Mark Wahlberg Takes a Lie Detector Test | Vanity Fair

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  • @annalucy89
    @annalucy89 5 років тому +5040

    He's too calm, like he's done this before in a real police station calm....

    • @knobbygaming7612
      @knobbygaming7612 5 років тому +398

      The amount of times hes been arrested I wouldn't be surprised XD

    • @mikekillagreen9432
      @mikekillagreen9432 5 років тому +246

      Do you know his background? Lol. He lived in police stations.

    • @tinospaper2822
      @tinospaper2822 5 років тому +90

      @fresh B never believe tabloids bro. It just so happens the dude he smashed out was of a different race but that doesnt make it a race thing like your trying to make it seem. U weren't there and you definitely don't know what transpired or why it happened. Back in 2008 my brother in law shot 3 ppl outside a club on his bday and the papers and news said that it was a random act of violence when it 1000% wasnt. Know facts b4 speaking on something.

    • @MrBmantheman
      @MrBmantheman 4 роки тому +89

      @@tinospaper2822 100% incorrect, it was DEFINITELY a race thing. There are multiple witnesses and multiple different accounts related to Marks racist antics. Doesn't mean I don't like him, he was a kid. But don't act like it's bull just because you're in denial

    • @tinospaper2822
      @tinospaper2822 4 роки тому +26

      @@MrBmantheman did you talk to the witnesses yourself? If not then shut it. Media fabricates to make a better story. Your the one in denial and also naive. Ppl like you who live in a box and cant ever see the bigger picture opinion is irrelevant my friend because your not practical.

  • @_birdie
    @_birdie 5 років тому +6391

    he looks like he's being forced to do this at gunpoint 😆

  • @testv284
    @testv284 6 років тому +5696

    We need Ryan Reynolds to take this Lie Detector Test!

  • @criticalcaleb
    @criticalcaleb 5 років тому +4765

    Interviewer: "Have you killed anyone?"
    Mark: "I wouldn't say 'KILL', more like.. gave them the gift of death. Is that true over there?"
    *Nods his head*

    • @Eluvyel
      @Eluvyel 5 років тому +241

      GIven that he actually almost killed two people out of hatred, he could answer that question without sarcasm and still not tick the polygraph off.

    • @Gourgandise
      @Gourgandise 5 років тому +9

      AHAHAHAHAH

    • @356nut
      @356nut 5 років тому +57

      Let it go! That’s in his past! He’s not that person anymore! I don’t understand why some people like holding onto someone’s past! Even the Asian guy forgave him! And Mark did not blind the guy, the guy was blinded by a in the Vietnam war!

    • @eafanboyssuck
      @eafanboyssuck 5 років тому +10

      @@356nut you cant change the past. He is and will be that same psychotic maniac.

    • @Ripheart789
      @Ripheart789 5 років тому +17

      @@eafanboyssuck what?

  • @jennkins94
    @jennkins94 5 років тому +674

    He’s way more serious than everyone else when taking it 😂 he’s definitely had a polygraph given by police before lmfao

    • @eduardoleal7020
      @eduardoleal7020 4 роки тому +11

      I'm kinda disappointed. He wasn't given any questions about his beliefs or if he's really a christian like he claims to be.

    • @miacastro7340
      @miacastro7340 3 роки тому +5

      @@eduardoleal7020 like they will talk about him being Christian not only that don’t you think about talking about his religion is wrong? That’s his thing to know about and you shouldn’t have to know about it.

    • @justdrop
      @justdrop 2 роки тому +1

      Police don't really use polygraphs too much anymore as it's inadmissible in court.

    • @IaloneAmTHEChoppedONE
      @IaloneAmTHEChoppedONE 2 роки тому

      more like being forced to do something he didn't like

    • @xxviciousbeautyxx
      @xxviciousbeautyxx Рік тому

      @@justdrop His crimes he committed were when he was younger so I'm sure he took some

  • @LLVstacks
    @LLVstacks 6 років тому +2581

    Why does it seem like this man is always in acting mode even when hes not in movies 💀

    • @Michiblackicetea
      @Michiblackicetea 5 років тому +72

      he's no human. he's a psycho.

    • @Swervo_Shorts
      @Swervo_Shorts 5 років тому +51

      That’s just how mafia Works.

    • @danmar007
      @danmar007 5 років тому +74

      Maybe because he just plays himself all the time.

    • @ryanralph7494
      @ryanralph7494 5 років тому +44

      @@danmar007 he's basically the same guy in every movie

    • @darylrichel8293
      @darylrichel8293 5 років тому +13

      He’s just used to being on camera all the time.

  • @cloudopolis5607
    @cloudopolis5607 6 років тому +8136

    I'm not gonna lie (pun intended), he is scary calm. like murder calm.

    • @lionessmummy4418
      @lionessmummy4418 6 років тому +191

      Cloudopolis Entertainment you see, now I thought he looked visibly nervous at times to me.

    • @mannixmd
      @mannixmd 6 років тому +171

      he is an actor after all :)

    • @occamsrazor1285
      @occamsrazor1285 6 років тому +147

      Well, he's apparently a Mossad agent, so...ya know

    • @HairyBottom
      @HairyBottom 6 років тому +201

      Well he was arrested when he was younger for attempted murder. He has a long rap sheet. He’s also a convicted felon.

