The WEIRD Slenderman Fanbase - Diamondbolt

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  • @jakubtomco6121
    @jakubtomco6121 4 роки тому +3518

    I wasn’t prepared for this

    • @notabot9635
      @notabot9635 4 роки тому +23

      same it was something

    • @friendthebarrel154
      @friendthebarrel154 4 роки тому +15

      Ah yes, I have arrived at the pinned comment before it got over 100 likes. I feel accomplished now.

    • @halfastudio
      @halfastudio 4 роки тому +11

      @@notabot9635 In all honesty, who was?!

    • @InfinityBlock192
      @InfinityBlock192 4 роки тому +3

      Me neither

    • @genn8062
      @genn8062 4 роки тому +4

      I wasn’t prepared for this to get demonized so fast.

  • @ricardoazevedo8498
    @ricardoazevedo8498 4 роки тому +3452

    "and there's sexual offenderman"
    do you think god stays in heaven in fear of what he has created?

  • @Shard_Soldier
    @Shard_Soldier 4 роки тому +1302

    You can’t forget about Slender Man’s third cousin twice removed, Ascender Man, he just carries a giant ladder everywhere.

    • @EMan-me8om
      @EMan-me8om 3 роки тому +106

      "They call me the Sexual Offenderman"
      *He says as he Slowly approaches the Daycare

    • @EMan-me8om
      @EMan-me8om 3 роки тому +23

      @Ahmed Malaki ill use my frying pan a Drying pan!

    • @paperrn3194
      @paperrn3194 3 роки тому +14

      @@EMan-me8om Hold up

    • @flameyboy4184
      @flameyboy4184 3 роки тому +23

      He doesn’t even use it, he just floats upward

    • @GG10010
      @GG10010 3 роки тому +30

      You forgot slender man's step brother..... "Man"

  • @kennedytwins575
    @kennedytwins575 4 роки тому +1064

    My body has been destroyed by just hearing the name “Sexual Offenderman”

  • @totallycalixo
    @totallycalixo 4 роки тому +573

    Imagine going outside and just screaming “OH NO IT IS SEXUAL OFFENDERMAN!”

  • @quintariusgooch
    @quintariusgooch 4 роки тому +360

    I immediately regretted clicking on this video when you said "slender family"

    • @wumpus976
      @wumpus976 3 роки тому +3

      Simple: Demogorgon, Sirenhead, and the Death Eaters.

    • @morriStock
      @morriStock Рік тому +1

      I regret when he looked up “happy pasta”

  • @reportedbooch697
    @reportedbooch697 4 роки тому +1353

    When the fandom for a horror character is more scary than the actual character's movie.

    • @chigchum9602
      @chigchum9602 4 роки тому +32

      To be fair, the fandom is genuinely scarier than anything else Slenderman related.
      Including the actually scary ones (Marble Hornets).

    • @jaimeg309
      @jaimeg309 4 роки тому +6

      @@chigchum9602 to be fair, any fandom can scary

    • @thatbluegamet
      @thatbluegamet 3 роки тому +2

      How does that even happen?

    • @Humanresouces
      @Humanresouces Рік тому +1

      ​​@@jaimeg309 most of the things I love have horribly cringey and horrifically awful fandoms. Like Undertale,Cuphead, and HH.

  • @Johnhhujj
    @Johnhhujj 4 роки тому +1684

    Diamond bolt got the sexual offender man page taken down. He’s out here doing gods work

  • @imacarcharger7779
    @imacarcharger7779 4 роки тому +3247

    The fandom is scarier then the games and the movie combined

  • @psychicgh05t
    @psychicgh05t 3 роки тому +181

    The fact that neil cicierega made splendor man brings a smile on my face, because you can simply see how many things he creates with such an amount of passion

  • @Adam-xf6sq
    @Adam-xf6sq 4 роки тому +392

    Slenderman’s cousin who gives stuff away: lenderman
    Slenderman’s cousin with poor money management: spenderman
    Slenderman’s dead cousin who’s being used as a secret ingredient for KFC: tenderman
    Slenderman’s cousin who knows what he’s doing: Intenderman
    Slenderman’s cousin from some cube game: enderman
    Slenderman’s fancy cousin: slightly-built male
    Slenderman: Slenderman
    Slenderman’s cousin on a game show: contenderman
    Slenderman’s cousin who ruins people’s careers: slanderman
    Slenderman’s adorable cousin: pandaman
    Slenderman’s cool 80’s cousin: Demogorgan
    Slenderman’s cousin who’s waiting for something: penderman
    Slenderman’s arch nemesis who protects people: defenderman
    Slenderman’s mailman cousin: return to senderman
    Slenderman’s cousin who’s trapped in a metal box and forced to serve drinks: vendorman
    Slenderman’s cousin who’s hard to see unless he gets close: renderman
    Slenderman’s other nice cousin: frienderman
    Slenderman’s other *horny* cousin: siren head
    How Bernice sees slenderman: tiny weak spider

