I’m a Slenderman Fan (Im not one of those ppl that makes fanfics of him) but this movie ruined Slender Man for me honestly. If I were to make this movie it will be like this: • No dumb Characters • Teenagers aren’t starring in this • Found Footage (Idk about this part cause I would be imagining some scenes that doesn’t require found footage) • Add more depth to the Slender Man character • No overuse of jumpscares • Stays true to the Slender Man lore • Inspired by Marble Hornets and Tribetwelve (And some non Slenderman related things like Local58, Creepy ARGs and No through road) • Dark and Mature R rated • Slenderman Proxies (I will be using some Proxies like Masky,Hoodie and Toby but I will also be creative and create new proxies) • Give Slenderman some new powers • Everytime the camera sees Slenderman It will glitch and show small clips of unsettling videos. • It will pay homage to different creepypastas
I'll bet the writer watched The Ring ONCE and said, "This movie has random creepy images, so it's automatically scary! I should add that to the script. Then it'll truly be a hit!"
The scene with the boyfriend screaming and distorting had my entire theatre in hysterics. It was up there with Cap saying "Avengers Assemble" as one of my favourite film experiences of all time.
I was in class watching this, and it was dead quiet. The pain I felt when trying not to cry laughing was extreme because this was hilarious at every second
Marble Hornets and the shows in the Slenderverse (EveryManHybrid and Tribe Twelve, etc) are the only things that actually understand Slender Man and makes him actually creepy, along with good characters and mystery stories.
"Slender Man was a tree the whole time?" Now that i think about it, a horror movie about trees would be a scarier horror movie *THE TREE TREE MAN VS PEE PEE POO POO MAM: DAWN OF SLENDER MAN!*
This movie was just a big missed opportunity. As someone who played Slender: The Arrival, let me just say that this movie could have been absolutely TERRIFYING if done correctly. Especially if they made it a mockumentary like The Blair Witch Project.
They at least could've had a scene revolving around the characters having to collect pages for Slender Man in the woods, I mean come on. They were already enough scenes in the woods (could've just replaced one of them with this) and would've been a decent nod to the game.
@Naum Stavric Well, Quarantine Is Still Happening, It's Phase 1 Of No More Quarantines, Things Are Opening Up And Doing Longer Hours But The Normal Corona Rules Still Apply
I remember me and my friend deciding to see this movie for shits and giggles. We knew it was gonna be bad, but we didn’t know it’ll be *_that bad_* when we decided to check the Rotten Tomato’s Score. Then for the entire movie we heckled it so much that the entire movie theater joined us.
How to make a movie about a literally featureless character Step 1: Take away the few unique things about him (forest, 8 pages, etc.) Step 2: Make some stupid bs plot up Step 3: Add more featureless characters Step 4: Profit!
Hey, this may seem a bit early but you should really review “Grandma got run over by a reindeer” for the Christmas season. It’s totally the kind of movie, you’d review.
I feel like if slenderman was choking you and you said, “Oh yes slender daddy harder”. He would be way too weirded out and just leave. Also I’ve slenderman was walking towards me, I would insult him, and challenge him to a 1v1 boxing match. And he can’t use his abilities. If he didn’t accept, I would call him a coward.
I will give this movie 2 genuine compliments: 1. Like Bolt said, the poster is legitimately cool and creepy. 2. I do actually like the design and costume of the Slender Man in this, even managing to find a way to meld the suit into his body. Other than that, you would be better off just watching the entirety of Marble Hornets.
“Why god? Are you proud of yourself? Who will make low quality content now? Why couldn’t you just take someone else instead? They don’t make low quality content. At least I don’t think they can. But even if they could it wouldn’t be the same!”
"I never sneeze" RIP to Slenderman but she's just built different
S
@@BestOfBryan S
I’m a Slenderman Fan (Im not one of those ppl that makes fanfics of him) but this movie ruined Slender Man for me honestly. If I were to make this movie it will be like this:
• No dumb Characters
• Teenagers aren’t starring in this
• Found Footage (Idk about this part cause I would be imagining some scenes that doesn’t require found footage)
• Add more depth to the Slender Man character
• No overuse of jumpscares
• Stays true to the Slender Man lore
• Inspired by Marble Hornets and Tribetwelve (And some non Slenderman related things like Local58, Creepy ARGs and No through road)
• Dark and Mature R rated
• Slenderman Proxies (I will be using some Proxies like Masky,Hoodie and Toby but I will also be creative and create new proxies)
• Give Slenderman some new powers
• Everytime the camera sees Slenderman It will glitch and show small clips of unsettling videos.