    • @andrewcastellano1824
      @andrewcastellano1824 6 років тому +33

      Thought the same thing! If you watch the "Ice Man" Richard Kuklinski interview, he acts just like him.

  • @ryancollyer2046
    @ryancollyer2046 6 років тому +1811

    I love how he admits his Transformers movies are the worst

    • @Artorion
      @Artorion 6 років тому +47

      I find it so funny people say that and yet they watch those movies the most and they made the most money

    • @ryancollyer2046
      @ryancollyer2046 6 років тому +49

      @@Artorion Yeah even not very good movies make craploads of money. Batman V Superman is a great example.

    • @Binfordtools6100
      @Binfordtools6100 6 років тому +28

      lol he said they weren't the "best toy adaptations" not "the worst out of the five". There is a difference.

    • @Unqualifiedmedicalperson
      @Unqualifiedmedicalperson 6 років тому +17

      He's made it pretty clear that he only did those movies for his kids.

    • @ikon8275
      @ikon8275 6 років тому +20

      Shya and Megan fox first transformers was the best, he was right!

  • @mcluv_in
    @mcluv_in 5 років тому +340

    "You seem a bit nervous there, Mark."
    Mark: "NeVeR"

  • @opNeptune
    @opNeptune 5 років тому +1325

    *"So .. You Gonna Drop A Mixtape anytime soon"*
    lmao

    • @wi77iama773n
      @wi77iama773n 5 років тому +8

      Neptune the world needs that. So selfish of him lol

    • @ohyeah8224
      @ohyeah8224 5 років тому +18

      Made me laugh xD...I swear it's the guys tone when he asks these things

    • @keelanesquivel3854
      @keelanesquivel3854 4 роки тому

      is this a joke or are you too young to remember his youth days?

    • @RyanGosling6
      @RyanGosling6 4 роки тому

      Neptune I wish the interviewer could ask why he won’t.

    • @laney6634
      @laney6634 3 роки тому +1

      Feel the vibration

  • @ianerixon
    @ianerixon 6 років тому +2511

    You can tell he’s been in that seat before lol
    Dude doesn’t fidget and look at the results every 2 seconds like everyone else
    So yeah. He’s more street than Matt Damon.

    • @20ASilva
      @20ASilva 5 років тому +28

      that street background

    • @giantchosen1931
      @giantchosen1931 5 років тому +35

      He has been arrested

    • @dobknocks
      @dobknocks 5 років тому +2

      you can't look at the results when you're taking the test... who is "everyone else"

    • @okMasq
      @okMasq 5 років тому +22

      dobknocks the other celebrities that took the test....

    • @Jahmarley808
      @Jahmarley808 5 років тому +3

      @OnHolyServiceBound always 3 sides to a story

  • @Ninaagabi
    @Ninaagabi 6 років тому +1443

    Ryan Reynolds next!

  • @cyclonus01
    @cyclonus01 4 роки тому +1183

    "Mark did you beat a vietnamese man practically to death?"
    Mark: Yes

  • @faithstanley7442
    @faithstanley7442 5 років тому +1050

    I felt kinda bad when he said that he’d like to hang out with Will Ferrel but he never returns his calls

    • @TheSerwow
      @TheSerwow 5 років тому +35

      it's not true he just playin

    • @yb3505
      @yb3505 5 років тому +6

      They hang out all the time that's what's weird about him saying that

    • @barbarabueno81
      @barbarabueno81 5 років тому

      Me too!

    • @mixedbby-tv
      @mixedbby-tv 4 роки тому

      Same

  • @John-xt9wr
    @John-xt9wr 5 років тому +486

    Doesn't chat online?
    Doesn't hang out with colleague?
    Tattoos removed?
    He is a spy

  • @VanshajKheraMusic
    @VanshajKheraMusic 6 років тому +1489

    Ques - Did you smoke pot before coming here?
    Wahlberg- No
    *Machine Bursts*

    • @AlucardPeach
      @AlucardPeach 6 років тому +16

      I think it's just that he's REALLY boring

    • @avipulatov
      @avipulatov 6 років тому +33

      He probably spending to much time with ted

    • @snewcomer22
      @snewcomer22 6 років тому +14

      He’s clearly not high.

    • @cheese3289
      @cheese3289 6 років тому

      If he stairs calm they would have said he never lied but if he got nurvus he would be accused of lieing

    • @lorenzodemedici6332
      @lorenzodemedici6332 5 років тому +1

      he couldn’t decide on anything

  • @fayde2490
    @fayde2490 6 років тому +886

    8:59 that face you make when you're in the same room with a spy.

  • @spencerhuntsman
    @spencerhuntsman 6 років тому +3523

    Clicked instantly when I saw Matt Damon taking a lie detector test

    • @A.Mortem
      @A.Mortem 6 років тому +99

      Trap Mobile umm, that's Ben Affleck

    • @bonika3814
      @bonika3814 6 років тому +58

      A. Mortem y'all are both wrong, that's Henry Cavill

    • @adityanath3570
      @adityanath3570 6 років тому +40

      nah, That's Jimmy Kimmel

    • @devinjames7434
      @devinjames7434 6 років тому +47

      You mean Leonardo DiCaprio?

