Slenderman’s cousin who gives stuff away: lenderman Slenderman’s cousin with poor money management: spenderman Slenderman’s dead cousin who’s being used as a secret ingredient for KFC: tenderman Slenderman’s cousin who knows what he’s doing: Intenderman Slenderman’s cousin from some cube game: enderman Slenderman’s fancy cousin: slightly-built male Slenderman: Slenderman Slenderman’s cousin on a game show: contenderman Slenderman’s cousin who ruins people’s careers: slanderman Slenderman’s adorable cousin: pandaman Slenderman’s cool 80’s cousin: Demogorgan Slenderman’s cousin who’s waiting for something: penderman Slenderman’s arch nemesis who protects people: defenderman Slenderman’s mailman cousin: return to senderman Slenderman’s cousin who’s trapped in a metal box and forced to serve drinks: vendorman Slenderman’s cousin who’s hard to see unless he gets close: renderman Slenderman’s other nice cousin: frienderman Slenderman’s other *horny* cousin: siren head How Bernice sees slenderman: tiny weak spider
3:42 i think it meant zalgo Yea zalgo the demon who will bring the apocalypse whit a mere melody Also as much as I don’t like ofender man it’s normal for a fandom to pick and choose what they like and don’t like from a caracther
That stupid "Journey to the light" wiki. What was the point of the wiki if the fanfiction wasn't even released? It's like the "Yandere Simulator" of fanfictions.
Guys here's a recipe to make my hell 2 cups of undertale 3 cups of geometry dash 1 cup of the MHA community 16 cups of the slender fan base 5 cups of fortnite A quarter cup of Roblox And 2 cups of modern day music Yes I don't like all of these things
Sadly, I'm part of that fandom. Don't dive deep into it, my friends. Even if you're curious, it's not worth the mental torture. Avoid it at all costs. Don't meet the same fate as I have.
Alright now we just need to pressure Bolt into summoning both Slender Man and the Pee Pee Poo Poo Man and watch them duke it out for the possession of his soul.
if Offenderman was an SCP, he would be an APOLLYON SCP. Apollyon is a kind of anomaly that can destroy the Earth, and Apollyon-class is known is to be impossible to contain than a Keter-class object. Keter means that it is dangerous and hard to contain, remaining it in a very enclosed or devices to contain it safely to ensure that it is contained safe and sound. if a Keter or Apollyon anomaly breaches, The Alpha Warheads may detonate by T-minus 90 seconds. The Alpha Warheads are bombs to wipe out any anomaly in the site if a dangerous anomaly breach like SCP-682 when breaches. need I say more? Diamondbolt should review the SCP fanbase if it is ok with him.
I could have gone all my life without knowing about Offenderman, however I don't know if I could have gone another second without knowing about Splendorman.
If every piece of pain could be summarised into a word, I would be screaming it at the top of my lungs whenever I saw… the One Whose Name Shall Not Be Uttered, for my brain shall be thoroughly cluttered. Everything else about the video was fine though, good on you Adam from the UA-cam channel diamondbolt! Time for me to huddle up in a corner and scream internally for a few hours.
Slenderman in the 2010s: scary demon who kills kids and takes slave proxies in the woods Slenderman in the 2020s: Sexual offender man occupation: rapist
@The Caliphate as a person who could be considered a little kid, yeah. I used to like quite a few, but someone will find a way to get slenderman pregnant with jeff the killer
The fact that neil cicierega made splendor man brings a smile on my face, because you can simply see how many things he creates with such an amount of passion
I use Deviant Art... and I’m embarrassed to say that because of its rep. Though unlike the people that make it so bad, I just upload my own characters, none of which are sexual. So I can gladly say that I’m a part of the 10% of users that don’t ruin childhoods.
The person who made Splendorman (Neil Cicierega) also made: - The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny - Potter Puppet Pals - The Mouth Mashup Albums - Lemon Demon (his musician name) - It’s Gonna Get Weird (a unused song for Gravity Falls) And more. He’s done a lot of stuff you probably know, but you probably have no idea who he is.
Personally, I just do my best to ignore the memes and focus on the real content. There IS still legit scary Slenderman content out there if you look hard enough.
Jesus Christ what hasn't Neil Cicirega done? hes practically shaped the internet to what it is today, probably your life after 2005 as-well single handedly.