    • @PotatoCrash
      @PotatoCrash 4 роки тому +15

      And there grandfather Operator

    • @bepisthescienceman4202
      @bepisthescienceman4202 3 роки тому +37

      Slender man's acrobat cousin: bender man
      Slender man's cousin who loves shoving things into blenders:blender man

    • @baryzilla5875
      @baryzilla5875 3 роки тому +18

      Slender Man's brother who does his taxes and is a school teacher: binderman

    • @___Tammy___
      @___Tammy___ 3 роки тому +7

      You need a hobby

    • @Dm24B
      @Dm24B 3 роки тому +1

      NoOOOoOOOooooOO!!!!! 😲😦😲

  • @jackbrown2801
    @jackbrown2801 4 роки тому +865

    Don’t forget Slenderman’s gay cousin: Ilikemenderman.

    • @dontmindme8571
      @dontmindme8571 4 роки тому +79

      Don't you mean "Genderman"?

    • @strikerblitz2164
      @strikerblitz2164 4 роки тому +46

      Don't forget Gravity Falls' Tenderman!

    • @redhood7650
      @redhood7650 4 роки тому +27

      @@strikerblitz2164 tender man is alright. He's just vibin bro.

    • @shadesslitzv2
      @shadesslitzv2 4 роки тому +10

      @@dontmindme8571 Don't you mean Tumblr?

    • @princessnovainacottage3326
      @princessnovainacottage3326 4 роки тому +6

      @@dontmindme8571 Gender is identity, gay is a sexuality benderman would be much more fitting

  • @kooly3785
    @kooly3785 4 роки тому +503

    I made a Slender OC. His name is Suspender Man. He wears suspenders, that's it.

    • @chadhaley8154
      @chadhaley8154 4 роки тому +79

      Make that canon right fucking now.

    • @thatbluegamet
      @thatbluegamet 4 роки тому +40

      Best character

    • @kronemerj
      @kronemerj 4 роки тому +47

      @@chadhaley8154 ATTENTION:this is not fanfiction this character IS CANNON.

    • @chadhaley8154
      @chadhaley8154 4 роки тому +4

      @Popculturejk I am also a cannon, and you dont see me making slender OCs.

    • @Holographic_Dreams
      @Holographic_Dreams 4 роки тому +3

      This needs to be a real character, make a video of suspender man right now

  • @kirbl1153
    @kirbl1153 4 роки тому +265

    I didn't even got her email address
    - Offenderman (After killing Rose)

    • @IcyDiamond
      @IcyDiamond 4 роки тому +3

      Rose was more into Sonic anyway

    • @kittendumbie7919
      @kittendumbie7919 4 роки тому +2

      *Ain't she 12*

    • @stuff5757
      @stuff5757 4 роки тому +1

      @@kittendumbie7919 yeah but he was a kid too at the time

    • @deleted4774
      @deleted4774 4 роки тому

      Bruh I watched a full one minute and 30 second ad so I didn’t have to watch this monstrosity

    • @monkeydude124
      @monkeydude124 4 роки тому

      Spy kids 3D: looks away slowly

  • @SammyWammy69
    @SammyWammy69 4 роки тому +987

    Offenderman: *S-xually assults some random girl*
    Fangirls: YES KING GO ON 👏✨

    • @alienenthusiast
      @alienenthusiast 3 роки тому +25

      🤣💀

    • @RedEzelt
      @RedEzelt 3 роки тому +48

      I hate to admit that I was like this... Yikes lmao

    • @idonotpost1456
      @idonotpost1456 3 роки тому +76

      and the fact theyre even romantacizing him 😭😭 and along the other creepypastas like...

    • @calloxion2901
      @calloxion2901 3 роки тому +16

      @@idonotpost1456 True... its disgusting..

    • @offcialaa2progamr
      @offcialaa2progamr 3 роки тому +16

      @The Caliphate as a person who could be considered a little kid, yeah. I used to like quite a few, but someone will find a way to get slenderman pregnant with jeff the killer

  • @jbsnowball
    @jbsnowball 4 роки тому +1048

    The person who made Splendorman (Neil Cicierega) also made:
    - The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
    - Potter Puppet Pals
    - The Mouth Mashup Albums
    - Lemon Demon (his musician name)
    - It’s Gonna Get Weird (a unused song for Gravity Falls)
    And more.
    He’s done a lot of stuff you probably know, but you probably have no idea who he is.