    • @aLovelyDay4Love
      @aLovelyDay4Love 6 років тому +6

      Trap Mobile Lmao

  • @sebb8347
    @sebb8347 5 років тому +199

    "I have affiliates in Musad, yes"
    "Ha good one mark"
    *Mark looks for help to see if he made a joke*

    • @ABCDoris
      @ABCDoris 5 років тому +5

      Seb Bagley It’s Mossad.

  • @devildog1204
    @devildog1204 5 років тому +160

    4:17 "Say hi to your mother for me." Bruh come on Four Brothers my guy. Come on now Markie Mark flmao

    • @thelyle1399
      @thelyle1399 5 років тому +5

      Devil Dog also on SNL, he says it to a donkey in the Andy Samberg confrontation

    • @Tanganae
      @Tanganae 4 роки тому +3

      THANK YOU!! I was trying to figure out which movie it was, but I know he DEFINITELY said it.

    • @Baesicc
      @Baesicc 4 роки тому +1

      Right! Loved that movie, got the DVD.

    • @krowentheunknown7848
      @krowentheunknown7848 4 роки тому

      Knew it was four brothers was doubting myself for a second

  • @shaynwalker4787
    @shaynwalker4787 6 років тому +516

    I would kill to be this comfortable in my own skin.

    • @Frip36
      @Frip36 6 років тому +24

      He's very uncomfortable. You can't perceive worth crap.

    • @shaynwalker4787
      @shaynwalker4787 6 років тому +26

      Geeze, I love you too dad.

    • @proudbeaner696
      @proudbeaner696 6 років тому +3

      @@shaynwalker4787 You being a smartass can also cause insecurity. You need to accept advice , even when you already know what to do . Especially even if its a random person. Sometimes you need a random person to give you advice because you will have no feelings for them . So you will most likely be more open minded .

    • @shaynwalker4787
      @shaynwalker4787 6 років тому +24

      Please stay out of conversations that I have with my father. It was private and has nothing to do with you.

    • @dariusbekker2602
      @dariusbekker2602 6 років тому +2

      Shayn Walker I can't tell if you're being serious or not

  • @DeathStalker
    @DeathStalker 6 років тому +1442

    -Never talks to anyone Online
    -Very rarely hangs out with Co-Workers
    -Had all his Tattoo's removed
    Mark seems like a very serious guy that would just like to stay to himself all the time

    • @Euronius
      @Euronius 6 років тому +162

      Or everything a spy would actually do. *wink*

    • @AlucardPeach
      @AlucardPeach 6 років тому +45

      He seems like he got old and boring. I almost pictured him in a dark house surrounded by cats

    • @sabalghoo
      @sabalghoo 6 років тому +28

      Kinda like a spy...

    • @melissalykins8895
      @melissalykins8895 6 років тому +20

      Man, my mind is blown. I was thinking the same thing, and then at the end when they asked if he had any dealings with Israel government or being an espionage.. And when I look some things up online about it, I find nothing. Not one thing that suggests anything about him being a spy, or having any ties with Israel. So crazy!

    • @iveydwan9237
      @iveydwan9237 5 років тому +8

      I actually think it’s fascinating

  • @user-ct8pd1pw2n
    @user-ct8pd1pw2n 6 років тому +3792

    Thought the machine would go off when he said he's 47, looks way younger

    • @Seahawkfan1108
      @Seahawkfan1108 6 років тому +64

      Him & Tom cruise are vampires, simple 🤔

    • @appellationsobriquet6205
      @appellationsobriquet6205 6 років тому +66

      He looks 47 to me.

    • @ghostseekerxiii8061
      @ghostseekerxiii8061 6 років тому +1

      I Write A Song A Day this could be fake I mean common stupid wustions like that be personal man stop asking dumb easy questions be personal with him ask him emberrising stuff

    • @jclingad9589
      @jclingad9589 6 років тому +1

      Appellation Sobriquet

    • @SARYM911
      @SARYM911 6 років тому +22

      The face is 47 but what makes him look young is obviously him looking in great shape physically and his hairline (also black hair makes people look much younger after 40,dyed or not)

  • @thomascox9525
    @thomascox9525 5 років тому +279

    Need to do this with politicians but I’m sure the polygraph machine with burst into flames with all of the lies.

    • @sleepysera
      @sleepysera 5 років тому +15

      Unlikely. Normally you are only allowed to answer yes/no exactly BECAUSE wordier answers allow you to circumvent lying without telling the truth, but these interviews do allow more talk. Politicans are absolute masters of "talking without really commiting to anything" so if you allow them to talk they'll find ways to not lie without saying the truth.

    • @TheShape.
      @TheShape. 5 років тому +4

      And if they are involved with horrible stuff publicly hang them 👍 let me make the questions 😀

  • @sklingen21
    @sklingen21 4 роки тому +53

    The greatest line ever -
    "are you about to take a polygraph exam?"
    "I'm already taking one"
    *Xfiles Theme Song*

  • @kingturtle9552
    @kingturtle9552 6 років тому +66

    There is no doubt in my mind that man could beat a lie detector test, he is scary calm.

  • @natechenry
    @natechenry 6 років тому +615

    I've dodged more bullets than I've missed opportunities- mark whalberg. Great quote to use going into 2019.

    • @lustplayz2878
      @lustplayz2878 5 років тому +1

      how'd it go?

