@@KidCorporate That's actually funnier than the actual story, but I would never let my family know I'm gay. I almost swerved into oncoming traffic and hit an SUV with a family in it
That's the magic of CumTown: you'll listen to them describing different kinds of cured meats for 50 minutes straight, with a ten minute ad read, and the entire time they'll be doing one joke over and over and somehow it's the most entertaining thing you've ever heard because it's three people being one hundred percent completely genuine friends
@@sayno2lolzisback You really got to give Nick credit as a high stakes gambler because he gave Adam his own show even though he constantly killed the momentum of every bit on the pod.
@@chaselaro1444 because Adam himself doesn't even understand the connection he's making he's just saying it to sound smart/funny and Nick and Stav realized it immediately and it brought the bit to a screeching halt. Adam does that alot. It's like in the Wallace and Gromit bit Adam pipes up about something completely unrelated and Nick pops in with the Wallace voice 'He's ruining the bit Gromit' There's another one I can't remember exactly which episoede/bit but Adam interuppts it to freak out over the ps5 being announced
Lmao, here we are years later and there are still like zero must have games on the PS5. Couldn’t even tell you what the hell is on the Xbox whatever series
Adam’s entire outlook on JBP is through the Chapo reading series I believe because they spent about 3/4ths of their video on one allegory JBP uses in one of his books on like a singular page that involves a lobster. Real heavyweights of the intellectual left we’re dealing with there.
The funniest part of this video is Adam acting like he’s had sex with a woman, which would be unacceptable, since we all know he’s gay and Dasha is simply his beard. Or, was his beard
I remember cry laughing in my car on the way to work when this ep dropped. Nearly killed myself and a family of 4. Thanks boys
Similar story here
I like that your family is forced to listen to Cumtown. The fact that it nearly killed them is the icing on the cake.
I remember cry masturbating to this on my way to work when it came out
@@KidCorporate That's actually funnier than the actual story, but I would never let my family know I'm gay.
I almost swerved into oncoming traffic and hit an SUV with a family in it
Nice brother
“You’re gay if you use it” gets me bad every time
Can’t believe Garfiel L’Zanya and incel Sebastian was all in one episode when another episode was 1 hour of arguing about how taxes work with Adam
What episode ?
Please, accept the mystery.
@@jr-h1895"do not give in to astonishment"
@@maddyloveslemonsPhatty 🅱️a🅱️🅱️y
That's the magic of CumTown: you'll listen to them describing different kinds of cured meats for 50 minutes straight, with a ten minute ad read, and the entire time they'll be doing one joke over and over and somehow it's the most entertaining thing you've ever heard because it's three people being one hundred percent completely genuine friends
the fact he's nigerian in this bit
Nick radiates “Chinese collaborator” energy without even trying.
rice president
他是美国人身体里的中欧人
@@dickheadrecs comedy gold
Guaranteed he would flip on us all as soon as the Chinese invade
Average leftist
I remember sitting on a train crying when Nick was doing the impressions
my favorite part is Adam derailing the bit by talking about the PS5
He can't help himself.
I love that they keep calling him a lobster
Wait… im gay
It’s the heart of the bit!
I've thought he was a fucking lobster for 30 years. Literally just found out he was a crab
@@tomjordan6092His name is Sebastian the CRAB people refer to him to the crab all the time did you think it was a title or some shit?😭💀
@@98Dreadboyseriously bro 🤦🏻♂️ 😂
From a Jamaican Crab to a Nigerian Lobster 😂 The boys have done it again… Creating a masterpiece
I want this played on my funeral
I am holleringggg omg yes.
Flounder to Sebastian: “Don’t make me go to HR again” 💀
“Shat ap beeetch” 🤫
"We were just talking about Kwanzaa"
That line has me dying.
'Have you ever tried just talking a to a girl Sebastian?'
ᵀʰᵃᵗ ᵉʰˢ ᶠᵃʰᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᵍʰᵉʸ
I'm fucking dead.
how tf did you get that font?!
@@willyween6933called superscript
@willyween6933 *He will never tell us*
@@JohnDoe-qh5xg ᴵ ˢᵃᶦᵈ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵃᵇᵒᵛᵉ ᵇᵘᵗ ʸᵉʰ ᶦᵗˢ ˢᵘᵖᵉʳˢᶜʳᶦᵖᵗ. ᴶᵘˢᵗ ᵍᵒᵒᵍˡᵉ ˢᵘᵖᵉʳˢᶜʳᶦᵖᵗ ᵍᵉⁿᵉʳᵃᵗᵒʳ :⁾
@@willyween6933 ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈⁿ’ᵗ ᵍᵉᵗ ⁱᵗ, ᶜʰᵘᵈ
Adam telling the lobster/Jordan joke really bummed everyone out
We've all been there
@@sayno2lolzisback You really got to give Nick credit as a high stakes gambler because he gave Adam his own show even though he constantly killed the momentum of every bit on the pod.