    • @bread64
      @bread64 4 роки тому +19

      Cool

    • @leanneennis6070
      @leanneennis6070 4 роки тому +67

      The ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny is the best thing the internet has created

    • @theadequatebee7422
      @theadequatebee7422 4 роки тому +40

      And he almost made the gravity falls theme

    • @spooderman6312
      @spooderman6312 4 роки тому +25

      I found the source of the mysterious ticking noise
      Its offender man

    • @bukowskifamily7728
      @bukowskifamily7728 4 роки тому +6

      I had no idea, thanks

  • @arandomcrusader8822
    @arandomcrusader8822 4 роки тому +886

    I remember the good ol' days when Slenderman was the antagonist of a game and scares you

  • @supernova9833
    @supernova9833 4 роки тому +409

    I was neither emotionally or mentally prepared to learn about offender man

  • @melibu9939
    @melibu9939 4 роки тому +104

    I’m so glad I grew out of my embarrassing creepypasta fangirl phase I had in middle school. Dark times.

  • @cringeymarshmallo7323
    @cringeymarshmallo7323 4 роки тому +52

    I remember seeing a pic of a Gacha girl being like "I improved Slendy" and just made him "cute" aka "going against his purpose"
    Edit: I found the pic

  • @therealsnivy5447
    @therealsnivy5447 4 роки тому +905

    Onceler Fandom: Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!

  • @deshaunmurry1214
    @deshaunmurry1214 4 роки тому +1046

    God I hate Deviant Art they ruin everything.
    Sexual Offenderman: You thought Deviant Art was bad?

    • @chu_Bo
      @chu_Bo 4 роки тому +4

      @@pokeymaster9415 because sadly I'm somehow more disgusting than those things

    • @oaksynia7353
      @oaksynia7353 4 роки тому +30

      Deviant art has good artists, too bad 75%-85% of them are just terrible but every artist has to start of somewhere

    • @deshaunmurry1214
      @deshaunmurry1214 4 роки тому +4

      @@samuelm6051 Maybe but some of them just make drawings that ruin our childhood.

    • @MadDiplo2002
      @MadDiplo2002 4 роки тому +1

      Yes

    • @sphjinx1448
      @sphjinx1448 4 роки тому +12

      I use Deviant Art... and I’m embarrassed to say that because of its rep. Though unlike the people that make it so bad, I just upload my own characters, none of which are sexual. So I can gladly say that I’m a part of the 10% of users that don’t ruin childhoods.

  • @peucoman
    @peucoman 4 роки тому +355

    > Slenderman fandom
    > the scariest
    Clearly, Bolt hasn't been subjected to the Jeff the Killer fanbase

    • @blazarre7251
      @blazarre7251 4 роки тому +24

      Or the fnaf fanbase

    • @crafty8779
      @crafty8779 4 роки тому +6

      HE BETTER MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT THEM ...ima fan of fnaf tho

    • @babypowder1246
      @babypowder1246 3 роки тому +8

      @@blazarre7251 Can’t forget the corpse fandom.

    • @bertiec3455
      @bertiec3455 3 роки тому +5

      Or the undertale fandom

    • @splash5481
      @splash5481 3 роки тому +4

      He hasnt even looked at the 10 -17 yr old making gacha heat about undertale and deltarune

  • @zachduperron8543
    @zachduperron8543 4 роки тому +42

    Me: “Goddamn I hate the undertale fandom, also I hate the sonic fandom.”
    Sexualoffenderman: “You called?”

    • @splash5481
      @splash5481 3 роки тому

      Undertales soundtracks do be good tho

    • @zachduperron8543
      @zachduperron8543 3 роки тому +1

      @@splash5481 that’s the one good thing about the undertale fandom, remixes and covers

    • @GokuBlackRose978
      @GokuBlackRose978 2 роки тому +1

      The games are great, the fandoms are the problem

    • @zachduperron8543
      @zachduperron8543 2 роки тому +1

      @@GokuBlackRose978 yeah I do enjoy the games, even the ones that have been criticized and for good reason.