• It will pay homage to different creepypastas
@@theultraatomicgamer but whats the plot?
"Just dont sneeze when you see him"
"I nevah sneeze"
This movie literally exists because some guy photoshopped a field trip back in 2009
Imagine what that guy thinks of their creation.
Gero Giles that's kinda crazy
@@alyx9191 "do you think God hides in heaven because he too is afraid of what he created?"
@@dr.bright6272 yes
@@alyx9191 fly Sporky!
Diamondbolt has made the most immature movie reviews using dead memes and potty jokes. And I love them
This movie is shit but he made it better 😂
Sounds like something I'd do
Ayy slenderman whaddup i brought ye some pizza
Honestly this movie should’ve just been called “DO NOT SUMMON SLENDER MAN AT 3AM CHALLENGE” instead of just “slender man”
Nah, they would have had to add Jaystation as an actor if they were going to do that so I'd say what we got is okay
Agreed
Instead of a movie is just a 10 minutes video and they would have made more money
@@KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69 and N&A productions.
You forgot about the not clickbait
“The more people fear him, the more powerful he becomes”
So is this video slenderman’s kryptonite?
I guess so
Look at his bean head, if this guy tried to attack me I would beat his bean head
Dang that’s funny I’ll give it a like
The MOVIE is SlenderMan’s Kryptonite!
Probably
I can't tell whether the Indian guy turning into slenderman was part of the movie or not. Probably a sign on the quality of the movie
XD
That’s N&A Productions
I came to the comments to answer that question
If it was the real scene, the rating score would probably be -1/10
@@alexrodden6985 you *came?*
When you said “I bet you can’t guess who made this movie” while zooming in on the Sony phone I got a PlayStation ad lmao.
I remember I got a ad for disney+ when I watched a video about how it killed steaming like Netflix
They'll never get my money because i don't have any 🤘
I got nothing but the "iF YoU vApE" commercials. The same one over and over again, too. Tbh that's scarier than this movie
That's scarier than the movie.
The reason they summoned SlenderMan was because they needed the ender pearls for their Minecraft speedrun.
BuT eNdEr PeArLs CoMe FrOm EnDeRmAn'S
@Alexander Brigagao No SlEnDeRmAn Is ObViOuSlY FNAF pUpPeT's DaD
@@duncanchillake8024 nO tHe pUpPeT iS sLeNdErMaNs dOg
@@carterheath8086 No SlEnDeRmAn HaS nO dOg YoU dUmMy, He HaS cArToOn CaT
@@duncanchillake8024 no that’s Henry
The virgin slenderman
Vs
*THE CHAD BUFF SLENDERMAN ON DIAMONDBOLT'S COMPUTER SCREEN*
The swoleman
Isn't he no longer Slenderman if he's a buff boy?
@@dr.bright6272 ah yeah everybody knows that creepypasta “man”
THICCERMAN
@@dr.bright6272 it’s not slenderman, it’s *Swoleman.*
The scariest and most supernatural thing in this film is how none of those girls' iPhones are cracked
A feat
Fr
2:11 Seeing N&A Productions is the scariest and funniest thing in the of the whole film tbh
I laughed so hard at that I choked
I actually got scared when he came up because I didn’t expect it
Is it in the movie tho really
@@kimberlysharp2523
Of course not
@@kimberlysharp2523 sadly,nope
I'll bet the writer watched The Ring ONCE and said, "This movie has random creepy images, so it's automatically scary! I should add that to the script. Then it'll truly be a hit!"
"Who cares that The Ring had images that was related, let's just put in a bunch of random stock images THEN it'll be scary!"
The thing is: ThE RiNg MoVies ArE TrAsH
@@OTBlockEntertainment At least they're better than Slender Man (well, maybe except Rings)
The scene with the boyfriend screaming and distorting had my entire theatre in hysterics. It was up there with Cap saying "Avengers Assemble" as one of my favourite film experiences of all time.
"Viewers beware, you're in for a scare"
Made me nostalgic
Holy shit it's kim jong un
Kimmy himself.
Do do do do do do gooooose buuuummps
My lord
@@josepho3366 don't call him kimmy it's lord Kim Jong un
I was in class watching this, and it was dead quiet. The pain I felt when trying not to cry laughing was extreme because this was hilarious at every second
I hope your teacher says “and that class is how you don’t do a horror movie”
The way u commentate is so funny like "harder slender daddy"
Ture "oh yes slendy daddy harder"
jesus...
