?" Most of the civilization and temple challenges concern themselves with functional parkour, since it's just testing your ability to traverse from A to B.
However, the moment we reach battles, things like 180s, backward jumps, 360s, etc come in. This is aesthetic parkour, designed primarily to show off instead of serving a practical purpose. Realistically speaking, jump tricks serve literally no purpose except to look cool. However, in a parkour battle, aesthetic parkour matters much more.
Culminating the series in parkour races was probably the best possible thing because a parkour race is both functional *and* aesthetic. You want to go from A to B as fast as possible, because being fast is both useful and shows off really well. Naturally, the only way to defeat the parkour race is to Build Your Parkour as you go -- the toughest possible challenge in all of parkour.
Evbo: makes pvp civilization
Also evbo: nah im onna bring the og back
here is a little piece of trivia: the person that tweeted the short clip of the video, was the person that played 'The Devil from da Bible" in the Snapcube Shadow the Hedgehog fandub.
Hiiii Shadow
Ain’t no wayy 😭
@@coolioman9073 it's me. Da deeeevil. I love you.
its a small world
wait that was Scout?
i think its awesome that a series like this blew up because of people loving your writing. i hope that inspires you to keep going (although im sure its a LOT of pressure!)
I kept hoping for the failed 1 block jump that had you sent to jail. I think that is simultaneously both F tier AND S tier.
"Jump for the beef" is like an official idiom in the dictionary at this point.
I agree with the prison fence being low tier, but I've been saying "You'll be doing diagonal jumps in Parkour Prison" a lot, I think the prison cell diagonal jump is high tier. Was overlooked.
The fact all of these jumps can pretty easily be recognised despite being just parkour speaks to how well this series is written. Congrats on having the series blow up! It's very deserved. This series reminded me of some older mc rp videos while also having the newer style of commentary
2:30 "but then i had a very good idea i used f5 you see using f5 gave me a whole new perspective and i was able to see a chest i couldnt have seen before"
I think I had a stroke reading this, good job
@@chestnut3898 "But then, I had a very good idea: I used F5. You see, using F5 gave me a whole new perspective-and I was able to see a chest I couldn't have seen before."
BRUH I REMEMBER THAT💀💀💀💀💀
2:26*
I love how Kenadian put that in videos whenever he uses it, it's hilarious
Evbo never had an F tier jump because he never failed (we don't talk about him going to parkour prision)
When Seawatt said that adding "Vertical" makes jumps more funny I remembered my "Four Block Vertical Clutch In Lava" I was making today
Here on evbos channel, no one ever does the 2 block jump for the dislike button. It's way better to do the one block jump for the like button.
24:26 once you told me that lore, I liked it a lot more (best poem ever) - seawatt
The chillness of this video is honestly really nice
YOOOOO WHAT 3:35 In parkour civilization, NO ONE EVER JUMPS FOR THE BEEF
no one ever jumps for the pork too
That's how noobs think. Parkour pros and above, they jump for the beef.
Your comment pop up when I watch him jump for the beef
it feels nice seeing that evbo is just a normal guy simply doing this because its fun lol
bro when i started watching it before season 2 i thought it would be a basic boring series but the story expantion and execution was so good that it changed my perspective towards it
I'm 20 and I can't believe watching parkour civilizations actually transported me back to 2015 watching minecraft videos. Evbo you've made an actually engaging and funny story with godamn minecraft, I cant believe how you're getting away with this
"This is the first time where the laws of parkour physics really ge-...and I have blindness" -Evbo Oct 9 2024 29:24
Bro that made me choke
"... and when I said 'ge-' I really meant 'GET OUT!!!'"
Fellow tds fan
@@Eternalblaze199 yo hello!
@@JustAnotherCommenter fr
my favorite part of the video was watching along and inputting what i would rank the jumps and then agreeing with evbo and seawatt
6:40 I feel 2 block backwards is the most iconic backwards
4:53 "I dont want to *jump* to any conclusions here"😂
as someone who has no idea what parkour civilization is, i can confirm the beef jump is S tier.
4x3 jump is actually equivalent to a 5 block jump because of pythagoras, so it was a new milestone in jump length
It's actually slightly less than 4 blocks because you're landing and jumping from the corners. It's 5 blocks from center to center of the blocks
A^2*B^2=C^2
@@ÞeSheep1no, a^2 + b^2 = c^2
It is actually 3 by 2...
@@sethdillon7041 a one block jump clearly is one block from edge to edge, but it would be a two block jump if measured from the centers, we don’t measure it from centers my guy, we were already measuring by corners, therefore, yes, that jump was five blocks.
No way they put Evbo's final attack course in A tier, thats like saying Goku's Spirit Bomb is an A tier. Thats THE final move. in all the anime comparison memes saying how the series starts off silly and ends as a climactic final battle, that's the one attack that gets constantly shown off alongside the 3 block Neos Jump. Its absolutely S tier.
One jump that wasn’t included that would be S tier is the impossible jump from ranking up to a master
The one where he was given a totem to find it
The fall onto the barrier block was really important. Its the only jump you could say had as much screen time. You got the totem just to study it, copied it into your house, and had to uncover the barrier block.
Each challange had something that was rigged from the start. For noobs, it was to save up enough food to make a 3 block jump at the end. For the master, it was the BS rule about needing to actually have the blocks in order to compete and wearing you down with 4 consecutive battles, and had an invisible path up. But the pro level was probably the most iconic example on how the whole temple was rigged to create the illusion of upward mobility. Other than the chicken V. beef jump, it was probably the most iconic jump to me, and I feel is extremely emblematic of the conflict as a whole. You team up with friends, work hard to beat the system that was rigged from the start. Easy S tier
I'm also surprised that the sorting jumps when new players are created aren't on the list. They would be a low A teir or high B tier.