@@carlosdavidg7 he's a really rad musician. he's Lemon demon. but he also made Harry Potter puppet pals when he was a teenager and does funny skits and sorts online. and a bunch of other really weird stuff. and worked on gravity falls a little bit? he made a song for bill cypher. his sister was a storyboard artist on it. but in correspondence to this video! he made the original splendorman parody video. Neil cicirega is just? overall a Renaissance man. I highly recommend you look into him. he's absolutely spectacular.
The existence of Splendorman confuses me about the whole "slenderman is actually a wholesome guy who just adopts and proctect kids and forms a family!1!" thing that half the fandom created. Splendorman should be the one who does that, dont you think? it makes more sense. And Slenderman should stay the murderous, child kinnaper monster that hides in the woods, like y'know... the type of character he is SUPPOSED tto be and no whatever the kids with daddy issues created about him??? I swear, half the fandom dont really care about creating scary stories, they just want characters that fills all their "everyone thinks im a monster! but im actually just a nice wholesome person that is misunderstood by society and everything bad happens to me :((((" fantasies.
Slenderman fandom:omg sexual offenderman is so cool Dk fandom: DK DONKEY KONG PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER IF WANT TO CLAP AS WE'LL TAKE YOU THROUGH THIS MONKEY RAP
Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Adam went out of his way to do this video for us enduring more torture. This is why Diamondbolt Da Best!
I wasn’t prepared for this
same it was something
Ah yes, I have arrived at the pinned comment before it got over 100 likes. I feel accomplished now.
@@notabot9635 In all honesty, who was?!
Me neither
I wasn’t prepared for this to get demonized so fast.
"and there's sexual offenderman"
do you think god stays in heaven in fear of what he has created?
Humans are the reason I stay away from earth.
There is no way he isn't
@@RaraZeCat yo same, where u from?
@@inconickuous547 gallifrey
@@RaraZeCat same.
Imagine going outside and just screaming “OH NO IT IS SEXUAL OFFENDERMAN!”
lol
He is very Offensive
That guy's neighbor: wait what
Offensive memes *VINE BOOM*
I laughed so hard
Slenderman’s cousin who gives stuff away: lenderman
Slenderman’s cousin with poor money management: spenderman
Slenderman’s dead cousin who’s being used as a secret ingredient for KFC: tenderman
Slenderman’s cousin who knows what he’s doing: Intenderman
Slenderman’s cousin from some cube game: enderman
Slenderman’s fancy cousin: slightly-built male
Slenderman: Slenderman
Slenderman’s cousin on a game show: contenderman
Slenderman’s cousin who ruins people’s careers: slanderman
Slenderman’s adorable cousin: pandaman
Slenderman’s cool 80’s cousin: Demogorgan
Slenderman’s cousin who’s waiting for something: penderman
Slenderman’s arch nemesis who protects people: defenderman
Slenderman’s mailman cousin: return to senderman
Slenderman’s cousin who’s trapped in a metal box and forced to serve drinks: vendorman
Slenderman’s cousin who’s hard to see unless he gets close: renderman
Slenderman’s other nice cousin: frienderman
Slenderman’s other *horny* cousin: siren head
How Bernice sees slenderman: tiny weak spider
And there grandfather Operator
Slender man's acrobat cousin: bender man
Slender man's cousin who loves shoving things into blenders:blender man
Slender Man's brother who does his taxes and is a school teacher: binderman
You need a hobby
NoOOOoOOOooooOO!!!!! 😲😦😲
Slenderman vs momo epic Battle almost died
That was the title of every slenderman vid in 2017
Can’t beat slender man vs Freddy fazbear
Slenderman pissed in my soup 2017 *real*
"Don't call Slenderman at 3 AM (He actually came to my house!!!)"
The guy who made splendorman is also the man who made the song two trucks
No way
1:50 this is just too perfect
Splendor man: exists
Daimondbolt: you are a good man. Thank you.
He is needed in society.
He is our only hope.
5:12 I know offenderman is weird in all but.. look when zooming in I think I see the 5th member in the family
Yoda what are you doing here
5:12G O R E F I E L D
@@Igazi I don't want to alarm you but...
THERE A FAN BASE OF IT
@@aguy1652 *Gasp* XD
4:13
Must be very dishearting to have entire family whose existence is based on making fun of you.
now that sound sad 😂😂
DiamondBolt: *smiling while looking at fan mail*
DiamondBolt the next fan mail: WHAT THE (bleep) IS THAT? THAT SCARED THE (bleep) OUT OF ME!