@@Max25670didn’t work out though, TAFS is dead already lol
I discovered Nick and Adam like 2 weeks ago and I'm already back for my 4th viewing of this bit.
The ad read with the little "You're gay if you use it," that he slides in there lmfao
Went to see the live action with my girlfriend and I couldn't stop laughing at Sebastian cause of this bit.
Hell yeah dude
my wife was watching this last night i had to fight so hard to resist quoting this episode.
You mean boyfriend?
What's his name?
@@BananaPhoPhilly Stop it silly 💅
2:27 The fun starts here
9:01 I've nevah done eeet."
I like how this account just clips old CT bits and gets 4-5x the amount of views than any of the TAFS videos get
Tafs is good
This just in…funny CLIPS have better chance of being good compared to hour long videos. You are a genius sir how did ya figure that out??
@@TheGoonSquadd mfer has the attention span of a retarded 8 year old and he’s damn proud of it
@@TheGoonSquadd You misunderstood what he said. The official TAFS channel also uploads clips, they just don’t get as many views as this guy.
@@CumImGayand also they're gay
I’m gay
No way me to
Can’t wait for the new live action Incel Sebastian remake
On ice?
This will be played on the projector at my funeral viewing
Michael Douglas could help with this
Damn, I tried to eat soup and listen to this. There is soup everywhere
Nice one slambo
I tried to eat cum and listen to this.
There is cum everywhere.
You must be gay
Holy shit! I thought I had watched every episode. I don’t remember Nick doing a Sling Blade impression but thanks for including it!
Brother
Roachdog Jr. would be proud.
@@roachdogg-ex some call it gay sex but I calls it dick slingin Mhmmm ye shouldn’t a done that, he’s just a boahpussy
Roach dog jr
Comrade!
i rewatch this pretty often and adams jordan b peterson lobster joke is always a tough listen
why? i dont get it
@@chaselaro1444 because Adam himself doesn't even understand the connection he's making he's just saying it to sound smart/funny and Nick and Stav realized it immediately and it brought the bit to a screeching halt.
Adam does that alot. It's like in the Wallace and Gromit bit Adam pipes up about something completely unrelated and Nick pops in with the Wallace voice 'He's ruining the bit Gromit'
There's another one I can't remember exactly which episoede/bit but Adam interuppts it to freak out over the ps5 being announced
It's this bit at the end. He just mentioned PS5 and stav starts freaking out.
Bit @ 7:47
More like juden peterstein
When giants walked the earth
"Just talking about Kwanzaa" that one kill me
I love my best friend nick mullen
When this came out I nearly had to go to the hospital. I thought I broke a rib from laughing
i think i lay eggs
This is the best bit hands down
N-dependence day or Anthony Lonlieano come close
@@K_-_-_-_K I’d say N-Dependance day ties it.
@@K_-_-_-_K I forgot about Anthony lonlieano lol
Threatening pedophile ray ramano
Gay Batman is pretty damn funny 😂
feeling gay to this
Feeling kinda Chinese
*#NoWayMeToo**!*
*#OhMeSoGæ**!*
*#FayGaggotBois*
Carl was my parents next door neighbor. He died of a full body septic infection. Last words were “hm”
My favorite line is “What that pussy do?” 🤣🤣 Nick Mullen is hilarious!
THANK YOU
why the hell is this masterpiece deleted ever
What the fuck, I just listened to this like a month or so ago.
This was "Lobster for Pussy" wasn't it?
Pussy for Lobster
man i miss this show
What happened to it?
@NEETpride they stopped being gay 😢
@@SNUSNU4U thats transphobic
@@neetpride5919 ur account is so schizo
The is peak podcast content
This is one of my favorites. This show helped me through some shit let me tell ya
Was painting warhammer listening to this and fucked up so many times 🤣
I’m clearly the gayest here btw.
liking Warhammer makes you gay, yeah, and I would know because I also like Warhammer and am extremely gay
I’m also painting warhammer to this and fucked up lol
@@arthurwalker337 nice, what you painting? im working on an army of necrons atm (szarekhan dynasty)
you're all losers
Grats on the gay
The Ad in the beginning is golden
I was crying laughing on an airplane re listening to this last week lol
Elliot Lobster
Very underrated comment
I too play chess while listening to Cumtown.