IN QUEERBAIT CIVILIZATION NO ONE JUMPS FOR THE YURI
I JUMP FOR THE YURI
so true tho
Nobody jumps to go outside and touch grass.
@@udram47thelowercaseguyTerezi pfp detected
I JUMP FOR THE YURI
Idk why this seems like one of the UA-cam videos that I'd watch at the beach in summer
why are you watching youtube at the beach
@@rerenderr8773is there a law against that? *shoves a jellyfish down your throat*
@@rerenderr8773 It's more of a nostalgic thing to me, so no idea why I did this
i love this chill kind of videos where two friends play minecraft calmly just to have some fun that you watch in the summer morning when your parents have left to work and you're home alone on a sunny day without the need to hurry anywhere
my exact reaction to parkour civ was "oh its a dumb minecraft video for kids... wait its already over!?"
Its the epitome to me of "Kids deserve good quality videos too"
Like, its clearly made for a younger audience, but its made well enough that everyone can enjoy it
The book was written in parkour ✍️🔥🔥
The funny thing is that Evbo just easily gets it right every time while seawatt is struggling, truly shows that Evbo is the parkour god!
I thought it was every instance you guys jumped I was thinking “HOW is this 1/4 of the movie but it is EVRY TIMR THEY JUMP?!?!”
Seawatt mentioning the twt fanart he's seen is so endearing to me IDK 😭😭
When?
@@nikolaib5764 2:43
Time stamp?
@@joacoroyale4174 02:40
@@strawbbiamz He also acnowledged the yaoi lmao
This is one of them filler episodes where the characters just hang out
It is so good to see you and seawatt back on the Parkour Civilization map again since the series had ended, by far my favorite series of yours! seeing the PK Civilization map again is already nostalgic for me even though it was the last series before the current series PVP Civilization.
Now I need to rewatch parkour civilization for the third time
WHHHHHAAATTT ? 😭
In parkour civilization, nobody jumps for the beef
Chain couch was ROBBED! It should have been S in my opinion
Unexpected love for the chain couch!
The people love the chain couch
I couldn’t stop laughing at the chain couch bit, bro wanted his tip and didn’t care he died 😭
Chain couch chain 👇
Chain couch chain 👇
I remember several months ago I was just scrolling youtube, and your video just kept showing up in recommended, so I just clicked it, and got hooked.
now I can't wait for pvp civilization
1 block jump (1 block jump): A tier
Chicken jump (1 block jump): A tier
Beef jump (1 block vertical jump): S tier
Ticket jump (2 block jump): A tier
360 1 block jump (1 block 360 jump): S tier
Parkour prison food jump (1 block fence jump): D tier
Backwards 1 block jump (1 block jump backwards): A tier
Hardest succeed-able noob jump (2 block 1.5 block vertical jump): B tier
2 block wood to barrier jump (2 block jump): A tier
Noob to pro ranking up jump (2 block jump over lava): B tier
TBC...
Evbo i just want you to know, that parkour civilization genuinely changed my life
this is so uncanny to hear their voices outside of lore
8:23 ...you know, looking back at that. It's fascinating how the "impossible" barrier jump came back at the end of movie 1. Where one of these allowed Evbo to rank up from Noob, the Champion pulled one to force him back down there.
I like that seawatt has chain ⛓️ boots just like in the story
- pretty peak
- congrats on having parkour civilisation blow up! :]
how do you manage to spell civilization wrong it's literally in the title of the video
@@cayzap4828 I'd like you to google British English
@@cayzap4828 i dont think u know
@@cayzap4828 shut your American mouth up
Evmo is the channel where evbo talks like a normal human person
Next evo becomes the parkour himself.
The parkour. Not the parkour god.
HE BECOMES PARKOUR!
Seawatt nearly entered his villian arc again😭🙏
i remember watching the original parkour civilization 8 months ago, im so glad you got the recognition you deserve!
This video would be more popular if only people knew about this second channel.
@@CrownVirtualIf I had to guess, brain
@@PThrowdot oh wait mb i meant to reply to a different comment
@@CrownVirtual oh ok
It is better to have jumped for the beef and missed than never to have jumped at all.
Cant wait to see Evbo doing 360° vertical diagonal backwards 4 block jump 🔥🔥🔥
this feels like a directors commentary, really interesting listen!
I p much agree with the tier list as well, but I do think you're sleeping on the chain couch!
It probably doesn't count but the parkour writing in the book was also S tier to me
Post pvp civ part 5
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The goat is here totally not talking about evbo but I understand the confusion.
@@evbobutmore “It was written in parkour! Luckily for me, I can read the parkour language!” 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
@@evbobutmore ?
@@evbobutmore are you speaking in parkour again
we must abolish the upper tierlist
I think that after pvp civilization you should rewrite the noob to hacker series, which was the whole thing that made your channel popular before pc (parkour civilization).
I cried while watching this, its like the behind the scenes of a movie that struck millions. I cant thank you guys enough
Why even when they are out of character. They still sound like they are making a banger😂❤
I love parkour civilization cause of how creative and compelling it is. And while I haven’t watched all of it I must give credit for how you did pvp civilization and only watching 1 and a half episodes it feels so distinct from parkour civilization despite on paper sounding like the same premise, which is impressive