I repressed Offenderman and now he's back in my conscious
I hate everything
I think I want to cry, but I don’t know if it is out of sadness, fear or pure disappointment on humanity.
at least we have Splendo man.
splendid man
Sploosh man
spiter man
he spits on people
3:42 i think it meant zalgo Yea zalgo the demon who will bring the apocalypse whit a mere melody
Also as much as I don’t like ofender man it’s normal for a fandom to pick and choose what they like and don’t like from a caracther
11:24 I’m more concerned about the popular pages on the right
That stupid "Journey to the light" wiki. What was the point of the wiki if the fanfiction wasn't even released? It's like the "Yandere Simulator" of fanfictions.
The children mail right after "offender man" is disturbing...
Deadmau5 prof pic
@@hiedemariebalundo5832 yes
Guys here's a recipe to make my hell
2 cups of undertale
3 cups of geometry dash
1 cup of the MHA community
16 cups of the slender fan base
5 cups of fortnite
A quarter cup of Roblox
And 2 cups of modern day music
Yes I don't like all of these things
Neil Cicierega did that? The funny mashup man? The "Wow Wow" guy? The Lemon Demon dude? The Ultimate Showdown fella?
HE DID WHAT!?
Huh, cool.
10:50 wait wait wait wait... Proxy? You mean, Slender Man controls VPNs?
I love that the song in the background for the Sexual Offenderman part of the vid is "your contract has expired"
Imagine how this dudes fridge looks like
Sadly, I'm part of that fandom. Don't dive deep into it, my friends. Even if you're curious, it's not worth the mental torture. Avoid it at all costs. Don't meet the same fate as I have.
This man should have more subscribers then pewdiepie
He should
@Liam Roberts considering mr beast literally spends thousands of dollars almost every video i wouldn't call him overrated
Grass grows
Ye no offence to pewdiepie but what did he even do altho I wouldn't call Mr beast overrated cause of the comment above mine
@Liam Roberts mr beast is the exception
Who taught this was a good idea to make a "Brother" for slenderman.
Its bad when Slenderman is one of the tamer ones.
6:35 OK SO IS NOONE GONNA QUESTION THE YODA IN A SUIT ON THE RIGHT ON THE "VILLIANS FANDOM WIKI"!!?!?!
Alright now we just need to pressure Bolt into summoning both Slender Man and the Pee Pee Poo Poo Man and watch them duke it out for the possession of his soul.
New vid title: I summoned peepee poopoo man and slenderman at 3 am(not clickbait they fought ghtfvbjuy)
neil cicierega has made everything including some of my favorite songs yet im somehow surprised he made a slenderman parody
4:30 is what you all came here for
I sometimes wish I could erase my entire childhood and just start it up all over again
Didn't his nephew open up a store down the street? I think his name was Vendorman?
holy fuck Lemon Demon (Neil Cicierega) literally made the first slenderman oc HOLY FUCK
They should make an unstoppable version of slenderman called "dripman" because drip makes anyone unstoppable
For a slit second I saw flipping yoda in business suit that is now in my head until I due
At 6:37
Bolt you said this would be released 2 days ago
First you collect transformers and now you have a gundam in the background? I finally have competition
Christ. I knew a "proxy" in my junior year high school. He was dead serious too. Thank the light that I never saw him again after that.
MAH BOI HAS UPLOADED!!!!!!!
9:52 I like how he just walks of casually
if Offenderman was an SCP, he would be an APOLLYON SCP.
Apollyon is a kind of anomaly that can destroy the Earth, and Apollyon-class is known is to be impossible to contain than a Keter-class object.
Keter means that it is dangerous and hard to contain, remaining it in a very enclosed or devices to contain it safely to ensure that it is contained safe and sound. if a Keter or Apollyon anomaly breaches, The Alpha Warheads may detonate by T-minus 90 seconds.
The Alpha Warheads are bombs to wipe out any anomaly in the site if a dangerous anomaly breach like SCP-682 when breaches.
need I say more?
Diamondbolt should review the SCP fanbase if it is ok with him.
Now I know which SCP I hate the most
I didnt know that sexual offender man was a thing until now and i wish i did not know that he exists and there are people that thirst for this
Where not gonna mention how S.e.m has venom’s mouth?
I could have gone all my life without knowing about Offenderman, however I don't know if I could have gone another second without knowing about Splendorman.
The fandom is old but it's more scarier than the movie
Ah yes, crocs, specifically crocs
I remember the days when this was a meme, now it's a movie and probably the most disturbing fan basei have ever seen. How I weep for humanity
and this is a video i will never watch in public
Wasn't Smiley made up for the movie? That's the earliest reference I can ever find to the character.