    • @GokuBlackRose978
      @GokuBlackRose978 2 роки тому +1

      @@zachduperron8543 dude I was so cringey, years ago when I saw this this I thought it was cannon……

  • @anza3007
    @anza3007 4 роки тому +212

    I mean David Near is a pretty talented voice actor, still kinda weird though

    • @Bakkcom
      @Bakkcom 3 роки тому +6

      It's the cloaker....wait-

    • @soundshock9357
      @soundshock9357 3 роки тому +8

      The poor lad

    • @Kdot6_16
      @Kdot6_16 3 роки тому +7

      What a waste of his talents

  • @ryaquaza3offical
    @ryaquaza3offical 4 роки тому +491

    SplendourMan is the most pure thing to come out of the Slenderman fandom and he needs only the best hugs and sweeties

    • @gialonn7599
      @gialonn7599 3 роки тому +7

      Jeff the hugger I think? It mostly deals with classic creepypastas the ones that are memes on

    • @joenavy6859
      @joenavy6859 3 роки тому +3

      You need to know how to spell rayquaza

    • @masked-IrishFaye
      @masked-IrishFaye 3 роки тому +2

      @@joenavy6859 well.. spell*

    • @joenavy6859
      @joenavy6859 3 роки тому +4

      @@masked-IrishFaye My tablet has a broken spelling fixer don't worry I'll edit it

    • @masked-IrishFaye
      @masked-IrishFaye 3 роки тому +1

      @@joenavy6859 xd. happens to the best of us lol, and mkay. ✓√ it's fine -.- but aight. XD. autocorrect be tryna ruin our lives .-.

  • @Abcdbott
    @Abcdbott 4 роки тому +350

    Hes dressed nice because after this hes going on a date with Jobby

    • @ZeroTwo-ky9ho
      @ZeroTwo-ky9ho 4 роки тому +38

      How can he date his father??????

    • @gamemasterpzm
      @gamemasterpzm 4 роки тому +19

      Wasn't it astablished in the lore that he is his son?

    • @ZeroTwo-ky9ho
      @ZeroTwo-ky9ho 4 роки тому +2

      @Ananasowy Vlog no you are not

    • @cowboy557
      @cowboy557 4 роки тому +2

      I want another crossover where they do a movie

  • @darkdoubloontv8906
    @darkdoubloontv8906 4 роки тому +628

    I hate how Slender man is a character who started out legitimately unnerving, and became...... THIS

    • @theultraatomicgamer
      @theultraatomicgamer 4 роки тому +29

      That happens a lot tbh,

    • @pokeymaster9415
      @pokeymaster9415 4 роки тому +9

      Even the more recent ones were ruined look at pennywise

    • @GoldLight73
      @GoldLight73 4 роки тому +9

      Personally, I just do my best to ignore the memes and focus on the real content. There IS still legit scary Slenderman content out there if you look hard enough.

    • @soyavocado
      @soyavocado 4 роки тому +14

      Siren head, Cartoon Cat and many SCPs have suffered the same fate.

    • @sinclairguess1187
      @sinclairguess1187 4 роки тому +6

      Well,being popular isnt worth it after all

  • @paperball2113
    @paperball2113 4 роки тому +57

    It took five seconds for me to become extremely uncomfortable with this. This video is scarier than anything

    • @joenavy6859
      @joenavy6859 3 роки тому

      This caused me to have a nightmare thanks Internet and to Althouse terrible youtubers f you

  • @boody5169
    @boody5169 4 роки тому +19

    5:30 Ah so that's where the image was taken

  • @cuppajj
    @cuppajj 4 роки тому +269

    Creepypasta fandoms are the epitome of “I’m not like those OTHER eighth graders”

    • @veryamazingandcreativename
      @veryamazingandcreativename 4 роки тому +33

      I am in eighth grade and I see tons of kids my age doing crap like this. I’ve seen literal 14 year old girls SIMPING OVER JEFF THE KILLER. Like what.

    • @solarknight4387
      @solarknight4387 4 роки тому +12

      Yep, fucking hell I’m glad that no one in my freshman year has nothing over that or even heard of creepypastas

    • @someguy1716
      @someguy1716 4 роки тому +4

      @@veryamazingandcreativename a wise man name radal said: wotdefok

    • @steampunk-llama
      @steampunk-llama 4 роки тому +4

      This, but I unfortunately got into it when I was 11 😔

    • @goofygoober4659
      @goofygoober4659 4 роки тому +2

      *1st graders

  • @vustvaleo8068
    @vustvaleo8068 4 роки тому +313

    there's also Slender Man's distant cousin, Pepsi Man.

  • @chclt_thndr
    @chclt_thndr 4 роки тому +39

    I love how he changes his computer background for every video

  • @animeguykurosaki1
    @animeguykurosaki1 3 роки тому +12

    I still remember in the early 2010s joining a podcast to talk about Slenderman youtube series, Marble Hornets, DarkHarvest, Tribe Twelve, and it was fun, there were some memes, but it was also fun to see everything. Nowadays, I can't believe how far it's come.