Sometimes i play chess just so i can cum..
The 2001 Chicago "Lobster Love" Incident
I think I lay eggs?
This is the remake Disney should’ve done
This is my favorite clip of the boys of all time
This and the gay actor Michael Douglas bit sold me. The good ol days.
Can't forget Michael balls penis
Whsipering made it
The best part is that it takes them seven and a half minutes to say the words "incel sebastian" because the voice is just so fun to do
Reminds me of that recurring bit Jim Gafaggin does lol
Hot pocket hooooott guys
_and i say it in a quiet voice too, da hot pocket is hot, guise_
- Jim Gaffigan
My favorite part about Adam being jewish is that he’s gay
What voice was Stav even going for?
Just talking about KWANZAA!! Lmfao
As much as I always defend Adam he is only interjecting to ruin the bit
And that is why nick favored stav
Who the hell would actively defend Adam?
If they ever do a Gremlins reboot, they better use Stav's laugh
Best part is this is pretty close the the little mermaid remake
These and Norm Macdonalds add reads are the best in human history, not arguable sorry.
Nicks Sebastian impression is so fucking funny
Such a good bit, even more so that they think Sabastian was a lobster and not a crab.
the ps5 predictions are crazy
Neeepalss
I wrote a gay ass song to impress Ariel... haha😂
I almost crashed from fucking laughing
I'm still waiting for a Little Mermaid remake where Sebastian is a Nigerian lobster.
A classic for the boys
how did he miss Bg5+ tho
“We should probably end with some white guilt to show we’re down”
I saw incel and sebastion and immediately thought hes gonna have a gun
Nick was right about the PS5...
What part about it
@@mrscruffles801yes
Funniest bit
Why is Sebastian Ugandan 😂😂😂
Isn't Sebastian a crab?
5:28 LMAO he made Sebastian a Nigerian (or a Haitian??) rofl
What do they do in that town?
Is there any bits where Adam is funny? Even TAFS.. it seems like all he does is laugh at Nick being funny..
He had some okay ones on the one with ben shapiro meeting mr feeny
best clipper
LOL WHY DID THEY MAKE SEBASTIAN NIGERIAN
Stav dies at the end
Watch in 2x speed the laughter sounds way more gay etc
stavros has a troll laugh
*goblin
@@chaselaro1444 very true, my bad.
@@jonkelley9021more like a villainous puppet
Good thing my name Eric
yeah man
Happened to my buddy Eric one time
I made a huge mistake commenting on this content now the algorithm thinks I want this and only this
@@cryosleep19
it's ok to be gay
I love how they keep calling him a lobster 😂😂😂 also I’m gay
Stav thinks sabastion is a lobster
Erriot Rodger shouldve been a jamaican crustacean
Then he wouldve been ignored by the media and reddit
So fuggin true
7 vaganyas
...maybe more!
Lmao, here we are years later and there are still like zero must have games on the PS5.
Couldn’t even tell you what the hell is on the Xbox whatever series
Ariel shit starts at 2:30
Yes it exists in the form of a ballad: 3:31 Under da booty bubba sparxxx mashup: ua-cam.com/video/Utv_OMU7Xx8/v-deo.html
This turned me Gay
undah dah see
undah dah see
Nick on 2x sounds like Ben Shapiro
What the hell is Adam talking about with Jordan Peterson?
Adam’s entire outlook on JBP is through the Chapo reading series I believe because they spent about 3/4ths of their video on one allegory JBP uses in one of his books on like a singular page that involves a lobster. Real heavyweights of the intellectual left we’re dealing with there.
He's referring to JP saying "These things are old as lobsters man" he's talking about the brains reward system and how it makes us gay
I can't smoke weed and listen to this. Omg I'm crying laughing rn. 😂😂🤣 8:50
Bong hit transplant?
I'm cool Toyota M. and I'm on druuuugs.
@@droptableaccount1820no you're not
The funniest part of this video is Adam acting like he’s had sex with a woman, which would be unacceptable, since we all know he’s gay and Dasha is simply his beard. Or, was his beard
I am also gay.
I waent to peench ha bres
sorry how the fuck does black have 9 pawns at 1 minute in
oh... on replay. it appears to be a sandbox. how fucking dumb
He's a crab
He's whatever nick says he is
You’re Chinese
2:15
I cringe every time Adam speaks