If every piece of pain could be summarised into a word, I would be screaming it at the top of my lungs whenever I saw… the One Whose Name Shall Not Be Uttered, for my brain shall be thoroughly cluttered. Everything else about the video was fine though, good on you Adam from the UA-cam channel diamondbolt! Time for me to huddle up in a corner and scream internally for a few hours.
We weren’t ready for this and now I am scared. oh I meant emotionally scarred for life!
I think people are missing the sexual part of offender man
Slenderman in the 2010s: scary demon who kills kids and takes slave proxies in the woods
Slenderman in the 2020s: Sexual offender man occupation: rapist
My body has been destroyed by just hearing the name “Sexual Offenderman”
whyy
Hope he didn't get to you aswell
We need to just die
Its kinda funny
Only the best from deviantart I guess
Offenderman: *S-xually assults some random girl*
Fangirls: YES KING GO ON 👏✨
🤣💀
I hate to admit that I was like this... Yikes lmao
and the fact theyre even romantacizing him 😭😭 and along the other creepypastas like...
@@idonotpost1456 True... its disgusting..
@The Caliphate as a person who could be considered a little kid, yeah. I used to like quite a few, but someone will find a way to get slenderman pregnant with jeff the killer
You can’t forget about Slender Man’s third cousin twice removed, Ascender Man, he just carries a giant ladder everywhere.
"They call me the Sexual Offenderman"
*He says as he Slowly approaches the Daycare
@Ahmed Malaki ill use my frying pan a Drying pan!
@@EMan-me8om Hold up
He doesn’t even use it, he just floats upward
You forgot slender man's step brother..... "Man"
Diamond bolt got the sexual offender man page taken down. He’s out here doing gods work
Wait really?
Thank God
THANK GOD
Yes cuz I couldn't find it.
God bless Adam
The fact that neil cicierega made splendor man brings a smile on my face, because you can simply see how many things he creates with such an amount of passion
I immediately regretted clicking on this video when you said "slender family"
Simple: Demogorgon, Sirenhead, and the Death Eaters.
I regret when he looked up “happy pasta”
The fandom is scarier then the games and the movie combined
True
I take that as a compliment. Nevermind offenderman killed it for me.
That might be true for most things
Almost had a stroke in the fan fiction
*Than
When the fandom for a horror character is more scary than the actual character's movie.
To be fair, the fandom is genuinely scarier than anything else Slenderman related.
Including the actually scary ones (Marble Hornets).
@@chigchum9602 to be fair, any fandom can scary
How does that even happen?
@@jaimeg309 most of the things I love have horribly cringey and horrifically awful fandoms. Like Undertale,Cuphead, and HH.
Don’t forget Slenderman’s gay cousin: Ilikemenderman.
Don't you mean "Genderman"?
Don't forget Gravity Falls' Tenderman!
@@strikerblitz2164 tender man is alright. He's just vibin bro.
@@dontmindme8571 Don't you mean Tumblr?
@@dontmindme8571 Gender is identity, gay is a sexuality benderman would be much more fitting
Onceler Fandom: Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!
Yameru
Soundwave fandom superior, all others inferior.
Skidoosh
What is Onceler?
@@likehowdudehelp a character from the Lorax
I mean David Near is a pretty talented voice actor, still kinda weird though
It's the cloaker....wait-
The poor lad
What a waste of his talents
God I hate Deviant Art they ruin everything.
Sexual Offenderman: You thought Deviant Art was bad?
@@pokuhmoo9415 because sadly I'm somehow more disgusting than those things
Deviant art has good artists, too bad 75%-85% of them are just terrible but every artist has to start of somewhere
@@samuelm6051 Maybe but some of them just make drawings that ruin our childhood.
Yes
I use Deviant Art... and I’m embarrassed to say that because of its rep. Though unlike the people that make it so bad, I just upload my own characters, none of which are sexual. So I can gladly say that I’m a part of the 10% of users that don’t ruin childhoods.
I remember the good ol' days when Slenderman was the antagonist of a game and scares you
Yep
Now he's the modern day onceler
And now he’s a father figure to a bunch of whiny children also known as creepy pastas…..W H Y
Good times. Good times...