  • @changenickname1916
    @changenickname1916 4 роки тому +630

    just, why is "sexual offender man" a thing
    im scared

    • @unoriginalperson72
      @unoriginalperson72 4 роки тому +50

      Teenage girls who think that's a cool thing.

    • @Luci_Diavol
      @Luci_Diavol 4 роки тому +18

      At least it's not meant to be the actual character, and it isn't on the wiki, unlike some other examples...

    • @niclaswa5408
      @niclaswa5408 4 роки тому +50

      I can give you "34" reasons why

    • @optillian4182
      @optillian4182 4 роки тому +18

      He's the archenemy of Sexual Defender Man.

    • @Monosheep13
      @Monosheep13 4 роки тому +8

      I don't know anymore, but it cringed me to realized this until now.

  • @PerovNigma
    @PerovNigma 4 роки тому +425

    _"dIsApPrOvEs of his murderous behaviour"_
    *Slenderman:* So, I just killed a bunch of students.
    *Splendorman:* Ha ha ha. What a story, Slender.

    • @HemmTBM
      @HemmTBM 4 роки тому +32

      Offenderman: It's bullshish i didn't kill that kid. Oh hi Splendy

    • @bepisthescienceman4202
      @bepisthescienceman4202 3 роки тому +11

      Sirenhead:your going to hurt splendy he's very sensitive
      Slenderman:keep your stupid comments in your pocket son of a bitch

  • @rachsamuel9601
    @rachsamuel9601 4 роки тому +203

    scary men: *exist*
    internet: lEt MaKE sCaRY mEN aTtRacTiVE/CutE

  • @matthewjohnson6234
    @matthewjohnson6234 2 роки тому +9

    And we can’t forget Slenderman’s step half uncle Fender Bender Man. He drives around in a car drunk and runs people over.

  • @commercialairliner
    @commercialairliner 6 місяців тому +6

    7:30 "IT IS SEXUAL OFFENDY YAHYAH!!!" Imagine reading that without context. Scratch that, even WITH context, thay's foul.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 роки тому +237

    Our boi's wearing a tie, time to get serious

  • @Minospw
    @Minospw 4 роки тому +240

    Slenderman vs momo epic Battle almost died
    That was the title of every slenderman vid in 2017

    • @leanneennis6070
      @leanneennis6070 4 роки тому +8

      Can’t beat slender man vs Freddy fazbear

    • @unoriginalperson72
      @unoriginalperson72 4 роки тому +6

      Slenderman pissed in my soup 2017 *real*

    • @vslazer6728
      @vslazer6728 4 роки тому +3

      "Don't call Slenderman at 3 AM (He actually came to my house!!!)"

  • @boon4317
    @boon4317 4 роки тому +62

    I love how at 1:54 the mask is just an inside out Spider-Man mask

  • @whogavejohnthecamera
    @whogavejohnthecamera 4 роки тому +13

    You're one of my favorite youtubers right now man,
    your sense of humor is great.

  • @InwardBisonYT
    @InwardBisonYT 2 роки тому +5

    That goddamn Offenderman ASMR fucking terrified me. I don't think ASMR is supposed to do that

  • @eltrashooter2578
    @eltrashooter2578 4 роки тому +233

    “More horrifying side on the internet...”
    Oh no please don’t say it...
    “Slenderman fandom”
    Could be worse.

  • @fruitpunch7482
    @fruitpunch7482 4 роки тому +322

    Diamondbolt is dating The bye bye man. (This is real and confirmed!)
    Sources: trust me bro

    • @EmeraldEtherious
      @EmeraldEtherious 4 роки тому +11

      I love this comment genuinely made me laugh

    • @apollothecoderule.8639
      @apollothecoderule.8639 4 роки тому +5

      aight I trust you bro

    • @itsPlasma06
      @itsPlasma06 4 роки тому

      Dunno, that sounds kinda gay

    • @user-mn7uo9ch4b
      @user-mn7uo9ch4b 4 роки тому +1

      this reminds me of the times someone made a report on a news site and their sources were that news site

    • @boost515advanced9
      @boost515advanced9 4 роки тому +2

      The sources sound like me when doing a school presentation and i'm using wikipedia

  • @Tester-sh1mn
    @Tester-sh1mn 4 роки тому +326

    Jesus Christ what hasn't Neil Cicirega done? hes practically shaped the internet to what it is today, probably your life after 2005 as-well single handedly.