The slender fan base is the reason for global warming
6:10
Slenderman’s just trying to contribute to MrBeasts tree fundraiser, I don’t see what the problem here is
Ikr slenderman needs more credit :(
Imagine slenderman planting trees for Mrbeast and scaring off lumberjack to help the enviroment
@@RealHussar Artists get on this
Yea
Lmao
"And then they did the one thing you're not supposed to do to the homies, they checked her browser history."
Okay, they deserved it.
This movie is more just a black screen than an actually movie
Ikr i can’t see shit
@@gregjayonnaise8314 yeah watching them in dark places for hours is very hard to see
@@mariodelrio2387 and it just random wired images and you don’t even know what they actually see or what they imagine. It’s so confusing.
Yes
"And then she turned herself into a tree. Scariest shit I've ever seen".
"it'd be cuter if the cat exploded at the end"
*I have several questions*
"It would be cuter if he exploded at the end" ........ I didn't know that Michael Bay had a daughter
E N E M Y S C R O T U M
Who did he have to bribe?
As a creepypasta/slenderverse fan who’s also a big fat coward, this movie didn’t scare me. It made me sad.
It was that disappointing.
Same
I didnt wacht the vid...
Stick to Marbel Hornet
Marble Hornets and the shows in the Slenderverse (EveryManHybrid and Tribe Twelve, etc) are the only things that actually understand Slender Man and makes him actually creepy, along with good characters and mystery stories.
@@mediadetective6104 tribetwelve has been cancelled, on account of its creator being a terrible waste of a human being
“I’d be cuter if he exploded in the end” what did Michael bay directed this movie for a few seconds?
I love it when old people write dialogue for teenagers. When I heard that line I immediately cringed.
Well that FNAF movie joke didn't age well.
Fnaf movie is coming 😊
“Welp, that just happened” ahh comment
I remember that even after THREE rewatches of this movie, I couldn’t understand what the f*** was going on.
I am sorry you had to experience that
if they make a Jeff The Killer movie will THAT be better than this shit?
@@stitchlover4381 they’ll probably just copy the Slender Man movie script, but with Jeff the Killer
@@modernnerd5592 and probably other Creepypasta stories if they felt like it.
would a cartoon cat movie even be better?
The lessons are:
Memes are bad
Slenderman is a youtuber
And tentacles
And he also can turn people in to a tree.
@Spartan 118 😂
@@alyx9191 mean, facts are facts
Hentye
Watch when Hollywood makes the meme movie, made by the same person who made this and the emoji movie.
"Slender Man was a tree the whole time?"
Now that i think about it, a horror movie about trees would be a scarier horror movie
*THE TREE TREE MAN VS PEE PEE POO POO MAM: DAWN OF SLENDER MAN!*
Ash disagrees.
Yep
'The Happening'
Don Cheadle Captain Planet is proof of this
ah yes my favorite horror icon, Captain Planet
This movie was just a big missed opportunity. As someone who played Slender: The Arrival, let me just say that this movie could have been absolutely TERRIFYING if done correctly. Especially if they made it a mockumentary like The Blair Witch Project.
You should thank two girls for this movie's terribleness
@@roboticgamer4645
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O
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Slender the arrival was an amazing banger
They should've changed the open ending made it lighter so you can see slender man
Yea. Marble hornets ruled despite the shoestring budget.
They at least could've had a scene revolving around the characters having to collect pages for Slender Man in the woods, I mean come on. They were already enough scenes in the woods (could've just replaced one of them with this) and would've been a decent nod to the game.
Because that would take effort
The only thing getting me threw Quarantine
Is Diamond Bolt
I’m going to be in the quarantine hotel on November The 2nd. I’m telling you that it’s going to be a diamond bolt marathon!
@Naum Stavric Well, Quarantine Is Still Happening, It's Phase 1 Of No More Quarantines, Things Are Opening Up And Doing Longer Hours But The Normal Corona Rules Still Apply
"Ah yes slender daddy harder"
-Diamondbolt 2020
I have several questions.
@@Gideon13397 yes?
@MouseRat 4 weeks later and he still hasnt ask a question
Yes XD
@@Pugboy35Man 6 weeks later and he hasn’t replied
Me seeing slenderman when I was young: *"Omg he's so scary!!"*
Me seeing slenderman now: *"Hehehe Long man Jenkins"*
Is his original name Leroy?
@@blazarre7251 was his last name
Jenkins
Haha egg head
long man jenkins is the funniest thing to me and i don’t know why
Imagine letting diamondbolt rewriting the whole slenderman script, that would make it 100 times better
5:58 girl: open door.