Same
I remember seeing a pic of a Gacha girl being like "I improved Slendy" and just made him "cute" aka "going against his purpose"
Edit: I found the pic
You can't just say you found it then not leave a link
SplendourMan is the most pure thing to come out of the Slenderman fandom and he needs only the best hugs and sweeties
Jeff the hugger I think? It mostly deals with classic creepypastas the ones that are memes on
You need to know how to spell rayquaza
@@joenavy6859 well.. spell*
@@masked-IrishFaye My tablet has a broken spelling fixer don't worry I'll edit it
@@joenavy6859 xd. happens to the best of us lol, and mkay. ✓√ it's fine -.- but aight. XD. autocorrect be tryna ruin our lives .-.
I made a Slender OC. His name is Suspender Man. He wears suspenders, that's it.
Make that canon right fucking now.
Best character
@@chadhaley8154 ATTENTION:this is not fanfiction this character IS CANNON.
@Popculturejk I am also a cannon, and you dont see me making slender OCs.
This needs to be a real character, make a video of suspender man right now
Hes dressed nice because after this hes going on a date with Jobby
How can he date his father??????
Wasn't it astablished in the lore that he is his son?
@Ananasowy Vlog no you are not
I want another crossover where they do a movie
just, why is "sexual offender man" a thing
im scared
Teenage girls who think that's a cool thing.
At least it's not meant to be the actual character, and it isn't on the wiki, unlike some other examples...
I can give you "34" reasons why
He's the archenemy of Sexual Defender Man.
I don't know anymore, but it cringed me to realized this until now.
Diamondbolt is dating The bye bye man. (This is real and confirmed!)
Sources: trust me bro
I love this comment genuinely made me laugh
aight I trust you bro
Dunno, that sounds kinda gay
this reminds me of the times someone made a report on a news site and their sources were that news site
The sources sound like me when doing a school presentation and i'm using wikipedia
I didn't even got her email address
- Offenderman (After killing Rose)
Rose was more into Sonic anyway
*Ain't she 12*
@@kittendumbie7919 yeah but he was a kid too at the time
Bruh I watched a full one minute and 30 second ad so I didn’t have to watch this monstrosity
Spy kids 3D: looks away slowly
Me: “Goddamn I hate the undertale fandom, also I hate the sonic fandom.”
Sexualoffenderman: “You called?”
Undertales soundtracks do be good tho
@@splash5481 that’s the one good thing about the undertale fandom, remixes and covers
The games are great, the fandoms are the problem
@@GokuBlackRose978 yeah I do enjoy the games, even the ones that have been criticized and for good reason.
@@zachduperron8543 dude I was so cringey, years ago when I saw this this I thought it was cannon……
The person who made Splendorman (Neil Cicierega) also made:
- The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
- Potter Puppet Pals
- The Mouth Mashup Albums
- Lemon Demon (his musician name)
- It’s Gonna Get Weird (a unused song for Gravity Falls)
And more.
He’s done a lot of stuff you probably know, but you probably have no idea who he is.
Cool
The ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny is the best thing the internet has created
And he almost made the gravity falls theme
I found the source of the mysterious ticking noise
Its offender man
I had no idea, thanks
> Slenderman fandom
> the scariest
Clearly, Bolt hasn't been subjected to the Jeff the Killer fanbase
Or the fnaf fanbase
HE BETTER MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT THEM ...ima fan of fnaf tho
@@blazarre7251 Can’t forget the corpse fandom.
Or the undertale fandom
He hasnt even looked at the 10 -17 yr old making gacha heat about undertale and deltarune
I’m so glad I grew out of my embarrassing creepypasta fangirl phase I had in middle school. Dark times.
It sure is
I was neither emotionally or mentally prepared to learn about offender man
lol
same
Our boi's wearing a tie, time to get serious
T-shirt and tie?
*tie to get serious
there's also Slender Man's distant cousin, Pepsi Man.
lol
Lmao
PEPSI MAAAAN!!
@@SSKJ64 do do do do
i feel like pepsi man and splendor man would chill out together alot
6:23 imagen being blind and hear that part... XD
Creepypasta fandoms are the epitome of “I’m not like those OTHER eighth graders”
I am in eighth grade and I see tons of kids my age doing crap like this. I’ve seen literal 14 year old girls SIMPING OVER JEFF THE KILLER. Like what.
Yep, fucking hell I’m glad that no one in my freshman year has nothing over that or even heard of creepypastas
@@veryamazingandcreativename a wise man name radal said: wotdefok
This, but I unfortunately got into it when I was 11 😔
*1st graders
I hate how Slender man is a character who started out legitimately unnerving, and became...... THIS
That happens a lot tbh,
Even the more recent ones were ruined look at pennywise
Personally, I just do my best to ignore the memes and focus on the real content. There IS still legit scary Slenderman content out there if you look hard enough.