    • @Yukiyak0
      @Yukiyak0 4 роки тому +5

      LustPlayz I think he got shot

    • @PaoTL
      @PaoTL 4 роки тому +2

      2020! Who knew it could get worse!

    • @ljcags3998
      @ljcags3998 4 роки тому +2

      as I read this comment, Mark voiced over it.

    • @melissarupert4925
      @melissarupert4925 4 роки тому

      how's it working out

  • @CitizenMike
    @CitizenMike 6 років тому +3235

    I knew hes a spy.....

    • @jessyncust76
      @jessyncust76 6 років тому +114

      That was kinda weird

    • @LTDanno360mods
      @LTDanno360mods 6 років тому +73

      The machine said he was in fact lying it it's only 65% accurate so he might be a spy

    • @lisabowden1679
      @lisabowden1679 6 років тому +15

      I have never heard that..but it was weird

    • @AlucardPeach
      @AlucardPeach 6 років тому +13

      Espionage? No. LIE!

    • @eye6wide662
      @eye6wide662 6 років тому +17

      @@jessyncust76 that was incredibly unsettling.

  • @deestyle141
    @deestyle141 5 років тому +71

    This has to be the most intense video out of all the others 😂😂😂

  • @Xzsh-ol9jg
    @Xzsh-ol9jg 5 років тому +147

    Why does this dude sound like he is being interrogated by the CIA

  • @Michael-zp7mm
    @Michael-zp7mm 5 років тому +546

    I’m pretty sure that nobody here knows what the chart means in the top left and we just assume that when it moves he is lying.
    Glad they put it there anyway

    • @johncox9868
      @johncox9868 5 років тому +74

      The sensors measure different things. Only two of them ever really moved, the one in the middle was when Mr Wahlberg moved his head and upper body too much. Another sensor moved. But, not erratically. Just asking a question can get some movement out of a sensor. I only saw two questions where his answer registered a mild response. Of those two, one seemed more of a reaction to the question because it was before he responded. The other was during his answer. Not enough to be an outright lie. But, probably indicated he was holding something back. At the end he admits he omitted something in one of his answers. I will let you all figure out for yourselves which question it was. :)

    • @okktok
      @okktok 5 років тому +1

      John Cox yes but, what does this have to do with the original comment

    • @johncox9868
      @johncox9868 5 років тому +49

      Carlos Jorge uhm, everything.

    • @AS.02
      @AS.02 5 років тому +23

      @@okktok you're dense asf

    • @Jack_Stafford
      @Jack_Stafford 5 років тому +19

      @@johncox9868 could you please tell us which question that was? It was frustrating to me that they didn't tell us anything about how to read the lie detector, so why show it if the common person has no idea what the information is?
      Like flash up the word " deceptive" or similar underneath it to help us understand it, I think the average person assumes every time a needle jumps it's a lie.

  • @Gavin4Freeman
    @Gavin4Freeman 6 років тому +911

    so were not gonna talk about the fact the lie detector said hes a spy?

    • @jesperrutstrom9008
      @jesperrutstrom9008 5 років тому +84

      Literally everybody is talking about that.

    • @jagerfromgsg945
      @jagerfromgsg945 5 років тому +67

      So we think he’s a spy because no one here actually knows how to read a polygraph.

    • @YellinHelenP
      @YellinHelenP 5 років тому +52

      Plus, it's not hard to fake a lie. He holds his breath when asked the question. He wants to appear as a spy. He knows how to play the game. Plus, by giving us the sense of him possibly being a spy gives him a moment of machismo that he loves.

    • @Noregret
      @Noregret 5 років тому +6

      Gav!n if he is a spy, then you should not believe what he answered because they got trained to pass that machine.

    • @alondor8157
      @alondor8157 5 років тому +6

      If you jokingly tell a lie. It doesn't always trigger the machine. The machine detects nervousness basically.
      Him saying "I know people in musad, haha :)" Is likely not gonna do much effect, especially if he knows himself it's not true.

  • @matthewcurley1416
    @matthewcurley1416 6 років тому +83

    His answer about transformers was way more honest than I was expecting! Thank you for acknowledging that Mark, we know it wasn’t your fault!!

  • @goodfornothing1231
    @goodfornothing1231 3 роки тому +15

    Mark: _enters the room_
    Machine: *"Oh, Hi Mark"*

  • @youthee8367
    @youthee8367 5 років тому +149

    Mark Wahlberg: How am I doin Buddy?
    Buddy: Yes.

  • @HandleThiSS88
    @HandleThiSS88 6 років тому +446

    "Have you ever blinded a Vietnamese man?"
    ...

    • @Anth230
      @Anth230 5 років тому +2

      Lmao.....

    • @vinnyvidivici
      @vinnyvidivici 5 років тому +3

      .....

    • @arturomontes5884
      @arturomontes5884 5 років тому +13

      "Partially.." lol

    • @dojoguamboy1762
      @dojoguamboy1762 5 років тому +7

      Always too soon

    • @spreadthelove77
      @spreadthelove77 5 років тому +6

      The correct answer would be no, he did not. The man in question (Johnny Trinh) admitted he was already blinded before the assault in a grenade attack during the Vietnam war. Fact.