UA-cam ad: allow me to introduce myself.
Slender Man, Kissing Booth, honestly I just feel bad for Joey King
She was also in _Beezus and Ramona_
F in the chat
Also Wish Upon. She needs a better agent tbh
well she was in The Act, thats good.
Slender man after the movie:
“What a bunch of idiots”
That movie is amazing
What a maroon
Slenderman: What are those neanderthals up to?
Whoever gets that, your welcome.
*trees
Nah mate that edit ruined the comment
Teenage Girls:
Slenderman: "Just like any other slasher it's time to slay some thots."
Thank you for your services slenderman
@@daboyz2374 Slenderman is gonna retire from thot slaying in 37 years
wtf cool
@@AGuyNamedGray I don't think he will retire until 69 years
Kool
"Slenderman no thats not how you kiss girls!"
Me: i was thinking the same thing
Lol yeah XD
5:22 did anyone here "Who da fuq put anchovy's on this"
Hahahahah!!
No LOL
The goosebumps intro in the show literally haunted me
Same
Yeah me two
For me it was just the part where the dog had yellow eyes.
You have never seen are you afraid of the dark intro its that intro but on drugs
Nice likes
If I’m being honest this movie makes “bye bye man” look good
No nothing is that bad
@@gothicglypso5197lol
*peepee poopoo man
Honestly this movie is more of a comedy than horror
The video was so dark, i could only see my reflection, which was probably scarier than the movie itself
Edgy
@@Joawlisdoingfine edgy
@@chikensuup7746 Edgy
@@bandan8992 Edgy
@@chikensuup7746 edgy
this was insane haha keep it up :)
Yoo its our god but how's life as slender man tho
ur mom
yoooooo
Hey look it’s the most consistent man on the internet
A suprise to be sure, but a welcome one
When you realize that a Diamondbolt review video is more fun and exciting that the actual film .
"Cat is dancing twerk" - Diamondbolt Best quote of the century. no wait. this is something you'd find on the asylum movie page
She turned into a tree, funniest shit I've ever seen.
*Sneezes*
*Belle Delphine comes out of nose*
Bro..?
Bish wuh?
@@checkmatebob3675 at the beginning of the video they said demons come out of your nose when you sneeze
8:11 the "Monster House" live action remake looks nice!
I still remember watching this movie in the theater, me and my friends kept laughing we couldn’t believe this sad excuse of a film was made.
2:44 that is literally the only horror in the actual game, flashing images and static noise
*gets scared of Microsoft Edge*
The scariest part? I'm using it.
@Dejani-Dejanel Bernard Be grateful that it's useful, compared to this movie.
Scary
OH GOD THOS MAN IS EVIL!!!!1!!!!+!+!1!1!
People need to realize that Edge is not Explorer.
I love how he progressively gets more and more angry throughout the video
6:09 i'm traumatized for life now
0:38 never fails to make me laugh, big ups, mate
Ah... anyone else remember the old days of actually believing Slenderman was real?
And when you could swear you saw Herobrine in your Minecraft world
Lol yeah that too
HES REAL GUYS I SWEAR
Ah the good old days.
Yeah lmao, remember when everyvone was shipping jeff the killer with slenderman
SlenderMan doesn't have a face because he wants to hide it after this movie existed.
You again
he had no face before the movie was a thing
@@stickboianimations2273 Well Yeah...
@@stickboianimations2273 He could see into the future
"Come on Slenderman don't let me down. There it is!"
Jokes on you I can't see anything.
3:15 always cracks me up no matter how many times I hear it.
I remember me and my friend deciding to see this movie for shits and giggles. We knew it was gonna be bad, but we didn’t know it’ll be *_that bad_* when we decided to check the Rotten Tomato’s Score.
Then for the entire movie we heckled it so much that the entire movie theater joined us.
SLENDERMAN!? Dude he just has anorexia no need to call him names
The fact that I can't tell when most of the edits are is the scariest thing about this
I'm not gonna lie, I was actually excited to see this movie
Now Imagine my disappointment when I got to see it
Very disappointed
Same here but I didn't see it because after seeing a trailer it just ruined it
Slender Man as a concept is actually scary, but scary and hollywood don’t mix well nowadays
@@kaseycombs6968 when did they ever mix well?
@@youtubecyan7061 The thing, Alien, Halloween...