    • @Maikurshi
      @Maikurshi 4 роки тому +26

      I actually had a seizure when he said that Neil did that. I wasn't expecting it and I got whiplash like I was in a car crash.

    • @carlosdavidg7
      @carlosdavidg7 4 роки тому +6

      who's Neil Cicirega?

    • @Maikurshi
      @Maikurshi 4 роки тому +40

      @@carlosdavidg7 he's a really rad musician. he's Lemon demon. but he also made Harry Potter puppet pals when he was a teenager and does funny skits and sorts online. and a bunch of other really weird stuff. and worked on gravity falls a little bit? he made a song for bill cypher. his sister was a storyboard artist on it. but in correspondence to this video! he made the original splendorman parody video. Neil cicirega is just? overall a Renaissance man. I highly recommend you look into him. he's absolutely spectacular.

    • @Tester-sh1mn
      @Tester-sh1mn 4 роки тому +20

      @@Maikurshi it’s hard to explain his backstory while being concise, but you about summed it up, 4/5

    • @Maikurshi
      @Maikurshi 4 роки тому +7

      @@Tester-sh1mn aha thanks!!!

  • @alexanderknott9039
    @alexanderknott9039 3 роки тому +8

    I love how Bolt gets so happy reading about Splendor Man, then slowly loses his faith in humanity as he keeps going

  • @skyxclouds3765
    @skyxclouds3765 2 роки тому +8

    The existence of Splendorman confuses me about the whole "slenderman is actually a wholesome guy who just adopts and proctect kids and forms a family!1!" thing that half the fandom created.
    Splendorman should be the one who does that, dont you think? it makes more sense.
    And Slenderman should stay the murderous, child kinnaper monster that hides in the woods, like y'know... the type of character he is SUPPOSED tto be and no whatever the kids with daddy issues created about him???
    I swear, half the fandom dont really care about creating scary stories, they just want characters that fills all their "everyone thinks im a monster! but im actually just a nice wholesome person that is misunderstood by society and everything bad happens to me :((((" fantasies.

  • @mpecciable
    @mpecciable 4 роки тому +100

    Splendor man: exists
    Daimondbolt: you are a good man. Thank you.

    • @TheRadWarrior
      @TheRadWarrior 4 місяці тому

      He is needed in society.
      He is our only hope.

  • @ThePMD
    @ThePMD 4 роки тому +249

    Diamond has now started talking about fanbases, im so proud

    • @matthewhayward6072
      @matthewhayward6072 4 роки тому +4

      I wanna like it but I wanna keep it at 69....

    • @Estra_Estra
      @Estra_Estra 4 роки тому +4

      @@matthewhayward6072 You may have failed in the long run but your efforts shall be remember until the end.

  • @KeejTV
    @KeejTV 4 роки тому +172

    "Diamondbolt came out of my screen with hyper-realistic eyes and bled at me while slenderman rofl'd!" - A Creepypasta saga epic.

    • @apocalypticchampion3518
      @apocalypticchampion3518 4 роки тому +4

      It’s almost puhskinti day friend

    • @bimbobread1265
      @bimbobread1265 4 роки тому +2

      when i woke up freddy freaker pointed a gun at me and told me to call him!!1!1!1!!

  • @aguy1652
    @aguy1652 4 роки тому +16

    5:12 I know offenderman is weird in all but.. look when zooming in I think I see the 5th member in the family
    Yoda what are you doing here

    • @Igazi
      @Igazi 4 роки тому +5

      5:12G O R E F I E L D

    • @aguy1652
      @aguy1652 4 роки тому +4

      @@Igazi I don't want to alarm you but...
      THERE A FAN BASE OF IT

    • @Igazi
      @Igazi 4 роки тому +5

      @@aguy1652 *Gasp* XD

  • @blakekeating6495
    @blakekeating6495 3 роки тому +6

    I like how you add the UA-cam channels in the corner like we'd actually want to watch their content.

  • @lcc2348
    @lcc2348 4 роки тому +74

    How many times a week does Diamondbolt need to erase his search history

  • @skwash.9301
    @skwash.9301 4 роки тому +178

    Imagine ur looking through ur 9 year old kids search history and u find “sexual offender man”

  • @sirsavagethe21st56
    @sirsavagethe21st56 4 роки тому +103

    the fact he's wearing a tie on his neck terrifies me.