  • @NathanTG
    @NathanTG 6 років тому +423

    Lol normally...
    Interviewer: Did you do this?
    Subject: No
    With Mark..
    Interviewer: did you do this?
    Mark: Well.. you see the thing is how or when and not did because it all started when, actually i think there was a time...

  • @nwordpassifyousub2303
    @nwordpassifyousub2303 6 років тому +2351

    Why was this so creepy. 👨🏿‍🎨

    • @mmgel9432
      @mmgel9432 6 років тому +78

      Sam Smith can you explain ur choice of emojis?

    • @nwordpassifyousub2303
      @nwordpassifyousub2303 6 років тому +49

      mm gel honestly no I have no clue why I used this 👨🏿‍🎨

    • @tobito5181
      @tobito5181 6 років тому +6

      Sam Smith oh yeah yeah

    • @nwordpassifyousub2303
      @nwordpassifyousub2303 6 років тому +5

      Superkek oh yeah yeah

    • @davidbosma8215
      @davidbosma8215 6 років тому +10

      background music and altering of the interviewers voice

  • @SupaJaJa0_0
    @SupaJaJa0_0 4 роки тому +189

    Interviewer: are you an agent of the Israeli government
    Mark: I have affiliates in Musad, yes
    Interviewer: haha.. good one mark
    Mark: 😐
    *(Awkward silence)*

  • @Brian_Crow
    @Brian_Crow 5 років тому +26

    Interviewer: "Have you ever been involved in acts of espionage?"
    Mark: "No."
    Polygraph: "lies!"

  • @davidjames-cameron617
    @davidjames-cameron617 6 років тому +234

    All you have to do to pass a lie detector test is remain super super calm. There were actually classes back in the day on how to beat them

    • @spreadthelove77
      @spreadthelove77 6 років тому +13

      David James-Cameron Ted Bundy and Gary Ridgway both passed the tests.

    • @erasports7
      @erasports7 6 років тому +21

      Yeah I wonder why they continue using these pseudoscientific machines

    • @jachimpilgrim945
      @jachimpilgrim945 6 років тому +2

      David James-Cameron or just learn how to slow your heart rate down or drink alot of soursop leaf tea

    • @elijahdiablo7310
      @elijahdiablo7310 6 років тому +2

      Or on the test questions step on a sharp object in shoe to spark heat rate so when you lie in normal questions your heart rate seems normal

    • @LonewolfeE5
      @LonewolfeE5 6 років тому +1

      @@erasports7 it's a psychological thing. If you have something to hide you stress even correct answers. All they need to do is pysch you out n you're done.

  • @Sashik
    @Sashik 6 років тому +437

    Maybe you should describe "lie" "truth" or something when he answer? Wtf are we looking at those pimples on the left? It doesn't say anything to the viewer.

    • @P_Beard_5961
      @P_Beard_5961 6 років тому +60

      Sashik Pro I think we’re meant to assume it’s a lie if the needles move lots (just based on movies) but polygraph tests are not reliable anyway. Even the police that used them admit they are useless and are more to get criminals that think it’s real to confess before having to take it

    • @altarec123
      @altarec123 6 років тому +43

      No, it tells you body respond, but doesn't tell you if someone is lying. Someone that have full control over his body or is a psycho could lie about his name, age and gender without making a single needle move.

    • @ahmetgurkan3679
      @ahmetgurkan3679 5 років тому +2

      It calculates the heart rate nothing more.Best ones look at the eyeballs but they still suck

    • @klannstyle
      @klannstyle 5 років тому +2

      The vanity thinks is good to troll... also, even they don't know how to interpret it. Its just a scam that fooled some people at the beginning. Now, this detector is useless. I think it's purpose was to collect information for other things they've built upon the research of that.
      But there are people that are scared about this scam ;-)

    • @danmar007
      @danmar007 5 років тому

      Sashik Pro You can easily check how a polygraph works to find out. You're on the best site to do that.

  • @Spingler_0
    @Spingler_0 4 роки тому +30

    He feels like one of those guys who like knows everything about the detective who's investigating him 🤣

  • @Chubc2550100
    @Chubc2550100 5 років тому +23

    "Soooo...gonna drop a mixtape soon?" had me in tears lmao

  • @mikeydal8460
    @mikeydal8460 5 років тому +25

    I love how they’re so serious over simple burger questions😂

  • @hmugrill
    @hmugrill 6 років тому +36

    I love when he barley smiles...

  • @bennoplatteau8614
    @bennoplatteau8614 6 років тому +86

    I think if this was recorded with a potato the sound quality would be better.

  • @JasmineSurrealVideos
    @JasmineSurrealVideos 3 роки тому +39

    I noticed something. When Mark was asked if he was going to be taking a lie detector test, he said I am already taking it, that's smart, he's correcting the questioner, asserting control. It's almost like he'd got himself very calm at least on the surface for this. Different to the other actors who've taken this, he's probably taken it before or genned up on it. He seems unnaturally controlled. The graph showed he was lying though at some points, it wasn't straight.