The song in the background in 5:38 makes it really nostalgic
Gimme 20 dollars
4:26 had me rolling, if that were in the movie I would give it a 10 ironically
Slender chad in the background is the scariest thing in the video
the huge problem in this movie of how everything is so dark so just close your eyes for full screen
Flamgo
I know right the lighting for this movie is terrible
we could've had the fnaf movie.. but god cursed us with this..
Don't worry, fnaf movie is still coming at some point
This was just another shameless marketing Sony movie just to cash in on a trend :/
It could have been great but instead they gave us a shit movie.
@@nkyfong yep..
@@drdespair3651 "cash in on a trend"
*Slenderman died 6 years ago lmao what trend?*
Don't you love a horror movie that's so dark you can't even see the jumpscares?
0:39 pewdiepie 's scream sounds so much like the beginning of the Harry Potter theme..... Lmao
That pewdiepie scream made me laugh so hard
The movie: slender man not liking being used for clickbait vlogs so he decides to do his own vlogs
OH GOD IT REALLY IS 2010 WE GOT BATMAN JOKES
0:27 I’m on the floor dying rn
Ah yes, 2012 people’s concept of “horror” summarized in form of a movie
takes me back to the good ol’ days
0:07 I need to leave a timestamp for this now
I never knew that Slender Man was actually a 7 year old with a flashlight.
It’s actually plausible when you think about it.
It's more than plausible, it's profitable.
The Pee Pee Poo Poo Man's older brother.
Weirder, older and more popular bro or cousin.
ok
The ultimate crossover
More like gay uncle
@RONAN RIVERA hey step bro, why are you stuck?
POV: You're listening to a man in a dinosaur costume talking about slenderman.
With no knowledge of all the web series out there
DiamondBolt: Fnaf
Subtitles: F i n a n c e
6:24 my name is Jeff 😂
How to make a movie about a literally featureless character
Step 1: Take away the few unique things about him (forest, 8 pages, etc.)
Step 2: Make some stupid bs plot up
Step 3: Add more featureless characters
Step 4: Profit!
Except, you don't profit but rather become a bigger meme than the character himself.
The 8 pages wouldnt work in a movie, or even a tv/web series, they're only good as a game mechanic
"Dinosaurs and Humans cant be mashed"
Me:
4:36 I have never laughed so hard in a while; Bolt you never disappoint me
SLENDER MAN 2: SLENDER MAN SOLVES HIS IDENTITY CRISIS. Really, what was he-a tree, a shadow, a spidery thingy, a fence…a pterodactyl…
No he has an iPhone
He is just that phrase "A horror movie is just a comedy movie with your friends."
The moment at 4:25 was so unexpeted that i bursted out laughing. Stuff like that made me subscribe you
games be like: Scary slender survive 3d epic game $4.99 membership
Yeah or bean run 3D 6.99$
If it was a mobile game it would be 8.99 or 10.99
2:12 Obviously One Of The Scariest Parts In The Movie
Some of these scenes are edited so well that I cant tell if it’s apart of the actual movie
The delivery on everything is amazing
Hey, this may seem a bit early but you should really review “Grandma got run over by a reindeer” for the Christmas season. It’s totally the kind of movie, you’d review.
This was very well done. Major props!
The fear spreading and increasing his powers is a pretty dam good story trope that I feel like gets underutilized at times.
I feel like if slenderman was choking you and you said, “Oh yes slender daddy harder”. He would be way too weirded out and just leave. Also I’ve slenderman was walking towards me, I would insult him, and challenge him to a 1v1 boxing match. And he can’t use his abilities. If he didn’t accept, I would call him a coward.
He's like tall af or something he could probably clap you
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7:06 left me weak
I will give this movie 2 genuine compliments:
1. Like Bolt said, the poster is legitimately cool and creepy.
2. I do actually like the design and costume of the Slender Man in this, even managing to find a way to meld the suit into his body.
Other than that, you would be better off just watching the entirety of Marble Hornets.
Long have i awaited this...and the waiting was well spent
Oh no, a dinosaur has eaten Diamondbolt! We're doomed. Why 2020, why?
“Why god? Are you proud of yourself? Who will make low quality content now? Why couldn’t you just take someone else instead? They don’t make low quality content. At least I don’t think they can. But even if they could it wouldn’t be the same!”
F for bolt
@Radio Star Alexa play despacito
@pyro satoor ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@Radio Star spoopy
Diamondbolt: *makes a joke about the FNaF movie releasing in 2030*
FNaF Movie: *releases exactly 3 years after this video was published (in the US)*
“Splendyyyyy” was my favorite part had me rolling 😂