  • @RenikkoEclipse
    @RenikkoEclipse 3 роки тому +6

    You know this is gonna be a spooky vid when there is gacha in the bloody thumbnail

  • @thatonehedgehog6804
    @thatonehedgehog6804 4 роки тому +45

    Slenderman fandom:omg sexual offenderman is so cool
    Dk fandom: DK DONKEY KONG PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER IF WANT TO CLAP AS WE'LL TAKE YOU THROUGH THIS MONKEY RAP

  • @thatonetomatoguy4210
    @thatonetomatoguy4210 4 роки тому +95

    he has a tie on because he's going on a date with the movie version of Rodrick Heffley.

    • @redhood7650
      @redhood7650 4 роки тому +1

      Fake Rodrick or real Rodrick

    • @watchrre
      @watchrre 4 роки тому

      @@redhood7650 Real 😳

  • @CharlieBravo1118
    @CharlieBravo1118 4 роки тому +89

    Gotta give it Offenderman...
    He's got Trenderman's taste in fashion
    Still send him to jail tho

  • @starbrickproductions2438
    @starbrickproductions2438 4 роки тому +79

    Diamondbolt, you stumbled upon the unholy land.

  • @NoNamex1412
    @NoNamex1412 4 роки тому +8

    1:50 this is just too perfect

  • @hotdog10_
    @hotdog10_ 3 роки тому +7

    The guy who made splendorman is also the man who made the song two trucks

  • @Moon-nk3co
    @Moon-nk3co 4 роки тому +96

    Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Adam went out of his way to do this video for us enduring more torture.
    This is why Diamondbolt Da Best!

  • @friendthebarrel154
    @friendthebarrel154 4 роки тому +37

    Neil Cicierega did that? The funny mashup man? The "Wow Wow" guy? The Lemon Demon dude? The Ultimate Showdown fella?
    HE DID WHAT!?
    Huh, cool.

  • @rgbtato
    @rgbtato 4 роки тому +74

    I think I want to cry, but I don’t know if it is out of sadness, fear or pure disappointment on humanity.
    at least we have Splendo man.

  • @jordanpratt606
    @jordanpratt606 4 роки тому +11

    Those Offenderman drawings are oddly well done and graphic

  • @KratosCar
    @KratosCar 2 роки тому +25

    9:25
    Man this moon knight show really went downhill

  • @brassv2185
    @brassv2185 4 роки тому +44

    In short
    A creepy tall dapper white guy with no face and hentai arms who lives in the forest
    Has a weird creepy fanbase that draw him using those tentacle arms who live in their mothers basment
    Sounds legit

  • @IREALLYLIKEPIES
    @IREALLYLIKEPIES 4 роки тому +58

    2:38 Neil made this?
    Bruuuhh how have I only now seen this before. That's amazing.

  • @PanthEr6489
    @PanthEr6489 4 роки тому +57

    I'm still waiting for the Slender-family sitcom.
    Slenderman: Protagonist who sometimes murders kids (because why not?)
    Splendorman: Goofy older brother and a closet romantic
    Trenderman: snobby Fashionista complete with princess laugh (you know the one)
    Sexual Offendorman: Harvey Weinstein
    PeePeePooPooman: Long-lost brother with severe gas problems and corny jokes

  • @micaelacruzg
    @micaelacruzg 3 роки тому +7

    3:42 i think it meant zalgo Yea zalgo the demon who will bring the apocalypse whit a mere melody
    Also as much as I don’t like ofender man it’s normal for a fandom to pick and choose what they like and don’t like from a caracther

  • @whogavejohnthecamera
    @whogavejohnthecamera 4 роки тому +10

    10:30 siren head dating sim.
    it exists.
    and i'm not sure if it's incredible or horrifying.

  • @pennidarrah4285
    @pennidarrah4285 2 роки тому +44

    I started wheezing at 7:12 not from uncomfortableness but in genuine laughter by the fact people like Offenderman

  • @dustythehackercat7939
    @dustythehackercat7939 4 роки тому +41

    For someone who already knew this stuff, I genuinely feel bad for everything you had to suffer through. Yes even the Gacha parts, granted I never really watched them.

    • @zetsubou619
      @zetsubou619 4 роки тому +7

      Yes, he needs holy water and baby powder.

  • @RedWolfPriest
    @RedWolfPriest 4 роки тому +37

    "Look at how they masacared my boy"
    -Markiplier 2018

  • @Mr.Mousey
    @Mr.Mousey 4 роки тому +45

    The children mail right after "offender man" is disturbing...

  • @Jupiter_Mayflower
    @Jupiter_Mayflower 5 місяців тому +3

    This is 10x more terrifying than the original creepypasta.