  • @MsNoPixel
    @MsNoPixel 5 років тому +320

    John the lie detector guy, I love him! I find it so funny how absolutely everyone uses him for lie detector videos to the point he’s known as the UA-cam lie detector guy lol
    Rip to Johns real life PI/Lie Detector Career now he’s the YT guy lol

    • @gavinwykes3683
      @gavinwykes3683 5 років тому

      He was in Shane’s video

    • @leann4265
      @leann4265 5 років тому +4

      Seriously! 😂 every youtuber has used him now. Shane, Tana, Vlog Squad.. so many

    • @hekee4175
      @hekee4175 5 років тому

      Hasnt faze clan used it too

  • @karmaink775
    @karmaink775 Рік тому +6

    Took this test like a boss! That bottom needle was dead steady 99% of the time. Marky Mark is a badass!

  • @GreyCrowe
    @GreyCrowe 6 років тому +17

    "I'm a peacock captain! You gotta let me fly!" - best Mark Wahlberg quote

  • @veggigoddess
    @veggigoddess 6 років тому +141

    It's so weird, I've never looked at he or Matt and thought they looked alike.

  • @makkumo
    @makkumo 6 років тому +120

    Is no one gonna talk about the guy doing the test... isn’t he the one Shane Used for his video.. HE HAS MADE IT IN THE INDUSTRY!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @laurarings2348
      @laurarings2348 6 років тому +6

      I WAS THINKING THAT FOR THE ENTIRE TIME! I'M SO PROUD OF HIM, HE HAS MADE IT!

    • @lkthree7777
      @lkthree7777 6 років тому +6

      He’s in a lot of videos he’s been made it

    • @haleighjay2411
      @haleighjay2411 6 років тому +2

      He’s one of the top in the world he was paid to be in Shane’s videos.

    • @rmtrainer7
      @rmtrainer7 6 років тому

      I was looking for this comment! I noticed too! He looks snazzy!

    • @jeremywankerdonger9292
      @jeremywankerdonger9292 6 років тому

      He does most official polygraph tests bud.

  • @ryanbigmack9432
    @ryanbigmack9432 5 років тому +47

    “Say hi to your mother for me” is in one of your best films !! Four Brothers !!

    • @joshuahubbard7300
      @joshuahubbard7300 5 років тому

      It may have been in that, but more recently it was in "Mile 22". not too hard to google it man.

    • @Baesicc
      @Baesicc 4 роки тому

      Do you remember him in The Big hit? That’s when I became a fan

  • @emilyplante5427
    @emilyplante5427 5 років тому +12

    We need a Leonardo DiCaprio lie detector test!!!!

  • @seangeraghty4
    @seangeraghty4 6 років тому +477

    "Have you ever beaten an old Vietnamese man until he was blind?"

    • @Oof-hm8vn
      @Oof-hm8vn 6 років тому +35

      He was already blind but he did beat him

    • @seangeraghty4
      @seangeraghty4 6 років тому +31

      @@Oof-hm8vn you're a brainwashed liar. Shut up.

    • @chasem3117
      @chasem3117 6 років тому +18

      He would say no and it would say he wasn’t lying. Because he didn’t blind him.

    • @sfiv1987
      @sfiv1987 6 років тому +31

      Have you ever taken any form of anabolic steroids?

    • @guitarmatt0867
      @guitarmatt0867 6 років тому +2

      @@sfiv1987 yes, I have.

  • @nikkos34
    @nikkos34 6 років тому +40

    Paris ?!
    I wasnt expecting that one...

  • @rafaelakarhino8273
    @rafaelakarhino8273 6 років тому +16

    *Lie detector test takes a Mark Wahlberg*😂😂😂

  • @InvestBetter.
    @InvestBetter. 3 роки тому +30

    "Is (Will Ferrell) as funny off screen as he is on screen?"
    "Yes."
    "Do you remember anything he's said?"
    "No."

  • @Kinobambino
    @Kinobambino 4 роки тому +5

    It wasnt even in the notes for the interviewer to ask if he was dropping a mixtape that was a question of pure passion.

  • @spikeyarmidillos5986
    @spikeyarmidillos5986 6 років тому +161

    So you gonna drop a mixtape tho ?

  • @patf8845
    @patf8845 6 років тому +17

    It's hilarious how he asks "is that true" after he says something.

  • @johnredberg
    @johnredberg 6 років тому +35

    "Do you think I have the creepiest voice you've ever heard and are wondering right now if I enjoy eating human flesh?" -- "Noohh..."
    KA-BOOOOOMMMM machine explodes.

  • @Redeye2315
    @Redeye2315 5 років тому +17

    When the spy agent question came up
    Lie Detector man: hol up

  • @davidoman4133
    @davidoman4133 5 років тому +116

    But he looks nothing like Matt Damon

  • @1rralphh1
    @1rralphh1 5 років тому +15

    He’s taking shallow breaths and looks worried calm down bro 😂 the Matt Damon part had me dying 😂

  • @killerblingxbl
    @killerblingxbl 6 років тому +42

    Mark is trying not to laugh the entire time hahaha

  • @A.Rahman..
    @A.Rahman.. 6 років тому +83

    The transformers answer was great.

  • @TontoEpstein
    @TontoEpstein 5 років тому +47

    Odd, no question, "Have you ever taken anabolic steroids for a movie role?" The machine might have exploded.