Siren head, Cartoon Cat and many SCPs have suffered the same fate.
Well,being popular isnt worth it after all
9:25
Man this moon knight show really went downhill
If moon knight had a budget of $5
I love how he changes his computer background for every video
“More horrifying side on the internet...”
Oh no please don’t say it...
“Slenderman fandom”
Could be worse.
like mha
Undertale fandom
@@Murdergramdeuxfan101 Sonic Fandom is worse
@Ewan Carner bronies
@Ewan Carner rick and morty fandom
scary men: *exist*
internet: lEt MaKE sCaRY mEN aTtRacTiVE/CutE
I would like but it’s at 69 likes, so consider this a like
Rule 34
@@emperorkiron3470 N o
@@emperorkiron3470 no No NO NOOOOO
Like they did with Ted Bundy
Jesus Christ what hasn't Neil Cicirega done? hes practically shaped the internet to what it is today, probably your life after 2005 as-well single handedly.
I actually had a seizure when he said that Neil did that. I wasn't expecting it and I got whiplash like I was in a car crash.
who's Neil Cicirega?
@@carlosdavidg7 he's a really rad musician. he's Lemon demon. but he also made Harry Potter puppet pals when he was a teenager and does funny skits and sorts online. and a bunch of other really weird stuff. and worked on gravity falls a little bit? he made a song for bill cypher. his sister was a storyboard artist on it. but in correspondence to this video! he made the original splendorman parody video. Neil cicirega is just? overall a Renaissance man. I highly recommend you look into him. he's absolutely spectacular.
@@Maikurshi it’s hard to explain his backstory while being concise, but you about summed it up, 4/5
@@Tester-sh1mn aha thanks!!!
The existence of Splendorman confuses me about the whole "slenderman is actually a wholesome guy who just adopts and proctect kids and forms a family!1!" thing that half the fandom created.
Splendorman should be the one who does that, dont you think? it makes more sense.
And Slenderman should stay the murderous, child kinnaper monster that hides in the woods, like y'know... the type of character he is SUPPOSED tto be and no whatever the kids with daddy issues created about him???
I swear, half the fandom dont really care about creating scary stories, they just want characters that fills all their "everyone thinks im a monster! but im actually just a nice wholesome person that is misunderstood by society and everything bad happens to me :((((" fantasies.
Gotta give it Offenderman...
He's got Trenderman's taste in fashion
Still send him to jail tho
10:30 siren head dating sim.
it exists.
and i'm not sure if it's incredible or horrifying.
Slenderman fandom:omg sexual offenderman is so cool
Dk fandom: DK DONKEY KONG PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER IF WANT TO CLAP AS WE'LL TAKE YOU THROUGH THIS MONKEY RAP
_"dIsApPrOvEs of his murderous behaviour"_
*Slenderman:* So, I just killed a bunch of students.
*Splendorman:* Ha ha ha. What a story, Slender.
Offenderman: It's bullshish i didn't kill that kid. Oh hi Splendy
Sirenhead:your going to hurt splendy he's very sensitive
Slenderman:keep your stupid comments in your pocket son of a bitch
he has a tie on because he's going on a date with the movie version of Rodrick Heffley.
Fake Rodrick or real Rodrick
@@redhood7650 Real 😳
"Diamondbolt came out of my screen with hyper-realistic eyes and bled at me while slenderman rofl'd!" - A Creepypasta saga epic.
It’s almost puhskinti day friend
when i woke up freddy freaker pointed a gun at me and told me to call him!!1!1!1!!
It took five seconds for me to become extremely uncomfortable with this. This video is scarier than anything
This caused me to have a nightmare thanks Internet and to Althouse terrible youtubers f you
How many times a week does Diamondbolt need to erase his search history
Every night
Diamond has now started talking about fanbases, im so proud
I wanna like it but I wanna keep it at 69....
@@matthewhayward6072 You may have failed in the long run but your efforts shall be remember until the end.
9:46 Diamondbolt disliked the the video!🤣
Diamondbolt, you stumbled upon the unholy land.
Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Adam went out of his way to do this video for us enduring more torture.
This is why Diamondbolt Da Best!
He is simply da best!
Imagine ur looking through ur 9 year old kids search history and u find “sexual offender man”
I'd beat the shit out of him.
@@zeroeaglepyromania7565 good.
@@igobylotsofnames764 Amen
@@zeroeaglepyromania7565 imagine beating up a kid
dude I'd kill the kid what
@@thebroman500 Hallelujah