  • @lmaolol69420
    @lmaolol69420 4 роки тому +11

    DiamondBolt: *smiling while looking at fan mail*
    DiamondBolt the next fan mail: WHAT THE (bleep) IS THAT? THAT SCARED THE (bleep) OUT OF ME!

  • @Lutherunny
    @Lutherunny 4 роки тому +54

    I used to be in the creepypasta fandom this is giving me war flashbacks

  • @phantomjazz3818
    @phantomjazz3818 4 роки тому +51

    10/10
    Would recommend this DLC to anyone who'd like to build on the Slenderman lore.

  • @constellarsys
    @constellarsys 4 роки тому +39

    On this episode of "Lemon Demon did THAT?!": Splendorman

  • @DarkSpino306
    @DarkSpino306 4 роки тому +14

    The fandom: *creates those... things*
    SlenderMan: "I've never seen those people my entire life."

  • @Depressed_Utraman
    @Depressed_Utraman 2 роки тому +9

    "Wait sexual offenderman is real?
    I thought it was a joke"
    -Blue fish dude from Spongebob

    • @cleversmart0303
      @cleversmart0303 2 роки тому +2

      I thought the exact same thing. Then I did a little digging and found out "Oh my god, they're actually serious..."

    • @JustAnotherDeadChannel861
      @JustAnotherDeadChannel861 Рік тому +1

      Blue fish dude VS Offendertrash
      Strong: BFD (1-0)
      Speed: BFD (2-0)
      IQ: BFD (3-0)
      IQ in battle: BFD (4-0)
      Better: BFD (5-0)
      Makes you rotten: Offendertrash (5-1)
      Legendary + Mythical: BFD (7-1)
      Not bad: BFD (8-1)
      P rank: BFD (9-1)
      Bruh character: Offendertrash (9-2)
      Is good: BFD (10-2)
      Blue fish dude wins (Negattive Diff)

  • @iActuallyLiveinUtah
    @iActuallyLiveinUtah 4 роки тому +62

    The Fandom is scarier then my grades. No, I'm not joking.

  • @dragonmastertheedgeking1595
    @dragonmastertheedgeking1595 4 роки тому +28

    I remember when Slenderman was actually something scary, now I realize I should have bleeched the entire Earth.

  • @-emerald-1553
    @-emerald-1553 4 роки тому +16

    5:25
    You know something good is gonna go down when the background is the ddlc classroom...

    • @TheRealBorb
      @TheRealBorb 2 роки тому

      A A A A A A A A A A A A A A

  • @RIPGojothestrongest
    @RIPGojothestrongest 4 роки тому +16

    9:46 Diamondbolt disliked the the video!🤣

  • @purplespades9632
    @purplespades9632 2 роки тому +13

    Somehow, the Slenderman fanbase is more terrifying than the actual movie.

  • @Nut612
    @Nut612 4 роки тому +27

    6:34 ah yes my favorite villain yoda in a tuxedo

  • @9Maciej
    @9Maciej 4 роки тому +15

    10:50 wait wait wait wait... Proxy? You mean, Slender Man controls VPNs?

  • @captainscrib8413
    @captainscrib8413 4 роки тому +34

    10:05
    Me every time I look into the UA-cam trending tab

    • @DanDoesStuffs
      @DanDoesStuffs 4 роки тому +5

      Especially in India...
      God, that trending page is cursed...

  • @saltystick_99
    @saltystick_99 4 роки тому +30

    I repressed Offenderman and now he's back in my conscious
    I hate everything

  • @peanutjuice
    @peanutjuice 3 роки тому +20

    6:23 imagen being blind and hear that part... XD

  • @Whatsabird
    @Whatsabird 4 роки тому +25

    You can’t do the *RESEARCH* nobody has ever mastered that power!

  • @Niner098
    @Niner098 4 роки тому +64

    Diamondbolt: This is Splender Man
    Me: ehh that's kind of funny
    Diamondbot: OK here is Trenderman
    Me: that's pretty dumb
    Diamondbolt: and finally here is sexual offenderman
    Me: wait.. W U T?

  • @yipitchi
    @yipitchi 4 роки тому +19

    i'm actually hoping for these type of videos to be a series on this channel. i'd like to see your take on multiple fandoms

  • @D4N13lGRAHAM
    @D4N13lGRAHAM 2 роки тому +5

    Offenderman makes my brain decay twice as faster than Chernobyl’s nuclear reactor

  • @abiyyufh1566
    @abiyyufh1566 2 роки тому +11

    4:13
    Must be very dishearting to have entire family whose existence is based on making fun of you.
    now that sound sad 😂😂