  • @ethanbaker4156
    @ethanbaker4156 5 років тому +41

    I like how they think I know how to read a polygraph test

    • @be3210
      @be3210 5 років тому +6

      Polygraph tests are device or procedure that measures and records several physiological indicators such as blood pressure, pulse, respiration, and skin conductivity while a person is asked and answers a series of questions. When the sticks move side to side fast, that indicates they are telling a lie. However, polygraph tests arent admissible in court because they are not always 100% accurate

    • @iamapokerface8992
      @iamapokerface8992 3 роки тому

      @@be3210 ok

  • @tonimarie1220
    @tonimarie1220 6 років тому +18

    NEVER STOP THESE VANITY FAIR

  • @hiropazar613
    @hiropazar613 5 років тому +12

    He twitches his fingers when he answered he knows how to cheat it lol

  • @arturomontes5884
    @arturomontes5884 5 років тому +16

    "I'm a peacock!.. you gotta let me fly?.."

  • @geemag7647
    @geemag7647 5 років тому +6

    Very Informative and COOL to see Mark Wallbreg saying that he acts as Matt Damon just to not complicate the matter further of a small amount of people who get Matt and him mixed up.

  • @heyitskaif4411
    @heyitskaif4411 5 років тому +6

    He’s so calm and serious he really is suited for the Bourne role 😂

  • @wilbertjamodovar323
    @wilbertjamodovar323 6 років тому +2542

    Do the Trump Family...

    • @TheLatinGQ
      @TheLatinGQ 6 років тому +144

      the machine would explode!

    • @Tdow56
      @Tdow56 6 років тому +22

      Ask HRC

    • @lovebggggg
      @lovebggggg 6 років тому

      Right. Haha

    • @cauchemar479
      @cauchemar479 6 років тому

      😬

    • @milagrolazo
      @milagrolazo 6 років тому +1

      WILBERT ALMODOVAR thank you! I was waited in video ,someone say in mark instagram comments that mark could be Donald trump supporter I think someone say his questions it look he ingore

  • @Formerfuego
    @Formerfuego 6 років тому +15

    4:15 Lmao "Say hi to your mother for me" is something Andy Samberg would say when he'd do impressions of Mark on SNL.

    • @callmekobean2
      @callmekobean2 6 років тому +2

      Andrew X he had that line a couple times in his most recent movie mile 22

    • @Sh4dy313
      @Sh4dy313 6 років тому +4

      It was also in 4 brothers

  • @tjyxo
    @tjyxo 6 років тому +276

    should've asked questions about his past and how he feel about the stuff he did

    • @Deviant69
      @Deviant69 6 років тому +7

      what did he do?

    • @two-face1041
      @two-face1041 6 років тому +23

      ilovefood hit a few people and said a few words to people because of their races and he regrets it

    • @emilynelson5985
      @emilynelson5985 6 років тому +73

      Beat a Vietnamese guy blind in one eye with a stick while shouting racist epithets

    • @luf4rall
      @luf4rall 6 років тому +49

      "Trinh, now a married father reveals he actually lost eye before attack when he served alongside US forces fighting Communists in South Vietnam"
      The guy forgave him and it was widely misreported that Mark blinded him.

    • @cauchemar479
      @cauchemar479 6 років тому +16

      That’s too controversial for them I think

  • @valentinejeremiah9977
    @valentinejeremiah9977 3 роки тому +1

    He is calm af and that's the key. The key is to elevate your heart rate and he did that excellently.

  • @floridaontop5164
    @floridaontop5164 4 роки тому +5

    4:52 y did the interviewer have to ask him if he's gonna drop a mixtape soon like that 😂

  • @Slblohme
    @Slblohme 4 роки тому +4

    7:03
    Mom: Why is your brother crying?
    Me:

  • @xspirits2947
    @xspirits2947 5 років тому +11

    ‘do you eat wahlburgers’
    nice question

  • @probablynotabigtoe9407
    @probablynotabigtoe9407 6 років тому +383

    I’m more street than Matt Damon.... what’s your favorite city, Paris... real street bro lmao

    • @melquizedec
      @melquizedec 6 років тому +102

      Paris is tough man! Rats cook your meal over there!

    • @Boruh_Leibman
      @Boruh_Leibman 5 років тому +14

      Paris is dangerous city! Really.

    • @shadygaming6523
      @shadygaming6523 5 років тому +12

      have you seen paris?

    • @rombed8312
      @rombed8312 5 років тому +40

      so he's not street cause of his favortie city? logic

    • @Justinlifts365
      @Justinlifts365 5 років тому +5

      wear a kippah and walk around lmao

  • @TheJannat2011
    @TheJannat2011 5 років тому +69

    Bring Keanu Reeves goddamit!

    • @ABCDoris
      @ABCDoris 5 років тому

      Mrs Valo I don’t think he’d participate in this inane babble. He’s not desperate for attention.

    • @theredpillneo2296
      @theredpillneo2296 4 роки тому

      BotoCorDeRosa he’s an introvert like me, we figure stuff out on our own and don’t feel the need to make our selfs look like somthing we arnt, like many people do, that’s one of the many reason I love that man lol def my fav actor

    • @Lone_Wolf91
      @Lone_Wolf91 3 роки тому

      Interview - Do you think we’re in the matrix?
      Keanu - Yes.

  • @alex1695lopez
    @alex1695lopez 4 роки тому +4

    " Have you ever been involved in acts of espionage?"
    Polygraph moves.
    Lie detector guy looks at him with pure fright.
    "You're looking nervous there my guy"

  • @janine2957
    @janine2957 6 років тому +49

    OMG THE LIE DETECTOR MAN IS THE ONE SHANE USES IN HIS VIDEOS LMAO, GLAD YOU ARE DOING GREAT DAVE (I think he was called Dave)

    • @mallorystandrick1335
      @mallorystandrick1335 6 років тому +2

      janine i was just gonna say this and the vlog squad lol

    • @jessyncust76
      @jessyncust76 6 років тому

      Yes he's been on there shows too

  • @98bocinas
    @98bocinas 6 років тому +109

    4:50 I saw him in Shane Dawson's video

    • @chiyolovely1640
      @chiyolovely1640 6 років тому

      Sofia Flores yeahhh me too 🙌

    • @Rune77
      @Rune77 6 років тому +4

      Yea, he's a popular lie detector guy in LA.

    • @cauchemar479
      @cauchemar479 6 років тому

      lol Shane’s video is in my recommended

    • @iamturtleneck
      @iamturtleneck 6 років тому

      He’s also on BuzzFeed.

    • @mariem2311
      @mariem2311 6 років тому

      And the dolan twins video

  • @sarahproudrottiemom1473
    @sarahproudrottiemom1473 6 років тому +45

    This makes me so uncomfortable.

    • @noneyabusiness7747
      @noneyabusiness7747 6 років тому +3

      Well im about to make you more uncomfortable. Wanna go out on a date? I give good foot rubs.

    • @noahfranklin1211
      @noahfranklin1211 6 років тому +1

      Noneya Business u think that uncomfortable well check dis out

    • @noahfranklin1211
      @noahfranklin1211 6 років тому +2

      Noneya Business me u and Sarah h we gonna meet up and hook up maybe have some fun with fruit or skittles or maybe even vegetables I have it already warmed up and set up in the basement

    • @dorfinn2196
      @dorfinn2196 6 років тому +1

      I was gonna try but the competition too fierce.

  • @kingreece903
    @kingreece903 4 роки тому +5

    His accent as good as mine
    *MACHINE SHAKES UNCONTROLLABLY*
    And that’s a fact. 🤣

  • @imalittleconfused
    @imalittleconfused 4 роки тому +2

    I like how calm and alert he seems.

  • @MrMologog
    @MrMologog 5 років тому +5

    "Are you an agent of the isreali government"
    Wahlburg, fairly confidently- "I have affiliates in the massad, yes"
    Zero spike whatsoever on the polygraph, on any needle.
    Interviewer, nervously laughing- "Ha, good one mark"
    "Have you been involved in acts of espionage"
    Wahlburg, sighing and swallowing - "No"
    Massive continuous spiking on the graph, the practitioner looking expectantly towards Wahlburg.
    Wahlburg, with a croak in his tone- "You're feeling a little bit uncertain there my friend"

  • @JohnnyRei
    @JohnnyRei 6 років тому +2420

    Matt Damon and Mark Whalberg don't look remotely similar.

    • @masonxavier973
      @masonxavier973 6 років тому +103

      Your joking right?

    • @Dragoncoolboll1
      @Dragoncoolboll1 6 років тому +24

      Mason? they don't

    • @JohnnyRei
      @JohnnyRei 6 років тому +19

      It's not my joking.

    • @Dragoncoolboll1
      @Dragoncoolboll1 6 років тому +5

      Was going to say something about his grammar too, but it felt like a shot below the belt

    • @gerRule
      @gerRule 6 років тому +40

      I used to always mix them up

  • @ScarlettJ1221
    @ScarlettJ1221 6 років тому +893

    Mark is Daddy

  • @oneilleiba3143
    @oneilleiba3143 5 років тому +3

    " sooh u gona drop a mix tape soon" had me rolling for some reason....

  • @taliyahclarke3799
    @taliyahclarke3799 5 років тому +106

    He is creepy the way he talks it’s weird
    But I love this guy

    • @Kibitzer9
      @Kibitzer9 5 років тому +1

      Taliyah Clarke Actors are the best liars. They pretend for a living.

    • @pingpongbob8557
      @pingpongbob8557 4 роки тому +2

      fresh B he’s nice

    • @kisshaddad8086
      @kisshaddad8086 2 роки тому +2

      He’s probably nervous in case he gets asked about his racist past

  • @musicalover4eva110
    @musicalover4eva110 6 років тому +25

    The man behind the polygraph machine is the same guy that did the lie detector test with the Try Guys!

    • @nickdow7020
      @nickdow7020 6 років тому

      C W and David Dobrik

    • @AwesomeMan2696
      @AwesomeMan2696 6 років тому

      he is the same polygraph guy on almost every youtube video out there

  • @pvp214
    @pvp214 5 років тому +4

    Ive just noticed the longer you stare at someone a different feeling you get, i can't explain it, they look different

  • @Leon-wf3xf
    @Leon-wf3xf 5 років тому +5

    Now I want to take the test. This is awesome. Mark = boss status!!!

  • @SGFTI
    @SGFTI 2 роки тому +1

    You need to ask him the real questions.
    "Could you have stopped the hijackers on 9/11?"
    "Do you feel guilty for committing a hate crime?"

  • @peachypound6108
    @peachypound6108 5 років тому +2

    At 7:03 I Love it wen the Polly Technician response with a shrug🤷🏽‍♂️